>"So Anon, tell me more about how you want to have sex

>>21762030
I would much rather talk to Twilight. You don't seem qualified.

>>21762030
I wanna cover your ground if ya know what ah'm sayin'.

>>21762030
What if Anon is also a psychiatrist?

>>21762030
I feel like I lost control of my life, causing me to watch this show, then the hiatus came, and only the porn was left. It makes me happy.

>>21762030
Well your haunches remind me of a bent over human woman and I can't help but think "I want to fuck that. Hard.". You for instance have a beautiful soft voice doctor fluttershy. I want to know what it sounds like to hear your loud moans of ecstasy.

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>>21762040

>"Very well, I understand that this is a sensitive matter for you, and I just want you to be comfortable. I'll arrange a meeting between you and Dr. Sparkle."

. . . .

>"Hi Anon! Dr. Shy tells me that she thinks you'd benefit from talking about your sexual fantasies concerning ponies. Would you like to sit down with me and share?"

>>21762094
It's been years since I have seen another female human. After a while, standards die down from human females... to just females.

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>>21762058

>"Intriguing, tell me more."

>>21762071

>"Which kinds of pony pornography are you most drawn to?"

>>21762087

>"So you fantasize about me, specifically? Or do other ponies strike you as attractive? I am intrigued by your focus on my voice, have there been voices that have aroused you in the past?"

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>>21762087

>>21762145
my standards started low at females and just went to, if anything would love me.

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>>21762160

>>21762160
>Which kinds of pony pornography are you most drawn to
Comics, I can't fap unless there's a story.

>>21762030
Not just any pony
Just you

because i love you, Fluttershy

>>21762030
Wait a minute, since when were you in psychiatry and what qualificatio ns do you have? I thought your job was to take care of the animals

>>21762160
While it's not you I particularly fantasize about you have a lot of qualities that I find attractive. I suppose I was aroused by a deep sultry voice before.

>>21762030
Before I prove you that im not drunk, I really want to know why is your house burning

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>>21762145
>>21762176

>"Ouch, Anon! I empathize with you, it has to be hard to feel that way! If you could, how would you describe the perfect mate for you? What sort of fantasies do you have about love and romance?"

>>21762286
I don't really know honestly... well i did have one back on Earth but you would think i'm crazy if i told you.

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>>21762198

>"What is it about the narrative that attracts you?"

>>21762218

>"Love is a very strong, positive emotion. When did you start feeling this way, Anon?"

>>21762260

>"What sort of qualities do you look for? Do you keep these in mind or do you find that they usually present subconsciously?"

Not 'ponies'. Just one. *****. I chose her as the object of my affection on an entirely random whim and find pride and comfort in my attachment to that one pony. I only want to fuck ***** because I love her. It's only natural to want to fuck the one you love, right..?

>>21762349
I seriously need you to let me fuck you.

>>21762286
I would like someone who says inside and cuddles up while watching tv or reading a book. Simple things like that. It would also be nice if she was a bit smarter than the average pony.

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>>21762339

>"Oh, I don't think so Anon. Besides, we're all a little crazy! Tell me about her."

>>21762349
I started to feel it when I realized all other females were idiots, you however, you are perfect in my opinion.

Thanks for making these post anon, it means a lot to me

>>21762349
I suppose I think positivity is attractive if we're just being basic. Also the long hair. These are not set in stone though.

>>21762390
Uh i meant i had a fantasy, not a mate

>>21762349
>"What is it about the narrative that attracts you?"
I don't know, probably getting to know how and why they fuck gets the blood flowing for the fap later.

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>>21762030
Yes, we can cover all of it

Who else do they have as psychiatrists? I'm not confortable saying this stuff to Twilight or Fluttershy

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>>21762353

>"Sex is a natural part of relationships, Anon. How else do you show your love to *****? Does she show you love in return?"

>>21762363

>"I understand completely that you have strong sexual urges and fantasies about me, and that is very normal when you are attracted to someone. Do you often masturbate while thinking about me?"

>>21762389

>"I think those are very peaceful, gentle qualities in a mate. What is it about the simple things that attract you?"

>>21762399

>"I'm glad I can help you, Anon, and that you feel comfortable with me. Can you tell me more about your experiences with other women?"

If i go all night, will it kill you?

>>21762507
I am masturbating to you literally right now.

>>21762507
>Fucking flutershy

Anons she's just trying to find your fetish agian. Stop giving her attention

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>>21762507
>Do you often masturbate while thinking about me
S-sometimes

>>21762532
We've already determined that we are sexually attracted to horses. What more do we have to hide?

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>>21762436

>"Ah, not to worry, my mistake! Please, tell me all about it, I'd like to hear it."

>>21762484

>"There are six psychiatrists available on staff: Drs. Shy, Dash, Apple, Rarity, and myself. Would you like me to set up an appointment?"

>>21762286
>how would you describe the perfect mate for you?
Trust me, it doesn't exist.

>>21762561

>"Oh, and how could I forget Dr. Pie. She's so energetic."

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>>21762030
>rp

>>21762507

never had any other experiences ;_;

>>21762584
You know, it just works for this board, I don't know how, it just does.

>>21762561
IYes please, i see you and doctorShy Are occupied right now but i don't know which other doctor i should see. Any of the other doctors that has experience determining if someone might be attracted to the same gender i have?

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>>21762432

>"I also enjoy positivity. Does negativity specifically repulse you?"

>>21762440

>"Ah, I see, does imagination play a large role in your sexual arousal?"

>>21762528
>>21762537

>"That's all right, I want you to feel good and relaxed. Would it help you to share your fantasies with me while you do it?"

>>21762532

>"While I would love to hear about your fetishes, it is not for my benefit. I just want you to feel comfortable and open to sharing."

>>21762579

"Oh! I'm terribly sorry, she must've accidentally teleported you back here. Her room is just down the hall, on the left."

>>21762561
I don't know, i woke up after a night and was attracted to large, firm belles. Wow i feel ashamed admitting this.

