>You've been falsely accused of statutory rape of a minor.
>Evidence presented is your obsession with mlp, including your clop folder and 1080p collection of every episode.
How fucked are you?
>saving clop on your main machine
>not hiding an external hard drive with all your porn on it
And I have a few other shows on my computer so it doesn't look that out of place.
AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I FREE TO GO? CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
I do not see how possession of however amount of MLP related shit is at all related or even circumstantially related to statutory rape of a minor. I suppose some connection can be scavenged by assuming that ponies=pedophilia, I thought we were past that a long time ago, though.
Presenting exhibit C.
A childs plush toy modified to hold a fleshlight.
As i'm sure everyone present is unaware, a fleshlight is a deviant sexual device in which the accused grotesquely used to have sex with the childs toy.
>don't have a clop folder
>only have a bunch of S1 episodes in 480p saved on my PSP
Nope, never heard about this Em-El-Pee thingy, officer. Is this a new meme or something?
Yeah, tell that to the writers of CSI, NCIS and Cold Case
>"Our suspect is Anon, 27 years old, still living with his parents."
>"...we have to take a look at the hard disk of his pc..."
>"No problem, Chief! I'm remotely connecting to his house, thanks to my flux capacitor. In a couple seconds I'll be able to remotely turn on his pc..."
>Bleep Bloop! Beeeep Beeeep!
>"Done! We're inside! Now, lemme open EVERYTHING in a plethora of small, useless overlapping windows on our desktop..."
>"Oh shit, it's encrypted! Quick, give me the joypad, I have to shoot down the encryption bots!"
>AC-CES-S N-OT A-UT-HO-RI-ZED! PRE-PARE TO BE TER-MI-NA-TED!
>"Suck my bytes, bots! Pew! PEW! I WON!"
>"I have seen enough, he's guilty! Call the prison!
wouldn't a case like OP is stating be more of a Law and Order: SVU episode?
>that main character who looks like she's about to stab anyone who has even the slightest chance of being guilty
Nah, not even them. The ones who get caught once in a while are probably less than 5% of their total. Pedos (and criminals in general) aren't totemic creatures who live in a basement and who can be told apart from 'regular' people with just a look, they're mostly indistinguishable from the masses. Crime is more plain than you could think
Not fucked at all. California Evidence Code 352 will exclude such evidence at trial, and if the trial judge is incompetent (50/50 chance), I still will easily prevail on appeal. Then I can start bringing civil suits against the minor and her parents for defamation, malicious prosecution, etc.
>Oh no! He's uploaded a virus onto our systems!
>Well just disable the IO node, proxy a VPN and isolate it behind the firewall.
>I can't! It's moving too quickly!
>*Cooperative keyboard hacking*
>"Well, he certainly has tons of horse porn, but no CP. Defendant, are you even into humans?"
"[whinny, knicker, snort]"
>"The jury finds the defendant not guilty, now someone please get this freak out of here."
Yeah okay. I bet you don't even watch the Russian dub. Casual scum.