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Friends Forever #24 (Rarity/Gilda) storytimed here!
>>26011235

Given her own knowledge and research, it wouldn't be surprising if Zecora knew more about the circumstances of the origins of Equestria and Hearth's Warming better than most ponies, but it also seems unlikely that she herself would share the tradition. At least, zebras appear to be from beyond Equestria, so a holiday rooted in the country's beginnings seems unlikely to have been quite so widely practiced. But they might, too, at that- there's just too much that remains a mystery about those striped ones. Zecora might keep her own holiday tradition at winter.

In that, she'd still fit right in.

>>26007333
Previous thread.
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Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

OH SNAP MLPG, IT'S TIME TO DRAW!

To kick off the new year, let’s have some fun and draw the intro to the show that’s keeping us on this wild ride: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! We are looking for some good fashioned QUALITY here so, regardless of your tools or skill level, feel free to join! For examples of what we’re going for, please see the links below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZZd10L68_0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VT8Xp1RgbY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyoW1W5HUnw

Submission guidelines and other information can be found here: http://mlpg.co/art/res/15565.html
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I want to touch the stallion
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Fluttershy wants a hug.
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The humanmares are playing crappy pop punk again.
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>>26013239
She gets a gentle nudge with a yard-stick.
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>>26013244
I'd pump her whammy bar
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>>26012944
So is stram still happening, or?
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STRAM HAS RETURNED

https://derpy.me/945ka

TAKE THIS PICTURE AS AN APOLOGY
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>>26013257
Mares don't have whammy bars Anon
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>>26013276
STRAM
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>>26013247
I'd hug Fluttershy.
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>>26013306
Dreams if bulbous colts.
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>>26013366
It's hug time Fluttershy
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>>26013366
okay
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>>26013366
No, go back to bed.
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>>26013277
Then what do you call THIS?!
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>>26013283
Roses ponies were always so happy, she gave all her happiness to the ponies. Now all she has left is sad and lust for panda betas.
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That's a unicorn horn, Twilight.
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Spitfire can't melt steel beams.
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>>26013374
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>>26013398
Are you calling Twilight horny?
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>>26013418
>OH DEAR LORD MY WINGS FELL OFF
>AND MY SKIN
>NOT THIS NIGHTMARE AGAIN!
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CuteOCs
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>>26013417
but she can fry an egg
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>>26013431
That's not how you drink water pony.
That's not even close to how you drink water.
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>>26013431
allrighty then!
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>>26013435
the upper left one is pretty close to how you drink water
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>>26013441
She's testing her gag reflex on that bottle.
And her tongue is like, way out there. It's completely unsealed her mouth.
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327 days to go!
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>>26013448
Come back to bed.
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>>26013448
Are you counting down until when you stop holding in your poop?
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>>26013437
I said cute OCs not hot ones
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>>26013455
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>>26013445
yeah, but she'll get some water down her throat
that's close
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>>26013448
[citation needed]
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>>26013448
GET THE FUCK FLARPING
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ONE YEAR
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>>26013481
>flarping
fatal larping?
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>>26013487
what the fuck is homestuck
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>>26013490
That's from homestuck? I actually just posted the first thing that went through my mind
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>>26013458
You know what?
Twilight is kinda cute sometimes.
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DJ Acid Sleeping bag
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>>26013495
http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Flarp
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equestria from space? why aren't you working on the mlpg draws project?
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>>26013503
I immediately though of anon crawling into her prolapsed rectum, like a big green squishy sleeping bag
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>>26013510
>why aren't you working on the mlpg draws project?

Because I don't draw things...
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>>26013522
That's what I had in mind
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>>26013497
>sometimes
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>>26013510
I planned to start later today

>>26013528
Check the thread, drawing skills are not necessarily required as seen by the examples from other show openings. It's just about having fun.
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>>26013497
>sometimes
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>>26013528
You should do it anyway, it'll be fun!
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>>26013497
>sometimes
Faggot she's always cute
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>>26013538
>>26013548
Yes.
As in not all of the time
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>>26013565
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>Yandere filly said doesn't like you talking to that whore.
"She's the cashier. I'm buying you lunch."
"Whatever."
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>/vr/-tan tries to make a joke birthday gift for /co/nrad.
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>>26013565
>the book only has two pages
>the first page says "FUCKING"
>the second page says "HUGE"
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>>26013497
>sometimes
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https://derpibooru.org/1060587
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>>26013606
>"Why does it say "HUGE FUCKING?"
>"I don't get it."
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>All these people thinking Twilight is cute 100% of the time

