So I'm sitting in my mom's dining room messing around on the internet waiting for my mom to get home and her old ass boyfriend is sitting here with me. All of the sudden when I was watching some YouTube video, he starts watching my screen. I tell him after awhile that if he's bored of waiting for my mom that I'd turn on the television for him. He said he was more interested in what I was doing. I told him I was into some "weird" stuff, so I switched to pony stuff to try to make him leave, but he wouldn't. He said we're all into some weird stuff and all have fantasies, but as long as it stays a fantasy it's fine to indulge yourself...
>mfw it sounds like he's referring to something sexual
>mfw i feel the need to clop now that he sort of brought it up
>mfw i'm a femanon
I have no idea what the point of this thread is.
Your mom's boyfriend has a 50/50 chance of trying to molest you.
Probably should learn to defend yourself. Or get a gun or some shit.
Just a heads-up.
Also, if he doesn't rape you, 50/50 chance of him being a snarky bro or an inappropriate asshole.
>feeling the need to clop
This is a thing?
Also, no matter how much I agree with "we're all into some weird stuff and all have fantasies, but as long as it stays a fantasy it's fine to indulge yourself", that just seems wrong time wrong place to mention it.
>Interested in what "you"'re doing.
>We're all into weird stuff.
If you're a teenager he is either trying to molest you or awkwardly trying to make it seem like "hey, everyone has kinks, no need to be ashamed because you're a teenager."
If you are NOT a teen, he is definitely trying for the sexual.
I really really want one of these. I heard they're being researched/tested in India. I can't wait 'til it's a real thing you can buy.
Yeah, that's true... I guess I should just tell him to fuck off.
Lol, no kidding. But this dude also talked about my mom being "not just a fuck buddy" the first conversation we ever had. That freaked the fuck outta me.
I just cannot win.
And listened to Skrillex and talk about how I'm friends with Tara Strong or something. I don't think he'd get it, though...
I tried that, but it was too long and the plot was stupid. The sex scenes are hot, though.
I've mentioned it, but she excuses it as him being "quirky" :/
I do! All the time! I like a plot in my hentai. I like getting attached to the characters. That's why I prefer doujinshi to hentai any day.
He made his own website when his tumblr was shut down a while ago. I never saw an update video, unless you are talking about the update from newyears 2012/3. He's adding a lot this update.
Now I have an image of Gary Brolsma in my head. Thanks fucker xP
Well shit! Link me! I could use a good clop before the long day I have tomorrow. Wow, that sounded completely retarded.
This is fucking gold. Downloading.
I don't live with my mom. I live on my own :D
>watching my little pony is being into "some weird stuff"
>you're a girl
Hi to you, too! What's up?
I'm at my MOM'S house visiting. She's not at my place.
It's not my house, it's my mom's. I can't just do what I want.
Thanks!! Though, I already have this version. But still! Thanks!
Yes! If nothing happens then you won't need it, BUT if something happens you will at least have protection. At best, it's just slight paranoia. It's better not to think of the worst case scenario.
That's another reason I was weirded out. Why did he jump to something that could be interpreted as a sexual statement in the first place? It's more socially acceptable for me to like ponies, but he jumped to the "fantasies" thing right away. Stupid old fuck.
That's just what I need, more rape. /sigh
Why are you feeding this attention whore? Burn in hell bitch I hope fag of your mom rapes you.
Oh look at me imma gurl and I k-klop im so speciul cuz i cum from broken home and there is this weirdo of my mum givin me looks men ar sexist he is invading my mental space and expanding on the rape culture this very moment!
>having divorced parents
I guess smallest would be Pound Cake because he's a baby, but besides the weird foalcon that I just thought of, I guess Pipsqueak or Featherweight. Biggest would probably be Discord since he's so much bigger than ponies. Maybe Cerberus since he's HUGE. Or a dragon? A double dicked dragon is really sexy to me...
The shitty thing is that I can never predict when he'll be here. He just shows up.
That was very good! You really captured the phenomenon of the troll mentality. It was really hilarious! Do more, it entertains me.
Y'all niggas gettin' rused this isn't even a girl fuck /mlp/ get it together
It doesn't matter what she sez. All that matters is if some fellows out here who still own some brain lefotovers supports my way of thinking. That way I'm reassured this is still my environment, not normalfags'.
Take example of these guys, core mlp.
You bitch so beg for attention you don't even hide it. It's not even like you are one of us (then it would excusable but nobody here likes your personal blog)
If you had an actual problem with yo mom weirdo you would just leave or tell him to shut the fuck up, you are a little shit and you want him to rape you but you want us to convince you he is evil because you are provoking him you emotional sponge.
You could be right. He has this almost awkward, dopey air about him when he talks like this. It still creeps me out, though.
Oh my god, you are so right!! I'm still hot for a double dragon, though.
