Angery Dazzle Edition
Y'all niggas need to pay more attention
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Old Shattered Gem: >>25987378
Not anymore dammit.
Damn, this does not bode well.
When you said mellow I expected something like Jean Michel Jarre's Oxygéne album or Return to Innocence by Enigma. Yeah I know that zone. Mine is different. My music folders and collection are one variety of blood and thunder or another, and rather than listening to it because I'm making stuff, I'm creating because I'm motivated by it. My zone is a state of euphoric pandaemonium where ideas come on their own and develop right before my mind's eye.
If anyone wants to try my method, let me know and I'll elaborate.
Which reminds me, I need to find me some calm music. Kinda hard to appreciate the tale of a sentient atlantean warship that reappears after thousands of years in deep space to assist the human race in repelling an extradimensional invasion when you're tired and your brain is trying to punch it's way out of your skull.
Second best fish
Hey, you're asking the wrong guy. The calmest I have are a few songs by Rainbow like Temple of the King, Court of the Crimson King by King Crimson and Land of the Giants by Rob Rock. From videogame OSTs I have the Tristram theme from Diablo 2 and Blades of Serenity, Raptor's Veld and Spirit of Bladehedge from Brutal Legend. And I wouldn't call them calming or soothing. In fact, I just realized they have a mourning tone.
...You can't fuck a mermaid.
guess i'll post some of my shit since y'all died last night.
any /r/'s while i'm at it?
best if they're kept relatively simple.
I have an option of two;
The first one is Sonata with a detailed compound elevated skull fracture after Adagio bopped her on the noggin too hard.
The second is any Dazzling wearing a cute hat.
Preferably the second one, honestly.
Dammit, I had a bunch of ideas but I forgot them. All that comes to mind is a three panel comic.
>Sonata is talking to Aria
>"I have a new boyfriend! He is green and nobody knows who he really is!"
>Thought ballon over Aria's head with anon in it
>Sonata is speaking to someone offscreen
>"Here he comes. We're over here!"
>Sonata is standing next to an at-least-a-head-taller-than-her Xan Kriegor and is hugging his arm
>She's looking at Aria and asks "Isn't he perfect?" while Xan says "WITNESS MY PERFECTION!" (no speech bubble, big bold capital letters over his head
>Aria has a manga sweat drop and is doing the -_- face (if you chose to draw her face rather than the back of her head)
I think a simplistic caricature style would work best. Xan is the green guy in pic.
Also, is there a dazzling version of this reaction? If not, that would be my request.
I regret not bumping the previous thread throughout the day. Though I don't see this slow down as a bad thing. School's starting up for some and we are in a hiatus period with the show. Other things are in the way. Plus I saw like 3 goddamn rainbow dash threads.
People who think the sirens used to be ponies should be shot
well I've never really shit talked her on here myself.
but yea i get it why she avoids us. anons saw her vines and posted them here and called her fat, ugly and im sure some other mean shit.
but i liked it when she answered some questions on here in her adagio voice. I wish she'd come back but im not holding my breath.
I also really liked hype alcoholic before we ran him out. i still read Sonata's rebound a least once a week.
That must have been new. I remember people loving whatever she put out.
Hype was never good though. Us running him out was a thread wide thing, not a few anons.
>i still read Sonata's rebound a least once a week.
I'll never understand people doing things like this. It sounds more autistic than it is, but it still seems strange to me to make an effort to read or play or watch something at least once a week or a day.
I considering getting a heartdagio
I remember the ice cream conversation we had a while back. It was fun. This has been my cellphone background ever since and it has been witnessed by a lot of strangers.
I can practically hear her singing some variation of this song.
If you didn't see that movie when you were younger, then you retroactively didn't have a childhood and were probably an unloved orphan.
I fucking love you, I KNEW before I even clicked the link it was gonna be that song. I think about this exact fuckin song every time I gotta get ready.
also this movie makes me cry so hard in the beginning every time, I fuckin lose it
I don't know if this is Google translate, or what, but there are some great things being said.
A comic - into the anus.
They are you and Hitler, and millions of people would kill in wars, and the snake monster.
I have a question.When the sirens are powered by negative energy, what they shit?Well, except for the Sonata, it eats tacos like a bitch.
Fan Sonata is likely to just dig deeper in the nose tacos.
Bro, you're fucking.Do you and the fence, and the bench they had crafted?
>I have a question.When the sirens are powered by negative energy, what they shit?Well, except for the Sonata, it eats tacos like a bitch.
Which Dazzling would be most likely to be a fan of Fallout 2?
>tfw never heard of this
I-I...Just give me a minute.
It's not exactly right to say there's an average slav. Though they share a few similarities, the various slavic nations have their own idiosyncrasies.
But that's more of an /int/ subject.
Now that's absurd. On one hand, thin-skinned people who can't take being spoken to in a negative manner are retarded.
But on the other hand why should anyone tolerate and offer to someone swearing at them?
Fallout 2 is a top-down isometric RPG. If we're talking old-school strategy games from about the same period, we're talking Civ 3 and SMAC.
Although honestly the old-school 4x games are probably too nerdy for dear little Addie. Maybe Beyond Earth would be more her speed.
I never mentioned which kind of strategy game she would lie. I also know what kind of game FO2 is. She likes to be in control and command the situation, so I would assume that she would enjoy most strategy games.
