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I put off working on this for so long that Lemmy died before I finished it
more of this qt stallion plone?
or male plones in general
idk why but male plones seem discouraged
but ill post what i got
yeah really seems to be the case with stallions in general these days, but every once in a while you get stuff like this.
>tfw phone is shitty and can't handle a 9000x8000 image
This is why we can't have nice male planeponies.
>"Oh gee whiz I'm a planepony and a male at the same time I think I'll go over here and do some plane stuff oh wait I can't because all the male planeponies are gay oh gosh golly."
"Oh hi male planepony, are you up to any awesome stuff today?"
>"NO I HAVE TO BE GAY!"
Having a penis and being a fag are not synonymous
yet oddly having a vagina and being a cunt seem to be for some people.
really it's kinda weird how shipping works in this fandom.
>"wow the cast is mostly female, better make them lesbian."
>"hey look male horses, they must be gay."
forgot to mention, the only exception is when Anon is involved, in which case sexuality is always whatever lets them pair with the greenman/woman.
that sounds kinda like those people who used to cry about how their favorite game/show/movie/etc was ruined by ponies.
protip: if that's enough to ruin something for you then you probably weren't much of a fan to begin with.
I did a dronepone today, I don't even know if it looks like one but eh
hey plone thread let's try a thought experiment.
I want you to picture your plonefu
got them pictured? perfect in every way?
now I want you to picture your favorite character, real, fictional, doesn't matter.
they're your wingman.
got them in mind yet? all those sorties? all those close calls and last calls?
now how would you react if you caught your plonefu cheating on you with your wingman?
if you really want you could even write a little green about it.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME,
seriously, do you people just hate the idea of straight plones if Anon isn't involved?
I'm sad CBT never drew more plones.
>Voyager pone is floating along.
>Looks to her wrist and checks her RTG
>13% power remaining
>Looks back to the pale blue dot
>Hasn't seen anything interesting enough to report home in so long
>She can spare the little bit of power
>Slips the golden disk out of its pouch
>Slides her hoof along the ridges
>"Melancholy Blues" starts to play
It has begun. The fetishes are merging.
Oh wow. It'll be hilarious.
They've found our secret club
I can feel the cringe approaching as EQD autists come to check out the planeponies
Oh boy, well look what you've gone and fucking done now /plone/. Get ready for the flood of DA plone/satyr/wolf hybrids.
I hope you're happy.
It must be so painful suddenly getting a huge influx of new art of something you are into.
I've never understood this mindset. When bat ponies were all over EQD, it went from dying to thriving over night. Sure there are some special snowflake hyper-colored bat OC's on Deviant Art now, but there are a ton of great ones too.
This shit exists because of what EQD did, they opened the autism floodgates on the bats and now they're doing it to us too.
There is only one solution to maintain the sanctity of the relative peace in this thread.
Guess we just have to see how much of an influx comes out of this
Post taken from bat thread just now
Most likely our fate if we let this consume our threads
You guys need to relax. Plone won't be like Bats. Bats attract all kinds of edgy types, or even non-edgy people who like seeing cute bat pone doing cute bat things.
Plone is a specific kind of animal, and I'm willing to bet most of loved aviation before we even gave a fuck about ponies. Without that plone won't make much sense to people and it will be shrugged and forgotten.
>tfw you still don't know shit about aviaion.
>tfw you just want to cuddle the qt machine/cyborg/whatever horses.
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES IN THESE MOTHERFUCKING PLANES!
1.5 years, give or take.
Also guys, during NY holidays I`m going to visit Monino museum and maybe Zadorozhny Technical museum. Well, If the weather will be warmer than current -20 °C. Are you interested in plane photos from this museums?
FUCK YOUR AUTIST GAY LESBIAN FUTA PORCOIDDIOL'AUSTRIACOREGNO SHITTY HERETIC TRAITOR ANAL THREAD!!!!!! I HOPE YOU GET MUTILATED BY A PLANE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
what if this was a plot by sethisto to get plone drawfags flooded with attention to make them want to quit?
SHE DIED AS THIS ONE DIED
This. I just finally got my spark back for drawing plone again too. I honestly thought I was done with drawing ponies for the most part. But that has turned around recently. Was good to take a break and refresh.
I honestly had to check if that was real.
Agreed, this is the most entertained I've been on this damn board in awhile.
