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>>25944152
First for TRAITOR
>>25944187
Go to bed you wank.Poner get.
>>25944187poner new year get
Anyone still 2015?
Can she get out earlier today?
>>25945278
Only if she can fit three pencils in her butthole
>>25945371
she's got a big ponut
I'd like to attend a bat sleepover
>>25945278
permission granted
>>25945371
With tablet
>>25944152
Edgy-looking and snowflake OC general: Where autists gather to shoehorn their batmemes and batshit into everything.
>>25946923
ur late again
>>25946923
Edgy-looking?
>>25947313
That oc has so much stuff going on, it's making my brain hurt.
>>25947313
I want to gently deflorate this little cutie
I want her first time to be romactic, slow and happy
I want to do it in the middle of the night, under a big oak
>>25947295
tassletufts
>>25947313
What is this?
Florf.... Is something the matter?
>>25948161
It's a very funky bubbly bat.
>>25948264
She lost her wingwarmers
I'm feeling like creating more desktop ponies.
>>25944187
STOP WITH THE STAR WARS MEMES
It's still a bit early, but I'd like to get this in in case I wont be able to. Happy New Year /bat
>>25948415tr8 t0r
>>25948628
STOP
>>25948606
weeeeeee
>>25948683
REEEEEEEEE
>>25948695
>>25948780
Iwatched he movie, was great, just meming, but the memes are going to far now
>>25946923
Happy New Year tsunanon
More tomorrow.
>>25949962
:'^(
>>25945278
Happy new years!!
happy new bate
have a batty new year
How do bats celebrate the new year?
>>25952630
By eating mangoes and keking, kekeke
bat bump
time to wake up battie
Bunch of bats with hangovers *hiccup*
>>25954080
Great opportunity to sexualize them!
>>25954089
>Great opportunity to sexualize them!
Nooooooooooo, don't rape the bats!
>>25954147
It's not rape if they didn't say NO.you can't say no when unconscious
>>25954147
I didn't say I would plow them like a psycho, just make them cum as well as meI would make a lot of bat satyrs
>>25954328
nice dog
>>25954238
You can't say no when you're saying yes.
Staring at that little clapping Night Watch fills you with Determination.
>>25956011
>eye colour
It's not Night Watch
>>25956075
*poof*
>>25944152
I'll just leave something quitebattyright here
https://www.humblebundle.com/weekly
>>25956471poner get
>>25956533
EEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25954328
Is she dead?
>>25956946
She is asleep after rough, anal sex
bap boop
>>25949868
>>25956149
no musky butt
>>25959057
>>25959457
okay you win
>>25957019
she has no butt, so good luck on that
>>25959684
lol
>>25959684
>>25960110
Oh noooooooo!
which bat has the biggest butthole?
>>25958268
Done, Whisper is now available on OneDrive.
If you have DesktopPonies app, just download the folder "Bat Ponies" from @GAMES AND APPS\Desktop Ponies catalog, choose your bats, copy their respective folders to the folder "Ponies" in your DP installation directory.
If you don't have DesktopPonies app, download it from @GAMES AND APPS\Desktop Ponies, unpack, run application- bat ponies are already inside.
>>25960110
CHOMP
>>25960110
is she ok?
>>25960406
How could you, Eggo! You stole her butt!
>>25960345
Tis' pretty sweet, but I dont think the program likes a 3 monitor setup.
Don't scare a poni.
>So adorably clueless.
>>25960336
Arrhythmia has an enormous plump ponut
>>25961621
I want it be encompassed by it
>>25960336
Sirocca, she tried to put a mango inside her butt
>>25961790
where are the proofs?
fgg
[/spoilefaggotsr]
>>25961680
I think it would be nice to live inside Arrhythmia's big, warm butt. Very comfy.
h
>>25961790
Unf
>>25961790pic?
bat!
>>25963107
dead bat
>>25960110
uh oh
mischeivious bats
I can't draw femanon like Outa' Sync.
>>25964387
I'd like Panne to feed me some nutritious squash soup
>>25964543
You can't draw.
more glasses bat
Next step: epicrainbowcrafts.
>>25965365
Wait, two of Mia?