Adagio is more people-oriented, whereas strategy games appeal more to task-oriented people since players deal a lot more with charts, graphs, and numbers than they do with interpersonal relations. I wouldn't be so sure that she'd like strategy games just because she likes being in positions of power.
Once again you're only looking at say a CIV likd turn based strategy. I'm counting RTS games and RPG games like say XCOM in this. She has complete control in these games and victory revolves on her ability to take control of a situation as well as lead those under her command. If anything she'd be more likely than Sonata or Aria.
I could see her as a casual SC player, maybe VC at most. I don't see her with the same patience as Adagio though. She was the one who kept bitching about the plan and how horrible the human world was while Adagio would put up with it all because she had that vision in mind.
Speaking of cartoons, hey non-eurofags. Have you ever watched Once Upon a Time...Space, Bolek & Lolek, and the old Asterix animated movies?
Aria strikes me as the C&C Red Alert type who sits back, builds a big fucking group of mammoth tanks, rolls over you and then gloats about how she's a better strategist than you, the cunt. Maybe with a fake soviet accent too.
Aria would certainly like Fallout 2's random encounters and the Chosen One's attitude.
Speaking of which, one of my fondest memories of the game is pickpocketing a gang blind, selling their stuff and buying gear to kill the lot of them. I was a justice douchebag. Btw, I know from first hand experience that the Navarro Commander and the base personel drama is how camps work irl.
Maybe she'd try Tactics too, drawn by the appeal of the Midwestern BoS being a bunch of handpicked dysfunctional asshats, but she'd give up because the game would require a lot of skill and effort on her part. I fucking loved those guys. Bethesda's take on BoS was underwhelming to say the least.
>Implying Adagio doesn't like games that put her over as many people as possible
>Implying she doesn't appreciate the complexity of micromanagement
If she played games, I bet she'd play Supreme Commander, Populous and CIV: Call to Power II. She'd play greeks and rename the cities that she hates irl into "Whoresvile", "Unappreciative Bastards" and "Here be Gays" or something.
Perhaps she'd play Age of Mythology too, for the novelty of the thing. Also Evolva screams Adagio to me for some reason.
If Sonata played videogames she'd play Spore, Overlord, and that game with the Pickmins. Cartoony, humourous and relatively simple. She'd suck but she wouldn't care.
Aria is Starscream. She thinks herself worthier than the team leader and tries to undermine her, she bitches about every little thing that she doesn't like and blames Adagio about it, she thinks short-term, she wants instant gratification and she is kept in line through intimidation.
Sonata is maybe a less rowdy Quickstrike. She is a follower and she is content in her position. And anon is almost always either Silverbolt or Depth Charge even though we're all Waspinators here with a touch of Rampage or Inferno.
Mate you just landed yourself on so many peoples' shitlists, even if they don't say it. Also I've been tempted to cal you "Spunk" since day one. Just saying.
Look, I don't want to derail the thread once again. I'd take it to /pol/, but I'm not familiar with the board and I'm not keen on having a little flag over my posts telling everyone where I'm from.
Besides, this will probably be a long and emotionally exhausting conversation, so we'll either have it offsite at some point or you'll have to make do with the following rather tl;dr and leave it be. I won't discuss this any further.
"We" have a set of outdated rules that are working against us and "You" made it worse by forcing tumblrgeddon upon "Us".
I'm every kind of "-ist" you can think of. I'm a misanthrope. I hate everyone equally. But there's precious few decent people in the world for me to afford to hate them for their race/religion/sex/handicaps/drug use etc.
My comment about slavic varieties has to do with catalogueing them properly, not defending them.
>builds a big fucking group of mammoth tanks
Is she the type of player who accuses you of cheating when you easily counter her massed assault?
I never said she doesn't like those games, in fact I was saying she would like them. I could easily see her smashing grand strategies. Sonata would be a Splatoon, Smash and in general a weeb girl.
>easily counter her massed assault
You can do that?! How?
>who accuses you of cheating
If she played Tiberian Sun you can be sure she'd spam subterranean assault units (APCs with infantry and a cyborg commando, and Devil's Tongues) and later accuse you of cheating because she wouldn't know subterranean units can't surface on concrete.
By building to counter tanks.
Reminds me of those people who whine that you destroy them with zergling rushes despite being able to utterly destroy the zerg if countered.
Aside from the stupid buckteeth, Popeye Dazzles when?
>Counter tanks by building tank counters
Wow Creed, you're a real tactical genius. Have you played the game? Mammoth tanks can shoot down air units, one-shot infantry, have powerful anti tank/building weapons, can tank damage like bosses and they can repair up to half their health bar. The only counter is gratuitous amounts of firepower, which won't stop a horde of the beasts.
I meant to say counters to the tanks. Like with Siege Tanks in SC you can counter easily with say the Devourer cloud, or by even using cheap fast units since those tanks cost so much to maintain.
I've never played that C&C game, but usually there is a counter to every unit, either another unit or them being too expensive to amass.
I simultaneously died a little inside and laughed.
I dunno if this has been done or not but I'd be interested in seeing what someone thinks the Dazzles would look like in the superhero style like Power Ponies except still pastel human.
The game came out back in 1996. There wasn't a counter system as much as an effectiveness system where "ineffective" weapons dealt a percentage of their damage rating to their target.
Fire and bullets were effective against infantry. Explosives were effective against vehicles and buildings (with the strict exception of Mammoth tank missiles, Cruiser cannons and artilery units who were deadly to infantry). Missiles were almost the only thing that could hit airplanes.
