My Little Progress:Technology Isn't Magic - thread 12

Ok Anons I'm back. And you know what that means?
It's CYOA time!

We know that anon just entered a city. We know that there is a large pink bubble around it.

So now I ask you

What will anon do?
He is in the city with his bag. There is a castle in the distance to his right. And what looks like a bug with four legs in front of him.
What will he do?

he goes to the city

>>25842407
he tries to squish the bug

Scream at the bug because your absolutley terrified of bugs

>>25843183
*you're

>>25841564
How is he moving his arms?

>>25841564
>that picture.
I don't know how to feel.

>>25843237
Magical cure for ALS?

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>>25843183
>>25842834

>>25844388
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

>>25842407
Go to the castle

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>Be Anon.
>Twilight thinks you're lying to her.
>You pick up purple pone
>Drag her to Applejack's while she whines the whole way.
>You sit both of them down, and tell Applejack about your technology.
>Twiggy says he's lying.
>Applejack is honesty.
>Applejack says he's not lying.
>Twilight explodes.
>Problem solved.

>>25845400
Best green ever

>>25845400
I love Lie Detector Apple pone

>>25845487
New app, Applejack.exe

>>25845400
^^this 100%

>>25845400
Isn't Applejack being a living lie detector just fanon?

>>25847167
She can't lie at least, but she can tell half truths. They didn't want to use her in MMM because it would of ruined the plot.

Page 9? BUMP

Stayin alive

>>25845400
Samefag here.

Did I just break the thread? Surely someone else saw this fanon plot-hole before I did, right?

>>25842407
Writefag pls.

>>25850871
I'm pretty sure others have noted that in previous threads.As for the lack of activity I guess there's just not a lot to talk about right now

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Previously on: http://pastebin.com/HuM8TczH

>You've seen enough.
>Anonymous did nothing wrong.
>His technology is pretty interesting, and the fact that his world's machinery runs without magic makes it even more incredible.
>No wonder many earth ponies and diamond dogs live in his small village.
>Since magic isn't accesible to all Equestrians, they rely on the human's technology to have an equal surviving.
>It reminds you of the fights and battles the three races used to have more than a thousand moons ago.
>You also noticed that even if Anonymous is a good leader, his lack of experience in politics and diplomacy could bring him and his ponies a bad time.
>You'll make sure to help him out if he needs some assistance.
>Your horn glows and you teleport out of his mind.
"Rest well Anonymous, you deserve it..."

>Many hours later.
>"YOU DID WHAT?!" Your sister yells.
"Dear sister! I can explain!"
>"You're supposed to check that everypony has good dreams Luna! You're not supposed to snoop in their memories."
"It was a request from Mythic Crown!"
>"Then you'd...wait, what did you say?"
"I said that Mythic Crown asked me to check the human's memories..."
>"Why did you agree if I forbid him to do so?" Celestia says before stomping her hoof.
"I...I didn't know you forbid such thing! If I had known about your stance I would've respected the human's space."
>Celestia sighs.
>"Mythic Crown has gone too far this time, he's disobeyed my orders for the last time...what did you tell him about the human's world?"
"Well...there was this strange metal thing that made lots of noise, it resembled our carriages...but they had wheels made of a black thing. And-"
>"Enough...you told him everything right?"
"Yes...including his -ehem- relationship with that mare was."
>"Oh dear...the wise ponies won't like that considering how 'conservative' they are."
"Are you telling me that you approve the human's relationship with that mare?!"
>Celestia rolls her eyes.
>"We'll talk about that later."

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>>25851500

>Three days later, back in Nova Rohan.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Qu_Fk23T4
>You're now Laika.
>You took over the town's responsibilities whie Anon was gone.
"Come on now ponies, don't be sad, the human will arrive soon!"
>"You said that yesterday, and the day before..." Silk Ribbon says.
>You sigh.
"He said that it wouldn't take much, maybe he's busy with all that paperwork."
>"OH LOOK! There they are!" Thunder Soul yells while pointing at something in the sky.
>You wiggle your tail.
>It's Anon, the two pegasi, the wimpy and bossy mare...and a few newcomers?
>The big wagon lands in the middle of town.
>["Well, here we are, welcome to Nova Rohan!"]
>["Wooow..."]
>You count fifteen newcomers, ten of them are male and the rest are female.
>Anon jumps out of the wagon and helps Moondancer.
"Human!"
>He turns his head around his shoulder.
>"Laika! Hey!"
>He comes closer and gives you a hug...much to that pony with the big glasses displeasure.
"You finally came, we missed you a lot...even you Moondancer."
>"Hmph!"
"Who are all these ponies?"
>"It's a long story. I see you took care of the town...well done Laika!" He says while petting your head.
>You absolutely love when he does that.
>"Moony, call for a meeting...I'll introduce the newcomers to the rest of the town."
>"You got it Anon."
>"Oh, and Laika, I got a few surprises for you and your pack."
"You do? How delightful! Thanks a lot human!"
>You give him a big hug and then you lick his cheek.
>"H-hey! Cut it out!" Moondancer says in a jealous tone.
>You stick out your tongue at the weak mare.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkxapXNKFB8
>You're now Anonymous.
"Is everypony here? Yeah I think..."
>"So? How did things go with Celestia Anon?" Silver Ribbon asks.
"Moondancer and I had a great talk with Princess Celestia, and she looked to be interested in your well being, so she's coming here to pay us a visit and to judge whether she gives us total control of this valley or not."

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>>25852040

>"Best Princess!" A stallion shouts from the crowd.
>"That's not Princess Cadance! Pleb!" Another stallion replies.
"Alright alright...now's not the time for opinions; she also said that she'd send some aid in the mean time, and by that she meant helping us with doctors and other qualified engineers and scientists from her academy."
>The townsponies whisper between each other.
>"Unicorns...right?"
"Does that matter? Anyways...let's give them a warm welcome."
>They all step up and stand next to you.
>https://youtu.be/qCAu8Zm-ZV8
"Let me introduce you to Dr. Heartbeat and his students...they'll check up on us if we feel sick or if we get hurt, no more cheap potions for us when we can get actual medical science to help us out."
>The ponies cheer and stomp their hooves on the ground.
"Next, we got the Flange sisters: Socket Weld, Ring Type and Lap Joint, three cute...-ehem- engineers that couldn't stand the harassment of their coworkers. I assure you girls that things will be different over here."
>They let out relieved sighs.
>"Yeah right..." Aegis says while grooming his mane and checking his breath.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4ST20vgwKc
"Up next, the scientists led by researcher Perfect Measure. They'll learn from our magicless technology and they'll help us develop more."
>The awkward unicorn raises her hoof to say hi.
>She's welcomed by a warm greeting.
"Well, that's everypony. It's up to you to make them feel welcome. Moony, could you handle them a copy of the laws?"
>"Sure Anon!"
"Alright. Let's get to work...Princess Celestia will be here in three days. She'll drop her royal jewels when she sees this place."
>The ponies cheer loudly.
"Shh! Remember! The Tatzlwurms haven't left yet!"
>This is going to be though.
>At least Celestia is willing to help you out.

>>25852413
>"Best Princess!" A stallion shouts from the crowd.
>"That's not Princess Cadance! Pleb!" Another stallion replies.
kek

>>25852413
Dont ever stop writing.

>>25852413
Sweet more LP! Your writing is like a drug I just can't get enough of

BUUUUMMMMMMPPP

>>25852413
>>25852453
This was also kek for me too
>>25852413
>"Alright. Let's get to work...Princess Celestia will be here in three days. She'll drop her royal jewels when she sees this place."
KEK

>>25852413
Can Laika join Anon's herd. There arn't too many Diamond dog stories.
Are there?

>>25841564
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>>25861756

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>>25852413
>"That's not princess cadence! Pleb!"

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Bumparoni and cheese. Maybe even a changeling/changelings have a chance in LP's town.

>>25867442
“Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed, to me:
I lift my lamp beside the golden door.”

>>25867442

Some waves of energy that are given by nature can be imitated.
Maybe he can find an alternative form of energy that satifies the changelings.

>>25868851
Sadly its probably a terahertz band that we still cant replicate yet

>>25870197
>Terahertz
>UV/Vis

So just give them some sunshine?

bump it like it's hot

>>25870639
Hugs and sunshine.

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>>25870197
So that's the power of love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCkgYhtz64U

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>>25870639
not quite.

Terahertz radiation occupies a middle ground between microwaves and infrared light waves known as the terahertz gap, where technology for its generation and manipulation is in its infancy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terahertz_radiation

>>25874716
That's only up to 3 THz. Sun's a blackbody, so I'm still going with sunshine and hugs.

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I'll show you Twilight I'll show everyone

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>>25852413

>"E-excuse me Mr. Anonymous? Did you say Tatzlwurms?" Perfect Measure asks.
"Uhh yeah...it's a little problem we have. Don't worry though, it's only temporary."
>"What do you mean?"
"This pack of diamond dogs have taught us a lot of things about the wild life in this valley. They warned us about many dangerous species that tend to come on certain periods of time. On the bright side, they'll leave soon."
>Moondancer comes to aid you.
>"It's nothing serious Dr. Measure, we have things under control."
>The Flange sisters take a look around.
>"Well, it seems like it, I can't believe no one has ever set hoof in this place. It barely seems dangerous to be honest."
"Don't worry about that, when we arrived here this place was completely different. We've made it completely secure. And just to prevent some risks we've taken extreme measures like suspending all noise-related work such as mining and construction."
>"I've read about Tatzlwurms back in high school, there's not many information about them. All we know from explorers is that they are quite big!" Ring Type says.
>"And I've done some research as well. Those creatures are fascinating, I wish I could have a live specimen to study."
"Trust me, you wouldn't like to have one of those things less than five feet away from you."
>"Feet?"
"Unit of measure from my world...nevermind then. If you need something you can look for me at my house. I'll be sure to provide you with info, material, anything you want okay?"
>The Flange Sisters nod, so do the scientists.
>"Erhm...Mr. Human?"
"Yes Dr. Heartbeat?"
>"Do we...have to check up on those diamond dogs as well?"
"Of course! I think Ryzhik over there is not feeling so well. Could you please check him out?"
>"It's just...we know nothing about diamond dogs."
"Well, now's the perfect time to study and learn about them don't you think Dr. Heartbeat? Princess Celestia said many good things about you, that's why she decided to hire you...if she trusts you then I do as well."

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>>25878966

>"R-right, we'll do the best we can...my students will learn so much."
"That's the spirit!"
>Huh, would you look at that.
>You gotta give ponies credit.
>They are all capable of working, organizing, following orders and taking care of each other.
>Something humanity barely does.
>You love how strong your small village is growing.
>And how they got over their differences with the pack of diamond dogs.
>If this doesn't impress Princess Celestia nothing will.
"Flange sisters, could you come over here?"
>"What do you need Mr. Human?" The three of them say at the same time.
"My name is Anonymous, you can all call me Anon."
>"Whoopsie...sorry then, Anon. What do you need?" Socket Weld asks.
"Princess Celestia told me the three of you could build anything written on a blueprint, isn't that right?"
>"Yep! She also told us about your designs, we're looking forward to work together Anon."
"That's great! I sure could use a hand...or rather hoof to build many things that have been sittin' on my desk for months."
>"We still can't believe your technology runs without magic. How is such thing even possible?"
"You'll see. For now let us invite you all to have dinner with us. Katya made dinner for all of you. We can work on the designs tomorrow."