I am constantly reminded I am surrounded by people with terrible taste in everything.
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>>26013632
Twilight you are literally the dumbest fucking pony I know.
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>>26013662
That's because she is
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Colts
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>>26013510
>why aren't you working on the mlpg draws project?
drawing ponies is for losers
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>>26013592
I bet /co/nrad secretly likes it.
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>>26013510
I already finished my submission
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>>26013669
This is too much purple.
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>>26013683
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>>26013686
>finished my submission
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>>26013669
Twilight is gross.
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>>26013702
But I did
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>>26013706
>Twilight is gross.
eeyup
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pony rides the human
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>>26013756
In the butt?
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>>26013761
non-sexually
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>>26013766
Non-sexually in the butt?
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>>26013769
I wnat to touch eyebrows with Moondancer
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>>26013794
>rara will never hoofsies you prostate
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>>26013795
Hooves don't belong in buttholes, anon.
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>>26013794
Lyra is such an adorable little blast of energy, isn't she?
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>>26013799
She is a very cute and happy pony
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>>26013799
She has to be with all the shit her life partner puts her under.
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>>26013807
Anon please, Lyra loves her little grumpy ponyfriend
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>>26013814
Of course she loves her friend, it's been apparent.
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>>26013814
Sweetie Drops is not a grumpy pony. She just acts grumpy while under cover as part of her "Bon Bon" identity. She is actually a sweet and energetic pony too.
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>>26013807
>her life partner
*her clam slam partner
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>>26013843
*Her All you can Eat Clam Bake Barista.
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>>26013834
Please don't blow her cover, anon
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>>26013787
I want to rub my beard against her eyebrows.
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>>26013858
I want Sweetie Drops to capture and tie me up because I am a monster.
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BIG ADVENTURE
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>>26013875
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>>26013858
I'll blow her anytime I want
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>>26013875
Big adventure!
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I want to be the little filly.
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>>26013875
Powered by pizza.
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>>26013888
>They dig ginat robots.jpg
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I want to be the extremely large filly.
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>>26013914
Silly anon, you can't change sex! That's just silly!
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>ordered some plushies
>they were supposed to be delivered on monday next week
>it changed to friday this week
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>>26013875
>Initiating FTL-boom
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>>26013959
What kind of plushies did you get?
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>>26013967
A Vinyl, a Derpy and a NMM
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>>26013959
Your nights will last forever.
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>>26013972
Why is NMM so fucking cute?
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>>26013971
That's nice. I just have a 4de Twilight since I don't think I could justify having more pony merch than I have already. Plus she fits comfortable on my bed, so I don't have to stand her up on a shelf or anything.
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>>26013984
>4de Twilight
I'm kinda jealous
I'd love to get one, but I couldn't justify the shipping cost
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>>26013984
Do you have some pictures of it?
I'd like to compare it to my Twilight
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>Today is Cuddle Up Day
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>>26014000
>comparing ponies
u-unf
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>>26014000
I didn't, but I stood her up next to a bunch of the other ponies for comparison for you.
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>>26014019
Damn, that's a nice plushie
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>>26014019
I like 5 hour energy pony.
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God damn I love this pony
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THE PONIES ARE REVOLTING
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>>26013381
>>26013398
She was Twilight Flopple in Bridle Gossip, anon.
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>>26013624
She'll lose her wings and her crown will be wreck and ruin and be snap in half and be replaced with the Elements of Harmony tiara in Season 6.
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Have you ever sang to your friends, MLPG?
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>>26014139
>Does this sweet tuft remind you of anything?
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>>26014139
I sang with them, does that count?
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Lesbians are literally the best.
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>>26014180
ay lmao
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>>26014180
The highlights on their eyelashes make them look like opened eyes.
Which looks super fucking weird.
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>>26014180
Pretty much the only the gay rights movements have going for them.
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>>26014180
Broken ankle.
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POST FLUSTERED PONK
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POST UGLY PONK
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Filly wants an H-Bomb for her birthday.
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>>26014272
Size?
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>fillies
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>>26014278
How big their horsecock is
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>>26014277
Bad filly
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>>26014277
I'll give filly the H-Bomb if you know what I mean
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>>26014277
show up to filly's birthday and say she's one HELL of a sight

shoot finger guns

take off shades to reveal second pair underneath

turn and smile gleam at the camera
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>>26014310
You always call the animation "menacing" but there's never any kanji randomly
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>>26014310
I want to pinch her cheeks
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>>26014330
I'm too lazy to edit it myself
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>>26014346
she uh
doesn't look to eager
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>Pinkie Pie is sparing you.
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>>26014429
>Pinkie Pie is sparring with you
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>>26014429
>>26014439
Pinkie Pie is spaying you
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>>26014455
>Pinkie Pie is spraying you
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>>26014429
[FIGHT]
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>>26014513
hot glue when?
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Don't you want to be the pretty earth mare cooking up great food for everbody? Or be a reclusive Zebra and lay curses on the population?

http://mlpg.co/v/res/2540.html#q2829
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>>26014516
You could always make it yourself and post it in the hotglue general on /trash/.
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>>26014535
>Don't you want to be the pretty earth mare cooking up great food for everbody?
YES
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>>26014608
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>Eye contact does not cause pregnancy.
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>>26014608
Do those glasses even have lenses?
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Heart eyes do not indicate romantic or sexual attraction.
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>>26014662
of course not

thats blushing
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>>26014704
Anon please
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>>26014704
>>26014711
its happening
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>>26014704
The majority of the time, blushing indicated other things.
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>>26014704
>>26014711
>>26014718
blushy little ponies
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tell me a pony joke, i need a laff
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>>26014746
Fluttershy
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>>26014662
What cartoons have you been watching?
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>>26014750
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>>26014742
>>26014743
Rararathread starts NOW.
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>>26014756
I would probably die a little inside if I saw Flutterbutter cry.
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>>26014757
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Drinking Princess EA's milk
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https://derpiboo.ru/1060028
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>Suri
>Coco
>Starlight
>Rarity
2016 IS FUCKING SAVED
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see this

what do
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>>26014811
Hug
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>>26014811
Cuddle
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>>26014811
Cuddle
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>>26014811
Boop
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>>26014808
oh man i want a coco

how do i get one in an autism-free way
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>>26014811
Roast.
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>>26014825
Go in and order a kids meal for your daughter.
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>>26014825
Go into mcdonalds and ask to see which of the my little pony toys they have each week.