>>25965551
That one is cute, though.
>>25965374
Absolutely.
>>25965365
>Huntsman Knife
>>25968436
>>25968436
Hey, batty
dead
>>25964543
#She's not heavy, she's my battieeee..#
>>25970747Moth thread is dead.
>>25970747
>>25970841
rip
>>25970915
What? What happened?
>>25972904
Cell posted a watersports version of his picture
>>25973933
Doesn't make any sense in context.
>>25973933
Please explain further
>>25975075
Surprised the joke is somehow still funny
>>25975426
I bet you're the only one who thinks that.
>>25975799
That it's still apparently funny? I don't.
>>25975826
I would like toworkin Panne'sbakery.
bedtime bump good night bats
[happy peeing noises]
>>25978482
pls
edgy bat oc
>>25980757
those colourful and sparkling bats would be great for defloration
>>25969011
gif please
>>25980757
Those fluffy ears are very BatDesu-esque.
>>25982048
>>25982532
>shitty frame times
>>25983181
STOP MAKING THAT FACE
Bat are so quiet in 16
>>25985668
hahaha that is horrible
Bats.
Butts.
>>25988270
>She will never pee on you
>>25988674
Go back to your dead thread
>tfw no bat sibling
>>25988674
When /moth/ sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with /bat/. They're bringing fetishes. They're bringing autism. They're shitposters.
Thump. Thump. Thump.
> You are a pony, in equestria.
> Your name is unimportant now
> You fucked up, and you know it.
Thump. Thump. Thump.
> you can't see much, outside of a blurred view of your cherry red hair.
> You can't think straight, you're too depressed
> You don't understand why you were cut short, why this had to happen
> As you contemplate these weighty issues, you feel your arm go numb.
> Blood loss? You have no idea.
> As you lay crying, potentially dying, and sighing, you can't help but think about the mess you made for yourself...
[Spoiler] More later. Promise.
>>25990557
Already done Fucked it up. Pack it in.
>>25990451
How cute, you actually think people of the highly appreciated moth thread would sink so low as to come here and give you guys attention so you can cry about shitposting and enforce how better you are in all ways than other generals.
Yet here you are, the ones stuck with most shitposters.
>>25990607
>Implying Fingerbang isn't worse
Oh, /moth/, you're such a card.
>>25990607
>so low as to come here
Yet, here you are. The irony's fairly rich, don't you think?
The highly appreciated moth thread is just that.
Rich in irony.
>>25990607
Outside observer here.
What's this? Rivalry between two of the worst generals on /mlp/ over which is worse? Don't kid yourselves, you're both equally terrible.
>>25990631
The rivalry is one sided, most of our contributors cross post in /moth/
>>25990631
I thought it was just being mutually tsun, seeing as cross posters from both threads are quite common
>>25990631
To put it short, it's like one dude who can't bury the hatchet and whines at anyone who says anything contrary to his opinion. Their thread isn't in the catalog for a reason.
>>25990646
To put it how it is, it's a few people insisting it is one person who can't bury a hatched and that one person coming to say no every once an then while all shitposting is thought to come from that one person, which makes that one person annoyed enough to come over to say no because he does not shitpost in this thread, then the two fling accusations back and forth for a short while before that one person leaves again, and the shitposting continues since shitposter know that they can shitpost all they want since it is going to be blamed on that one person anyway, while the few people keep blaming that one person for it and keep arguing with anyone they think is that one person, making others think it is that one person as well, and then you're stuck in this loop.
>>25990680
...What?
>>25990680
I'm so lost
>>25990680
Are you speaking English?
>>25990695
>"K-kek I should turn a canon pony into one of my fanmade batshits :P
>>25991288
>K-kek i should shitpost everytime a fruitbat pony is posted
>stop liking what i don't like!
>>25991288
This is why your thread is dead.
>>25991255
>Vito trying to make everyone love his snowflake waifu
Fuck off.
>>25991320
...what?
The image i posted is saying she is SHIT, fucking SHIT, and NOT a batpony
>>25991332
>literally shitposting
kill yourself
>>25991357
You first
But i didn't even post cadence
>>25991297
>a fruitbat pony
>Implying fruitbats means that the batponies the fandom has made up is canon
Now that's autism.