>Later that night.
>You're well tucked in bed, petting Moondancer's mane.
>"I can't believe we've come this far...isn't Celestia amazing Anon?"
"Yeah I guess..."
>"Is something in your mind Anon?"
"I dunno Moony, why is she helping us so much? Does she want something from us?"
>"Of course not Anon! She's a generous pony. Why are you so worried? Aren't the rulers of your world generous?"
"No."
>"Why not?"
"It's...kinda hard to explain Moony. Earth's society is so different from Equestria's."
>"I see...well, promise me one thing, don't be like your world's leaders, please?"
"Okay, I promise."
>Moondancer giggles before giving you a kiss on the cheek.
>"Good, now sleep well, we have lots of stuff to do tomorrow okay?"
"Okay."

>>25870197
>>25870639
>>25874716

Keep in the knowledge of the feeling of love.
We know that scientifically explained, love is a chemical reaction.
We know for a fact that every being in Equestria can capture, store and transmit magic, being the ones that have more Harmony within them the ones that can control it, leaving the variable of capacity to the unknown.

The brain produce waves of energy but only within the body and to certain degreed.
Maybe he can analyze the brain-waves of the ponies and other living beings that can love and mirror the experiment with the changelings to know how they work.

Finding a way to make chemical reaction to generate certain kind of energy, or imitating the waves that the ponies produce when they feel love or some other emotions.

Dominating the chemical expecter of the changelings.

What i want to see if he is capable of stablishing a pony changeling agreetment is, How is he going to treat when the changelings start to make their homes of organic material.

Some agencies tend to degrade the structures of certain buildings.

>>25879188
Thanks for the Christmas update LP you rock

bupm

>>25879188
>>25879792
Ditto

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>>25879188

>The next morning.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycgYycnF6-g
>After having a great breakfast with Moondancer you decided to work on your projects, this time with more ponies involved.
>"Wooow." The Flange sisters say at the same time, surprised at all the blueprints you've worked on since your days in Canterlot.
"Yeah, that's how a refrigerator from my world works..." you say while doing some calculations on a notebook. "no magic involed whatsoever."
>You really miss your Texas Instruments calculator.
>The scientists are impressed as well.
>"These are great...you're very determined to prove Princess Twilight wrong aren't you?"
"I think I already have, but now that I'm in charge of many lives here I'll see how far this can go, maybe we can be like Manehattan in two hundred years, or maybe less like twenty five."
>"And how do you plan to do such thing?"
"We won't be able to grow unless the rest of Equestria is aware of our existance. And I plan to come up, with your help of course, with inventions that were common in my world."
>"Like what?"
"Say, how do you ponies communicate with a relative or a friend that lives far away?"
>"With letters of course! There is no other way..." Perfect Measure says.
"What if I told you there's an invention from my world called a 'telephone' that allows you to talk to anypony even if they live very far away?"
>"Like? Letters that erase themselves?"
"No, that's called 'chat', telephones allow you to speak in one end and hear the other's voice."
>They all open their eyes.
>"Come on Anon, don't joke..."
"I'm serious. Look."
>You start drawing a telephone on a blueprint.
"This is how it works..."
>The ponies look interested.
"It could be used for lots of stuff, for work, to catch up with your relatives, you can even order food to be delivered at your home."
>"That sounds neat!"
"If just one guy from my world could make one by himself a hundred years ago why shouldn't we try?"
>Perfect Measure nods.

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>>25881333
Keep going.

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Should we make this thread a bi-weekly thing?

>>25884720
And give writefags some time to write green?
Maybe?

>>25884720
I would rather have writefags posting when they got something to post instead of having to wait and maybe forget about the thread

>>25841564
If this thread survives,
I may attempt a greentext of this stuff.
May.

>>25841564
can't garuntee anything until tomorrow night.

>>25887288
Hey PC Engi glad to see your back

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>>25888203
Who the fuck is PC Engi?
Is he a new greenfag? And why the fuck is he tripfagging?
I demand an autistic answer!

>>25892468
He wrote for one of the previous threads but dropped the story because writing long stories on 4chan is a pain.

http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25348644/#25356557

>>25892468
Well if you lookeda t the pastebin you would see:

Inactive stories

>PC Engi
-No availible pastebin-

So I going to go out on a limb and say hes and old friend

>>25892706
Actually, not so damn edgy. But seems more or less like a video game being novelized if you ask me.

>>25892714
I found his old pastebin from a thread where he picked his name. http://pastebin.com/u/the4chanwrtiefeg
I was there for that birthing moment. But he reused the endings a couple of times.

>>25892743
I was trying to give it a more VG-Like approach, since some games do immerse you by giving you a gradual lift into the new world. I went on a limb there and made it AiE like with Tech, since tech was the main focus.

>>25892714
Did you literally think I'd save that story after seeing how Decrepid it became? I felt shame after having to drop it due to a long night. Trying many new approaches leaves you, well, hindered, sometimes, when your mind tries to rush some parts but keep others stable.

>>25892867
You must be the ass I added on Steam.

>>25892706
Also, this Anon gets the fact t is a pain to write long stories on 4chan when there's a 2000 Char Limit.

But now, to quell my idiocy, would anyone like me to make an attempt at a new story or continue on the old one? Which can be ripped from Desu.

Votes:

>New: 0

>Old:0

I'd like to have people reading so I can improve if they point anything out

>>25893078
Well do you have a basic idea for what the new story would be about? I kind of want to hear it before I vote on either new or old

New>>25893078

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>>25893169
Well, say Twi is unaware of just how advaned humans are. Star-Trek-Ish. Think JJ Abrams Design Style with TNG Sounds, Scape, and Uniforms (Because THOSE redshirts never died.) and at a sort of uneasy time in space (Enterprise-like)


Honestly, it's up to all you other faggots.
Vote now!

And in the meanwhile,
fuck it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QTAmpo5ztY

Tally.

>New: 1

>Old: 0

>>25893215
Alright let's go new then

>>25893251
Tally

>New:2

>Old:0

Well, seeing as this thread remains dead most of the time,
Might as well do it.

>>25893078
old

>You still held your rank close. You and your crew had been here for months. The body of your ship left in the polar cap, where you returned each night by Transport from your recovering ship.
>"Anon, C'mon, You kept blabbering about your technological superiority, when are you going to show me?" Twilight said as you pulled a small, round object from your pocket.
"Just hold on. I'll get to the point." You mutter as it opens, a soft beep escaping as you spoke. "Ensign Rager?" You said.
>"Anon, what is-?" You put your finger to Twilight's lips, hushing her as your Ensign replied back.
>"Captain, you called?" A female voice let on as you looked to Twilight.
"Yes, I did. I've decided to reveal my purpose and true identity to these local inhabitants. Two to beam aboard, including the Quadruped beside me.
>"Alright sir." However, Twilight stared in you at horror as you nodded to her.
"Prepare to be amazed. Energize," you said through the Comm Device as you closed it, only to find yourself aboard the USS Corona, in a brightly lit Transporter Room, as another human stood infront of you, smiling as she held your bright red uniform in her hands, your 4 complete buttons and one empty circle suggesting a high rank as you sighed.
>"Captain, I see you brought along the one you spoke so fondly of. Is it true that this Equine exhibits intelligence like her whole species?"
"Yes, indeed so. Grab her the custom made Civilian clothes I had made for her." you say as you grab your uniform.
>"Anon!" Twilight says as you hush her.
"Just follow Ensign Rager and I'll get back to you soon. Until then, you two are to remain here until I return."
>Twilight merely gives a groan as Ensign Rager smiles.
>"Let me guess, you're shocked to see what he is a part of?" The african-american human spoke as Twilight nodded.
>"I just wished he told me sooner." Twilight let out with a rub of her face.

Here's an Idea of the starship I find suitable, except... Well, older styled. http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/scans/nebula1.htm
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>>25893414

"Well, not telling until we feel a culture can accept it /is/ Prime Directive." Rager spoke calmly as the you returned, dressed in your Red and Black Federation uniform.
"Alright, miss Twilight, come with me please." you say as the door remains open, your smile not easing Twilight's tension as she follows you, and the two of you walk.
>"Anon, well, 'Captain Anonymous,' I have a question. Why didn't you tell me any of this?" Twilight asked you as you stepped into the turboshaft lift, and promptly said 'bridge,' which triggered it's carrying of you and your friend to the bridge.
"Twilight, I couldn't. Prime Directive prevents me from doing to, and by taking my oath to Starfleet, I couldn't allow you to see us until I found your people, or at least you, were ready."
>"But you lied to me! We're friends, friends don't lie to eachother, regardless of Duty!" Twilight seemed enraged, but you tried to keep your calm.
"Twilight, listen, It was only to keep you and your species from coming to harm by getting anxious, or even war-bred if a new race emerged with superior technology.
>"So this underground hall is Technology?" She said as the door opened.
"No." You sad as you stepped onto the bridge, your crew greeting you. Navigator Ensign Ricky, Luitenant Birch, Luitenant Riley, and your First Officer, Keyser.
>"Is this the one pony you kept talking of? The intelligent one?" Keyser said standing up, hs face cleanly shaved, his hair short-cut like a militarist from the old days of Earth Warfare.
"Yes, this is the one called Twilight. I have brought her on board to finally show her who I am and what I do." You say as your crew all looked, and waved, wishing a silent warm welcome to our guest. "What's Engineering have to say about out Status? I heard last night we'd be leaving this frozen land."
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Enjoying it?

>>25893565
>"Well, Engineering has everything ready. The whole thing should be set aside soon."
"What about the Klingon Ship detected on the edge of this Solar System?"
>"That's what we're worried about. We think the current Klingon Civil War will bring a few of them here to try and raid us. Our ship was probed from a good distance away, so it's possible to say we may be the next target. Current speed puts it at around 12 hours."
"Understood. Have we power to the weapons yet?"
>"Weapons??" Twilight said in shock as you sighed, rubbing your forehead.
>"Engineering reports Phasers and Photon Torpedoes are available and have been fully restored. Also says we can't push Warp 8 or over a good while, at least 24 hours."
"Well, I can live with that, but having no sort of warp at high speed is better than no weapons."
>"Well captain, Engineering says we can lift out of this batch of Ice. They wait for your order."
"We'll get to that later. Meanwhile, I have to talk to my friend in my ready room"

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Gotta head off this isn't my laptop, so needless to say, I won't be back until later tonight, maybe. Please, don't let this thread de.

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>>25893565

>except... Well, older styled.

>>25893632
The in media res start feels a bit disorienting at first, but i kind of helps convey how Twilight must be feeling about the situation. All together I'm looking forward to see how this goes.

>>25893651
I don't think he means Miranda Class, he may mean Ambassador Class, Enterprise C. Episode Yesterdays Enterprise

P 9 bump

Well, for one, I got a shit-tier laptop running. HP 2000 with... God... an AMD Vision E-300 with only dual core... No multiple thread support... and only runs IE on WIndows 8... Plz Nons, by me leptup for shiz.
No seriously though, this thing is shit. I must endure.

