ALL I WANTED WAS TO FUCK A PONY IN VR

>>26017294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tbZ1zPSbf4

>>26017294
>600 bucks
What the fuck facebook

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>All of these people who say they love their waifu
>Can't manage their finances to find any and all ways to be with them

It's not true love.

Also, PS VR will cost probably $200 less.

>>26017294
Yeah, if the possibility exists to fuck my waifu, I'll sell body parts. $600? Cake

>>26017294
How much you want to bet it only runs on Windows 10?

>>26017927
>100% this
I mean, people buy plushes for higher prices than this thing.
Now I must debate between getting a new gun, or getting a decent PC to get this.
Of course, one can always wait for the price to drop.
It's not like they haven't been without their waifu their whole life anyways.
They can wait longer

>>26017294
Relax, Anon. They just have to milk the early adopters while they can, to cover the cost of giving free shit to backers.

The price wars will begin soon.

>>26017294
All we need is a giant enemy crab, and we'd be back to the PS3 launch all over again.

Except that nothing decent will come of this.

>>26018007
Make the gun your waifu. Problem solved.

>>26018018
Nothing better than seeing two jews fighting for relevancy.

>>26018538
I have some semblance of standards, Anon.
I won't defile my firearms with my dick.
Or did you mean to ponify them?
Not sure how I feel about that...

>>26017294
Fucking pleb took already 400€ to the side

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If $600 is too much for you, there is a $6 alternative to see your waifu.

>>26018618
What? No. I meant just love your guns. Doesn't mean you have to put your dick in them.

>>26017294

>$599

RIIIIIIIDGE RACER!

>>26018618
>>26018923
I did see an AR mod with a fleshlight in the stock...

>>26019032
No, Anon. Please no.

>>26019032
Isn't there already a "fap device" from pornhub for sale?
Would be realy great to combine it with the vr headset

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>>26017294
>$599 US

I could buy one now, but I'll wait to see if the price drops or one of the competitors offers something better.

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Thank you STEM for the large amount of disposable income!

>>26017294
I'd wait to see what Steam VR has to offer. At least then you won't be potentially buttfucked by Facebook.

>>26017948
pretty much this, true love will surpass anything, even a severe lack of kidneys

>>26017294
>$599
>This price does not include tax and shipping
>Live in Ontario Canada where the dollar is about $.72 American, 15% or more in taxes + a random % towards a 'recycling fee'
>$25-$50 dollars in shipping which is also taxed
>MFW

>>26018618
>I won't defile my firearms with my dick
How can you call yourself a gun owner if you won't dick her chamber and lube the barrel, anon?

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>>26019663
forgot the pic

>Near $1500 koala bux.
jews, plz

>FIVE HUNDRED NINETY NINE U.S. DOLLARS

>>26017294
>>26019208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I60BhhL9H30

>>26020146
A man can dream...

>>26020146
This!
This is the future bitches need to learn theire place now that we are so close to something like this

>>26019663
Thats what you get for voting Liberal you idiot. Enjoy your ass rape in the name of environmentalism.

But hey! You elected a lesbian! Good on you for valuing human rights over common sense.

>>26020453
>Good on you for valuing human rights over common sense.
>supposedly an attempt at sarcasm

BWAHAHA, oh fuck me! That's the most deliciously retarded thing I've read in a very long time! Fuck!

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>>26017294
>2 months later than OP

>>26017294
599 us dollars
>599 us dollars
599 us dollars.

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>>26017927

I just want the sensor and headset tho

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>>26018007

>the current year
>not having sex with your rifle
>not gently inserting your penis into her ejector port, your gunfu giving a small click of anticipation as her safety slowly slides off
>not gently moving her charging handle back and forth before you slam a full, hard magazine into her
>not losing control and painting the walls, floor and innocent schoolchildren with her white-hot lead, your movements growing increasingly frantic as your own climax approaches
>not finally emptying yourself into her smoking machinery with a throaty moan, your white, sticky gun oil coating her stainless insides
>not collapsing beside her in your king-size bed, both of you as spent as the brass casings around you
>not leaning in and giving her barrel a deep, loving goodnight kiss, your fingers giving her trigger a reassuring squeeze

IT'S 2016, PEOPLE!

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>>26020763
Stop lying to yourself.

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>>26018538
don't you mean raifu?

