PREVIOUSLY ON THE CRIMES AGAINST NATURE PROGRAM
>What is this thread about?
Half human and half pony/other Equestrian species offspring.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.
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This makes me sad. When I was a kid, my friends and I all used to be up at the crack of dawn heading out on our bikes and exploring until it got dark. It used to be so much fun, playing war with BB guns and pretending conker husks were grenades. Even that time I was dared to go down "The 100 Footer" on my bike and ended up breaking my arm was great in retrospect. I remember once my friends and I built a raft to sail out to an island in the middle of this lake near to where I lived. I remember that first time
Lizzy let me finger herin that old German bunker.
Come to think of it, I can't remember the last time I saw any kids playing outside. I suppose they're all inside playing video games or on their phones or something these days.
I feel old. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTzA_xesrL8
Do you think it's for real? I sure hope so.
>Muddle sleeps peacefully on his pile of gold and other assorted treasures as Femnon watches him sleep.
>She gently brushes his loose strands of hair aside before sighing happily. Softly she picks him up and carries him out of his room.
>In the kitchen, she rests him down in a chair as she sets his limber body sitting upright before putting a spoon in his scaly hand and putting it on the table. She walks around the table and passes a sleeping Garble as he uses his newspaper for a pillow.
>She sits herself down on her chair and looks at her slumbering family before holding up a glass of orange juice "It sure is nice to spend time with my lovely family." She smiles before sipping and looking to Muddle "How was school today sweetie?" She asks as he just remains seated and sleeping "Good!" She claps before looking to Garble "Oh what's that honey? You want more juice? Why certainly." She replies as she just pours a glass of juice on the side of his face before throwing the glass at him and punching him a few times before gasping and awwing affectionally "Oh honey look! Muddle is so cute."
>Muddle fell forward and accidentally dunked his face into the cereal before him as she goes to him and holds him up "My messy little baby, even asleep he makes a mess. Bath time~"
>Today was a hibernation sleep kind of day
>Salai sits slouched on the couch as Sombra nervously taps his hooves together in front of her by a white board. With her usual disinterested glare she raises her hand "Dad does all this have a point? You've been there for 3 minutes now." She asks as He clears his throat before starting.
"Yes, right. Umm.." He trembles as sweat begins to roll down his face "There comes a time in every mares life when she will begin to blossom into a..a mare, aaaand Uh, she will begin to notice things about herself she..didn't notice before."
>"Is this a sex talk?" She asks almost upset "Dad, I've known about sex for like, ever now."
"I know kids your age THINK they everything about the world, but that just isn't so. There are lots of things about sex that you probably don't know about like.."
>"What like facials? Because I know about those."
"W.what is that? I.i don't know about that one."
>"Or spit roasting? Those are REALLY fun." She smiles as though remembering a pleasant thought.
"Isn't that for food?"
>"Dad, I get it, but you're a little too late to teach me about things you clearly know nothing about."
"Hey I know stuff, I used to be an evil warlord that rained death and misery to countless crystal ponies, and turned the street RED with the blood of my enemies!" He snarls as smoke and fire bellow from underneath his steel hooves before it settles as he laughs nervously raising a white binder "But do remind me what a diaphragm is, your mother left very messy notes."
>Later that day, Sombra has a whiteboard full of different military tactics and weapons on them as Salai has her whiteboard with vaginas and detailed sexual acts written on it.
"So I pull out BEFORE ejaculation and then apply it to her chest?"
>"Yeah, or else it's just a creampie."
"I'd rather be fighting the princesses than try to learn all this stuff."
>"Oh hey dad, speaking of that, how DID you go hoof to hoof with Celestia?"
"Oh it was quite easy, you see.."
>Today was a you teach me I teach you kind of day
Yeah those too. Most ponies (not antagonists) would probably be patriotic, whatever that would mean in Equestria's case.
So, for the hell of it, if you were asked to make a Satyr spin-off/continuation series of FiM, how would you do it?
I hate the CMC episodes. Their problems seem peurile in comparison to basically everything else that happens on the show. So I'd want the satyrs to be a bit older - call it mid/late teens.
But that brings you into HighSchoolAU territory, which is a cesspit of filth and crap.
Also, I prefer it when satyrs are a rarity - which means few humans. But there would have to be some explanation as to why there was only 1, or 5, or however many.
So, first thoughts:
have the regular series deal with the impending disaster that is an incoming asteroid. Which turns out to be a lifeboat from a spaceship. It's got a small amount of humans on it, and they're all adults.
My Little Abomination then picks up five years later. Most of the humans have settled in, spread over one or two cities and towns. Some have married locals, some have married each other.
There's a few young children at this point, but not many. Maybe one or two.
If it's staying as a kid's show, then the first season is loads of timeskips, and watching the characters grow up. If we're making it for us, then maybe start it ten years further in or so, but don't do timeskips.
The major plot arc for the first season is then "we have discovered a way to send you back to Earth. Are you going?"
We focus on the satyrs' struggles in this world with a timebomb ticking away - do they stay in Equestria, do they head back to Earth with those who go, or do they set off to found their own country
with blackjack and hookers.
ehhh, good points-
fuck that, actually, this would be hilarious.
>Action hungry, OUTRAGEOUS! Simmer
>Hope thwarting Mad God Kaos by tricking her into entering her mind
Neil Patrick Harrisas Presto
Tough cookies. Go anyway.
That's like six months of detention.
This makes me wonder, which satyrs were the most angsty teenagers, apart from Thorn
a.k.a. Little Miss "nobody understands my suffering".
I can sort of imagine Darcy trying to pull off the goth look and failing miserably partly due to not having pale enough skin.
Stick with High Fantasy/Swords & Sorcery of the satyrs going on epic quests, fighting fantastical creatures, and saving the day which turns out to be merely all the satyrs just playing LARP in comically made armor and weapons à la Calvin & Hobbes.
But because I'm DJ, it'll never get finished...
I hate to sound cliche, but practice.
This anon got it. I shaded the fluid lightly to give it the appearance of blood mixed with drool, like "washed out" or "watered down" blood.
You're thinking of the wrong batyr.
Surely you don't mean this little cutie? Why, she doesn't even know what a dick is, let alone hold several world titles for being the best sucker of them around.