Wait, my Trip's different. Lemme fix that.

>>25893632
But one last post before I go change my settings. Again.
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>As you and Twilight sat inside the small room, adorned with two chairs infront of a glimmering table of Mahogany, you couldn't help but stare at your table. You were afraid and a bit worried, yes, but you had one shiny thing infront of you that bugged your mind.
"Ma-hogany..." you muttered as Twilight raised a brow.
>"What, Anon?" Twilight asked as her voice sounded a bit confused.
"Oh, yes, right," you mutter as you look Twilight in the eyes.
>"Why did you lie to me?" She asked, up front and personal now that she was alone in your ready room and out of a crowd view.
"I did it in best interest for you and your people... Well, ponies..."
>"We could have handled it!"
"No you couldn't have. Your race has trouble adapting to new ways of life, and we had some crew members manufacture cloaks with the help of our Klingon Allies. We read of your wars over differences, and decided to approach with a singular being. And I will say, I was shunted out, but one good voice can't speak for a whole culture."
>"Why can't I?!" Twilight shouted, standing up in anger as she was on your desk, her face in your, angered breathing audible as you kept your calm, as any captain would.
"Because you can't possibly /be/ a billion of your race. You aren't a whole populous of your inhabitants, and they still refuse to change to many new ways of life. Your magic is merely mental bondings that have grown to affect aspects of the Universe that are usually incorrigible. Trust me, when I say, it'd end in war either between the Federation and Equestria, or a Civil War between your race. And we can't risk violating the Prime Directive in choice for our emotions, nor can we perpetually avoid what has happened now."
>"You mean, you befriended me just to see our species?" Twilight said shakily.
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Gonna go fix settings now.

On the topic of technology, think we can get some kind of Alien Swarm-esque scenario up in here?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DaL7Cd0L0Fk
*For those of whom do not know what this faggot means*

>>25896284
Hive Minding (What I assume you mean, because, well Win8 IE, fuck my life.) would be un-doable. But now that I risked Crash to watch, it's still not doable. A little too edgy for me. I work mainly in politics and shit. Plain old gunfights and shit are... Just out of my league.

Well, I'm not only referring to you mate. I'm just throwing an idea for anyone to use.

Anyways...
Also, did ANYONE get the Mahogany Refference? At all?
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>>25896215
"I befriended you because I felt I could trust you."
>"Did you? Or did you want to examine me and my 'species' to see how we'd react?!"
"Shut up! I did not want this, if anything, I did this to show my will to protect a young species such as yours! I don't care about the precious princesses, or the music, I care about the safety of you and your friends, so you and your people can grow up in an un-devastated world!"
>You shouted at her with passion, you truly did have a friendship with her. However, she backed down. Your emotions were in the way. You had to calm yourself. And you did. Sighing and returning to your leaned-back position, you heard your door chime.
"Come!"
>"Sir? We heard shouts. Something wrong?" First Officer Keyser was standing, his poise high as he nodded, and left, the door automatically closing.
>"Why did you bring me here then?"
"So you can be the cataloguer of these events. When the USS Corona goes, I want this first contact between us to be documented as peaceful, because in the current state of the ship, we'll probably fall victim to the Klingon onslaught that is onward..."
>"Klingon..?"
"A race of war-bred humanoids, whose culture is based on Honor and Valor."
>"Oh, I think I understand."
"Listen, the Corona is scheduled to leave the surface in two hours. I need to speak with your authorities. The Queens and the Chancelors."
>"Well, I can have the princesses meet you at the castle." Twilight said, sighing. She had some feelings she hadn't let shown yet.
"Alright," you quickly tap your desk's computer, initiating a call to the Transporter Room. "Ensign Rager. Locate the nearest Castle structure, on a mountainside, and beam me and our guest to the entrance."
>"Aye, Sir." Your ensign said as she nodded, and walked out, proceeding to the Turboshaft. However, Commander Keyser stopped you.

>>25896459
mahogany doors mahogany floors

>"Sir," He muttered, "I heard the conversation. Do you not enjoy Starfleet?"
"No," you say softly, "I wanted a peaceful life, one of harmony, not so much technology..."
>"Sir, if we do survive, you can be listed as missing."
"No, that's be directly disregarding my duty. I... Think I may have a plan."
>"Well?" Commander Keyser asked curiously.
"I can be down on the planet afterwards, but a guard must attack me. I want the instruments rigged to say I'm dead, and... Well, let's say this. Being four years out of the academy, I've never been happier to disregard it..."
>"I can bet. Captain, I can also do you one. Regulation 619. A captain must recede his position if he is emotionally unstable. You'll be listed as K.I.A defending a new being from attack, and... the instruments will conclude."
"But not until AFTER the Klingons arrive." You said that, keeping it first priority. Protect Eequs. But you had one more ulterior motive.
And her name was
_Twilight_

>>25896543
>"Understood." You could tell Keyser was happy to be on the ship and to help you. You had ultimately hatched this plan not only for yourself, but your First Officer as well, knowing that gaining a starship command would be his greatest achievement.
>"Captain Anonymous, Godspeed." Keyser said as you nodded with a smile, and began to make your way to the transporter room."

>Time passes...

"Princess, I must Digress! Your people- I mean, Ponies, must not assist in this defense unless we fail!"
>"I refuse to have that! This is our world and our home, I won't let it fall to-" Celestia was interrupted as Luna spoke.
>"Perhaps Captain Anonymous is right. We shouldn't intervene unless his ship is destroyed, of which case, it nullifies his duty to the Prime Directive."
"Exactly, as well as the fact no race should be brought into any wars with the Federation unless they /wish/ to fight with us!"
>"We do, even if we aren't part of your federation." Celestia said as Twilight sighed.
>"Celestia, I think it's best we let them do what they can before we become involved in this..." The room went a deafening amount of quiet for a minute as Celestia merely nodded.
>"Very well. However, you are to initiate an unwanted First Contact with us, if that's what you wish, as we can change."
"I'll be sure to note that it wasn't mean of either party when First Contact was established." You mutter as you check your watch. Thirty Minutes until lift-off.
>"Captain Anonymous, I have a question. Will we be able to watch your battle from the ground?" Celestia asked solemnly.
"When they arrive, it should be night. You should be able to see us as we defend your home. We can't let a race fall after this long here, seeing your potential. Now, if you'll excuse me," you quickly reached into your pocket, and pulled out your communicator

>>25896812
>"Wait, I wish to request I am in the battle with them, Celestia," Twilight proclaimed, staring Celestia right in the eyes, as Celestia shook her head.
>"It's too dangerous."
>"Princess Celestia, I can do this, alright?" Twilight said as even Luna and Cadence shook their heads.
"I have to object. Your primary role is here, on your home world. I have to protect it, to ensure your race is preserved."
>"Thank you, Captain..." Celestia said as Twilight stared in horror at being denied any more moments with her dearest friend, Anonymous.
"Anonymous to Rager, Engage!" Twilight flung herself to you in a last-ditch effort to come with, but by that time, you were already gone from her view, and phased onto the Corona.
>"Anon..." Twilight said, practically breaking down in the chambers as Celestia walked over, offering her wing to the young princess as you began to prepare to leaving the Biosphere with your crew.

>>25896889
>"Ready in engineering, sir," the head engineer, Quencorr announced over the comms as you nodded.
"Aft Thrusters, fire. Lift us from this ice and let's be done with this." You ordered as the ship shook for a split second, only to feel like gravity was growing. You and your crew had hoped for this moment for a month, roughly about, as night began to bask upon the cities below.
>"Sir" your Tactical officer, Riley, had seemed to panic in his voice as you looked ahead. "Ship is an old Klingong K'tinga class Star Ship, Outfitted with newer weapons and warp core. However, the cloak unit isn't functioning. Readings show that they have one aboard but the power is shut off from it completely."
"Noted." You respond as a beeping signaled a hail, as your tactical officer stated the obvious incoming hail. "Just open the channel."
>However, on your screen, you didn't see a normal Klingon. You saw what looked to be dishonorables who bore no Klingon Medals or Sashes.
>"Captain Anonymous of the USS Corona, you will not interfere with our plans to harvest the resources below. I am Captain Chor'kah, of the Warship D'Kan, and you will leave immediately."
"Afraid I can't do that," You mutter to the Klingon. "You'll be threatening a peaceful, young species on the planet. And it is our duty to protect it. So, either you divert your course and find another plant, or we will destroy you protecting this world."
>"I see you defend the weak. You should let them die, but oh well, your trash head was bound to go anyways. Cha'quk!"
>With that, the transmission ended as Riley began to panic.
>"The D'Kan is powering up disruptors, and raising her shields."
"Riley, Red Alert, Raise Shields, full power to phasers!"
>"Aye sir!" Riley shouts as the Klaxon blares across the ship, signaling battle status, as you sit in your chair, chaos unfolding, as your First Officer had begun to contemplate whether he and the crew would make it out of this alive.

>>25897232
Meanwhile, on the surface...
>"Luna, what's the matter...?" Celestia asked as she seemed to look up, horrified of what's happening to the two parties.
>"I can hear their thoughts like I can our dreams... Their minds are all panicking, but... They've begun to fight, the humans have... They're losing. They've already lost half of whatever their shields are and have casualties... So the thoughts tell me..."
>"What about Captain Anonymous...?" Twilight asked worriedly as Luna looked over to Twilight.
>"He's worried about you Twilight, all of us... He's afraid he'll fail his crew and..." Luna began to pant. "He's passionate, his emotions in these thoughts, they're too strong, ponies I can read perfectly but... This isn't a dream, and they're not ready for this..."

>Back on the USS Corona...

>"Medical Team, to Engineering, heavy casualties!" The Comm Links rang as the danger sirens were blaring, and Riley stood at his post, bleeding from the shoulder. The bridge was in dismay, science station destroyed, viewer going into a flurry, and many panels and floorings, cracked. You were at the battle station, firing phasers at their engineering sections, but the power wasn't strong enough.
>"Engineering to Bridge, we've to shut down the warp core! She'll breach if we keep her on!"
"Do NOT shut down that core! We cannot let those criminals destroy this world!" You were afraid for Twilight, scared of what Might happen. God forbid anything to happen to her before if happened to you. However, preparing the last Photon torpedo spread, the ship went Dark...
>"Picard," subspace Audio piped in. "You've lost... Surrender, and prepare to be boarded..." Captain Chor'kah spoke in huffs and puffs.
"Never, we will die defending them..." However, your mind already knew one thing. You failed, and your friends and their race were going to suffer because of you...

Back on the plant's surface...

>>25897396
Oh my god... I accidentally said Picard...
I ruined this shit, oh no...
GOD, MOOT, READERS, PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR MY SIN! I DID NOT MEAN TO! IT WAS IN MY HEAD!

God dammit Engi! Although, this is top fucking kek if you take it out of context.
>Somewhere on the planet, a pony has just yelled out about saying Picard.

>>25897418
It was always too late.

