>"Dude, you have gotta hear this!"
What does she want you to hear, /mlp/?
"I'm not entierly sure what the fuck this is supposed to beIY! IYA! CTHULLU TNANG! BY THE PARTY HOLE OF KANIZKIVIERGTHGDFCVGBTDFGFDCFVGHGJHF!"
>"Woah, dude, calm down already!"
"GOD IS A LIE! THERE IS ONLY NIGGERS!"
>"...This was probably a bad idea."
>you put on her headphones
>who is this girl anyway?
>eh, music is still music
>it fills you with vigor
>such an intense sensation
>you run to the front of the bus and put your hand on the bus driver's shoulder
"You're going too slow."
>"Listen, kid, you can't just-"
>you knock out the bus driver by squeezing his shoulder
>60% of the time, it works every time
>you move the body out of the way
>now you're in control of this bus
>time to get serious
>you slowly go faster and faster, bringing this thing into high gear
>this road is slightly downhill
>however, the bus in front of you is too slow
>fuck it, just move past it
>you begin to move around the other bus and leave it in the dust
>now you can do whatever you...
>as you gain speed, you realize you're not simply ahead anymore
>that bus is already at your speed
>its trying to race you?
>you turn the volume louder on these headphones
"This Chevy can still beat that piece of crap 93'."
>just a little more until you reach maximum speed
>you're already outrunning that other damn bus
>a turn is coming up
>its now or never...
>right as the turn come up, you try to turn real hard
"Here we go."
>instead of losing all of your speed, you maintain most of it on your turn
>is this possible?
>for you, it is
>you're now drifting in a bus
>the adrenaline in your system is amazing right now
>after the turn is over, you notice the bus behind you come to a screeching halt
>maybe he's too surprised you actually pulled it off
>all is right with the world
>except for all the girls on the bus suffering from serious concussions right now
>always wear your safety belts, kids
>was in a market yesterday
>sudenly burst in laugh
>people look at me like at a retard
>laugh my ass of at the cashier
>she looks offended. i quickly evacuate
>can't fucking stop laughing
>tfw i will never be able to listen to this song normally ever again
Only type of music worth listening to, anon.
> stop making sense is a compilation album
Only the best
>listening to anything made after 1950