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>>26017294
For the record, a cardboard and g3 does the job nicely

>>26019663
I know this feel, I also share that face.>>26019692

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>>26020574
There's an upper limit at which the idea of human rights becomes unreasonable. Remember there are people who think all humans have the right to food and shelter at others' expense even if the only thing holding them back is laziness.

>but it's the current year!

>>26017294
>the dev kit was cheaper
what I dont understand is the dev kit was basically early access with probably all the same features. so why was it so much cheaper

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>>26017629

>>26024382
Blame Facebook.
I bet those jews cranked the price up for no damn good reason except to milk extra cash from the desperate.
Don't fall for it, man. Wait for SteamVR.

>>26024404
Because steam are the good guys right go... guy.
hheheheh

>>26024404
To be honest I'm just going to wait to see what everyone does, then wait for some kid who gets one for his birthday to be fed up with it because it doesn't have call of duty so his parents put it on craigslist for dirt

>>26024410
We don't have very many options.
I don't much care for Valve nowadays, but they're still leagues above Facebook.
I haven't heard from the other VR manufacturers in a long ass time, so I'm assuming they're fucking dead. Our best bet is to take the lesser of the two evils.

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Oyyy, don't forget that you also need a 250$ gpu and a 300$ cpu for this to work on your pc.

>>26017294
Just pirate it m8

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>>26024607

>>26017294
>not waiting for a perfected onahole machine that has a maregina
>not waiting for the damn thing to get cheaper and refined
>not waiting for someone to create the pony fucking program
>doesn't know that facebook has to agree first for a program to be published so no porn for you
Enjoy your piece of shit

>>26017294
I'll pay you $599.00 to be my boyslut for a couple of weeks.

Duties to include.

>Gobbling my cock and/or balls.
>Taking it up the booty.
>Being my little spoon.
>Walking my dogs for me.
>Perhaps getting fucked by my dogs for my entertainment.
>Feeding me peeled grapes while fanning me with a large palm leaf and calling me, "your imperial majesty."

>>26019663
>Live in Canada
JUST

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>>26020763
I am fine with that as long as I get to fuck with rainbow dash

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>>26017294
Does anyone know if the Oculus is any good for the anons who have to wear glasses? Does it clamp down on your eyes or is there SOME breathing space?

>>26023072
how does this even work?

>>26024882
I think some give space for glasses, but others actually offer adjustable lenses so you can use them without glasses.

>>26018732
Or you will see the devil. Either way you will have sex.

741€ in France...

There's no way I'm giving that much to those Jews

>>26025065
Vive will be churning out their sets soon, with GLORIOUS CHINESE PRODUCTION POWER

>>26022301
No. Rifle is for shooting and gentle cuddles of a non-sexual variety only

>>26025087
ah yes, the Lyra School of Affection

Just wait for the vive. It's made by valve and will be cheaper. Probably better too.

>>26025065
Do you want to have sex with your waifu or not?

>>26017294
Tulpas are free. And the Oculus Rift is the Xbox Kinect of 2015.

>>26025169
This is 4chan. No one here has the attention span to into tulpas

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>>26025673
Jackie Chan pls

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>>26024899
kek

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>>26017972
that's the real test of how much you love your husbando/waifu.

>>26017927
there's barely games or good videos of my waifu top begin with what if i payed 600$ for nothing.

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>>26017294
Hmmm. Well ain't that some shit. Fuck Zuckerjew.

>>26017294


Facebook bought it. What did you think was going to happen after that? It'll only run with windows/mac and post shit like

>anon deposited 0.59ml of cum in Rainbow Dash in waifu-stimulator™

on your now mandatory facebook wall.

>>26026094
Then just make a fake account.

>Christopher Poole just came inside Spectral Flash twice! Recieved 600,000 likes

>>26024789


>peeling grapes


No thanks.

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>>26026094
Still be worth it to see this anatomically correct in full 3d combined with Glove One and Bad Dragon horse pussy

Try using google cardboard first. Then decide whether it's worth it.

>>26026126


I just see them managing to crap over it all to protect their brand.

>facebook promoting bestiality with game


I'm waiting to on the competitors offerings or just literally invent ponies.

>>26026155
>invent ponies
Study hard for that engineering degree, Anon! I believe in you!

>>26026335


All I need is some seed, radiation and a willing mare.

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>>26017294
We cant even get a fucking dogmeat reskin for fallout. We will never get anybody to make a good AI pony vr game There is that social mmo game thing but i'm not cybering with some dude.