Why does this fandom love EqG so much? I thought everyone h8ed

>>26054987
Nobody reply to this dumb frogposter with anything serious.

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>>26054987
Cry some more

It started ironically, but eventually newfags started liking it nonironically. It all devolved from there in this mess of eqg threads. You know the saying. Act like a retard and you will soon find yourself in the company of actual retards.

>>26054987
bronies will eat literally anything hasbro shits out

We've always been the outcasts of the fandom and naturally despised EqG originally, but time has been a cruel mistress and weathered us weak. Now the enemy lurks within. EqGfags are like vegans on /ck/, nobody wants them, they're really obnoxious, and their both abominations

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>>26054987

Because they're sexy

Won't you guys jack off to literally anything? But human girls disgust you?

>>26056453
topzozzle m8
I like human girls.
Just not that abomination you posted.

>>26054987
The EqG cancer spread.
>>26056453
That's not human. Humans don't have blue and orange skin.

>>26054987
EqG and anthro pics are typically of higher quality than horse pics.
Thems the facts.

>>26054987
>le reddit amphibian

>>26054987
Not filtering out EqG picks like a true brony or something.

>>26056150
>>26056205
I haven't read anything as accurate as these two posts in a long time.

Eqg is like when you fall down some serious stairs and land really badly on your head. A vein ruptures in your brain and bleeds internally into some cavity which eventually inflates enough and it presses on your brain which doesn't get enough oxygenated blood to operate properly. It doesn't outright kill you, but it makes you drool-at-the-mouth level of mentally retarded for the rest of your miserable short life. That's what Eqg is to the fandom, and to /mlp/.

And I doubt it can be cured by a surgery.

Turns out you were just pretending to not be furries

>>26056525
>anthro pics are usually of higher quality than horse pics
fix't
You can't think of quality when you think of eqg. They are mutually exclusive.

Also that's because most fandom artists were furries before getting into MLP.

>>26054987
Because they can't feel sexually attracted to horses, and a good chuck of them feel guilty and repress it when they do.

EQG is their salvation

>>26056627
That Sonata pic was def. of high quality. Most anthro pics are of shit quality with the exception of a few artist. The only reason anthro shit gets upvotes is usually because its very fetishy as is natural for that style.

The only reason you hate it is because it makes you look like furfags.

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>>26056627
>>anthro pics are usually of higher quality than horse pics
Except that's wrong.

>>26056653
Also the Chinks do make good EqG pictures.

>>26056657
That's, like, the exact opposite of the truth. Liking it makes you look like a fucking normie

>>26056660
I'm sad to say this >>26056653 post applies to your picture.

>>26056701
In what way? Most people can still recognize the characters as MLP bullshit. The only "normie" thing would be very subtle humanized pictures not fucking pictures you can recognize as MLP characters.

>>26054987
>I thought everyone h8ed it
That's how it's been in 2013. Then the newfags came. This have also been the case with
>Sombra
>Twilicorn
>Luna eclipsed
And now look at all that shit.

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>>26056660
I-is there a full version?

>>26056783
Yes.

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>>26056796
c-could you link it?

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>>26056783
https://derpiboo.ru/1061215?scope=scpe27f232a6690d0bcaef05c2b94ee226ec354f76ab

>>26056814
t-thanks

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because we're horny virgins without any standards.

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>>26056150
Why did you respond to this stupid frogposter seriously? Why didn't you let the thread die?
Why do you want yet another cancerous complaining thread on the board?

>>26056453
Yes, humans are disgusting
What's not to get?

>>26056736
Most people I met in real life only heard about previous MLP gens, and G4 doesn't ring their bell. When they see you looking at Eqg, they see you looking at horribly disproportionate characters, but still human. They don't link it to MLP. When they see you looking at ponies, the see you looking at something that resembles a show they maybe watched decades ago when they somehow get their hands on it despite the communistic/nazi regime censorship.

So yeah. That's how things are outside of your 'Muricah.

>>26056966
Well I've seen the opposite happen often. Most folk I've know can connect the two together.