>>25991379
Nobody said anything was nothing was canon
Nohing here is canon
Stop taking bats so seriously
>>25991412
>>25991434
>>25991387
>Implying batfags haven't kept claiming that their headcanon is canon
>>25991465
Nothing about bats is canon, nor will it be
Batfags truly are cancer
>Bats aren't canon
>I-It doesn't matter!
>Batfags are cancer, lol
>Kill yourself hateanon!
2016 and bat thread has learned nothing. It's not even good bait and you faggots are still taking it.
>>25990680
So what, every circle jerk I have been in has been guilty of this.
>>25991500
So which one's your favorite?Moff?
>>25991387
They are canon race :^)moth are not
>>25995233
Baron is a great artist and all butdear god those colors.
>>25990841
I dont remember coloring this
did you color this?
>>25990451
/r/ing trumpbat
>>25990680
sounds likeautism
>>25987482
I like this a lot
>>25995458
Sorry, I believe it was posted in a previous /bat thread long ago.
>>25995705
MAKE /BAT/ GREAT AGAIN!
>>25995848
We're going to build a wall. To keep out moths and shitposters. Mostly shitposters as the moths will just fly over.
>>25995999
trips confirm
>>25995999
trips have spoken, we build a wall!
http://www.dileak.com/post/136553718618/unmute-heard-this-song-and-immediately-thought
>>25993797
Sequien
>>25996058I like you.
post /r/
>>25997364
Two batponies of your choice looking up at the night sky and arguing about a meteorite that's flying through the sky.
>>25997364
pompom screeing
>>25997364
ghost of Speck scares Sirocca
>>25995999
have you thought about joining the skype?
CuteEdge.png
>>25998875
Nice
>>25998801
>have you thought about joining the skype?
Tried too. Cannot seem to get anyone from the OP to add me / share details. Even messaged Codras on tumblr and no reply.
>>25998930
I don't know who decided to make those people admins in the bat chat, they have one job, really
>>25998959
I never asked for it.
>>25998930
search for noogai13 or machibex
>>25998930
Add meMachibexon Skype, and I'll add youI also never got a message from you, guy so I have no idea what you're talking about "Cannot seem to get anyone from the OP to add me / share details."
>>25999092
Ack, looks like I only sent requests to codras (which I believe now was the wrong one) and noogai13 and didn't get to you. Sending one now, my apology.
>>25996039
Too cute
>>25999609
Who is next to Florence
>hold down bap by legs
>struggles to fly away
>wings beat fruitlessly against bed
>pfpfpfpfpfpf
>>25999669
The effect of "Adventures of Aux"
>>25999609
Is this new?
>>26000433
Man, it's like, one of the oldest pics from bat threads.
>>26000459
So old it's new?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb7ezsA2g6o
>>26000662
I really like this one.
>>26000536
Yeah, something like this
>>25995999
the hair fits remarkably well
>>26001918
Way batter than his original one
>>25998875
I would like to pat this bat on the head.
>>26000459
>tfw you still love the idea of Aux ravaging Hekesuh's ponut with his batcock.
JKMD
>>26002061
they are still arguably my favorite /bat/ ship
>>26002085
Yep, I just wish there was more porn.
My dream picture would be a picture of Hekesuh's butt being stretched to it's limit as Aux struggles to penetrate him.
>>26000662
Neat. Xd dragon a best
Remember this one? Feels like such a long time ago now.
>>26002119
that'd be pretty hot, especially if hekesuh is drooling from his open mouth while he ejaculates from the pleasure of anal sex with his best batbro
>>26002183
Aux is a big guy.
>>26002207UUUU
>tfw no best batbro to snuggle up with on winter mornings
>>25999698
Is it worth the read?
>>26002862
It was pretty good, one of the oldest stories
Where is Nick?
>>26002119
>>26002183
I took notes to possibly draw this idea one day in the near future. It may not be all that great, but eh, practice.
>>26002163
Moonshine has a plump ponut
boop
>>26005854
Nice Speg you got there
New pic.
