ask lyra some shit

>>21474536
Where do babies come from?

>>21474536
If a tree falls on an earth pony, and nobody is around to hear it, does anyone care?

>>21474536
Why we feel?

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>>21474596
>>21474588
>>21474544
"Who said that!?"

>>21474663
You're going crazy, Lyra...but don't let anyone else know. They'll think you're crazy

>>21474663
What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?

>>21474536
Lyra, how does it feel to be the figment of a human being imagination ?

>>21474663
Lyra I'm you! You from the future!

I've come back in time to warn you: don't go into the everfree forest. Someone is dropping trees on ponies in there.

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>>21474727
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>>21474890
Could you play your lyre for us?

>>21474890
Lyra, where is your color, are you in some bizarre dimension ?

>>21474890
Are you ever gonna tell us where babies come from?

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>>21474761
"What's a Human?"

>>21474958
The creator of your world.

>>21474958
QUICK. NOW'S OUR CHANCE TO LIE

>>21474958
>>21474977
A human is a three headed pony that stands on two hooves and breathes lasers.

>>21474958
Imagine a gorilla, hairless, in a suit made by rarity

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>>21474944
"Shouldn't you already know where they come from!?"

>>21475057
Lyra, how in Pete sake, can you even interface with us ?

>>21475057
We are not in the book, but you can talk to it if you like.

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>>21475024
"..."

>>21475174
the hell kind of picture is that you pervert

Oh, and by the way...

I can see your thoughts

>>21475174
what is your opinion on bon-bon is she your marefriend, best friend or just your average mare?

>>21475174
Longer neck, rounder head.
Ears flatter to side of head.
A bit more slender and tone.
Taller legs.
And pants.

>>21475228
>>21475174
Pants are clothing that covers the legs and waist in fabric, divided down the middle and closed about each leg.

Think about describing pants to someone that hasn't ever heard of them. Odd concept.

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>>21475057
We're in your head Lyra. We got there when you put on that old feed bag a few days back.

Fucking niggers kill yourself

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>>21475228
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>>21475278
The head is shaped like an upside down egg, and the neck is a bit shorter and thicker.

>>21475278
closer but shorter neck.
oh and do horns ejaculate from pleasure?

>>21475278
The fabric is closed about each leg you green horse. Similar to sleeves.
Shorten neck by 2/3rds.
Add hair to the top of the head in a similar manner to your mane.

>>21475278
ya know what
let's just never mind that for now

I want to know about you Lyra

tell me all about you

>>21475278
Also, less muscley and more lean.

>>21475278
Now, add two horns and a scorpion tail. To put the size into perspective, we're just a tad bit taller than an ursa major.

Lyra show me your butt

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>>21475118
"Then where are the voices coming from!?"
"ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᴵ ᵍᵉᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ᵐᵒᵛᶦᶰᵍ ᵗᵒ ᴾᵒᶰʸᵛᶦᶫᶫᵉ"

>>21475366
How're we supposed to know? What are we, magic? You're a unicorn, figure it out.

>>21475366
We are the echo of a dead world, be careful to whom you speak to, many lost soul might be violent or starved for life energy.

>>21475366
The 4th wall.:^}

>>21475366
Give us your soul Lyra

>>21475366
where the voice is coming from isn't important

there's work to be done

you know that pony that moved into the library?
the one with the dragon?

>>21475401
>>21475366
She's releasing Nightmare Moon from imprisonment.

>>21475362
this
>>21475366

>>21475366
Humans, we can speak to you.

>>21475366
From your head, Lyra. The voices are coming from your head. We went over this already. Remember?

>>21475430
Do not listen to him, we are the echo of an ancients civilization. Our souls linger like parasite on the mind of sentient being to continue existing. My reason to inform you of this is that I wish to have a symbiotic relationship to my host.

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>>21475223
"I suppose she's alright... Kind of annying tho- Wait, how do you know about her?"

>>21475468
Isn't that exactly what I said though? >>21475237

>>21475471
We demand sacrifice!

>>21475471
remember the whole voices inside your head thing, we've seen everything and heard everything that has ever travelled through your mind and mouth

>>21475471
I know about lots of you ponys

also why are you talking to yourself

>>21475479
not to mention some more intimate parts

>>21475471
we are the everknow. we know all about you, everyone, now and past. we wish to change the progression of time, and we must start, with a mare orgy.

>>21475479
This 'Lyra' host is very strong, she allowed us to be more than the echo, are we becoming somewhat alive rather than mere memories ?

We know everything Lyra.
We watch you.
We study your kind.
We know when you are awake and when you rest.
We even know when you touch yourself, and we enjoy it.
Every. Second. Of. It.

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>>21475377
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>>21475567
The time of the ponies is coming to an end if Nightmare Moon is to return.

>>21475567
The only answer is
>lobotmy

>>21475567
easy lyra, your pain is ours. don't strain so hard.

>>21475567
Alright, gal, settle down. We're not here to scare you. Besides, this'll all stop sooner or later. I say make the most of this now, while we are still here with you.

>>21475567
Do not fear us, child of the moon and sun.
You have been chosen to do great things.
You will save your kind from a great evil.
We won't hurt you.
Trust us.

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>>21475567
Accept it.
Lie back and relax as we slowly meld your mind with ours.

>>21475567
Breath and relax, some of these violent soul especially love to feed on confusion and stress, keep your head cool and remain in control.

