Did you pet your waifu today already /mlp/?

Something about this sentence pisses me off.

No. You can't pet what you can't touch.

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>>26037367
Yes

>>26037367
No, but I petted my dick while thinking about her, which counts too.

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>>26037382

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>>26037642

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>>26037367
I did a little more then petting, if you know what I mean.

>>26037642
I'm half-Jewish
I'd gas you
Victory hail

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>>26037367
>she's not real

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>>26038224
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>>26037367
What's the difference between waifu and best pone?

>>26038685
love and dedication

>>26038666
THE MADMAN
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satan confirm. i'm on my way to gas ur jew

>>26038685
there is no difference. Unless you're gay. If she's your waifu, then she should automatically be best pony to you

>>26039861
Waifu may be best pony, but best pony doesn't mean waifu. Then again, it's a joke meme word, so you can use it however you like.