>>26006620
nuh is such a qt
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35231046
Arabic and North African men commit mass sexual assault in Germany on New Year's eve, for realsies
>>26006996
I want to be sexually attacked by pretty bat mares.
>It's New Year's Eve in Ponyville
>You're out with your bros, just some wild and crazy stallions out on the town
>"Colts just wanna have fuuuun," you all sing in unison, sipping daiquiris through swizzle straws
>QT mares flirt with you all night
>There's a lot of them but you feel safe because they're all locals and nice people
>You and the boys are having a great time
>That is, until you frolic into a dark alley to take a whiz
>You hear your best bro Chad puke onto a trash can
>"There goes my daiquiri, brah..." he laments, wiping his mouth
>"You could've at least aimed INto the can," says a voice from behind you
>You and your posse whirl around to see yourselves surrounded by bat pony mares
>Fear runs through you as you realize that they've cut off the only exit
>"U-Um, I d-didn't mean to miss," Chad stammers, backing away
>You and your bros slowly follow his lead, backing away from the encroaching pack of bat mares
>They were a small population in Ponyville, recently arrived from somewhere far away
>There had been concerns about letting them in the town, fears about certain aspects of their culture, but Mayor Mare had told you all to shut the fuck up and stop being such racist neonightmare bigots
>No one wanted to be a racist neonightmare bigot, so that seemed like a compelling argument enough to let the batmares in
>They'd since terrorized the town, stealing mangoes, drinking blood of hapless ponies in broad daylight, rubbing their smelly butts all over everything to mark their territory
>But that was just their culture, right? Mayor Mare had told everyone that they needed to just shut up and ACCEPT it instead of being RETARDED and DUMB
>You distinctly remember Mayor Mare pantomiming the act of bending over and forcing a hoof up her own asshole as she'd said that
>Now, as the batmares advance on you and your trapped bros, you realize only too late that a horrible plague has been released upon your fair Ponyville
>>26007293
For some reason I thought that this was going to be related to Hekesuh and Aux sharing a kissu again.
>>26007475
Jkmd
>>26007475
The batstallion refugees in Ponyville are law-abiding homosexuals. It's the batmares that are going around destroying everything
>>26007563
I saw a picture of Aux struggling to hide his erection today and thought of you.
*kissu*
What is /bat?
Anon, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
>>26006620
what a waste of time...
A Bunch of bats, Haven't been here in awhile~
>>26008346
Sorry, I can't delete it anymore.
It's quiet in here....too quiet.
*looks around*
>>26008971
Bats are asleep maybe?
>>26008971
>>26008990
I like your Lapis bat
>>26009055
Someone knows my existence! Also thanks :D
>>26009073
you look familiar
>>26009110
Familiar bat's in a familiar time :D
>>26009110
>>26009073
Do they go to the same manedresser?
Very familiar.
>>26009173
They probably do lol, Full of bat talk between manedressers :D
>>26009073
Oldie but goldie
>>26009290
Way back when i first started and wanted to a homage to the TMNT Arcade :D
>>25944152
I heard you guys wished me a merry christmas and happy new year and I just found out about it by an old friend, and it'd be rude not to reciprocate.
kinda hard to believe that back in 2013 was when Bat pone thread was thought up I'd help be a part of it, and now in 2016 it's still here. I'd have never guessed it 3 years ago.
merry belated Christmas and happy new year Bat Pone
Sincerely,
a relic just passing through on his highway of memories.
>>26009472
Is that you, Hands? Or Access?
>>26009472
Good to see you again.
>>26009472
Fuck
>>26009509
neither, think WAY back to the beginning, if you were there for that.
>>26009511
>>26009518
nice to see you guys too. It's been what, a whole year or something ridiculous like that?
>>26009534
There were so many people on the beginning! Please reveal your secret!
>>26009583
>Please reveal your secret!
look closely at the picture I posted in the original post.
>>26009509
The pic already told who he is
>>26009472
7.62
>>26009472
Good to see you again.
>>26009534
Sounds about right for a year.The ride really never ends
>>26009073
Sadly most of your arts can't be post on here.
