After many months, the worst season finale yet, enough vitriolic shit-slinging to fertilize an Idaho potato farm for a decade, and heavy maymay spamming, I am still loyal to mai way foo.
What trials and tribulations have you stuck through for your pone, /mlp/? Adversity is the truest test of any companionship.
>I am still loyal to mai way foo
That may be so, but how many waifus have you had before switching to Tumblr horse?
Also it hasn't even been a year, plus so your loyalty isn't exactly at an admirable state yet
Hey, a year is a lot of time for me. Concerning love, anyway, as I am a rather fickle and unloving person. I don't know if I ever even had a waifu that lasted a full year, although I do have a good feeling about Glimmy. I don't even watch the show anymore, so unless there's some fan content that's so bad that Hell would be ashamed of it, I don't think my feelings for Glimglim are under any kind of threat.
Three or four. I don't quite remember.
I've been through nearly three years with this pone as my first and only waifu
I regret nothing
Ponka has been muh waifu for many years now, with all her variations worming their way in. Can't say I've been the most loyal of all people, considering I've still looked at porn of other pones
and skeletons, please kill meduring the time I've been waifuing her, but nonetheless whatever happens, she's my number 1 girl.
Does this arouse you?
Mostly bad writing from Merriweather Williams and stupid headcanons from bronies obsessed with lesbian shipping. Not to mention, temptations from other potential waifus like Sunset. But in the end, Dash is still mine, and it's been that way since 2011.
>Glimmerfags are still triggered over their waifu being spayed
>complains about his waifu's sexuality
>contemplated jumping ship to yet another card-carrying carpet muncher
I'm beginning to see a pattern here.
When I first jumped on the ride and I was but a lowly stupid newfag, Dash was my original waifu. After a fairly short time, and all the verbal abuse against dashfags, I jumped the waifu ship to Lyra.
That lasted barely a week, and then I realized I was truly happiest with dash, and Lyra just didn't feel right as a waifu.
I guiltily returned to dash as my waifu, and haven't changed waifus since, and the dashfag hate is just part of the game. Coloratura, starlight, sunset and treehuger at just temporary fads.
Dash is forever.
>What trials and tribulations have you stuck through for your pone, /mlp/?
Nobody truly understands what this means but Twifags.
That's the spirit, son.
>Oh no muh waifu became a god and gets to live in a castle and rule over a country
Yes, such pain and suffering you've experienced
I can't possibly imagine anyone having it worse than you.
Twilight herself is still the same old purple book horse that she always was and to claim that she's completely different post-ascension is just a meme
She exhibits the same character traits, displays the same skill in magic, and still studies friendship (only now she actually applies it through diplomacy)
Yes, as she grows a long neck and has her once-varied personality whittled to a plain princess husk, and is no longer the adorable library pone she once was.
>has her once-varied personality whittled to a plain princess husk
Except for the "princess" part this is happing with literally all of them. The writers simply do not care anymore.