Mammoth tanks were the end-all response to everything. Their high HP meant that even tank-effective weapons couldn't do much. These monsters could survive nukes and still carry out a successful assault.
They were expensive but depending on your playing style you could produce a few soon enough. Sometimes even substituting base defences, which freed funds for additional harvesters or tanks.
Depending on if I have captured an enemy barracks, I play with Cyborgs backed by medics and rocket infantry. It's cost effective if you babysit them properly but I do it because I like playing with little guys.
If I don't have a barracks then I play Terran style with deployable artilery escorted by attack bikes, buggies and sometimes a Fist of Nod. Or Juggernauts with Wolverines and hover MSSL tanks.
Aria lying on her side in bed (maybe in the fetal position) and hugging a teddybear or shirt while thinking to herself "one of these days I'll tell him".
>Aria lying on her side in bed and hugging a teddybear or shirt
That sounds super cute!
Hence why I was surprised to hear after almost 20 years that this tide of red metal could be countered. Especially if you consider that the majority of the other faction's arsenal is essentially either indirect or a speedbump.
I'm sorry, what was the question?
Actually I'm wondering if those would really be her's. I bet she'd just take them from Sonata or something. If she ever felt the need to do even that.
>three seeming humans
>probably been hundreds of years in the human world
>seen everything it got
>secretly despise human because not sirens
>but think they're useful
>want to go gome
>he doesn't react to their spells
>lead him on
Anon's secong name is OP
>he still lackeys off for them
>they don't necessarily treat him well
>nobody adores them anymore
>he still lackeys off for them
>time goes by
>as time goes the only positive interaction is coming from Anon
Steve: Siren Hunter is one. And Welcome to the Show had one or two scenes with them in fishform, however the rest of that story was human. Seems like their Equestrian forms were neglected a bit in the writing output of this thread looking back on it.
I remember I wrote a short about anon sharing the bathtub with horsefish sirens a while back in response to someone's post. I can search and repost it later if you want.
Do you even have a soul? Are you one of those people who don't like fries and chocolate?
What disgusts you in the pic anyway?
There's at least two chaps here who are crazy about the game. But yeah, it's starting to get annoying, and this comes from a guy who likes it.
The girl is ugly and the pose is unflattering. Are Dazzlefags this desperate for content that they jerk it to whatever they can get?
Don't be a fag. They hardly post it. I was just wondering because it's been posted more than any other outside source.
>The girl is ugly and the pose is unflattering
Your shit opinion. The others are 180.
No one said anything about jerking until now. Appreciating the pic for what it is. Who doesn't enjoy finding a rare 3d similarity to a favorite character?
Three people man. Either way, she's ugly and looks even worse with the pose. She hardly resembles Adagio at all. The hair is too short, not poofy and just reddish brown. It's not orange or even in her style.
You're that anon that's so insecure with himself he deliberately posts shit to bring others down to your level, aren't you? That's why you pepper all your posts with petty insults and demand attention in here,
We're neither the most populated general nor timezone. Even so we outnumber you. You don't like thing? Okay. You can talk about it and communicate your point of view without insulting people and looking for a scrap.
After all, it's a matter of taste. It's a not a right-or-wrong arguement. You can't change the other guy's mind. All you can do is elaborate on your opinion, nod as others express theirs and live and let live.
Less than a handful of people with over fifty unique posters. That's hardly the others.
Alright man. It's always one guy that doesn't like what you like.
See above. It's still only three people. Also, don't give me that don't insult people bullshit. You guys attacked me first when all I said was the the image was disgusting.
>Less than a handful of people with over fifty unique posters. That's hardly the others.
That doesn't even address what he told you.
>Alright man. It's always one guy that doesn't like what you like.
Normally I'd agree but you haven't so far presented anything to back your claim. All the negative posts are written in the same manner.
>don't give me that don't insult people bullshit. You guys attacked me first when all I said was the the image was disgusting.
Yeah, how about no. I posted a picture, you called it disgusting, others called you a disappointment to the thread and then you flipped and called us faggots.
You were neither "attacked" more harshly than you spoke initially nor did I attack before being sweared at.
I've the moral high ground. But eh.
Found some arts and decided to share. Would you worship your multi-faced dazzle goddess?
If you cannot see any resemblance to Dagi in that image you're either blind or stupid. Sure it's not AS long or AS poofy but it is both of those things, and spoiler alert
hair doesn't come in orange with yellow stripes naturally.
It does. He implied at least that everyone else likes it. His other post said that those who responded did, but I was referring to his first post.
You mean they don't like something you like?
I said it was disgusting because you were saying how glorious it was. You gave an opinion and shared, I gave an opinion, people didn't like it and started calling names, I called names back. Spin it how you wish, but you guys started the shit flinging.
Do tell me how I flipped though. All I did was respond in kind. Also, explain how you're the moral high ground when you've shit talked as much as everyone else.
The only resemblance is the hair color in the right direction and maybe the curls if you want to grasp.
Nature is not at all relevant. You can easily die the hair.
That's spooky. Are they all supposed to be one person.
It's based on the Hindu mythology Asura
Many Asura were described as having multiple faces on one head. Numerous arms is also a common theme in Hindu mythology.
I only made the "responding post", remember not to assume that anyone is the same person unless they have a name.