>>25897396
>"He's lost... He needs our help..." Luna muttered as Celestia looked upward.
>"Will they really harm my subjects...?" Celestia said nervously.
>"Yes... Captain Anonymous already concluded that..." Luna said somberly.
>There was a deep, dark silence for a second until Celestia looked at her fellow princesses, standing amidst the castle balcony, she decided to do something she never had before.
>"What I am about to do is to never be spoken of, for I do this to protect my subjects..." With that, Celestia's horn began to glow, but extremely bright, unlike her normal magic usage, but soon, there was a flash from her horn as she panted.

Back on the Corona...

>"Captain! High-Intensity gas discharge from the local star! It's bearing 232 Mark 110!"
"Right for the Klingon Ship..." You mutter. Whatever had happened, you had to take advantage now. "Engineering, give me enough power for a boosted Photon Torpedo, targeted directly for the D'Kan's engineering section..." You spoke in huffs as a command flew by your cracked panel.
>Encoded Transmission.
>Photon Torpedoes ready in Thirty Seconds. Shields will be on line five seconds after. Warp Core contained for moment.
>Stand By.
>With that, you sighed, wiping your forehead as the gas discharge drew closer.
>Beep.
>Encoded Message.
>Fire when Ready. Torpedo loaded and armed.
"Mr. Riley, prepare engineering. We're going to have one last go." With that, you pressed the launch sequence for the forward Photon Torpedo launcher, and soon, it left, and for what was only two seconds, seemed like eternity as it slammed in the D'Kan's side, sending the lights flickering as you quickly raised the shields back up, and put on the ship-wide broadcast.

>>25897550
>Boom.
"All hands, brace for impact. Engineering, prepare for immediate heating of the hull!" With that, your closed your eyes and held close to your station as the gas discharge began to hit the Klingon ship, sending it spiraling as it melted, but not with one last effort from the captain.
>"Disruptor inbound to the bri-" Kablam.
A massive chunk of metal shot out, with shrapnel spewing around the bridge. You felt funny as you smiled in your victory.
>"Captain Anonymous!" You heard your First Officer shout as you turned to see him, only to look down and see a small rod of metal in your rib, bleeding profusely.
"Well, fuck my man meats..." You mutter as you fall down, now aware of the pain as your hands cushion your fall, and you begin to have trouble breathing. Everything seemed to haze around you, and merely began to fade to black.

In your unconscious state, you see and feel nothing. You don't dream. But, suddenly, you hear noise.
>Beep.
>Beep.
>The cardiovascular monitor. Working fine. And as it sounded, so was your hear and blood.
>"He's come to, Twilight." You hear a familiar, highly proud voice speak as you turn your head. Sick bay wasn't that hard of a place to realize you were in, but this had to be a hallucination.
>"Captain..." Twilight says as she puts her hooves to the bio bed, and stares at you.
"Just call me Anon..." You mutter as your first officer smirks in the corner.
>"You're officially dead, Captain. Your body was sent out in space at the nearest star." You hear him say as you slowly sit up, rubbing your head.
"How long was I out?"
>"Medical staff had you under for two hours, and an extra one just to make sure everything worked right after the hole punching."
"Fine, and... I'm dead now?" You asked as Twilight looked at Commander Keyser. She was curious.
>"You're listed as such. Enjoy your life at peace. Starfleet already approved my command of the Starship if you were ever to leave."

>>25897661
"Good..." You mutter as you slowly stand up, and look to Twilight, who had tears flowing as you then tightly hugged her, her only response being to hug back.
>"Thank you, Anon... For saving every one of us..."
"Don't thank me... The Corona lost some great crew members, myself not included..." You say as Keyser smiles, handing you civilian clothes.
>"Here you are sir, good as new. Site to Site transport is ready to put you and your two friends down to the planet."
"Thank you commander Keyser. Or, should I say Captain?"
>"I can't replace you, but I can sure try to fill in."
"Good luck. Also, be aware, the Ready Room does have some belongings that I would like to be properly handed off."
>"Noted. Now, shall we beam you down?"
>"Just a second sir. Anon," Twilight said as you looked at her in response.
"Yes?" You asked calmly.
>"Why /did/ you save us and try so hard, risking your life...? Was it really to protect all of us...?"
>"Well, yes... But the other fact is I can never let a friend be harmed... Especially not my best friend..." You say, hugging Twi as you then get a throat-clearing from Keyser.
>"Shall we let you do this in peace?"
"Oh, yes," you say embarrassed at the little scene. "Ready."
>"Alright. Rager, three to beam down. Energize"
"Godspeed," you said to Captain Keyser just as you were phased into the Canterlot Castle, once again Standing in the royal chambers as Twilight looked up at you and Celestia trotted past you slowly.
>"You will not be forgotten for this, Captain Anonymous... You saved our planet... And our race... And for that we welcome you here..."
"Thank you, Princess..." You say as Twilight nervously puts her hoof on your hand.
>You knew what she wanted, and you gave it right to her, as you grasped her hoof gently, and held it, turning around to walk out of the castle with your dearest friend, set for a life of peace, tranquility, and friends you couldn't find in any other part of the galaxy.
Or in the universe, for that fact.

>>25897418
Clearly those Klingons must be confused and think all bald captains are Picard

~Fin~
And that ends the shitpost spree.
If'n anything else, I suggest you block my name in the filter to prevent my shit from contaminating your head, and now I will leave you all to peace.

>>25897500
Drawfags, begin working on a comic for this, Pretty fucking please.

>>25897768
Believe it or not, I just had a sort of Star Trek Marathon not too long ago, and having the best ties with TNG, I was always thinking of Anon as Picard, except, well, younger, and more unstable in some cases. It popped in my head and I never checked it.

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I do think this was a good story PC Engi

That damn photo... Is it sad to say I love you for that?

>>25897839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtMv6V7ZvmE

Anyways... Any hints or suggestions of how I can improve for future reference...?

Bampu

>>25898027

>>25897904
All together I think your story is well written.

Things that could use some work on would be stuff like the transition phrases such as "Back on the Corona..." being formatted differently from one another, by that I mean sometimes they're greentext sometimes they're not.

Another thing to look out for would be instances where you mistype a word but the mistyped word is now a different word so it doesn't get picked up on in spell check.

Examples
Back on the >plant's< surface...
"No." You >sad< as you stepped onto the bridge

My only gripe with the story is that it feels like the 2nd half of a story and feels a bit rushed because of that.

>>25898326
Well if I had my,Red Baby laptop back. I could've done this way better. Right now, I'm on mobile, Fuck tripcodes, and 2, Its a Windows,8 laptop with... a 1.2 GHZ processor, 2,core... it,has real bad lag. And only,runs IE due to... AMD Vision E 300... gross...

But all that was duly noted, I'll try to revise a new,story with THAT in mind.

>>25898409
Waaaah! Daddy didn't buy me something better! Waaah!

>>25900516
Nah, pop's a mentally ill Fuck that I left long ago for calm life in Maple Syrup Land. It was my upgrade to Win10, the most unstable OS to date, and I was left with my Old laptop from 2 years ago to run.

Needless to say, having a good bout of power and water management only costs me around 2 Elizabeths. Rent is manageable on Weekly Pay as a PC Technician.

>>25900546
I don't think I've ever heard someone refer to 20 dollar bills as Elizabeths.

>>25901086
It's the old 100 dollar bill up here. We had the bills switched up. Now Canada (Or so rumor says) is trying to switch to Plastic Currency/Credits.

>>25902564
But Robert Borden has been on the 100 since the 1970's. The last time the queen was on the 100 she was on every bill. Also when you say plastic are you talking about the polymer bills that we switched to a few years ago?

>>25902564
You WriteF_fag, bad grammar on >>25900142
Go ahead and join your brother in the lack of Autocorrect.

>>25902564
>is trying to switch to Plastic Currency/Credits.

The end of private sale. The government and google and amazon and et al must be able to trace everything we buy/sell. Orwell is spinning in is grave.

>>25903512
Where did you hear about this?

>>25904152
why do I have to hear it anywhere, besides what >>25902564 said? it's a common trend, how often do you use cash anymore? The real reason is so the government can nail for taxes. I don't want to talk about this shit anymore because I hate taxes, people, jews they're not people and just about everything else.

A Prompt for stories that come after the Prompt:

>You just built a city of 5000 earth ponies (and growing every day by mass exodus) without any Unicorn nor Pegasus magic.

>Twilot tried to sabotage your project several times until Sun horse found out and declared that she was disappoint in her student.

>Her stance changed when you signed New Earth's declaration of independence and set up a border.

>There was a very brief war where your Earth-Pony-rigged shot-guns decimated an invasion from Equestria's royal guard.

>Despite that, you extended an act of good-will and offered to trade with them under your government's strict control.

>By your economists' projections, Equestria will become completely reliant on New Earth's food in 6 months.

>Equestria will run out of resources to sell you in 6 years.

Seriously, I stared at the prompt I made for 20 minutes, and there was nothing. What ideas are there to go off this? Anon's already won.

>>25905280
It's a shit prompt. Literally all the story would be is 'anon won and now revels in his victory'.

>>25897904
Have a movie war between Star Wars rip off characters and Anon's trekkies; the conflict was which side of the universe was better.

>>25905280
... I didn't even have good politics in my story,
and yet it made more sense than that. I mean, the kingdom of Equestria would not accept control over trade, one, and two, would have no reason to form from Exodus, as, guess what, sun horse and twalot are ruling. Third, you'd have little to no able resources to build an Earth City with each and every government having control over resources. You'd have to tax your own people and even then it'd be a struggle of time to accompany that many ponies.
Plus, to start, why would the Earth Ponies separate from Equestria to begin with?!
It makes no fucking sense.

>>25905382
I agree.

>>25905616
The one that came from Sector 001, Earth. Fuck you, Trekfag forever.

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>>25906795
Ill be here LP.
I will be here.

That brief talk about money got me wondering, as there ever been a story with Anon trying to get Equestria to adopt paper money instead of coins?

Page 9 bump

>>25908320
It'd probably just read like Making Money- Now With Horses!

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>>25906937
>tfw still here

>>25910728
Now that you mention Making Money, I think the Discworld books starring Moist Von Lipwig would serve as good inspiration for stories in this thread

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>>25911386
you still here?
In that case, take this. It's dangerous to lurk alone

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Bump! In the name of science!

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>>25913829
did somebody say science?

>>25913074
11spooky13me

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Bump

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>>25922978
man celestia is adorable in that gif

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>>25881333

>"Is there anything else we should try building?"
"Moondancer and I have drawn dozens of blueprints based on my memories. You can find them all here in that barrel."
>You point at a barrel full of blueprints.
"There are several designs we can use to guide ourselves, am I glad you are all here."
>The three cute engineers get some designs out of the barrel.
>"Wow! A windmill!"
"Yep, based on the drawings from Canterlot's library; these windmills have slight modifications though, they can provide us with electric energy."
>You point at the single light bulb in the ceiling that illuminates the room.
>"Impressive..." Perfect Measure says as she's done reading the design of the light bulb, "however...a better conductive material could be used for the filament. And perhaps the efficiency could be much better if we modify the coil and-"
>She barely knows about this stuff and she's giving you shit about your designs?
"Uhh...well, keep in mind I had nothing better to work with, but I'm looking forward to see what improvements you can make out of these designs."
>Perfect Measure gets a ruler and a compass out of her bag and starts making lots of corrections.
>Hmph.
>The Flange sisters wag their tails in a seductive way while looking at different blueprints.
>Jeez, no wonder why their coworkers kept harassing them.
>"Say Anon, what's this?"
>It's the design for the lever rifle.
"Uh..."
>You snatch the blueprint from Ring Type's magic field.
"It's a prototype design for...defense, yeah; defense."
>Starry Sun, one of Perfect Measure's colleagues perks up his ears.
"But now's not the time for that. That comes later. Let's keep priorities straight."
>"I still see no point in building a bunch of junk ponies have already invented..." Starry Sun says using an arrogant tone.
"Think of all the ponies who have no access to magic alright? Dodge Junction almost dies of thirst because no unicorn or pegasus live there."
>"Boo hoo, earth ponies always brag about their strength."

