>>25994716 >shit shit shit >fucking Twilight lied when she said she was going to set you up with her friend with the 'glasses' >you had your eye on that cute bitch sugarcoat, not fucking rhonda rousey over here >"So, are you Anon, or what?" >'Eh...MI NO SPEAKA..YO ME LLAMO ES CARLOS ESTEVEZ.'
>>25994716 >You look around the movie theater entrance nervously beginning to sweat profusely. "Y-you're "Prolapsedbuttwh0re43"?" >She looks you up and down. >"Are you "Longschlongjohnson99"?" >You gulp. "H-how old are you?" >"Sixteen. How old are you?" "U-uuh..N-nineteen.." >You're actually Thirty-Eight. "A-are you with Dateline?" >"What?" >This has to be a trap. The police are probably lying in wait somewhere. >Fucking Fling.com! "A-aren't you a little young to be on a website like Fling? It's 18+.." >She rolls her eyes. >"That's what all you guys say! Little peckered wimps too afraid to show the goods!" >Or men who don't want a statutory charge. >"Look. I'm here for a date, and to get my butthole played with. Are you gonna bitch out, or are we gonna go into this theater, watch starwars, and you shove that lightsaber of yours in me?" "This can't be real." >"It is babycakes."
I want to turn this into anon being a drug dealer, and having Zap and one of the other shadowbolts working with him and escalating it into more and more dangerous shit before someone eventually comes along and turns this into a few sex scenes loosely strung together. But I don't know jack shit about any of that.
>>25995085 "Haah...haah...haaah..." >She narrows her eyes at you, clearly disgusted by your [heavy breathing intensifies]. >"So are we doing this or not? I'm not wearing underwear, and there's a draft flowing through the curtains if you catch my drift." >Oh sweet raptor hey-soos, you're seriously about to fuck a teenage girl in her anus, in a public setting! >The question is though, why you? >You're like..old, and shit. She can't seriously think you're Nineteen! >She grabs your hand, and pulls you to the ticket vendor. "H-hey Prolaps-" >"INDIGO. No online handles here stupid!" "Right..Indigo..are you sure you wanna do this?" >She makes a deadpan face at you, and slips your hand under her skirt right then and there. >You start to panic, hoping no one sees this perverted old fuck, molesting a minor. >The sensation of smooth, clammy skin brushes on your fingers. >Like touching a marshmallow covered in a light layer of syrup. Is that healthy for a vagina? >You tilt your head back making your best uke face. >"Real enough for you? Now buy the tickets, and let's go!" >EXPAND_EXE APPROVED. >This is amazing. >You signed up on Fling.com, in hopes of bedding some fat desperate lonely chick, and losing your vir- >You're not a virgin. You just w-wanted some ass! B-baka.. >Anyway, who could have guessed it'd be some supple, nubile girl with a fetish for anal? >You buy the tickets, getting odd looks from the vendor man. >He slides them through his plexiglass booth with a smile. >"Two tickets for star wars sir. I hope you, and your daughter enjoy!" >Indigo punches the plexiglass, making him flinch. >"WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN ASSHOLE?! HE'S FREAKIN NINETEEN!" >You blush, and look down, as he looks from her to you, with a "is dis bitch for real?" expression. >Hurrying out of ground zero in tow, Indigo grabs, and latches onto your arm. >"This is gonna be awesome! I was constipated, so a good Pounding in the mudhut is gonna get all of that out!" >....Unf?
