Twilight wants to buy your Soul for 1 million bits.

>>26017590
Add a clause where you lose ownership of my soul if you are found to have caused my death through direct action or negligence.

>>26017590

>Anon signs the contract
>For some reason after that, his days got a little more "hectic"
>it's like the world is trying to kill him now

>>26017590
>"Whaddya say Anon? Theres a lot of things you can do with a million bits."

Indeed.
I would buy you a reasonable haircut/manecut first.

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>>26017590
Sorry Kikelight Sprinkle
I know a jew when I see one

>>26017590
>signs it without a second thought
Now to answer the age old question
will anypony fuck me for literally a million bits? ;_;
/rope

>>26017590
Silly Purplesmart, I don't have a soul. I have already sold it to get to Equestria.

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>Tfw saw a vision of the golden ticket and I can relax and wait for death knowing everything will be fine now
Sucks for you, non believers

>>26017590
Are we going under the assumption that a 'soul'
is someone consciousness or separate from it?

>>26017590
>you won't mind selling me something that you don't even believe exists right?
For a 'smart pony', Twilight Sparkle, you sure are stupid. This really isn't the gotcha it sounds like.

Leaving aside the issue of whether or not I believe in souls, what comprises a soul, and whether ownership of souls can even be transferred in the first place (plus the means thereof), the fact remains that I have something you want. As you recognise that it is my property to begin with, the inherent title to the goods remains with me regardless whether I acknowledge existence or not.

As such, no matter what my opinion on the existence or non of souls is, the fact remains that you wish to purchase something of mine that you hold to be transferable asset. I'm perfectly entitled to refuse sale, as I'm likewise entitled to refuse to part with any other possession of mine, no justification needed. Especially not to *that* manecut.

>>26017924
That she wants it is obvious, otherwise she wouldn't be trying to buy it. But you not believing it exists is a good argument to decrease its value, making the million bits seem more valuable in comparison. This is called bargaining

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>>26017612
Perfectly acceptable. If I put it in, you'll take the deal right?

>>26017838
You'll find out someday.

>>26017924
Very well, enjoy not having a million bits then.

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>>26017590
Deal.
Too bad Twilight doesn't know the Illuminati already sold all human souls a long time ago.

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without a second though. I wonder if she's gonna grow a dik and raep mi soul when i'm ded?

>>26017986
Regardless of whether *I* believe it exists, *she* believes it exists, that it belongs to me, and that I can therefore sell it. The value of the goods isn't relevant: I just don't want to sell her anything, nor give a reason why.

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>>26017924
>not liking the manecut

I don't know Anon. It looks pretty good on those ponies.

>>26017590

"Ew, no. Weirdest marriage proposal yet, Sparklepuss."

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>>26018168
It's pretty sexy

>>26018168
You need some fashion sense, not a million bits.

Okay. I'll do it.

Who would even enforce this contract if you died? It doesn't matter if its legally binding if you are dead.

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>>26018996
The Lord.

>>26018996
It can't be legally binding, as it's impossible to enforce - or even determine what's been sold.

mfw people literally think 'it's in a contract so it's literally true forever and ever amen'

>>26018996
What if you sell your soul to multiple ponies so none of them get it?

>>26019116
This.
Most contracts are void when you die anyways.
Nothing of value lost.

A magical talking horse just asked me for my immortal soul. How could I possibly remain an atheist?

>>26019116
>>26019174
>Actually thinking your silly human rules apply in a magical word.

Literal retards, the both of you.

>>26020788
*World*
Yes I know I made a typo.

No it doesn't negate that you're still both fucking retarded.