>>21762646
Yeah. Sometimes I just imagine you as being very gentle and loving which I think are great qualities. I don't always like the rougher sex.

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>>21762640

>"Hmm... let me see if Dr. Rarity is in, she specializes in this sort of thing."

. . . .

>"Hello, darling! Have a seat. Dr. Sparkle has told me that you have questions about what gender you're attracted to. Would you like to tell me a little bit about that?"

>>21762646
Thank you. I don't know why my post was deleted

How I would actually respond (pls don't reply to this roleplayers)

>Humans have a tremendious capacity for xenophilia
>I've always had a slightly odd sexuality
>You guys are the only sentient species
>Also you have a lot of qualities---especially facial symmetry---that I find attractive

Is Dr. Pie in?

>>21762646
So you're not at all bothered that I'm masturbating to you right in front of you?
This is my fetish.

>>21762726
I know i am attracted to womens but sometimes i feel some mens are attractive too

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>>21762561
>"Well, if ya ask me, mah prescription is apples. Apples fix any and all problems you have, including sickness, unhappiness, and the crushing feeling of loneliness because no one would ever fall for some old, boring farmpony..."

>>21762646
>"Ah, I see, does imagination play a large role in your sexual arousal?"
Yes, in a way, sometimes I'll think of what they're saying if I need to.

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>>21762701

>"Interesting! Can you think of anything that prompted this attraction? And why do you feel ashamed about it?"

>>21762806
No nothing comes to mind. The reason i fell ashamed is because where i am from it is consider weird and shameful.

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The fuck is wrong with you faggots, jesus.

>>21762791
I don't think you are boring and i feel you arebeatiful

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>>21762594

>"If not romantic experiences, then your experiences with women in general?"

>>21762711

>"I think those are wonderful things to fantasize about. I hope, in your imaginings, that you feel a sense of self-love. Do you ever find yourself looking for a relationship with someone else?"

>>21762776

>"I'm not bothered in the least, Anon. What is it about my presence that arouses you?"

>>21762798

>"Do you ever place yourself in these stories?"

>>21762897
>"Do you ever place yourself in these stories?"
Sometimes, like pretending I'm the one fucking the pony

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>>21762778

>"Oh, darling, that's quite common. What manner of attraction is it, sexual or emotional? Or both? Do you find that there are certain types of men that you are attracted to?"

>>21762897
>Do you ever find yourself looking for a relationship with someone else
No

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>>21762774

>"Hey Anon! What's up? Here, come into my office, I've got cupcaaakes!"

>"Now, how can I help turn that frown upside down? Let me know what's on your mind!"

>>21762958
I'm depressed. I just can't find out how to kill all these jews.

>>21762170
what the fuck man.

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>>21762843

>"Huh, I see. Why would anyone think large bellies are weird?"

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>>21762929
>Sometimes, like pretending I'm the one fucking the pony

>>21762958
Dr. Pie, I'm just kind of stuck in a rut. Nothing seems to phase me anymore. I just don't feel much of anything a lot of the time. Good or bad. I haven't decided if that's good or not.

>>21762646
No, Negativity is fine. The only thing I don't like is subtle hostility. You would think the open one would bother me and it does but at least they're being honest.

Inb4 dr. mane6 general.

All that's missing is the CMC offering their help as wannabe doctors to earn their Cutie Marks.

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>>21762929

>"You mentioned that pony porn makes you feel happy, do you feel happiest when you are the one having sex with the pony?"

>>21762954

>"That's quite fine, Anon. Do you find yourself channeling your romantic feelings in other ways?"

>>21762791
Honey buns let me buy you a drink, I think you could use the company.

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>>21763034
don't give them ideas you idiot

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>>21762977

>"Oh gosh Anon, you and your wacky jews! Tell me ALL about them."

>>21763012

>"Oo, interesting. When did you start feeling this way? Have you ever felt this way before?"

>>21762936
I dont really really know since must of time it's like a feeling that comes from my subconscious, i do know it is emotional because the thought of sex with a men makes me fell ill.

smart ones i think but i kow i never felt like that toward a fat men, me being overwheight means i don't fell attracted to others like that

>>21763034
>another fucking general
God no

>>21763068
/mlp/ is pretty much a mental institution without the doctors, when you come to think of it. We have janitors, sure, and every once in a while a guy with a hammer visits to make sure this place hasn't completely burned to the ground and kick out those who make too much trouble. But we don't have doctors.

>>21762994
Because on Earth flat bellies are seen as sexier

Now trying to tell if at least one of these is an actual psychiatrist

>>21763040
>>"You mentioned that pony porn makes you feel happy, do you feel happiest when you are the one having sex with the pony?"
Yes. I have to say Dr.Shy, if it wasn't for the whole doctor/patient confidentiality/professionalism, I would literally take you here and now, just to hear you moan and explain why these urges are so intense.

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>>21763079

>"Hmm, when you say that you are attracted to men, do you have physical fantasies about them? Any thoughts of kissing, hugging, holding hands? Or is it more of a mental attraction?"

>>21763040
I don't think I channel it in another way.

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>>21763069
Well Pinkie, they're all over Germany but I just can't kill them without pissing off Churchill.

>>21763122
Mental.

>>21763040
>You mentioned that pony porn makes you feel happy, do you feel happiest when you are the one having sex with the pony
Yes, I guess along with the pleasure jacking off usually gives, I guess I feel dominant, fucking a pony until it's dead tired.

>>21763152
So you don't find men sexual, but you prefer their company?

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>>21763109

>"So it's more common for people to perceive flat bellies as sexier? But surely there are other people who also find large bellies attractive, even if it's less common. You can't be the only one."

>>21762030
Bump

>>21763182
There was no girls around when i was younger so i'm used to men being around more than womens

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>>21763124

>"Do you fantasize about relationships or sex with someone who is loving, gentle, and kind?"

>>21763118

>"In these fantasies, you seem to have an appreciation for a clinical approach to your sexual urges. What is it about the position of a psychiatrist that arouses you so?"