>>25996402 >She continues to hold your arm close, despite all the looks you're getting from other movie-goers. >She doesn't seriously think you're nineteen does she? Like for real? >You got wrinkles, and gray hair. >Maybe you can play this off, like she IS in fact your daughter! "S-so pumpkin...d-do you want some candy?" >She looks at you confused. >"Why? You got a white van waiting for me somewhere also?" "WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!" >"Whoa! Calm your tits there sweetcakes. It was just a joke! You know..Pedophiles offer candy, and have white vans..duh." >Your eyes get wider than a bush baby. "HAHAH. YEAH. THAT'S HILARIOUS." >You start coughing. >More strange looks, and a few whispers. >Holy fuckhagen. What do you do if you're confronted about this? >Think..shit..think..shit..quick put me in the closet. >Of course! You'll say you brought her here to teach her not to trust people online! >To mentor her! >That's all it was. You were just trying to look out for a young person. Not to have sex with them! >When has that excuse ever failed, right? >Oh god, please delete those chatlogs.. >The two of you enter the dimly lit theater, and inspect the room, only to find it barely occupied. "Huh..Thought there'd be more people for this." >"The movie's been out for a few weeks. Its lost its hype. Let's sit in the back." "Good idea. We don't want anyone to see us do the...the "thing"." >She slaps your shoulder. >"Are you stupid? After you plunge my insides out, I'm gonna frost one of those seats like a cake! The ushers will be sooo pissed! OOH! You think someone will sit on it?" >Boner is seriously confused right now.
>>25997245 >Putting the image of her shitting into a fold up chair in the back of your mind, you make your way down the row, and plop into a couple seats. >Indigo stretches out, putting one of her legs up on the seat in front of her, giving you a view of her adolescent blossom. >That sounded a lot better in my head. >"So...sup?" >[Heavy breathing intensifies again] >She smirks. >"Like what you see, Longschlong? Ready to, in your own words, "murder my dookiemeat"?" >Oh god. Cringe!! >Nice line there Amanda Bynes. "H-heh heh...my names A-Anonymous.." >She curls an eyebrow at you, with an unamused frown. >"I like Longschlong better. It's like that cat that says "oolong Johnson" y'know?" "O-oh yeah! I'm totally aware of what's trendy, and phat nowadays.." >"Did you just say "phat"?" >OH SHIT. ACTIVATE DAMAGE CONTROL PROTOCOL! "I w-was just teasing! What type of old fart talks like that anyway? h-haha..." >She looks at you for a while, and shrugs. >"Whatever. Now let's get this started babycakes. Whip out that beefsteak!" "I didn't bring any food with me." >She looks at you in disbelief. >I'm looking at you in disbelief. >"....Are you being serious now?" >You gulp. >"No?" >She leans forward towards you. >"Then let's see what you're working with! You didn't wear draws either right?" >And risk getting skidmarks on your favorite jeans? Bitch please.. >OOOOOOH. SHE WANTS TO SEE YOUR COCK. "W-well I would, but it's so cold in here, and it'll look weird in this lighting.." >"You're giving me some bad vibes here Anon. I came to fuck while watching Kylo Ren, fuck up people. Not hang out with some beta teenager afraid to get his dong wet." "You're awfully comfortable with all this.." >"UGH. I knew this was a mistake!" >She retracts her leg to stand up, prepared to leave. >This may be your only chance to get some pussy...er butthole, and you're about to let it go, because you're that guy who runs diamond city radio.
>>25999434 "Wait! Please." >You grab her wrist, before she can stand up. >She looks down at your hand, and back at you. "I was just being silly..! Trying to lighten the mood!" >"And I'm trying to lighten my and your loads! Are you sure you wanna do this or not?" >You honestly don't know the first thing about sex, or having sex with a young girl. But do any males know what to do? I do. "O-of course girl..! I'm gonna make it go "pbbbt", like someone fisting a jar of miracle w-whip.." >"That's what I'm talking about!" >She leans on the armrest looking down at your crotch with anticipation. >Well...here goes.. >You unzip yourself slowly. >If you go past this line, there's no going back brother. >You'll officially become a kiddy diddler. >But, fuck you didn't get your promised wizard powers so it has to go at some point, right? >Sweat starts forming on your brow, as Indigo starts schlicking eagerly. >Ziiiiiiiip- >Standing like a proud warrior, Longschlongjohnson flexes for his audience in all his greasy glory. >"Huh. Thought it'd be bigger." >Instant deflation. "I-I told you it was cold in here.." >"Mhm.." >She looks you in the eyes, as the lights start to go out, and a few more people enter the room. >"Then what say we get it hot?" "Y-yes please." >"What was that?" "I said I'm jam it in like a square block into a circle peg woman." >She licks her lips, or at least you think that's what she did. >"Time to make some movie theater truffle butter stud." >Truffle-what? >Hol up, let me google it. >.........AW SICK.
