Depends on the pony.
Yours, OP? I recommend a baseball bat.
the same way everything hits on everything
the male trots around looking awesome
the female, if she likes his shit, goes up to him and tells him she likes his shit
done. any other combination doesnt work
Get Top Cunt drunk on cider
Buy Purple Smart a book
>"Apples Apples Apples! Farming, hard work, family! Buck, buck buck!"
Buy Dress Horse's attention with gems and tickets to opera matines
Shovel shit with Yellow Squeaker
and enjoy kinky bestiality
Just ask Ponk
Anyone know how to get this one's affection?
But anon, we rave in a nightclub, surely she'd hate me for not admiring her beautiful night...
And just staring up at the stars might be seen as wasting it
and it's fucking cold with the wind to boot
Stop beating a dead horse. Unless you like hitting on the dead.
>put effort into self as to not be a repulsive ham beast
>find opportunity to be physically close without it seeming intrusive
>scratch itch for mare
>escalate to massaging
>stop right when it gets really good
>make her dream about it for a day
>trivially leverage and manipulate her into wanting more from you
>realize that there's no preset rules to adhere to and that being a
decent, interesting person will generally secure you any relationship that's worth your time anyway
>>realize that there's no preset rules to adhere to and that being a decent, interesting person will generally secure you any relationship that's worth your time anyway
>says the literal horsefucker
"Hey, hotflanks! How about we get some exercise?"
"Hey friend, can I show you my favorite type of hug?"
"No, seriously, I want to make a family with you."
"Actually, I descend from a line of kings. Let me make you feel like royalty."
"Sometimes, the best way to learn is through experience. But I do have some great books on the subject..."
"Yes, the animals can watch."