Hopefully this time we get finally a writefag.
>"Finally, we're alone..."
>Discord slides up to Celestia.
>The Alicorn blushes.
>Before she can speak, a banana cream pie is softly pressed agaibst her face.
>There is a moment of silence before she giggles.
>Celestia wipes some of the pie off with her hoof and licks it.
>As Discord is about to let off a guffaw, Celestia surprises him with a quick peck to the cheek.
No. They ship Fluttercord because it feeds their dream of having the power to change a man just by being born with a vagina.
... I have nothing to say that has not already been said thousands if times before.
Your fucking lying anon. Why are you lieing this hard?
>not wanting favourite characters to hook up
>not caring for any characters as anything than personal sex toys
you forgot picture to your post
"You... fucked him?"
>"I was young and irrational, Anonymous!"
>You stare up at the ceiling, dejected
>Finally get in bed with the sun goddess
>And then you learn that fact
>Not that you really mind her having a past sexual history
>You've always been more casual about that shit anyway
>You and him have a bit of a history
>"Oh! Anonymous! Celestia!"
>You don't react
>He has most likely already won
>"D-Discord! What are you doing here?"
>"Oh, I just wanted to pop in on some old friends. And since you two were in the same place, well, I couldn't resist."
>The sheets disappear off the top of you
>"Ooooh, naughty naughty naughty."
>"Why, Celestia, you're not using condoms anymore! Good choice, really, the cum-in-pussy look is good on you!"
>"DISCORD, I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL-"
>"Oh, hush, Celestia. I just wanted to talk to my good friend Anonymous."
>Discord is suddenly above you
>"Hey, buddy! Why did you leave me out of the fun, hmmm?"
"Do what you must."
"You heard me."
>Discord shoves his rear end downwards
>Your muscles clench a bit
>Holy shit, what even is-
>"Do you like it, Anonymous?"
>"Good. Because I'm going to ride you for so long your pelvis is never going to feel the same."