>"What will it be, Anon? Loyalty to your country, or

>>26036270
Loyalty to YOUR country.
...
But not YOU.

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I love America so much that I'd gladly kill millions of pastel horses to keep her safe.

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>>26036270
"Your" country?
Think again

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Liberté, égalité, fraternité

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"there are things on this world worth protecting!"

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>>26036297
Please tell me this pic isn't real christ my sides

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>>26036313

>>26036270
Foolish horse, I choose neither. All shall burn in the coming world-fire.

>>26036270
Loyalty to you.

>>26036297
>>26036313
>>26036320
Holy shit, it's real.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-111720545

>>26036367
Is the joke that many species of ape, such as chimps, can't swim?

Loyalty to my dick.[/
spoiler] you win that, you win me.

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>>26036270

There was a time when I would have chosen you.

But now...

There is another.

He will make America great again.

>>26036270
USA! USA! USA!

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He was there when frankly no one else was

>>26036270

Loyalty to a bunch of cucks and vermin or a magical flying horse? Wow, real hard choice there.

>>26036270
I WILL FACE MY DEATH WITH HONOR. I AM NOT AFRAID TO BE A MARTYR.

SHINES THE NAME, SHINES THE NAME OF RODGER YOUUUUUUUUUUNG...

>>26036270
Loyalty, huh?

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Boss...

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>>26036270

>>26036297
It surprises me to this day whenever I'm reminded that the ability to swim is not instinctual

>>26036270
If I live in equestria aren't these the same thing Celestia?

>>26036851
>Has like 20 seconds of screen time
>Still a more memorable character than that shiny storm trooper.

RIP TR-8R

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>>26036297
Wait, i thought that was a meme

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>>26036297
Seriously? Who the fuck can't swim these days, man?

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>>26036851

>>26036900
most types of ape cant swim though.can they? humans only swim because we learn how to or something

>>26037724
Me.
Whiter than snow.
Always sank to the bottom.
Never had an opportunity to learn.
On the plus side, I'm abnormally tall, so I can stand on the floor of the deep end of certain swimming pools.

>>26037754
maybe you just have high body density.

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>>26036270
Loyal to my country

>>26037742
Oh intellectually I know it makes sense it just feels odd

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>>26036270
To me the task is a loathsome one. I go in the spirit of the soldier who acts against his best judgment at the orders of his superior.

I GIVE MY LIFE
NOT FOR HONOR
BUT
FOR YOUR SISTER

>>26038020
muh nigga

>>26036270

I've told you before, your Majesty, a man cannot serve two masters. I cannot pledge my loyalty to you. But, true loyalty is no unquestioning. To be truly loyal, you must protect what you are loyal to from all threats, even those brought on by their own mistakes. Were my countrymen to find a way to Equestria, intent on exploiting this beautiful world, I would stand against them even going so far as to spend my life, to protect my country from making an awful, irredeamable mistake.

If you can't accept that, if you don't believe me, then strike me down now. I have no regrets.

>>26036310
Yellow Diamonds face. Gold

Loyalty to the family that raised me?
Or Loyalty to my bloodline?
I'm so sorry everyone, but I have no choice but to JOIN SMASH

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green when?

>>26038020
She's a real snake eater.

>>26036270
>well, shit
>you never expected your career with the CIA to end like this
>you always figured you'd get offed by the Ruskies, or even the goddamn Chinese, but to get caught by talking ponies? Jesus. You'll never live this down, even if you do survive.
>fortunately, not even magic can stop 9mm hollowpoints
>but then again, maybe you could just pretend to flip on the Agency
>after all, Equestria poses no territorial threat to the US, and has no spies of its own, so you could probably feed them worthless Intel and still get their trust
>and it would arguably be preferable to trying to shoot your way out, since the entire royal guard, plus a physical goddess, are in your way
>your handler will be pissed, but fuck that guy, he's the one who gave you that retard Derpy as your point of contact in Equestria

"Loyalty to you, Celestia."

Continue?

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My country is run by an asshat. I'll pledge my loyality to you Celestia!

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>>26036270
You tell me, for realzies

>>26038417
Yes pls.

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My honor was loyalty

>>26036320
The bottom one looks exactly like a chimpanzee

>>26036270
I don't get why The Boss asked that. She already said Snake couldn't join her, so why even ask?

>>26036305
Our values are not contrary to Equestria.

