>>26007843 Assuming you aren't just making shit up, specially in 4dchan of all fucking places, how the hell would your transportation method work? wouldn't it fuck up between dimensions? what happens if you travel to a dimension where the Earth never became a life supporting planet, has different gravity or simply never developed to the level it is currently (or maybe it developed further)?
>>26007987 Well if you want instant death then it could be that the air combination is different than what we are used up to. For example if our air is oxygen, nitrogen and carbon, the main component could be instead carbon and you would suffocate.
>>26007882 transportation methods are portals. there's one, sending you into the void of the universes, and you have to reach it the way back.
it works by aiming the portal to the right... "direction" (red) know that depending of the conditions, you are send in a place that is devoid of time and gravity, and you're in your own part of the universe you came from, that only can gather to a compatible universe, otherwise, you would disintegrate it. therefore the way is much longer (green) and random.
>>26007995 Meditate. Take a little alcohol to soothe your nerves and meditate. Focus on absolutely nothing, but keep in mind every single fact you know. Only one or two might change when you wake up, or many. I myself, come from a universe where 9/11 was blamed on a group of radical mongolian taoists. I found out that it was muslims in this universe while watching an episode of family guy and not understanding why they made muslim jokes about 9/11.
>>26008980 >9/11 was blamed on a group of radical mongolian taoists Dude, this is like tulpas but even more insane. If you're trolling, it's some of the best trolling I've ever seen. If not... hope to see you in Equestria.
>>26009429 Astral projection and a loud-ass alarm I give my mind's eye 30 minutes to wander before I shock myself out of it, pulling my physical body to wherever my mind's eye had gone to. I've even taken myself to other areas of town with it.
>>26009695 As I said, I came from a universe where 9/11 was done by mongolians. Things can vary greatly, I saw a world where the winner of WWII was the Philippines because they discovered nuclear technology first. Travel with caution and keep a flask on you at all times
Does anything about you change as you jump? Clearly there's some iteration of you that you're taking the place of (if that's not true and you pop into a world where you never existed please let me know), so what if that version of you is really fat, or tall, or a girl? Would you change with it?
Okay timeline shifters and dimension hoppers. Let me provide you with an anchor, so you can tell how far away you are from your native timeline.
Sumeria invented cities and beer. Greece (or at least a few of its cities) came up with democracy. China invented gunpowder. Europe colonized Souh America and Africa for their mineral wealth. The industrial revolution made us dependent on coal. World war war weakened the monarchies of Europe, and afterwards everyone tried to come up with new ideas for how to run things (communism and fascism for example). World war two featured England bombing the shit out of Europe on that front, and America developing and dropping two nuclear bombs on the eastern Asian front. Then we had a cold war as everyone tried to prove their superiority in ways that didn't blow up the world. Fast forward, fast forward. Civil rights movement, computers, internet, praise the helix fossil, my little pony.
If any of that sounds unfamiliar to you, then you're in the wrong timeline.
>>26010093 OP here, anyone have any questions? I'm about to make another jump and leave this timestream. I usually make a thread on whatever is the equivalent of 4chan, it was nice seeing another /mlp/...
>>26010433 Your mind's eye can explore the world you're about to enter, just think of Earth specifically and look around on the alternate version of it. Don't explore anywhere ridiculous like the moon or deep space or underground because you might will yourself there when the timer goes off. >>26010402 My home timestream seems to link up to yours pretty recently (1990's) but a lot can happen in that time
>>26010472 I don't have the file anymore, it turned into a sad-looking frog. It was a stock image of a man with giant sunglasses making an inquisitive expression. From the looks of r9k, Gerald (our meme) was used in about the same manner. Shit changes when you shift dimensions, where I'm from iphones are organized by greek letters (alpha beta gamma delta) and are triangular (very ergonomic) >>26010490 No idea who Tesla is...
>>26010553 No Tesla. You have my sympathy. Tesla and Edison each invented a ton of amazing things and hated each other. Edison got the lightbulb, movies, and DC current, and Tesla got the electric motor, logic gates, and AC power.