Seriously, that's anti-autistic.
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>>26014838
they laugh at me because i look too young to be a father and also who'd fuck me

what do
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>>26014765
You'll have to learn to cope anon, she cries a lot

she's a sensitive pony
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>>26014852
>what do
Become a father with a daughter, goto probStart.
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>>26013780
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>>26014808
>penk
>flutts
>renba
>twala
>rarara
>and secondary characters

ha ha oh wow

but seriously, why is applejack so rarely featured in merch/ads
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>>26014808
Do they really need TWO Fluttershys?
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>>26014865
i would like to adopt a filly daughter

where can i get one
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>>26014808
>inb4 Germany never gets them
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>>26014808
That's Rarity? From the ant-size I thought it was Coloratura
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>>26014847
Fucking this.
Do it a few times and you'll stop feeling any shame.

Just ask which my little pony toys they have right now.
The person at the counter will go over and look at what they got in the Happy Meal bin.
They'll show you because they can't be bothered to know the names and the numbers are meaningless.

When they show you them tell them if you want them and how many you want (I collect three of each; one for me, one for my sister and one to sell later.).

If you don't want anything you can either just shrug and fucking leave or buy a drink or a shake or something.
>>
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Have you worked towards your New Year Resolutions?
It's been just shy of a week.
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>>26014918
Yes
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>>26014918
I've had no caffeine, have been drinking 10 cups of water every day, kept my sleep schedule on track, and have only masturbated twice.
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>>26014876
Applejack is the blank canvas for imagination of kids. Or at least decently close to it.

Not very popular nowadays.
Better to piggyback off some fandom popular BG ponies.
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>>26014942
Kill yourself
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>>26014808
Anyone know how much the set normally costs if you just ask them for it?
Or do some stores have some and others have the rest?
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>>26014918
Yes, all except one.
Get turned into a diamond dog bitch and go on a rape spree in Equestria.
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>>26014940

>and have only masturbated twice.

>tfw I've jerked it about 8+ times now

Send help. Please.
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>>26014957
Well, there's still time. You have 51 weeks left.
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>>26014953
They usually sell the toys for $1.50 each and get 2 each week so you'd need to go in every week for a month and spend about $16 with tax.
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>>26014918
Didn't make any.

Why fill my life with even more disappointment and shame?
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>>26014976
Sounds good. Thanks Anon.
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>>26014953
The average McDonald's will only have 2 available at a time. They normally come in boxes each week or so, 2 toys at a time. Where I'm at there's about $2. So I think the price varies depending on loacation (like anywhere). If you happen to arrive on a good day they might have 3 or 4 available.

They go in order, toy1& 2, toy 3&4, etc. A few McDonald's in my area (southern Missouri) go out of order intentionally.
SOME McDonald's have a customer satisfaction box that has a sampling of all of them for just this kind of situation (a McDonald's toy collector). But the ones that do will do their damndest to not open it so they can send it back and get their money back at the end of the toy month.

Unless you get really fucking lucky you'll have to make multiple trips to multiple McDonald's to get them all.
Consider it a game. If you get more than one of each, you could try selling the second set next year to recoop some of your money. They'll get around $5-6 buck each on eBay. Unopened sells more obviously.
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>>26014879
I hope you never hug a pony. I swear I do.
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>>26014909
>Do it a few times and you'll stop feeling any shame.
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Milk the pony.
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>>26014918
I already failed mine
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>>26014961
>Mr. Anon told us that you asked for hel- OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! Nurse, bring me the saw. We have to amputate.
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>>26014918
Didn't make any, but I started back at classes after a long break and I doubt I'd be able to look at my Twilight plushie the same at night if I started slipping on those.
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>>26014989
There's still time!

You could pick up a hobby, lose a few pounds, do a cartwheel, anything!
You're only getting closer to dying; you might as well accomplish something this year.
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>>26014918
I haven't started drawing ponies yet, so no.
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>>26015031
What kind of person can't do a cartwheel?
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>>26013239
That'll be seven bits.
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>>26015023
It's pretty funny how much Twilight affects people.
Which makes it all the more sad that she's not real... at least in a sapient variety.

>>26015034
Pop some great music and draw a pony reading a book, then.
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>>26015016
Get back on that horse! You can still do it 98% of the year!

>>26015041
A pudgy horse.

>>26015034
DO THE FUCKING PROMPT
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>>26015031
I'm already doing stuff.

I just feel like making it a resolution would be bad luck.
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>>26014248
We need more flustered ponies.
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>>26015056
The effect she has on me is real enough if it helps me through my classes.
I heard calc II is pretty tough compared to the other maths, so I'll take all the motivation I can get.
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>>26015057
>You can still do it 98% of the year!

Maybe tomorrow
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>>26015095
I don't really know what calc II contains because I don't live in Burgerstan, but if http://tutorial.math.lamar.edu/Classes/CalcII/CalcII.aspx is correct, it's a bit less than what I did in my first semester
You should be fine
>>
Which filly is the cutest?
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>>26015095
>The effect she has on me is real enough if it helps me through my classes.

