Guys! Powerball is at its max of over $800 million dollars right

But I don't like sharing

>>26039588
...it's $800 million dollars, Anon

>>26039588
>>26039722
If I get dubs too I'll buy one

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>>26039722
pic related

>>26039421
I already have a ticket. If I win I will buy a horse dildo and put it up my ass for you sexual deviants

>>26039421
But I never played the powerball before.

>>26039421
Even if I won I wouldn't trust my life to any of you faggots

Win and I devlope roboponi in the hopes that some of you have the money to buy them

>>26039421
If any one of you guise win, all I ask for is a small loan of a million to fund my research of horsepussy and mare juice.

And posting numbers
15 24 19 6 35

>>26039722

It'll be like $300 million after taxes and taking the lump sum.

I mean, that's totally awesome and a huge amount of money, but not $800 million.

>>26039421
PLS. Direct me to this, i will help you all if i win.

>>26040140
Have you never played the lottery before?

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>>26039421
Bought one. I'm feeling pretty good about it.

>>26039421
Fuck. You guys are lame. As I've stated before, if I ever hit the lottery jackpot, I'd buy a 100 acre ranch out in texas and open up a mare brothel. Horse pussy for all. From Shetland ponies and fillies to draft mares. Horse pussy is God's gift to man. Winking horse pussy is so hot.

>>26039588
>>26039934
It's not you guys got any better use for it.
>>26041393
Will delicious horsecock be on that list of yours?

>>26041511
Yes it is. Have to have a fresh batch of new foals and fillies and our human sperm is incompatible.


But pls no shit like Mr hands. I'm not trying to get my shit shutdown because someone wants their anal ruptured by a full grown stallion with 3 foot horse cock. Moderation is key.

>>26039421
I'm not american. :/

>>26039421
If any of you guys win then can you spare me 1k so I pay my taxes?

>>26041638
Hell, I'd settle for a few hundo to pay my rent and electric for the month.

>>26041664
i gotchu anon

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>>26039421
Anon even if a thousand anons bought a ticket the odds one of them won is stupidly rediculiously low.

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>>26041693
I know, Anon... I know. But it's even lower if we don't try, right?

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>>26041880
fuck it I'll buy one