Friends Forever #24 (Rarity/Gilda) storytimed here!
>>26011235
Pinkie always considers herself lucky to have such great friends to share the holidays with. Also the months, seasons, and years! After all, how can she gauge how much fun everybody's having if there's no one to compare with? There could be even better ways to enjoy winter that she wouldn't even know! Living life to the fullest is an ongoing adventure, but this is one mare who's up to the challenge!Just as soon as she's done judging snowflakes for the hour!
>>26022881
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
OH SNAP MLPG, IT'S TIME TO DRAW!
To kick off the new year, let’s have some fun and draw the intro to the show that’s keeping us on this wild ride: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! We are looking for some good fashioned QUALITY here so, regardless of your tools or skill level, feel free to join! For examples of what we’re going for, please see the links below:
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Submission guidelines and other information can be found here: http://mlpg.co/art/res/15565.html
DERPY'S HERE
>>26028170
>>26028129
>how can she gauge how much fun everybody's having if there's no one to compare with?
Does she keep a fun-journal?
>>26028170
>>26028140
season 5 is a pure shit
>>26028170
OH BOY!
>>26028170
>>26028181
Sure, don't you?
>>26028183
nuh uh
you'er shit
>>26028222
>having fun
>>26028170
oh boy oh boy
>>26028192
I like those ponies
its almost mothers day, what are you getting for celestia
>>26028343
>Sunday, May 8
?????
>>26028343My raging oedipal tendencies.
>>26028326
they're very silly
>>26028326
They were great
How do I get better at drawing?
I want to draw lewd things, really lewd things.
>>26028513
practice
>>26028513
The same way you get better at anything: keep doing it.
>>26028513
by doing it a ridiculous amount
>>26028513
pray to Celestia every day
how submissive of her
>>26028592
Rarara is a selfish lover.
>>26028592
I'd enjoy a Dash that went down on command.
How chubby is your horsebando, Anon?
>>26028698
That's a changeling.
>>26028698
who is this impostfilly
>>26028362
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother's_Day#Dates_around_the_world
Daddy!
>>26028768
What a cute little eye color changing bughorse
>>26028783
SHE'S NOT A BUG HORSE
>>26028801
Are you sure?
>>26028816
YES
>>26028801
The finale blew her cover anon
I am so sorry
>>26028832
that was an imposter!
>>26028864
That filly needs to do her homework.
>>26028864
Aren't all changelings?
>are you hanging with other fillies, Anon?
>>26028897
you're not my girl friend, I can hang with any filly I want
ONE YEAR
>mares
>>26029016
>>26029016
>>26029016
ARE YA READY
>>26029033
HELLA
>>26029020
tiny glasses always bug me, they should be somewhere close to the size of the eye to be functional right?
>>26029101
seriously though
>>26029033
The lynch in a mountain right?We are going to get lost.
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash's cock and her stretchy and cozy ballsack
>>26029101
>not wanting to fuck the little filly
what are you, a pedo or something?
>>26029205
Who's more powerful, Starlight or Sunset?
earth ponies
http://fimflamfilosophy.tumblr.com/post/136828924990/if-you-didnt-see-friendship-is-witchcraft-has
check out this hot horse drama
Did anyone watch the space rock show tonight?
>>26029268
just like the title says: friendship is power
who has more friends? sunset for sure. a hot highschool girl is instant friends with everyone
>>26029268
they should have a cock vore fight to determine the winner
who is the sweetest pony?
>>26029033
>Anon is already booping again
>after the last time fractured our hand
QuestAnon will literally be memed to death before he even comes close to the Lich
>>26029306
>>26029306
>>26029307
>questing in /mlp/ invites tons of junk suggestions that either fail to help or make things worse
>questing in the sub will net you about 2 players
There's just no winning.
THE PROMPT
>>26029336
Yeah, it kind of sucks. The QM would have to filter the suggestions for the more reasonable ones, though then they run at risk of being accused of railroading.
Thinking back, it's surprising how well Celestia Quest ran on /mlp/.
Ponies won't stop searching you for treats.
>>26029364
begin molesting the ponies
>>26029346
WHAT'S THE PROMPT
>>26029363
and Renne Quest. folks really had their nose to the grindstone on that one.
>>26029397
Make Nyx
>>26029397
DRAW A SCENE FROM THE OPENING
any one you want
>>26029413
>>26029363
>>26029403
IMO long running quests ended up being pretty chill. It's just the first few threads end up getting spammed by idiot directions.
Also having quests during weird hours (RQ) might help.
>>26029364
that's okay, just teach them tricks for treats
>>26029440
what qualifies as weird hours?
>>26029413
aurora hangs with all the cool fillies
>>26029462
Late nights/early mornings on weekdays, I guess
STALLIONS
Pony made you a bento.
>>26029609
Pick the pony with my mouth because I'm late for school.
