I'm confused as fuck, so just roll from here.
I defend borders.
I thought I was island hopping.
Island hop to Indochina.
Captcha: panic otsgula
I split my land into 1/3 for Armadyl and another 1/3 for my ally, Byzantine. I also sail across the sea and attack Sombra in Japan.
I said just roll from here.
My computer crashed and I lost the map.
Also all alliances, NAPs, and wars are reset. I propose alliance with Constantine and Bismarck.
I am leaving, but I do not know who should I cede my territory to.
Again, you forget my roll from two rounds ago. Take Haiti and countinue northeast along the the American front. Now my most recent roll was to expand south.
Also Mexican Cartel backed out and do did Nathan.
Words that never needed to be spoken <3
Just checking back one more time. You forgot to give Aryanne my American territory.
Goodbye for real this time.
>going twords india just as i rolled a zero to take india for myself
Expand peacefully further into canada. Aryann, how about an NAP? Ive got nothing against you.
Well here its how going to be:
Leave the rest of the Rhine to Napoleon
Leave Pommerland to Sombra
Leave Dennark to Sunset
Leave Crimea to Sombra too
Leave all my southern territories except Crimea to Byzantium
Leave central Deutschland to Czar
And for my brother, I leave Kalingrad.
Guten nacht/good night everyone, see you all someday.
Youve got nothing to be scared of
Just let it happen
captcha: cumnips the
>mfw I came back from worse
The Legend Never Dies
Whoops Roger that.
that your problem it's chrome you must install gentoo.
Jokes aside I suggest you pass to mozillas firefox browser, at least it's open source not like chrome.
I don't trust chrome and I guess that you didn't use it until one day it magically appeared (I say that I say nothing most the users I help are in this case)
You should run these simple softwares it your browsers experience the kinds of problem you had.
Try also to reinstall it
and you should know that adblock plus (if you're using it on chrome) doesn't fully work since google pay them to get of the black list.
There is adblock edge but if I remember it not on chrome.
I hope this will help you.
Have a nice day
>Advance wars sprites
I love you
May I change my color to dark purple?
Are you allied with Sol, Bismark, or Constantine?
Look who I brought back from /vp/, innit funny lookin'?
You get to start in Rome now. Constantine ceded you land.
I move north into Britain.
If I really wanted to flatter you, I would've said you also lose all the time.
Do you doubt me so?
Et tu, Sunset?
Don't worry, I'm still kickin' thanks to Bismarck.
So me and newly arrived Pinkie? Did I forget someone accidentally?
I fight back against... whoever is poking me in the Japan.
Drink up that delicious british tea.
Colonize the UK
Let's not be like that. We're all friends here.
Of course not~
Id just like to end this game sometime before the sun rises
Fight Sombra out of Japan!
Fight theme between me and Sombra
Definitely. Holy Roman Empire time?
Blue will always be the colour of la France.
>fucking up twice
Fuck this entire universe
Resort to China, don't try to spark tensions, not yet.
Offer my role to Sombra.
Arryanne, can we call you an ally?
Rolling for the middle east.
Ebola is the basedest of allies
Head on up into norway. Attack Pinkie if necessary
Yeah, thats right.
>my roll doesnt count.
It is not my fault she picked a terrible starting point
hmmmm dis nigga
dude, don't just say "oh wait sorry i'm changing the rules again, you cant attack people"
I'm a bit tired, might just hit the sack.
I'm giving ALL MY LAND TO YOU, make it count.
Me and Nathan's spirit will be with you.
you let me destroy people and they only had their orginal ten provinces, your logic is falling apart mate
>mfw i don't wanna fight you
I did it last Risk, I'll do it again!
You don't need to defend me, but I appreciate it, Undead.
It's like you don't love me! (In a platonic way, of course.)
>tfw people give eachother their land and it fucks everyone else over
>implying thats my objective.
>disregarding my points.
>Someone better have a gif of this at Saturday night when I get back on.
>implying extra land in non-capitol version gives any sort of advantage outside of longevity
>tfw I enjoyed it
>Implying you think you'll lose to someone with 10 land
I trust the people I give it too <3
Through Ebola's African lands, I invade Nicaragua in Africa!
>mfw she's gonna let go to waste
>implying thats what I was implying.
Just stop. Please.
Attacking Pinkie in Canada
I attack Sunset for daring to mess with my adorable Pinkie!
(I want to forge an empire in North America.
Followed you to war for same purpose last game.
World turned against us.)
Should I follow my Roman militaristic instincts, Nappy? Or should I follow my Roman pragmatism to survive?
Do not aid me, friend. I fight my own battles.
Did I say aid? No.
I said Imperialism.
You cannot instantly declare war on an ally or with whom you have a NAP unless they are attacking your ally.
He will first have to break his alliance, then his NAP, and then he can attack. He cannot do two of these actions in one turn.
Let's just forget it now before I have a many choice words...
Attack all Sombra lands in asia.
But the point of Risk is conquest, yes? Diplomacy is for Diplomacy.
I shall RISK it. Rome invades Nicaragua through Maryland.
But I fight for my friends. I take land that is unoccupied and if I get invaded I fight back, my friends need help, I send help. Diplomacy is key, that is why I have so many allies.
