>You what, Anon?
>Why it's not in your hands, Anon?
Toothpaste? So that wasn't anal washing glue? Well, I'm going to right someone a very angry letter.
>Are you trying to make me mad, Anon? You know what happens when go mad, don't you, Anon?
She loves me and i love her toothpaste, what's so upsetting about that?
>You sure want to make me do that, don't you, Anon?
Nice cutiemark! just kidding.. Aquafresh is my new godness and i love her and she protects me against your low quality toothpaste, i've seen the light.
>Fine, Anon. You made it this way. Now prepare your mouth, Anon, because now...
>I gonna clean it up for ya! Now, now, lazy Anon, never likes to brush his teeth. Here, *brush*, and a little bit over here *brush*, *brush*. Now, that's what I'm talking about! Nice and clean! Here, take this toothpaste, and don't forget to brush them next time!
I can fix this.
Here it is.
This good colgate?
P.S. I use soap instead. =P