Rainbow Dash Thread

first

>>20816276
>role

>>20816318
It's not a mistake. Her role in the household is "toilet".

Yes they shit in her.

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She is really the best pony.

Thanks for new thread, Anon

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I want to ride her.

>>20816570
>I her to want to ride me.
FTFY

>>20816570
anyone have a cap of that short greentext some anon wrote about riding her a few threads ago?

There once was a pony named Dash
whose pussy did have a bad rash
it had a bad smell
and some scabs as well
Anon said "I'll lick it for cash"

The pony sat down and she thought
'I need to get rid of this rot"
she lifted her tail
for that human male
a thorough tongue-cleaning she bought

Anon put his hands on her rump
and in his throat formed a big lump
He started to gag
The pony did nag
"you're not getting out of this, chump"

Anon's tongue then parted his lips
as Rainbow Dash wiggled her hips
he caught a big whiff
as his penis got stiff
and pus from her pussy did drip

"Why the fuck is this turning me on?"
"of gross unwashed cunts I'm not fond"
he then dove right in
to his face came a grin
"Oh well, soon enough she'll be gone"

As he tasted that crusty old snatch
the flakey scabs became detached
pus slime and mold
he scraped from her folds
that foul pussy had met its match

Rainbow Dash trembled and groaned
"You'd better keep going!" she moaned
she pushed on his face
with no tact or grace
her pleasure would not be postponed

She grunted she squirted and squealed
as the years of neglect became peeled
from her tunnel of love
she continued to shove
Anon's boner he tried to conceal

She farted she queefed and she came
as Anon grabbed a fist of her mane
he pulled her head back
as he finished his snack
her crusty cunt finally tamed

my gooness
>awkward boner

>>20816929
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>20816929
yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes

>>20817509
What show is this?

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>>20816570
>>20816725

>>20816929
All my unfs.

>>20817677
thanks based anon

>>20817521
Aqua Teen Hunger Force

>>20818793
That guy better prepare his anus.

Bumping for superior equine.

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>>20819667
Damn right she is.

>>20819911
>Dash will never accidentally nom your ballsack in her sleep as she dreams it's a cotton candy cloud
>she'll never be startled awake by your blood curdling scream of agony and bite down even harder from the surprise
>she'll never let you have anal every night for the rest of your life out of guilt

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbDEconEcAM

>>20818793
If I was going to cheat on Dashie, It would be with QT Cloudchaser

>>20824500

how dare you even entertain those kins of thoughts.

You're not worthy of Rainbow. Fucking kill yourself

>>20824620
I only cheat on her with Cloudchaser to remind myself why she is the best there is.

Cloudchaser wouldn't be one for commitment anyway.

>>20815221
Alright, uploaded two greentexts to pastebin.
My greentext (WIP): http://pastebin.com/AscK2K4n
Improv by me and Tim Rorik (WIP): http://pastebin.com/SpyZqLB5
I edited the improv so that the perspective is consistent. When we're done I'll see if I can make an alternate second person current tense version.

>>20813390
Continuing the improv we started in the last thread:

>Anon steadied himself, then slowly guided his cock into Rainbow Dash's vagina.
>Rainbow Dash gasped quietly, flicking her tail as she felt the warm tip make contact with her marehood.
>"Aaa... I want you so bad..."
>Anon grunted, squeezed her flanks tightly and drove his penis deep inside her.
>"A-AAAH! YES!"
>Rainbow's cheeks turned a deep red as thoughts of sex took over her mind. She had been dreaming of this moment for so long now.
>"Rut me, Anon!"

(I might be a bit slow while working on this part of the improv, because it takes me a while to write sex scenes the way I like them.)

>>20824920

>Anon pulled himself out again, then slammed back in with full force, earning another erotic moan from his mare.
"Mmm, you have such a hot body, Dashie..."
>Anon rubbed her flanks a little more, savoring the feeling, then started thrusting into her at a regular pace.
>"Yes! Rut me hard!"
>Dash raised her butt a little and shuffled her hind legs, wanting to feel him as deep inside her as possible.

(I still lack some experience with sex scenes tbh, so Tim's gonna have an easier time with this than I will)

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Sorry I didn't get much written tonight, but I'm planning to return tomorrow night.
Need to get some sleep because I'm getting up a bit earlier to watch a movie.
In the meantime, here's some lovestruck Dashie.
May you all have blissful dreams of hottest pony. Except for this guy: >>20816289

>>20825454
Hehehe. I'll try to put up one more before I go to sleeps.

If Rainbow Dash dashes off, does Apple Jack jack off?

