It's Sun-day: let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance.
How do you think Celestia spent Hearth's Warming and the New Year? - do you think she's made any resolutions of her own for the coming months?
She's an ageless god horse that raises the sun, pretty sure one teeny jewel in her crown won't break her.
Stolen from the Dragons many, many years ago; hence why the Royal Sisters are pretty much the only ponies the dragons are actually afraid of.
>you will never ride out astride Celestia to deal with one of the Dragon King's illegitimate sons
Would ponies even have a mistletoe tradition?
>she wears this on all Equestrian holidays and insists it's tradition
>"I didn't even know you guys had a horse version of cinco de mayo."
>'Besame' mucho, mi amor~'
The Fat Conductor was very cross that the Princess had eaten the entire cake.
>how did she spend new years
I wonder how much it takes to get her wasted.
>"T-twilight..can I lik-, can I like be like..REALLY super honest with you?"
>'Oh um..o-ofcourse Princess.'
>She leans in really close to Twilight's face
>"YOU. SHHHHUCK, man. Like..you-..you really suck, dude."
>"WHAT? I SUCK? BITCH I AM STILL YOUR SENIOR, THE FUCK IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION."
>Sunbutt is levitating a broken battle in her magic grasp
>How do you think Celestia spent Hearth's Warming and the New Year?
Hearth's Warming would be the only time of the year where Celestia and her sister have the entire Castle to themselves: because why would the staff be in service, when they should be with their own families?
I just like the idea of them enjoying each other's company, while giggling at the novelty of preparing their own meals, and having a day or so to be naughty and enjoy their empty schedules.
...whereas New Year's would be the bring-it-back-together bash, so plenty of parties and pretty dresses to be worn (co-ordinated styles?) before the fireworks display to end the year
>Shooing away naughty Celestia
What are you, gay?
When did sunhorse stop molesting everything from a toaster to luna? We need Molestia back, as this would give us atleast some semi autistic content with her.
I want to listen to Celestia's New Year's speech.
>"-and so, ponies of Equestria..."
>"...be excellent to each other!"
>"...and party on, dudes!"
You need to balance your pretty princesses. Also Patreon ruins everything.
>damp, fresh, floral-scented Celestia
>My name is unicorn staff maid 102
>My job is cleaning the bedrooms and surrounding hallways
>Most of the year the job is easy, Luna and Celestia are rather cleanly
>Except one time of year
>Two days after Hearthswarming
>While most of the staff is at home I must come in early to clean the castle and prepare it for New Years
>The first thing that hits you is the stench
>Followed by the piles of clothes and socks
>So many socks
>And when you actually arrive into their rooms
>I've seen some shit
I still think the Slice of Life episode could have been better as an Upstairs, Downstairs-style episode.
Set it in the Palace kitchens, add a nosy Guard and the maids who won't stop gossiping about each other, and of course Chef needs more of Celestia's favourite raspberries so someone has to head to market but comes back with Luna's blueberries order instead, that sort of thing.
Hi Sunbros, greetings and love from /moon/
I love you fags, man.
I feel as though Celestia would be a cheap drunk, while Luna would that one person who can handle a literal pint of moonshine with no adverse effects.
Nope, just mah headcanon. I actually wrote some green about a year ago and where Anon got into a drinking contest with the two of them, drunk Celestia under the table, and then ended up in a full on punch bowl contest with Luna.
“She stranded me on top of the west tower!”
>”Maybe she needed you to take care of something up there.”
“I was fucking naked!”
>”Well… were always naked so it’s not that big a deal, is it?”
“Fuck yes it is. It was cold as shit up there, my outie almost became an innie.”
>Ah another day as the pretend fiancé to the biggest flanked princess in the land.
>And here you are with your close friend Bronze Shield just shooting the shit.
>Well you were complaining and Bronze was just listening.
>Most ponies hated him, always said he was a bit of diva when it came to his looks.
>Honestly he was a bro.
>One of the few friends you had in the weird equine world.
>Oh look he’s talking maybe you should pay attention.
>”… and then you can tell her how you feel.”
“Could you say that part again.”
“The whole thing.”
>A look resembling a man ready to just jump of a bridge rather than face another day graced the princes face.
>”Just ask her to have dinner out in some fancy restaurant for some privacy and talk with her about all this.”
>In theory that could work.
>Worst case scenario she teleports you to the moon.
>Luna survived up there, so if it comes to that you should be fine.
>But you’d need toilet paper.
>There was more than likely a lack of tp up there.
>A brown hoof was waving in front of your face.
>Back to reality.
>”Anon, you zoned out again.”
“Yeah, sorry about that. But you’re right, I’ll just talk to her and get this whole thing settled once and for all.”
>With a shrug you set off on your newest mission.
“I mean, other than getting sent to the moon how badly could it go.”
