>i..is this w..what you wanted?

>>26047763
Well I didn't ask for it but I can't say I'm objecting to it.

>>26047763
>NO
>HOOVES

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>>26047763

>>26047914
I agree, her distinct lack of eggs is disturbing.
let me get a bowl.

>>26047926
Better deliver, Anon. I want me some egg in the baskets.

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>>26047763
No, now go get the bacon girl like I asked, you silly grape

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>>26047763

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>>26047763

>>26047934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u08NGTmxp-E
I'm trying, but the chickens aren't behaving today!

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>inb4 newfags think >no hooves is just a meme

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>>26047763
My god Twilight, I can smell your armpits from here... It's making my dick hard.

>>26047763
>Yes now lay on the table
She hesitantly lays down her back. It's her first time doing this. Sure she's read all the books on this but she'd never thought she'd actually do this. Anon smiles ands begins putting things on her body. They smell clean, like he prepared them just for this moment.when he's done they're all over her body. She can feel each individual peice.

>You ready?

Twilight nods slightly. Anon pushes the table out into a large room. There's a large crowd of men an women here. And they're all looking at her hungrily. No dinner than the table come to a stop they lunge at her. She feels the pricks and prods of their hands and sticks. They pour their fuilds all over her. Twilight turns her head, the only place these people haven't touched and sees over girls like her. She can't help but wonder how she got into this. Once these demons had their fill of her they disperse.
Anon rolls her back into the other room. Her wipes their fuilds off of her and clean her up.

>so twilight

Twilight jerks her head up to look at him

>how'd it feel being a sushi platter?

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>>26047990
>this thing people spam over and over again to force a particular way of thinking isn't a meme

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>>26048058
at least post the right Costanza to piss off
>nohooves

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>>26047763
>"Ahh yess... das is good, Miss Sparkle! Truly ze magicks!"
>"Now raise ze arms, yes, no needs to hide. Turn around on ze heels, face the wall, place ze hands on the wall. Ve vant to see ze buttocks raised up by ze heels... turn ze face to the camera... excellent! One more..."
>"Very good! Now remove ze bra."
"W-what?"
>"Ve have to use ze magic of the side-boob!"

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>>26048081
rara a cute

>>26047763
What? No, I wanted two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

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>>26047763

>>26047763
no "big awesome erection" is a drink twi

>>26048088

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>>26048081
>Not posting this version

inb4
>Twilight will never remove her clothes in your bedroom
>Twilight will never shyly ask you if this is what you wanted
And other shit like that.

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>>26047763
No, you're not Trixie.

>>26047763
Yes
Almost

>>26047763
Yes
>throw her clothes in the washer
>give her a shirt of mine
Now what.

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>>26049189

>>26047763
"... Beautiful."
>"W-what?"
"I said you're beatiful."
>She visibly trembles, her eyes wides.

>>26051823
most cringey comment i've read in the last 2 hours. good job faggot

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>>26047763
>>26051823

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>>26052322
PFFFFT

>>26047763
No, I don't like women who aren't comfortable with their bodies.

>>26047763
i wanted sunset...

>>26048088
This was a great reply how come nobody liked or upvoted it.