>>21763158

>"Can you tell me more about your dominant fantasies? What attracts you to being dominant?"

>>21763191
True but they are creepy even in my opinion

>>21762030
My sister got me into the show. Ever since 2010, episode 6 I've wanted to start fucking ponies. I can't help it. Your very presence gives me a boner.

>>21763295
This entire conversation is too arousing. I need to fuck you.

>>21763295
>"Do you fantasize about relationships or sex with someone who is loving, gentle, and kind?"
Sometimes yes

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>>21763152
>>21763282

>"Tell me a little about your feelings toward women, darling."

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>>21763297

>"Do you find the creepiness to be attractive? What's creepy about them?"

>>21763295
>"Can you tell me more about your dominant fantasies? What attracts you to being dominant?"
Well, like I said, I feel like I have lost control of my life, and imagining fucking a sexy pony moaning how big I am, makes me feel strong.

>>21763348
It's a bit complicated, i feel attracted sexually but i don'+t know about mentally yet since i have not being able to start a relationship due to being very shy

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>>21763326

>"What is it about ponies that arouses you, Anon?"

>>21763331

>"Do you find that need growing stronger the more we talk about sex?"

>>21763344

>"Would you be open to receiving love from someone who exemplified those qualities, and wanted to give you their love?"

>>21763368
Oh no the creepiness is very disturbing, they write stories and draw stuff where the women bellies is so full it burst open and that's not okay with me, it scares me

>>21763414
I would love love.

>>21763414
>Do you find that need growing stronger the more we talk about sex

Talking about sex in general turns me on.

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>>21763407

>"Oh, yes, I do understand shyness. Are there ever times where you don't feel shy? And have there been times where you've wanted to express your feelings to someone, but your shyness prevented you from doing so?"

>>21763348
I'm largely indifferent towards them.

>>21763454
I don't feel shy aroud people i know at least somewhat and yes that did happen once or twice

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>>21763433

>"Oh, gosh! I see why that would scare you. So you prefer a much milder appreciation of big bellies? Is it food-related or just the size?"

>>21763443

>"And I want you to be able to experience that, Anon. You are a good person. Do you ever feel like sharing your love with others?"

>>21763448

>"Does it always arouse you to talk about sex? Or only if you are talking about it with me?"

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>>21763558

>>21763558
>Do you ever feel like sharing your love with others?"
Not really no

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>>21763478

>"The mental attraction you sometimes feel for men - have you ever experienced that feeling toward a woman?"

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I have no problems

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>>21763491
the size but stories and other stuff where the belly is filled with dangerous substances, discomfort is invoved, or life is in danger from the belly bein huge is a turnoff.
Also as in this picture i don't when the belly is not firm

Oh and vore is a complete turnoff

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>>21763390

>"What aspects of your life feel out of control, Anon?"

>>21763591

"Are you content with that?"

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>>21763630

>"Danger, discomfort, vore. Check, check, check. You find them all unattractive."
>"Can you show me a picture demonstrating a large, firm belly? One that you find arousing."

>>21763645
>"What aspects of your life feel out of control, Anon?"
What job I'm getting and what I do with my free time.

>>21763645
>Are you content with that?
I feel fine just keeping most of those kinds of things to myself. I almost never really see a need to express love to someone.

>>21763597
Yes, i just really haven't felt it in a long while and have not payed much attention to relationships

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>>21763665

>"What job do you want (and which do you not want)? And how do you spend your free time? Is there something you'd rather be spending your free time on?"

>>21763667

>"Do you feel comfortable being alone?"

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>>21763105
The same could be said for most of 4chan. Nor/mlp/eople, /v/irgins, /co/mrades, /k/ommandos, /b/tards, /a/utists, /g/entoomen, fa/tg/uys, /pol/acks - we're all just different species of animals, kept in our own cages in the world's largest online zoo.

Well, maybe stuck isn't the right word. We could always leave, but then we wouldn't have like-minded company.

Maybe that's what Mr. Bones was getting at.

>>21763701
Mr. Bones is a well known philosopher and pondering upon his book "The Ride Never Ends" often leads us to discover just how amazing he truly is.

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>>21763671

>"Do you think you would enjoy feeling that feeling again with a woman, both a mental and sexual attraction?"

>"Also, you mentioned that you find the idea of sex with men to be disgusting; could you elaborate a little on your feelings regarding this?"

>>21762030
Why bother asking why, it just brings up questions you already know the answer to.

>>21763700
Yes.
Especially when it's raining. Good god I love the rain.

>>21762030
Knock off this therapist shit, you're going to bring in more faggots than usual.

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>>21763729

>"She appears to be pregnant, does that factor into your fantasies at all?"

>"And just for the record, you are attracted to large bellies, not fat or obesity?"

>"Ah shoot, I dropped my pen."

>>21763700
>"What job do you want (and which do you not want)? And how do you spend your free time? Is there something you'd rather be spending your free time on?"
I want be a author, but I'm going to be a Lawyer. I pretty much can't quite now. Also, it's not how I spend my free time already, this is where I spend it and I love it. It's the fear of losing it, which I don't like.

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>>21763756

>"I don't know anything, really. Sometimes asking questions helps people come to their own realizations. Sometimes just talking is enough to help someone."

>>21763778

>"Why do you want me to stop, Anon? Is there anything I can help you with?"

>>21763763
>"Rain really is wonderful. What do you think about, when it rains?"

>>21763799
Ms. Sparkle are you trying to seduce me?

>>21763753
Yes.

A strong feeling of being turned off.

>>21763820
*quit

>>21763823
I don't really think about much. I just let my mind drift and listen to the sounds of the storm.

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>>21763083
Just accept it, anon. Generals and unnecessary namefagging is what this board is now. The ride is fucking horrible, but none of us can leave.

Pretty soon, we'll have generals about why generals are cancer.