>>26009744
Lapis is Jasmine's naughty cousin
>>26009611
>>26009627
Haha, it's like meeting new comrades and old alike. Such a shame life caught hold of me or maybe I'd have stuck around and wrote a send off story, but I just couldn't make the time nor the motivation to write anymore about mlp.
oh well, time for this ghost to leave. Maybe once and for all this time...
>>26009631
The ride does truly end, sometimes though us ghosts like to peak upon the riders and nostalgia about the old days when we get a break.
>>26009831
get your transparent ass here and write about Pull Tab
>>26009900
okay fine
>Pull Tab was walking down the street
>Anon and Moonlight jumped out yelling,
"Boo!"
>Pull Tab rolled her eyes and kept on walking
>Anon and Moonlight looked at each other with furrowed brows as Pull Tab strode off into the sunset toward home.
the end
>>26009971
It's beautiful, I'll make a picture about this story!
>>26009971
So:
>Anon and Moonlight live happily together in Hollow Shades
> they pull pranks on Pull Tab and usually they fail
> it looks like it was not the first attempt to scare her by telling boooo
> she trots to her home during a sunset
I wonder where she was, bats are nocturnal, she should be in the bed! Maybe she was studying for college exams in the regular pony library and Moonlight found an opportunity to surprise her friend?
>>26005854
Spooky ghost
>>26003837
>rosewood
That's not a bat pony
>>26009290
I'd play it
>>26009971
Boo
>>25991454
>batfags
>>26009971
>>26010042
>>26010408
wonderful
>>25996039
>That perfect chest-fluff
>>26015277
>tfw you will never wrap a cute bat into a blanket burrito
>>25944152
I want to pat this bat. He looks scared.
>>26015277
>Vito cramming his special little snowflake waifu into everything again
>>26016822Speck is shit
>>26007082
Still looks like that says
>My Big Fatt Batt Butt Cereal
>>26018840
Isn't that what its supposed to say?
>>26019100
oooh is the prize a butt plug?
>>26019235
USUALLY
>>26019100
I want some.
>>26019320
Oh gosh, call the batbulance!
>>26019915
it will make your butt huge
>>26020048
Mia pls
>>26020071
No he's right, it's packed with so much sugar and calories that it will eventually make your butt hugeIvy's been eating that at breakfast for years
butt
butt(s)
>>26021127
I would like to purchase one bat butt, please.
>>26021193
Out of Stock. Expected Delivery: NEVER
>>26021481
Nooooo...
batcock
We need greentext stories.
>>26022096
>You're Anon
>Bat
>The End
>>26022127
Longer
>>26022150
>You're Anon
>A bat approached you and scree'd
>It was loud
>You told the bat to shut the fuck up
>The End
Better?
>>26022181
5 star review. Best story ever.
page 8 bumper sticker
>>26022181
And what was next? Are they friends?
>>26025200
Well, fuck, I guess the Bat's name is ... and its coat colors are whatever you want them to be, as for what genetalia it has, whether you want a penis, or a penis vagina with teeth, then more power to you. I guess they're friends if Anon's being a shit to ...
>>26025727
Please stop the wild carousel of lore and information, it's too much!Please continue...~
>>26025727
... is my favorite bat
>>26025200
>Unsurprisingly you are Anon.
>Unusualy someone taps your door at night.
>Understandably you tiredly check the door
>Unfortunately no stands before you
>Unhappy you start to wonder if it was a prank
>Unaccepting of the situation you start to sigh
>Unbeliveing you are hit by an object facefirst
>Unamused you run straight into a wall
>Unbecoming of you, you start to man up
>Unavoidable you start to feel the object
>Unscarred you stare into snake eyes
>Unaware of this particular species fangs
>Uncertain you switch on the wall light
>Undoubtedly you stare at an ashen bat pony
>Unconsciously you start to tap its nose
>Unaccustomed to its impressive wingspan
>Undistracted it licks you and tries to hug you
>Undenieing you take part in the welcome
>Unescaping you press on to add more contact
>Unexplainingly taking your sweet time hugging
>Unfolding your arms to stare at what follows...
>Untainted swelling love from lip to lip in a flash
>Unfullfillingly short in its embrace
>Unlost to you the meaning of its careful touch
>Unimaginablely cute and soft its body presses
>Unaging love wrapping you like fire
>Unamusing it calls you a faggot
>The End
>>26025763
>Your name is ...