I wish /d/non
http://m.imgur.com/zLVc5c1 (especially this)
And who ever drew these
And this would come back
A talalalalala. Some sort of lizard thing with a hard to pronounce name.
>"Yuzu, where'd you run off to this time?"
>Scanning through the crowds of ponies, Anon finally caught sight of a satyr girl facing away from him sporting familiar bat-like wings and oh so fluffy ears.
>He breathed a sigh of relief, glad to have found his little girl before she got into any trouble.
>Rest assured, she'd be getting the talking to of a lifetime when they got home.
>This was the second time in a week that she'd left the house without telling him where she was going.
>What mattered now though was that she was safe.
>"There you are," he spoke as he approached the girl from behind. "What have I told you about wondering off by yourself?"
>Placing his hand on her shoulder, Anon's eyes widened as the young girl spun around and revealed herself not to be his daughter after all.
>Anon immediately withdrew his hand, not wanting to be seen touching somebody else's child.
>"Oh, uh... Sorry, kid, I thought you were somebody else."
>The young girl looked up at him quizzically.
>Anon chuckled awkwardly.
>"My daughter actually. She's a batyr too. You haven't seen her, have you? She's about your height and you look very similar from behind, hence why I, um... grabbed you."
>Damn it, something about the way this kid was staring at Anon made him very uncomfortable, and he couldn't seem to string a sentence together without it sounding sounding in a muddle.
>Anon swore he briefly saw the little satyr smirk in a way no child of her age should.
"Wow, you must really like how I look from behind to grab me like that, huh?"
>Anon coughed and looked away.
>"Sorry, but there aren't many satyrs around here, much less of the bat persuasion. I just sort of assumed."
>The girl giggled.
"That's okay, I didn't say I minded."
>This conversation was getting weirder by the second.
>"Well that's... good?"
>The girl grinned.
"I like you. You can grab me again if you like, sir."
>Every fibre of Anon being was screaming at him to abort immediatly and get the hell away from this weird girl.
>This had to be some kind of set-up, right?
>Any second now a bunch of Royal Guards would burst out of the bushes and insist he take a seat.
>"Uh, that's alright thanks. If you could just tell me if you've seen my daughter then I can get-"
>Anon's head turned on a swivel in the direction of the call.
>There was Yuzu skipping towards him with a happy grin.
>"Oh thank God," said Anon, half out of relief that his little girl was okay and half out of thanks for now having an excuse to stop talking to the strange girl giving him bedroom eyes.
>Kneeling down, Anon scooped Yuzu up into his arms as she launched herself into his embrace.
>Standing back up with her throwing her arms around his neck, Anon kissed her on the side of the head.
>"You are in so much trouble, young lady. What have I told you about going out without telling me? What if you'd got hurt?"
>Yuzu rolled her eyes.
>"I'm fine, daddy. I even made a new friend!"
>Yuzu looked at her father like he was an idiot.
>"Uh, duh, she's right behind you."
>Turning around, Anon once more looked down at the girl from before who now gave him a highly inappropriate wink.
With her eye, perverts.
>"Oh, right... okay. What was your name again?"
>The girl giggled.
"My name's murmur, but you can call me whatever you want, sir."
I find the idea of Anon being harassed by a sexually precocious little satyr girl insanely amusing.
>Walking out of the en suite bathroom, Anon was greeted by a most unexpected sight.
>"~Hey, Mr. Anon~"
>With naught but a towel covering his modesty, he looked up to see his daughter's newest friend sprawled across his bed.
"Oh, hello Murmur... You, uh... you okay?"
>The girl giggled.
>"Your bed's sooo comfy."
>Damn this girl.
>What was it that she wanted?
"So what are you doing here?"
>Murmur smiled and bit her lower lip.
>"Yuzu invited me over. I hope that's okay, sir."
>Man this girl was creepy, thought Anon, but it was best to play nice.
"Sure, that's fine, but I meant what're you doing in my bedroom?"
>Again she giggled.
>"I don't know... Maybe we can think of something to do together?"
>At that moment, the door swung open and in walked Yuzu.
>"Dad, I can't get the TV to-"
>She looked up to see her father standing dripping wet from the shower, clutching a towel covering his lower half while no more than a few feet away her young friend lay watching him intently with a distinct blush gracing her cheeks.
>"Oh my god, dad! Stop trying to seduce my friends, Gawd!"
>Throwing her arms up in annoyance, Yuzu stormed back out of the room and slammed the door closed behind herself.
>"That's illegal you know!" Came a muffled shout a few moments later.
>At that moment, the door swung open and in walked Yuzu.
>"Dad, I can't get the TV to-"
>She looked up to see her father standing dripping wet from the shower, clutching a towel covering his lower half while no more than a few feet away her young friend lay watching him intently with a distinct blush gracing her cheeks.
>"Oh my god, Murmur, you whore!"
>The girl on the bed frowned.
>"Hey, I am not!"
>Yuzu huffed and placed her hands on her hips.
>"I already told you, daddy belongs to me!"
>Anon, who had up until this point been watching the exchange without the faintest clue what to say, chose now to speak up.
"Yuzu, sweetie, I don't know what you think is going on here, but-"
>His daughter pointed an accusatory finger at him.
>"And you! You've been petting her fluffy ears behind my back, haven't you? Admit it!"
>"This is the ultimate betrayal!"
"Darling, it's not what you think."
>Yuzu reached up and touched her own ears self-consciously.
>"A-Are mine not fluffy enough? I'll... I'll get fluffiness enhancement surgery if you want, just please don't leave me like mommy did!"
>>"A-Are mine not fluffy enough? I'll... I'll get fluffiness enhancement surgery if you want, just please don't leave me like mommy did!"
Pic related. It's Yuzu's face when she receives the note from her dad telling her that she's been disowned in favour of a girl with even fluffier ears. A dad has needs after all.
Wasn't it like that at the start, only now it's more about sexualising satyrs with other satyrs? I know I've never complained about parent x satyr because stories like that are quite rare now.
"Lose some weight, you fat fuck. Jesus Christ, what would Zyzz think?"
>"Oh my god dad, so what if I put on a few pounds? Is this going to turn into another story about how you wanted to name me after your stupid bodybuilding idol but they made a typo on my birth certificate that you didn't notice until it was too late again?"
"Less of the lip, young lady. Now, get working that fat ass of yours."
