Princess Celestia has decreed that, as part of her new royal duties, Twilight will no longer be needing Spike and instead, he will be assigned to help you, the hairless monkey who has suddenly appeared in Equestria, discover what living there is like. Spike is quite upset at first but eventually says he'll do whatever he can to make Twilight happy.
Would you bully or comfort Spike?
Double trips confirm Spike for best growling vocal singer.
This motherfucker has his priorities in order.
>She gets added
>Gives this stupid fucking face throughout the entire sex scene
Spikes does something wrong. Twilight is pissed and told him Celestia wanted him to go to Anon, to not sound like an asshole.
Spike lives with Anon from now on.
Twilight gets lonely after a year or so. She tries to get spike back.
Uh oh, they talked to Celestia, Spike hates her now and has a brother/older brother relationship with Anon.
Same can go if it was barb but meh. This just sounded like a good prompt.
> tfw never have spike bro
>never be the proper
father figurehe needs
>never teach him how to get girls
>never order pizza and play games with him when the weather is bad out
>never explain to him you aren't trying to replace twilight, you just want to be there too