Never said she didn't, quite the contrary.
Heck, I often have her as a "study buddy," so does a lot of people (>pic related).
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>>26015137
Rumble
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>>26015155
>tfw
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I love her and i'm not even a nerd
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>>26015137
rumble
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>>26015155
>>26015198
I'd do the same if I could draw a good Twilight at all or something other than focus on the lecture.
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Is this filly for sexual?
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>>26015221
Same. I'm a borderline normie and a hardcore sports fan pls no bully
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>>26015230
>or something other than focus on the lecture.

Shitty lecturer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHLmSkeqmrY
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>>26015271
No, it's just my habit when in the classroom. Keeps me focused.
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>>26015260
I'm a normie and an alcoholic
>sports
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>>26015286
u foking wot m8 i'll hook u rite in the gabber u cheeky little cunt
>>
Stallion has changed his name to Stefonknee.
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>>26015290
Dork should nerd weeb.
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>>26015278
So you focus on the lecture by scribbling pictures into your notebook?

I don't follow.
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>>26015313
I'm the one that wished he could draw, but seeing as I haven't put any time into it can't do anything worthwhile. I wouldn't be able to anyway since I focus on the lecture.
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>>26015299
not scrunchy enough
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>>26015310
I love that dork and I want to protect her.
The purple one can fuck off.
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>>26015299
I only like football
>>
https://derpibooru.org/images/1060932
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>>26015325
Aha! That makes loads more sense.

Thanks for clearing that up.
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>>26015327
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>>26015330
>being this pleb
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>>26015350
>do the thing
>no
>cmon, twily do it
>fine
*scrunch*
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>>26015352
Forgot pic
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>>26015328
Me too, anon.

Me too.
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>>26015352
what
I have little interest in sports unless i'm drunk anyway, I only watch the raiders because I live in oakland
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>not watching competitive juggling
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https://derpibooru.org/1060752
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MLPG cuddle pile
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>>26015378
i just saw a picture of pregnant moondancer and it made me angry for some reason
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>>26015399
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>>26015399
i will join that pile if there is atleast 1 girl or horse in there
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>>26015410
she's all the way on the bottom
you're gonna have to dig
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>>26015399
That's so gay I can't even think of the right words to properly describe it.
>>
anyone have the picture of a guy with a giant lyra plushie and he says this is my girlfriend now

i could have sworn i just saw it but now i cant find it to save
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>>26015425
well how do you say gay in filly?
>>
Foal cuddle pile
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>>26015382
All the best shortstack and nerd girl traits plus suicidal depression and guilt.
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>>26015410
half of the pile is girls, they just have dicks.
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>>26015445
>>
Why are you so attached to ponies?
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>>26015454
They're cute
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>>26015425
Just think of all the soft squishy bodys~
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>>26015454
because she got into the super glue
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>>26015290
i have no idea who this character is and have never played the game

but i have fapped to her twice and added her to my waifu harem
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>>26015399
I'm in
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>>26015454
I love huge dicks.
>>
I was so confused, the general hyper index was linking to a star wars mlp general thread and i was in there trying to figure out what the hell happened to mlpg.
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>>26015369
>raiders
>oakland

Not for long
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>>26015410
There is only a stallion
>>
https://static1.e621.net/data/7a/76/7a7684f79c914b63f52033e20ff323d1.png

unf
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you can always tell when a pony borrows one of your articles of clothing because they always cut holes in them for their wings and horns and such
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>>26013248
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>>26015498
I HATE WHEN PONIES TAKE MY ARTICLES OF CLOTHING AND CUT HOLES IN THEM FOR THEIR EARS AND HORNS
>>
I'm in love
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>>26015330
Yeah it figures she'd be a raiders fan. Al Davis would've blew another first round draft pick on a fast nothing like her. God, I hate being a ninersfag, I wish our management would die, too.
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Initiating slut mode
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>>26015542
Slut filly is best filly
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>>26015550
No
Filled filly is best filly
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what was your first pony fap of 2016


i dont remember mine it was probably something gay or with rarity
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>>26015561
Fucking crossdressing caramel and braeburn.
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>>26015561
the saddle up train comic
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>>26015524
She's trash
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>>26015561
Fillies and colts
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>>26015593
i lost it when they announced bigmac was flaring up
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>>26015604
You're trash
>>
>>26015561
pony plot
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>>26015561
Some rl horseporn. You fags probably wouldn't be interested.
>>
forced
cowification
https://e621.net/post/show/753257/animal_humanoid-bovine-breast_expansion-breasts-ca
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>>26015439
Don't forget her sweaty cloaca.
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>>26015642
>>>/trash/
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>>26015642
hi saine
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>>26015631
that's where you're wrong
>>
SAINE
STRAM!
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>>26015561
Luna's impossibly large ass and ponut
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>>26015631
I'm not interested, but why would you possibly think no one here would be interested?
An actual horsefucking tutorial used to get posted here. Some people went nuts when they discovered the zoophile equivalent of youtube.
>>
>>26015468
We have something in common then
>>
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Happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday dear anon...
happy birthday to me.