>>21763799
Uh sorry but i see the hour and i promised a friend i would help them move their furniture in soon

For the record pregnancy is not a turnoff but fat and obesity is.

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>>21762977
>>21763069
>>21763143
>mfw

Pinkie Pie and Hitler discussing the "jewish problem" as part of his allied-ordered therapy after the fall of the reich.

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>>21763828
>2010+9-4
>caring about what gender your partner is

>>21763894
Well excuse if i don't care for gay relationships

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>>21763825

>"Oh, have I done something seductive? Please elaborate, for scientific reasons."

>>21763864

>"Okay, I hope talking about this has helped you in some capacity. For the record, I don't think your attraction to big, firm bellies is gross or shameful. I think it's really positive that you reject stories and art that place the woman in discomfort. Your focus is just on the physical enjoyment of the stomach's appearance."

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>>21763910

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>>21763828
>>21763910

>"Do you fear the possibility that one day you might be aroused by the thought of becoming intimate with a man?"

>>21763914
No miss sparkle.
I'm just rock hard and purple appeases my eyes

>>21763914
Not dealing with any of that. You want the D say yes. If you for whatever reason cannot say yes out loud say No while nodding. If you cannot express approval in any way while still wanting it I will be at the local store from 19:00 to 20:00 every day for a week.

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I'm going through my life, but I'm not living. I'm 20 years old, moved out of my dad's place and now live by myself in a small apartment. I'm finishing my last semester of college, working my part time job, paying my bills, and doing my chores.

Between those things, I'm staying in bed well into the afternoon, playing video games, browsing 4chan, and masturbating nightly. I'm going day to day, wondering if the next day will be the one where I just feel something. I have plans of going into the military after I'm done school, and it just feels like I'm working my way to that destination, every day until then is just bland filler, and once I get there, maybe I'll find the calling that I'm looking for? A passion, perhaps? I would find it pretty unfortunate if following orders and killing people was the only thing that gives me any kind of drive.

It's been this way for years. I'm not happy, I'm not depressed, and I'm apathetic to everyone else but myself. I've had no relationships, and at this point, I don't think my mind could even understand how to keep one up. A casual friendship is something I barely grasp, and a romantic one is almost completely alien.

Sorry if I'm rambling. I just really needed to get that off my chest.

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>>21763820

>"Are you apprehensive about becoming a lawyer? What set you down this road to begin with?"

>>21763835

"There is something soothing about the sounds of rain and thunder, and the flash of lightning. Especially at night. I'm glad I was able to speak with you today, Anon. Is there anything else you'd like to talk about?"

>>21763933
Already given it thought, dicks do nothing for me.
I just happen to find myself more at ease around men.

>>21763956
No, I need to sleep. Thank you for the talk.

>>21763914
>for scientific reasons

Nah m8 I know you wanna do it.

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>>21763944

>"Interesting, I may need to conduct some studies on the effects of colors on sexual arousal..."

>>21763946

>"I'm afraid as your psychiatrist it would be irresponsible of me to fulfill your sexual fantasies. I simply will be unable to meet you at Cupcake Corner at 19:30 this evening."

>>21762030
Fuck off, shrink.

>>21763956
>"Are you apprehensive about becoming a lawyer? What set you down this road to begin with
I mean, it isn't such bad job, it gets you a lot of money, but I will miss just relaxing a lot. I've pretty much made it where I picked all the classes that fit for being a Lawyer, because my parents wanted me to, now, there's pretty much no way to get another job.

>>21764026
Ooh! I like tests!

>>21764028
No you

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>>21764021
>>21763969

>"That's reasonable. Sexual attraction is out the window in that case. But the emotional attraction - do you feel anxiety about that?"

>>21762030
I'm not anon flutters

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>>21763975

>"Good night Anon, sleep well."

>>21764038

>"Do your parents know about your desire to be an author? Have you talked to them about it?"

>>21763326
Does your sister give you a boner?

>>21764049
A little. Growing up I never really got or even sought much from my female peers. Acceptance and encouragement from other guys though, that was a nice feeling.

>>21764073
>"Do your parents know about your desire to be an author? Have you talked to them about it?"
Yes, but they said I could be one on the side, but I'm not sure I could do that with how many hours Lawyers work.

>>21764026
Testing is my fetish.

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>>21764041
>>21764107

>"What kind of tests do you like the most? Also, does it matter who gives you the test? For example, how would you feel about being tested by, oh, say, some strong, female unicorn?"

I'm feeling depressed, which doctor is open to see me?

>>21764143
That would be fine.

>>21764026
Twilight, this is highly unprofessional, do go on.

>>21762030
"Because, Dr."
> Sigh, and slowly move closer to her, with a frown on my face
"Soon, your world will know total war."

I don't fucking know.

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>>21764092

>"Do you find yourself going out of your way to seek the approval of other men?"

>>21764146

All the doctors appear to be in. You hear some soft talking behind Twilight, Rarity, and Fluttershy's door, and a lot of screaming about cupcakes and jews from behind Pinkie's. Drs. Dash and Apple don't seem to have any visitors at the moment.

>>21762030
It's worse than that, doc. Horses made me bi.

Before all this, I was 100% certain that I was straight, then I started looking at stallions, then one thing led to another, and now I like guys, too.

How could this happen

>>21764143
That is also my fetish.
Are you psychic by chance?

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>>21764106

>"Do you think you will be happy as a lawyer? What do you think your parents would do if you decided not to become one?"

>>21764160

>"Oh, goodness, I hope not!"

>>21764164
No

>>21764180
I want to go to Dr. Appuls and start telling her about all the wonderful stuff humans have accomplished without magic. Robotics, photon-matter conversion, nanotech, artificial elements, the whole shebang.


Shhh. I'm doing espionage

>>21764160
Are you Attila?

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>>21764151
>>21764153
>>21764199

>"Well I don't want to be unprofessional... I'm pursuing this line of inquiry purely for your benefit. Do you believe yourself to have submissive tendencies?"

