Why does this fandom love EqG so much? I thought everyone h8ed it. In the prophet's name, yesterday all of derpibooru's top 3 pics were EqG pictures with over 1000 upboats. Who did we let this happen?
It started ironically, but eventually newfags started liking it nonironically. It all devolved from there in this mess of eqg threads. You know the saying. Act like a retard and you will soon find yourself in the company of actual retards.
bronies will eat literally anything hasbro shits out
We've always been the outcasts of the fandom and naturally despised EqG originally, but time has been a cruel mistress and weathered us weak. Now the enemy lurks within. EqGfags are like vegans on /ck/, nobody wants them, they're really obnoxious, and their both abominations
Because they're sexy
Won't you guys jack off to literally anything? But human girls disgust you?
I haven't read anything as accurate as these two posts in a long time.
Eqg is like when you fall down some serious stairs and land really badly on your head. A vein ruptures in your brain and bleeds internally into some cavity which eventually inflates enough and it presses on your brain which doesn't get enough oxygenated blood to operate properly. It doesn't outright kill you, but it makes you drool-at-the-mouth level of mentally retarded for the rest of your miserable short life. That's what Eqg is to the fandom, and to /mlp/.
And I doubt it can be cured by a surgery.
>anthro pics are usually of higher quality than horse pics
You can't think of quality when you think of eqg. They are mutually exclusive.
Also that's because most fandom artists were furries before getting into MLP.
That Sonata pic was def. of high quality. Most anthro pics are of shit quality with the exception of a few artist. The only reason anthro shit gets upvotes is usually because its very fetishy as is natural for that style.
>>anthro pics are usually of higher quality than horse pics
Except that's wrong.
In what way? Most people can still recognize the characters as MLP bullshit. The only "normie" thing would be very subtle humanized pictures not fucking pictures you can recognize as MLP characters.
because we're horny virgins without any standards.
Why did you respond to this stupid frogposter seriously? Why didn't you let the thread die?
Why do you want yet another cancerous complaining thread on the board?
Most people I met in real life only heard about previous MLP gens, and G4 doesn't ring their bell. When they see you looking at Eqg, they see you looking at horribly disproportionate characters, but still human. They don't link it to MLP. When they see you looking at ponies, the see you looking at something that resembles a show they maybe watched decades ago
when they somehow get their hands on it despite the communistic/nazi regime censorship.
So yeah. That's how things are outside of your 'Muricah.
nvm, read the post wrong. Hmm, well that's interesting anyways. Maybe you can get away with it in a third world shithole but not in any other place that has a slight bit of consciousness with G4.
We need more complaining, maybe this will finally move people to do something with that abortion. Like purging it from the face of this board.
Technically, humanizations are better. They're still bad but they have better style. So you're a massive pleb AND a massive pleb. That makes it double, I guess?
I'm in the same boat. The EqG style at least resembles the ponies and doesn't look as bland as 99% of humanized art. Most of it looks like shit anime characters with funny hair. At least imo.
Most European countries don't broadcast MLP, and if they do, it's on some extremely obscure TV channel, with really bad dubbing, really early in the morning, with at least two 10-minutes long commercial breaks. People who even know about the entire MLP franchise's existence know it from the internet, or from the single TV Eqg commercial that gets aired like once a week. And people who know MLP from the internet are usually moderately understanding or uncaring.
Then there's the rest who's gonna judge you out loud.
>le reddit frog
>subtly whining about EQG like a manchild yet again
Yep, this thread is cancer.
>Like purging it from the face of this board
Never gonna happen. Stop trying.
P.S., No, I don't like EQG. I have not even watched one of the films.
>No, I don't like EQG.
>I have not even watched one of the films.
YOU'RE the cancer, anon. Forming an opinion without actually taking in the material you judge. Your opinions are worthless. You don't even have the fortitude to take a risk.
Scared you might actually like them?
Actually, he doesn't have to watch them, seeing as there's already FiM for him to enjoy.
EQG is just a side-series, a spinoff that isn't required and is literally never referenced once in FiM.
I'm sorry if this is news to you. EQG is not required viewing, and it's completely fine to call it trash without seeing it, because it is.