But thread, I'm done for this evening. I'll hopefully start picking my activity up again.
WIP before sleep.
>"I must protect the republic."
>X-Wing blushes in embarrassment
>"A-Anon stop, this is serious, this is the freedom of the republic we're talking about"
>Captcha: Select all the airplanes
Glorious Soviet counterpart of XB-70 is incoming ITT
> The aircraft's Droop-nose lowered to provide visibility during takeoff and landing. A periscope was used for forward viewing when the nose was retracted, and could be employed at speeds of up to 600 km/h (373 mph).
> super plane
> when nose is retracted pilots can't see anything
god Russia can't do anything right.
I want to see this cutie mud-wrestling wits XB-70
r u new?
plone XB-70 has a name
her name is Val and she is plone princess
Cloud Walker (CW) (SR-71) is next highest
We still havent made a hierarchy of plone types so for now they should all be considered equal
>We still havent made a hierarchy of plone types
and it should remain that way, don't wanna end up like those fags who whine and bitch about who is worst pony or who is best waifu.
This. We all know that Val is the best pony and living in peace and let it be like this.
She got da booty. But Blitz has some god-tier hips that I want to dual-wield
I just find it funny that people are calling plone new. EQD Have been surfing 4chins for stuff to make news on from the beginning. Set obviously saw plone threads in the past, so why write about them just now?
because there's nothing esle going on at the moment and they want to try and start a new trend so they can go on about the "sudden explosion of the ebin new plone mame" and how "w-we totally were the first to report on it so we're cool...r-right guys?"
Well, the only one who literally didn't get posted on EQD. Does that mean I'm safe from the autism?
also where the fuck is my b2?
here you can borrow mine.
seriously love the drawfags in this thread.
Wasn't meant to be there, blame the app
It's an old drawing.
Haven't drawn much because busy.
I have nothing to do... new years is not my time...
too loud and noisy
So I drew plane waifu. I hope you have a better time
than I do
Happy New Year, my fellow plonefags.
Greetings from Mother Russia!
Only two hours left before New Year.
I`ve done all preparations, made a bucket of Olivier salad and befstroganof and kholodets.
So now is the time to wish you happines and health and luck!
A lot of inspiration to drawfags! (and JH be a good khohol and not to be an asshole)
A lot of green to greentext writers (and your license fill be recieved, MaintBro)
And for us all - lets the quantity of our take-offs will be equal to quantity of landings!
Sincerely Yours, slightly drunk and alone rusanon who post all this photos before
Weird plane time:
Here's a picture of the unfortunately named FR-1 Fireball. It uses both a propeller and a jet engine.
So any of you guys ATC? Or am i the only one?
Plus isn't ATC one of the most stressful jobs in the world.
ITT you're either.
Employed in a aviation field.
Aspiring to be in one.
Don't care about it.
As for me, I'm working on a ATP license
I love every second of it. Most stressful is relative. Yes there are times when I walk away from a position thinking "huh,a lot of people might have died if I fucked that up" but the average day is routine and the best part is coming home and not having work follow you or wait for you when you come back.
I got as far as my multi-engine commercial license, then the FAA called, don't regret it but fuck I do miss flying a lot.
>lot of people might have died if I fucked that up
Also, why were you prevented from going any further than your multi-engine?
>Don't care about it.
these two sound about right.
btw what does /plone/ think about this style of plone design?
In 2005, aviation industry had the job market of a toilet and ATC was hiring like crazy to make up for mass retiring happening because Reagan fired everyone in 1981.
I know it sounds like a pussy thing to do but I went with the more stable bet. It was a choice that I don't regret but was definitely difficult at the time. Two fo my pilot buddies ended up becoming ATCs themselves so I know it was the right move. And well, it gives you a rush flying doesn't. Flying for the big airlines turns the mystique of it into a routine job. ATC always feels like it has a new surprise for you.
can you give a little more detail anon?
I'm looking through the plone pics I've amassed and I'm trying to figure out why certain style choices never caught on.
Well, it kind of looks like an early prototype plone, what with the jet backpack. It's something I haven't seen before, and I'd actually kind of like to see more of it.
Now LateNew Years everyone!
but anon, plones are already ocs in themselves.
just like bats.
just like moths.
just like Anon.
that's probably gotta be the worst part of being a drawfag, all the people trying to cuddle up to you so there's a chance you'll draw their shitty OCs for free and then getting pissy when you don't.