I'm not sorry.
Her design was inspired by Yuzuha, one of my favorite characters from Tenchi Muyo.
Plus, Yuzu is a fruit and
I was toldbatponies eat fruit, so it just made sense.
Maybe it was more wishful thinking on my part now that I look at it again.
Though I wouldn't mind if she had a bit of chub from sneaking a few too many candied fruits when her dad wasn't looking.
Personally I just can't see Yuzu ever getting chubby. I've always pictured her becoming very style and appearance focused as a teenager. That's not to say shallow, but rather that she's just very mindful of always appearing attractive and fashionable at all times. You know, except for when it's just her and her dad enjoying a lazy Sunday at home. That's when she lets her hair down and happily spends the entire day in her baggy pajama bottoms and one of her dad's oversized shirts without any makeup.
You draw some cute satyr workouts
Trimmings failing next?
There is a right amount of chub, in my opinion. That pic of the cow Satyr (whose name I totally forgot) that DJ drew is honestly the perfect example, in m opinion. Much more than that and you're getting into too much chub.
Not saying Yuzu is at that level. Just enough to pinch a little if you grabbed her stomach. Plus I like the idea that Yuzu has a weakness for candied fruit (or the like) and either sneaks some when her dad isn't looking or makes puppy dog eyes at him to get some.
Cute pic, but wouldn't they make a special type of weight for wing exercises instead of using dumbbells?
also exercising Ace when?
>Emma sees her walking down the street.
"Tch... Some people have all the luck. I'd be skinny too if I had her genetics. It doesn't mean anything."
>Alex sees her walking down the street.
>Snapshot sees her walking down the street.
"Damn, that's an ass I'd go hetero for... Well almost.
>(Insert satyr here) sees her walking down the street.
"Hey baby, why don't you come play with my shake weight? Get it? I'm asking you to jerk me off."
>the cow Satyr (whose name I totally forgot)
>wouldn't they make a special type of weight for wing exercises instead of using dumbbells
I just thought it was funny
>Emma as an sjw
>Alex as a lift bro
HA! Fly or die, biiiitch.
>Snapshot having straight thoughts
What is this, bible camp?!
>Indescript satyr being vulgar
Why, I never!
Got a couple chuckles.
Sorry to burst your bubble, anon, but I'm only lurking for a few moments longer while I wait for a download. I'm just too much in the mood to play Fallout 4, so sorry, no drunken sketch time with DJ I'm afraid.
But I'm sure I'll get totally hammered tomorrow, so try again then.
DJ confirmed for Sonygger
>Mistake causes a diversion to distract Yuzu while she wins the match with D"Vorah
Emma writes fanfic and draws amateur doujinshi. She likes importing the manga and anime from Earth since there's little quality in most material from Nippone. She really wants to make a "deep" Super Sentai anime of her own one day
(one of the characters may or may not be a self-insert)but gets distraught over her body image whenever she gets started.
Petunia does enjoy writing stories about a young farmer who falls in love with one of the people who works in the farm. It also has him fighting rogue bounty hunters, saving mares tied to a railroad, and stopping an evil desperado, but the romance is the main point.
What are the length of the tongue of every drake? The exact length might be questionable but here's my take on it, from longest to shortest:
>1st - Missy
>2nd - Thistle
>3rd - Broil/Simmer
>4th - Blare
>5th - Snap
>6th - Muddle
>7th - Cinder
>tongue becomes engorged with blood and increases in length
>bats have tongue boners
Whenever Yuzu gets turned on, she gets a throbbing tongue boner that causes her to lisp horribly.
"Man, I'd totally shtuck that guy'sh cock. I'd shtuck it shuper har- Ah! I bit my tongue again."
It's not a horror movie, it's a hardcore fetish porno. You know, one of the REALLY nasty ones where you're pretty sure the girls were paid in heroin and not money.
God damn, I'm an idiot. The first time I read that I thought you meant literally just that once bat specifically. It's only now, like twenty minutes later, that I realise you mean that one sub-species.
>"Hey, Frank, drink any good nectar lately? By the way, who's the freak with the tongue longer than his entire body?"
"Oh that's just Paul. He's retarded, don't look at him or he may come talk to us."
>"Woah, what a weirdo. Anyway, you wanna go bite some West Africans?
"Sure, sounds good."
>Cider gets jealous.
>"Why won't you make me choke on yer lunch?"
>A single tear rolls down her eye before Sapphire pounces her and shoves her thick footlong sub down her throat.
>The boys just watch with why-boners as Cider's head bobs.
>Prism and Cider both deep throat one end of Sapphire's sandwich
>They make muffled moaning sounds as they try to make out
>Sapphire runs her fingers through their hair and calls them both good girls
I don't have time to Masturbate damn it.
Selena enjoys knitting, sewing, and crocheting. She often makes scarves and other things for the guards on cold nights. She also made plushies for her cousins and her brother when they were younger. Dawn regularly sleeps with her's, Radiance talks to it about his various insecurities
because it won't judge him, and Sirius keeps his on one of his shelves.
Sirius is into model trains and cities. He has an entire room dedicated to the various things he's built. He enjoys having a miniature city run like clockwork under his supervision, and he hates it when others mess with it.
Surprise, surprise, it doesn't seem to be in the searchable archive.
Is this the one?
"Dawn get up already!"
>Prodding your daughter with a foot you frown as the pink haired satyr rolls over tucking her blanket over her shoulder.
"Oh for the love of...how can you not be a morning person, it's in your damn name at this point!"
>Your twelve year old ignores your rant content with sleeping in.
>From further up the hallway you can hear your Sunny Buns shout.
>"Anon is Dawn up yet? Radi's just getting out of the bathroom."
>Before you can answer you are interrupted as you hear Selena, "Thank goodness, move it sparky."
>"Can't speak toothbrush, sorry!"
>"Selena, be nice to your cousin, and fix your mane for your mother's sake."
>"Tia? I know we're supposed to do family wake ups together, but can I go to bed yet?"
>Looking over at Dawn you sigh before bending down and lifting with your legs.
"Kid, you are getting too big for my britches to keep doing this."
>Going down the hallway you stop at the sight of Radiance banging on the door.
>Sunny Buns taps Radiance on the head gently, "Language son, and use the other bathroom, its right there."