>As you walked away you saw a thoughtful look on your buds face.
>”You could end up getting married next week.”
>You hated it when he was right. That possibility never even crossed your mind.
>But what are the odds of that happening?
>”Honored guests, It is my greatest pleasure to welcome you to this most joyous of days!”
>Fuck you, you little robed horse. I hope you get abducted and struggle snuggled at night.
>”Please find your seats, the ceremony will be starting within a few minutes.”
>I will follow you after this and shave you completely bald, butt tattoo and all.
>You are pissed.
>Turning to your best man, Bronze just sat on his haunches beside you.
>A small smile on his face, his eyes glued on the bridesmares.
>Keep it in your miniature horse pants for fucks sake.
“You know I blame this entire thing on you.”
>”Hey I only said to talk to her, not somehow make the ceremony get moved up to today.”
“Don’t try dodge this, you’re the one who suggested we have that damn dinner.”
>”Oh relax, you’re just getting married. It’s not the end of the world.”
“Maybe not for you, what the fuck am I supposed to do here?”
>”You could try running away.”
“I already checked, they got some weird shield around the place.”
>”It’s not so bad, most stallions would give their mane and tail for a chance to get with the princess.”
“Maybe you forgot, but I’m not a stallion.”
>Quietly seething at your small equine compatriot you looked around the vast throne room.
>The whole place was fancied up for the biggest wedding of the year.
>Even Purple Nurple came with all her friends.
>The place for lack of a better word was packed to the brim.
>Various pastel colored horses were waiting in their seats for the whole thing to start.
>As for you?
>You were standing at the altar with the best man… er horse.
>Celestia insisted on a old ceremony from hundreds of years ago, complete with a pony minister and all.
>So this is how it ended.
>Your bachelorhood was going to be stripped away in one fell swoop.
>Just because of a misunderstanding.
>And the music began.
>"Anonymous can you find me another tray of those delicious little mini cakes?"
>'I think 3 trays worth are enough, don't you.'
I don't want to let it die.
no bully pls
I want to blow into Celestia's ear when she's concentrated with paperwork to see how many ear twitches it takes to get her to notice.
Soon as he touched my wing, I came and started neighing.
We are. This is it. All this shit right here, it's us, and this is all. Nothing more. Ta-da.
>"Smithers, who is that animated young Gallahad in sector 7G?"
>only implication of sunbutt being in it is the title
These threads are so fucking stagnant.
Wouldn't it be interesting if Celestia took on a new, young, promising filly as her protégé. Or a small group, even, say four clever young ponies.
Twilight gets all 'but I was your student', and Celestia's all 'i have a life outside of you, Twilight Sparkle'. That sort of thing.
Waifus was a mistake
I knew exactly what I was getting into and I let it happen anyways
You think things suck now, imagine when the show ends and all we're left with is our loose ends, boy is that going to be awkward
>mfw I've wasted years of my life on a shitty ponies cartoon and am arguably worse off for it
Not really. I just want her to have a fucking episode. Shit, I'd settle for getting to see her for longer than she's in the fucking opening credits for.
>Princess Twilight Sparkle and her fax machine, in a garish McMansion of a castle outside of a hick town on the outskirts of nowhere
>frowning into the cool night air - shivering and pulling the crushed-velvet bedcover over her shoulders again - idly picturing Celestia yawning while fondly going over her students' charmwork
>the brown one, a colt, had said 'hello' and shook her hoof, before taking them both through Starswirl's Nineteenth Theorem
>she'd mastered the Nineteenth months before he had, of course, but nevertheless what kind of attitude was THAT to show your mentor, the Princess of the Sun?
I don't even remember the last episode I bothered to download, let alone watch. I just like to come here to remember, and find out about other peoples' experiences with our collective waifu
My life was shit before, and it'll be shit after. This is it.
She wouldn't want you guys to be sad. She sees a pony without friends and wants them to find some. She is overjoyed Twilight doesn't need her anymore. Sure she misses her student but more importantly she's proud to see how much she's grown.
Make her proud of you, Anons. When the day comes when you no longer need her, she'll smile on you too.
>fag reads the first 3 sentences and declares there is no sunbutt in this story
>Twilight starts giving them a lecture about the importance of friendship and how she learned to respect her friends
>they give her a wierd look, and mention how they studied Starswirl's Nineteenth together, as a team, underneath Celestia
God damn I love that picture. That's probably my favorite Celestia pic.
Why is she so beautiful?
She's my waifu I'll always need her.
I seen a princess the other day
with streaks of green
just the prettiest lookin princess that I ever had seen
But I was on a cocaine, all around my brain
Someone want to edit purple dork out of this one, please
and maybe we could have it as the new OP image in future threads.
No, that's when it's posted on the wrong days and is missing the pastebin.
Heh, this pic reminds me of the tri-star horse.