>>26010505 I met a group of people who taught me because I asked them to. They're called Harborers, a group of people who just go around spreading this information to anyone who will listen, they really value knowledge. I was going 'innawoods' or camping when it happened. >>26010527 It's equivalent to reaching into a murky pool to find a universe, once you grab it and pull it out you can explore said universe clearly, but once you put it back chances are you'll never find it again. >>26010537 Art student Hitler, he was prodigious an amazing painter, biggest, snobbiest asshole you'll ever meet. Figures he's a crazy dictator here...
>>26010670 That makes sense, actually. Without AC power you can't have electrical transformers, which means no stepping up the voltage and dropping the current, which means no long distance electrical power lines.
Any technology that we're behind you on to make up for it?
>>26010698 Fucking amazing batteries. My phone in the last dimension last about 8 weeks before I needed to charge. Nuclear power plants are a lot more advanced too, safe enough to put right in the middle of a city to power it. >>26010715 Nothing yet
>>26010726 We do have some wireless, nothing really all that fast outside the cities. One really important thing, we use gold for our wiring and nickel for coins. Our dollar bills are made with 90% cotton, 10% paper and we dye them hues of blue They're a lot softer than the crunchy dollars here
>>26010859 Things change across dimensions. If I have a $20 bill here, it'll transfer across dimensions. Don't keep too much cash on hand, I once did that and I landed in a dimension with coins are its only currency, wallet tore and my pants almost came off because I had a $70 bill in there and it transferred to about ten pounds of coin
>>26010883 I can't think of anyone off hand. There was a book written about WWI and a squadron of soldiers that got surrounded in a forest, I loved it when I was younger. Can't remember the title for the life of me. >>26010891 When I look for a universe in astral projection, I'm reaching into a black pool to find the universe I want to explore. If I left, I'd have to come back and find the exact same uniberse which will be impossible because there's an infinite number of them.
>>26011007 Only once. They were a "weapons collector" pretty much what you guys would call a fedora or a trillby. He could've stood to lose some weight and was carrying around a million fucking weapons from advanced societies and strutting around like he was the coolest. Talked to him for a bit but he said he was disappointed in me for not showing off to the native universe dwellers. Also, I saw a picture of a banana holding a peel and covering his groin. Can someone explain why it's used so much to me?
>nobody asked questions about the show OP, if you're still here could you ask me those questions?
>Is there any universe where Lauren Faust never left the fandom or had hasbro on her throat all the time? What happened with the show? Did it improved? >is there a universe where EQG and FiM are reversed, with EQG being the popular main show and FiM being the shameless cashgrab? >Is there a universe where /mlp/ decided who the best pony is? Who is? >Is there a universe where the brony explosion never happened and the fandom stayed on /co/? How is that universe like? >Is there a universe where Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle are reversed? With Shimmer being created by Lauren as the main character and Twilight being the bully from EQG >Is there a universe where /mlp/ was never created? What happened with 4chan?
>>26011054 Oh. That. Remember the anon who asked you what your universe's stupidest meme was? The banana is ours. A couple of older internet users had an amusingly out of touch conversation about how funny they found that image. Some people made fun of them, and it snowballed from there.
>>26011075 I saw one where she was allowed to keep going with it. She lasted until season 7 before creative differences with the writing team happened and she quit. I've seen it happen, FiM and EQG switching. The fandom is almost always a mirror image of the Sonic fandom but with eqg. There was one where the main character was a black unicorn named Nix, it flopped halfway through season 2. /mlp/ once decided that the best character was Donut Joe, it was decided by a get and no one ever challenged it because it became a meme after that. There were shirts made, it was cringey as hell. Haven't seen it yet All of you Anons are always destined to latch onto some tv show thatvgets so popular it needs its own section of a site. There was an alternate version where it was Disney movies instead of ponies
Ever just throw caution to the wind and jump blind for the thrill of it?
Also, what's the weirdest place you've been, the farthest outlier of all the universes you've seen? Any world where we're all flying pineapples who worship an insane supercomputer or crazy shit like that?