>Passing by Luna whose eyes are sagged from her last all nighter the mare eyes Dawn with no small amount of jealously.
>Seeing your co-wife staring like that with a sniffle for added effect you turn and kneel down letting her see your back.
"Go ahead and get on, lazy Moonbuns."
>Flustered horse noises.
>"We are not lazy! We just got away from Night Court!"
>Despite her words you feel her weight clamber atop your back and with a grunt your up again.
>At seeing your burden Sunny Buns sniggers behind a hoof before a small burst of blue magic bops her head.
>"Not a word, sister."
>Darting in to give your other wife a kiss you smile at her, "Breakfast is in the dining hall near Luna's room right?"
>"Yes Dear, now go and get our little sunshine up."
>This takes you back.
>Setting Dawn down in her chair you watch as she wraps her arms around her tail.
>Thank you Moon Buns for saving heart from the cute.
"Remember when we had to get all three of them ready for school?"
>"Verily, twas a most joyful occasion!"
"If I remember right you cried your eyes out."
>The bap to your head was expected.
>"It's not every day when our foal has the courage to ask their teacher if they can hug their parents goodbye!"
>Chuckling you reach back and heft Luna up higher on your back.
"Yeah, that was too cute for words, come on lemme get you tucked in."
>Luna squeezes your neck, "Wait, I can stay up a bit longer for this."
>Stopping you look back over your shoulder at the bags under Luna's eyes.
"Well far be it from me to not obey his lady."
>With a flair you march over to Luna's chair only to be stopped again.
>"No, let us forgo the formalities and sit together, please?"
>How odd, usually Luna was such a stickler for teaching the children proper meal etiquite all the time, maybe Sunny Buns was finally getting to her?
>Shrugging you sit Luna down next to Dawn and pull your little girl up in her chair.
>Pulling her hair brush out you start to tame the wild mess of hair Dawn always wakes up with.
"It's time to get up, it's time to get up, it's time to get up in the morning."
>With each phrase you bring the brush down straightening the unruly locks.
"Oh sleepy sissy, won't you get up, it's time to get up in the morning, ain't it great to stay up late?"
>"Daaad, that's so laaaaame."
>"Pfft, if thou got up earlier than thou wouldn't be emberassed every morn."
"Daww, but my mom sung this song to me all the time in the morning! Or would you prefer...this!"
>Bringing your face down into the crook of Dawn's neck you rub your whiskers in her skin.
>Dawn lets out a screech of surprise and wiggles in her seat trying to get away.
>"MOOOOOOM! DAD'S BEING MEAN AGAAAAAAIN!"
>With a jerk you pull away finger in your ears trying to get the ringing to stop.
"God I forgot how loud you get."
>"Tis a sign of good breeding when one's child has their parent's attributes!"
"Yeah like the fact she has pony legs has nothing what so ever to do with that."
>Snickering you grab the brush and finish off Dawn's rebellion in her hair.
>"Anon, are you torturing our daughter again?"
>Looking over your shoulder you grin at seeing Celestia trotting in with two rather wet teens with sulking looks to their face.
>"Hi mommy, Dad's doing that thing with his beard."
>Sunny Buns comes to a stop next to you and nuzzles you.
>"I find it rather charming."
>"Ew gross, Mom don't do that."
>"Mom, make Auntie stop being weird."
>Luna takes the moment to lean over nuzzling your other side.
>"Oh? Whatever could thou mean Selena?"
>Selena points at your cuddle huddle with a glare and finger.
>Radiance nods, "Yeah come on guys, don't scar us for life!"
"Boyo, if I wanted to scar you I'd have used the magi tapes from your birth."
>Seeing all of your children pale at the threat you cackle evilly.
>Dawn at this point flicks a doughnut at your face, "Dad's gone evil again! Radiance, get the elements here! Selena and I will hold him off!"
>Sunny Buns uses her magic to stop Radiance from running off, "Oh no you don't, you can only use kingdom in peril so many times before it doesn't count."
>"Listen to your mother, and but's is not the proper way to start a sentence young man."
>Picking the doughnut off your face you regard your pipsqueak rival before holding the pastry aloft.
"Dear daughter, I'm afraid..."
>With a flick you send the doughnut flying to land on her cheek.
"This means war!"
>"They just got dressed!"
>From your three little hellions you hear them cheer, "Food fight!"
>Later you had to stay behind in detention with your children as your wives forced you to stay with them.
>Damn princess power.
I'm honestly kinda glad he isn't. Never been fond of that satyr since he has almost zero art and stories.
He's kinda like a question mark to me right now, but hopefully posts like
will fix that in the future.
I was thinking of this one, which was posted a few threads ago. Might be the same satyr though.
>caring about the opinions of a dead thread
Their shambling corpse will be back where it belongs before too long.
What do you think about Noire Fantasy satyrs?
Depends, what kind of cases are we talking about? And who are our detectives?
Well there's Hope, of course, and maybe Mistake as our detectives. Cases would generally be theft, kidnapping, arson, assault; basically everything short of murder unless it gets edgy.
Hiw do you think other satyrs would fare as monster hunters given if they were trained for it as well? Would they like it? Hate it?
Would they like the suit?
>"Come on, Snapshot, you've gotta remember which of these guys you had sex with first."
"Uh.... Jeez, this is really hard."
>"What, are you serious? Just how many men did you fuck to not be able to remember?"
"Look, it's not that easy, okay? Maybe if you let me see their dicks then I may be able to remember."
"I never forget a cock."
>"Ugh, fine! But promise you won't go full boyslut mode and start having gay homosex in the office."
"Hey, I'm not some sex-crazed maniac that goes mad with lust at the sight of a nice hard, throbbing dick. But okay, I promise I won't do anything gay."
His entire family must be soo fucking proud of him...
>"Heh, ain't that cute? My little daughter has learned how to play the flute. What's your son doing?"
>"He's learned how to suck forty dicks. Yep, he has become this town's greatest cock-loving cumdumpster."
>run off artists
>run off writers
>do nothing but argue and circle jerk
Fuck I posted a WIP of a story last thread and the only reply I got was "I had a hard time reading it."
Because apparently having named humans is some sort of taboo here.
And this sort of defeatist attitude is why we're dead. No one wants to write, or draw, or produce any type of content. Fuck I haven't even seen Aaron here for a long while yet I saw him in the secret Santa threads not too long ago.