Hope you guys like this MMDW I drew last night
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>>26015767
I like thing
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>>26015767
Happy Birthday Ashtoneer!
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Welp.
Now you can have foam helmets for your plush ponies.

So... Anyone up to make a royal guard armor extension for their plushie?
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>>26015767
Happy birthday! I like it, too.
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>>26015767
Happu AWhlh
Whmmu Mu!
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>>26015813
I never saw that helmet on the show.
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>>26015767
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>>26015767
Happy Bday.
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>>26015842
Geez, anon.
I couldn't care less about FoE, either but that's not what matters here.

It's actually the concept that's interesting.
Especially if an amateur is capable of pulling it off.
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>>26015780
What IS that
It hurts my eyes
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>>26015912
It's actually the Happy Birthday song, just arranged differently
It hurts my eyes too
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>>26015912
>>
>>26015813
Nah
I'd rather have a royal guard plushie with pajama "armor"
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>>26015935
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>>26015935
>remove cattle from stage
>release the penguins
Every time
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>>26015935
>purposefully unplayable music
That's just boring
>>
twily is at it again

https://e621.net/post/show/800131

i tell ya, no sense of right and wrong
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>>26015973
>arranged by accident
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>>26015780
>>26015812
>>26015821
>>26015822
>>26015858
>>26015868
Thank you guys
>>
napple napple napple napple napple napple
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really big horse dicks
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>"Hey, what are you gonna do today?"
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>>26016094
ALL the foals.
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>>26016094
Beat off and go to work, probably
What's it to you
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>>26016076
The Cinco napple?
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>>26016094
go to class and maybe golf after
definitely nothing with Pinkie
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>>26016073
what site do you post your stuff in
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>>26016115
this would sound like the perfect life in equestria
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>>26016093
Stallion boyfriends with really big horse dicks
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>>26016131
If I had to stay human, I think my dream Equestria job would be jerking off stallions
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>>26016166
you cant just set up a jack off stand in the middle of town
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>>26016157
Stallion cuddle pile with really big horse dicks
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>>26016178
>>26016157
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>>26016178
Nice warm stallions all around, being able to rub all those throbbing horsecocks and swollen, heavy nuts
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>>26016170
Says you
if I got to be a unicorn it would be a cock enlargement booth and the blowjobs would just be a bonus
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LONG cute EARS
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the fillies got into your fridge again
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>>26016170
>put horse semen in vials
>sell them off as potions
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>>26016232
she's like a ponbunny
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>>26016118
I'm assuming you mean my art, in that case just search "ashtoneer" on derpibooru, zip don't have an account there but people post my art there who follow me on DA. Here's some other links

http://ashtoneer.deviantart.com
http://ashtoneer.tumblr.com
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>>26016232
Shiny cute braces
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>>26016235
>you make no attempt to label or categorize them
>all of your customers tell you their purchases did exactly what they wanted and they couldn't be happier
>you're pretty sure you've sold at least one stallion his own product
>>
>>26016258
Your OC is pretty qt
>>
>>26016258
Are you gonna do the intro redraw thing too?
>>
2filly
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>>26016202
Transformation into a little colt in the stallion pile
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>>26016304
LMAO
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2015 is gone and moondancer is out

we need a new diaper pony now and i vote for dj acid
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>>26016329
LMAO
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>>26016232
>>
>>26016329

>>>/trash/419534
>>>/trash/833911
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>>26016329
GTFO
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>>26014808
Clearer image of those toys just showed up for any of you that care.
>>
>>26016382
What the fuck is Buttonbelle
>>
>>26016394
Applejack's replace
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>>26016382
>buttonbelle
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>>26016394
>She is named Buttonbelle in some merchandise.
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Suri_Polomare

Wonder how stuff like that happens.
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If a pony made soup for you then you'd have some right?
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>>26016394
Suri.

Ponies just have preferred names like normal people have preferred pronouns.
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>>26016410
Yes
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Please don't corrupt the ponies' purity.
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>>26016329
Why can't you put a character I don't love in a diaper for a change?
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https://derpiboo.ru/1061031
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>>26016410
Maybe, I'm not really a soup person.
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>>26016415
That pony is nowhere near as hot as Suri
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>>26016415
Oh, okay
I would let her tell me jokes
I laugh at pretty much anything
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Best Filly
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>>26016280
Porn just got drawn of her
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>>26016447
Link?
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>>26016382
All my friends are here
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>>26016417
I feel like rock soup shouldn't count
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>>26016463
http://d00mf1sh.tumblr.com/image/136760960078
Have fun with it
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>>26016447
r34 strikes again
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>>26016382
>Coco Pommel
ugh
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>>26015561
It's been a week, how can I remember?
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>>26016509
>rape
Eh
Drawing rape porn of someone else's OC is super weird, but I guess as long as you like it
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>>26015561
Probably something involving futa ponies on fimfiction.
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>>26016528
Fuck. You.
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You caught your colt drawing porn of you.
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These two...