>>26029582
I want to sexually experiment with a stallion
Chryslestia is the best royalty ship
>>26029646
I wanna make out with a stallion while I cuddle him and jack him off with both hands
>>26029685
I do like itI like her with cadance and shining more though
>>26029685
I was reading a fic about futalestia fucking a female guard and now that's the best royalty ship.
>>26029685
>>26029685
>>26029709
link?
>>26029722
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/292771/new-guard
Pony says she doesn't 'like-you, like-you', not like that or anything, but she thinks you're really cute and you make her feel horny.
>>26029751
is pony a 15 year old girl?
>>26029751
wait
what
so we can be fuckbuddies?
that's fine with me
>>26029737
Thanks
have this, I thought it was pretty unfhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/251233/futalestia-impregnates-twilight-velvet
>>26029756
No?
>>26029760
And yes, pony is okay with that. She says she can only be straight for cute humans and you fit the bit.She says it's only cool if her girlfriend can watch and commentate, though
>"Sometimes Spike bangs on my wall to tell me I'm being too loud."
>"So, to fuck with him, I bang back and say 'Go Around! I don't know if theres a door on that side, but over here it's just flat.'"
>>26029786
as long as she doesn't complain the entire time
>>26029751
So where on this graph?
>>26029810
She's likely going to... the GF knows what pony likes and she's going to complain if you don't give it to her. She might shut up while you hump her or while pony's doing stuff to you, though, but only if you give her good foreplay first.
>>26029814
She puts you right around... here.
>>26029892
just put a feedbag on her
Which pony is theugliest?
>>26029982your waifu
>>26030020
>ker-bang
Every fucking time.
stop being so ded
>>26029288
are cutest ponies
>>26030100
Just mention dick or some awful fetish and you'll bring in posters like flies to shit.
I wish Celestia would mindbreak me into being her loyal cumslut so I could spend the rest of my days worshipping her massive horsecock
black twilight sparkle
>>26030126
false
>>26030100
I'm sorry anon I was kidnapping spaceships
>>26030129
Alright.
What is the average length and girth of MLPG's penis?
>>26030145
how big of a massive horsecock are we talking here?
TRANSFORM
>>26030256
I think I'll pass on that one
Execute operation put hats on the fillies.
>>26030340
And panties.
>>26030256
inanimate tf is stupid
i'd rather transform into a stallion
Twilight and Spike do role-playing:
Older sister catches her little brother masturbating.
>>26030387
Twilight and Spike roleplaying.
A level 15 warrior takes on the tomb of Izarith.
>>26030369
I like you anon and wish to subscribe to your newsletter
>>26030256
>>26030369
Pegasus stallion.
>>26030513
>wanting to be the smallest stallion
Bottoms I swear.
The fillies are trying to get into your house again.
>>26030292
>tree falls on her
Remove stallion.
>>26030521
>smallest stallionI'm not giving up wings, faggot.
>>26030426
nicely fetished
reminder
pegasus stallion < POWER GAP < pegasus mare < unicorn mare < unicorn stallion = stallion
>>26030566
i couldn't make it clearer anon
pegasus stallions are shit
>>26030543
Enjoy your wings and tiny dick, fuccobi
>>26030571
They are still cute so you can't call them shit
they have their pluses
earth pone stallion will always be best stallion though
>pegasi are canon warrior race
>implying weak
Pegasi are very light and small and I like to carry them.
>>26030592
yes is there a problem
they are still weak
>>26030615
I'd carry a couple of pegasi on my shoulders all day.
>>26030684
>>26030684
>>26030766
they're made for each other
Tried to work tonight, ended up with a couple doodles instead. Have a Gloomy.
>>26030833
Pinkie was made for everyone.
Filly's ready for her bath.
>>26030838
I wanna brush her mane
>>26030838
Is Gloomy our reviver?
>>26030863
She keeps you company until you come back.
>>26030838
what a pretty pony
Looks like we're getting a race episode. Hopefully a pony version of Whacky Racers.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2016/01/strange-ponyville-race-track-revealed.html
>>26030927
I love her a lot.
>>26030943
But we already had Fall Weather Friends
>>26030955
Not nearly whacky enough!
It would be kind of fun if even the side characters got in on the action and they all built little carts each with their own theme to race in.
>>26030943
PONYKART
>>26030973
you mean the meme characters? Sounds memetastic. Discord would be a good fit though
>>26031029
>wants Memecord
>>26031043
You're the only meme here, friend.
>>26031068
Sure thing, Papa Meme.
I feel if Xeril were ever to leave, the fandom would truly be dead and deserted.
>>26030838
For a moment I thought she said she saved "my scat".
Gloomy, that's not my porn but I appreciate you saving it anyway.
Have some different scat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6oXW_YiV6g
>>26031085
“Beware that, when spouting memes, you yourself do not become a meme...for when you gaze long into the meme. The meme gazes also into you.”
what is MLPG's opinion on Steven Universe?
What's the point of transforming into something that does not have consciousness?
>>26031043
At least his epic memes make sense within the canon
>>26031140
It doesn't belong in this general.
