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anon turns up in equestria with his phone, and on his phone are various images and videos that show human technology, including nuclear technology. equestrian citizens find a way to charge his phone and see all the images and videos on it, including his collection of nuclear blast wallpapers and videos. now they all think if they don't get on anon's good side humans will destroy them like they did japan.

hilarity and LOODNESS ensues.

>rape too when anon find out why all the nations of equestria are showering him with gifts, including virgins.
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>>26027668
If North Korea can make a Fusion boosted Fission bomb, Anon can.
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>>26027668
>equestrian citizens find a way to charge his phone

It's called a fucking wall socket
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>>26027668
>thinly veiled greentext request
yeah no.
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>>26027689
>It's called a fucking wall socket
tfw anon lands in industria instead of equestria.

>>26027730
i'm still going to keep it bumped until somebody bites
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>>26027738
If I knew anything at all about the industria universe I'd definitely write this. But, I don't.
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>>26027682
nuclear engineer anon in equestria?

>>26027689
didn't know equestria had electricity.
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>>26028828
some dev said it's all magic
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>>26027738
is basically a technocratic authoritarian socialist/communist police state.

is created by this guy https://inkbunny.net/darkdoomer

>>26028867
so their wall outlets have magic instead of electricity? isn't electricity just a form of magic that we understand?
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>>26028893
meant to link this post
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>>26028893
I wouldn't be surprised that the magic used to power things are stored in little crystals and most unicorns don't know how to power them, or it's just cumbersome
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bump hoping for writefag
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>>26029416
and thus king sombra cornered the market in electricity and became king of all equestria.
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>>26030143
"Crystal Empire" gets a new meaning
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THREAD MUST LIVE!
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>>26028893
>electricity being the same as magic plus an explanation
I am intrigued by this possibility. Did the Equestrian equivalent of JJ Thomson discover that magic is made up of magitrons? Are we just waiting for the Equestrian Tesla to harness them and bring magic to all ponies regardless of race?
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>>26027668
this has to be one of the dumbest/shittiest prompts I've seen in a long time and it just screams "inadequacy"
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>>26030767
>dumbest/shittiest prompts
>"inadequacy"
i think you forget where you are. i blame haitus
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>>26030743
>Are we just waiting for the Equestrian Tesla to harness them and bring magic to all ponies regardless of race?
Westinghorse will just ruin him
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>>26027668
"Behold!" shouts Anon, holding up his phone for Twilight to see, a fiery mushroom standing proudly on the screen. Twilight squints at it.
>"What exactly am I looking at, Anon?"
"It's a nuclear fucking blast, book horse. It's supposed to fill you with awe and fear."
>"Really? Why?"
"Because it's a goddamn nuke! Destructive power measured in megatons of TNT! And we humans make them!"
>"You keep saying things like that, but I have a hard time picturing you as a member of a proud warrior race. You come across as a lot more... fat and nonthreatening."
"Hey, fuck you! I'll build one and then we'll see who's nonthreatening! I just need some enriched uranium. And some beryllium. And a few conventional explosives and precision electrical timers."
>"Pretty sure most of that doesn't exist in Equestria, but feel free to knock yourself out."
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>>26030915
>"Anon's house looks weird since he did the remodeling"
>"Yeah, I asked him what kind of style of home it is and he told me 'Iranian'"
>Anon enriches uranium
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>>26027668
>muh teenage power fantasy

I like the idea of Anon coming to Equestria and having to unlearn everything he knows. His understanding no longer applies because Aristotelian physics and medieval cosmology are actually true. All the advanced technology he has knowledge of is literally impossible in Equestria.
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>>26030998
if you want to be like that, Anon wouldn't likely live when he first arrives due the physics differences.
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>>26030998
OP here. was thinking more along the lines of anon doesn't find out why everybody worships/fears him until much later in the story.

and then the >rape starts
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>>26031107
>Anon looks like an evil character in "My Little Human"
>Certain ponies fear him, but don't want to admit the watch the show
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>>26031107
Honestly, I don't think it would work even if he was trying to make it happen. They have no frame of reference for nukes.
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>>26031137
then they manage to charge his phone and see that the horrors of the my little human show are actually real. news spreads that humans really do have the capability to destroy entire cities in a single blast.
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>>26031170
energy density and explosions are known, but you'd have to explain fallout.
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>>26031184
Easy, it was a great top down adventure rpg until Bethesda bought it and turned it into a lazy copy of the elder scrolls
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>>26031184
I was more referring to the scale of the thing than the exact nature of it.
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>>26031223
it's like Skyrim with guns!
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>>26031241
Exactly, I was hoping fallout would be good when Bethesda got their hands on it but when I played fallout 3 it was just a post apocalyptic oblivion with guns, same thing for 4.
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>>26031234
learn a pony unit of measurement for length. convert it, tell them how large the effected radius is.
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>>26031298
or just say it wipes out entire cities and then-some.
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>>26031279
But Anon, Oblivion was the shit! It was an RPG largely done right with some of the best and worst DLC in any game to date. FO3 and 4 were shit because they were built on shitty engines and because FO3 handled like shit for an FPS.
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>>26032492
Never said oblivion was bad, just that FO3 was a lazy copy of it.
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>>26027668
>Anon shows off human technology:
>Personal computers the size of a watch
>The fastest and sleekest vehicles ever designed
>Spaceships which took us to the heavens
>...the guns we built to kill
> The battleships and SAMs we built to "defend" our lands
>The V2 rocket
>The Fat Man and Little Boys we dropped on Nagasaki and Hiroshima
>...The Tsar Bomba
>Anon explains one as he shows the ponies

>Twilight Purple isn't phased by any of this
"Aren't you scared of my power to destroy, Bookhorse?"
>"Nah! I mean it's not like Equestria has rocks with magical energy in them to make half of this stuff, and besides the Magic of Friendship is stronger than any of that"
"So there's no way to-"
>"Sorry Anon, but you won't ever be threatening to irradiate half of Equestria, even if you had the resources and know how to."
"God fucking damnit, screw me in the ass!"
>You feel a horn tear sharply through your trousers and wedge itself uncomfortably in your sphincter
>Now you not only felt like a fag, but you looked like one too
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>>26032559
Devs even put a telephone pole at the centre of the map with "TES 4" on it to add insult to injury
And I'm sure you noticed how many of the edges of the map felt similar - a;most as if it was mostly the same terrain map...
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>>26032635
Yeah I got that vibe a lot. Really turned me off. Was only able to play like a couple hours before I quit.
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>>26032658
It's still worth playing, if you can stand the awaxy faced NPCs and shitty voice acting. Lockpicking isn't as batshit as Oblivion, but you can't even attempt locks if you don't have a minimum skill.

Aside that and the utterly shitty non BOS ending, it's worth completing. Fuck the Tranquillity Lane bullshit though! Boring part of the main quest
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>>26032705
I'll probably give it a try soon, might want to complete it then see how FO4 is.
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>>26032732
Heard the gunplay is "decent" - though not great.
The real meat of it is crafting and base building and the main quest is basically "Kill Hitler"

10/10
Will play once new rig arrives
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interest bump
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>>26032601
>"Nah! I mean it's not like Equestria has rocks with magical energy in them to make half of this stuff, and besides the Magic of Friendship is stronger than any of that"
I can't tell if you made her ignorant on purpose or you yourself don't really understand how human technology works.
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bonk
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>>26036601
on the head!
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>>26027668
your idea is shit mate
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should i keep bumping or should i let thread die?
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>>26038742
let it die. is shit.
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>>26041453
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP!
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