Friends Forever #24 (Rarity/Gilda) storytimed here!
For all the fun activities available during winter, the properties lending themselves well to inactivity can't be overlooked, either. Some days all a pony really wants to do is cozy up in a warm room, maybe read a book, and have a hot drink. Curl up in blankets, even. It's not quite a months-long slumber, but that's understandable at times, too. There's plenty of time yet to go ice-skating tomorrow.
Season 5 episode links
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there was a reddit thread where people said what fictional world they want to go to the most.
i went in to go insult the bronies but in the 1,000+ replies there wasnt a single person who said equestria. rick and morty was the #1 choice
>mfw I lost the royal guards fuck blueblood clopfic url
This game looks awful though, it's mainly b/c it's late and I need slept
Wait I've deciphered it!
She's hungry and wants some food in her mouth!
>there was this reddit thread and I went there to insult the bronies
>this shot hasn't been done yet
let's do it, guys
Twilight flees down the alleyway, pursued by a horde of green-clothed bipeds. Thank Celestia they all have erections, she thinks. But for their awkward waddling to hide their boners, they'd have got her by now for sure.
No! Don't think like that! Twilight ducks behind a dumpster, breathing heavily as her mind races. Teleport! Of course-
A green hand comes down onto her horn. Twilight squeals.
the point is to recreate the original >>26023400
and then we can think about adding sillyness
I just figured it was an important enough piece of the project that we'd all want to throw in a little something in solidarity with the one we owe all this to
>theyre doing a speedrun of L4D2
>dying on easy
i would a cute chryssie
Take her to pound town
>Anon, where is "pound town"? I've never seen it on the map of Equestria
show her just how much i love every inch of her
with my mouth
>Over here? I don't see anything...
Don't forget to give her
horse ponutsome attention too.
that goes without saying, my friend
i'm gonna polish her turdcutter so well with my tongue you could see your reflection in it
i want to take fillies on a trip and buy them all souvenirs
it would be worth it just to see how happy they are and hear them say thank you and hug me
Nyx is going to FUCK this filly and it is going to be HOT
she does, but then they just get messy again
Fluttershy is the best pony for notpony
I've got it all ready for a session tomorrow, sorry. I don't want to fall asleep in the middle and have only like three people questing
>The God Empress Faustus
What a befitting title.
Sleep tight poner
we should all sleep
and dream of cuddly pones
I've come for the fillies.
I need the fillies. Give me the fillies.
I don't need to «own» them. I just need them in my arms. To hug. And cuddle.
That is a filly. But is she the filliest filly? I don't think so.
tell that to my face fucker see if I care
do not attempt to compare the fillies
down that way only lies madness
all the fillies are filly as hell
You're not real. I'm the only thing that is real. You will never be real.
That filly looks fake.
She has more parts than a filly should have.
How can a non-real dick impregnate your face, then?
I want to go to Equestria just to be a layabout pegasus
I might go on adventures occasionally but mostly just chill
How can non-real cum impregnate your face, smartass?
You can't get pregnant by placebo.
If that were true then all those times I said "humans have 5 sets genitalia at the end of each hoof" would have ended very differently for those ponies.
either a wizard or a paladin
both would be equally great
Ill hook u in the gabber m8
I'm telling you man, those fillies are legit
You sir are a liar and a cheat.
look man, if you can't handle the fillies you can just say you don't want any more
don't be a dick about it
I want the fillies.
Not your forgeries.
buddy, fillies are fillies
it's not like I'm trying to pass off some goofy looking colt with some awesome regalia
Spike calls Twilight mom! She totally breaks down crying and shit.
I really want this to happen in S6
How do i know that?
They are obviously fake.
For all i know they could be some slimey purple ooze you dressed up.
This filly looks more legit but someone misspelled her name so i'm keeping my doubts.
I'm still hung up on tiddies so this is the closest you're getting out of me
You're right she's butt.
Doesn't matter how much you brush and floss, all that sugar and soda will wear away your tooth enamel to nothing.
Pinkies definitely got a bad case of the skank-mouth.
Pinkie's going to look like she has meth mouth by the time she's 30.
I want to see the ponies wear their old gala dresses again.
Sunset Shimmer sayz:
"Fuck me in the asshole tonight!"