>>26056904
Threads like these are the cancer?
Take a good, hard look at the board and say that again.

>>26054987
>tfw doesn't like humanize
>tfw totally okay with EQG
Not sure if anyone else feels the same.

>>26056988
nvm, read the post wrong. Hmm, well that's interesting anyways. Maybe you can get away with it in a third world shithole but not in any other place that has a slight bit of consciousness with G4.

>>26056904
We need more complaining, maybe this will finally move people to do something with that abortion. Like purging it from the face of this board.
>>26057001
Technically, humanizations are better. They're still bad but they have better style. So you're a massive pleb AND a massive pleb. That makes it double, I guess?

>>26057001
I'm in the same boat. The EqG style at least resembles the ponies and doesn't look as bland as 99% of humanized art. Most of it looks like shit anime characters with funny hair. At least imo.

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>>26054987
>posting le reddit amphibian

>>26056988
Most European countries don't broadcast MLP, and if they do, it's on some extremely obscure TV channel, with really bad dubbing, really early in the morning, with at least two 10-minutes long commercial breaks. People who even know about the entire MLP franchise's existence know it from the internet, or from the single TV Eqg commercial that gets aired like once a week. And people who know MLP from the internet are usually moderately understanding or uncaring.

Then there's the rest who's gonna judge you out loud.

>>26056994
>le reddit frog
>subtly whining about EQG like a manchild yet again
Yep, this thread is cancer.

>>26057038
>Like purging it from the face of this board
Never gonna happen. Stop trying.


P.S., No, I don't like EQG. I have not even watched one of the films.

>>26054987
Because making them bipedal brings them THIS much closer to reality
;_;
Also, people like what people like.
If you still don't get that, kill yourself.

>>26056769
Our time has passed, brother. Greatness was ours, once; now corrupted. Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

>>26057082
>No, I don't like EQG.
>I have not even watched one of the films.
YOU'RE the cancer, anon. Forming an opinion without actually taking in the material you judge. Your opinions are worthless. You don't even have the fortitude to take a risk.

Scared you might actually like them?

>>26057102
Do you expect a frogposter to have any sort of intelligent thought?

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>>26057155
Stay mad faggot

>>26057151
Actually, he doesn't have to watch them, seeing as there's already FiM for him to enjoy.

EQG is just a side-series, a spinoff that isn't required and is literally never referenced once in FiM.

I'm sorry if this is news to you. EQG is not required viewing, and it's completely fine to call it trash without seeing it, because it is.

>>26057102
There's only two levels of real-ness. It either is or isn't real. 1 or 0. Nothing in between. Eqg doesn't bring the characters any closer to 1. It's still 0. Not 0.7, not 0.5, not 0.01, a 0.

If anything, making the characters human makes them way less interesting, and extremely boring. There are more than enough shows about humans doing stuff.

>>26057151
I'm not even the one complaining about. Honestly I'm more toward the neutral side than the hater side.
Allow me to correct myself, I have not fully watched one of the films. I tried the first one and stopped sometime through because it got boring with the cliche Bratz like aesthetics and high school setting.

>>26057199
This faggot gets it.

Don't even bother watching the other two, they are the same, except worse.

>>26057199
You could have watched the trailers only and come to the same conclusion. That's what the sane people did.

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>>26057102
This post is so sad it's funny.

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>>26057247
>three Ys in the "ayy"
TRASHED
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>>26057181
Judging ANYTHING without experiencing that which you presume to judge is the mark of a colossal faggot, anon. Music, movies, books; it doesn't matter. If you haven't experienced thing, then your opinion of thing can be of no value.

>>26056879
>we
"We" furry bronies and brony furries. A. k. a. newfags and simpletons

>>26057356
Please teach me the social justice and morals harder

>>26057199
At least you tried. Don't listen to faggots like >>26057225 and >>26057243.

I didn't like the first movie either. I still don't. The plot is retarded, the music is tween pop garbage, and the characters are flat and boring, with the exception of Spike.