>>21764212
"Nah, probably not. Call that my dark sense of humour. Anyways, to the real point... All I want to do is be useful to humanity, you know? I want to do something great, that will really help people out. I don't even care if I am hated for it, or if nobody ever acknowledges what I did, as long as I can make that contribution. The thing is, I always find myself dug into a rut about it. I ask myself 'what if I make a mistake and someone gets hurt?', 'What if you can't do it, and you die as someone who was worth nothing?' I'm just so incredibly afraid that I won't be able to -help- people."

>>21764180
Actually know that i think it was never specified what the various doctors respective specialization?

>>21764246
Sometimes.

Really, I'm just interested in dom/sub play, regardless of which side of it I end up on.

>>21764246
>implying I'm a sub
who the hell am I kidding. Yes I'm submissive

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>>21764218

>"Do you feel that your emotional attraction to men affects your behavior in any way?"

>>21764224
No, just some Canadian asshole who spent the past three days researching directed energy weapons and looking at HFY stories. Writing some sci fi.

>>21764212
>"Do you think you will be happy as a lawyer? What do you think your parents would do if you decided not to become one?"
Considering all the money it would give me yes, but I'd still like to write a famous book. My parents would be disappointed. But they'd probably get over it. I'm sorry Dr. Fluttershy, my time is up, it is been nice talking. Hopefully we can continue Tomorrow. Good night.

>>21764246
Not really

>>21764212
Not really but space is big so no know what might one day visit.

>>21764261
More confidence around mens is something i noticed.

>>21764277
What?

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>>21763954

>"Thanks for sharing all that, Anon. I wish I could offer you an easy solution. Do you ever find yourself branching out, looking for new things to try, new situations to put yourself in?"

>"Perhaps the military is not the right fit for you, if you are this apprehensive about it before you even go in. There are other organizations you could join, like a firefighting squad or EMS."

>>21764252

>"There are so many ways to help people. Even simple things can have a tremendous impact. What sorts of things have you thought about?"

>>21764309
Well, enough about us. What about you?

>>21764255

I'm not really familiar with their credentials. Twilight takes a more scientific approach, Fluttershy is more into feelings. Rarity has a decent understanding of male-female relations. Applejack and Pinkie Pie will lend you an ear. Rainbow Dash might be a little harsh, but who knows.

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>>21764220

"Well hay, pardner, that's some mighty interestin' stuff. But what're you tellin' me for?"

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>>21764258
>>21764259

>"I see! What is it about dom/sub that attracts you?"

>>21764273

>"That's fine. Do you have any interest in that sort of thing, or is it just not for you?"

>>21764309
"Science, I suppose. It's the only thing I can really keep myself interested in -- aerospace engineering and military engineering, that sort of thing. Call me pessimistic, but, well, our species hasn't been graced with the most peaceful history... And a good number of us would willingly die for what we believe in, or even kill others. I just want humanity to be prepared, you know? I don't want anything out there to try and stop us. I want us to, one day, become so evolved that we are effectively a race of gods. I mean, obviously, I alone can't do that."

>>21764293
I was implying that since space is vast there might be intelligent life out there in the mlp universe that might visit their world one day

>>21764366
It's never really been my thing.

>>21764309
I dunno, I've been pretty dead-set on the military for years, now. I wouldn't say I'm apprehensive about it, it's just that I'm kind of worried that once I get there, it might be the only thing that reminds me I'm alive, making me the kind of sociopath who's only comfortable with a gun in his hand, and in an environment where there's things to shoot. I'd be pretty worried about what people would think of me if I couldn't at least find another thing to attach to my "identity."

But on that note, I guess I *have* been looking into a new activity. I got my license back in March, and finally got around to getting my first gun in September. Haven't been able to go shooting lately because it's cold as tits outside, but there's just something so magical about holding that rifle, lining up the shot, and squeezing the trigger for a loud bang. It's the closest I can get to that... "thing" that I'm looking for...

>>21764366
By the way what are your psychiatric specialty and that of you fellow doctors? I'm just curious

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>>21764289

>"Well, darling, I don't think you need to worry too much. It's natural to seek the approval of other men, especially if you are a shy person."

>"Sometimes, you can feel a sort of magnetism toward someone who is talented and intelligent. It's good to recognize their gifts, because you can appreciate and learn from them. In doing so, you can learn to recognize your own gifts, and become more comfortable and confident in yourself."

>"It's hard, but I know there are women out there who can make you feel that way, who can draw you in with their intellect. In time, I hope you can meet one who does."

So what's even the point of this? Why the curiosity in your fellow Anons's sexual preferences/life stories?

>>21764366
I think it's mostly the restraint part of it- keeping someone from moving or speaking, then making them try to. I find those situations to be a big turn-on, as well as the idea of panic or desperation in a sexual context. I don't like the idea of causing someone any pain or putting them in actual danger, mind you, or doing something really wrong- but I think a situation of helplessness and surprise during sex could be a lot of fun whether I'm the one delivering or receiving it.

And that kind of thing with an cute, intelligent pony who understands the love of having things organized and controlled, well... it'd add a lot to the experience.

>>21764433
You're right, tear this thread down, we need another quality IWTCIRD thread instead

>>21764346
"Call me an optimist, but I've always been a great believer in innate potential. I don't mean like unicorns or pegasi, where they can use magic and fly, but I'm more talking about raw grit, courage, and ingenuity. Like Earth ponies and humans. There are a lot of people who see the more mundane 'species' as weak, because they lack some innate power. Personally, I see that as a sign of innate strength. Like, if you will, those kinds of special power rob those that have them of real strength, and of the ability to
-really- see the universe for what it is. I mean, for example... In Equestria, you have two leaders that are effectively comparable to gods. On Earth, every person, no matter what they did, is, when you come down to it, still just a person. I don't know... Does that mean you're better than us? Am I wrong? Are humans inferior?"

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>>21764445
I'm not saying to burn the thread down, I'm just curious.

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>>21764271

>"Good night Anon, I'm glad we had the chance to talk. Don't give up on your dream to write, even if for awhile you can only write a little."

