Pinkie Pie's butthole is like a sweet cherry lotus blossom that I would lick and savour in my mouth like a cherry lollipop. I would please her divine rose so loveiciously well that she would beg me to cum inside it. Then she would propose to me, at which point I would say "yes, my sweet, i would love to elope with you and wear your anal prolapse like a wedding ring". It would be at that point that I would make my cat lose her virginity in a three some with me and Pinkie's poopy love cavern.
in freshman year of high school i was legitimately in love with top cunt. it got so bad to the point where i would cry several times per day. i even fell to my knees and begged god to smite me when i knelt
>>26052751 I am going to post an image of Starlight Glimmer with a smug facial expression, because I believe that posting the same image over and over will eventually produce some kind of positive result.
I don't think that this place is the right place to post, I've heard that ponychan, EqD, and reddit is a 20% better to Love and Tolerate than this website full of parasprites and rude trolls. Last time I was on this website, I was told "you are a f******t" several times by everypony here, it wasn't VERY NICE. I am sorry that I needed to raise my voice, but this is how upset that you have made because of your influence on my fandom.
Anyways, this brings me to the point I wanted to make, can you please stop sending your rude trolls to OUR WEBSITES. I get really upset when I see that some of you guys send a member to our safe spaces. THESE ARE PLACES WHERE WE SHOULDN'T GET UPSET. You guys consistently send waves and waves of trolls being rude about the shows to these places and we do not have anything to defend ourselves. WE ONLY HAVE THE LOVE THAT THE SHOW IS SUPPOSED TO GIVE US. WE ARE DEFENSELESS. On top of that, you guys sexualize the characters too much and it makes the show staff angry and upset, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT. Please stop, I want the fandom to continue it's regular things, not become a clop *shivers* (I hate saying that word) central .
P.S. Brohoofs are amazing to give, I am amazed how angry you guys get when someone else does one
>>26052855 I honestly believe that nobody could possibly speak negatively about my favourite character unless it's out of blind frothing-at-the-mouth hatred. This allows me to feel smug and superior when I shouldn't.
>>26052885 I honestly believe that I do not have blind forthing-at-the-mouth hatred for my least favorite character even though I feel called to post my opinion on this character in every thread that the opportunity presents itself. This allows me to shitpost and start waifu wars when I shouldn't.
>>26052885 I honestly believe that anybody who speaks positively about a character I dislike belongs in a cringe thread, and furthermore, posting threads about this character qualifies as shitposting and should be banned.
>>26052927 My autism prevents me from properly assessing the feelings and motivations of others, but my inflated ego makes me unaware of this, so I unwittingly embarrass myself on the internet by posting my incorrect assertions with boastful certainty on 4chan.
>>26052965 When another person makes a mistake, I assume that they are mentally disabled in such a way as to make rational thought impossible. This allows me to complain about their actions without having to give any explanation as to how they are mistaken or how to avoid such errors in the future.
>>26052997 I have no ability to engage in introspection (a symptom of my autism) so I need to have the errors of my ways explained to me in excruciating detail or else I won't learn a thing. I also deflect any and all responsibility from myself to others because of my inflated ego.
>>26053056 I have no ability to engage in argumentation and assert that if someone cannot see the flaws that I do I will simply dismiss them with buzzwords rather than explain myself because I honestly believe that everyone who doesn't have autism can read my mind to see exactly what I'm thinking
>>26053056 I am content to make complaints without elaboration on what I am complaining about because I believe that anything which bothers me is solely the responsibility of others to fix, and that my perspective is inherently right and therefore obvious.
>>26053118 Because I am autistic, I mysticize basic human functions like empathy to the point where they're synonymous with mind-reading. I also have trouble separating reality from fiction (another autistic trait) so any negative criticism of my favourite character is like criticism of myself, and I don't take criticism well.
>>26053176 Because I can't properly converse I utterly refuse to acknowledge that what I have seen as a flaw does not require explaining and should be glaringly obvious to anyone with basic human functions. I also must assign ridiculous traits to those that I argue with to feel superior and to label all that criticize me as autistic.
>>26053084 Eh, I only joined in part of the way through- and I think most of the early discussion is actually a decent what-not-to-do guide for posting on /mlp/. Both sides' complaints were fair. It only went bad when "you have autism" started being used as a substitute for discussion.
>>26053320 My ego makes me so blissfully unaware of the irony of my claims that I literally cannot see how incompetent I am in all matters concerning human interaction as opposed to the person that I'm replying to who has been merely attempting to understand my thought process while I've been so assdamaged by his assertion that I have made an error that I can do nothing more to criticism him than call him autistic
When autists try and make edgy cool guy responses to a greentext thread to seem cool on 4chan instead of just shutting the fuck up and reading posts of those who actually know how to contribute to something without making themselves seem like a total retard who doesn't understand the basic concept of a greentext thread.
>>26052785 I would still be doing that if I hadn't evolved from waifufag to tulpafag a few years ago. I also like to pray to full moons in hope that Luna would bring me there in my dreams at the very least.
Every time i see a thread, character or prompt that either i dislike or someone else might dislike, i post ">>>/trash/" and a picture of le funny fat trash man maymay, and genuinely think I'm making the board a better place by discouraging them
I think I look like a pony sometimes and I like to clop to myself in the mirror for hours after I inject methamphetamine and damn I look like a hot little bitch holy fuck anyone wanna see my xtube!? k thankx
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