Why is Rarity so shippable?
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>>26016509
>rape
still pretty unf tho
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>>26016564
hnnnng
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>>26016564
That's super qt
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Collect the foals
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>>26016609
Protect the foals
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SAINESTRAM WHEN
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>>
>>26016564
Ever since Rarity investigates aired I've been questioning Squigglekicker's place as best ship
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>>26016609
What happens when you collect em all?
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>>26016632
*vacuum horse noises*
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>>26016637
*sexualized foal noises*
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>>26016632
I've really started liking Shining Armor
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>>26016637
*ominous latin chanting*
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>>26016637
You can fuse them together to make the mega filly
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>>26016564
i love this guy, he really knows how to write rarity. i am the leader of the mlpg rarity club so i can tell when someone does rarity right.
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>>26016665
But there was a colt in there...
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>>26016692
all will be part of the megafilly in the end
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>>26016685
I've seen the best ever characterization of Rarity in a fanfic
>sets fire to the royal court because her social standing has just been royally fucked beyond all possible recovery and she might as well tack some infamy on top of that
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>>26016665
>>26016692
>>26016699
This is just like in my Japanese mangas
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>>26016564
These are super cute and all, but it doesn't feel like Rarity. She acts too much like a manic pixie.
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>>26016656
I've liked him and Taffymane since the wedding and I'm glad more people like them now.

I would kill for an episode that was just about him and his wife.
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>>26016632
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>>26016714
>not just reading the comics (before they got shit)
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>>26016535
>>26016566
I'm asking him to change it to something a lil more legal, like "hatefuck" or something to make it consensual. Rape clop makes me feel wrong so yah
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>>26016714
That would be pretty great
>adventure episode
>princess costanza has to do all the adventuring because SA is too much of a dweeb
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>>26016727
So I can't have an episode about the second best couple because they've already had a comic?
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>>26016757
Pretty much, yeah. Comics fill in the gap that episodes don't.
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>>26016713
I think you don't understand what shipping is or how it works, anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tc7MH5ZXbg

Go read that fanfic which ships RD with a sink and you shall be enlightened.
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>>26016731
>clop
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>>26016762
Like, are you saying each character is only entitled to one episode or comic or something?
I really don't get it.
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>>26016781
No, I'm saying that comics are there in order to tell stories that the episodes either can't, or won't.
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Well, is it true?
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>>26016614
Elect the foals
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>>26016789
And they usually do bad at it. The show pretty much rebooted itself anyways, so they're gonna start including more stuff
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You ever notice how relationships are 100% monogamous among ponies and how the show establishes that herds and other degenerate forms of relationships don't happen among ponies?
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>>26016792
They used to be, but stopped when they shat out a kid.
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>>26016757
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>>26016710
that sounds SUPER shitty
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>>26016789
So instead of never getting an episode about their teenage years you're saying because we got a comic about their teenage years Shining Armor and Taffybutt will never ever have an episode as long as MLP is on the air?

Is this what you're telling me?
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>>26016811
>herds and other degenerate forms of relationships
>degenerate
woah there
they are not degenerate forms of relationships for animals
for the human society, sure
for a fictitious race analogous to the human society, definitely
but not all sapient life must have just monogamy
maybe some fuckoff alien has something completely different and it totally works for them
so stop alienshaming alright they did nothing wrong
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>>26016820
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>>26016830
But it made me gigglesnort like thirty times
And nothing has been able to make me do that beforehand
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>>26016831
I think he's just the local dude angry about the comics.
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>>26016855
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>>26016831
There's never going to be an episode with SHINY and Pinkass at university establishing their relationship, that's for sure.
It's much more likely that they will meet completely differently
It's even more likely that there will be just like one or two lines in the next season that completely throw that entire comic out the window
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>>26016811
>>26016844
Herd is just a word used for certain types of animals all hanging out in the same area.

Crowd, gaggle, flock, throng, etc. All basically the same thing.
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>>26016876
Yeah, but well, most herd animals don't really depend on monogamy. Rather, they depend on polygamy with the stronger male just removing other male's semen.
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>>26016858
He's giving me an excuse to post Shiny and Cadance so I'm not complaining.
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>>26016876
I'm talking about the fetishized shit cosmo thinks makes sense.

Like Rumble not only growing up to be huge but also Rumble having like 7 girlfriends.
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>>26016637
>>
I'm in love with a blue pony.
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>>26016870
>There's never going to be an episode with SHINY and Pinkass at university establishing their relationship, that's for sure.


You must feel really smart for realizing this.
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>>26016911
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>>26016900
I'm sure two would be more than enough
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>>26016916
What?
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>>26016911
And I'm in love with a red one.

We're enemies now.
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>>26016919
I really like Minuette
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>>26016924
What are you confused about.
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Would you still love your waifu, even if they were a male centaur?
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>>26016923
Ponies are monogamous.
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>>26016934
What?
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>>26016900
How do you know i think it makes sense?

I can't make sense of a lot of things. But i know a lot of nonsensical things can make for good pictures
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>>26016929
That pony would eat you.
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Reminder that we had Weird Al on the show simply because one person kept making polka pmvs
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>>26016938
I want that taur to do things to me
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PONECRAFT WHEN
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>>26016911
hey me too
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>>26016959
Hey NERD
>>26014535
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>>26016959
warcraft or starcraft or minecraft
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>>26016971
the most autistic of them all
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>>26016964
>skype
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>>26016979
SURE LET ME JUST PROGRAM AN OPEN SOURCE COMMUNICATION CLIENT REAL QUICK
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I need to eat first, just hoping I finish this today.
http://i.imgur.com/nBmgB2s.png
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>>26016964
>skype
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>>26014116
oh wow

it's a shoe

nice
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>>26016986
yeah because a million ones don't already exist
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>>26016991
Tongue piercing unf
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>>26016900
>tfw you find out an artist is actually a fetish shitposter
bad feel
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>>26016978
so starcraft?
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He was able to turn it into consensual bdsm
http://d00mf1sh.tumblr.com/image/136763664003
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>>26016946
I'd be down for that.