Fuck you too, faggot. Everyone can tell by the way I'm talking that I'm a girl.
My bet is on Shining Armor. He must have the cock of an Alicorn to please Princess Cadance. Smallest is still Pipsqueak or Featherweight.
No, because even in his weakest state he's still bigger than a pony.
No. Gross. He's old.
>Smallest is still Pipsqueak or Featherweight.
I JUST FUCKING SAID NO FOALS YOU LIL CUNTERFONZ SUPREME. NOW, IN YOUR OPINION, WHICH HORSE DO YOU THINK HAS THE TINIEST DUKEY HOWZER?
Hurr durr an there is this weird old guy ma' mum boyfriend first conversation I had with him he was like open to me that mum is not just fuckbuddy! What a weirdo! sympathize with me! I'M A GURL COMFORT ME! I FEED ON ATTENTION! I would still fuck him tho if he wasn't old.
>2014 year of our princess
>thinking using this isn't suicide
What a troll is it not girls? Oh he must be a troll cuz he is so ridicules and agressive towards me. No one who is serious could act that way towards me because I'm a girl and I know best! I'm perfect! Also attention please.
It's all in context of the actual situation. He could have just been trying to make conversation... But the way you described it made it out to be creepy.
If someone didn't get the hint they had to go and stop looking over your shoulder at your monitor, they're either awkward or creepy.
Don't worry. I'm sure most of these fags in this thread are just bored because we only had EQG to talk about for the past couple of weeks. Surely, they couldn't genuinely be interested in someone's filthy 3DPD whore opinions.
WELL, SHIT. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE AN OPINION ON THAT?? I DON'T FUCKIN' KNOW, I GUESS CARAMEL BECAUSE HE'S AN IDIOT AND HAS WEIRD EARS. THERE, YA HAPPY FAGGYNUT??
Honestly, you're disappointing me without enough swearing. Fine, let's move on to radical opinions and plain insults. Let me see what you've got.
You're lucky my gender is also female because I would have had your ass about the distinction between "gender" and "sex". How exactly am I supposed to prove it?
Shining Armor or Pinkie Pie. Shining because he's a Prince and I just find him attractive. Pinkie because clop games have pretty much painted a picture for me of what she might be like in bed.
Eh, it doesn't have enough rage behind it. Doing a caricature of me is fine, but it's not exciting. But some effort into it faggot!
He talks like this all the time to me. Like, "I've made certain life choices with lovers and it's all an experience" and "everyone has their own preferences for what turns them on". He doesn't seem to know he's being creepy.
>You're lucky my gender is also female because I would have had your ass about the distinction between "gender" and "sex". How exactly am I supposed to prove it?
Post a video of you screeching really fucking loud like a pterodactyl while doing backflips. Naked.
I like replying to every post. That's just something I love doing, much like you love being a dick sucking faggot. To each their own, asshole. And I'm not new, I just lurk most of the time.
No, of course. Why did I expect anything different?
I've been with a few black guys, and it was different every time. One was fat and had a small dick, one was thin and had a big dick, the last one was thin and had a huge dick. It's ok, but too big is too much. The huge guy was too big, the big guy was big enough. I wouldn't have sex with a stupid guy, no matter the race or origin.
HOLY SHIT DAT SOUNDS LIKE MEH.
>being this new
I could tolerate the "I'm a girl gimme attention and ask me questions about life :D" shit you're doing as a one-time thing so who cares, but if you really don't know Claire, you shouldn't be posting, you filthy newfag.
Was that "lurking" you were talking about for a single week, 30 minutes a day, before you decided you were experienced enough to do this?
>a bunch of newfags genuinely and kindly asking the newfag attention-hungry whore about her sex life on /mlp/
>no dumbfuckery until someone posts a /b/ meme
You're joking, right? You're not really defending this thread, right? If there's anything that belongs on /b/, it's this thread.
I've never tried it! Only vanilla ones so far. I think I'll stick to those, actually.
I never put ANYTHING in the original post that asked to give me attention and ask about life. I just though /mlp/ would get a kick out of such a wild story. It honestly freaked me out and this was the first thing I thought of doing. If you don't like the way I do things in my own thread, you can gtfo. And just because I don't know every little reference or slang from being here doesn't mean I'm a newfaq. I have a life, I don't spend all day, every day here.
This was supposed to be about ponies and clopping, but people got sidetracked and asked a few things. And I'm not talking about my sex life, I'm talking about my mom's creepy boyfriend being creepy. It has nothing to do with my actual sex life. People asked some questions, I answered them. But that was never my intention.