>>21475596
>Lyra becomes controlled by a collective of Anons and is used as their vessel for exploring and fucking with Equestria

>>21475629
>used as their vessel for exploring and fucking with Equestria
>not used as their vessel for fucking Equestria

disappointed

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>>21475578
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>>21475567
YOU WILL NEVER BE ALONE.

>>21475657
Until she is. I mean really. She's not nearly entertaining enough to stick around indefinitely.

>>21475655
...

>>21475655
...

>>21475660
eh, true, but who else is going to respond to us in equestria?

>>21475655
...

>>21475655
...

>>21475655
So, fucking around aside, tell us about how you got your cutie mark. That's an acceptable ice-breaker for ponies, right?

Or stick things in your butt for us to masturbate to. Either one works.

>>21475655
Give in to the darkness Lyra. Give us your fear, your pain, and your suffering.

>>21475655
What is your job? if its not to much to ask.

>>21475655
We don't want to harm you.
Please....
Please embrace us...
We need a host... And you are the only magician in this realm who is strong enough to be our vessel.

>>21475672
I usually ride around Pinkie.

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>>21475655
Did I ever tell you that I'm actually a human being!

>>21475687
I'm going to see if I can't lurk in celestia for a while, its a pity we can't chill with luna anymore, ever since that edgy faggot ruined it for everyone she just locks up and refuses to respond.

>>21475655
Please Lyra, we have nowhere else to go, if you don't let us in, our echo will fade into the darkness.

>>21475706
Make sure you're in Celestia next Thursday. That's her next 'blow off some steam' day with the royal guards.

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>>21475660
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>>21475725
NO! DON'T!!!
Unless you're going to cut carrots! Carrots are always tasty..

>>21475725
Every time anything has tried that whilst we've been talking to them they've joined us eternally. I wouldn't suggest it.

>>21475725
>>21475718
Oh oops. Uh yeah, darkness hosts, needed, all that jazz.

>>21475725
It won't work, you need a mental vault. Use your magic Lyra and for everything that is good, don't touch the red fog.

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>>21475725
A knife is not a proper object to stick in your butt.

>>21475725
well looks like it's happening again
...
sorry

>>21475725
okay jesus guys
I actually feel sorry for Lyra right now. This isn't what I signed up for when I came into this thread dammit

>>21475756
Welcome to /mlp/, where NOTHING is sacred!

>>21475725
Alright, lyra look. If you actually succeed at killing yourself you'll be stuck with us forever. DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT.

>>21475725
Submit to your suffering Lyra. End the pain forever.

>>21475725
Well like my old shadow master once said, 'what do you want?'

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>>21475732
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>>21475812
DAMN NIGGA! SHE DEAD!

>>21475812
well shit everybody, get ready for another month of screaming.

>>21475812
YES, succumb to the darkness Lyra

>>21475812
Nobody talk for a solid 5 minutes, maybe she'll understand we have her best interest at hearth ? We need to listen to our host, not to drown her mind in our thought.

If she dies while we're stuck in her, we all cease to exist.

>>21475826
I'm with this guy.
Join us in the '...'

>>21475838
...

>>21475826
That's not how it works, man. One of my hosts was a guard during the changeling invasion. poor bastard died, That shit was painful, but I'm certainly still around.

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>>21475818
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>>21475812
Dammit mint horse, don't be so dramatic. Even if you were full schizo, it's kinda early to be resorting to suicide, don't you think?
We're just trying to get you to do something fun. Anything. Like that buddy who says weird, dumb shit constantly but is fun to bullshit around with. We just need to get settled.
You seem like a fun, bubbly filly, start acting like it.

Did she stab herself and that's blood, or is she reaching for it and it's shadow? Black and white makes it a touch hard to tell.

>>21475862
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>>21475862
We're sorry, don't give up.

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"Yeah okay, i'm not ever letting you try Salvia ever again."

>>21475957
That wasn't salvia.

>>21475862
>>21475957
Wait a second, who's eyes are we looking to?
Have we assumed direct control?

>>21475957
>salvia
>not DMT

>>21475957
Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

>>21475979
I think so, QUICK, SOMEONE ATTEMPT MOUTH NOISES.

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>>21475957
>>21475979
Oh god.
Is Lyra still there? Did she just wake up from a bad trip?
What happens if we tell her to raise her hoof?
Please tell me this isn't the case.

>>21475957
I think we are in lyra, one sec, I'm going try to move her hoof for a boop.

>>21475957
I'm fine, nothing abnormal happened to me, I'm totally Lyra.

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>>21476002
She's okay!
A little shaken but okay!

>>21476002
Wait, without the salvia, can she not hear us?
Shit, we need to find some way to make her take more

>>21476002
Sure, that what they all say.
Cya later alligator.

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>>21475979
>>21475988
>you did it

>>21476027
Now kiss.

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>>21476027

>>21476027
WE ARE AS ONE.

>>21476027
Well shit, hope her mind is still intact.

I wonder if we wear off once she stops tripping.

>>21476027
Smell her hair affectionately with a hug as a re-comforting gesture to indicate we, erm, I mean, she is fine. Then do a slow creepy smile while in hug mode.

>>21476053
she did stop tripping, "we" didn't.

holy shit it's 6 am goodnight folks
>>21476061
>>21475629
I might actually make a blog of this someday.

>>21476085
Thanks for this stuff, drawfag. It was fun.

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>>21476085
You gotta, man, thanks for the mint horse!

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>>21476027
As you can see, dear friend who I know very well, I am absolutely fine.

The masters come.
They shall once again take their place upon our backs.
Pony wears the saddle.

Speaking of, we should buy a saddle.

>>21476085
Oh. Oh well.