> "Why does Rarity always get the good looking stallions?

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>>25994764
>rarityfags actually believe this
stay mad sugarcube.

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>>25994764
Just a reminder

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Poor Applejack. She gets no love.

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>>25994764
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>>25994823
>Muh apples
Not even once

>>25994823
Applejack was obviously in heat and Trenderhoof just took up the scent.

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>>25994840
Don't be mad just because your waifu can't compare with apple pony.

>>25994764
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>>25994823
>>25994830

Applehorse > Fashionhorse

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>>25994840

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>>25994867
>wanting incest pone
Yeah nice waifu

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>>25994889
That's just silly. How can the purest pone be incest pone?

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>>25994922
AJ is so pure she's asexual.

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>>25994786
Come back! MY SIDES!

There is nothing wrong with liking Applejack or Rarity.

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>>25994937
>Wanting pleb-tier waifu
When was this the downfall of /mlp/

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Applejack is actually a slut

fuck you nigger mod

>>25994830
what is love?

>>25994994
The farm's fallen on some tough times...

>>25995142
Or maybe she likes penis?

>>25994764

yer breddy gud

>>25994842
why would that be a factor when rarity is always in heat?

>>25995620
Rarity is just constantly horny. Get it?

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>>25994993

>wanting anything other than pure apple pone

you are the cancer of /mlp/

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>>25995755

c:

>>25995129
BABY DON'T HURT ME

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>>25994764
>>25994807
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>>25995807
>Applejack

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>>25996222
>Not knowing that Applejack it's actually the best pony

>>25994764

Rarity spends more time hunting for stallions every day than you do taking care of the farm.

You take care of a family. She's a single mare who thought Blueblood was husbando material.

Nothin' to be ashamed of, sugarcube.

I want to cuddle this silly little pony and tell her she's cute.

>>25994974
There is something wrong with liking Rarijack though.

>>25994933
This is sadly probably true.

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applehorse has best buns

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/thread

>>25998557
What about Rarajack?

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>>25995807
I think Applejack is too dark-skinned for Aryanne.

>>26002932
She's a fellow earth pony, a hard worker, and being a country girl, many project on her the stereotype of "boy howdy do I hate ziggers".

She'll be fiiiiiine.

>>26000677
Rarajack>Applejack>Rara>>Rarijack>>>Rarara

Applejack is my slut

>>25995199
Or she fell on a hard penis.


...times

>>25994830
She gets plenty. Her fans just seem to be the most stable, and thus spend less time enthusiastically declaring their undying love for appul horse.
then again, I'm a twifag, so my opinion is probably pretty warped.

>>25996201
DON'T HURT ME

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>>25998731
You mean she has a nice pie

>>26003914
This is strangely true. Not even an applefag but AJ threads are comfy as shit and virtually drama free. Even the autism is three orders of magnitude less than other waifu-specific threads (I'm looking at you NTT and anything dealing with yellowhush).

>>26004182
NO MORE

>>26004239
>>26003914

Maybe we know that someday, when we get to Equestria, she'd be more accepting of us than the rest.

>>26004319
Wouldn't Pinkie be just as accepting..... I don't know, I'm just saying.

Either way having AJ being the first to accept you and welcome you home would be nice.

>>26004239
AJ threads are full of hugboxing though.

>>26004403
Good point.

I dunno, AJ's always felt more homely, more down-to-earth, more warm.

Some of us here prefer the quieter side of things. We're going to Equestria to finally rest, y'know? Maybe party a bit once we've settled in.

I know it might be all a dream that never comes true.

I know it might not be like we expected it to.

But I still have hope, and I hope to do good by mai waifu AJ. Just doing stuff as best as I can, being honest and helping other people.

Never mind if I spend the rest of my life on Earth alone. I'm planning my bachelor life already, hopefully it'll be nice and cosy with a few cats and a dog.

If I do well enough? I still don't know what happens after I die. I just hope to God I have a choice.

And maybe someday, I'll be her sugarcube.

>>26004427
Better a hugbox than pointless drama.