>>25995252 You do realize you're paying money to use the internet, which spends most of its time advertising to you, and you're posting this comment on a board about a show that's designed to advertise toys.
This entire conversation is happening because you are using the electric uberjew.
>>26004082 Much like my dick at the thought of pounding Indy's tight, yet well worn backdoor.
>>26004343 Wear a good pair of hiking boots and climbing gloves. You'll need the extra grip and stability. And make sure you use a strong condom and plenty of lube. She prefers Durex Extra Strength and Vaseline Petroleum Jelly. And before anyone says anything, does she really look like the type of girl who cares about using Vaseline as a lube?
>>26000445 >She looks around, and stands up positioning herself over you. "Wh-what are you doing?" >"What do you think? How else are you gonna get it inside?" >Oh shit.. >Your palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy- >Cum in your pants already, chicken tenders hot and ready- >A tremble attack breaks out as her fingers search around for your little soldier. >"I can't see. Direct me." "B-but what about foreplay..?" >"Do I look like I know math?" >Hm. Indeed. >Her fingertips grab hold of her objective, and direct them towards what you believe to be her butthole and-- >YEEEOOOOW! >You stifle a cry of pain as her rugged, flesh sewer hole presses against your erection, bending it like a nike sign. >Your poor dick bone.. >"Damn it...get in there..!" >She starts trying to force her dry, cracked jihad trench down repeatedly, bending you more and more into a b8 hook. >This doesn't feel good at all. "H-hey..that hurts.." >You whisper to her, holding her waist. >"It's because you're not helping to get it in!" >"SSSH!" >"YOU WANNA GO BITCH?! DON'T WATCH ME, WATCH TV!" >Someone further down in the seats stands up facing you both. It's dark, and you can't tell if it's a man or a woman. "I-Indigo..no underwear remember?" >"Oh snap! You're right..." >She sits down on your exposed manhood, calming down as the silhouette does the same. >Is this how sex works? >Also..What's that smell? >It's like a mixture of Chicken of the sea, and buttermilk.
>>25995647 >Be Ano- Antonio Tijuana Walljumper ...that's better! >And you definitely don't know any Anonymous >Nope >Not at all I-I don't know w-what you're talking about señorrrita >Yeaaah that's how you speak spanish mi amigo >"So you are not Anonymous?" >... >Please Virgencita don't abandon me O-Of course not! I'm An-An-Antonio... yeah! Antonio! Nice to meet you señorita! >"Oh my~ My name is Indigo, nice to meet you... Antonio~ Wow that's a very /exotic/ name... >... >Y-You too >What's wrong with her voice? T-Thank you?
>>26006383 >She notices your loud sniffing. >"What's the matter stud?" "You don't smell that?" >She sniffs also. >"Smells pretty awesome if you ask me!" >Fear starts to set in at the possibility of getting an STD, but fades away as she begins grinding on you. >Her little hands grip the armrests, as her vaginal secretions smother your pole like gravy. >Oh god, I'm gonna be sick. >"Mmm. I'm so ready babycakes. Stir up my insides. I don't wanna walk straight.." >Unf..that bad santa reference. >She stands up again, and tries to reattempt her backdoor insertion. >It'll be like trying to fit a morbidly obese dog through a pinhole you think. >You feel it press against your shaft again, but this time, are met with little resistance, as the tip makes it in. >You gulp, and tremble again. >"Mmnnh..yeah..Almost up in that dookie baby..." >That is not sexy talk. >"Play with my bean Anon..Flick it.." >Flick her bean? >You know you've heard that phrase somewhere before, but can't recall what it actually means at the moment. >Dick has taken over any possible cognitive mental processing, and is only repeating the words "Whoop that trick" over and over in your mind. >You know it does have to do with the vagina though. >Your hairy dude hands clumsily surf over her /fit/ body, to her mound, where you feel the shape of what could be compared to a smaller version of a penis. >"Oh yeah! Right there..! Flick that shit!" >My word. The potty mouth on this youth! >Going along with her request you put your thumb and forefinger together in an "ok" position and-- >THWAP.
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