>>26031140
meh
>>26031140
Saw one episode at random, it was boring.
>>26031140
I try to watch it
but the SJW bullshit just keeps seeping into my head
>>26031140
Fun watch, too much filler
>>26031157
Well, you started at something without consciousness, so...
>>26031197
are you being ironic on purpose?
MLP is nothing but SJW bullshit
>>26031311
in S5 maybe, with the trannymac and Tank's hibernation pronouns
>>26031157
>>26031311
>are you being ironic on purpose?
sure anon
>>26031394
Can you just replicate your back half? That's all I need.
>>26031394
too many trixies
>>26031433
I want to grab you by the tail and swing you around my head several times.
>>26031418http://i.imgur.com/GoqOKC9.jpg
Why are we so dead? We should do something.
>>26031447
please do not swing the fillies
>>26031489
It'l be like a rollercoaster.
>>26030773
>Mayor touches filly!
>More at 5!
The fillies look up to you, you know. You should make them proud.
>>26031557
The fillies are like 2 feet tall, they look up to everyone.
>>26031394
This amuses me greatly
I find this sexual.
>>26031613
...painting ponies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHalAUHOrKc
>>26031640
Yes. Paint all the pony.
All of her.
I guess the roleplaying aspect of it would be fun.
Filly wants a place in your heart.
>>26031562
Not when the fillies make you smaller than they are!
>>26031725
Hug the filly tightly.
>>26031743
Filly attempts to burrow into your chest cavity but her hooves are too marshmallowy to make progress.
>>26031761
What is filly even doing
I don't feel like finding something to masturbate to. Give me something.
>>26031640
>>26031843
one of my favorites
>>26031864
Oh yeah, that's the stuff.
>>26031841
Filly identifies as a chest burster.
>>26031894
Filly started making out with you in front of your friends.
>>26031944
>friends
Remember you were young and naive, without a care in the world and was actually happy?
>>26031880
holy shit
>>26031944
lock her in the basement for 2 weeks this time
>>26031843
my favorite
>>26031970
no
not really
it's always been pretty shit or just ok for me
Is it just me or do you guys hear pony noises coming below from the basement?
Anon's been down there for awhile
I think I really like Rainbow Dash, what should I do?
>>26031972
...is that a good or a bad holy shit?
>>26031998
IT IS THE BEATING OF THE HIDEOUS HEART EYES
>>26031334
>seriously believing the writers were trying to be progressive by placing mac in a dress rather than just doing a gag as old as animation itself
J
U
S
T
>>26032000
Ask her out
>>26032007
guess
>>26032052
I thought she was already dating someone
mlpg.co/dashie
>>26032073
Dash gives her sloppy oral on command.
>>26032069my nigga
>>26032073
>Fillies discovering lesbianism from seeing their "sisters" dating and being kissy-kissy together.
Pony is wallowing in self pity.
>>26032100
>Apple Bloom doesn't give a shit
>>26032081
I always have to listen to the whole thing
>>26032092
I don't like thing.
You're not allowed to come to see my ponies.
>>26032073
>>26032111
>What? They're just kissin'.
>I see AJ and her friends do that all the time.
>open door
>see https://derpiboo.ru/971116
>what do
"Words that kill!" shouted Pony, cackling as she and her troops drove off, leaving you to face her newest monstrosity
>>26032125
It's nice, I've spent some time just listening to the instrumental version on repeat from time to time.
pony butts
what do you think about them
which is your favorite
what would you do if you encountered that one
>>26032189
would the butt I'm encountering be its own separate entity or would it be attached to a pony?
>>26032194
>you will never be assaulted by Derpy's sentient butt.
>>26028170
>>26032194
attached to a pony, of course
i'm not some kind of sick pony-murdering freak
i just like to sniff and lick and finger buttholes
>>26032222
oh alright then
They are one of my favorite parts of the pony, I wish that the show models took them into account a bit more when placing tails like in your pic.
I like blue butt since I like them fit and not too big.
And I'd probably see them all the time in ponyville, but you can't just go around touching every butt you see.
>>26032217
Derpy is dead. It's Muffins now
Wet mule can't melt steel beams.
>>26032256
Is Dash supposed to be leaking like that?
daapi a cute
>>26032348
>derpy is brain dead
it's shit
>>26032341
it's perfectly natural for your pony to leak from time to time, it's just their natural indication that they need to be plugged back up
>>26032348
Everytime I see that mare I smile
>>26032365
Oh well ok
Where's the pony shop where I take her to get plugged up
>>26032348
daapi augly
>>26032378
I have some poneopathic remedies to suggest that you can do right at home
>>26032379
i'll hook ya m8
demon foals
>>26032379
>>26032372
i'm gonna touch that ghost
>>26032412
That's a weird spot to hide her water bottle. It's going to get all warm.
>>26032412
artist?
Reverse image searches come up blank.