>she actually hates her crown regalia
>"IT'S ITTTCHY, UGGGH, FUCK!!"
>she throws them off like a kid who got clothes on christmas
>"You're going to have to catch me if you want me to wear them."
>'T-this isn't a game, Sunbutt. It's like, your duty an shit.'
>"Grrr~ C'mon if you catch me I'll let you give me a bath a-and take me on a walk."
Maybe you should read the next few parts as well
Sorry if the lack of hooves flares your hemorrhoids but thought I'd share.
A big fuck you too anon.
I'm almost certain that decorative saddles are canon, as part of pretty dresses. Rarity had that umbrella-saddle as well, so there's the utility thing as well.
I just like the whole 'knight and steed' thing!
M8, they've mellowed out a bit. Now they're mostly the Nightmare Moon waifu general, with occasional bondage.
>"Why is 'Only stupid assholes sit in this box' scribbled over?"
>'I am neither stupid, nor an 'asshole', thank you.'
>"Sunbutt, get out of that box, you don't know what Twilight did in it before you got it."
It's like you'll cowards don't even praiseit
post sunbutt being comfy
>"C'mon Anon! This way!"
"I'm coming. Shut the hell up! Jesus."
>You keep crouched down, as you follow the guard "Peeping Tom" through the shrubbery outside Canterlot Castle.
>He told you that he was going to "Show you heaven on Equestria" for two bits.
>You've seen legendary mythological creatures, and talking sentient horse species, and a 200 foot centaur. If this is on the up and up, you have to see it. Two bits is a cheap price to pay.
"Ow! These fucking bushes suck.."
>"Quiet! You wanna get caught?"
>You roll your eyes, as you try to push your way through jagged branches.
>He leads you to a window, and slowly whack-a-moles his head upwards and back.
>"Sweet. Okay she's there. Come look!"
>You sigh, and inch closer to him.
"This better be good, Or I'm sticking my thumb up your ass tom."
>He shivers, and you see a semi rise from under his belly.
>Goddamn faggot ass guards man...
>You peek over the sill, and spot the Princess herself standing by a spacious bathtub.
>"Yeah! Isn't it awesome?"
"No. I can fucking see Celestia whenever I want you codpiece!"
>You sigh, and continue observing her.
>She's humming in that beautiful voice of hers,
like when she sung to Twilight, and made you cry a little.
>Bubbles and foam start to build in the large tub, as Celestia finally stops the water with a magical turn of the faucet.
>She smiles at her bath, and you see that same glow cover her regalia.
>"Here it comes...!"
"What, a naked pony? Newsflash jackass! YOU'RE ALL NAKED."
>Her crown, Necklace, and slippers all come off, and what happens next catches you off guard.
"...Why are there Censor bars around her body?"
>Peeping Tom is too busy fapping to answer.
Kek that was good. Also
when you mentioned celestia singing to twilight were you talking about when she turns twilight into an alicorn? Cause her voice almost brought a tear to my eye.
She's like a gorillion years old, if anything I'm into WAY older women. You're fuckin gay, dude.
>lolol master trole simply eric u guise
Fuck off and let us die, shitbird.
>see the 'what episode should you watch with your gf thread' bumped from 404
Oh golly, thank you o faggot who bumps threads from pg 10.
Do you guys think Celestia likes hard liquor?
it's special kind of feeling when you see the sun coming up over the mountains and everything's alright
Here you go, faggot.
she got beaten by bug legs tho. moving the sun is just her talent. don't think that makes her a god. humanity can recreate simulations of the beginning of the universe and weird the power of the sun as a bomb yet we are still mortals.
>implying that Celestia is anything less than the goddess she is
That's the most disgusting Heresy I have every heard in my life.
Well, there's also the whole thing about being pretty much immortal to consider as well, and moving a celestial body every day across the expanse of time is a pretty uniquely godlike trait.
Besides, even a god needs to get their ass beat sometimes.
immortal doesn't make someone a god
And again moving the sun is her special talent pretty sure if a pony was named Celestia as well they'd end up with the same skill as their destiny. But that's what i believe yo7u don't have to take me seriously.
it will be exactly like this for all of us
MLP Will always live on in our hearts and minds, pleb.
This. Moonfriends aren't the enemy.
Luna is best princess
But Celestia is pretty based too
Heh, simply ebic, I like it redditbro, +1.
>"Anonymous, your constant shenanigans are becoming quite the nuisance for the palace staff and as such I'm afraid I must ask tha-"
>'HEY! TIA! LOOK! BALL!' You say whistling a few times
If by attack you mean love, then yes.
I wonder if your heart can stand.
are you a wizard?
If that's a man then he must be a fucking fairy faggot because who else doesn't clip their fucking nails. And that hand looks soft like a baby's bottom, never saw a day of work in its life.