I thought making it clear that I'm female would add an extra layer of creepiness to the whole thing. You know, 'cause it's already creepy in the first place, but since I'm a young girl and he's an old man it's hella creepy :)
As a person with dark... no wait, very dark fantasies, I've got to say that your mom's boyfriend makes a valid and enlightened point. Maybe he just wants to, you know, befriend you. It's not like your the child of the person he's dating or anything. Show him the pony, be friends, and heed his advice.
(But as always, keep sharp to the intentions of those around you.)
>I've never tried it! Only vanilla ones so far. I think I'll stick to those, actually.
...honey, you ain't livin' life to the fullest
Do it! I'm sure he's a great guy! ...pic related.
Overall, I think you should kill the old man before he kills you, just sayin
>Comfort me! COMFORT ME! I JUST WANTED TO SHARE MY EMOTIONS WITH YOU! IT'S SO NO TRUE IT WAS FOR ATTENTION THAT'S WHY I'M DENYING IT OVER AND OVER NOW TO MAKE IT CLEAR!!!
>lel if yuo don leik things gtfo
bitch reconsider where you are. It's not your personal treehouse
>AND LET ME POINT OUT ONCE AGAIN!!! I WUS TRYING TO HAVE DISCUSSION I REPEAT IT WAS NOT FOR ATTENTION! THAT IS WHY I SO HAD TO MENTION MY GENDER IN THE FIRST PLACE! NOBODY WOULD COMFORT ME IF THEY ASSUMED IT'S A GUY FREAKING ABOUT OTHER GUY
>let me point out one more time. It was not begging for attention in the first place, oh actually I was so you would give me more comfort :)
You're sent to equestra and while you're adjusting to life there you find that all the casual sex threads were true, a stallion walks up to you with an erection and asks you for sex, what do?
I spread my legs for a big cock like a whore I am and get impregnated. Later I give birth to abomination colt centaur and molest him untill his teenage years when he commits suecide due to being different and molested all his life.
I think you are overextending it :*
I already mentioned I'm not a guy! What kind of proof do you want?
Sorry I'm not giving it to strangers.
Fucking hell no! I know how it works around here. Just posting a censored picture can end in months of harassment and trolling.
He does, I completely agree, but it came out of fucking NOWHERE. It really made me feel uncomfortable. And he just kept going on and on until someone turned the television on.
Sorry, but the sistas don't turn me on like the bruthas do. White pussy is so sweet...
No way dude xD And this bf does work on swimming pools... I'm sure no one would question it if he suddenly... drowned...
Ugh, so much greentext.
>fuk u, its my treehouse too fucktard.
Am I pony or not? If I'm a human, I say yes, especially to Lyra for obvious reasons. Ponies are smaller than horses so it wouldn't be too much. If I'm my OC, then I'm already a prostitute pony. I'd say yes, for about 50 Bits ;D
I know it looks like I am, but I'm actually not. Being taken for a fool is no fun and posing as a girl on a forum is the lowest form of attention whoring, but I actually am female. I know you won't believe me, but I just thought a little assurance would maybe change your mind.... maybe.
I'm not telling you! I'm light enough, how's that??
I don't really use Tumblr, actually.
A lot, actually! It's never scary for me though. Well, sometimes it is, but it always turns into more of a sex dream than a nightmare. I don't know why I think that because rape is always terrifying, not sexy. Well, not sexy for the one being raped at least.
Sure you are buddy. You keep tellin' yourself that.
Yeah, it's really erotic to me. Young, inexperienced guys have so much energy! And you can train them any way you want...
Because the conversation had gone the direction of people who are discussing the original post, trolls, people asking why this topic is getting attention (like you), and people asking random questions. Oh, and there's one guy trying to pretend he's me or something.
Nope, because it's not.
Lololol, what the fuck xD
OH MY GOD. That's more like my sister, tbh. She's a fucking loser.
It's obviously the one who's making sense, NOT the one who's posting nonsense.
I only follow pony blogs on Tumblr. I don't actually post.
Yeah, he's a pretty cool guy.
Dis thred is stopid, nuwun cn tel hoo iz trollin hoo, shut it down.
You should apply the philosophy of getting your dad's dick out of your mouth.
na u iz stopeed fak u troll keel ursalf
He ain't my dad xP Wanna be my awesome bf anon? If you beat this guy you'll get free hero sex ^_^
Would you rather have a levitating penis float around you and jizzing on you every 11 hours for the rest of your life or have to suck dick for 3 hours straight everyday for the rest of your life?
>You should apply the philosophy of getting your dad's dick out of your mouth.
Where the fuck else would I put it?
Had fun in this thread. Thanks for killing an hour before I pass out.
That's too tough a call. Ask something else.
I fucking wish I had crotchtits. I usually look for clop material with crotchtits. Mmmmm.....
You're welcome, faggot.
>Ask something else
Would you rather have a levitating penis float around you and jizzing on you every 9 hours for the rest of your life or have to suck dick for 4 hours straight everyday for the rest of your life?