Why can't Scootaloo fly?

>>26006515
Her head's too big.

>>26006515
Twilight stole her wings.

Her parents are a pegasus and an earth pony. She has wings, but has the genetics for earth pony.

For the same reason Spike hangs around scratching himself and sighing.

>>26006515
Wing autism

>>26006515
Look at her tiny wings. There's your answer.

Same reason Metroid can't crawl

>>26006548

but Pound Cake can fly around like a motherfucker at only a few months old?

>>26006554
No, Scootaloo has friends. Twilight Sparkle knows how to operate her fax machine, though.

>>26006515
Shitty writing.

>>26006515
cuz pone god is a dick

Because there is no Jesus

>>26007077
just like our god

Because of this thread.

>>26006515
I want to kick Scootaloo

>>26006515
Cos she's shit, even Fluttershy knew how to fly at her age

>>26007099
>implying god exists

>>26006515
Because you touch yourself