>"Ok Anon. Don't tell her I said this, but Fluttershy is an absolute animal in bed. She has some fetishes that would make even the dirtiest of Stallions feel guilty about. I can't even look her in the eye now."
But Pinkie, you're all animals all the time.
>You turn and cup your mouth, shouting to the whole town
"HEY EVERYBODY, FLUTTERSLUT'S A FREAK IN THE SHEETS!"
>All the ponies stare at the now cowering pegasus, whispering to each other
>She runs away crying
>Asshole deed accomplished for the day
>You pat yourself on the back for another job well done
Pinkie being into scatplay is my fantasy
Top shelf anon. Looks like you've got your priorities in order fucking over the worst pony like that.
H-How do you know this stuff? A-and why are your eyes so yellow?...
>"B-but I'm right here Pinkie. Why would you say such a mean thing? I... I..."
>Ponk then proceeds to tell you how fluttershy likes to
hold hands in publicand have sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
Real talk Flutters probably has mad fucked up fetishes that would put most anons to shame.
Would you still
hold handswith her knowing that?
>She has some fetishes that would make even the dirtiest of Stallions feel guilty about.
>I can't even look her in the eye now.
...Where's the Dong, Pie?
Holy shit you're right, wtf I never noticed.
My whole life is a lie. Am I even real?