>"Stay your blade, Anonymous, I submit, I submit! Don't bring any further harm to my people - I surrender. Let them go and I will be your slave."
Your first job as my slave is to go enslave all the other ponies
I agreed to leave them alone but I can still rule them through you.
Do a good job and I may even give you some autonomy to make minor decisions about your slaves yourself.
>Anon the Conqueror, the inter-dimensional Terror of the Everfree, Despoiler of Griffonstone, and Ransacker of Appleloosa, looks down at the little purple horse through the slits in his helmet's visor.
"Very well, equine princess. I accept your surrender."
>He sheathes his baleful blade of dark magic, and kneels down to look the princess in the eye. "My first command then, Princess."
>Twilight gulps, her eyes stricken with worry as she contemplated the horrible punishments and tribulations the fell human would foist upon her.
>"W-what is it?"
>Stay, Anonymous! Submit! Submit! Don't try and leave again. By royal decree, you are my salve."
Do you even watch the fucking show? AJ peels apples for her cider.
These fans of the fandumb, I swear.
Throw in the Crystal Heart and you have a deal.
Not using your slave for sexual purposes