>>26032422
do not touch
japanese ghost
>>26032429
I know right? Best free it out, maybe give it a few shakes ... to equalize and distribute the heat
>>26032460
whydomenhavenipples
very unf artist
>>26032460
whydomenhavenipples
aka nips
Daapi'sHUGE FUCKING ASS
I wonder where all the ponies got their nightmare night outfits
>>26032517
I made them
>>26032522
you're a very good costume maker
>>26032484
Well, I'm sure you're not alone in thinking that, but to each their own.
>>26032379
>Ugly
Them's fighting words
>>26032540
Thank you
Movie stram?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqBzxUaHKi4
>>26032497
YES
FUCK THE HUGE ASS
>>26032573
I'm afraid I don't have anything to stram you tonight
The fillies have started a filly gang. Mostly they're just doing normal filly things and running coke.
>>26032576
lookatmelookatmelookatmelookatme
>>26032598
fluttershy why did you take off your dress and stand over there to react to yourself
>>26032589
Filly found one of her running mates cut open in the tub with the condom filled bags of coke harvested out of her stomach
>>26032608
she's just as shocked as you are
>>26032608
She's socially retarded
>>26032573
Does Lyra like movies? Is that why she wants stram?
>>26032624
Pretty sure Lyra likes everything
>>26032610
>bags of coke
This isn't fucking Canadian milk. They can transport Coca-Cola in cans like civilized folk.
>>26032624
what movies do they watch in poneworld
i want to go to a movie theater with poneand casually finger her the whole time
>ATTENTION CITIZENS OF EQUESTRIA, THE MECHANICAL MONSTROSITY THAT HAS BEEN IMPERSONATING ME HAS BEEN DEFEATED, YOU MAY NOW RESUME LIVING UNDER THE RULE OF PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE.
>>26032656
I love that Berry sitting in the front row with her pop corn.
She seemed so hyped for the movie.
>>26032656
Aren't ponies really sensitive
>>26032665
...good job...?
>>26032665
Can I have the robot?
I need it for reasons.
Mostly sexual reasons.
>>26032573
I'm about to watch the martian, I could stream it if you want but it would just be shitty livestream quality
>>26032731
i really enjoyed that movie
i bet rainbow dash would really like it too
would you cuddle her while you watch it together?
>>26032731
I'd like to watch it again
link it brah
>>26032764
I've never seen it so i don't know if it has enough action to keep her entertained
she'd probably just turn into a little commentary pony if she got bored
Uh ohI think it's time
>>26032717
>You will never have a cum-powered ponebot.
>>26032779
alrighty then
http://derpy.me/ju53U
>>26032781
it has so much space action
>>26032849
>>26032849
what a cute astronpon
Would you let filly watch the Pirates of Dark Water?
I can't believe Sombra got his own video game
>>26032926
I've never seen that, is it not safe for fillies?
>>26032926
hell yes
i remember watching that as a kid
>>26032806
I can't believe Matt Damon is FUCKING DEAD
ponies would Mars better
>>26032934
Itgot cancelled after 21 episodesand is high adventure on the high seas.Also the titular Darkwater ate people, consumed islands, and could climb up boats.
>>26032926
>>26032952
REMEMBER THAT TIME THEY NEVER FUCKING FOUND THE LAST TREASURES OF RULE
Filly got stuck exploring the air vents again.
>>26032982
spank her, it's the only way she'll learn
>>26032972
Try like, the last several. I think they were just past the eighth or ninth one when it got canned.
>>26032982
I'll go get the lube
>>26032987
You're going to have to dismantle your neighbors ceiling first.
>>26032926
>filly runs around shouting noy jitat and chongo longo
>>26033007
I'm getting that damned filly out of there one way or another
>>26033005
>Just pour lube into the air conditioning fan
>>26032691
Pony movies probably look really cheesy compared to ours.I bet they'd love Bollywood Cinema - all the focus on being a fun experience more than making a lick of sense seems like something they'd be into. And of course, the dance numbers.
>>26033054
I know that's why I like some Bollywood films.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGQetcm_dQE
>>26032000
Tell her you like her. Don't be shy anon!
>>26033086
Rude
>Are you guys talking about me, Rainbow Dash?
>>26033232
Yeah. Can we watch you work out again?
>>26033232
if I'm not talking about you I'm thinking about you
>>26033242
why does she look so good while working out?
>>26033232
She's a pretty adorable mare.
They're all pretty adorable mares.
It's a shamethey're not real.
>>26033256
She knows to push herself and her pursuit of perfection is hot.
Plus fetishes.
>>26033264
they exist in one universe at least
>>26033242
Is she supposed to be use those like that
>>26033274
I bet she makes really cute voice cracky grunts when she gets really into a set
>>26033276
no they're supposed to be used with your hand, makes it funnier
>Rainbow Dash will never spot you for a set
I bet she has the cutest encouragements
>>26033302
>come on anon, you'll never be cute with that attitude!
>work that pon- human butt!
>you lift like a filly
What do you think of this pony? Do you hope she makes a return in a future episode like coco did?
