How do you think Pinkie Pie would react to someone staring at her flank?
"OH, ARE YOU STARING AT MY BUTT? WELL WHY DON'T YOU FUCK ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I'M A HUGE SLUT AND I WILL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES, ANYTIME, ANYWHERE!"
Is that what you wanted to hear, OP?
>"I see you lookin', Nonny."
>"Wanna take a closer look?"
>Pink Pone jumps backwards, assaulting your face with her soft, squishy ass.
>Your screams are muffled by Pinkie's wide buns
>"MM! YEAH! You like those-ha-those tasty flanks?! Yeah you do-HOOO!"
>She is face fucking you
>You are getting face fucked by a mare's butt
>What happened in your life to allow this to pass?
>"OH FUCK YEAH!"
>"HAHAHA HEY NONNY WANT TO KNOW A SECRET?"
>"I'ts a cuh-RAAAZY secret!"
>She bounds around the room
>She settles at your side
>Lips against your ear
>She smells like bubblegum
>you swallow hard
"I poop from there"
>She smiles at you
>"See something you like, Mister Pervert?"
"I, uh, I..."
>She giggles cutely
>"It's okay, I like my tushy, too!"
>Dear sweet Jesus, she gave it a slap
"S-So, uh, where you headed?"
>Your voice cracks as you try to change the subject
>"I'm on my way back to Ponyville from visiting my family!"
"Oh? I'm headed there myself."
>A gasp escapes her
>"I'll have to throw you a welcoming party then! I do it for every newcomer to Ponyville!"
>You chuckle at her enthusiasm, glad that awkward moment has passed
>"There'll be dancing and games and lots of cake and a HUGE banner that says 'Welcome to Ponyville Mister Pervert!'"
>Passed but not forgotten, apparently
"Uh, I don't think that's very necessary..."
>"Nonsense! I'll introduce you to all of my friends! I wanna tell them all about the nice oggler I met on the train!"
>"I bet my friend Rainbow Dash would get along with you just swell! She likes to check out my flanks, too!"
>What have you gotten yourself into
"F-For the record, my name is Anonymous."
>"Nah, I like Mister Pervert better! Has a nice ring to it!"
>She goes on to hum your new nickname to herself in some made up theme song
>This is going to be a terrible introduction to your new home
>Should have just stayed in Manehattan
>"Like what you see?"
>she's not even saying this sarcastically
>she's just a very passionate, angry slut
>she proceeds to mount your cock and starts humping roughly
>"HOW DO YOU LIKE MY ASS?! HUH?! DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN I BOUNCE LIKE THIS?! I SAID... DO YOU FUCKING LIKE IT WHEN I BOUNCE LIKE THIS YOU MASSIVE FUCKING MEAT STUD?!"
>doing a backflip off your cock, she lands between your legs, throws her head forward and takes you to the hilt in her mouth in one fell swoop
>and then screams into your groin
>you cum into her now sore throat
>shaking her head like a dog with a chew toy, she gulps it all down and pounces on your chest to kiss you
>she breaks away with a strand of saliva on her chin
>"I FUCKING LOVE YOU NONNY YOU FUCKING FUCK! FUUUUUUCK!"
>her head hits your chest with a meaty thud
>angry pone falls asleep instantly
>you're in love
To be fair, Pink Pone looked like this the entire time.