>>25924270
Woo more LP!
Also wow Starry Sun in just 5 lines I already hate him. Good job with that LP (not sarcasm).

>>25924270
>>25924662
Yeah, I have a new person to love to hate

>>25924270
>"Boo hoo, so dozens of lives almost perished do to negligence and having no sufficient emergency reserve. Earth ponies always brag about their strength? Why couldn't they just pound the ground until water comes up?"

That's what I got from that statement.

>>25925389
That's what I got too and it makes me hope he loses his ability to use magic

>>25925942
I think he's a spy for the shitlord in canterlot. Feed him to the tatzyl worms

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>>25924270

"Dodge Junction is a town full of Earth Ponies! If they can't get their hooves on a rain cloud then their strength was useless in that case."
>"So what? Why is it always our fault whenever those ponies can't solve their problems?"
"Well, that's exactly the point of building a town like this, if magic really has that much influence the ponies and other species of this world then I want to help everyone feel like they are the same, knowing that no pegasi has to provide them with water or that unicorns don't resort to magic to help...or harm others."
>Starry Sun scoffs.
>"Please...there's a hierarchy everypony has to follow, even if they might not like it; but that's how it is. Earth Ponies work hard, but when they can't do their part it's always up to us to fix their screw ups."
>The Flange sisters gasp at Starry Sun's cruel comment.
>"That's not very nice..."
>https://youtu.be/IB6_x2T1yp0?t=39s
>You squint.
"Things are not the same when you can't use your magic. I know many unicorns that have easy lives thanks to the gift of magic, but have you ever done actual work?"
>"Of course I have you-"
"Let me see your hooves."
>"My what?"
"Your hooves!"
>Starry Sun raises his hooves.
"Just as I thought...soft as a foal's hoof. Well look at THESE hands!"
>You show the unicorn your hands, covered in calluses.
"These are the hands of a working man! I bet you have never worked a STINKING day...in your STINKING LITTLE LIFE!..."
>He feels offended by your words.
>"Hey! I attended Celestia's...
"School for Gifted Unicorns right?"
>"Er..."
"Jeez...the same school SHE attended."
>You let out a sigh.
"Just like in my world...assholes like you feel like pushing everypony around because of your status or education. Let me tell you something...in Nova Rohan things will be different."
>You turn around and walk to the door.
"Before I go, I don't want to hear you talking shit again...but if you do then you're free to leave whenever you want."
>You walk out the room.

>>25926062
>Why is it always our fault whenever those ponies can't solve their problems?
>Earth Ponies work hard, but when they can't do their part it's always up to us to fix their screw ups

By that logic, it is your fault. Earth ponies can't grow their crops if they don't get rain supplied by pegasi, which their factories run on unicorn magic. You want them to solve their problems, but don't have any way to solve it themselves since most of their technology is suited to either pegasi or unicorns.

Basically, he said earth ponies should die because they can't do the same things as him.

>>25926062
>"Before I go, I don't want to hear you talking shit again...but if you do then you're free to leave whenever you want."
Rekt morally
>>25926190
Yeah, fuck this guy-stallion-asshat.

>>25926413
>>25926190
>>25926062
In b4 asshat steals plans and runs

>>25926450
I'm expecting Celestia seeing that he's planning to build weapons. The question is, will she see it as a tool for self defense or, which the ponies back at Canterlot might think, tools of war.

The guns are effective against monsters, but if others get one of these weapons, they can cause a lot of destruction.

Also, yeah, I'm also half expecting that the same ponies are trying to make magic versions of human inventions, which are hunks of junks compared to the ones Anon makes.

>>25926450
>>25926054
I'm going to combine these two ideas

Steals the lever rifle plans.
Brings the plans to Mythic Crown.
They build one and see how deadly they are.
Mythic and the others star fear mongering to gain support to put Anon down.

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>>25926062

"Man, who the hell does he think he is?" you say under your breath.
>You let out a sigh and walk down the main street, just to be stopped by Bass Strings carrying her violin, a sheet with music notes written on it and a colored cloth.
>"Hey Anon! I've been wanting to talk to you. Moondancer said you'd be in your shed working with the unicorns."
"Oh, hey Bass! Well here I am."
>You notice something in her saddlebags.
"What do you have there?"
>"Oh nothing...nothing but the new flag and anthem I've composed!"
"That's great! May I see them?"
>"Phew~ I'm glad you said that since you didn't like the previous ones..." she says in a sad tone.
>You let out an awkward chuckle.
"Come on Bass, it's not like I didn't like it...I only explained why we couldn't adopt them as our anthem."
>She lets out a charming giggle.
>"I know Anon, but I'm sure you'll like this one...let me show you the flag first."
>She grabs the cloth in her saddlebags with her teeth and shows it to you.
>"Ta Da! What do you think?"
>Its design resembles...North Korea's flag
>[AbsolutelyDisgusting.jpg]
"Err...Bass Strings?"
>"Wait, let me sing the anthem for you," she says before grabbing her violin and clearing her throat first.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=265faTPSDq8
>Let morning shine on the rivers and mountains of this land,
>Eight thousand miles abundant with natural wealth.
>This is my beautiful fatherland
>With a history of strong willed people,
>The glory of wise ponies and dogs.
>Brought up in a brilliant human culture.
>Devoting our bodies and minds to this valley,
>Let the Way be obeyed.

>Embracing the atmosphere of the Valley of Abundance,
>Nest for the spirit of labour,
>The firm will, bonded with truth,
>Will go forth to all the world.
>The country established by the will of the ponies,
>Breasting the raging waves with soaring strength.
>Glorifying forever Nova Rohan, limitlessly rich and strong,
>Let the Way be shone.

>She lets out a proud sigh.
>"What do you think?"

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>>25926661
>"What do you think?"

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>>25926661
Could this be a sign?

>>25926661
First the Soviet Union, now it's North Korea. What's next? Is she gonna play the anthem of East Germany?

>>25927046
she's gotta be fucking with us. watch next song will be either ISIS or the Ugandan national anthem.

>>25927079
my guess is it will be China or Vietnam or Cuba

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>>25926661

>You'll have to break her innocent heart once again.
"Well...you did a great job Bass, but I'm afraid we can't adopt these designs either."
>"W-why not?!"
"Once again, it resembles the flag and anthem of the country that hated mine."
>"Grrr! Not again! Maybe your country has an awful anthem in the first place and you are jealous of those countries!"
"Ohhh tell me you didn't go there..."
>Bass Strings shuts her mouth with her hooves in a rather cute way.
>"I'm sorry Anon, I'm sure your country's anthem is beautiful!"
>You sigh.
"It's cool Bassy, you didn't mean it."
>She lets out a cute giggle.
"Another reason we can't adopt that anthem and flag is because we are not communists."
>"Communism? What's that Anon?"
"Well, it's...uhh. Evil and-"
>"You've said that already Anon," Bass Strings says as she raises an eyebrow, "but what's communism in the first place?"
>https://youtu.be/Re72di5phM0
"Uhh..."
>"Yes?"
"Just compose another anthem okay?"
>"Okay Anon. The next one will make you drop your pants! I promise!"
"I'll be here waiting for it, but if that's what you want just make sure that Moondancer isn't nearby."
>Bass Strings' cheeks go as red as a tomato.
>"Whoa umm...I-I didn't mean it like that...Gotta go bye!"
>Bass Strings quickly runs to her home and slams the door.
>You let out a chuckle.
>You love to mess around with your citizens.

>As soon as you turn around you feel teeth biting your rear.
"Argh! Ryzhik!"
>You grab the puppy, Katya's little brother and put him on the ground.
"I told you not to do that, what's going on?"
>"Laika and my sister said that they saw something weird floating on the ocean a couple of miles away from the coastline, they told me to come here and warn you."
"The coastline? Another monster planning to attack?"
>The puppy nods.
"Well then, you gather some ponies and dogs to help and I'll go get my weapons."
>"I wanna help!"
>You let out a chuckle.
"Nah, stay here buddy, we'll handle this," you say as you pet his little head.

>>25927166
Monster on the coastline eh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEJm0uIVwUc

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>>25927166

>You turn around once again and you feel your rear getting bitten again.
"Ryzhik!"
>He growls.
>You sigh.
>Fucking stubborn kid.
"Forget it...I'll get my guns first and then we'll gather some muscle."
>Ryzhik doesn't release you.
>You shrug and walk back to your home whistling a tune you love to whistle while working.
>https://youtu.be/OkVkcP4XzkE

>"Where is the human?" Laika asks with annoyance.
"Here I am...Katya, could you please get your brother off me?"
>"Whoops! Sorry Anon!"
>You sigh.
>Katya grabs Ryzhik and gets him off your rear.
"Thank you. Now, where's the threat?"
>Laika points at a very distant object floating on water.
>Katya, Ryzhik and the help you brought giggle.
"What's the matter?"
>Katya shakes her head, containing her laughter.
>Laika looks at everyone.
>"Everyone! What's the matter with you? This is no laughing-"
>You turn around and Laika shuts up.
>"Oh my..." she mutters as a blush appears on her face.
"Not you too Laika," you say before grabbing a pair of binoculars from your backpack.
>You can see a strange thing floating on the water, fortunately you can use the binoculars Silk Ribbon lent you to see what the threat is.
>Katya, Ryzhik and the guys you brought want to laugh.
"I don't know what's so funny to you guys...if a dangerous monster is swimming out there we can kiss our butts goodbye."
>Everyone but Laika laughs when you mention the word butt.
>You sigh.
"Laika? What are you staring at?"
>"Err...at nothing Anon, what's that thing floating on the ocean anyways?"
"It looks like...a boat, and it has ponies inside it!"
>"A boat?!" Everyone present loudly yell at the same time.
"Shh! Have you lost your mind?! You don't want a Manticore to crawl up on us and kill us right?"
>"Whoops, sorry Anon..."
"The ponies in the boat aren't moving, in fact they look, tired?"
>"They are probably sick or thirsty, we should help them out!" Katya says.
"But how? The ocean is filled with-"
>Laika jumps into the ocean.
"LAIKA!"

>>25927549
it's a landing party

>>25927549
Water, water, every where,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, every where,
Nor any drop to drink.