There's only two levels of real-ness. It either is or isn't real. 1 or 0. Nothing in between. Eqg doesn't bring the characters any closer to 1. It's still 0. Not 0.7, not 0.5, not 0.01, a 0.
If anything, making the characters human makes them way less interesting, and extremely boring. There are more than enough shows about humans doing stuff.
I'm not even the one complaining about. Honestly I'm more toward the neutral side than the hater side.
Allow me to correct myself, I have not fully watched one of the films. I tried the first one and stopped sometime through because it got boring with the cliche Bratz like aesthetics and high school setting.
>three Ys in the "ayy"
Judging ANYTHING without experiencing that which you presume to judge is the mark of a colossal faggot, anon. Music, movies, books; it doesn't matter. If you haven't experienced thing, then your opinion of thing can be of no value.
At least you tried. Don't listen to faggots like >>26057225 and >>26057243.
I didn't like the first movie either. I still don't. The plot is retarded, the music is tween pop garbage, and the characters are flat and boring, with the exception of Spike.
RR was a vast improvement. Ingram gave a shit, the writers gave a shit, and the entire movie would have been perfect if it hadn't been hamstrung solely by being EQG, a Hasbro-mandated toy advertisement.
FG was meh. I didn't despise it like I do the first, but it isn't a movie I'd willingly watch again.
Form your own opinions. Your own INFORMED opinions. If you can't be bothered to do that, why should anyone bother to listen to what you have to say about the subject?
Ok, you lifted the blanket. But you still had shit on your plate.
I never understood how can anyone use "toy advertisement" as an insult when it comes to the MLP brand. Hello, do you think Hasbro started G4 because they wanted to tell a story? Hell no, they started up to sell cheap plastic toys. It's a good thing the toy advertisement was decent this time around.
The problem is not the sale of toys
The problem is when the story is molded to the toys, rather than the toys being based on the show
Due to unions and contracts, the show is doomed to have its plots driven by toy conceptualists, rather than creative writers.
For me to care about the Siberian tax code there would have to be rows of Siberian tax code shitposters, rows of shitheads who don't talk about anything else than the Siberian tax code and how much they love its perfection. Then I'd say it's shit just because it attracts so many people who unconditionally love it.
I don't think it's a bad thing. They already have basic concepts, they just have to write a cute story. Something that fanfic writers do every day. It saves them a lot of time. Why it's turning shit so often? Dunno.
It doesn't matter whether or not you care about Siberian tax code. Your opinion on it is worthless, because you haven't put in the effort to actually experience it and learn about it. So it is with all the memey memers who just hop on the "EQG is shit" bandwagon.
I don't have a problem with anyone who watched the movies and think they're shit. Like I said, I feel mostly the same way about the first and third. It's the pretentious, arrogant faggot who thinks that his opinion of something that he has never even watched should matter that "triggers" me. And so we come full circle.
>having good taste in cartoons is now considered a bandwagon
People calling EQG a piece of shit is not a meme, it's a factual statement.
Please point out where I said that he has to agree with my opinions and if he doesn't he's retarded and has shit taste.
Because that's what people like you do all the fucking time.
Don't use big words if you don't understand them, anon.
>watches a cartoon for little girls
>still thinks he's any better than the rest of his kin
Because bronies like that shit and lap it up. Just because about a fourth (just a hypothetical guess) of /mlp/ succumbed to degeneracy doesn't mean that is our fault it has so many upvotes. And what it EQG, or simply just humanized style? There is a difference.
After all, some faggots on /b/ back in 2010 started watching Ponies ironically, only for us, the back then newfags, to take it serious and actually become fans of a Pony show for little girls.
>Don't tell me you guys didn't see that coming.
>some faggots on /b/ back in 2010 started watching Ponies ironically, only for us, the back then newfags, to take it serious and actually become fans of a Pony show for little girls
Don't try to rewrite history, anon. /co/ found it first, it moved to /b/ next. As a /b/tard, I never watched one episode "ironically". Doing things ironically is for faggots and hipsters.
Same reason Big Jim likes it