Also, this general usually works by the rule that a very small minority of posters will comment on something, even if more people like it. Other posters will assume that the approval given efore was enough. It's why we've had so many content creators leave because they feel under-appreciated or because they don't get enough feedback in general.
>I only made the "responding post",
My mistake then. Usually when it's the same amount of posts on your post each time, it's the same person.
That's usually the case for most generals. Honestly you shouldn't create for the fame for that reason.
>It does. He implied at least that everyone else likes it
No. You keep implying that your opinion carries more weight of that expressed by three others. That anon pointed out that since nobody else has expressed their opinion it's 3 vs 1, which you keep ignoring.
>I said it was disgusting because you were saying how glorious it was.
IN MY OPINION. It is, in my opinion. Matter of taste, remember? Also you seem to have missed the point where I said "the closest irl can get". I didn't say "OMG IT'S ADAGIO IN THE FLESH U GUISE !!!ONE!".
>, I called names back. Spin it how you wish, but you guys started the shit flinging.
>Do tell me how I flipped though. All I did was respond in kind. Also, explain how you're the moral high ground when you've shit talked as much as everyone else.
>Just faggots with shit taste
>Don't be a fag
>Are Dazzlefags this desperate for content that they jerk it to whatever they can get?
>don't give me that don't insult people bullshit
You keep insulting people in a vulgar manner and so far have communicated strictly by offending even you're being talked to reasonably. Have I called you names so far? No. You don't respond in kind. You ran with a lit torch in an oil depot and now you're blaming the oil for being combustible.
You either lack the ability to comprehend what you read and what you type or you are intentionally trying to start a fight. Whatever the case you're not worth the time or space I've wasted on you. You don't like the pic? Okay. You want to discuss it? Fine, but be civil and stay on topic.
I'm done with you.
>You keep implying that your opinion carries more weight of that expressed by three others
Show me where. He said it was a 3v1 in his second post about that, the first was vague, so I answered it as if he was claiming the thread as a whole was for the image.
You seem to be missing where I also offered my opinion. Also, before you sperg out, remember that dies are a thing in our real life. There are people with poofy and long natural hair. All that keeps them from being like her is the color.
See>>26052500 and >>26052735 then >>26053071 I insulted them in the same way they insulted me. Stop acting like you're this benevolent force.
See >>26054649 and >>26054379 and >>26053846 and >>26053615 no insults in there. Once again, stop pretending that you didn't do anything
Could be taken as an insult when you claim I'm souless. Also, I didn't insult you, but the other two. Read those posts again and you'll see it, so yes I was responding in kind.
It honestly sounds more that you wanted a fight, but changed you mind. If you were really cool with me not liking the pic you would have just let me comment and been done with it. Instead you've been trying to proof that my opinion on it being bad is wrong. You're also acting all high and mighty when you've been just as argumentative and hostile as the rest.
Did someone finally draw that?
Is it just me or are the kid dazzlings' personalities lifted directly from Despicable Me?
Pretty sure that's you m8, I don't see the resemblance..
Now I want Arachne Aria.
Spider is best monstergirl.
Saved. Every single one. GG Fig, I wasn't planning on fapping today until now.
Two of my favourite things put together.
Silk and weavers with a natural talent. What should Sonata be? A Venus Weed from Castlevania? Maybe a slimegirl coming out of a tube of toothpaste?
Man, I miss the old /d/. It had all sorts of interesting stuff. Robo threads, alien abduction threads, carnivorous plantgirls, insectophilia threads, actual monster threads etc. Nowadays there's so many (similar) futa threads that they push down any other thread that isn't particularly prolific.
Hell, it's easier to have a thread about humans being abducted and forced to have sex with humanoid aliens in /x/.
Now that's just gorgeous. I'd clap but my hands are busy. Maybe I'll shake your hand in a minute, hue hue...
Also congratulations on your progress throughout the year. You've improved a lot.
Yeah old /d/ was fun. Nowadays it's like d-d-dicks, dicks for everything and everyone. They may as well just rename it /dg/ now.
You can find some of old /d/ on /aco/ but of course they get pissy if you post anything eastern which is where a lot of fetishy art comes from.
>Silk and weavers with a natural talent
Yes. One of my favorite things is when Spidergirls wear/weave their own silk into fabulous clothing and other linens.
>le meme post
/d/ always had a lot of dicks yes but there used to be other things as well. Pretty much since /aco/ got put up it's been nearly impossible to find anything but dicks there.
I want to sniff her gashole
I know, right? It's adorable. Just imagine an oldschool Disney scene where a spidergirl sings about one day finding herself a sweetheart as she weaves a wedding dress accompanied by the singing of various little birds that got themselves caught in her webs.
>tfw you will never walk into a giant web laid by your mischievous spidergirl roommate as you groggily make your way to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
My biggest issue is that they don't need more than six generals maximum for their fetish and it's subcategories and yet futa threads make up more than half the board's content at any time.
>Pick up smoking
>le meme post
Alright, newfag. /d/ has always been the dickgirl/futa board. It may have had a little more, but those were always overshadowed by dicks.
I didn't even get halfway through the board and I found all of these threads without futa OPs. Now, stop posting shit like the fuck nugget you are and go back to Dazzles.
You do butt into everything.
Not saying you're wrong, but
you made a mistake and put a futa OP as your first link.
I did indeed. My mistake as I thought it was a tentacle in her clit. Take a free one on me.