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>>25927549

>Shit!
"Come back Laika!"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id10NHPh5AQ
"You crazy bitch, what the hell are you doing?"
>Celestia warned you that this ocean is the home of many dangerous species.
>You aim your gun at Laika and keep track of her as she swims her way to the boat.
>A two headed shark jumps right at Laika.
>"Watch out Laika!" Katya yells.
>You shoot your rifle and fortunately hit the shark in its right side.
>You're starting to hate Equestria's wild life.
>Laika swims even faster.
>All of a sudden, Laika is lifted in the air by what it appears to be a sea serpent.
>You reload and shoot again.
>This time you missed.
>Laika cries for help.
>You aim at the sea serpent again and shoot.
>The bullet travels through the sea serpent, but it just shrugs it off.
"W-what the?!"
>"Help her Anon!"
>You reload and shoot the gun again.
>This time the bullet penetrates the serpent's eye.
>The serpent releases Laika and swims away from her.
>The dogs cheer.
>You let out a relieved sigh.
>Laika quickly gets inside the boat and uses her powerful arms to bring the ponies inside to safety.
>She finally arrives to the coastline, exhausted.
>The dogs check up on the ponies, while you check up on Laika.
>She's heavily panting.
"Laika! Laika...are you okay?"
>She nods.
"You were amazing back there, don't ever do it again okay?"
>She giggles.
>"It's okay sweet cheeks, thanks for saving me and stuff."
"...Sweet cheeks?"
>Laika giggles and asks you to come closer to her.
>When you do, she whispers in your ear.
>"Ryzhik ruined your pants dummy..."
>Using a paw, she feels up your exposed butt.
"...oh."
>Laika giggles once again.
>This bitch is after your bones.
>You'd say something, but you kind of enjoyed it.
>"Anon?"
"What is it Katya?"
>"These ponies are really...weird."
>You stand up and check on the boat.
>It's a bunch of tall mares.
>They don't look like the regular mares.
>One of them mumbles something in a foreign language.
>"...ma'an."
"What?"
>She faints.

>>25928011
Looks like some Saddle Arabians have joined the party.

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>>25928011

>Many hours later.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw_-pOBq_UI
"Are they gonna be okay doc?"
>"Yes, the worst part has already passed...they were severely dehydrated so we administered some serum into them."
"And what about Laika?"
>"A few hours of well deserved rest should fix her up, don't worry about her."
"Thank goodness...what do you know about these ponies doc?"
>"Those mares? They are from Saddle Arabia. A very exotic place with some...estrict laws towards mares."
"Oh no..."
>"Oh look, one of them woke up already."
>She tires to open her eyes.
>The doctor pushes you outside the room.
>"Maybe she shouldn't see you right now Anonymous, you don't want to scare the poor thing."
"Yeah...you're probably right doc. Keep me up to date with the newcomers alright?"
>The doctor nods.
>You exit the little hospital and head back to your place.
>What a day.
>This valley is hard to conquer, but you won't give up.
>Moondancer is waiting at the hospital's main door.
>"Anon!"
"Hey Moony..."
>"How are the ponies you and the dogs brought in?"
"According to the doc they are okay, why?"
>She lets out a relieved sigh.
>"Thank goodness, all that effort that Laika girl did was worth it. And I'm glad that everyone is okay."
"Yeah, and to think you don't like poor Laika."
>Moondancer neighs.
>"I have my reasons...by the way, those scientists and engineers Celestia lent us are impressed with your designs, they are fascinated with that phone concept you talked about earlier in the morning."
>You grin.
"That's great! At this rate I'll probably live to see the day I'll use a computer again."
>To shitpost of course.
>Yeah, the concept of electronics is kind of new to them, only high class unicorns are allowed to study it."
"Speaking of which Moony, I kind of talked about this to the newcomers, one of them gave me trouble."
>"Starry Sun?"
"Yeah, how did you-"
>"According to Perfect Measure nopony likes him...I wonder why Celestia sent him along with the rest."
>You shrug.

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>>25928376

>"Anyways...you know how to deal with difficult people right Anon?"
"Well, I had to work with those kind of people back in Earth, so I guess knocking up some sense in his snobby skull won't be so hard."
>Moondancer nods.
>"It's getting late Anon, we should go home...and you should totally put on a new pair of pants."
"I got a better idea Moony, why don't we head home and you take off my pants huh?"
>She lets out a dirty giggle.
>"I like how that sounds...let's go then, I can't wait to try on that lingerie we bought in Canterlot."
"Aww yes..."

>Not so far away from there.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYgs9aZBLXE
>"So Mythic Crown was right...the human designed weapons," Starry Sun says under his breath while looking at your private blueprints, "these belong to Equestria now..."
>He stuffs the blueprints in his saddlebags and teleports out of your home.

>>25928520
he just sold state secrets to a foreign power

He can be executed for treason now...

good!

>>25927166
>>"Okay Anon. The next one will make you drop your pants! I promise!"
kek
>>25927549
>>Everyone but Laika laughs when you mention the word butt.
I'm guessing Ryzhik got a good bite in

>>25928376
>>"According to Perfect Measure nopony likes him...I wonder why Celestia sent him along with the rest."
Good question >_>

>>25928520
>"I got a better idea Moony, why don't we head home and you take off my pants huh?"
>>She lets out a dirty giggle.
>>"I like how that sounds...let's go then, I can't wait to try on that lingerie we bought in Canterlot."
>"Aww yes..."
Awww ye---wait, Anon beat me to it..

>>"So Mythic Crown was right...the human designed weapons," Starry Sun says under his breath while looking at your private blueprints, "these belong to Equestria now..."
>>He stuffs the blueprints in his saddlebags and teleports out of your home.
That son of a bitch :| No offense to any Diamond Dogs lurking

Keep it up LP, this stuff is awesome! (and captivating!)

>>25928553
>>25928520
inb4 finds out Celestia didn't put him on the roster for the Equestrian scientists.

I hope Anonland immediately threatens war unless they have his head for espionage. I hate villains like him. They make me frustrated, and I hate being frustrated. Please kill them as soon as possible.

Wouldn't an execution harm Anon's reputation?

a more fitting punishment chop off his horn

>>25928619
Not if there was a tribunal.

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>>25928587
>Starry Sun
>Kill him.

I have a more /mlp/ friendly idea for his punishment

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>>25928777
Fist him to death?

Or Make him suffocate on dildos/dick?

>>25928520

If it were me,

"Celestia, I regret to inform you that we will be cutting all ties with Equestria. Your treachery has earned you a closed border with Nova Rohan."

Hold Celestia accountable, whether or not she's guilty. Those was her ponies she sent, after all.

"If you wish to reopen borders with us, then we demand you extradite the spy known as "Starry Sun" who took the blueprints from us, so that he can stand trial for the crime of high treason. We also demand that you immediately return the stolen blueprints to us."

Give her an out, but have a high demand.

"If you do not comply, and continue to grant asylum to the spy, it will be considered an act of war by Nova Rohan."

Deliver an ultimatum, to put on the pressure.

"I'm very sorry it's come to this. I don't want bloodshed any more than you do. But our laws are clear. And your spy has violated them."

Reinforce your character and her position, make it seem like you're in the right.

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>>25928953
In my sick mind, all of them

But it wouldn't fit in the story.

>>25929043
If you threaten war, then those blueprints he stole might see some use. If it is a war of attricion, then Anon will definately lose. What Anon should do is copyright them. If anyone else tries to make something similar, he can sue him.

>>25929362
>he can sue him.

Implying Murican style court system even exists in crayon horse land.

>>25929362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeXQBHLIPcw

>>25929362

You're missing the point. Celestia wants a good relationship with Anon. She won't go to war over something like this, especially if the political axe is over her head. It'll damage her reputation, and make her look like a greedy queen who bullied a nation into submission to her own people. And in the international community, it'll make her look like a tyrant and a warmonger. It doesn't matter whether or not Nova Rohan can win the war, what matters is the reasoning behind the war. It's inadvisable to her very character to go to war over this.

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>>25928520

>Minutes later...
>"I'm not so sure about this Anon..."
>You laugh.
"Come on...don't be so shy; you said you'd give this a chance..."
>"Yeah, but why? Am I not hot enough?"
>Moondancer and her low self-steem.
>Good job Twilight.
>http://picosong.com/Q7FT/
"You are pretty hot already Moony, but lingerie enhances your beauty even more...let's just say it's a preference of mine."
>"O-okay, if that's what makes you happy..."
"Don't worry, if there's something you'd like to try one day just let me know okay?"
>She nods and keeps putting on the remaining accesories.
>"I'll keep that in mind, I hope the things that turn me on aren't too weird for you."
>Moondancer takes off her sweater and throws it to the nearest corner of the room before turning around.
"Unf..."
>"L-like it?"
"Love it..."
>Moondancer jumps on the bed and waits for you to fondle her.
>"Please be gentle..."

>In that same moment, outside of your window.
>"Disgusting ape...he's taking advantage of the pretty mare with the broken glasses." Starry Sun mutters, "the only good thing in this dump."
>He takes a notebook and quill out of his saddlebags and writes something on it.
>["Dear Mythic Crown.
>So far, the human has not developed any form of weaponry or any other device that might endanger Equestria. While he was away with those disgusting diamond dogs I searched his home hoping to find some evidence that might prove his guilt and confirm your suspicions. But the only thing I found was designs. He's very determined to make everypony equal...you must not let this happen, unicorns won't have the same power over the other species if the human makes more progress. I hope you decide to accompany Princess Celestia to her meeting with the human, this way we can let her know what the human is doing over here.
>P.D. I want to know if you have placed the two thousand bits in my apartment. I don't do this for free you know."]
>You take another look inside.
>http://picosong.com/Q7yB/
>What a slut.

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>>25930380

>The next morning.
>https://youtu.be/WwR8MKFvDnQ
>Moondancer wakes you up by kissing your neck.
>"Good morning handsome~"
>You smirk.
"Morning babe..."
>She lets out a giggle.
>"You were amazing Anon...you must be some sort of perv if a bunch of clothes made you feel different."
>You chuckle.
"See? Don't be afraid of trying new things Moony. You'll never know if you like them or not. Besides, you ponies are naked all the time so the lingerie you wore made me feel a bit funny."
>"We should take a shower Anon, Princess Celestia comes tomorrow to visit us so we have to make sure everything is perfect."
"You're right Moony, let's shower together."
>"You're a big perv, did you know that?"
>You laugh.
"ME? Come on Moony, don't forget about that time I heard you moaning my name back when we met and you let me live in your Canterlot home; back when you used your hoof to...you know."
>Moondancer's face goes all red.
>"...Why didn't you enter to my room in that instant then?"
"I dunno, I thought it'd be awkward and that you'd kick me out of your house."
>Moondancer giggles.
>"You're right, that's what I would've done."
"Alright Moony, let's shower and then check up on the town to see if everyone has done their part for tomorrow."
>"Okay Anon..."

>>25930380
Unf is right.
Though Starry and Mythic really killed my boner.
>>25930551
Adorable morning after is adorable though

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>>25930551

>After enjoying a relaxing shower with Moondancer you both enjoy a delicious breakfast.
>When you're done, you put on your clothes and walk downstairs.
>"You know where to go Anon, I'll check up on the farms, the buildings and the pumps."
"Okay sweetie, I'll see you in the evening okay?"
>"Okay."
>You both share a kiss before going on your way.