>>26004427
We're more mellow. There's always a certain amount of hugboxing, even in the other Mane 6 generals, but we don't take it to an extreme.

>>25994764
There there Applejack.
You're quiet fanbase will always love you.

>>26004717
>You're
>>>/trash/

>>26004403
I would prefer a quiet welcome more than a party.

>>26006094

>not 'oui oui'

Fucking disgusting

>>26006504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebw6G6sIeHw

>>26004403
Yes, she would.
But, as we've seen from the various surveys floating around here, ponka fans also tend to be on the depressed side of things, which tends to skew how well-off a person is. I'm not saying depression=autism, of course. That would be absurd.
But depression does things to you, after awhile.
I think they try to be the pink horse a little bit to escape it (not that they succeed that well, in my opinion)

>>25994933
I could accept that

>>26006842
Anyone have that infographic?

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>>25994764
This thread has made me crave seeing Applejack and Rarity mud wrestle against one another for Anon's affections

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>>26004256
[CATCHY MUSIC PLAYING]

>>26004427
>thread for specifically for liking thing
>discuss things you like about thing while posting pictures of thing
>"If someone's not throwing sit while screaming REEEEEEEE it's a fucking hugbox!"
I feel sorry for you.

Maybe it's cause Rarity actually fuCKING TRIES TO GET STALLIONS

>>26010012
Yeah, Rarity's that desperate.

>>25994764
Damnit, I just got done writing for another thread

Why must you torture me with potential

>>25994764
Shush
Restful sleeping, apple

>>25994764
Do you want a good looking stallion, a "good looking stallion", or a good looking husband?

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Mudpone, yeah.

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>>26004448
>We're going to Equestria to finally rest, y'know?

Yes. Yes...

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Why my dear, it's because you smell horrible, have giant muscled stallion legs, cancerous white blobs all over your homely face, are 1/4th donkey, and are wrinkled from overexposure to the sun.

>>25994764
I know this feeling. Instead its 'Why does [friend] get all the girls... I look okay, don't I?'

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>>26014529
U know the rules, anon. And so, do i....

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>>26014563
I'll just suffer through my natural years. I'll really feel like I EARNED passage to sweet relief by then. With any luck technology will come far enough along before that untimely moment to allow me time with my sweet Apple.

>>25994764
I've concepted and reconcepted a handful of appropriate green for this fucking thread but it's all too dry and uninspired. I'm gonna keep clawing, though. I'll find the fresh story in this.

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>>26014560
Heh

>>26014572
>>26014563

AJ'd be one to appreciate hard work.

Is it pointless to slave away all our lives? Maybe. But what'd she think of us giving up way before getting to that point where we finally break?

Not good thoughts, I reckon. But still, she'd give us points for trying.

Even if this world is fucked up. Them blighters and normies, the lot of them.

Except for a few.

Too many posts to highlight. Too many feels to contemplate.

https://youtu.be/IdHTnpgpLDc

>>26014596
A combination of this and the dream of equestria after death keep me going

If i feel down and realy don't want to anymore
I think about what aj might say to me

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>>26014686
This reminds me of a certain post...

(Sorry for being the anon that posted all those depressing screencaps, I just have a good feels folder)

>>25994764
>>26014581
tb.h I've always felt a bit different about the image, stuff like
>My friends are all exceptional in some way... but I'm just an earth pony, tending to a farm.
>I wonder if my life would've been different had I... been an unicorn or pegasus.
>Why am I so ordinary?

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>>25996222
You poor misguided man.

>>26014988
There is no need to be sorry caps like this help to deal with your shit life knowing you're not alone is worth far more you can imagine

And couzy ponie feels are there too

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AJ threads are always so fucking nice I love you beautiful bastards.

>>26015171
Hard to belive there was a time other faggots where hostile against aj

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>>26015153
Thanks mate. Have some AJ feels on me.

>>26015272
I almost forgot this one anon

No you made me cry and im about to meet with a friend fuck

>>26015272
Do you have the twilight is blinded cap?
Lost all of my caps some time ago

>>26015272
this one always gets me

>>26014411
this