>>26004585 What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>26004766 WOW. FUCKING SERIOUSLY? HERE I AM, TRYING TO ENJOY MYSELF ON THE INTERNET WITH FUNNY PICTURES, VIDEOS AND SUCH AFTER A LONG DAY AT WORK AND THIS IS HOW YOU FUCKING RESPOND TO ME? YOU ARE ONE MASSIVE ASSHOLE, AREN'T YOU?
>>26005898 OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DISAGREEING WITH ME. COCKMUFFIN.
>>26006585 They would make a bet, if the shadowbolts won, the wonderbolts would stop existing and the shadowbolts would own their place, Dash would use Dust's stupidity to make her lose the race, Rider would shit on Dust for fucking up, Dash would defend her, Dust would change sides and Rider would disappear because god forbids good male characters in this show, Dust would become kind of Dash's apprentice, or at least a good friend
>>26006632 >Wing Rider I think the idea of he founding the shadowbolts after leaving the wonderbolts would work better, like some Karate Kid shit going on with a rivalty between the two groups, Rider would invite Dust since she is a really good flier and use her as a secret weapon against Rainbow Dash and the wonderbolts, even if Dash isn't already a member of the bolts we can use the excuse of the whole conflict being something personal and she being invited to temporarily join them
We would still need to explain where the idea of the shadowbolts came from, at least how he came up with the idea himself, since Nightmare moon is technically Luna who is technically thousands of years old, maybe the shadowbolts could be old enemies of the wonderbolts who got their asses kicked decades ago (by Wind Ryder himself, or just the founding member) and disbanded, and Wind Rider would bring the team back and recruit new members, which of course would include Lighting Dust, plus a few random unicorns for the sake of making the team more complete
>>26006673 Rider isn't evil, he never was to begin with, he just did something stupid to keep his status as a legend alive, its not like he needs to be reformed, he still is a overall okay guy, he just happens to not like some of the main and major characters, his redemption would mean not being enemies with Dash and the wonderbolts, which would kinda of ruin his new role as a rival
>>26006729 It optional, it would be like making Trixie and Twilight friends instead of just friendly rivals, the thing with Trixie is that she didn't understood the lesson, but with Rider all he needs to do is admit what he did was wrong, which can happen but making him suddenly friends with the wonderbolts would make their rivalry less effective, he doesn't need to be evil, just stubborn
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