>Say what you want about your father, he wasn't great at names.
>Oh! You were friends with Anon. Anon the human.
>He was a pretty big guy, tall, muscly, handsome.
>A total dreamboat.
>The two of you were out for coffee because of poorly contrived plot reasons that would most likely end in a sexual encounter of some kind.
"Gotta kowtow to the fans, right?"
>Anon, currently mid sip, put his tea down and shot you a quizzical look.
>"... who are you talking to?"
"Our wonderful viewers at home, of course!"
>[Laugh Track]
>Anon shrugged and brought his soda back up, putting your antics out of his mind likely.
>Such a good filler device, right?
>As the owner of this fine doughnut shop, you could get free wine samplings whenever you wanted.
>'Course, your profit margin had a shocking tendency to dip whenever you dipped into the beer stores.
>You'd have to hire someone to figure out why that was.
>Anyway, this was usually the point where you got all awkward and shy about what to do next.
>Like any good overly shy character, you fell into internal monologue.
>And, just like any good piece of erotic fanfiction, it was filled with observations about Anons physique, and inevitably idly wondering about how he'd be in the sack.
"H-Hey, Anon! W-Wanna shag me now or shag me later?"
>Oh no! Did you say that out loud?
>[Laugh Track]
>"Yes, let us abscond to do the sex."
>Anonymous picked you up in his strong, manly arms and carried you off.
>The damn dirty ape.
"Oh be-have!~"
The End, upboat and subscribe for more, oh, and donate to my Patreon too.
>>26025812
finally, a real green in bat
and it's brilliant
>>26025849
also brilliant
I'm loving the sudden surge of literature
>no green for months
>all we had to do was follow the damn tr- ask for green
>>26025871
but the question is
will there be more?
>Mostyn has to deal with horny drunk Ivy
>>26025812
Moar!
>>26025812
have a colored bat
>>26027267
>>26027267
That just looks awful. Learn how to color before you try anything like that again.
>>26027344
What's the issue, shiny?
>>26027352
>>26027344
le samefag bat pun
>>26027317
>Whispenmare
Am I being rused?
>>26027361
>you'll cowards don't even kekeke
>>26028063
Was i a player of he rock of love cyoa?
>>26030635
I can't really read all that. Post it as text pls?
>>26030880
>tfw no update from Eppy
>>26031957
Good.
>>26032317
Bad.
>>26025812
wow
just
un..
wow
/r/ Mostyn not being lewd
>>26030978
kill it with fire
>>26031957
That story hasn't been touched in over a year.
shovelbap
For the irony.
>>26035277
The last update is from 27 Apr 2015
>>26036771
Guess I was wrong.But it's taking how long to progress, let alone conclude? I lost interest months ago.
>>26036789
I'm still hyped for more, but Eppy doesn't have too much time to write.
Boop a bat
>>26033447
no, she is a qt
>>26036526
That's pretty cute.
>p10
This is not how you give love to our bats.
>>26042618
That's a pretty animation.
>>26036526
nice animation m8
Never been here before but I'd like to take a couple requests.
Shoot all your ideas. You have until 11 EST
>>26044132
A thunderstorm, but instead of rain tiny bats fall from the sky
>>26044156
Times up!
I'll be getting to this as soon as I'm able.
>>26044132
I want Mostyn the bat poni to be grumpy on the picture.
>>26044629
Why grumpy?
>>25944152
S-So are there are any *gulps* g-girls in the skype group??
>>26046357
No. Only extremely gay men.
>>26046763
well shucks
>>25944152
Whatever happened to the irc?
>>26047397
It's still up, just seems that it got omitted from the OP over time or something.
>>26036526
>still draws them after killing the general
Batfags are truly the msot autistic
>>26048528
It made me chuckle, you are like those guys from nationalist, ultracatholic parties.
>>26036526
>Batfag pretending to be a mothfag
>>26048571
>>26048528
You're still here?
>>26048114
This is cute
Hey, wake up.
batbenis
>>26048528
>>26048571
Just would like to point out that no one cared until you showed up. I guess cold weather in Northern Europe makes you a little eccentric, no?