>>26033232
YES DASH WE ARE TALKING ABOUT YOUR VAGINAAAAAAA
>>26033312
I hope she overdoses on marijuana so we never have to see her again.
>>26033312
I think she was perfect for a 1 shot pony, there's not much else to tell about her.
I wouldn't mind if she showed up on some Fluttershy episode though.
>>26033319
>overdoses on marijuana
sweatypegasus
>>26033337
>sweaty
>pegasusfeet
>>26033274
I love a girl who keeps herself fit.
>>26033337drenchedsoapypegasus mares
The horned ones are conspiring again
>>26033377
anon pls
my boner
>>26033381
it's just that time of the month, don't worry
they're just feeling horny
the pegasi are flapping again
>>26033408
>Dash doing her Scootaloo impersonation.gif
>>26033312
didn't really like her although i liked how flutters was totally gay for her unshaved cunt
>>26033394
Girls can't breed girls, anon.
>>26033337
Bathe the pony
>>26033455
not with that attitude
>>26033472does anyone have any fanfics where one of the main 6 gets pregnant then has a miscarriage?
>>26033455
No, but it's cute when they try.
>>26033492
and I thought I didn't like you before, you're amazing
>>26033500
That's a smol Dash.
A couple videos made from songs featured in Equestria Girls: Friendship Games.
Unleash the Magic
youtube.com/watch?v=mqp7xocwzlg
Acadeca
youtube.com/watch?v=dVK168-qxTM
>>26033466
Would bathing with a pony be lewd? They're normally naked anyway, and I bet they're appreciate a pair of helping hands since they only have hooves
>>26033546
>no extended finale song
>no extended S5 songs at all
Fucking Hasbro.
>>26033562
I'm sure it could be casual as long as you kept it that way, they bathe fillies in groups after all
Hey guys, is it too stupid for Dazzlings to collect emotional magic in their bodies instead of a magic amulet?Is it too fetishy for that to start transforming their bodies too?
>>26033546
They've disabled embedding again, I'm guessing that will be the norm for all their new videos from now on.
>>26033601
>emotional magic
>>26033631DO NOT THROW SOULS
>Celestia: Human... It was nice to meet you.Goodbye.
>>26033466
>>26033653
epona was a good pony
>>26033577
How about some extended unique outro songs? Season 5 had some real great ones, I'd like to hear more of that.
>>26033631
I forget what they called it in the movie, but still.
I just want it to be a recursive/building transformation so it makes sense to skip forward bits at a time.
>>26033642
Bye mom.
>>26033642
>Luna: Ah, hello Anonymous. Did my sister evict you from her bathroom yet again?
>>26033601
Follow your dumb, fetishy dreams, anon.
>>26033695
It's some bullshit, she's got the biggest bath in here. I can stretch out in it.
>>26033636
Souls are overrated.
>>26033697
Y-you too, anon.It sucks that I probably won't want to share it even if I finish
>>26033601
>Hey guys, is it too stupid for Dazzlings to collect emotional magic in their bodies
You mean like this:
https://derpibooru.org/777784
>>26033797
Why not? Post it here
there have been like 5 spiders come into my room in the last few hours, what is going on
>>26033851
You've probably been hit with a "Passive Bug Attraction" curse.
I wouldn't go camping any time soon if I were you.
>>26033823
Like that. But more sensitive. Even just stares or stray fantasies fill them out slightly, which leads to more stares...
>>26033832
Not in the state it's in. Not presentable at all.
Filly is a grower, not a shower.
>>26033601
>>26033697
>>26033823
I like where this is going.
>>26033851
Feels good being in a cozy Canadian Winter, haven't seen a bug in months.
>>26033868
seriously, I think it's the weird weather
but with spiders
>>26033851
The invasion.
You keep killing their scouts.
Eventually they're going to realize there's a real threat and send a swarm.
>>26033884
That's not what that means, filly.
You're going to take a bath whether you like it or not.
Filly decided to join you in bed.
>>26033940
it's a king sized bed, plenty of room for us both
>>26033870
Share it, even if it's garbage. You'll never get better without feedback and it's probably more passable than you think.
I, for one, eagerly await jacking it to whatever lame smut you put out.
>>26033945
filly is inviting her filly friends
>>26033961
they are welcome to sleep on the floor
You now have a filly harem.
>>26033927
Proper hygiene is very important for fillies and mares alike.
>>26033985
so you're saying I should keep spraying ponies with hoses?
>>26032040
this
i hear so much shit about how the writers are trying to be progressive or aren't progressive enough
they aren't doing any of that shit. no one cared when bugs bunny crossdressed, the only reason this is different is because people are more prejudiced now.
Would/have you guys ever eat horse meat? I had basashi (horse sashimi) a few times a few months ago and it's amazing.
I wonder if I could get a dead pony to "donate" their body.
Being more on topic, how's season five? I've been gone since I went to jail, and I kind of stopped ponying since then. All I've seen is the season premiere.
>>26033985
Now stuff the hose into Rarities butthole and give her a mega-enema.