Yes it is. One faggot tried to make me draw his shitty disgusting OC (pic related) as a F-14. And it happened ever before that EQD post. I'm not even sure if I should do commissions anymore if shit like this is gonna be the only requests.
what you could do is charge extra for every mary sue trait the OC has or just say you have the right to refuse any request for any reason regardless of how many times over the normal price you'd be willing to pay.
Yes, how dare mankind look to the stars and contemplate means of making them out our own. Clearly a better use of our time and resources would be to cater to this cunt's every whim
Surely it wouldn't be APU exhaust?
Reminds me when JH drew pic related for me. I don't really know the guy and I didn't even ask, but it's welcome nontheless.
Wh-wh-who's this "Rookie" you're talking about? Sounds like a swell guy. Can't possibly be me, B-baka!
In all honesty, have a lot I want to write. I'm just a little stuck with this little part and it's killing me.
My uncle is ATC, he's 1 year from retirement, and 3 from a big pension boost. he's hoping to move into management to secure the pension.
He works in the NY tristate area, not far from JFK.
what if Blitz was a stallion the whole time?
What if.....and bear with me now...What if all plones are like Drones? in that they all look vaguely similar regardless of gender?
>yfw you fall in love with a drone that turns out to be male
>Drone's transponder malfunctions, has to go a whole day without it, hilarity ensues.
BEHOLD, THE ANSWER TO THE PROBLEMS!
Someone made a plone out of this once, but I can't find the picture anymore.
exactly because like +60 other anons waifu Blitz and only one of you can win
>She will assess what I need based on a complex algorithm and deliver things I never knew I wanted.
careful what you wish for anon, you just might get it.
I can't compete with the guys on this thread
>Air Force men
>tfw am bottom-rung husbando material
Also stop turning Blitz into a trap, male and female plones can be told apart by their snoots
>male and female plones can be told apart by their snoots
why would you ever want the front of your plane to not be as aerodynamic as possible? a smaller snoot would be better, so why would you ever manufacture anything but?
>Have a bad day at work
>Your manager Jeremy was in today, like every other Wednesday
>He was a dick
>You come home and are greeted by a tackle/hug from Drone
"Woah what's this?"
>"Your mood has been declining at regular intervals for the past three weeks. You're especially downtrodden on Wednesdays, I cross-referenced that woth your place of work's employee schedules and found the only variable was your manager Jeremy Watts, I checked his social media profiles and related accounts and have summarized him as a foot fetishist, single, and unsuccessfully looking for love. I built a profile on him and evaluated his psychological state, he is a dick. The remedy for sadness is often physical contact from another according to studies I've done on you as well as USMed Magazine issue 45."
"Okay." you hug Drone
>She was right, it did make you happier
I played it once. With a little instructions, I was able to get it airborne and actually flying it wasn't that hard. Wasn't able to get to the landing part as the game was acting funny. It was still pretty fun.
I wanna write more Sparky but too intoxicated atm. But here ill solicit for ideas. Either Anon gets brave and goes to visit or MQ-3 goes to Sparky and tries to convince her to go back to the barracks and watch hows its made with anon. What seems better?
maybe anon is bored and down and wanders into a common room and puts how its made on (i dont know why i like them liking that show so much it just works in my head) and a little later sparky wanders in cause she hears and wants to see
seems like every day this thread dips a little closer to 404 than the last.
and yet here it is at page 9 again...
Just like any other thread. And now it's on page 1.
Rough sketch of a mirage pone. I'm shit with wings at this angle
Whelp. I'm shit now. May aswell give up.
inb4 >Implying you weren't always shit
pic related might be accurate.
old grandpa and his young grandsons gone for a [s]walk[/s] fly
>Lemme know what you want to see her doing.
Dying in the sky over the USSR after being hit by SA-2 Guideline 1 of May 1960
Also misdrawn И instead of Ж on testbed aircraft
Another fuckup - "Blue 40" had this inscription on the RIGHT side. On the left side was another inscription - "XVII congress of Comsomol" in blue color
Kind of sucks how the internet really destroyed small publications like this. Not that I liked going to the library anytime I wanted to look up something, it just loses that comfy feeling of seeing an entire book or magazine dedicated just to that one thing you want to read about.