>>26048114
Even their ear is twitching. Nice
>>26052183
Val?
>>26053430
I'd like Robinia to sit on my face. I bet her ass smells like seawater and chewing gum.
>>26053963
>"...freaking p-pervert..."
>>26054058
Don't tell me you've never been curious about the smell of your own butt?
>>26054088
I think she is more busy with protecting her sister than thinking about the smell of her butt.
>>26054128
Perhaps sitting on Anon's face would provide some much-needed stress relief
chiroptera
To do this to a batpone would bring immeasurable joy to me.>You will never make the "bat got your tongue" pun
>>26055652
Why
>>26056013
Why not?
>>26055652
>>You will never make the "bat got your tongue" pun
But what if Bat got Anon's tongue? You wouldn't like that, now would you?
>>26056464
Bat can't hold your tongue with hooves.
bap
>>26057927
I dig it
>>26057005
They will hold your tongue with fangs
Bat go to sleep
Any ideas how to make this thread alive?
>>26060519
More green?
>>26054128
Where is Aux?
>>26060966
I believe he is playing with Robinia's crazy cousin, Morning Star.
>>26061009
Fake and gay
>>26061036
Pfffffft, nice try, CurledPonyCreationsGood to see you here again.
>>26061196
this horse is very blue
Does jeebus <3 bats?
>>26061733
He thinks they're cancer.
>>26061733
Of course, duh, the are canon after all.
I need someone to draw malkbat drinking milk in a lewd fashion
>>26062268
But is she for sexual?
>>26062631
Everybat are for sexual
>>26062631
Malkbat can be for suggestive lewdness
>>26062752
Is this ok if I kiss and suck her titty?
stretchy bat butthole
>>26065725
A small test involving examining you butthole and vagina can say if you are telling the truth.
>>26066474
bab, has anyone made Echo or any other /bats for Source Film Maker?
>>26067996
I've found this screenshot on OneDrive, I don't know who made it. You can also try searching for another model made by Stoic, it should be somewhere in the "pony tactics concept by Stoic.rar" file, in Bat Ponies\@GAMES AND APPS catalog on OneDrive.
>>26055652
I just wanna grab Flare's serpentine tongue with my lips.
>>26068630
You wouldn't tongue rape a bat.
>>26069322
Is this rape if you pleasure a bat against her will, but after all she climaxes?
>>26069322
Is it rape if she stuck her tongue out first
>>26069636
>>26069911
Perhaps not, but be careful, the bat may screech loudly.
>>26071088
Heads need to be a circle. they're taller than they are wide
>>26071088
Aux and?
>>26070131
THOSE FANGS
>>26068190
Ah thanks. No luck with the Unity file. Looks like I'll see about getting a SFM model made and release it for those to use.
RIP David Bowie :(
>>26071088
fuck, that's cute
>>26074094
Tfw you know you drew something but don't remember doing it
>>26074208
iktf
>>26070131
This is the "bat is for squeezing!" bat, isn't it?
>>26075438
Yes
>tfw you finally squeeze a bat, but don't live to tell the tale
Sent from my Necrophone 6.
Batties, don't be asleep...
>>26072590
BAT CONTROL
TO MAJOR ECHO
>>26076213
TIP YOUR BATDORA
AND MAY BATMEMES BE WITH YOU
>>26076226
AND I'M KEE-ING
IN THE MOST
UNUSUAL WAY
Bat archives updated.
Super Special Sisterbat Kisses
>>26079843
I want MossMoonAnon to continue the story.
bat
>>26080663
This is a cute filly.
>>26042233
what
>>26082650
> lazybates
>>26080663
Looks almost like mav's work.
>Be Anon
>You've just woken up
>It's the middle of the night
>At the foot of your bed there is a small pony-imp-thing
>You are scared speechless
>It's just watching you
>It has something in it's mouth
>Looks like some sort of fruit
>"Take it" it it spits through the
>You slowly take the fruit
>You slowly reach out and grab it
>"Eat it"
>You cautiously put it in your mouth
>Mango
>Cover in saliva
>The imp giggles
>You jumps on you and desecrates your temple-body
>You wake up in cold sweat
>It's the break of dawn
>Nothing is there
>Was it all a dream?
