> "Why does Rarity always get the good looking stallions? I look okay... Don't I?"
>rarityfags actually believe this
stay mad sugarcube.
Not even once
Don't be mad just because your waifu can't compare with apple pony.
That's just silly. How can the purest pone be incest pone?
Come back! MY SIDES!
>Wanting pleb-tier waifu
When was this the downfall of /mlp/
>wanting anything other than pure apple pone
you are the cancer of /mlp/
>Not knowing that Applejack it's actually the best pony
Rarity spends more time hunting for stallions every day than you do taking care of the farm.
You take care of a family. She's a single mare who thought Blueblood was husbando material.
Nothin' to be ashamed of, sugarcube.
She gets plenty. Her fans just seem to be the most stable, and thus spend less time enthusiastically declaring their undying love for appul horse.
then again, I'm a twifag, so my opinion is probably pretty warped.
This is strangely true. Not even an applefag but AJ threads are comfy as shit and virtually drama free. Even the autism is three orders of magnitude less than other waifu-specific threads (I'm looking at you NTT and anything dealing with yellowhush).
I dunno, AJ's always felt more homely, more down-to-earth, more warm.
Some of us here prefer the quieter side of things. We're going to Equestria to finally rest, y'know? Maybe party a bit once we've settled in.
I know it might be all a dream that never comes true.
I know it might not be like we expected it to.
But I still have hope, and I hope to do good by mai waifu AJ. Just doing stuff as best as I can, being honest and helping other people.
Never mind if I spend the rest of my life on Earth alone. I'm planning my bachelor life already, hopefully it'll be nice and cosy with a few cats and a dog.
If I do well enough? I still don't know what happens after I die. I just hope to God I have a choice.
And maybe someday, I'll be her sugarcube.
Yes, she would.
But, as we've seen from the various surveys floating around here, ponka fans also tend to be on the depressed side of things, which tends to skew how well-off a person is. I'm not saying depression=autism, of course. That would be absurd.
But depression does things to you, after awhile.
I think they try to be the pink horse a little bit to escape it (not that they succeed that well, in my opinion)
This thread has made me crave seeing Applejack and Rarity mud wrestle against one another for Anon's affections
>thread for specifically for liking thing
>discuss things you like about thing while posting pictures of thing
>"If someone's not throwing sit while screaming REEEEEEEE it's a fucking hugbox!"
I feel sorry for you.
>We're going to Equestria to finally rest, y'know?
Why my dear, it's because you smell horrible, have giant muscled stallion legs, cancerous white blobs all over your homely face, are 1/4th donkey, and are wrinkled from overexposure to the sun.
U know the rules, anon. And so, do i....
I'll just suffer through my natural years. I'll really feel like I EARNED passage to sweet relief by then. With any luck technology will come far enough along before that untimely moment to allow me time with my sweet Apple.
I've concepted and reconcepted a handful of appropriate green for this fucking thread but it's all too dry and uninspired. I'm gonna keep clawing, though. I'll find the fresh story in this.
AJ'd be one to appreciate hard work.
Is it pointless to slave away all our lives? Maybe. But what'd she think of us giving up way before getting to that point where we finally break?
Not good thoughts, I reckon. But still, she'd give us points for trying.
Even if this world is fucked up. Them blighters and normies, the lot of them.
Except for a few.
This reminds me of a certain post...
(Sorry for being the anon that posted all those depressing screencaps, I just have a good feels folder)
tb.h I've always felt a bit different about the image, stuff like
>My friends are all exceptional in some way... but I'm just an earth pony, tending to a farm.
>I wonder if my life would've been different had I... been an unicorn or pegasus.
>Why am I so ordinary?
AJ threads are always so fucking nice I love you beautiful bastards.
Thanks mate. Have some AJ feels on me.