There are two trap doors. One leads to Equestria via the kitchen slot of Canterlot and the other leads to a land where acidic slime attacks you forever and you live in agony till you continue.
The look and smell identical. Would you try your luck?
Odd- made it
Even - slime universe
See ya on the other side wankers.
That's a funny way to say "free EXP", OP.
>from one trap door, the sound of dreaded gurgling and bubbling can be heard
>the other, the normal sounds of food preparation and the occasional shouts of chef ponies
I'm pretty sure you fucked up, OP
I would do anything to be with my waifu, even suffer an eternity in slime world.
You'd have to be retarded not to take the chance.
I'll take a stab at it. Wish me luck.
Well, shit.... I guess I can get used to slime.
You roll the dice and...
hold the fuck up:
>acidic slime attacks you forever and you live in agony till you continue.
>till you continue
YOU DON'T INSTANTLY DIE
YOU JUST SUFFER UNTIL YOU PUNCH THAT SLIME IN THE FACE AND TELL IT TO FUCK OFF
LET'S GO GIVE EM A BAD TIME BITCHES
no need to wonder as I make it to Equestria on a One. YE
Trip into wrong hole, other hole leads to equestria, missed the slime universe by accident.
Rolling with at least fifth best Wonderbolt. Come on, lucky blonde.
>get to Equestria
>ponies hate you
>your waifu hates you
>die of starvation because no job and no house
>Implying your superior human instincts don't kick in and you slaughter the beasts of the forest, slowly gaining dominance over Zecora and Fluttershutter until the Mane 6 cock block you with a ray that sends you back to your shitty life here
On the one hand I rolled even on the other I got quints so I'm going to say I get complete control
I lead all the pony's I don't like out of equestria and into the slime world
Who am I kidding I like all the ponies.
I got tons of this stuff. Bring it you low pH sum-a-bitch!
And in the odd chance I make it horseland I guess I could make plaster with it or something.
After being digested and transformed into slime myself, i will strive to become the king of slimes and command all other slimes in the land to become slimeponies.
It will be super weird to everyone involved.