They have freedom, equality (as far as we can see), and fraternity between the tribes

>>26036270
Threadly reminder that if you're living in a country where the government hasn't confiscated your property, imprisoned you, and murdered your whole family, it's only because doing so is slightly less convenient to them than slowly bleeding you for decades.

Anyone who's loyal to a country is a damn fool. Your country is certainly not loyal to you.

>>26038960
>Implying country = government

guessing its going to be like my pmc career hu

>>26036270
Bitch shut up and get my sandwich

>>26038968
>implying country =/= government
I guess I'd believe you if you could show me where "serving your country" doesn't directly facilitate taking it up the ass from the government.

>>26036270
>Loyalty to a country is still a thing.
Nationalism is one hell of a drug.

>>26036270
>but muh Obama
>You look at Celestia's stern face
>You think about what she's asking you.
>She's asking you to betray your homeland, your birthplace.
>Exhaling you clench your fists and say,
"Princess Celestia, although it's my place of origin, my loyalty now belongs to you."
>Celestia seems surprised at your answer.
>"Now that you've made your choice I need you to follow me while I brief you on your mission" Celestia informs you while turning and leaving the room.
"Mission?"

>>26039319
Continue

>>26036270
Fuck yeah, loyalty to you. I don't fuggin care about my country. Let's fuck, I'll give you an heir.

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>>26036270
>"Boss...why are you doing this?"

>>26036270
SNAKE EATERRRRRRR

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>>26036270
Neither. Chaotic Neutral mustard rice

>>26036851
Wow. People unironically like this movie? The fights in A New Hope had better choreography and cinematography than this shit. I've seen fan films with better fight scenes. Fucking fan films.

You.
Easy choice.

>>26036521
Thank you Gun Jesus

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Simply point me in the direction of your enemies, and remove my leash.

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>>26036270
>"What will it be, Anon? Loyalty to your country, or loyalty to me?"
>You stand there for a moment, pondering her question, even though in your heart you already know the answer.
"Loyalty to my country, mate."
>You crack open a can of VB and down the entire thing in one patriotic skull, then drop kick the can into Celestia's horse face.
"Geet farcked ya royal cunt!"

>>26040988
>"Is there such a thing as an absolute, timeless friend?"

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I praise the TRUE sun, you old mare!

>>26041123
Impaler Anon green when?

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>>26041507
>"Boss..."

>>26038622
Very well then.

>over the next few hours, you work out a deal with Celestia
>you'll provide classified information to her, but to in order to make Langley believe you're still doing your job, she'll allow you unrestricted access to all Equestria's secrets
>in reality, you'll be feeding her info to damage the efforts of other foreign operatives while stealing every scrap of valuable information you can get your hands on
>you return to your safe house in Ponyville, and shoot off a message via one time pad to your Case Officer
>explain your plan, request the files on known operations by the PRC and the Russian Federation in Equestria
> request access to all the files the agency plans to 'leak' to the press
>feed Celestia the information slowly, building trust in you as an asset
>meanwhile, begin stockpiling information on Equestria
>potential military strength, all known magical spells and potions, locations of rare earth mineral deposits discovered by liberal do-holder NGOs working for the Equestrian government
Send it to Langley, with the instruction not to act on it unless it becomes time sensitive
>over the course of a year all Russian and Chinese operations within the country are eliminated
>you are now essentially the head of Equestrian intelligence
>President Powell decides it's time to begin phase 2 of the operation
>starts working for Equestrian entrance into NATO, establishes a US embassy in Canterlot
>Celestia, who only knows of the constant Chinese and Russian covert operations on her territory in the past year, accepts
>Langley decides to pull you out, which you can conveniently use as an excuse to Celestia for why you'll have to leave the country and stop feeding her information
>she suspects nothing
>you have the agency create one last file, implicating Sunset Shimmer as the mastermind behind the pro-Russian coup in Yakyakistan
>Celestia orders her killed
>you return to Langley a hero
>get promoted to Deputy Director

>>26041763
>get named Secretary of Defense in Powell's second term
>successfully coordinate the defeat of the illegitimate Yakyakistan government by a combined US-Equestrian force
>the combined might of US military tech and Equestrian magic allows for another century of US hegemony

>>26036270
Kind of hard choice but all I have to do is listen to national anthem and all doubt is taken away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJsWz9SlpfA

>>26036270
Sorry but I can't pledge loyalty to someone who isn't real

>>26043183
You can't fuck something that isn't real either but that doesn't stop most people on this board from wanting to

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>>26036270
Your country has chosen by popular vote to unite with the Rodina, pidor. Cease your illegal governance immediately and submit to federal authorities. Cyka.