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>>20819935
why even live

>>20817677
more like this when?

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I love lazy pone

>>20816276

I want to pick little filly Dashie up and hug and cuddle her and tell her it's alright, I'm not mad at her over a 50 cent roll of toilet paper.

>>20826746
I think she has naps alot cause of all the exercise and training she does but I agree all the same.
Napping Dash is cute Dash

>>20826287
You. I like you.

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>>20826287
that's very old joke

>>20828954
>>20829232
>>20829273
bumping too fast

Boop

>>20829317
bump

>>20828297
A classic funny right there

>>20830773
nopony is too cool for belly rubs
*rubrubrub*

>>20830788

>"Anon! Those were my nipples...."

>>20831344

I know.
*rubrubrub*

>>20831371

>"A-Anon.... Can... can you rub a little lower?"

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>>20831440

>>20831440
You mean you want me to touch your naughty bits? Dashie, I had no idea...

>>20831474

>"Sorry... if... you don't have to if you don't want to...."

>>20831508
Can I use my tongue?

>>20831592

>"Wha- Oh! Uh... sure."

>>20831613
*licklickslurpslurplick*

>>20831649

>"Ooooh... mmah!"

I think it's for you to stop.

>>20831731
I think you mean "time" but yes, I agree

>>20831731
>>20831756
>not wanting to let Dashie cum
you monsters

>>20831806
Fucking this

Dashie Boop

>>20830773
So cute

>>20830788
Too right

BOop

I want to hug her and squeeze her and cuddle her close to me

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>>20836742
>tfw you will never be able to hold Dash in your arms
>tfw You never feel her soft, warm fur laying up against your chest, with your arms wrapped around her

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>>20832819

>>20837476
That's the best way to bump

Booped

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Bumpin' for the cunt cake.

>>20839772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_CmvO8Ajc0

>>20839933

My dick became moist, and my vagina hard.

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Dashfags, would you still screw Rainbow Dash even if she looked like pic related?

>>20840293
We'd be done in 0.1 seconds flat

>>20840293
>no hooves

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>She will never sleep on you
>You will never feel her warmth
>You will feel her warm breath on your face and the rise and fall of her chest as she sleeps

>>20840977
I did. In a dream.

It was wonderful, and it felt like hours.

I think this was because I slept with a Dash plushie, and I was extremely tired.

>>20840977
It hurts...

>>20841360
I know that feel bruh

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gotta go fast

>>20841360
>>20841395

We all know that feel....

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This thread

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>tfw it still doesn't fill the hole inside

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bamp

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Bump

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>>20844649
I now have enough RD photos save mankind and this damn thread bump

>>20844991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

>>20845570
god damn that's amazing

bermp

Arc-en- Dash est le pire poney

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>tfw you will never get kinky with Dashie

>>20845199
I know, I know. Tripfagging is bad.

I'm too lazy to rid myself of it

I love this mare more than any of you. Prove me wrong. You can't.

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This pony has taken my heart away from Rainbow.

Do you think she will hate me?

>>20849233
>betraying your waifu
absolutely disgusting

Would you kill the family member closest to you if it meant spending eternity with Dashie?

>>20850231

Probably. I lost my virginity to my cousin, and ever since.... Well, it's a very long story, but I will say that I'm ashamed of what I did, not because of the incest thing, but because I'll never be a thirty-year-old wizard virgin.

>>20850296
*Replace "ashamed" with "regret" not sure why I typed that instead

>>20850296
I've read more than one story about Anon's on this board literally losing it to a horse so...a cousin doesn't even seem half wrong anymore.

>>20850296
I lost mine to my sister only nobody ever found out.

>>20850231
question is, would dash know or ever find out about it?

>>20850440
Only if you choose to tell her. She'll be none the wiser otherwise.

>>20850231
I hope all you fucks who say yes botch it and get killed by that very same family member. While you're dying, Dash appears before you and whispers how she'd never love someone this disloyal. You die knowing your waifu hates you.

>>20850231
>>20850460
>>20850486
>inb4 it's a holodeck simulation, Dash testing your loyalty before revealing herself to you and you fail miserably

>>20850231
Oh shit. I misread that. I thought it said, "Woud it kill the family member closest to you if it meant spending eternity with Dashie?"

In other words, "would my cousin be emotionally distraught if I left for Dash"

>>20850231
hell yes

>>20850579
but my family is full of faggots and i hate them all

>>20850640
Whoa! Anon, watch that edge! You nearly cut me!

>>20816276
Sometimes I fantasize Rainbow Dash fantasizing Spitfire and Daring Do having some good ol' lesbian luvin.

