>Anon, is that your dick?
Post pones mocking/teasing small dicks.
More stupid roleplaying inbound...
>mfw ponies have no concept of flaccid dicks
>they think Anon's dick is
more than belowaveradge
>one of the ponies feels bad
>finds out it's actually far above averadge
and superior stamina because human
>cue in infographic about human size relative to ponies
Why would they sing in a song they have a vegetarian diet then hint at eating meat?
Why would Fluttershy learn lessons in standing up only to roll over for other in ever following episode?
All because things don't make sense doesn't make them less canon.
It's a children's cartoon. The writers weren't going for some deep lore moment, it's just a visual gag. And when using it to measure ponies, it comes up about right. They also use Fahrenheit.
>people have this fetish
Literally this and cuckolding are the only ones I will never care to get.
It might just be a pride thing, but even as pathetic as I know I am, the very idea of those two just pisses me off. Shitting dick nipples, gorn and even babyfuck
it's awwwwwwrightdon't faze me.
Lucky horse Trouble Hooves is a giant among ponies
in more than one sense
Ponies find out Anon's huge
in more than one sense. Everyone wants a piece of him no carnivobut he wants to stay faithful to [your waifu]
Shit tier thread now appears,
shit tier thread dicks small and mere,
Won't you stop,
Stop shit posting will you please?
Old annony, small peen big body,
Old annony, hang from a tree!
Down you drop!
Hope this thread gets purged!
>Anon's the only person who you can get pregnant from scissoring with
Not sure if unf.