>>26033940
Sorry filly, but I've decided to join stallion in bed. You'll need to get his permission.
>>26034011
was it really raw horse? that sounds kinda gross, what it it taste like?
imgur script where?
>>26034011
It's pretty great. All the episodes are up on Yayponies, you should check em out.
>Welcome!
>>26034035
man those fillies were super adorable
>>26034035
I need to rewatch that premiere again.
>>26034028
https://github.com/bakugo/4chan-imgur
>>26034035
that's a whole school of fillies there, very rare
>>26034012
I imagine that as long as the pressure wasn't too high, and the water not too cold/hot that'd feel pretty good.
Filly is afraid of the dark so she set your bed on fire.
>>26034028
http://pastebin.com/CMdmNvRR
>>26034022
Yep, it's a lot like beef tartar, but more chewy and gamey. I tried whale sashimi too, but it's not too great. Not bad per se, but weird. it's like a combo of beef and fish.
>>26034072
bleh, that sounds awful
and I love regular old sashimi
>>26034072
do you think ponies taste differently based on their coat color
>>26034011did you get raped, Metals?
Please don't eat the ponies.
>>26034011
what did you go to jail for
was it eating ponies
>>26034095
>>26034095
you keep telling me not to eat the ponies over and over
what are you trying to hide?
Fillies for sale! I've got fillies!
Great for a snack on the go!
>>26034131
I'd like 2 pegasi, no weird colors
>>26034072
>Whale Sashimi
>>26034086
They're probably made of flavored marshmallow. I want to eat Rarity in a sexual way, not in the culinary sense if you know what I mean. She probably tastes like lavender.
>>26034092No. I was in solitary for most of the stay because I tried to hang myself with my shirt in the drunk tank. Also I'm not Metals.
>>26034099Operating a Vehicle While Intoxicated. I tried suicide by taking like 90 mg of Clonazolam and drinking, but ended up driving while blacked out. I just wanted a lighter to smoke a cigarette. I ended up in a metal ward a few weeks afterwards about to suck down a .22lr but got talked down by my parents. That was terrible too.
Mare found your her-coloured fleshlight.
>>26034157
raw fish
like you don't know
>>26034173
Wait, I thought lavender was supposed to be Purple Sperg's thing.
What would Porchlight Sporkle taste like, then?
>>26034173
hah shit, I hope you're doing better anon
solitary and the tank are the fucking worstpls dont die
>>26034173
Jesus fucking Christ.
I'd normally get all snarky and /k/ on you but that's fucked up.Season five is better than four. There's some seriously heartwarming episodes.
>>26034173
>I want to eat Rarity in a sexual way, not in the culinary sense if you know what I mean.
OH I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
>>26033889
me too
>>26034177
>Whale
>Fish
>>26034234
close enough
Filly bought you a gift. I think she's trying to tell you something.
>>26034251
so she's finally admitting she's a dumb horse
If you got to equestria, would you kill spike?
>>26034271
>>26034253
>dem teef
My dick
>>26034251
>I NEED NUTRIENTS
>ALL YOU FEED ME IS FILLY SNACKS
>>26034283
I've been hiding multivitamins in the filly snacks.
>>26034157
It's pretty bad, not recommended. Even with Asahi it's just weird. Also I deleted all my pony pics and reaction images, so you have to deal with /L/ images. I spent fucking ¥12700 on loli doujins in Akiba. Mostly stuff with imoutos. I don't regret a thing.
I started writing a pony imouto fic like a year ago but stopped. It had all kinds of incest. Pony mom, pony imouto, pony oneechan, the works.
>>26034196
>>26034216
Well, if she's lavender, then Rarara might be lilies? Or freshly whipped cream?
>>26034211
>>26034213I'm doing better now. I'm back on my bipolar meds, although I was considering sudoku with my K-Bar for a few weeks before it kicked in. The number of people who did it since the Meiji era is less than 20 people, so I thought it'd be a badass way to die.
>>26033577
S5 songs were shit
>>26033956
http://pastebin.com/WCKydNRT
I haven't gotten to the fetishy bits yet so I could make any direction I wanted (after making the one I promised a friend I'd do)
>>26034276
Why is Applejacks mane made out of halved grapefruits?
>>26034320
I'm glad to hear you're feeling better. People generally assign Rarity vanilla, although lilliesor roseswould be very nice for her.Seppuku is one of the most painful ways to die, and there's always a man with a sword/gun standing nearby to kill you fast because otherwise you would sit there screaming until you bled out, at which point you might as well take the fast, less painful route.
>>26034320
>so I thought it'd be a badass way to die.
are you 12?
Filly says fuck Mars
Fast PegasiSlow Anons
>>26034360
but what about the filly astronaut program?
SUNSHINE SUNSHINE
>>26034356No, just desperate since the police confiscated my rifle, and I wanted to at least be remembered for the way I died.
>>26034354
Vanilla is just too, well vanilla for my tastes. She's too classy for that.
>>26034379
I want to marathon S1 with MLPG.