>>21764327

"Oh, there's not much to say! I just like to talk to people. Is there something you'd like to know about me?"

>>21764375

>"Ambition can be a good thing, Anon, but you need a plan. Have you thought about what goals are most important to you, and how you'll achieve them?"

>>21764399

>"To you, what does it feel like to feel 'alive', Anon? Have you felt that way in the past?"

>>21764423
You're right, thanks for the advice.

I'm afraid i need togo sleep however, goodbye.

>>21764496
To me, feeling alive means getting up in the morning with more of an ambition than to simply go to work/go to school/kill time before it's time to go to bed again. I'm caught in this malaise of going day to day, and I feel like I'm going to keep this up until it's time for me to die. I know that the easy advice is to just "go out, socialize," but for me, it just makes me so uncomfortable. Maybe it has to do with all the video games... It's literally all I ever did for 20 years, and even now I'm just barely holding on to my passion for them.

I feel trapped in this grey, sluggish life where I can't seem to give a shit about anything.

>>21762791
My god, Why is AJ in a ponytail the best thing I've ever seen?

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>>21764455

>"Woo doggie, that's some heavy stuff, Anon. Ah dunno, Ah ain't never felt inferior to a pegasus or a unicorn. They got their gifts and Ah got mine. Trick is to find what yer good at an' do the best ya can. Ain't no one can be you but you."

"An' let me tell ya lil' somethin' about them princesses, they got an appetite for apple pie that would make a grown stallion blush. Ain't got one lick of self control when it comes to the sweet stuff, heh. Even if they are gods, as you call em. Everybody's got their weaknesses."

>>21762030
I prefer to just cuddle, honestly. The rest comes from rumors. I did have issues growing up, as my family kept me very sheltered. I didn't make many friends, but those that I did I grew very attached to. I didn't talk much, so many people saw me as a way to express their feelings about their life in general. I became known for listening to others and giving advice, but no one really knew anything about me. I was a therapist who didn't charge and nothing more. What I'm trying to say is that I crave any sort of love or friendship, yet I feel selfish for doing so.

>>21762030
>"So Anon, tell me more about how you want to have sex with ponies."
Bestiality has been my thing since I was young. It's not all that complicated.

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>>21764395

>"That's perfectly fine, Anon. Are there any fantasies or sexual preferences that you do enjoy that you'd like to share?"

>>21764441

>"Gosh, Anon, I understand completely! Have you ever been able to act out these fantasies?"

>>21764402

>"Oh, we're all general practitioners, but you could say that we specialize in sexual psychology. It comes with the territory."

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>>21764535

>"Farewell Anonymous, I hope you have pleasant dreams. Thank you for talking with me."

>>21764608
I want to boink twilight sparkle

>>21764608
I've actually never had the chance to try them out for myself. I think about it frequently and I'm almost certain it would be fun, but I lack any actual experience.

>>21764650
Don't we all.

>>21764556
"Yeah, I suppose you have a fair point there. I guess that's really what evolution boils down to. Each organism has their own characteristics that help them thrive in different ways, and, just the same, they all have their own flaws. That makes me wonder, though... What's it like, living under a government with leaders that are effectively immortal and that you didn't chose to lead you? I've always wondered what it's like. Where I'm from, that stuff usually never lasts very long, and it usually moves towards rule of the people, so I was curious about what ponies think of their leadership system."

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>>21764545

>"I understand what it's like to feel isolated and apathetic. I certainly felt that way until I realized how much I love animals - and I never would have done that, if I hadn't fallen from Cloudsdale! Life can develop in many unexpected ways, sometimes without you even doing anything."

>"But most of the time, you do have to put yourself out there, even if it's hard. I think opening yourself to possibilities is the best way to bring color back into your life."

>>21764566

>"It can be hard to feel such empathy, especially when you want to be loved in return. Why do you feel selfish when you desire love?"

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>>21764726

>"Well ain't you mighty inquisitive. Uh, Ah guess Ah ain't really thought about it too much. My family's been growin apples for Ponyville for years an' the princesses ain't never bothered us about it. Sure, ya got taxes t' pay and zonin' laws to obey, but that don't really hurt me none. What makes ya curious, Anon? Ya say people wouldn't like havin' the princesses for leaders, but they seem pretty good t' me. They're there for the stuff that matters, an' hooves off for the stuff that don't."

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>>21764577

>"How's it affecting your life now, Anon?"

>>21764650
>>21764674

>"Hmm, you'll have to elaborate on what exactly you find attractive about me. Is it my body? My horn? My supreme intellect? Don't hold back!"

>>21764651

>"Have you thought about trying to get into a relationship like that?"

>>21764742
I think my biggest fear is that I'm going to be waiting around for this elusive, unclear purpose for most of my life, only for it to never come, and then my life has passed me by before I've even known it.

"Putting myself out there" is really, REALLY hard for me. In a casual social context, I can somewhat pull it off, but not without extreme perseverance on my end.

I'm stuck in a vicious cycle, doc. The only way I'm going to find my "colour" or "purpose" or something to care about and live for, is if I break out of my self-imposed isolation. But after 4 shitty years of high school, I only want to shut myself away and escape social situations so I don't make a fool out of myself.

I don't know what to make of it, doc. I wanna break out of my dark little apartment and LIVE, but I want to stay in here, away from everyone else where it's safe. It's almost like I've grown so used to this rancid little lifestyle of an anti-social mindset and chronic masturbation, that it's all I've known and don't want to leave it.

>>21764823
I've given it some thought. A relationship like that would be pretty nice.

>>21764823
The whole package twi.
Everything about you.

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Dr. Dash, I want to cum inside you. What should I do?

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>>21764854

>Zzz....
>*snrkt*
>"Huh? What?"
>"Sorry, I was taking a nap in my office, heh."
>"So uh, let's see. Oh, right. Let me just look through my files here."
>"G...H...I... a-ha! There you are! Let's see here..."
>"Yep, this sounds like a classic case of IWTCIRD. It's a pretty natural condition, on account of me being so awesome."
>"The question is, Anon..."
>"What're you gonna do about it?"