This place needs some sort of attitude adjustment or it's going to die a sad, pathetic death. Which is something I doubt anyone here wants.
Well if it bothers you so much, why not do something to rectify the problem instead of just complaining about it and thinking "it's okay, it's somebody else's responsibility and problem and I don't have to do anything to help" then?
>Fuck I posted a WIP of a story last thread
Had to visit the last thread to know what story you're talking about.
Is it the one where Spitfire's husband is named Jamie? Read it right now and I have to say that I actually liked it. The only thing I didn't like is that the unicorn satyrs, like Hope, have horns.
>Because apparently having named humans is some sort of taboo
I get that many don't like it when the humans have names, but is it really that bad? I mean, if humans aren't allowed to have names or anything other than a suit and green skin, then what in the hell is a writer supposed to when there are several humans in their stories? For crying out loud, they can't all be called Anon!
Unless you're writing a comedy.
>Because apparently having named humans is some sort of taboo here
Not just here, but in /mlp/ in general. The solution is simple - don't have human OCs other than Anon or Femanon.
>"Yo! Anon's friend!"
>"What is it, Anon's uncle?"
>"Have you seen Anon's brother?"
>"No. Have you seen Anon's sister?"
>"She's visiting Anon and his family."
>"Great! Can you tell Anon's second friend to visit me later today?"
>"Sure thing, Anon's friend. Welp, time to visit Anon's grandpa."
I thought you abandoned us.
I see the human parents as actual people, not some faceless, nameless jackass. It helps me think of them as actual characters instead of being blank slates to project onto. Yes I know where I am, but that's just my opinion.
I tried to make the names as average Joe sounding as possible
I'm not going to be naming anyone Stary Blartflast or the like, plus I didn't want to use different variations of Anonymous because they sound stupid Nony, Anon, appleanon, Twianon, etc. Plus it makes dialogue sound more natural to call someone by name as opposed to using pet/nicknames all the time.
Though after thinking about it I realized that I probably shouldn't have the human parent as the main focus like that unless writing about cute family stuff. I was kinda going for comedy, SoL, and setup with that first story, and I even realized Ace was more a prop than anything. But she was a week old so it was kinda moot. Granted I could always write background stuff in passing
I always misspelled Hotshot's name as "Hot Shot," so I had an idea about a story involving his birth where his dad writes his name with a space on his birth certificate. But I could mention that sort of thing in passing as well.
As for horns, that's another personal preference. Helps mark Unicorn Satyrs as such and keep them different from Earth Satyrs and Alicorns from Pegasus Satyrs.
Yeah, but why are you having humans talk to each other for extended periods in a thread about relationships between parents and kids?
Chalk up another reason why solo human is gud
Right. How does he not get that?
Or [Wife horse]'s husband/[husband horse]'s wife, mr/mrs [spouse horse].
Long story short: Aaron has the decency not to openly circlejerk. Thank you Aaron.
Solo on family or solo harem? One family I can agree with, harem though... What are you, a fookin weeb? If that is indeed what you are implying.
No offense, but just because someone wants to portray a character as anonymous doesn't make them less of a character or a jackass. I can tell you the defining traits of two different fathers that remain anonymous in their stories, but still leave a very human lasting impression.
Also, regarding the story, I didn't really get a comedic vibe from it. While not my taste, it's a nice SoL story, but the sudden emnity Jamie (Jack? I know it's a J and not JoJo) feels for the Princess and her consort makes him come off as unneccessarily tense.
It can still work with people still remaining relatively Anonymous. It's not all that difficult or tedious.
>Yeah, but why are you having humans talk to each other for extended periods in a thread about relationships between parents and kids?
I didn't an on the humans really interact much unless one of their kids was involved.
>Right. How does he not get that?
Whenever I read a story and the name "Anon," or the like comes up, it breaks the immersion for me. I'm reminded that I'm reading about a faceless self insert instead of an actual human being.
I, personally, don't want to read about a faceless self insert. Something as little as having a name helps humanize them. I have a hard time caring about Anonymous, even after reading about him. Yeah I understand that most of the stories written on this board are about self insert fantasies (AiE, Flutterrape, this very thread), but I never really connected with them for some reason.
Plus, as I said, using names makes a conversation sound more natural, as people don't always use "buddy, guy, friend," etc when talking to each other.
It also makes other interactions easier to write.
>Parent and child interaction
I'll admit by mom/dad/etc makes perfect sense. Being in the pony parent and then names would start to be dropped when they spoke to each other.
Honey/Sweetie does work, but people use their spouse's names all the time when talking.
>Parents interacting with others
I can understand calling someone sir or ma'am or the like when doing business or you don't know their names, but assuming they're friends they would use each other's names all the time. But like I said I would try to limit parent to parent interaction unless their child was directly involved somehow.
It pretty much boils down to "it's my opinion." I just don't like using Anonymous as a character name.
>I didn't really get a comedic vibe from it
I was going for something at the end where Jamie jokingly said Celestia was a vampire. Then once Spitfire says vampires can't walk in the sun Jamie would say "maybe she found some good sunscreen."
It's awful I know.
>but the sudden emnity Jamie (Jack? I know it's a J and not JoJo) feels for the Princess and her consort makes him come off as unneccessarily tense.
With that I was going for "where I'm from, rulers are just people, not eternally youthful demigods who move heavenly bodies on a daily basis."
I imagined that several humans would take some time in getting used to magic being commonplace. Then you get one of the strongest in the country/world knocking on your door and it goes downhill from there.
>I didn't an on the humans really interact much unless one of their kids was involved.
Should be "I didn't plan on," not "an on."
>What are the Satyrs looking forward to doing in the spring?
>Laika - Looking forward to rubbing herself all over the new flowers and grass as the sun warms her belly. Bonus points if Garret is there to pour her wine and tell her shes a good girl while rubbing her stomach.
>Muddle - Laying on the nice hot rocks and maybe playing with himself if nobody is around
>Ding - Gets to see her fish friends at the aquarium more often
>Presto & Clockwork - Putting on more shows out in public
Warren - Maybe finally getting lucky now that the mares are in heat. He never does
>Broil - Trying on cute bikinis
>Alex - Getting back into the running
>Emma - New animes and manga to watch
>Aren't aquariums open year round?