>As you rub your neck, you feel a light sting
>You have what seems to be bite marks
>Was it real?
>Some time later you die of rabies
>>26082992
hello guy
>>26082995
hello guy
>>26083029
more greentexts, Red guy
>>26083036
I haven't completely read up on the bat-mythos besides the mango part so it will take some time
>>26083048
as long as you keep making em, thanks man
>>26083048
>Bat mythos
There is none, really, it's basically memes, bad puns and chloroform.
>>26083061
>>26083053
No real mythos and way to do things besides memes, puns and love crimes, huh?
how about a stand-in for twilight sparkle, that moves to batville to study the dark arts and is pestered by sexy bats in all sorts of ways?
it's taken from an idea i had a long time ago
if you think you'll like it ill try to make something out of it soon
i have exams coming up so i wont be as frequent
fun fact, where i come from there is a village called bat
>>26083091
do it, love the premise
I do suggest you read some stories to get a feel of the thread bats
>>26083094
Where are ya from?
>>26083109
Bulgaria
We have many kinds of bats here
>>26083147
Noice. We got lot's of bats where I'm from too. Weird things. Sometimes they get trapped in my window screens so I have to free them.
>>26083172
Do they thank you?
>>26083261
They scree and flap around, getting their bearings and then they just fly off after that.
>>26082992
Weren't these greentext stories how /bat/ originally started?
>>26083310
Yes, I missed those short greens
>>26083091
Um... well, some of our headcanons:
>bat ponies live in Hollow Shades
>they love mangoes
>they use echolocation
>they kee and scree
>they love puns and bad jokes
>they are a bit smaller than regular ponies
>they can be more sexually agressive
>they don't like diamond dogs
Some facts:
>they exist
>they are nocturnal
>they have fangs
>they don't like dragons
>they live in caves
>they are not magically changed regular ponies
>they are bat stallions and bat mares
>>26083637
Fact: bat ponies sense lewdness faster
>>26083776
That's right.
>>26083637
>they are a bit smaller than regular ponies
Wait, what? When was this a thing?
>>26084158
Months ago, I think. Like, not much smaller, maybe 5 centimeters?
>>26084191
>>26084158
Thats kind of meh.
In my headcanon I figured them to be slightly bigger, and stronger due to the fact they've got bat wings and not feathery wings.
>>26084780
More because you want your OC to be better than any of the other pony species in every way.
>Having extremely thin and fragile batwings instead of thick feathery wings means they should be stronger
Now this is autism.
>>26084808
It's not about the makeup of the wing but the muscles powering he motion of flight and how flight is different between a bat (which is capable of true flight) and a bird.
>>26084808
hi, attention whore, here is your daily dose of attention
>>26084808
Hello tsunanon
>>26084191
Source?
>>26084814
Doesn't change the fact that a bat's wings are extremely thin and fragile, while a bird's is thicker.
>>26085042
No it doesn't but that's not the point. Hell, a bats bones are FLEXIBLE. Also, birds have much more mass in the center of their body than they do in their wings but, bats have more mass distributed through EACH wing. This means that bats can actually push off their own mass do do things like flip, spin, roll, etc. No bird can stop midflight and flip over to land upside-down, but bats can.
>>26085101
Bats have so damn thin wings that you can literally see the veins in them.
>>26085028
It was discussed one or two years ago, I've found this:
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/16695455/#16721989
>>26085042
Bird wings without feathers are short and delicate.
>>26085101
Their wings are pretty much arms, hell they got rudimentair fingers.
I wanna hug a batpone now.
>>26085175
I knowww. They're wings are practically hands, elognated,extended and webbed. It's truly fascinating.
>>26085175
This scares the bat pone
>>26085424
Its not hard to unscare the bat.
>>26085560
Niiiice, I didn't know you are so flexible, Mostee.
What picture for the next OP post?
>>26085560
Now that looks like shit.
>>26085648
no more attention for you, sorry
>>26085644
>>26083791
Bats Are Quick to Recognize Lewdness