>>21764912
Well, my brain says cum inside you, but my heart says cum inside you.

I am conflicted.

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>>21764837

>"Did something happen in high school to make isolation seem appealing to you?"

>>21764823
>"How's it affecting your life now, Anon?"
It's not, really. I guess I don't find people attractive any more and I'm careful about where I leave my laptop, but other than that it doesn't really come up.

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>>21764838

>"Have you tried getting one, or looked into it at all?

>>21764849

>"Oh, you flatter me."
>"Don't stop."

>>21764942
Your horn is long and bony. I just want to wax is all day long!

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>>21764932

>"The traditional cure for that kind of cognitive dissonance is about 100cc of semen straight to my vagina, but you're gonna have to work with me here, pal. Go jack off to a picture of me or something, and imagine you're cumming deep inside my pussy. That's the only way this is gonna work."

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>>21764912
..C-c-c-c-c-cum inside you?

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>>21764958

>"Do you like horns, Anon?"

>>21764942
I'm interested, but I don't get out much. Hard to end up in a relationship if you aren't meeting people. Especially when your type is so rare.

>>21762030
thats cute as fuck

>>21764933
My HS experience was'nt any more or any less horrible than my fellow Anon's. My isolation goes back to before I even entered elementary school.

>>21764933
I was a pretty shitty person in high school. I was immature, and basically a standard beta, fedora-wearing (a figurative fedora, not actual one) foreveralone shit head. I was extremely unpopular because of that, and had very few friends.

I would definitely say I've matured MUCH more since I graduated, but it's such an embarrassment and stain on my character that I would never again want to meet up with someone I went to high school with. It's probably because of my immature social skills that I took to this site so well when I found it. I feel like I'm among friends, here. People who have shared my struggle.

There's no other people like the ones I find here, which is why it's so hard for me to build relationships with... you know, ACTUAL people. If you'll forgive the cringy term, I find that the people I meet are just too normalfag.

>>21764968
Oh no! I was secretly masturbating this whole time, and now there it goes! Oh, it's going all over the place! What a mess I have made!

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>>21764974

>"Yep, that's all you gotta do. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a nap to continue."
>Zzz...

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>>21764988

>"Why do you find it so difficult to forgive yourself, Anon?"

>>21764987

>"Would you like to talk about it?"

>>21764982

"Thank you, Anon. I'm glad I can bring some brightness into your day."

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>>21764978

>"Have you considered using a date site to find someone? Also, have you ever talked to someone in real life about your sexual desires?"

My life is a total wreck. I have to freebase moon rocks just to get through the day.

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>>21764993

>*snrkt*
>"What the..."
>"Aw, yeah, it's everywhere!"
>"What can I say? Works every time. Nice job, squirt. Tell you what, take two and call me in the morning. I'll be waiting."

>>21765028
I try to avoid bringing them up in real life, it gets awkward. And I don't really like to go looking for romantic partners straight away, I'd rather know someone before I start dating them.

>>21765015
Because it feels like such a crushing failure. I failed to connect to my peers, became an outcast, and now here I am, avoiding human contact, showering infrequently, locking myself in my apartment, and MASTURBATING TO CARTOON HORSES ALL THE LIVE-LONG DAY.

20 years ago when I was born and my father held me in his arms, I bet he was wondering what kind of person I would become. Well he sure as FUCK deserves better than what he got. He would have wanted a son that would be into sports, and guitar, and cars, have healthy relationships with girls, and all that other stuff that any father would want to have in a son.

So please, if you've got some magic potion that bestows feelings of forgiveness on those experiencing the stinging failure and self-hatred that comes with mediocrity, then now's the time to medicate me, doc.

>>21765015
My mom was overbearing and a bit attached when I was a child. I did'nt enter kindergarten until almost 6. I had'nt been around kids my own age and found myself the odd man out at recess and in group activities.

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>>21765053

>"I understand that, it can be hard to share that kind of thing with someone. But perhaps it can come up in conversation naturally, especially once you know someone well. I think you'd be surprised, your desires are a lot less rare than you might think."

>>21765063
>MASTURBATING TO CARTOON HORSES ALL THE LIVE-LONG DAY

Hey, at least you aren't freebasing moon rocks.

>>21765066
A BDSM fetish isn't something that gets mentioned much in casual conversation. Honestly, I don't know how to bring up sex.

>>21765071
Yeah, that's another thing. I'm too square to even turn to drugs to feel good.

It's been properly drilled into my head to "be a good boy, obey the rules." I've tried weed twice, and both times I hated myself so much by sheer principle.

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>>21765063

>"Well, I don't have a magical potion for you, Anon. But I do think that forgiving yourself is the first step to becoming the man you want to be."

>"When your father held you in his arms, he loved you, because you were his son, his precious baby. And I know that he still loves you, because you will always be that baby that he held."

>"Think of yourself as a newborn, Anon. We are all always full of potential, but we can't realize it unless we allow ourselves to do so."

>"Start by showering more and taking care of yourself. Treat yourself with kindness. Please? For me... and for you?"

>>21765064

>"How is your relationship with your mom now?"

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Lately i've been sleeping for days straight. After a couple of hours awake I'm dead tired again. Anger is getting out of hand( starting fights over stupid shit.) what's wrong with me doc?

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Dr. Dash, Scootaloo won't stop being a cuck. Is there any way to de-cuck her or something?

>>21765100
It's eh..ok, I guess, the worst of the BS I've put her through is over and now it's just "Fuck, my grown manchild of a son still loves at home, but atleast he has'nt been arrested or got some bitch pregnant.
She has told me before that the relationship we have is different than the ones she has with my younger siblings. She's the only woman to give a fuck about me in my 29 years.

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Thank you everyone for talking with me. It's getting quite late and I need to go to sleep. I'm sorry if I accidentally missed your inquiry or if you still have questions. If we did talk, I hope that it helped in some way.