They are, but the cold makes it more difficult to go. Glad to hear you are warming up to Garret and Laika, they are a cute couple.
I bet Melody loves to smell the different flowers in the spring too.
Fizzle hired them to find his young kids that his wife ran off with because she kept insisting that he let her train them to be ruthless monster hunters instead of having a normal life like all the other satyr kids.
>I bet Melody loves to smell the different flowers in the spring too.
She's learned how to identify a lot of flowers by their fragrance alone, which always impresses Presto.
>Melody learned much about flowers from Leaf
>They're really good friends
>Love this cutie patootie mime satyr
She is adorable, and I honestly think a better match for Presto than Melody but he will be her oneitis for a long time.
I dont see her really hooking up with anybody long term tho.
Sharing a common interest is nice, yes. Its not bad to use a common interest as an entry point to build a deeper relationship. But I feel you are trying to bait an argument. I think they compliment each other, and I think that works better than a blind girl who just sits in the stands for moral support. Thats not to say she cant be involved, now I wanna write a short story of Melody being his "lovely assistant" for his magic tricks. Just cause I like how him and Clockwork look together and think its cute doesnt mean im gonna force that pairing without backing it up. I write Melody and Presto all the time even though I dont personally agree with it.
>And Solitaire too, love her design.
Did we ever get a face for her? I only have this pic
Ayy happy new year, i did this for January on that satyr calendar project thing.
I did one of Alex for august too, but i guess i'll save that one for then~
Jobs, similar qualities in their personalities, generally the thread leans towards pairings that are alike rather than different and uses those similarities to support their argument.
I can think of two pairs that are like that. Simmer and Ivy, Stormwalker and Icarus. Most pairs I can think of aren't similar job/personality. Then again, it's new years and I don't trust myself to drive today, so probably not the best source for remembering common couples.
I can imagine Presto being the kind of guy that just wants to relax and have a pleasant time with someone he deeply cares about after a day's work, like Melody, while Clockwork just wants to keep on entertaining the people.
Hairstyle changes. Glimmer gets all wavy, Pogo tries to rock a fro, Mumble gets bangs, Cider wants a pixie cut, Sapphire with a crazy curls, Darcy with bangs, Ivy with a braided crown, Thistle and Alex with long hair, each of the twins in matching hair styles, every adorable cut provided by Missy.
We do, she's a hot.
Aay, happy New Years to you too Vinny. This looks great. Hey, unrelated topic, is that you trying to start up a CYOA in the general?
>similar qualities in their personalities,
Up for debate.
>and uses those similarities to support their argument.
That's a retarded argument.
Do Twilight's parents have the same jobs? Did Shining Armour and Cadence have the same jobs and personalities when they met?
Did your parents have the same jobs and similar personalities when they first met each other?
No, they didn't.
That's why liked the opposite attract couples like Cider and Sapphire, Rory and Thistle, and Simmer and Blare. All of these have tons of potential. I think about making music playlists for each of them that fits the tone of the relationship.
She makes all the kids of Ponyville cry and run to their parents.
>a CYOA in the general
In this general?
Hmm, i don't know about that.
I did a Flutterrape cyoa though. Ive been too busy with life to get back to it.
It's Flutterrape thread exclusive, if you want a link to where i archive it just ask.
Uh...so I got a little carried away with making the the playlists. I'm pretty much done with it, except I think I made two versions for Simmer and Blare. So instead I'm gonna ask which one would you prefer, "soft" or "hard"?
Alrighty then. Satyr playlists should totally be a thing by the way.
>Cider x Sapphire Playlist
Kate Micuccu - The Happy Song
Katy Perry - I Kissed A Girl
Karen O - The Moon Song
Jack Johnson - Banana Pancakes
Ingrid Michealson - The Way I Am
>Rory x Thistle Playlist
The Mountain Goats - Get Lonely
Lauren Aquilina - King
Bright Eyes - First Day Of My Life
Christina Perri - A Thousand Years
Dan Mangan - Et Les Mot Croisès
Colbie Callair - Bubbly
Noah And The Whales - Give A Little Love
Band Of Horses - Part One
>Simmer x Blare Playlist
Florence - Kiss With A Fist
Fiona Apple - Every Single Night
Artic Monkeys - Riot Van
Florence + The Machine - Howl
The Antlers - French Exit
Sarah Barallies - Come Round Soon
The Antlers - Every Night My Teeth Are Falling Out
Fiona Apple - Daredevil
Lissie - Mother
Wilco - At Least That's What You Said
The Antlers - Corsicana
Average male is 5'8"
Average female is 5'6"
Earth Satyrs are usually more stocky.
Unicorn Satyrs are usually petite.
Pegasus Satyrs are usually lean or lanky.
Though that's not true for all of them, as there are exceptions.
Alicorn Satyrs really don't have a standard build to them (plus there are only four)
Sirius is built like Dmitry Klokov, I'll agree.
Selena is more Unicorn like in build.
Radiance is built like a Pegasus.
And Dawn is kinda like a Unicorn as well, but shorter than the rest.
I don't know if it counts as a new pony or creature, but a bat version of Ivy would be kinda cool.
Fluttershy turned into a sort of feral batpony in one episode due to a spell that backfired.
I was exactly the same - it's only since the start of december I started watching again (just got through the fanservice that was the wedding... Just... Jesus christ)
Nothing new to report, really.
All I want is more Yuzu, preferably either doing wing push-ups or else delivering a haymaker with one of her wings like Goro.
I can't get enough bestbat.
The reason I ask is because I started drawing one and don't have a parent for her.
Yes, her. I know I make a lot of female satyrs, but I just like drawing girls.
We could honestly use more griffon satyrs or diamond dog satyrs. We got to see a lot of different (and cute) griffons besides Gilda and I have a few concepts. I tried making a boy diamond dog satyr, but the art's not great.
Looks like Rory and Snapshot a bit. If you changed the hairstyle up a but, she could be Coloratura's daughter
Anon, she's a comic book character
It's the fact I shamelessly ripped from it.
My line of thought was:
>Night Glider satyr
>What's a good name?
>Nox! That's latian for night, so it works.
>That's also the villain from S1 of Wakfu
>So what's he like?
>Uhh... He likes clocks and shit
>Fuck it, that'll work
I'm not a very clever man.