Are one of these your fetish?
I honestly think someone needs to edit this image to replace FNS with you.
Not as much as you are a jackass. They have shit like that in Jap porn.
He sure is trying his best to do so.
Is farting the weirdest fetish we have here in /dzg/?
The original discussion was between me and Sal. You are the one butting in. Go be a child elsewhere.
>tfw you will never walk into a giant web laid by your mischievous spidergirl roommate as you groggily make your way to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
An adorable thought. I need to remember that one. I run a fair amount of tabletop so I may find a way to put a yandere Drider or something just to have her constantly weaving gifts for her lover.
No it isn't. At most I uses the slang wrong.
I'm not the same guy who first responded. I was just proving you wrong about /d.
See above. I meant the pussy.
Yes. /b/ has taught me many things.
>proving you wrong about /d/
Yes by spamming the thread with a bunch of links. Well done on that.
You're still the one who tried to tell someone off for 'butting in' when he was part of the initial discussion. So I don't see your point.
post yfw your waifu is stolen from you
Believe it or not, I already am in the picture. But anyway, what makes you say I'm Fife the Second? As far as I remember his most defining characteristic and reason people hated him was that he openly liked MtG and defended him.
>Is farting the weirdest fetish we have here in /dzg/?
It depends. Do you think farts are nastier than ball rupturing or stuff like
Oi, does anybody remember the artist's name. Tineye doesn't show much.
He's also the reason MtG fucked off so
>people hate Fife
Now don't get me wrong but the last time I saw people shitting on him was when he called Wee a whore, which had to have been forever ago.
Pic related. I just want my waifus to be happy.
The bubble bath actually makes it a but more alluring. I mean, the tentacles kind of scare me, but as long as it doesn't feel like there's bugs crawling on me and as long as she doesn't murder me afterwards, I might consider jumping in with her.
Damn. Lucky girl.
Slang you idiot. I know what both the clitoris and vagina are.
It was one post because you made a strong claim. It wasn't even close to spam. Stop making a mountain out of a few pebbles.
I didn't try to tell you off, I simply proved your claim wrong. I was saying that Sal was butting in because the other guys comment wasn't really toward Sal and his comment didn't really do much to his.
>what makes you say I'm Fife the Second
Because you usually jump into every discussion as he did. Fair enough if you were already part of it, but the other anon's comment didn't warrant your comment since it was a very narrow statement.
People hated both him and Hype for it, but I believe Fife admitted to just defending him for the keks.
I forgot about the ball rupturing. Is it a general wide thing though? Also, I don't know whether such an image is erotic or a work of art.
Didn't MTG just get bored and banned? I don't remember Fife doing shit to stop him.
Now he's dating her, funny how things can change.
First of all, there's no place on Earth that uses clit and vagina interchangeably as slang. Quit trying to justify your obvious screw-up.
>Because you usually jump into every discussion as he did
If you want a private discussion then fuck off somewhere else.
First of all, yes there is. It's called the internet which is arguably a place on earth. Second, piss the fuck off. I made a simple comment and we put and both Sal and myself put an end to it already. Third, either you're pissed that I proved you wrong and you're too proud to admit it or you're just looking for a fight. Either way, we're done here as I'm not looking to cause a shitstorm in the thread when it can easily be avoided.
Ahhhh yes, a shitstorm. Our gals will eat well tonight.
It's a Wendigo, but it might as well be something out of Lovecraft's darkest nightmares. She looks like a very interesting person, being a frightening monster on one hand but also being playful.
Something about things that could destroy you horribly but treat you with affection instead makes me feel fuzzy inside.
And judging by the dildo, you're probably fucked regardless if you accept her attentions or not.
Do tell! How did that happen?
If I weren't so lazy I'd write a story about a depressed folklorist who after coming across pagan tales about a wendigo and her deal with a village's elders (young men for sex and occasionally food in exchange for peace and safety from wild animals) decides to go find her. He follows the tales' until he finds her den. The village is long gone but the wendigo isn't. The protagonist meets her and lies with her. After that she either eats him, he returns yearly to play the part of tribute, or he lives the rest of his days in a cabin where the village once was and becomes a crazy hermit.
There's also this pic.
Just imagine her bestial snarls as she straddles you. You are afraid she might kill you but at the same time you are having the sex of your life. Your fear and your pleasure meld together into excitement. You moan. Her slippery tentacles slip down your cock through your urethra and coil around your balls. She penetrates you just as you penetrate her. She teases you and keeps you on your toes by squeezing and tugging at your testicles from inside your ballsack. You growl with her. A tiny voice at the back of your head shrieks in panic at the monster and the intimacy, but it's drowned out but the noise of bestial lust.
Dude I'm just making fun of you. You're making yourself look like an ass. Also, holy shit
>First of all, yes there is. It's called the internet
I can't lie, this literally made me laugh out loud.
Well two of them will, at least Sonata has a second option.
I think MtG eventually left here because he started socializing with people from here through skype and emails. I've heard other contentfags say he's tons of fun but so far I haven't put this to the test.
>Fife called Wee a whore
I thought they're an item.
I like fun and jokes. I see a chance to crack a joke and I take it without thinking. The joke was that if gasanon smocked while sniffing Fartagio's asshole, he'd ignite the gas and burn his eyebrows off.
Also, I thought the butting-in thing was just a pun on the situation. It made me chuckle.
