>"...and for Trixie's next stunt, her space ape

I hate this job.

>>26002393

>"And now, watch me pull Anon's hand out of my anus!"

>>26002393
ANON SMASH

>>26002393
Trixie, did you kill the rabbit again?

I would give anything to sniff Trixies vagina and anus

>>26002393
Whatever you say, ma'am.

FALCON-

>>26002414

what do Trixie's perfect pussy and asshole smell like?

>>26002410
You're next!

>>26002418
>perfect
She's one of Equestria's "traveling people". She smells like every dick she's taken for a free meal.

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>>26002418
Fragrant femininity

>>26002430
so like OP, got it.

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>>26002393
>"Good, Anon! As you can tell, my vaginal muscles are Great and Powerful, and have a firm grasp. Attempt to pull it out."
>"Muwahahaha, now, watch in awe as Trixie's vagina makes Anon's hand disappear!"

So this is what Trixie meant when she said she needed a hand with her performance.

>>26002393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdAwGKk8a4M

only thing I could think of

>>26002456
Carlos I will fucking kill you

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>>26002393

>>26002407
Motherfucker! I almost spit my coffee

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I'm getting real tired of your shit Carlos

>>26002393
>I shouldn't be able to dig this deep
>I don't know how to feel about this

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>>26003126
I chortled whilst drinking my tea.

I would a trixie

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>>26002393

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>>26003628
>using gloves

Maybe you should also wear safety goggles and a hazmat suit you fucking pussy

>>26002407
now you're thinking with poopholes.

>>26004013
Hey, Its a safety measure more for her than me.
Untrimmed fingernails could be painful and I don't want to risk giving hen an infection.

In all, you're inconsiderate fuck.

>>26004013
This is for horse safety. You wouldn't want to ruin a horse pussy.

>>26004013
maybe you should learn why long nails + inside of pussy is a bad time.

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>>26004045
>>26004047
>>26004058
Look at these faggots. They don't trim and clean their fingernails. Point and laugh.

>>26002393
is this the part where I use you like a handpuppet?

>>26004065
>not playing the guitar or any sort of instrument similar
>not enjoying long fingernails as a backscratcher
>not having a natural weapon

Shiggy diggy yourself, faggot. Although I clean my nails almost every minute.

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>>26002393
>This is the part of the performance where Trixie demonstrates the strength, elasticity and the degree of muscular control she can exercise over her lower abdomen, easily engulfing a mammal twice her size!

>>26002393
It's so warm and slippery!

:)))))