Starts off as an adventure village-of-the-week show and it ends with a very Dragonball Z like fight.
And they confirmed that S3 is coming.
If you look into it for serious avoid the official English dub. It's ear rape
It's a fun adventure in a really cool world with nice characters. It's also infamous with its 10/10 female designs.
Get on the skype more often so Mimic can sperg about it
>If you changed the hairstyle up a but, she could be Coloratura's daughter
Who says the offspring must have the same hairstyle as the parent?
Hairstyles aren't genetic, you know.
Makes sense for her to be Coloratura's daughter, seeing as we don't have any Coloratura satyrs yet.
Dude, I'd love that so much, Flutterbat was the hottest thing ever. It would make sense since Ivy has that latent sexiness already.
Thorn's edgy enough though, the main appeal of Flutterbat is the disparity of the two personalities.
Well, at the end we still see Flutters with her fangs, so I guess it's still latent in her and that means she could pass it on.
Ivy's the first born, so she would get the full brunt of it. It would explain that overactive sexuality some people think she has too, since vampires are traditionally seen as symbols of lust and seduction.
GENETICS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! Do you even punnett square?! (Plus, that's like saying a black and white couple can have fully black or white kids. They'll all be interracial.)
Like why Timber sparkles in sunlight and Thorn drinks "blood"(tm).
This isn't so much headcanon as it is something fun to speculate
and give DJ a reason to draw Vampire Ivy. I'd do a lot of stuff with it if I'd actually took it on. It'd start looking more like World of Darkness than Equestria.
Spoilered because not relevant to thread:
Normally only if the couple are both descended from black slaves, which is why it is more common in African Americans, and in some "subgroups" of black British, mainly those from Jamaica. The point is that they aren't actually 100% black (or 100% white), but the slave's master or mistress fucked the slave, and had a interracial baby. Over time, some of the genes came through, but often weren't displayed due to their dominance. And the initial baby was either just "a bit of a pale one" or something, and fobbed off on the slaves again.
>Cider x Sapphire
Aw, this is sweet! A very sweet relationship.
>Thorn x Rory
I'm glad this one is catching steam. It's nice how Thorn helps Rory out during his depressive times.
>Simmee x Blare
This is... a bit disturbing. It sounds really dysfunctional and unstable.
"Well look who decided to come out of his cave," said Radiance as the larger Alicorn rounded the corner.
Sirius scowled at his older cousin, refusing to acknowledge the jab.
"Oh come on," said the older Satyr, "I hardly get to see you Sirius, and when I do you always just brush me off."
"Because, cousin," growled Sirius, "some of us take our duties seriously and stead of screwing around with the daughter of one of our enemies."
"Hey, Mistake wants nothing to do with her mother. I completely trust her."
"Just because you trust her doesn't mean I do. Now if you'll excuse me, cousin, I have duties to attend to."
And with that, Sirius left his cousin in a more sour mood then when they meet.
Oops, Thistle, yeah. Just...you get some arguably nice moments like with 'Riot Van', 'Howl', and 'Corsicana'. But then every other song just screams toxic. I don't know whether or not some songs represent Blare's perspective or Simmer's, or both. It's not as straight forward as the other two playlists.
>Who they jack off to, what they look up online, who they are crushing on, and what they're doing with the vacuum cleaner.
Pretty muh what I had in mind. Though who they masturbate to and crush on is up for debate.
I'd also add insecurities and shameful actions.
Mm, I think I'll just announce when the pastebin is updated.
Here's the chapter that I'm currently working on right now: http://pastebin.com/W5yXjEkw
And here's the one from the beginning: http://pastebin.com/dRtfEvrB
Mumble needs double pay to put up with Pogo's shit. Does Mumble have a job? We know Pogo works with Shortcake in Sugarcube Corner, but the most I've seen about Mumble's hobbies or interests is that she writes poetry.
I could see her as a waitress. Would she wear an outfit like her mom?
Is it wrong to want to lick Dawns hooves and have her demean me in public, but be a total cuddle slut and demand little shows of affection in private?
I think no. Yeah, I'm going with no.
I mean damn, she just looks so clean and lickable in that picture, as if she's fresh out of the bath and her fur stills smells faintly of obscenely expensive imported Saddle Arabian oils and perfumes.
Guys, I need ideas to draw for:
Spinning the teacup really fast, and Lyra feeling like she's going to hurl.
Trying to use a C.E Bit as ID for booze
>Kimmy & Mera
The hassle of using the chair at the optician's office
Spazzing out on a tomb raider game, because "IT DIDN'T HAPPEN LIKE THAT"
>Salai - In bed hugging a teddy bear
>Misty - Drooling over a dildo
>Deloras - Hiding in a bush and blushing while looking at cute stallions
>Clockwork - Sitting at a cafe and drinking wine
>Steel Cage - Looking in the mirror and sees a pretty mare looking back at him
>Warren - Trying to politely back away as Pear makes bedroom eyes at him (And she's a little to young and small for his comfort zone)
>Candy - Her hugging Anons arm at his side as his arm is accidentally buried in those massive melons. Top down perspective as this is like a young teen candy with an adult Anon
Her looking shocked, exclaiming "wait, you mean I can get paid for that?" while talking to a random guy who'd offered her a handful of cash and who's now thoroughly embarrassed.
One thing that has been discussed here is what do the Satyrs do when they grow up. Sure we get a lot of certain Satyrs but others, like Mumble for example, really don't really get talked about.
Of course, it could also be that no one has really set a sort of end game or lifelong goal for them (like Pogo), or that they're happy doing what they already are doing (Darcy).
I just like hearing other people's take on it. It adds more to a character to give them something to work toward or pursue.
>Alicorn satyrs are built like Dmitry Klokov if male.
Don't make me gay for Radiance.
>Is it wrong to want to lick Dawns hooves and have her demean me in public, but be a total cuddle slut and demand little shows of affection in private?
I bet every single Satyr has had Dirty thoughts about the Royals only to feel bad about them later.
I kinda like the idea that people think they're perfect, but they're all almost borderline dysfunctional in one way or another Also Selena strikes me as the type who would be into the demeaning. Though Dawn would be a total cuddle slut
>I bet every single Satyr has had Dirty thoughts about the Royals only to feel bad about them later.
>Pinkie looked on with concern as her son came running into the room panting and with eyes streaming with tears.
