>"Stay your blade, Anonymous, I submit, I submit! Don't

>>26049031
>Implying Twilight wouldn't learn some shit about Friendship and then get a dues ex that allows her to blast you away with rainbows

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>>26049031
THIS IS SPARTA!

>>26049031
I was just peeling an apple you retardedly pacifist horse.

>>26049031
Very well
Your first job as my slave is to go enslave all the other ponies

I agreed to leave them alone but I can still rule them through you.
Do a good job and I may even give you some autonomy to make minor decisions about your slaves yourself.

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>>26049031
>Anon the Conqueror, the inter-dimensional Terror of the Everfree, Despoiler of Griffonstone, and Ransacker of Appleloosa, looks down at the little purple horse through the slits in his helmet's visor.
"Very well, equine princess. I accept your surrender."
>He sheathes his baleful blade of dark magic, and kneels down to look the princess in the eye. "My first command then, Princess."
>Twilight gulps, her eyes stricken with worry as she contemplated the horrible punishments and tribulations the fell human would foist upon her.
>"W-what is it?"
"Roll over."
"Belly rubs.

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>>26049229

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>>26049229

>>26049031
This isn't even what the Gospel meant!

>>26049031
What happened to your neck?

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>>26049031
>Stay, Anonymous! Submit! Submit! Don't try and leave again. By royal decree, you are my salve."

>It's a Mary Sue anon thread where he can defeat ponies for some reason thread

>>26053222
>It's a Whiny Faggot anon post where he complains about pointless shit post

>>26053222
You don't deserve those trips.

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>>26049061

>>26053222
Yeah, because predators don't normally have a severe advantage over prey. Give your trips back to Bateman, and then go hang yourself.

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>>26053593
Do you even watch the fucking show? AJ peels apples for her cider.
These fans of the fandumb, I swear.

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>>26049031
Throw in the Crystal Heart and you have a deal.

>>26049229
Dammit anon she's just a child!

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>>26049046
>>26049047
>>26049061
>>26049103
>>26049229
>>26051356
>>26052936
>>26053187
>>26055688
Not using your slave for sexual purposes

>>26049031
"Sex slave or regular slave?"
>"... There are other kinds?"

>>26049031
Time out, Twiggy. I'm sorry, I just not comfortable with this kind of roleplay. Can't we just cuddle?

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>>26049229