RR was a vast improvement. Ingram gave a shit, the writers gave a shit, and the entire movie would have been perfect if it hadn't been hamstrung solely by being EQG, a Hasbro-mandated toy advertisement.

FG was meh. I didn't despise it like I do the first, but it isn't a movie I'd willingly watch again.

Form your own opinions. Your own INFORMED opinions. If you can't be bothered to do that, why should anyone bother to listen to what you have to say about the subject?

>>26057386
Nice buzzwords, brony. Maybe you can tell me why your opinion of Siberian tax code is worth listening to while you're at it.

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>>26057400
Ok, you lifted the blanket. But you still had shit on your plate.

>>26057400
I never understood how can anyone use "toy advertisement" as an insult when it comes to the MLP brand. Hello, do you think Hasbro started G4 because they wanted to tell a story? Hell no, they started up to sell cheap plastic toys. It's a good thing the toy advertisement was decent this time around.

>>26057450
The problem is not the sale of toys

The problem is when the story is molded to the toys, rather than the toys being based on the show

Due to unions and contracts, the show is doomed to have its plots driven by toy conceptualists, rather than creative writers.

>>26057474
This nigger gets it. Such a simple concept to grasp, and yet it eludes the vast majority of today's /mlp/.

>>26057412
For me to care about the Siberian tax code there would have to be rows of Siberian tax code shitposters, rows of shitheads who don't talk about anything else than the Siberian tax code and how much they love its perfection. Then I'd say it's shit just because it attracts so many people who unconditionally love it.

>>26057474
I don't think it's a bad thing. They already have basic concepts, they just have to write a cute story. Something that fanfic writers do every day. It saves them a lot of time. Why it's turning shit so often? Dunno.

>>26057490
---the point

---your head

It doesn't matter whether or not you care about Siberian tax code. Your opinion on it is worthless, because you haven't put in the effort to actually experience it and learn about it. So it is with all the memey memers who just hop on the "EQG is shit" bandwagon.

I don't have a problem with anyone who watched the movies and think they're shit. Like I said, I feel mostly the same way about the first and third. It's the pretentious, arrogant faggot who thinks that his opinion of something that he has never even watched should matter that "triggers" me. And so we come full circle.

>>26057400
>form your own opinions
>now let me tell you my opinions
You're contradicting yourself

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>>26057605
>having good taste in cartoons is now considered a bandwagon

People calling EQG a piece of shit is not a meme, it's a factual statement.

EqG is a piece of shit that delayed the pony movie by at least 3 years. Even if it were good(protip: it's not) I would've disliked it.

>>26057727
Please point out where I said that he has to agree with my opinions and if he doesn't he's retarded and has shit taste.

Because that's what people like you do all the fucking time.

Don't use big words if you don't understand them, anon.

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>>26057368
>watches a cartoon for little girls
>still thinks he's any better than the rest of his kin

>>26057792
Says who? I'm sure the studio working on this chit is big enough bruh.

>>26057929
The writers are fim team.

>>26057792
>expecting the pony movie to be any better with the same writers at the helm
Oh, boy. I'd tell you not to get your hopes up, but it wouldn't do any good now, would it?

>>26057989
It might be shit. But now it's shit delyed by 3 years, which certainly doesn't help my mood.

>>26054987
Because bronies like that shit and lap it up. Just because about a fourth (just a hypothetical guess) of /mlp/ succumbed to degeneracy doesn't mean that is our fault it has so many upvotes. And what it EQG, or simply just humanized style? There is a difference.

>>26054987
neo/mlp/

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>>26056150
After all, some faggots on /b/ back in 2010 started watching Ponies ironically, only for us, the back then newfags, to take it serious and actually become fans of a Pony show for little girls.

>Don't tell me you guys didn't see that coming.

>>26060427
>some faggots on /b/ back in 2010 started watching Ponies ironically, only for us, the back then newfags, to take it serious and actually become fans of a Pony show for little girls
Don't try to rewrite history, anon. /co/ found it first, it moved to /b/ next. As a /b/tard, I never watched one episode "ironically". Doing things ironically is for faggots and hipsters.

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Same reason Big Jim likes it