As long as I can eat her first.
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>>26016997
>>26016979
>>26017006
>tfw ponecraft won't have any callus chewers
The best feel
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>>26016979
>>26016997
Dorks.
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>>26017006
sure, let me just install a million different clients that no one else is using and may or may not be available on my mobile device
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>>26017016
I'll come along when it's finally released anyway.
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>>26016991
>needs more dogs.jpg
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>>26017012
Nice
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>>26017023
If it makes a difference, the custom code for all the ponecraft specific stuff is up on github
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>>26016991
Shit like this is exactly why everyone wants you banned.
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>>26017030
But I fucking hate github.
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>>26017033
(You)
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>>26017027
LOL IT LOOKS LIKE A DICK!
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>>26017033
I don't want him banned
I just want him to go back to using his old name so I don't have to update my filter
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>>26017006
>>26017020
it doesn't even have to be open source, literally anything is better than skype
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>>26016991
You know, that just isn't appealing at all.
And I'm into dogs, knotting, bestiality and all that terrible stuff.
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>>26017015
I don't know if you can she's kinda big
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>>26017044
>literally anything is better than skype
except that everyone who matters is already on skype

and literally the only thing that matters with a communication client is who you can use it with

so get fucked
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>>26017033
Really I just wish dog dicks didn't creep me out.
I can go either way on the rape stuff
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>>26017049
>tfw there will never be futa rr x futa rosemary
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>>26017053
>and literally the only thing that matters with a communication client is who you can use it with
Ignorance is bliss, isn't it?
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>>26017053
>all my normie friends use skype so that means it's good
it's like I'm literally on /g/
just because you're too lazy to use anything else (discord for example, you dont even need to install anything because there's a web client) doesn't mean there aren't better alternatives
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>>26016911

But which one anonymous

which one
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>>26017024
I'll add more once I am done eating.

>>26017046
Uhhmm... Can you point out what is not appealing?
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>>26017069
You're trying to force reason into a conformist normie, Anon. This battle's already been lost.
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>>26017069
>you dont even need to install anything because there's a web client
Skype's got one, too, now
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>>26017058
>there will never be RR x futa Rosemary x Lewd princess
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>>26017080
no you don't understand
skype is the devil
it can never be used in any circumstances for any reason or purpose
ever
never ever

how dare you even mention skype
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>>26016991
Give her the drugs
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>>26016991
at one point you should draw them knotting a pony in the other hole
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PRINCESS SHINING ARMOR NEEDS YOUR HELP

does this dress make his butt look fat
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How greasy do you like your sluts?
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>>26017074
I don't know, I just don't find anything about it appealing at all. Nothing has any real size or heft to it. The dog dicks are incredibly tiny relative to their full body size, the ponies are tiny and fragile and don't have any curves. Maybe I'm just too lost, and shouldn't be criticizing cartoon pony fetish porn in the first place.
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>>26017111
no, his butt looks very nice in that dress
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>>26017082
>lewd princess
Stopped giving a shit there.
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>>26017117
No one's saying you can't, just so long as you don't start claiming you're always right
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>>26017082
>so many different positions
>so many possibilities
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>>26017064
go on
explain to me the benefit of using a chat client that no one else is on

what barren wasteland would you propose we use
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>>26017088
>>26017139
>willingly using a mediocre chat client with ads and shilling it online for free
I usually avoid using the C word but I feel tempted
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>>26016991
my dick is diamonds
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>>26017131
How can anyone be always right when discussing something so incredibly subjective as porn?
Except for LMJ, he is always wrong
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>>so many possibilities
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>>26017139
why are you taking this so personally
like
did skype save your life or something
I'd get that
like calling the hospital over skype or something
but come on
it's just a below even mediocre quality chat client that survives solely because of prior popularity and being bought by microsoft and therefore bundled with every windows
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>>26017147
Colt?
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>>26017101
unf
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>>26017132
>I will never be Princess EA's most loyal student.
>I will never be a diamond dog bitch with her fat cock deep in my canine cunt, for her interspecies breeding class.
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>>26017178
I guess I'm just sick of freetards ragging on shit because they have no sense of perspective
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>>26017101
>tfw it reminds you of something
I still have an unfinished draw, that I need to finish too. That means two pending DJ pone draw
http://i.imgur.com/4Gxo5JD.png

>>26017106
Perhaps, we will see.