>>26011242 I'm really sorry, I don't habe any physical evidence, everything changes as I switch around. I wish I could show you the things I've seen but there'll always be someone around to cast doubt and call me crazy. And yeah, that looks a lot like our meme I'm going to be heading off in a few minutes
>>26011266 I've been to a very interesting wind farm on Jupiter. It was fantastic and they had such advanced technology. I've also looked at some of the exoplanets that could harbor life, a lot of empty space, a handful of developing civilizations are out there.
>>26011184 Wow OP you've seen a lot just in three dimensions, considering the fact that there are far more universes where mlp and eqg dont exist ,even life doesn't exist and other variables, you stepped across the right ones, if you say that you can define where to travel, then you should have made it to equestria , roleplayer spotted >inb4 bahhhhh you dont understand If this is true tho, you should visit a universe where another animal evolved to be sentient
>>26011304 The wind farmers looked kind of like the shield-holding aliens from Halo. Not very friendly to outsiders, I had to help out repairing the turbines for a few months before they warmed up to me.
>>26011366 At least for me it's because /cyoa/ went to shit and I'm bored now.
>>26011342 According to his rules of shifting to accommodate the new universe's rules, he would become that species. At least that happens with everything on him. Just think, when he does make it to Equestria, he'll be a pony.
>>26011342 I think he just meant three jumps where he's trying to get to Equestria. He's obviously been through more jumps than that. Also, he can only preview different universes he picks at random out of the void. He doesn't have a search box.
>>26011184 >/mlp/ once decided that the best character was Donut Joe, it was decided by a get and no one ever challenged it because it became a meme after that. There were shirts made, it was cringey as hell. This is so retarded it must be true
That's not what I posted >>26007775 He said he traveled to 3 dimensions now , he says he traveled to ones with halo shit, memes, one where jfk was shot in the heart and something from south america You should shitpost in /x/ op
>>26012373 It was only an office job until 2032, when we collapsed all the different dimensions together. Now if you want to visit other dimensions you have time travel first, or you'll just end up traveling to the same dimension over and over again because there isn't anywhere else to go.
>>26012480 Most of the memories were destroyed, actually, since the timelines weren't so much combined as averaged together. We ended up with the timeline that had the most in common with the greatest number of other timelines.
>>26008042 Not true. If its argon you'll be fine. It it's oxygen you'll be fine. If its pretty much anything besides actual poison or carbon monoxide you'll be fine. CO kills you because hemoglobin likes co more then o2
>>26007843 In this universe? Neither. He got shot in the ass. Still killed him, though. I suppose that this universe's JFK really pushed his luck by mooning at Oswald''s general direction after the first shot whizzed harmlessly past him.
>tfw no matter what universe I end up in, still no gf It literally transcends dimensions. Also, I just came from a universe where the Mises equation was fully debunked. The USSR was still going on strong, and there were no ponies. At all. I never felt so scared.
>>26009083 "Anon! That's the reason why I'm asking you, only the unicorns and their magic knows all that, ponis are kept from science stuff and told to take care of things like farms, grass, trees..
We have to understand differently than our three dimension universe. no up, down, left, right. past or future, but there, try to reach that apple floating there."
>"this apple?" >the universe we're trapped with is likely a chaos. trucks with legs, shelves, bombs, houses, and miscellaneous objects floating in a place that looks like one of Dali's psychedelic paintings. >there's an apple floating over ice, or actually slowly moving >anon tries to catch it and his hand goes through it >"the fuck, looks like an hologram" "it's not actually here, and each universes has its own logic." >"this is plain fucked up, how are we going to eat, or drink to survive?" "we must get out of here, and find another portal." >"where? look at this mess!" "rather when, and how than where. let's go regardless." >we're jumping on the ground and slide on it. like if it's made of ice. or caught on one of those videogame glitches >after a couple of minutes we're approaching a giant pyramid, floating at a few meters from the ground, with the horizon still visible under it. >anon looks under the giant building >"it's... it looks hollow. hey, over there, a door! no, four of them! if it's one of those..." >he's checking it "it looks reachable." >"i have an idea, let's get separated and check one" "what if you need to be rescued?" >"You? a filly rescuing me? You're more than a weight actually than anything." "do you know what could be behind this door?" >"maybe just the background, there's no wall, or anything just a door standing in front of a pyramid floating in the air in the middle of the desert. that's all." >quickly pick a lasso made out of a coaxial cable, and hang it around another door's frame "anon, there's something you have to know about the-."