>>26041763
>instruction not to act on it unless it becomes time sensitive
>simple field agent

you, uh, don't get to give orders

>>26043295
>as if they wouldn't listen to an agent who managed to get them that kind of access
>as if they wouldn't realize that acting on too much of the Intel would break my cover
>as if an instruction is a binding order and not a suggestion when coming from an embedded operative

There's so much Clancy style autism to take issue with, and that's what you objected to?

gotmetoreply/10

>>26036270
USA
USA
USA

>>26036297
>DeKendrix
>JaTravious
>JaMarcus
>LaDarius
>Takeitha
>Litrelle
>Latevin
What the fuck is wrong with niggers?

>>26038441
You shouldn't be fighting for the leader of your country, you should be fighting for the ideas it was built on. As long as your country stands, it can return to greatness. Turning your back on what millions of men died fighting for just because one person screws it up for 8 years is one of the worst things you could do.

>>26036270
>You look at the mare.
>No, you look at the goddess before you.
>Celestia, the ruler of Equestria and harbinger of light, has just offered you a place by her side.
>The only catch is that you betray your country, divulge its secrets, and prepare Equestria for war.
>You'll be set up for life. You'll live comfortably in the castle during what is sure to be the golden age of Equestria.
>On the contrary, if you choose your homeland, you'll be treated like a common criminal if not worse.
>You don't even have to think about what you're going to say.
>The answer is so obvious your mouth moves without even thinking.
"My loyalty lies with my country, Celestia. All the gold in the world couldn't change that."
>She huffs.
>"So be it. Guards, take him to the dungeon."
>You're ushered away and locked deep within the crystal bowels of Canterlot Castle.
>Over the next few weeks, you undergo grueling torture on the daily.
>They try every trick in the book to try and break you and squeeze whatever information they can out of you.
>The previous offer even pops up a few more times.
>Your silence is the only answer they need.
>You'd almost forgotten what your voice sounded like until they asked you for your last words.
"Give me liberty or give me death."
>And so, they gave you death.

>>26036900
Actually it is, to a degree. You can teach babies to swim because they have a natural kicking reflex in order to propel themselves in water. Reinforcing it makes them better swimmers early on.

If you don't, it becomes a bit harder to learn later on.

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>>26036521
Is that our Lord a savior Ian?

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>>26036270
>Loyalty to my country? What country? They opened up the borders to all nations, let people go wherever they please, all in the name of multiculturalism.
>I don't belong anywhere anymore on Earth. That was taken away from me. I might as well belong to you.

>>26038417
>9mm
What are you some kind of faggot?

>>26036270
It would be wholly to you, Princess.
However, ass worship is could get me banned.

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>>26036270

>>26045315
>implying 9mm isn't the most popular cartridge, and therefore the least conspicuous
>implying you even get any real value out of using .40 over the 9
>implying it's worth it to switch to the .45 when you can use 9mm hollowpoints
>implying the .50 is anything other than a meme handgun cartridge
>implying a field agent would carry a revolver

9mm is best handgun cartridge for a spook. It's cheap, ubiquitous, and any stopping power issues it once had have been solved by the existence of hollow points. Nice try though.

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>>26036270
TRATOR

>>26044720
You ever notice that equestrian is like entirely white. No one talks like a nigger. Zebras are from Africa and there's only one of them in the whole kingdom. When Twilight went through the portal into the human alternate reality in EQG there wasn't one student who had distinctly non European features.

Occasionally you'll see a pony that has asiany eyes or something, but it's rare as fuck. Equestrian is probably a lot like what Hitler was going for. Everybody is just white and happy.

I think there's a lesson to be learned in that.

>>26045457
Faggot confirmed

>>26038088
ANOTHER ANIME SWORDSMAN

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Who do you take me for?
Some kind of TRAITOR!?

>>26036270
i choose neither

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>>26036270
"im sorry but i cannot betray my country i shall die whit honor"

>>26045457
except .45 gets you mad swag points and all the puss

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>>26043546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss

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"attack" is the only order worth remembering.

>>26046456
Best Key & Peele skit

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>>26036270
"fuck that shithole back home! Where do I sign your highness?"