>>20850749
Who doesn't?

>>20850686
i have good reasons i gad a sister treated like an angel while i was what they called a "devil child" my sister was spoiled rotten after a car accident she was in and always got me into trouble i never had a say in anything now i am a very hateful person

>>20850959
Whole story, pls

>>20851143
really she broke her neck in a car accident with my dad then she was treated as an angel got spoiled rotten got me in trouble a lot for things i didnt do i became the devil child hate my family all because of my sister

>>20851184
boy am i glad ive moved out away from those faggots

>>20851184
Go see a therapist, and talk to your "awful" family

>>20848368
Same here, only reason I'm using mine is because I have a few greentexts in progress... still waiting for Tim Rorik to take his turn on the improv though
I'm writing the other one solo, but I'm not feeling "Up2It" enough to do Part 5 yet.

>>20851549
I do it, because I used to be popular here.

I know, popular on an image forum about pastel-colored ponies!

It was the one year anniversary of the CYOA I got involved with and I namefagged up again. Am too lazy to become anon. And I like my Namefag

>>20851591
Yeah, planning to drop my name as soon as I finish my greentexts.

>>20851615
How long do you think it'll take?

>>20847523

I bet she would let you do anything to her.

but first you must wrestle for dominance

>>20851642
If I had to make an estimate, I'd say the improv will be done in about 5 days (If Tim is available), and the other story will be done in about 10 days.

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If you're here TripAnon, I want to let you know I am fucking hyped for the next update!

>>20852034
Wrong thread m8

>>20852126
I lurk too many threads on too many tabs. Gets very confusing. I to await TripAnon's return

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>>20826840

>>20852244
I do not understand your response

>>20841522

Where did you buy this? One of those custom sites?

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I love this blue pony so much

>>20851659
Yes, "wrestle"... so that's what she calls it...

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>>20853110

>"I'll have you know Anon that I'm 'Top Unf' of the Equestrian Sensual Wrestling League!"

>>20853624
Great to know!

>>20853624
Mmm, don't hold back now

Boop

Poke

>>20856968
Best present ever!

>>20856968
That "Holy shit" though

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>>20856968
>you will never get a Rainbow Dash for your birthday

>>20856968
Now that's what I want for Christmas. Would love to unwrap that present, heheh...

I have a strong urge to implement this into my greentext somehow.

>>20857386
Do not resist

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>>20857397
Trust me Anon, I'm gonna find a way now.
As soon as I'm ready to continue, I'm gonna put this in there eventually. I think it would fit well as an "Epilogue" thing.

>>20857446
Great

>>20858220
My heart....

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>>20858220
I want to give her a good morning kiss.

>>20858220
>>20858320
>tfw you will never gaze into her deep, loving magenta eyes every morning when you wake up, trading numerous kisses and flirtatious remarks
>tfw you will never get out of bed and walk with her to the living room, hand in hoof
>tfw you will never make passionate love to her every night, whispering reminders of how much you care for that beautiful rainbow pegasus
>tfw you will never try in vain to impregnate her, knowing that your seed is not compatible with glorious marehood, but still enjoying the effort anyway
>tfw you will never embrace each other warmly as you drift off to sleep, knowing that this isn't a dream and she'll still be with you tomorrow to repeat the procedure all over again

>>20810165
I'd better do Part 5 of my greentext before people start to think I'm gonna end up cancelling it. It's still possible that could happen, but might as well do what I can, right?

Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/AscK2K4n

Part 5/15(?)

>"I made us some pancakes this morning. Yours is probably cold now cuz it's been sitting there for an hour already. It's your fault for sleepin' all morning, so don't expect me to warm it up for you."
"It's fine, I don't really care if it's cold. Sure, warm pancakes are usually better, but in the end, it's just a pancake. You already ate, right?"
>"Well duh, did you really think I'd want to eat a cold pancake? "
"Right, right."
>There is a brief moment of silence as you take your first mouthful of pancake. You notice that Dash isn't doing anything, just watching you. You decide to ask her about it between bites. Unlike her friend Rarity, she doesn't mind if you talk with food in your mouth.
"So, uh, anything going on with you today?"
>"Nah, Twilight's off to some egghead award ceremony up in Canterlot. Most of the interesting stuff seems to happen when she's around, so my schedule's pretty flexible right now. Figured I'd sit here with you and chat. What, is that a problem?"

bumping for best horse

>>20853624
>>20854146
>>20854335

>"Alright then, get ready, Anon! It's gonna hurt at first, but then... It'll feel aaalright!"

