>"You may not be ready for this harrowing tale, Twilight."
she would probably just be really confused
She'd probably start getting internally conflicted, maybe a little self-hatred.
>"Why is there a wizard on the cover if it's not about magic, anon?"
She'd don a suit of armor and join the Mobile Infantry.
(Mostly) logical magic involving other dimensions.
She'd probably like it. Until she got to Equoid.
She'd probably take it so seriously she'd get technophobia.
It would be little traumatic for her to read a story that has bad end.
Also LaVey was fucking hack
it pains me to say this, but...
please consider suicide."