He evaded bans more times than Paris Hilton sucked dicks at parties. Didn't slow him down. Or Paris.
I'm surprised you weren't banned honestlly. I kinda wonder who's trying to play Ultra Magnus here.
He did say arguably, which is true since it's just in the servers and what not which are all on earth. We /x/ now? Is there a secret world that the internet exists within?
Where was the futa in that?
Only Hype ever talked with him, and they both disappeared, although when Hype tried coming back he said that MTG disappeared himself.
What are you talking about with the second part of your post?
Hey man, he should know better than posting that here. We're normalfags.
The artist made an even weirder pic of a transparent, mantis-like bug alien the size of a cat having sex with a human. You can see the guy's cock inside it's belly. Sadly, I didn't save it. I came across it before I started finding it appealing.
Stop feeding the shitty mediocre attention whore and post dazzle.
I don't know whether to hate you and wish that you'd leave, or love you and wish that you'd make more discoveries.
Most welcome. I thought I had seen it there in the past couple days.
Xeno threads can be either really repetitive with what gets posted or extremely fresh and filled with new and interesting creatures.
Just curious: how would Dazzles thread feel about a fic that has the three coming back to real horse world as centaurs? Because I'm currently considering it as part of a sequel to one I'm currently on (I will say no more concerning that one). Maybe toss some suggestions my way since I've only watched RR once and I'm not a regular on this general.
The thing is I wanted them as centaurs since their canon form looks like it belongs in the ocean, and I'm not writing My Little Mermaid here. Plus it'd be just the tiniest twinge of fanservice since they'd be topless or close to it.
Besides their see forms only coming out as astral projections and the fact that they look like all the other humanized ponies? The director commentary during the cafeteria song has them say that they're ponies, albeit not ordinary ponies. I saw it on Daily motion when an anon posted it, but unless someone has the DVD or the link you'll just have to take my word for it, or find it yourself. I'm not wading through the numerous autist commentaries.
That's enough for me, really. The whole point of them being sirens is they're seductive and hypnotic, and they can't really be that when they are, for all intents and purposes, pony-ape hybrid mutants.
>pony-ape hybrid mutants
They never said what they were, just different ponies. Also, if their amulets made them become normal girls, then it's safe to assume that those were turning them into sirens and not it being a genetic thing.
That doesn't make much sense and it also debatable.
The dazzles? I would assume they would be something like pic related if not just normal pone who used magical items.
Yes, the fish are headcanon.
You're talking about the same staff that didn't know the word "alicorn" until they heard fans using it. AKR herself said they referred to the princesses as pegacorns until they heard otherwise from the fans. Not sure that's the best source for your out of context headcanon you're pushing.
Regardless, I'm just saying what the writers said in the commentary. If anyone has the DVD, please upload and link it here.
Yes it is. If they write the canon than they say what goes and the canon goes from being headcanon to actual canon. Just because you don't like it doesn't make it fake and it's hardly out of context. Also, alicorn is interchangeable with pegacorn so it's not strange for them to not use it. In fact you can debate whether it was ever used before MLP at all. Pegacorn makes more sense anyway since that's what they are, winged unicorn.
This is their only Equestrian form. Do not listen to the village idiot trying to push this ponies nonsense.
I know this is obvious bait, but this is just as much proof as yours.
You won't settle anything. Until someone posts the commentary, we'll have this doubt. Even then that anon will keep posting "headcanon" at every turn.
About 21:00 is when they're called merponie while they talk about an origin episode. For the rest of the film they sperg out though about random shit. Feel free to watch the whole thing if you want some clarity on the subject.
Three ponies find magical gem stones and fashion them into pendants. After finding out they're magical they start using them to their own gains. Slowly, over time, their bodies change and live longer than other mortal creatures. They still can shapeshift into ponies and if needed sprout fairy wings. At some point, a thousand years or so ago, Starwhirl banishes them because they become more dangerous than just an annoyance
fuck the comics. In the human world they spent pretty much a thousand years fooling around. Their wish to return home remained, so they collected enough magic over a long period of time - the human world isn't really arcanly saturated - to destroy the banishing spell. The Rainbow Rocks incident was to gather the last bit of magic needed to open the portal for themselves.
tl;dr Sirens are/were ponies
That makes more sense, but it's all just headcanon as we've been given no official information than the debatable comics. They're sea-like, which is canon, but we don't know the degree. Those pendants could have changed them physically or just given them astral projections. Those forms in the end could be those projections/forms, or just powered versions of them since they did receive a huge amount of energy and even magic.
I honestly prefer discussing with you over >>26068439 who's just throwing around a simple opinion.
Exactly, it's a headcanon. And what we do here is an analogue to survival of the fittest - if it's no good nobody'll take it up.
I like the fish pony canon, but was sad they weren't portrayed as genuine seaponies (they're cute) like in the comics or the pony forms of their toys having at least a mention; a cameo would have been nice. Over the time I came up with the ideathat magic could've changed them. However, not their minds. It's like the saying "power corrupts" - power isn't fault, you just got weak will.
Apart from that, my next headcanon is they grew to look down upon ponies and other mortals, including humans.
The fish thing is debatable though. Merpony was the word, so >>26067533 would be the best guess. It could all be changed if the make that past episode in S6 though since it was just in commentary, still it's all we have to go one. Makes me wish the writers would have just flat out said what they are.
I like the idea personally that the necklaces are what give them the ability and without them they're just normal pone as they are humans.
