Why does this ship get the okay while Flashlight is met with

>>26025971
Twilight one of the main characters therefore she is waifu to many a neckwear. figure this is pretty obvious actually

>>26025971
Marble didn't come into existence to sell toys.

>>26025977
Neckbeard. Phone

>>26025971
because flash is a generic chad figure, and mac is not
also
>nohooves

>>26025971
something something "muh waifu"

>>26025971
Because it shits on fluttermac and cherlieemac

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>>26025986

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>>26025971
Making sense ratio
FlashLight=0%
MarbleMac=90%
nuff said

>>26025971
Two of them spoke less words together than FlashLight ever has and somehow their relationship feels way more believeable and sweeter than anything FlashLight has produced.

>>26025971
Bic Mac hooked up with a cute farm pony. Her character is inoffensive and she would really help him out on the farm(while she would see something else beside rocks)

Flash is just an annoying cool kid.
If Big Mac traveled to the EQG universe and hooked up with an annoying valley girl cheerleader, THEN you would get a second FLashLight hate.

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>>26025971
Does this mean incest is confirmed?
I know "Pinkie Apple Pie" didn't confirm that the pies and the apples are related, but that is still a possibility.

>>26026241
First cousing marriage is legal in many countries and states. Second cousing marriage is legal everywhere. Marble and Big Mac would be like a 5th cousins. Even if they were confirmed as related, this is nothing wierd or nasty

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>>26026241
They arent muslims

>>26025978
There were no Flash Sentry toys until EQG3

>>26026537
He was still designed to be the Ken for Twilight's barbie though

>>26025971
Because Flash is not a likable person.
Because he's from a shitty high-school movie.
Because he's isn't even a fucking proper pony.
Or, more realistically, twifags are simply too autistic and vocal. Fluttermac got lots of flak too though. I almost started to think this fandom hates straight ships in general.

>>26026010
Still boring, there are background characters with more personality and depth, pony flash is ponysona tier

>>26025986
>>26025987
>>26026002
These, also because its canon, instead of it being some autistic cherrypick "they were close to each other on the background for two seconds" fueled by shitty fanfiction that just creates an army of delusional idiots

Mac is one of the very few good male characters in this show, and Marble, while being mostly Fluttershy 4.0 still has some likability herself, plus its really fucking cute to see two shy people together like that, unlike with Flash and Twilight which is not only shoehorn and unrealistic (an adult like Twilight feeling attracted by a "bad boy" teenager from another species? What the fuck?) but its also poorly developed and it came from fucking nowhere, at least Marblemac is just implied since they didn't had a lot of time to spend together, but Flashlight tried to be a real relationship while being a subplot that was barely relevant to the movie

Flashlight could have worked if Flash was one of the main characaters, hell, he could be the sane, everyday guy that got stuck on a crazy situation and just goes WTF to all the insane shit going on, that would be fun, but no, make the most High School Musical garbage you can and don't even bother to give the poor faggot something to make him have chemistry with Twilight

Becauae Big Mac and whatshername are secondary/tertiary characters

>>26026625
EQG IDF in 3, 2, 1...

>>26026269
>Denmark to ban muslim immigrants
Damn, should I move there?

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>>26026241
I don't know how accurate is this shit.

>>26025971

Two words: Equestria Girls.

"Waifu stealer" is also an acceptable answer.

>>26026056
lookit him wussing out. I'd ask if they needed any help. If doujins have taught me anything, thats the best way to handle this situation...Threesome incoming!

>>26025971
Flash is eqg garbage, while twilight is awesome.
Big Mac is a rock solid dude. I'd ship him with anybody.

>>26026625
>>26026994
these
it's the cliché

1. They're not main characters
2. They look cute together. Butthurt fluttermacfags will arge that their ship is the same, but ding ding, see 1.
3. Incest or not, it serves as the link between the Pies and the Apples.
4. It makes Cheerimac and Fluttermac fags butthurt as fuck. BTFO.
5. Nick Confalone actually did it on purpose to piss off other shippers. Already based in my book.

I'm not even talking about Flashlight

>>26025971
I'm not okay with this ship.
I shipped Zecoramac the whole time.

>>26025971
It isn't EQG. Flashlight was just terribly written.

>>26028562
>Zecoramac
y?

>>26028945
Why not?

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>>26028949

>>26028949
>thinking only zebra chicks can take big mac's big mac
>thinking all zebra chicks are loose or zebra dudes are hung
RACISS!

>>26025971
Cause nobody gives a fuck and Twilads can't handle being cucked.

>>26025971
Beacuse two words.
MUH
WIFU

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>>26025971

THEYRE BACKGROUND CHARACTERS

NO ONE CARES

>>26027937
Confalone was praised a lot for that episode so he will most likely reference that ship again.

>>26028985
something something she helped Big Mac with ponytone problem and his sister with cutie mark pox

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>>26029098
So it's okay to match a main character with another main character?

>>26025971
Flash is from EQG
There you go.

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>>26026241
DA

>>26029007
Ponies and zebras are genetically incompatible

>>26025971
Flash was introduced by bumping into him and sudden attraction and is in all forms a basic chad who probably wouldn't even collect colorful horse toys
Mac has the balls to dress up as chick to help out his sister, has his own personality that isn't considered a chad, and has a more genuine feeling about him, especially considering he didn't see Marble and was all 'aaay dude bro brah lets fuck" in a way he reminds us of ourselves

>>26029189
yup, ponies can fuck with donkeys, tho.
Mules are canon in Equestria.

>>26029130
I hate discord shipped with anyone so...