"Welcome Princess Celest? What's up with that banner?"
>"We couldn't fit it all in..." Aegis and Thunder Soul say.
"Take it down and try again, we don't want to be in bad terms with Princess Celestia. Everything must be perfect."
>"You got it Anon!"
>You feel a hoof tugging your shirt.
>"What do you think about the decoration Anon?" Silk Ribbon asks.
>You look around and approve her hard work.
"Looks great Silky! Keep it up!"
>She gives you a smile and keeps working.
>"Anon! What do you think of this anthem?" Bass Strings asks before clearing her throat.
>"Oh Nova Rohan we pledge our hearts to you, as fateful, as deep, as true; Nova Rohan we love you!"
"..."
>"...So? What do you think?"
"That's it? It's way better than the other ones, but I'm sure that a mare with a musical talent like yours can make it longer."
>She smiles.
>"I knew you'd like it so far! I'll keep working on it!"
>She prances happily back to her home.
>You find Laika's dad sitting on the sidewalk eating an apple.
"Hey Pops...where's your daughter?"
>"I think she's doing inventory of the minerals we've got left sonny."
"Thanks Pops."

>Minutes later.
>"...thirty-eight, thirty nine-"
"Laika?"
>"Anon? Hi! What do you need?"
"Me? Nothing...say, weren't you supposed to be resting like the doctor ordered?"
>"I'm fine," she says with a laugh, "you worry too much Anon. I'm as strong as a rock."
"I'm well aware of that. But you must know your limits, I was worried sick over you."
>She hugs you.
>"Awww...even if you are an ape from another world you worry more about us than that Celestia ever did. Thank you so much!"
>You hug her back.

>>25930813
Can't wait see how the meeting with Celestia is gonna go down. Also Laika is really adorable in this.

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>>25928520
I hope Anon knew about Da Vinci's planned mistakes in their blueprints.

>>25932650
I can see that idea possibly backfiring though. Mythic Crown could potentially defend the theft with Starry Sun seeing some inconsistencies in the plans and sending them back to Canterlot for testing. With the unicorns in Canterlot then testing faulty guns that are either dangerous to the user or highly ineffective. With their results they could further argue that they are not safe at all at should be forcefully brought back to equestria for their safety (and where they could keep a close eye on them to stop them from trying to level the playing fields with unicorns).

>>25933980
>>25932650
He has the plans for the rifle... but what about the ammunition? does said plans include the mixing instructions for the propellant?

>>25934006
Also, would we be using blackpowder or nitrocellulose?

>>25934095
I would guess black powder for now. Nitrocellulose is bit more complicated, and I would imagine it would require them to be decently set up first before they could produce it in meaningful quantities.

>>25934507
plant fibre soaked in nitric acid... not any more difficult than black powder

i would love to see anon finding out that the plans where stolen and all the dogs help anon to track down who did it, catching him, and showing celestia the crime that was committed

>>25934006
I would love to see the ponies trying to figure out the blueprint of a rifle without any point of reference for fire weapons.

>"So what weapon did we manage to steal from the human?"
>"Looks like some sort of fancy folding club"
>"By Celestia!... Thats genius! no wonder what's his face wanted to steal it, but what about the little pointy things?"
>"We are working under the assumption that they are suppositories"

>>25934640
I giggled

>>25934562
It's not necessarily the production of nitrocellulose itself that makes it more complicated. What I'm talking about is how they will produce the materials to make both nitrocellulose and to store it.

>>25934770
Squeeze a shit tonne of lemons onto a shitload of plants. Put it in bottles.
Problem solved.

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>>25930813

"By the way Laika, I haven't had the chance to give you this..."
>She releases you and you get a present from your backpack.
>"A gift for moi?" She says, "aw you little human, you shouldn't have..."
"Come on, open it!"
>Laika tears the box apart and gets the contents.
>"What are these?"
"Clothes! I bought clothes for you and your pack as well, while I was in Canterlot; custom made, very expensive. What do you think?"
>"...I love them! How did you know purple was my favorite color?"
"Lucky guess, this way you won't have to wear that tiny old jacket."
>"Did you bring clothes for the ponies as well?"
"We did, ha. I bought a bunch of clothes and all I used to pay was a fire ruby..."
>"I'll never understand what ponies do with those gems."
"Me neither, I prefer them over currency, carrying bits can get annoying if you don't have pockets."
>"What are these?"
"Undergarments...those go under the actual clothes."
>She tries on the bra first, and then the panties.
>Oh yes.
>"Wow...they fit very well!" She says as she tries on the purple sweater next, "How did you guess my size correc..."
>She catches you giving her a not-so-innocent look.
"Oh, um...l-lucky guess?"
>Laika smirks.
>"I guess you're not used to see others without clothes right?" She says with a laugh.
>You shrug, feeling embarrassed.
>She slaps you on the back.
>"It's okay human, I'm just messing with you! Besides, who can even resist starin' at a body like this?" She says while modeling in a seductive way.
>You gulp.
"Anyways...I should check up on those Saddle Arabians."
>"I'll go with you."

>>25934799
That is insane. That would require them to have an absolutely gigantic resource base if they went that way.

>>25934851
They say dogs are man's best friend. With the way Laika's relationship with Anon is going it might a friends with benefits deal.

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>>25934851

>Minutes later.
"What's up doc?"
>"Hey Anonymous, you came to see the mares right? They are all okay."
"Thank goodness."
>"One of them speaks Equestrian, and I was able to explain what happened yesterday. She wishes to meet the 'kind souls' that saved her and the others."
"Well, that's great. How did she react when you told her about me?"
>"She didn't know what to say."
"Typical...well, do you know why was she inside that boat?"
>"She fled from her country, she's just as tired as the other mares of the constant abuses they keep getting from their husbands."
>You sigh.
"It's weird, Equestria and Earth aren't that different...I'll talk with that mare. What's her name?"
"Insaf..."
"Pretty weird name, but then again you ponies have names based on objects and colors..."
>You knock on the door.
"H-hi," you call from the other side, "may I come in?"
>"Come in..." she replies with a soothing, yet thick middle eastern accent.
>https://youtu.be/K-UrasDAXJE
>You open the door and find a beautiful mare looking outside the window.
>When she notices you, she gasps and takes a couple of steps back.
"Hey, don't be afraid. I'm not gonna hurt you."
>"W-what are you?"
"I'm a human being, this is not my home world, Princess Twilight Sparkle brought me here by accident, my name's Anonymous."
>She calms down.
>"Oh, so you were the one that saved all of us..."
"Technically it wasn't me, it was-"
>Laika enters the room.
>"A-A diamond dog?"
"Yep...her name is Laika. She swam to your boat and brought you to safety even when the ocean was infested with dangerous creatures."
>She can't believe it.
>Then, she looks out the window.
>"Is this Equestria?"
>You and Laika chuckle.
"Nope, welcome to Nova Rohan!"

>>25935615
>>"Is this Equestria?"
>>You and Laika chuckle.
>"Nope, welcome to Nova Rohan!"
That was surprisingly heartwarming.

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>>25930380
Why do I have this foreboding feeling that Starry Sun is going to try and rape Moony........

>>25936062
Crap now I got that feeling too. I can just picture his slimy smug face as tells her how much better a unicorn is compared to "some dirty ape"

>>25936062
I was thinking about that anon, but I am. Why would you put that thought into my head.

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>>25936460
>>25936522
Just have bad feeling about it.
If it does happen, I'll be sure to send a pack of feral niggers to culturally enrich LP

>>25936062
>>25936460
>>25936522
>>25936582
R63 Trixie aka starry sun will be eaten by a tatzyl worm

>>25936653
>will be violated then eaten by a tatzyl worm
FTFY

>>25935615
done?

>>25937293
It's never done.

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>>25935615

>A couple of hours later.
>"So that's how this town came to be...I'm sorry about what happened with Princess Twilight Mr. Anonymous."
"Don't be, and please, just call me Anon. Now that you know about our rather (brief) story of our town, why don't you tell us more about yourself."
>Insaf lets out a sigh.
>https://youtu.be/sG-3Jd0RujY
>"Well, as I said earlier my friends and I decided to escape from Hoofuf, a city near the ocean...because of a movement that promised to bring the 'old practices' back and to restore the old Saddle Arabian empire...and those who don't submit to their will meet their doom."
>Not even Equestria is safe from those extremists.
>She starts to tear up.
>"I was forced to marry a stallion way older than me, and when I expressed my father that I didn't want to marry him he hit me."
>You sigh.
>Only an asshole would hit an exotic beauty like her.
>"We got lost at sea, and we thought we'd die for sure...and it would've been for the best actually," Insaf cries, "it would've been a nightmare to keep enduring that hell."
"Don't say those things Insaf, Laika here risked her life for your and your friends' safety."
>"Yes, I am thankful for your kindness. We all are."
"It seems you've all been through a lot, were you going someplace else?"
>"Not really...we just wanted to get away from everything. We didn't know where would we even land."
"That's not good. Why don't you stay here? Our town is made up of the three pony races and diamond dogs."
>"Y-you'd let us stay here? Wouldn't that bring problems to your town? Those extremists can be-"
>You scoff.
"We have problems of our own, but we've been able to face them alright, isn't that right Laika?"
>She nods.
>"Well, I-I don't know what to say...thank you! Thank you so much!"
>Insaf gives you a hug.
"You're welcome Insaf; If those pricks feel like keep bothering you or your friends don't worry, we'll give them a...'warm welcome'."

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>>25939496
>"Y-you'd let us stay here?
You have to go back....

>>25939706
Kek'd

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>>25939496

>Meanwhile.
>You're now Moondancer.
>And you're done supervising today's activities.
>You check the last thing in your checklist.
"La la la~"
>All of a sudden you hear a pony clearing his throat behind you.
>You turn around and find Starry Sun, looking a bit nervous.
"Hello. Can I help you?"
>"Hey, Moondancer right?"
>You nod.
>"Can I ask you a couple of questions?"
"I don't see why not."
>You keep on writing notes on your checklist.
>"I've heard that this place used to be filled with monsters. How did you dealt with them when you first arrived here?"
"My boyfriend and some of our Dodge Junction friends took care of that issue..."
>"Yeah, but how?"
"Anon worked on a project while we were away okay? Defending our lives was his priority."
>"How? Using weird blueprints or was his face enough to scare the monsters away?"
>You squint.
"He did something important, and his invention was crucial to save not only our friends' lives, but mine as well. So I'll have to ask you to be respectful towards him, he's the founder of this place after all."
>"Yeah, but what's with the no-magic policy nonsense he keeps spewing huh?"
"He never said anything about-"
>"You're not even using your magic to write on that checklist! For Celestia's sake, you're a unicorn! Why do you let that ape to control your mind like that?"
"Excuse me?! He has never established such thing as a-no magic policy! If I don't want to use my magic then that's my problem."
>"It's obvious that the world of that ape isn't like ours, look at that couple! Don't tell me that it's natural!"
>You turn around and find Vasily hugging and kissing his marefriend.
"What's wrong with that? A diamond dog loves a pony...big deal."
>"Princess Luna won't like this, nor will the wise ponies."
"So what? Article No. 3 of our Constitution states that no one shall be discriminated!"
>"Unbelievable...you have laws and stuff? You're actually willing to lose a good future in Canterlot for a dump in the middle of nowhere?"

