>You've been falsely accused of statutory rape of a minor.

>>26012057
About 4% actually.

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>>26012057
>saving clop on your main machine
>not hiding an external hard drive with all your porn on it
And I have a few other shows on my computer so it doesn't look that out of place.

>>26012057
Statutory rape implies that I've had sex at least once.
I am 0% fucked.

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AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I FREE TO GO? CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!

>>26012099
>saving clop at all
>not having it all in DB, with filters up and right tags watched.

the pleb was you all along

>>26012182
This, sadly.

>>26012057
I do not see how possession of however amount of MLP related shit is at all related or even circumstantially related to statutory rape of a minor. I suppose some connection can be scavenged by assuming that ponies=pedophilia, I thought we were past that a long time ago, though.

>>26012057
>Falsely

>>26012626
>not having a stash for when you're out an internet connection for some reason

>>26012057
I have no clop folder and no collection of any episode

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Presenting exhibit C.

A childs plush toy modified to hold a fleshlight.

As i'm sure everyone present is unaware, a fleshlight is a deviant sexual device in which the accused grotesquely used to have sex with the childs toy.

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>>26012057
>don't have a clop folder
>only have a bunch of S1 episodes in 480p saved on my PSP
Nope, never heard about this Em-El-Pee thingy, officer. Is this a new meme or something?

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>>26012795
KEK

>>26012057
>1080p collection of every episode
>implying i even watch the show

This isn't how evidence works.

>>26012057
>including your clop folder and 1080p collection of every episode.
It's 2016, dude: who even downloads porn or movies on his/her pc anymore?

>>26013141
Yeah, tell that to the writers of CSI, NCIS and Cold Case

>"Our suspect is Anon, 27 years old, still living with his parents."
>"...we have to take a look at the hard disk of his pc..."
>"No problem, Chief! I'm remotely connecting to his house, thanks to my flux capacitor. In a couple seconds I'll be able to remotely turn on his pc..."
>Bleep Bloop! Beeeep Beeeep!
>"Done! We're inside! Now, lemme open EVERYTHING in a plethora of small, useless overlapping windows on our desktop..."
>Bleep-bleep Blooop!
>"Oh shit, it's encrypted! Quick, give me the joypad, I have to shoot down the encryption bots!"
>AC-CES-S N-OT A-UT-HO-RI-ZED! PRE-PARE TO BE TER-MI-NA-TED!
>"Suck my bytes, bots! Pew! PEW! I WON!"
>"I have seen enough, he's guilty! Call the prison!

>>26012795
>a fleshlight is a deviant sexual device
I thought a fleshlight was used to apply lotion to your fingers
why would anyone ever want to use it on their genitalia?

>>26013204
>Yeah, tell that to the writers of CSI, NCIS and Cold Case

I rest my case

>>26013142
Pedos.

>>26013204
wouldn't a case like OP is stating be more of a Law and Order: SVU episode?
>that main character who looks like she's about to stab anyone who has even the slightest chance of being guilty

>>26013293
Nah, not even them. The ones who get caught once in a while are probably less than 5% of their total. Pedos (and criminals in general) aren't totemic creatures who live in a basement and who can be told apart from 'regular' people with just a look, they're mostly indistinguishable from the masses. Crime is more plain than you could think

>>26013300
>"Sir, I've found evidence the suspect...downloaded an illegal mp3 file just yesterday."
>"..."
>"...sir? Are you okay?"
>"...y-yes...it's just that...this....this is too much..."

>>26012057
Not fucked at all. California Evidence Code 352 will exclude such evidence at trial, and if the trial judge is incompetent (50/50 chance), I still will easily prevail on appeal. Then I can start bringing civil suits against the minor and her parents for defamation, malicious prosecution, etc.

>>26012057
as everybody already knows, all bronies are paedophiles, so yeah you're fucked.

>>26013204
>Oh no! He's uploaded a virus onto our systems!
>Well just disable the IO node, proxy a VPN and isolate it behind the firewall.
>I can't! It's moving too quickly!
>Move over.
>*Cooperative keyboard hacking*

>>26013204
Zoom in on that horse pussy.
Enhance! ENHANCE!
Yes. I will never to examine this more closely in my office. No disturbances.

>>26012057
>"Well, he certainly has tons of horse porn, but no CP. Defendant, are you even into humans?"
"[whinny, knicker, snort]"
>"The jury finds the defendant not guilty, now someone please get this freak out of here."

Hah, jokes on you. My collection of very episode is only in 720p.

>>26014227
>are you even in to humans
Hahaha, oh man i find it funny i'm not attracted to humans at all

>>26014233
Filthy casual.

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>>26014252
Yeah okay. I bet you don't even watch the Russian dub. Casual scum.

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>>26012795
It's irrilevant

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>>26013300
McCoy is obviously a horsefucker