ITT: We make posts worthy of a cringe thread. As you can see,

>>26052189
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>>26052198
(/ 2 u 2 mi felow bronie :D

Everypony.

I like thing

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>>26052189
If dubs I'll steal my moms pot stash.

>>26052216
^:)

Hello everypony
I want you to remove all fluttershy pics in this thread, as she is with love in me, like I'm in love with her. Love know's no dimensions!
Thanks BROnies, BROHOOF /)!

>>26052189

>be me
>13 years old
>tell my parent's im a brony
>2+2=fish ayy lmao

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>>26052483
You win.

Pinkie Pie's butthole is like a sweet cherry lotus blossom that I would lick and savour in my mouth like a cherry lollipop. I would please her divine rose so loveiciously well that she would beg me to cum inside it. Then she would propose to me, at which point I would say "yes, my sweet, i would love to elope with you and wear your anal prolapse like a wedding ring". It would be at that point that I would make my cat lose her virginity in a three some with me and Pinkie's poopy love cavern.

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I like EqG and Sunset shimmer

Hey guys, *insert character that only I care about* is in Equestria. What happens?

>>26052189
I am claiming to enjoy something I actually do not, but I am saying so in an exaggerated and obnoxious manner so you will begin to correlate enjoyment of this thing with stupidity.

in freshman year of high school i was legitimately in love with top cunt.
it got so bad to the point where i would cry several times per day.
i even fell to my knees and begged god to smite me when i knelt

fucking can't top me from 5 years ago nigga.

>>26052751
I irrationally hate this character

>>26052320
HOW DARE YOU LIKE THING
THING IS AWFUL, AND ONLY RETARDS LIKE THING
I AM MAD THAT YOU LIKE AND FIND ENJOYMENT IN THING

>>26052751
I am going to post an image of Starlight Glimmer with a smug facial expression, because I believe that posting the same image over and over will eventually produce some kind of positive result.

>>26052798
I get angry over people not liking my favourite character and try to play it off like they're the irrational ones.

If you don't think the first EQG is the best thing to happen to this fandom then your objectively wrong

>>26052840
I get angry over people liking my least favorite character and try to play it off like they're the irrational ones

Dear my fellow bronies,

I don't think that this place is the right place to post, I've heard that ponychan, EqD, and reddit is a 20% better to Love and Tolerate than this website full of parasprites and rude trolls. Last time I was on this website, I was told "you are a f******t" several times by everypony here, it wasn't VERY NICE. I am sorry that I needed to raise my voice, but this is how upset that you have made because of your influence on my fandom.

Anyways, this brings me to the point I wanted to make, can you please stop sending your rude trolls to OUR WEBSITES. I get really upset when I see that some of you guys send a member to our safe spaces. THESE ARE PLACES WHERE WE SHOULDN'T GET UPSET. You guys consistently send waves and waves of trolls being rude about the shows to these places and we do not have anything to defend ourselves. WE ONLY HAVE THE LOVE THAT THE SHOW IS SUPPOSED TO GIVE US. WE ARE DEFENSELESS. On top of that, you guys sexualize the characters too much and it makes the show staff angry and upset, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT. Please stop, I want the fandom to continue it's regular things, not become a clop *shivers* (I hate saying that word) central .

Sincerely,

SuperRainbowDash584

P.S. Brohoofs are amazing to give, I am amazed how angry you guys get when someone else does one

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>>26052855
I honestly believe that nobody could possibly speak negatively about my favourite character unless it's out of blind frothing-at-the-mouth hatred. This allows me to feel smug and superior when I shouldn't.

>>26052320
No you don't, you only think you do because everybody elsemsays they like thing too. Thing is a meme.

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>>26052880
You win.

Where's my gun?

>>26052885
I honestly believe that I do not have blind forthing-at-the-mouth hatred for my least favorite character even though I feel called to post my opinion on this character in every thread that the opportunity presents itself. This allows me to shitpost and start waifu wars when I shouldn't.

>>26052885
I honestly believe that anybody who speaks positively about a character I dislike belongs in a cringe thread, and furthermore, posting threads about this character qualifies as shitposting and should be banned.

>>26052927
My autism prevents me from properly assessing the feelings and motivations of others, but my inflated ego makes me unaware of this, so I unwittingly embarrass myself on the internet by posting my incorrect assertions with boastful certainty on 4chan.

>>26052965
When another person makes a mistake, I assume that they are mentally disabled in such a way as to make rational thought impossible. This allows me to complain about their actions without having to give any explanation as to how they are mistaken or how to avoid such errors in the future.

>>26052965
I unwittingly post ironic assertions with boastful certainty on 4chan because my inflated ego deludes me into believing that anyone whose image of me differs from my own has autism.

>>26052997
I have no ability to engage in introspection (a symptom of my autism) so I need to have the errors of my ways explained to me in excruciating detail or else I won't learn a thing. I also deflect any and all responsibility from myself to others because of my inflated ego.

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>>26053024
I am so autistic and butthurt I will enter a shtiflinging contest because someone said something bad about my favorite character

>>26053056
I have no ability to engage in argumentation and assert that if someone cannot see the flaws that I do I will simply dismiss them with buzzwords rather than explain myself because I honestly believe that everyone who doesn't have autism can read my mind to see exactly what I'm thinking

>>26053056
I am content to make complaints without elaboration on what I am complaining about because I believe that anything which bothers me is solely the responsibility of others to fix, and that my perspective is inherently right and therefore obvious.