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>>25941033
>you have laws and stuff?
Really scraping the bottom of the barrel here, huh Starry?

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>>25941033

"I already have what I never had in Canterlot. And I'm pretty much happy here, do you know why? Because I don't have to deal with snobs on a daily basis..."
>He scoffs.
>"A mare with this much that potential, wasted on some ape's selfish desire to build a country for the unequal; what a shame."
>You slam your hoof on the ground.
"Anon isn't selfish, if he were he wouldn't have given those poor diamond dogs a home; or water to Dodge Junction, or a pump for his farmer friend. All he wants to do is help, but jerks like you keep disparaging his work."
>You turn around.
"You're free to leave Nova Rohan whenever you want, but you'll have to do it by yourself...if you can survive the Badlands."
>You walk away from him.
>"That won't be necessary!" He shouts, "tomorrow will be the day the true intentions of that ape will be revealed!"
>You stop on your tracks.
"What are you talking about?"
>"The human is developing technology for war isn't that right?"
>You stay silent.
>"All those strange noises I heard yesterday coming from the Coastline. The ponies told me they belonged to a certain 'weapon' tell me, what is this weapon?"
"Where did you get that blueprint?!
>"Answer me!"
"...It's for defense only, I've already told you!"
>"One stallion named Thunder Soul bragged how him and Anon killed lots of monsters that could turn invisible."
"Those monsters were dangerous! Anon almost dies because of them!"
>"And then he went on a killing spree to make sure those monsters never came back...just because he felt like it. Now Moondancer, how does that make you feel? Knowing that one day he could decide what lives or what doesn't under the pretext of 'protecting his citizens'."
"He has priorities!"
>"Riiiight....the hospital is not finished, neither is the fire station, many buildings are not finished yet. What is he doing then? Technology that could murder ponies?"
>You frown.
>"I could tell the Princesses about this...but I'll let it slide under one condition."
"..."

no one has made twi a little more reasonable

if in character, i bet Twilight just said "MAKE YOUR OWN CITY THEN!" out of anger but when she realizes that anon is ACTUALLY going for it, goes full friendship mode and tries to dissuade anon from going for it. saying its not worth it and she's willing to just drop what she said put it all behind them

>>25941351
>>"I could tell the Princesses about this...but I'll let it slide under one condition."
:| Bring it asshole. Nothing to "let slide".
God, I know that it would just confirm his opinion, but I'd love to just give him a shot straight to the horn. Not through the head, but just something to crack that face-wang he keeps thinking makes him better than every other race.

>>25941351
moondancer's logic is perfectly reasonable, even if he where to present the blueprints, he committed theft and was not part of the ponies celestia sent to Nova Rohan, he has done so many wrong things even if he where to present the blueprints, anon has a good reason for everything that he is doing, and Starry Sun could basically be put under arrest for what he has done

>>25941642
i fucked that up a bit, but i hope the message is clear enough

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>>25941642
Actually, that's a good point.
Arrest him, take back the blueprints he stole, then deport him back into Equestrian territory (read: The Badlands) for violating the law.

Okay maybe not the Badlands. Celestia might not take kindly to that.

>>25941351
>"suck my dick moondancer"

>>25941351
Holy shit is Starry Sun just charging straight towards the asshole of the year award to win it at the last moment

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>>25941351
time for moondancer to go full hulk on his ass

>>25941351
I think Westley from "Princess Bride" knows of suitable punishment for this filth.

https://youtu.be/I_keWS1i3RA?t=20s

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>>25943041
>just saw this movie again recently
what a good movie, and that quote fits quite nicely right now

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>>25941351

I want to fucking deck him in his cunt face.

>>25943151
We all do buddy, we all do.

>>25943151
I'm hoping Moondancer at least kicks his teeth in

>>25941351
It's for self defense.

>>25941351
Dammit, Moonie, arrest him for espionage!

>Moondancer
>Laika
>Insaf

Is nova Rohan becoming Anon's whorehouse?

>>25945275
No arrest him for blackmail and espionage. He will be locked away for even longer

How do you picture Anon's friends? Is Laika taller than him? Are the Flange sisters hotter than the other mares?

>>25945642
I picture the flange sisters as fetish fodder like Aloe, Vera and Lotus

>>25945642
Is Laika taller than him?
I like my ponies little, so I assume Anon's the tallest thing in town. DDogs come closer to humans, but still shorter.

>Are the Flange sisters hotter than the other mares?
Depends, are they identical triplets?

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>>25945642
>>25945715
>>25945682
You know what to do

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>>25945642
I don't know about looking hotter but I imagine the flange sisters looking like pony versions of rosie the riveter

>>25941351
>Hey moondancer I stole these things illegally and i'm justifying my position using the idea that Anon made a gun on his own in dodge junction nearly a year before he found the land we're building.

>Can you believe that? He made a gun nearly a year before he traveled across a dangerous land to find a place he didn't even know existed but might be infested with monsters.

>That's insane, to make a gun, before completing several multi-story buildings of which he has no part in the construction.

>I bet the author is lazy enough to make you dumb enough to suck my dick.

>>25946703
Those badly developed villains, man. I liked it when Twilight was the bad guy. At least we have sympathy with her mania.

>>25946703
Relax buddy
We have a pack of feral niggers ready to enrich LP if anything like that happens to our Moony

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>>25943151
>only 200%
You aren't mad enough anon.

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>>25947607

I'll get there sooner or later and we'll have to see what LP posts. But for now my jimmies are calm.

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>>25941351

>"All you have to do is-"
"Enough!"
>You grit your teeth and snatch the blueprint from him using your magic.
>You teleport the blueprint to a secret place and then aim your horn at Starry Sun.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wrrv_bZc5yo
>"W-wait! Don't do it!"
>Before he gets the chance to say anything else you cast a level 30 spell on him.
>"Gwaaah!"
>You just sealed him in a big crystal.
"And stay there you big jerk!"
>["Moondancer! Let me out! This is not funny!"] He begs.
>The Townsfolk noticed the powerful magic you just released.
>"Moondancer? What happened?" Vasily asks.
>"Yeah...what's going on?" Other villagers asks.
"It seems that we got our hooves and paws on our first criminal..."
>Some mares gasp.
>"What did he do?" Silk Ribbon asks.
"He was trying to grab our plans...he works as a spy, loyal to Equestria."
>"What plans?"
"Anon's rifle of course...apparently his weapon is a threat to Equestria, when the only thing Anon has done is keep us safe from those monsters."
>["You bitch!"]
>Vasily squints and throws a punch to the crystal seal, scaring Starry Sun.
>"Hehehe...little, little pony." Vasily says in a demeaning way.
>Ponies start mumbling between each other.
>"...Why would Princess Celestia send a spy?"
>"I thought she and Anon were in good terms."
>"Is she toying with us?"
>This Starry guy has planted a seed of doubt in the minds of your citizens.
>But you're sure Celestia isn't involved.
"Vasily, Boris? Could you please take this jerk to the podium? Meeting in 20 minutes everyone! I'll notify Anon about what happened..."
>"As you wish Moondancer." The diamond dogs say.

>>25948468
Fuck yeah motherfucker. Moondancer doesn't negotiate with spies.

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>>25948468

>20 minutes later.
>https://youtu.be/RuLLgpnY-tA
>You're now Anonymous.
>You let out a sigh when you take another glance at the trapped pony standing by your side.
>["Let me out!"]
"Come on Starry Sun, knock it off..." you try to say in a calmed manner.
>["You'll regret this ape!"]
>"Be quiet!" Laika yells at him.
>But he refused to stay silent.
"Sheesh, Moony? Could you please do something about him?"
>Moondancer giggles.
>"Sure baby, watch this!"
>Moondancer casts another spell.
>["..."]
>"I made the crystal soundproof."
>The ponies cheer.
>Starry Sun casts a spell and shoots a laser beam at the crystal, but the crystal absorbed it.
"I'm gonna saw off your fucking horn if you don't knock that shit off!"
>He stays still.
"Thank you...boy am I glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here."
>"What's that? You can't say anything either? That's right sucker!" Moondancer teases him.
"Alright that's enough dear. Before we get to the bottom of this I'd like to make another announcement. Newcomers arrived yesterday."
>The citizens pay attention.
"Laika and Katya spotted a boat in the middle of the ocean. Turns out that some Saddle Arabian mares were fortunate enough to flee their country in one piece. They washed up in our coastlines and we brought them to the hospital. The Doc and his students took care of them and according to him the worst part has passed. Let me introduce to you your new neighbors."
>Insaf and her friends walk up to the podium.
>They are pretty shy.
>The stallions cheer and wolf-whistle at them.
>"10 outta 10!"
>"What a bunch of cuties!"
>"Muh di-" Thunder Soul briefly says before Silk Ribbon slaps him.
>You want to agree with your citizens, but both Laika and Moondancer leer at you.
"Uhh...alright ponies, now's not the time for that."
>"I see your citizens are very friendly Anon," Insaf says feeling flattered.
>The other mares giggle in a cute way because they don't understand what the stallions are saying.
>"HNNNNNNG!"

>>25948982
Well memed, writefriend.

>>25948468
Thank you logic

>>25948982
>>The other mares giggle in a cute way because they don't understand what the stallions are saying.

And Super Bairam plays in the distance

>>25948982
I can't wait to see how Starry's gonna be punished

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>>25950729
we're gonna crank the life suck up to 50

>>25950867
ah yes the sound of ultimate suffering coming from him would be music to my ears

>You are Luna.
>You recoil in pain when you try to sit down.

“Of course, the wound.”

>”Are you okay, Princess?”

“Quite alright, Armor. Though I shan’t be sitting for some time. I trust that you won’t object should I lay while we speak?”

>You lay down on your bedroll, resting on your side.
>The side without the superfluous hole in it.
>The two other ponies in your sparse tent sit on the ground.

>”The Crystal Empire has placed a great deal of trust in Equestria on this mission. While we will still consider you our allies should this explanation prove unsatisfactory, I reserve the right to withdraw immediately.”

>”As the princess of friendship, I will… why exactly am I here anyway? It’s not like we brought the friendship army or anything. *GASP!* Am I supposed to have a friendship army?”

“There will be no sanctions or ill will should Crystal forces choose to withdraw. Equestria recognises that the Crystal Empire has no obligation to participate. Twilight, you were brought as part of a show of force. This is a hostile foreign party within Equestria’s borders. It is important that the other nations know that we are taking this invasion seriously, lest they be emboldened. There may be consequences should you depart as it might be perceived as dissent within the crown.”

>”Princess, I hardly think that my actions could spark a war with a foreign nation.”

“Yak-yakistan.”

>All three fell silent at the comment, a harsh blush spreading across Twilight’s face as she averted her gaze.

>You allow the noise from without the tent to dominate for a moment before continuing.

“Right. First, a question. There is no correct answer to this question. Imagine you have a trolley travelling down a rail. It is set to crash, which would kill the five ponies aboard-”

>”Princess Celestia had me study ethics heavily when I was her student. I would switch the track. inaction is no less a choice than action, so I pick the lesser evil.”