>"Full siren mode"
> "Their wing designs are sort of reminiscent of their pony forms"
It's safe to say that if the dazzlings went back to equestria, they would be using their pony forms, i.e. what the astral projections look like.
Considering how sirens have always had strong ties to the ocean, they probably started off as the aquatic ponies which have been their only non-human canon depictions.
I like how even the siren projections have little bits of their personalities. Aria looks genuinely pissed off and ready to kill, Adagio is angry as well, but seems to be more in control of her emotions, and Sonata's expression looks like she's just imitating the other two's emotions, but to a slighter degree of intensity.
Full siren could just mean that they're on roids though, like full power. Reminiscent of their pony forms once again could just mean that they look like the image posted. Sirens also started out as birds though. I'm not denying them being aquatic beings, but them normally being large powerful beasts would imply that the power they got was really low.
Indeed. Usually projections like that reflect you inward. Makes me wonder how Aria's lead would have been.
> Them on roids
So, their forms would be exaggerated versions of their normal appearance... fish-horse still seems the most logical conclusion.
> They could just have weird fin-like wings
Fins are a simpler explanation.
> Sirens started out as birds
There are literally no avian characteristics
> The power they got was really low
Well, they did say that with the equestrian magic, they could take over the world. Considering that they had only taken over a school population at the battle, I'd say they had obtained a decent amount of power, but not too much.
No one is denying that they're sea-pone. Just that they aren't those large things.
I never said anything about wings, don't put words in my mouth.
Regardless, sirens were originally birds. We've been through this before.
They had enough to enslave the whole school and beat the counter spell. It's also implied they had enough for world domination. I'd say that is a lot, so it makes their true forms as smaller creatures more believable.
>All these headcanons sounding off
Well the Dazzlings were a big hit among both fans and the production staff. They want to keep their past and present open so they can use them in future projects. Meaning nothing is set in stone about them. Even what we know can be changed by being expanded upon. Pretty much the only two things that we can be sure of is that
1) The Dazzlings at some point looked like sea dragon horse things.
2) Passing from one world to another takes a random amount of time for the same distance.
First of all, shut up and write your thing. You're supposed to write for the fun of it. You won't build a reputation or make money so there's no reason for you to want to appeal to others.
Second, shut up and transporter malfunction episode. Ignore their "true equestrian form" whatever that may be. Plus, it's magic. You don't have to explain shit.
>Euro was freaky with their fetishes
Oh, my pervertions go deeper, though I have an american site about jap culture that I have to thank/blame for my expanded horizons.
Now regarding the EU, germans are into scat, the french like it sloppy, the russians keep it in the family if you know what I mean, some small countries are into bestiality, the brits are boyfuckers, the spanish love hairy women...Yeah, we're weird.
>as they are humans
The Diamond Dogs appeared as humans in RR bruh.
>DDs appear as humans
But anon they never went through starswirls portal like the sirens did. Sure we dont know all the rules of MLP dimension hopping but its safe to assume Starlys methods of banishing might be a different form of travel with its own set of rules.
>The Diamond Dogs appeared as humans in RR bruh.
They also looked different than the rest of the humans. These girls even have cutie marks, which lends to the theory that they're pone of some form.
Your first one is debatable as it could just be projections from all of the magic, hence why it took staryguy to stop them. They could have been stronger than in the movie.
It's shown to be pretty instant actually.
Don't bitch at the guy for asking for opinions. Not everyone wants to write something that will be poorly received, especially sense he's writing for a thread. Stop sperging and let him take the advice he asked for. If he wants centaur then he'll put them in, if not then he won't.
Damn, it's times like this where I wish you knew how to stop talking.
They also have deformed looking arms. Until we see Gilda as a normal human, they Dazzles should be considered pone. What kind of pone is still up for debate.
I don't know if it's because I'm sleepy as hell but I thought >>26068724 said that the EqG humanity is strictly the counterpart of equestrian ponies and therefore whoever was human in EqG was or would be a pony in Equestria and nothing else.
I mentioned the Diamond Dogs because they proved this theory wrong.
I'm off to bed.
Adagio on one of these thingies. /r/ing.
Not overnight. I'm no Rainman but I'll try to recreate from memory:
>"Would you still love me if I gained weight?"
>note: she doesn't have a six pack, but that's it
>"And would you still love me if I got overweight?"
"Now, honey, you know it's not very healthy."
>"You're evading my question."
>"Of course I would. Besides, certain muscles profit from work out..."
>"And if I'm pregnant?"
"You're gonna be a momma?"
>I was watching TV, she asks if I could "do something for her", and I turn it off.
>brings two big bottles of water and puts them on the table
>takes one, shows it to me, opens, and downs it
Now see, it was my first time seeing some deliberately drinking a bottle just to down it like that.
>secong bottle, too
>Her cute little tummy is protruding slightly.
>Rubbing her belly, she's making cute little groans, all the while looking at me.
>I stand up and
>She lays down.
>She was all "I feel so full" and "I feel so bloated".
>What a weird sight.
>some time later
if you know what I mean
>This time it should be different.
>brings three bottles
>tries to down all, but the third is left half empty
>return to snuggling
>afterward she tells me it was more intense than usually
usually I do that
>now we irregularly do this
sometimes food babies, sometimes water babies, as she calls them
Last time she swallowed air until she looked like she was a couple of months into pregnancy. She even tried to swallow a tube after "expulsing"
damn long burpsbecause it should make it easier. I still think it's weird, but hey, she's happy and belly rubs.