>>26026259
>cousing marriage
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage

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>>26025971
Because these two are of the lesser popular of ponies and not even apart of the mane 6 which post people would have a waifu in. The fact that their love just sort of bloomed without even having to exchange words makes it all more adorable and cannon. Its a lot more believable than other non-cannon ships

I love them and think they make a great couple

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>>26029231
>God of chaos forever alone because hes not allowed to be in love because fandom says so

>>26029216
they're sterile then

>>26029278
>"god" of chaos
>atheists btfo
>can be belittled by a butterhush
what a god

Because /mlp/ gets their rocks off to cousin fucking. Why else would we be here this long?

>>26029278
>>26029310
It's spirit of chaos you fucks.

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>>26029310
>implying that "god of chaos" isnt just a title
>implying that being atheist is relevant to what I was saying
>implying that he doesn't have feelings and considers others after his reform

What exactly is the point you're trying to make here?

>>26029345
Prove it

>>26029371
Okay here is one.

http://mlpccg.wikia.com/wiki/Discord,_Spirit_of_Chaos

They also say it a couple times when he shows up for the first time.

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Because Big Macintosh is a sophisticated, articulate, gorgeous stallion. He deserves any mare he can get.

The only person fit to appraise Flash Sentry is Gunner Sergeant Hartman.

Sincerely, a true Twifag.

>>26029409
Spoken like a true Twifag.

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>>26029409
not a twifag but she behaved kindao ooc during that

>>26029467
>never watched anything EQG related
I'm gonna just make a drop of a hat decision and go watch all of it right now before I come back to /mlp/

see you on the other side, horsefuckers

>>26028945
Cause it's a fun, exotic idea.
You get two really different people, and make them fall in love. That's the interesting shit.
Having two quiet farmers bone each other is beyond uninteresting.

>>26029189
Also neither one talks or can do magic.

>>26029485
Mac'n'pie didn't try to be interesting or anything, they put that in there because both are quiet and were cute together.

>>26029278
He's just an agent of it.

>>26029514
This is exactly the problem.

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>>26029272
FTFY

>captcha: cianeope
>neope
Kek

>>26029485
CheerieMac was more interesting than MarbleMac and it also made sense in the story. I feel for cheeriemac even if i dont care which ship is going to be canon.

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>>26029485
>>26029514
>>26029556
Guys. Guys. You're all terrible people.

>>26029189
>>26029503
A friend who works as a physician once told me humans and dogs got similar problems regardings genetics and that races are actually a thing no matter how much people "whine about biology" (their words).

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>>26029278
He will exist for eternity as long as chaos exist. There is no more draconequses in Equestria and no other discord in other dimensions (EQG included) since he can travel to them himself and would create a paradox of hundreds of discords visitign same dimsension.

Such creatures are destined to be alone becasue there is no creature to match their immortal life span. Feeling love will only make him suffer as he wasnt created to form a family or reproduce. Fluttershy and even Celestia or Twilight will die one day and he will remain alone one way or another.

>>26029586
>implying the shy ones aren't the worst
>implying Ponka wouldn't try to force them together
>implying they wouldn't still try on their own pacing
You've never been on a relationship with a shy person before, have you anon?

>>26029586
>>26029620
This is fiction.
It is a cartoon.
It is not real.

>>26029666
I am the shy person Satan.

>Implying the dance scene wasn't a cute moment

>>26029635
why would he let fluttershy die?

>>26029689
There is a difference between shy and socially retarded, just saying

>>26029666
>You've never been on a relationship with a shy person before, have you anon?
You know exactly the answer you're asking for.

>>26029693
The only cute scene with Flash was when Derpy tried to comfort him affter being ditched by Twilight

This was also an offciial statement made by Hasbro that they are finished with FlashLight

>>26029687
No shit? Are you gonna tell me Celestia don't raise the sun neither? I'm gonna let you in on a secret. I'd rather talk about pointless shit here than go to my friends who prattle on about the motherfucking Kardashians.

>>26029635
Cheerilie said "a" dragonequus (plural is ",,,equi", because latin)

>>26029703
Becasue forcing immortality on others is bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfCvcgyoqo0

>>26029705
Oh, I know how to be around people. I just shy away. I don't like being the center of attention. Sure it's cute when a girl does it, but when it happens to a guy it's always "something is deeply wrong with him". And there is no way I can prove it to you or disprove it. I am Anonymous and you put me on the spot I could just lie to you if we were to ever talk face to face and you wouldn't even notice it.

>>26029728
generally forcing anyone to something not related to justice is bad

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>>26025971
FlashLight would never made it into the cover. I remember how butthurt the fandom was after he only appeared as a generic soldier in one of the comics.

>>26025971
Two shit characters that no one cares except the turbo autists.

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>>26029635
>he doesn't know about Longma

2017 is gonna be a rough year for you.

>>26030714
Its nothing but rumors and theories. The old leaked script was probably scraped entirely

>>26029481

Finally watched EQG just now.

Verdict: Only bad part was the Hasjew logo on the end of it.

>>26031108
You watched all 3 in the span of 2 and a half hours?

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>>26031333
Did I fucking stutter?

Just the first, actually. I've just spent so much time getting spoilers out of /mlp/ that I'm not in a rush to see all of them.

>>26031108
>Verdict: Only bad part was the Hasjew logo on the end of it.
>obvious shitty cash grab attempt
>only bad part was the Hasjew logo

>>26025971
Are you really serious? Please put more thought into your question. Many anons have Twilight as a waifu and can't deal with the Twilight + Flash thing because Flash isn't anything like Anon at all, and thus he cannot serve as a proxy for Anon.

>>26031466
What happened to "Anon can be anything and anyone" idea, anon?

>>26025971
Because incest is hot.

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>>26029189

That's what you think.

http://retrieverman.net/2012/01/07/the-zetland/

But it ain't so.

>>26026171
what happen to the 10%?

>>26034307
You figure it out.