>Before she could ask what was the matter, Pogo spoke again, fearfully and full of panic.
>"Mom, I just had an impure thought about Princess Dawn! Am I going to Hell now?!"
>The sound of a beer bottle being slammed down onto the kitchen table made both the pony and satyr look over to where Anon sat.
"Boy, you'd best get up to your room and say fifty hail Celestias, because that there Princess Dawn is an angel, pure as driven snow, and your sorry sinful soul's sure as shit going to burn for all eternity if you go having wrongful thoughts of her, amen."
Meanwhile at the Palace.
>"Radiance, if you don't let me have your desserts for the next whole week, I'm telling daddy you tried to look up my skirt."
What? Are you talking about this picture?
That one is, indeed, Braeburn's kid, Ambrosia. While this girl
is Cider, which is the one this guy >>25983246 was actually talking about. He accidentally mixed them up.
I'm not saying it has to be a carbon copy, but atleast have some respect for the source material. Steel Cage being trans has as much relevance to the character as Dawn being schizophrenic
Carbon copies are a low hanging fruit. Having some influences from their parent makes sense, but an exact 1:1 copy is genuienly lazy.
Though having any character be trans is beyond retarded.
Ok, let me say it like this
>parent isn't trans
>the child must be retarded/broken
The source material implies that Steel Cage should be some murderer, but sometimes things are so different that outside parties can't understand it.
>tfw you're from the Bronx and everyone readily wants to treat you like the typical Bronx nigger, but you're instead somewhat intelligent
Still doesn't make being trans relevant. It feels like one of those forced diversity pics you see in cringe threads. Though I guess being Tracy's offspring would make sense they'd have some sort of mental instability
Lol, nevermind. Looks like someone is pissed at me. See you guys in 3 days.
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography
I'm curious as to what you did.
I hope I get time to finish...
This has happened in the past. I get the temporary block for a few minutes, then a three day ban shortly after.
Disagreed with someone on a different board.
>"Daww, but my mom sung this song to me all the time in the morning! Or would you prefer...this!"
>>Bringing your face down into the crook of Dawn's neck you rub your whiskers in her skin.
>>Dawn lets out a screech of surprise and wiggles in her seat trying to get away.
How would satyr describe the taste of their own (girl)cum to someone reluctant to have oral sex?
Makes sense to me. Think Silence of the Lambs
>Implying it's bad one way or the other
>ANY character being trans is retarded
You are the people we tell sjws don't exist. Way to prove those whores right...
Why not both? Buffalo Billtyr!
That made me sad... Why is Mumble depressed?
Wasted "blaaaargh!" Or wasted "he-*hic*-heeey sex-BLAAAAARGH!"
Aww, by dj...
If I wanted Steel Cage to be insane, I'd give him something that'd actually complicate his character like schizophrenia or DID, not some tumblr tolerant crap like 'it's okay to be trans' or 'trans people are totally normal'
No, I'm not, I'm saying Steel Cage being trans is retarted and stupid. I wouldn't want a trans satyr period, but atleast I would understand it if someone like Snapshot would be portrayed that way. I'd still hate it, but atleast it would make sense.
Which satyrs do you think are into corruption?
I'm offended, I can fap whenever I want!
I don't even want to know.
I know she's been brought up a lot this thread, but for some reason I can really picture Dawn enjoying making other satyrs into her perverted little playthings, all the while remaining pure and chaste herself.
I can imagine her talking the satyr daughter of one of her maids into letting a dog fuck her.
"Dawn, sweetheart, why does Fluffy always get so, uh... frisky when the maid's daughter visits?"
>The little princess shrugged, patting her faithful hound on the head.
>"I don't know, daddy, he's just always been an excitable puppy. Haven't you, boy? Yes you have, yes you are a good boy!"
>Anon looked on as his daughter fussed her beloved pet, the muscle-bound dog weighing at least twice what she did.
>So much for being a guard dog.
What pets would the satyrs have.
Satan trips demand this.
Dawn bullies the daughter of one maid in particular into frequently letting herself be knotted by the princess' faithful canine companion. Dawn says that if she refuses, she'll plant silverware in her mother's locker and accuse her of stealing so that she gets fired.
>"Amélie, you're back," said the young princess, smiling to herself as the other satyr girl made her way meekly into her private chambers.
>Dawn's grin widened slightly as she reached down and petted her 'darling puppy' between the ears.
>"I'm so glad! Fluffy here was getting lonely without his favourite friend to play with, weren't you, boy?"
>As if on command, the well trained hound let out a deep, bellowing bark that made the timid satyr in the doorway jump slightly.
>"Aww, don't be scared," smirked Dawn, "Fluffy loves you."
>The princess waited expectantly for a moment before frowning.
>"Well? Aren't you going to say you love him back?"
>Amélie's eyes widened for a second, looking down at the huge dog that must have had at least a good thirty or forty pounds on her.
>"S-Sorry!" She stuttered, not wishing to make the temperamental young princess angry. "Yes, I love him too."
>Dawn nodded, seemingly satisfied.
>"Then you should show him just how much you love him."
>Amélie wrung her hands nervously as the princess let go of Fluffy's lead and the large dog rushed over to her, sniffing and pawing at her while his tail wagged excitably.
>"Strip," commanded the princess."
>"Here?" Asked Amélie. "R-Right now?"
>Dawn nodded, sitting down in her favourite chair and making herself comfortable.
>"But, princess, what if-"
>"I said strip!" Shouted the princess suddenly, slamming her petite fist down against the leather armrest of her recliner and causing her dog to look at her curiously.
Nobody would ever believe Amélie, because everybody knows the princess is as pure as fresh snow.
Alternative: Dawn's father walks in on Dawn's abuse. Has the dog put down, condemns Dawn to a tower until he finds a proper suitor for her, and Amélie's family is paid enough royal hush money that they become nigga rich. All to set up Rape-unzel.
>Dawn's father walks in on Dawn's abuse.
"Hey kids, what are you up t-"
"Dog fucking, eh? Well... I'm more into horse pussy personally, but I'm not going to judge."
>The young satyr currently on all fours with a horny dog pressing down on top of her looks up at the man with eyes streaming with tears and mascara.
>Anon chuckled and held his hands up in surrender.
"Okay, Okay, I get it. I'll leave you two