10/10 - Would raise as my own and love unconditionally.
I just adore your kidazzle + lil sunny designs PJ <3 hope you don't mind i doodled a lil somethin of them
That's awesome, pretty spot on to how I imagined them being, that kind of rivalry, though still good friends.
Okay, picking up where we left off.
>Damn, it's times like this where I wish you knew how to stop talking.
There are no brakes, buddy! Irl I open my mouth rarely and usually to snark, but here? Btw, most of the time it's safe to assume that my tone is humourous. If I'm using wordplay or saying ludicrous/odd things then I haven't lost my shit.
>Your first one is debatable
My point exactly. It's vague enough to eliminate nothing. They looked like they did at some point. It may or may have not been a magical mutation ala Ice King.
>It's shown to be pretty instant actually.
No, see, Sunset and Twilight seem to be the same age. Sunset was Celestia's pupil before Twilight. She left Celestia to pursue her personal desires. Celestia later took purplesmart under her wing when she was a wee little thing. I doubt Celestia took Sunset in when she was even younger than that or that she developed powerlust, was allowed to waddle into the great unknown without adult supervision or that she'd survive on her own as a foal adventurer.
Also in the epilogue scene of Friendship Games Twilight explains her absence from the show by mentioning she got caught in a time loop.
If you want my opinion it's all a matter of bad writting and botched attempts to patch things up.
I think it'd be pretty interesting to see a green about Sunset returning to the pony world and seeing how her running away affected her family in the spirit of that futurama episode where Fry finds out that his brother missed him dearly and his nephew was the first man on Mars.
Not gonna lie, this was unsettling at first what with a person deriving pleasure from willingly putting such a strain on her body. But then it became cute too. Cute and unsettling at the same time.
Now that I look at it, Figgot added the secondary colours on the hair for once. Well done!
Sonata's face and tits remind me of a girl I used to date back when I was twenty.
I bet it'll be default followed by solo default Aria and Sonata, plus a BoTB playset with all three. I wonder how they'll make her poof justice.
Regardless, whoever finds any news and updates on the Dazzling minis, will alert the rest of us here, okay mates?
I do not want to hurt her. Even in drawings.
My English is awful, I know.
Read the title on the book as Sonic Boom.
Image of dazzlings singing the intro to Sonic CD
Nostalgia and keks were had this day
Calm down guy. We were having a conversation, not a fight. It's relevant to the thread and it keeps the thread up and alive. It's better than page 10 bumps.
Wanna talk about something else? Maybe drop an inspirational prompt or funny idea?
We don't usually have page 10 bumps, it's also not good for the thread to cause a shitstorm. Fair enough that it was a conversation, but the guy said he was done and the other dropped it. Some times it's better to just let things go.
I always approve of and support this.
This image always makes me chuckle. Poor Sunny's face gets me every time.
We were so active yesterday. Where'd everyone go?
Who knows anon, where does anyone go?
<wipes away tears> It's a triumph of modern literature Anon.
I'm only here in the hope that someone posts lewd Aria audio or a pic that I can feasibly use as a Shadowrun character. The rest of your guys' shit ain't my deal.
99% of the time I see something along the lines of "Sorry for my english", it's equal to or better than people with english has their first language. This is one of those times, don't be so hard on yourself.
look at some reference and crack open some pds dude
Feels like I've been gone forever.
-You are given the opportunity to
fugyour siren waifu, but afterwards she will devour you. What do?
>Guaranteed to be best lay you've ever had/will ever have
Here's another. A prankster spidergirl presents you with a beautyful shirt. You put it on only to realize it's sticky on the inside. You struggle to get it off, it becomes a mess and you get hopelessly tangled much to her amusement.
In fact, it could even be how she catches prey large enough to sustain her.
Or for a more benevolent spidergirl, you could have her weave a bugscreen around a child's bed to keep mosquitoes away during a summer night.
This reminds me of a local saying. "Women are like stamps. There more you spit at them, the more they stick to you".
Welcome back. Well, it's a tempting offer. I'd take it for sure if I were terminally ill. If I accepted then I'd either try to impregnate her or fuck her to either our death. Go out with a bang.
I like the way you think. Trickster/Prankster spidergirl is a great idea.
>"Anon! It's up to you to gather the pieces and restore peace to the land..."
now be me during my first time seeing this in person, but what she explained to me was that it's the "process" of getting full and becoming round was what's getting her off, and since then belly rubs and tiny moans have grown more common. it's still... special.
during special cuddling she's more sensitive if you catch my drift
if they make the dazzlings in this figure
I think I can then die a happy man
damn I want the other two in the pose too
Dagi's been confirmed, bruh. I hope they won't botch her poof.
One thing I don't like about these minis is their fixed facial expression. I don't want them winking permanently or giving the "seriously nigga?" look to anyone standing on their right like Rarity. The cutiemark on their cheek is also bothersome. It's like a smudge or a food stain. I hope it can be removed without discolouring the cheek.
Sounds cute. It's just that I have a painful memory related to physical bloating. I wouldn't think less of anyone for it but it'll never be not at least a bit uneasy about it.
Speaking of fetishes, one of my fears regarding relationships is to become emotionally invested in a coprophiliac. Such things won't come out of the bag until it's too late to just walk away. In some cases married-with-children late.