>>20858934
(Psst, if anyone's still following this greentext, I work better when I'm getting positive feedback. If you like what you're seeing so far, just leave a response for me and I'll feel more motivated to write the next part sooner.)

Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/AscK2K4n

Part 6/16(?)

"No, it's just that usually you're out doing something active."
>"Hey, you're my friend. I figured since you spend a lot of your time cooped up in this house with nopony to talk to, you could use some company."
>You consider mentioning Tank, but after thinking it over you realize that the turtle hasn't really interacted with you since he doesn't know your language.
>"Yeah, I'm not a fan of small talk either, but I bet it gets pretty boring here when you can't leave the house without my help."

(Gonna end it here, sorry it's another short one but I need more time to think before I decide what happens next.)

>>20860215
great work cant wait for the next part

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>>20860215
keep going

>>20816276

You get to go to Equestria and be with Dash. Married, able to have foals, etc. You'll both be immortal and will spend eternity together. The only thing is you have to be her personal toilet for all eternity, eating and drinking anything that comes out of her, no matter how foul.

Wat do?

>>20862862
I could live with that.

where is tripanon writefag didnt he say he was going to update today

>>20863832
am i the only one bumping right now

>>20864787
im going if this thread dies and writefags dont get to finish im blaming you faggots

>>20864921
going to sleep i pulled an all nighter last night and cant think straight

BOop

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>>20865985
I can fell it.

>>20862862
>Implying that isn't my fetish

Gotcha man. Win win.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeeIQx4tI2Y

How do you guys feel about that song?

>>20868683
It's cute.

>>20868683
>not posting the best version
Anon for shame....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDayKQAU28c

>>20853624
>"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?"

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TripAnon, are you gonna update tonight?

>>20816276
Somebody should edit that and replace Dash's cue with "Check your privilege, CIS scum"

>>20853624
No, bad memories coming back...noo... NOOOO....

http://tss.asenheim.org/ring-out.html

>>20871294
God I love her

>>20870267
I'd never make her wear anything she wasn't comfortable with, no matter how cuter she may look in some things

We won't forget you Candles......

>>20873060
Rest in RIP

Boop

>>20873979
my captcha read students Rclopy if you dont get it you're retarded

Boop

http://youtu.be/DQ0vAoJVI7M
i want to be there for Rainbow Dash when she has been left there in the dark

>>20875999
trips confirm it

TripAnon, you alive?

>>20876841
a few days he said he was gonna update on monday that was yesterday and he still has not updated

>>20876900
a few days back*

>>20876913
>>20876900
Yeah I saw that, they've had a lot shit going on fairness, I don't care how long it takes for them to update the actual story, it's just nice to have 'em posting here.

Boop

Poke

So guys, what is Dash's actual birthday? Is it just assumed it's on the air date of Pinkie Pride, that being February first?

>>20879857
That's what I go with.

Boop on her nose

>>20860215
Thanks for the support, anons. Here's part 7.
(Extending the estimated length of the story again because at this rate I can't wrap it up in only 16 parts, heh. I probably won't have a solid idea of how many more parts are left until I'm near the end.)

Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/AscK2K4n

Part 7/20(?)

"Well, thanks for sticking around. I really appreciate it."
>Rainbow Dash smiles back.
>"Of course, what are friends for?"
>There is another brief moment of silence as you both try to think of what to say.
>For a second you make eye contact with her. This doesn't happen very often because she doesn't like staying in one place. Well, unless she's reading Daring Do.
>Gosh, those eyes are so pretty...
>Wait, what?
>You hastily look away, blushing a little. What were those thoughts doing in your mind?
>Maybe... well, she just has really nice eyes. That's it. Nothing else.
>You shake it off and try to move on to another subject.
"So, what now?"
>Dash shrugs.
>"I dunno. I was hoping that you already had something in mind."
>You both chuckle a little, realizing how pointless this is.
>"Well, I just got the newest Daring Do book recently. Wanna read that together?"
>You shrug.
"Sure, I can't think of anything better right now."
>There are some much better things you can think of, but you're choosing to ignore them because it just doesn't seem right.
>You walk up to Rainbow Dash's bedroom with her, taking the book from its drawer and flipping to the first page.

And now we reach the first hint at what I'm sure you're all wanting to see... wink wink, nudge nudge.

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My heart has exploded

>>20881802
Enjoying this so far, it's sweet

>>20881822
yeah thanks for that anon, I need my heart for tomorrow.

give it back

>>20881847
Thanks, I'm glad you like it. This better land me a spot in the first post next topic... (friggin copy-paste...)