Why does this ship get the okay while Flashlight is met with hatred?
Bic Mac hooked up with a cute farm pony. Her character is inoffensive and she would really help him out on the farm(while she would see something else beside rocks)
Flash is just an annoying cool kid.
If Big Mac traveled to the EQG universe and hooked up with an annoying valley girl cheerleader, THEN you would get a second FLashLight hate.
Does this mean incest is confirmed?
I know "Pinkie Apple Pie" didn't confirm that the pies and the apples are related, but that is still a possibility.
First cousing marriage is legal in many countries and states. Second cousing marriage is legal everywhere. Marble and Big Mac would be like a 5th cousins. Even if they were confirmed as related, this is nothing wierd or nasty
Because Flash is not a likable person.
Because he's from a shitty high-school movie.
Because he's isn't even a fucking proper pony.
Or, more realistically, twifags are simply too autistic and vocal. Fluttermac got lots of flak too though. I almost started to think this fandom hates straight ships in general.
These, also because its canon, instead of it being some autistic cherrypick "they were close to each other on the background for two seconds" fueled by shitty fanfiction that just creates an army of delusional idiots
Mac is one of the very few good male characters in this show, and Marble, while being mostly Fluttershy 4.0 still has some likability herself, plus its really fucking cute to see two shy people together like that, unlike with Flash and Twilight which is not only shoehorn and unrealistic (an adult like Twilight feeling attracted by a "bad boy" teenager from another species? What the fuck?) but its also poorly developed and it came from fucking nowhere, at least Marblemac is just implied since they didn't had a lot of time to spend together, but Flashlight tried to be a real relationship while being a subplot that was barely relevant to the movie
Flashlight could have worked if Flash was one of the main characaters, hell, he could be the sane, everyday guy that got stuck on a crazy situation and just goes WTF to all the insane shit going on, that would be fun, but no, make the most High School Musical garbage you can and don't even bother to give the poor faggot something to make him have chemistry with Twilight
1. They're not main characters
2. They look cute together. Butthurt fluttermacfags will arge that their ship is the same, but ding ding, see 1.
3. Incest or not, it serves as the link between the Pies and the Apples.
4. It makes Cheerimac and Fluttermac fags butthurt as fuck. BTFO.
5. Nick Confalone actually did it on purpose to piss off other shippers. Already based in my book.
I'm not even talking about Flashlight
So it's okay to match a main character with another main character?
Flash was introduced by bumping into him and sudden attraction and is in all forms a basic chad who probably wouldn't even collect colorful horse toys
Mac has the balls to dress up as chick to help out his sister, has his own personality that isn't considered a chad, and has a more genuine feeling about him, especially considering he didn't see Marble and was all 'aaay dude bro brah lets fuck"
in a way he reminds us of ourselves
Because these two are of the lesser popular of ponies and not even apart of the mane 6 which post people would have a waifu in. The fact that their love just sort of bloomed without even having to exchange words makes it all more adorable and cannon. Its a lot more believable than other non-cannon ships
I love them and think they make a great couple
>God of chaos forever alone because hes not allowed to be in love because fandom says so
>implying that "god of chaos" isnt just a title
>implying that being atheist is relevant to what I was saying
>implying that he doesn't have feelings and considers others after his reform
What exactly is the point you're trying to make here?
Because Big Macintosh is a sophisticated, articulate, gorgeous stallion. He deserves any mare he can get.
The only person fit to appraise Flash Sentry is Gunner Sergeant Hartman.
Sincerely, a true Twifag.
>never watched anything EQG related
I'm gonna just make a drop of a hat decision and go watch all of it right now before I come back to /mlp/
see you on the other side, horsefuckers
Cause it's a fun, exotic idea.
You get two really different people, and make them fall in love. That's the interesting shit.
Having two quiet farmers bone each other is beyond uninteresting.
Guys. Guys. You're all terrible people.
A friend who works as a physician once told me humans and dogs got similar problems regardings genetics and that races are actually a thing no matter how much people "whine about biology" (their words).
He will exist for eternity as long as chaos exist. There is no more draconequses in Equestria and no other discord in other dimensions (EQG included) since he can travel to them himself and would create a paradox of hundreds of discords visitign same dimsension.
Such creatures are destined to be alone becasue there is no creature to match their immortal life span. Feeling love will only make him suffer as he wasnt created to form a family or reproduce. Fluttershy and even Celestia or Twilight will die one day and he will remain alone one way or another.
>implying the shy ones aren't the worst
>implying Ponka wouldn't try to force them together
>implying they wouldn't still try on their own pacing
You've never been on a relationship with a shy person before, have you anon?
The only cute scene with Flash was when Derpy tried to comfort him affter being ditched by Twilight
This was also an offciial statement made by Hasbro that they are finished with FlashLight
No shit? Are you gonna tell me Celestia don't raise the sun neither? I'm gonna let you in on a secret. I'd rather talk about pointless shit here than go to my friends who prattle on about the motherfucking Kardashians.
Oh, I know how to be around people. I just shy away. I don't like being the center of attention. Sure it's cute when a girl does it, but when it happens to a guy it's always "something is deeply wrong with him". And there is no way I can prove it to you or disprove it. I am Anonymous and you put me on the spot I could just lie to you if we were to ever talk face to face and you wouldn't even notice it.
FlashLight would never made it into the cover. I remember how butthurt the fandom was after he only appeared as a generic soldier in one of the comics.
Did I fucking stutter?
Just the first, actually. I've just spent so much time getting spoilers out of /mlp/ that I'm not in a rush to see all of them.
Are you really serious? Please put more thought into your question. Many anons have Twilight as a waifu and can't deal with the Twilight + Flash thing because Flash isn't anything like Anon at all, and thus he cannot serve as a proxy for Anon.
That's what you think.
But it ain't so.