>>26017117
Hmmm. Alright thanks for the insight, I kind of choose the sizes that I draw since I still like the pone able to accept their partner without their bodies being ruined by whatever thing that their partner are inserting(hence the size of the DD is large for a pone but is small compared to the body size of the DD). That and size difference is a thing for me...
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>>26017147
Is it really shilling if someone is doing something for free?
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>>26017192
Please explain further
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>>26017193
That's kinda unf
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>>26017197
anon gets triggered when people online make fun of him for being computer illiterate
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>>26017193
Yeah, well, size difference is also a big thing for me, but I don't get it in your stuff either. Again, probably the relative penis size.
But that's just me, and as long as at least one faggot gets off to it, porn is successful
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>one guy hates skype
>wants to use freetard shit

>one guy hates freetards
>wants to use skype

>neither of them is posting pones
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>>26017189
>and this, class, is how you properly flood a fertile bitch with a wombful of hyperpotent sperm~
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>>26017197
what else needs to be said
my whole argument is that skype is perfectly acceptable to use because it has critical mass, and the the most important part of a chat client is who you can use it with

it's not even that shitty of a client
yes, it has ads, but they're trivially easy to remove
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>>26017222
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>>26017222
>one guy hates skype
it's actually two guys
that is all
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>>26017228
but skype purposefully filters through conversations
and I know that will literally never affect me in any way in my entire life
but I have principles and standards, and I don't like companies handing off private conversations to cold, emotionless government agents from a third party who couldn't give less of a fuck about your shitty erotic roleplay.
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>>26017111
No, but the shoes make his hooves look a bit small.
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>>26017246
okay
great

does that mean you're not using an ISP or cell phone provider that that won't do exactly the same?

What about your web browser and operating system?

If you're going to be a dick about principles and standards, are you willing to go full stallman about it?
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>>26017255
what if all the princesses shuffled their outfits and responsibilities for a week
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>>26017264
He's literally "4chin told me that skype is bad and I should never use it!".
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>>26017255
Shining Armor is a very little pony compared to his wife
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>>26017246
>third party who couldn't give less of a fuck about your shitty erotic roleplay.
Don't be so hard on yourself bb
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>>26017264
there are no good alternatives to windows, chrome and mainstream isp/providers
there are however better alternatives to skype
>>
>Needing Skype, or any other chat program.
>Having friends to socialize with, even if it's over the internet.
Must be nice...
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>>26017281
Sounds like shit to me.
>>
How come you haven't made any friends with other MLPGers throughout your entire lurker life in MLPG?
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>>26017279
there are better alternatives that no one uses
which means they're not better at all

because the user base is all that matters

so sure, Discord is great if you have a buddy you want to play a video game with, but what makes you so sure they wouldn't sell you out to the feds at the first possible opportunity?
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>>26017281
I wouldn't know, Anon.
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>>26017264
>ISP
nope
>cell phone provider
nada
>web browser
castrated beyond all belief
though I should find a better alternative
>operating system
castrated beyond all belief + 2
and a better alternative does not exist as far as I am aware
look it's not like it matters, you ERP with EA over skype, I'm happy not ERPing with EA over skype because I don't want to use skype so as to not turn into an even bigger hypocrite

>>26017278
well maybe those cold, heartless agents get off to it
who knows
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>>26017295
The MLPG Skype is notorious for being full of backstabbing fucks.
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>>26017310
uh
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>>26017310
>posting this anonymouslyy
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>>26017306
I'm not downloading cp like most of this people so I don't really care Pinkie.
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>>26017310
uh
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>>26017306
I need my games pinkie.
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>>26017295
Everyone lives too far away
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>>26017319
>I use unix
>therefore I download CP
okay where did that come from
>>
>>26017332
>>26017295

this
>>
I hope the next thread has a pony that respects my freedoms.
>>
>>26017342
>>26017332
"non applicable" or "infinity" does not count.
>>
>>26017355
pony politely asks you to return to your yard and close the gate behind you
>>
>>26017318
>Being a fuckhead.
>>
>>26017300
>cell phone provider
>nada

How?
>>
>>26017298
>because the user base is all that matters
Yeah, you're beyond salvation. Nevermind.

>>26017319
>>26017335
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nothing_to_hide_argument
>>
>>25995899
>>25995899
>>25995899

A new age!
>>
>>26017356
what do you mean by this?
>>
>>26017384
Because I'm not anywhere near America.
>>
>>26017390
explaining a joke fucks.
>>
>>26017295
because most MLPGers I see seem like the kind of people I don't want to have anything to do with
that and I don't join any circlejerk groups so I don't really meet anyone
>>
>>26017412
this guy's living the life
>>
>>26017295
I'm a terrible friend.
>>
>>26017408
the joke/explanation doesn't make sense
>>
>>26017295
I'm really bad at talking to people and when I do I always think that whoever I'm talking to probably doesn't even want to speak to me.
>>
>>26017429
explaining the joke explanation is just sad
>>
>>26017436
your shit doesn't make any sense, dude
>>
>>26017389
Almost, Anon. Almost.
>>
>nobody makes a new thread for 15 minutes
nice
>>
>>26017458
>>26017458
>>26017458

Sponsored by the Equestrian Tourism Board.
>>
Anon hates the fact that people have a Skype group he isn't part of.
>>
>>26017441
I love you
>>
>>26017469
I know
We've tried to invite him a few times but he just wants to be bitter and alone

please don't continue this discussion in the new horse
>>
>>26017483
who
>>
>>26017503
the anon who wants to be bitter and alone
>>
>>26017513
who's that
>>
>>26017521
this anon >>26017513
>>
>>26017469
which is pretty silly, since getting in there is easier than rarity
>>
>>26017528
oh
>>
>>26017531
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>26016900
Having 7 girlfriends is definitely better fate than being Scootaloo's boy toy.
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