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Why can't Scootaloo fly?
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Why can't Scootaloo fly?
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>>26006515
Her head's too big.
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>>26006515
Twilight stole her wings.
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Her parents are a pegasus and an earth pony. She has wings, but has the genetics for earth pony.
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For the same reason Spike hangs around scratching himself and sighing.
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>>26006515
Wing autism
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>>26006515
Look at her tiny wings. There's your answer.
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Same reason Metroid can't crawl
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>>26006548

but Pound Cake can fly around like a motherfucker at only a few months old?
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>>26006554
No, Scootaloo has friends. Twilight Sparkle knows how to operate her fax machine, though.
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>>26006515
Shitty writing.
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>>26006515
cuz pone god is a dick
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Because there is no Jesus
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>>26007077
just like our god
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Because of this thread.
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>>26006515
I want to kick Scootaloo
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>>26006515
Cos she's shit, even Fluttershy knew how to fly at her age
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>>26007099
>implying god exists
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>>26006515
Because you touch yourself
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