Be good to yourselves, /mlp/. Mentally give yourself a hug. We are often our worst critic, sometimes to our detriment. Don't let the bad feelings rule you and make you forget how good and kind you can be.

>>21765124

I'm glad that you still have your mom. That kind of familial support can be very powerful, in both directions. Even if it's not always perfect, she is there for you, and you can be there for her.

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>>21765100
God fucking damn it, I shouldn't be feeling like this from fucking RPing text on a screen, but... god fucking damn it all...

It's late, I have class tomorrow, I need to get some sleep. I'll think about what you said...

Thanks, doc... I really mean it... I never really wanted to talk about this because I didn't think it was really a "problem" per se, but getting it off my chest feels so... liberating.

Fuck, I'm such a faggot...

I find it hilarious that people seem to be having actual psychiatric breakdowns in a pony-psychologist thread.

>>21765152
>the average /mlp/ user would be so forthcoming to an actual person about their personal demons

>>21765100
Is it okay if we do some platonic non-sexual cuddling?..
..while holding hands?

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>tfw you will never actually know anyone even half so caring as an anonymous user on an image board dedicated to My Little Pony
God dammit /mlp/

>>21765193
Shut the fuck up, go back to your hugbox, my dearest friend

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>>21764977
I love them

>>21762030
>tell me more about how you want to have sex with ponies
with my dick.

>>21762030
I actually dont want to fuck anyone or any pony. I have no sexual attraction or drive from any one or pony until they

1. Show an interest in being with me romantically
2. Make the first move
3. Clearly show they are going to take control of the relationship
and
4. It was not a trick to try and change me

This can take up to 6 months to happen and until then I'm just not interested in sex at all. Sex is meaningless to me.

Thread escalated quickly I see

>>21762030
> rape

>>21763295
>"In these fantasies, you seem to have an appreciation for a clinical approach to your sexual urges. What is it about the position of a psychiatrist that arouses you so?"
I'm not entirely sure Dr., but this couch is comfortable and when I close my eyes and listen to your soothing voice, I feel at ease.
I suppose it's not so much sexual as it is psychological. Like if you were to be enraptured by the sound of my voice for example, would your curiosity and sudden arousal not have you imagining what my voice would sound like labored as we partook in carnal pleasures?"

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>>21762030
>clinical examination of my attraction to ponies by the ponies I'm attracted to
God damn it OP I have enough fetishes as is.

>>21767488
Oh my.

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>"So - unff - after, um, extens-awwh... extensive... exhaustive research, I've d-determined - uffg... - that your body responds most p-powerfully to vag... vaginal i-i-intercourse! Auwwh, Celestia! Fuck!"

>"For this ex-experiment, I wish to b-begin testing the - the - oohhh - the v-variable of... of scent! You've mentioned before y-your fantasies about my - my sweaty body, so I - aw, aw~www! shit! - I h-haven't bathed in a week!"

>"As per usual, we'll t-track the frequency and - and intensity of your or..orgasms, nnnn(!), as you p-pump my pony p-pussy!"

>"We're d-doing excellent work today, Anon! Excellent w-work! Ohhh ffuuuck.... n-nothing gets me h-hotter than science!"

Let's start with you letting me have some of your sweet pussy butter ass

>>21762066
Psychiatrist? You mean Therapist right? Psychiatrists don't deal with mental stuff you know?

This thread is making it hard not to blog.

>>21771805

go ahead, anon

>>21772582
I can't do it, man.

Serious respect to the OP of this thread though, keeping track of everybody's problems.

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>>21763069
Dr. Pie, if you're still around I'd like to chat.

I've always been proud of being smart and unique, but it's just really difficult to balance being true to who you think you are without being pretentious or just a lame person to hang out with. My friends all think that I can be happy in any situation and that it must be super fun to be who I am, but it's so exhausting not having any real set role that I can play. Plus, I don't want to ruin their idea of me by unloading all of my insecurities and just random depressive thoughts, but I can't keep it bottled up either. I just feel like if I let them know about all of the weird fetishes and genuinely self destructive thoughts I have that they wouldn't want to be my friend anymore.

>>21772872
Your fears are true anon.
I used to be kinda like you and when I exploded, everybody left me.
Good luck anyways.

Is Dr. Shy kill?

Because I've been out of the house all day and wanted to participate.

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>>21762030
>ITT: Ponies question Anons' sexual attraction to ponies and his attraction towards potential partners, causing Anons to feel awkward, sad and mournful for their lack of actual human contact, the lack of intimate horse contact or their own self esteem

>>21765145
Please return!

>>21762603
So true

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Very rarely does a thread genuinely warm my heart, but this one hit home.

wish I had caught it while Doctor Flutters was in

This is the kind of thread that keeps me coming back to /mlp/ day after day

bumping feels thread

Is Dr. Fashionhorse available? I would like to discuss these increasingly strong urges to dick her little sister that I've been feeling.

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>>21776867
I know you understand, dress horse. I know you've been there.

>>21762176
>wanting love
>2015

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>>21762030
yo any doctor here!?
i need some help killing my desire for romance and sex.

>Therapists using ponies to meddle with people's heads.

Untrustworthy, manipulative pricks, never trust anyone who works with the mental sciences.

>>21763701
the analogy could use a little work many of the animals sometimes travel to other cages you need to work that in there somewhere

>>21779524
but there helping people not making them worse

that said i imagine a therapist could easily break a man

>>21779671
That's all they're trained to do, anon. They get in your head, screw around with it and proclaim you 'mentally healthy', another good consumer for society.

>>21771304
>Psychiatrists don't deal with mental stuff you know?
You just went full retard. The only difference is psychiatrists can prescribe medications.

>>21779524
Enh, I don't hate them. I appreciate, and am even fascinated by what they do.

I'd still stay as far away from them as possible in the interest of keeping my gun license.

>>21779850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuV-EpLV8SU