>staying within the bounds of what's physically possible
She's marshmallowest human: let her pump herself up
>"HOW DARE YOU!"
>"MY BREASTS ARE OF NORMAL SIZE!"
I'd say it worked perfectly well, if a bit delayed.
Rarity idly toying with expansion magic she found in a magazine in the spa's waiting room, but can't seem to get anything to happen.
As her treatment relaxes her she begins to swell. Things spiral out of proportion when the spell crosses with, and is amplified by, the herbal bath mix.
Too chill to panic, she simply belts out a Wah-ha-ha! as her ballooning chest crosses the line between "huge" and "humongous". Emerging from the bath (and totally failing to contain herself in a robe) she finds they're not at all heavier than they were. Indeed, they're so buoyant they seem to float in the air as easily as they did in the jacuzzi.
As she books herself an extra massage session, she exclaims to a flustered Fluttershy that she simply MUST try this spell.
The fillies are having snowball fights again
Isn't it wonderful?
I suppose it's more interesting if there's some sort of cost or drawback, but I was always a fan of the lame, indulgent set-ups where anyone (or, 1/3 of the population in Equestria's case) can do basically anything and only face the direct, obvious repercussions that are easy to plan around and work with.
Unless you're a power-hungry douchebag who uses magic maliciously. Then you get a visit from the magic police who take you to magic court and enact a just but ironic punishment.
Ideally with sexy results.
>Gah, sis, it's not a phase!
Pony just discovered what an adblock is for, and now wants you to turn it off (so that the nice people running its fave sites can get money from ads)
a couple google searches later...
>"Pictures drawn back to the old spring"
>"Mani writing skills and gaining Ana ?"
(blame Google translate, not me)
>"B-but that banner said they won't be able to give me pictures of cats, if they don't g-get money from ads..."
>"I'm tired of studying. Wanna do something else?"
>you will never have a qt diamond dog puppy to take care of
>you will never have a qt filly to take care of
They get money from oil magnates, Fluttershy. An ad will not give them a significant enough amount of money to even cover the servers running for a second.
Besides, real cats are much funnier.
I want to be a Femanon in Rule 63 Equestria with all the ponies wanting to nudify me
I want to be the femanon and grow up in equestria
being raised by ponies
>"Hey egghead! Wanna know what's white-purple-white-purple-white-purple...?"
>"You falling thru the clouds"
Luckily Twilight is now a perfect pony princess and can fly without Rainbow Dash dropping her for giggles
twilight deserved her status as a minor princess
>pony finds an abandoned dd pup
>raises it on her own trying to find it's parents
>years pass, pup is now grown
>four times the pony's size
>still calls her 'mom' and has homecooked meals every night
It's much easier when you remember that there are far superior Dash ships out there.
>a pony finally tells him he's a diamond dog
>he always just thought he was just really big bones
>and had weird hooves
>and was extra furry
>he chewed his squeaky toy the entire rest of the day
>I will never be a mare or a bitch and give birth to a litter of pups
>"Darling, please. You ship ponies for the most ludicrous reasons. Remember when you thought Sweetie was in love with the sewing machine, just because she was touching it?"
pinkiedash is still top tier dash ship
All mane 6 ships are good to me.
Rarijack just takes the cake cause they're best and second best.
I will allow it
What about Spike? Does he count or no?
Please, anon. Fluttershy is not a pedo. A zoophile maybe, but not a pedo.
More like she's unable to say no to everything that's remotely cute to her eyes, no matter how far the thing goes.
>"B-but I poop from there...oh well, g-guess it can't be helped..."
>that twilot face
>let me introduce you to my new coltfriend
>"Cosarnit, those damn pigs made a mess again! Stupid animals..."
>"Oh, AJ, pigs aren't stupid...they are very complex and clever! Also, did you know their orgasm can last up to 20 minutes...?"
>"...n-not that I have experienced it firsthand, of c-course..."
I miss you guys
I don't come here anymore but I still hope you had a nice day and some nice holidays
I also saw that nobby is doing a quest, that's pretty cool
It's nice that he came back to draw
>Trust me anon, you'll love being the mother of our foals
You like this ship, huh? Here's a webm of the dance only with higher res