Fuck it, I lost. Sorry Pinkie, but you're stuck on your own now. And I hope they treat you better than they did me.
I feel it in the earth.
I feel it in the water.
I smell it in the air.
Then my last wish is to give Pinkie my remaining lands, in the hope that she will be more accepted than I was.
I would rather turn her loose to those I know have kindness than drag her down with one that has only known hate for so long.
It is only through recognizing how disgraceful and dishonourable I truly am that I am able to make this decision.
I return my stolen land in South America, break all my current alliances, and ally with PInkie.
That isnt what I was saying...
>We can suddenly break alliances now.
Attacking Pinkie in canada then
Look, y no hablo espanol fluently. At least I tried, for what it's worth. I wanted to use Google Translate, but it always butchered it at the feelsy part.
>Implying it was never a rule that alliances couldnt be broken.
I'm sorry for putting false words in your mouth.
I roll for general defense.
Gotcha. We can pick and choose what rules we follow based on who they benefit.
This isnt even fun anymore.
I was always under the impression that alliances cannot be broken under any circumstances based on the first map I played.
The rule changes aren't fun to me either, remember that I said you should have had the right to wipe me off the map at my first turn.
It sickens me how willing you are to continue attacking one that has shown you nothing but kindness.
The only hostility she's shown has been for my sake, and I've renounced it.
At least Napoleon has sense enough to help where I have failed. And for that, he has my eternal respect.
Captcha: orchre OVER
At least we both have Constantine and each other.
don't be sad sunset, since he broke the alliance with everyone, we can attack him now too
"War is cruelty"
Let there be peace. End this war. It's gone on too long. My people cry out for peace, my manpower is wearing thin, even my own will weakens. This cannot go on longer.
>Implying war is not personal
How many wars have started over another nation losing citizens to another?
How many wars have started due to assassinations on leaders?
How many wars have started due to one nation trying to out do the other?
The archduke of Austria WWI and WWII The Cold War
I cede Portugal to Pinkie, break my NAP with everyone else, and defend borders in Portugal.
When entire empires are run by a single leader, yes, it is very personal. You may be loyal, but you are blind to others.
Nothing personal, but you don't. You've not the experience and ruthlessness that a conqueror needs.
Now, I need to go to sleep, and quell the pain in my heart. It feels like some sort of pulsation.
Im not even mad at you. Im sorry, Im being ridiculous
Attacking in Canada
what the fuck do you expect from 4chan you dipshit
all hail the fabio of gaming
Goodnight my pristine Pinkie. I'll see you later, hopefully under more peaceful circumstances.
My crystal heart goes out to you.
You're completely fine. There's no hard feelings at all.
I defend against amadyl
I will accept no pleas of peace in which I must suffer defeat.
If Pinkie falls, so be it. She was only a means to an end. My intention is to gain victory against all of Europe.
I invade the Netherlands and the Rhine.
>begging everyone to "love and tolerate"
>wants to finish everyone off violently
I feel kind of dumb for not getting this. Like last night I was being an autistic fucking edge lord with the cupcakes Pinkamena stuff and was saying all this garbage about not wanting Napoleon to surrender.
I feel like it's selfish of me to give that up and take the victory away from those who were going to earn it.
I said when I broke the alliances that I could only do it because of how disgraceful I am.
I said that I am a ruthless conqueror, and that is exactly what I will be.
Good night my King... Forgive me.
Nah Pinkie, that was just the adrenalin of the kill.
And I was out for blood too
That nice and all, but I'm still selfish. They deserve to feel like they earned beating someone.
No that was edgy roleplay that this thread doesn't need and I deleted all the edgy Pinkamena photos already.
I roll against armadyl's attack.
And the times change once again.
I et my emotions dictate my actions. The times changed, and ally becomes enemy. This is the life of a soldier; Something I have forgotten.
Napoleon. I apologize for my rashness. However I will not allow you to take Europe
"Well would you look at that, they've finally got me." - Horatio Nelson, Battle of Trafalgar
I push back into Britain.
Defending in Britain
I really dont deserve you guys... Thank you
I'm really tired and have a lot of obligations in the morning before work. I offer roll to assist the first person to attack me
"The Old Guard dies and does not surrender" - Last stand of the Imperial Guard, Battle of Waterloo
I'm sorry everyone, I'm going to have to be a faggot and surrender, I have so much to do tomorrow with my costume and regular work.
I leave all my land to Undead Ruler.
Then I leave it to be claimed. That way you don't have to change the colors.
Sleep well everyone.
Do not cry.
This was my choice. You fight for yourself and your friends, and that is not a title I have the privilege of boasting.
"Soldiers, forty centuries look down upon us." - Napoleon Bonaparte, Battle of the Pyramids
I counterattack on all fronts.
I will not scatter your ashes to the heartless sea. I will always be with you
captcha rskeyr victories
"France. The army. The head of the army. Josephine." - Napoleon Bonaparte, last words
It heals more then you know... My love...
La victoire est a vous.
The Paths we take....
It isnt about changing the world. Its about doing our best to leave the world the way it was.
It's about respecting the will of others and believing in your own.
That's what we were fighting for... right?
I wanted so badlly to win for you Sleep well.. <3