>>26034324
It reads like a greentext with the Cool Story Characters ripped out.
You gotta work on your sentence structure and varied sentence length.
That said, you have a solid foundation and I look forward to seeing this develop.
>>26034434
LADBTUGS WAWKE
CLAPCOAP HOOVES ANDDO A LITLFL SHAK
>>26034434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmps41yF52M
>>26034240
>Close enough
>>26034484
>video thumbnail
>>26034455
Well yeah, that's what I meant about "not presentable". It's going to be cleaned up and I'm going to have actual sentences and dialog and descriptions rather than an outline. I just want to get something down so I don't have to stare at a blank space after an immaculate paragraph and get sick to my stomach.
>>26034484
for what purpose
>>26034518
Because we can, Pinkie.
>>26034434
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03X9ua432ec
>>26034434
DO THE HARLEM SHAKE
>>26034484
I want to die
>>26034511
Atta boy
>>26034505
>>26034518
>>26034544
You guys don't like Twilie's tiny bouncing anthro tiddies+ass?
>>26034490
It's over, let it go.
No matter how many Fluttershy reaction images you throw at them it will never be enough to actually make you become Fluttershy.
So stop.
>>26034559
I can into that sort of modelwhen BlackJr slaps a futacock on it
>>26034505
>>26034518
>>26034544
autism, everyone
>>26034347
Your face is the halved grapefruit.
>>26034490
I mean I understand the difference but they probably taste pretty similar right?
pony asks if she looks cute
>>26034484
>https://www.youtube.com/user/Setup1337/videos?sort=p&flow=grid&view=0
>These videos have over 100k views
>>26034640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIb9EE8Z1Mo
wut
>>26034625
Well she's a pony.
So of course.
>>26034676
I want to live on this planet, kill all the other fucks.
>>26034570
let them 4chan downvote in peace. Jesus man
>>26034601
http://imgur.com/ftYvc8H
Whale on top, horse on bottom. Fun fact, horse sashimi is also called sakura, or cherry blossom because of it's color. And whale tastes only vaguely like fish.
>>26034569
You'd into anything with a futacock slapped onto it
>>26034677
pony blushes like a young schoolgirl
>>26034434
>>26034737
oh I meant fish and whale but I've also been drinking so I probably got the 3 thing sconfused
still that's pretty cool
>>26034739Not anything, but yeah a lot of things
>>26034640
>>26034676
>>26034697
>people like other things than me
this little pony looks up at you
>>26034788
They all do.
>>26034779
>>26034570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze0-cQVVaGE
>>26034796
I wonder if it would get old
>>26034788
>>26034796
It makes me feel like I should try harder.
>>26034806
If it ever does, you can just pick them up and put them on top of something so they can look down at you
>>26034806
Some ponies would get annoyed about it.
>>26034797
>S5 only had this stinking shitpile of a villain
All that buildup for a second-rate fanwank finale
>>26034819
well they aren't looking up TO you just at you
>>26034769
Those girls don't have any noses.
>>26034827
The point is they're watching.
>>26034823
well fuck that pony
>>26034837
I don't think she'd like that
>>26034826
Why do you think Glimmer was a bad villain? I personally think that she is the best we have seen on the show thus far.
>>26034823
Who cares about sememecret agent Bom Meme?
>>26034823
Pick up pony and carry her over your head.
>>26034837
>>26034822
do we have any angles of a pony like that?
>>26034806
never
I want to pick up all the ponies
I bet they wouldn't mind it that much if I just carried them for a bit and hugged them
>>26034834
Don't be an artist hating shitord.
>>26034847
you heard me
I'm getting married to Shining Armor and Princess Cadance!
>>26034912
lucky bastard
>>26034939
Lyra it's late. Come to bed
>>26034942
pony is gone with the wind
I'm getting double penetrated by Shining Armor and Princess Cadence!
>>26034360
mars doesn't seem so bad, there's no fillyposting there
>>26034968
I'm more jealous than you'll ever know
>>26034979
Please don't use the f-word
>>26034968
>>26034992
don't censor the ponies
>>26034997
I enjoy this Cadance.
>>26034997
You're a weeb faget
>>26035019
I enjoy Kanashii's take on them
I want to be a bimbo anthro mare.
pinko panko ponko punko penko
>>26035092
why not go huff turpentine to get the brain damage effect going?
>>26035105
i don't get it
>>26035115
sounds like you're well on your way
>heyyyyy
>>26035119
oh i get it now, you're shitposting
Here's your (You), you should really get help
>>26035126
I'm not the one fetishizing dumbness
but good conversation either way
>>26035128
seek help
>>26035105
Well if I did that then I would be like you.
>tfw I will never ever watch this anon get turned into a diamond dog slut with six tits.
>>26035132
>>26035136
you too
don't worry but the ponies are watching you just now
Haven't been here in a while, what's flavor of the month right now?