>>26053118
Because I am autistic, I mysticize basic human functions like empathy to the point where they're synonymous with mind-reading. I also have trouble separating reality from fiction (another autistic trait) so any negative criticism of my favourite character is like criticism of myself, and I don't take criticism well.

>>26053176
Because I can't properly converse I utterly refuse to acknowledge that what I have seen as a flaw does not require explaining and should be glaringly obvious to anyone with basic human functions. I also must assign ridiculous traits to those that I argue with to feel superior and to label all that criticize me as autistic.

>>26053259
My autism makes me so incompetent in all matters concerning human interaction that I am blissfully unaware of my own incompetence. My ego certainly doesn't help matters.

>>26053084
Eh, I only joined in part of the way through- and I think most of the early discussion is actually a decent what-not-to-do guide for posting on /mlp/. Both sides' complaints were fair. It only went bad when "you have autism" started being used as a substitute for discussion.

>>26053320
My ego makes me so blissfully unaware of the irony of my claims that I literally cannot see how incompetent I am in all matters concerning human interaction as opposed to the person that I'm replying to who has been merely attempting to understand my thought process while I've been so assdamaged by his assertion that I have made an error that I can do nothing more to criticism him than call him autistic

>>26053419
I call others asshurt, yet I hammer out redundant tl;dr run-on sentences while continuing to demonstrate my inability to assess the feelings and motivations of others.

>>26053419
Anon, I get that the guy you're talking to is being unreasonable, but I think you're hanging onto this for too long. Your English is starting to deteriorate.

>40 posts
>no nyx

nyx confirmed not shit

>>26052880
Could someone reply to this but super cringe edgy like?

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When autists try and make edgy cool guy responses to a greentext thread to seem cool on 4chan instead of just shutting the fuck up and reading posts of those who actually know how to contribute to something without making themselves seem like a total retard who doesn't understand the basic concept of a greentext thread.

>>26052777
He gets trips and everyone goes home.

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>>26052880
u have no place to talk
martha speaks was 1st from dhx and there was love and she's hot anyway she's my wifu

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>>26052785
I would still be doing that if I hadn't evolved from waifufag to tulpafag a few years ago. I also like to pray to full moons in hope that Luna would bring me there in my dreams at the very least.

>>26054622
So what's it like having a tulpa? **Because I want a tulpa, mostly because I find other people uninteresting and kind of foreign.**

>>26054931
Damn my reflexes.

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Who do you identify with the most?

>>26055053
>undyne
>transwoman lesbian
So basically Chris-Chan.

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>>26052189
Why did you steal my filename?

>>26055053
>aroflux polysexual
literally what

20% cooler
10 seconds flat
love and tolerate

>>26055365
are you even trying

>>26055127
I liked it too much. Sorry bro.

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>>26053454
this is legit cringe
mission accomplished, trhead's over

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>>26052189
I like to mango to the bar :)

Every time i see a thread, character or prompt that either i dislike or someone else might dislike, i post ">>>/trash/" and a picture of le funny fat trash man maymay, and genuinely think I'm making the board a better place by discouraging them

My Little Pony is more than a show: it's a lifestyle
We have all learned so much from the mane six and our fellow bronies.
So for that, I brohoof you /)

If I fap to female dranei is it still clopping?


It's not

>no hooves

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>>26055489
BATS ARE MY FUCKING LIFE, PLEAS STOP

>>26055610
Brohoof is dumb
>>26055653
no hooves is dumb
>>26055656
Bats are fucking awesome

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Edgedash is the best manlets

>>26055396
no

>>26055797
Why do manlets love her?

>>26055860
I dunno well fugg :DD

>>26052189
Mlp should be made by studio ghibli u know

This thread is 20% cooler!

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>>26055952
This thread is pretty normal for /mlp/

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It is truly heartbreaking to see ponies treated as such worthless sexual objects in this place.

It's bad enough half of you are racist, misogynist, and otherwise bigoted and self-absorbed, but you have to strip the innocence away from one of the few good things left in the world.

This will be my last post on this board, I can't bear to associate myself with a group of such lowlives.

So long, neckbeards, I hope you all will soon see the error of your ways.

hey guise im like totally toked up on some good weed right now xD

so like who else thinks that fluttershy is teh BEST pony? xD YAY! lol get it cuz of the show scene where she's like YAY! xDDDD

but yeah like im so stoned right now, just smokin some kush and drinking, anyone else here light up at all? xD

>>26055452
>"You're wrong!"
>"No you are!"
>the thread
If we immolate these two for the dark gods, will we gain the powers of ultimate autism?

Your waifu is perfect and she'll be real one of these days.

>>26055964
>this
No matter how cringeworthy we try to be, we are used to drowning in our own filth that everything in the thread seems completely normal to us.

I want to make an EQG green of aj

>>26052189

I'm a liberal social justice warrior who frequents the websites tubmlr, reddit, and ponychan. I am not sexually attracted to horses, and people who masturbate to CMC porn are pedophiles.

I fapped to anthro 3 times

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>green of eqg aj
N-no, please.

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>>26056416
>only three times
plebfool

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han solo dies SENPAI

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>>26056515
TRAITOR!

>>26056377
>butthurt pedo detected
>Implying you have to be a SJW to hate pedos
Thanks for the box of your butthurt.

I think I look like a pony sometimes and I like to clop to myself in the mirror for hours after I inject methamphetamine and damn I look like a hot little bitch holy fuck anyone wanna see my xtube!? k thankx

>>26052320
trust me, you dont.