>>26014275 >he's opening it, not listening >i'm running after him, but with an improved harness "Anon!" >we're thrown into a vortex, and heading into a dark place, where it's cold, >no air >no sound >near darkness >no heat >no gravity >complete darkness except for some kind of glowing galaxy, illuminating anon falling into the darkness >my eyes are burning but i must not loose him >almost there.... come on.... please Celestia, give me the force.. >gotcha! >we're both going to die in a few seconds if we don't reach the portal back >bite the cable that holds us, throwing us back into it, spending my last efforts into... >too late, i'm fainting
>wake up later >we're back on the weird land again >got some bad cough, shaking >anon's like, coughing and vomitting, and i'm laughing for some reason. might be the decompression effect or the fact I rescued Anon from a certain death "Ah - Haha whew. So Anon, 90% of the time, those are leading to place that aren't places! There's even universes where matter isn't supposed to exist. from now we're going to test them okay?" >"how did you knew?" "instinct. or rather the taste of cosmic radiations giving some bad taste in your mouth, once you have it you know the danger." >"jesus fucking christ, why must it be so fucked up? ... I'm starting to enjoy this place" >we almost died ecause of your shit you ... you fucking... "Anon... We must go home. this world is strange but don't get too much attracted by it."
>>26014369 "Where are you trying to go exactly?" >"Same as you, Equestria" "I thought you were European or Canadian, no?" >"You know, we've been, uh, watching you, studying your universe for a while, and our world, our Earth is fucked up. Our leaders have been destroying it and made it a hell. Corporations poisoning the skies, nations equipping themselves with thermonuclear warheads, corruption, hypocrisy, profit, hate, deforestation... " "An inter-dimensional refugee, in a sense?" >"Yeah that's exactly that. I'm seeking for a better world far away from this. A few years ago, we Anons have tried to warn our people, to denounce this global system, to ring the alarm... Many across the world relayed the message and agreed with us. From far-right to far-left, united at last..." "and?" >"it failed. our movement is on a decline as the new generation has been literally born in a world of mass consumption and raised in the fear of hackers, who might perturb their autistic little world revolving around facebook and iphones, disconnected from the reality. Observing you, ponies, shown us another reality, the possibility that another world, a better world exist." "wow, well, I'm impressed, but then why don't you... I mean it's not that hard, I wonder what we have your world don't have." >moment of silence "if you think our world is better, why do you want to escape it instead of improving it? sounds a bit like cowardice to me." >"Cowardice? It's like escaping a prison!" "nope, your world really isn't fucked, it's fucked because people are telling you it is. I've been watching your TV. Icecaps are melting, factories makes smoke, fukushima and chernobyl exploded and arabs are killing people. But have you been trying to go outside and look at the real world?" >"go on." "leave your everyday routine. move away from the cities, at the scale of your world, these dots are insignificantly small, your civilization is covering less than 0.04% of the surface, literally nothing."
>>26014444 >"uh like, should I find peace in a tribe in the woods or in some nomads in the desert?" "no need to go that far, just drive away from the cities and find other lifestyles, i'm sure there are plenty places around you need to explore first, that's what it means when I say go outside more often...and stop watching TV, let the men who want to destroy themselves do, and stay the fuck away from the decadent society... i dunno, you should find a way, no?" >at some fair distance, Hip to be Square is resonating o >we're looking up in the sky >"is that .. a giant stereo?" "i forgot to check my..." >"what? what does it means?" >the giant machine is getting closer >a familiar pony's riding on it >"It's PINKIE PIE!" >she's smiling "no anon... get ready to fight" >the pink horse looks through us >she's revealing an axe >"but... she's ... " "that's not the same Pinkie we know." >Pinkie"Hey guys what are you doing? Did you check them?" "anon, run. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!" >Pinkie:"HEY ANON!" >she's like, levitating double-CDs, and throw them at us, spinning at full speed >anon:"holy fuck, is she like, the final boss of " >he's dodging the CD's hitting the doors and destroying them >Pinkie's jumping down from the huge stereo, rushing on us with an axe
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