>>26035165
nothing really since we're on hiatus
fillies have been popular
>>26035140
>Anon is teleproted to Fetishquestria
>He tries to purge the fetishes in it
>He just ends up being turned into just another slutty mare, being hilted in by a large, drunk futa griffon taur
Goodnight MLPG
>>26035195
may the ponies be with you
>>26034484
Jesus christ how horrifying.
Do you hear the ponies sing?
Singing the song of angry horses
ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵖᵒᶰᶦᵉˢ
Pony corrected you in front of your troops.
It's time to make an example.
>>26035238
boop her, I''m not some private
>>26035238
>>26030150
I love Chocolight Sparkle
>>26035252
Is this before or after the boop?
>>26035223
huge humans
Pony wants to just lay in a field and let you scratch her for several hours.
>>26035265
Hugeanthros
>>26035268
how much is she paying me?
>>26035275
something like http://i.4cdn.org/trash/1452230740715.png ?
>>26035280
12 boops an hour.
>>26035263
She can request any pony she wants for her last boop.
>>26035282
Less ugly
>>26035282
Not what I had in mind.But still good
>>26035282
I don't understand how you can draw the same thing in the same basic pose for like 3 years. I mean I get that he likes anthro female "snips" with gigantic breast but fuck dude, have some variety.
>>26035302
Does this type of clothing have a name? Nightshirt?
>>26035302
>>26035300
gotcha
something like https://derpibooru.org/666111 thenexcept with humongous boobs, obviously
>>26035304
the heart wants what the heart wants
"heart" meaning "dick", in this case
>>26035310
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negligee
?
>>26035300
Please don't bully the dorks unless it's sexual
>>26035319
there's no dick on whatever that thing is, just giant breasts and nipples
I wouldn't put it past it to have a dick, I'd just never seen it with one
>>26035319
>https://derpibooru.org/666111
EXACTLY LIKE THAT.I want to spend the entire hiatus hibernating in her hoodie
>>26035335
she does, and it's enormous. She just keeps it tucked away most of the time.
>>26035346
well, there it is
Filly decided to redo her cutie mark, now she has super strength and laser eyes.
>>26035367
it doesn't work like that filly
>>26035353
indeed
Gloomy would be really chill to hang out with. It's like a permanent, cuddlable fixture.
>>26035374
I want to get comfyin her lap
>>26035371
The slightly runny drawing of a filly blasting a bad guy with laser eyes while snorting fire on her butt says otherwise. Now if you'll excuse her she's off to fight crime and find more permanent marker.
>>26035394
does filly want to be put in the timeout box again?
>>26035400
Filly has incinerated the time-out box
Pony is coming to stay over at your house.
How do you get ready for her?
>>26035416
Put all of the food just out of pony's reach.
>>26035416
Make pony's bed.
>>26035407
I can create more
>>26035416
Bullet-proof vest and heavily armed guards.
>>26035426
pony can fly though
>>26035416
Put the cookies on the top shelf.
Enable the child filters on the tv.
Erase my internet history.
>>26035433
Put the food in a locked box.
>>26035416
>>26035428
prepare the pony bed
>>26035416
Leave all my guns out in the open with loaded magazines.
Make sure all of my bathroom chemicals are partially opened and available.
Replace all of the name brand cookies and crackers and chips with generic.
Leave random prescription medications strewn about.
>>26035449
Pony goes through your prescription medication, nothing fun.
She eats all the cookies, cookies be cookies.
She knocks over all the bottles in your bathroom for fun and colors the walls with toilet cleaner.
She also shot your dog.
Someone's dog.
Basically there's a dead dog in there.
>>26035468
Pony ATF pls...
>>26035468
Fucking pony.
>>26035265
I decided to make some slight improvements.This is literally the only thing I've done outside of shitty scribbles since getting this tablet.
>>26035513
what the fuck
>>26035513
im freaking out
oh gross
that's not what i imagine hooves are like
>you will never a Sugar
>>26035513
What is this even supposed to be?
>>26035536
Pony hooves are pretty gross.
I mean, think bout it, it's a hoof that a one ton animal is stomping on all day, it's going to be really fucking bizarre.
pony swoops down and lands right next to you
what do
>>26035585
pat the pony
>>26035554
I want to Spice.I want to feed Sugar pizza
>>26035585
Attempt to hug the pony.
>>26035590
pony asks if you have any pizza
>>26035585
Boop her snootle.
>>26035577
that's how i feel about vaginas
not the stomping part
>>26035536
>Gross.
>Implying you don't want to hold and rub her hooves.
>>26035615
Order several pizzas in an attempt to attract more ponies.
Once they're comfy and feeling safehug them all.
>>26035622
well yeah i want to worship hooves as much as the next guy but realistic hooves are kinda weird to me
>>26035621
that's how I feel about dickssometimes the stomping part
I'M GOING TO KISS ALL THE PONIES
>>26035685
WHERE IS THE NEW HORSE
>>26035768
>>26035768
>>26035768
Tangerine dreams.
>>26033312
ya , because i am married to her i need to see her again