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>"What in tarnation are you doing with that zebra, Mac?! You know what Granny Smith said about zebras! Just 'cause Zecora helped us once does NOT mean you can get reeeeeaaal friendly with her!"
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>>19706229
Listen, applejohnson. I know people go on and on about your "apple-buckin' thighs" but your booty cannot hold a candle to the jiggly zooty around my dick right now.
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>"Zecora and I have been together for longer than you think. We have bond, a special connection! That and I'm pretty sure she's pregnant.
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>>19706238
would you a zebrapple?
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>>19706229
"I'll go get the shotgun."
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>>19706245
>"Well, considering the circumstances, I'd say I already did."
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>>19706238
>knocked up Zecora
Mildly jelly.
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>>19706238
>"Trust me when I say I'm still angry, but at least my niece will have Apple blood in her veins. Unfortunately, she's gonna have to live knowin' her daddy knocked up a zigger instead of one of the thousands of ponies in town."
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>>19706278
>"B-but, AJ, we're having a baby! Why does it matter whether it's a pony or a zebra? Isn't it just love, at the end of the day?"
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>>19706311
>"Do i REALLY have to show you these statistics i found on /pol/ again ? You perfectly know that they are inferior in every cognitive ways. And your child will be part of them."
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>>19706324
someone woke up on the wrong side of their ass today
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>>19706324
>"/pol/ is full of angry ponies who simply don't understand love, since they never felt it. They always complain about how the Donkies are controlling us, but I ain't never seen any Donkey try and tell me who to love!"
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ZIGGITY BOO BAP A TAD TELLY
GURL YOU JUST HELLA JELLY
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>this thread
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>AJ! BIG MAC IS RIGHT! LEAVE HIM ALONE, OR I WILL BLOW YOU TO OBLIVION!
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>>19706385
>zecora saying this
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>>19706385
>"This is what I mean, Big Mac. This is the bitch who's gonna be pushing out your kids soon."
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>>19706419
did you forget to take your happy pills again, aj?
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>>19706419
>OH, HELL NO! I AIN'T LETTING YOU SHOT HER!
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>>19706435
>"No, but my brother obviously forgot to use birth control before some wicked enchantress used his seed to fulfill her need."
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>>19706454
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>>19706419
MUHFUGGEN BIX NOOD BA DOOP BOP DOOTY

PUT DOWN YA ROOTY TOOTY POINT AND SHOOTY

AND MIT I GOT DAT TIGHT ASS BOOTY
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>>19706445
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE
DROP YOUR FUCKING WEAPON
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>>19706385
>Read in Zecora's voice
Kek'd
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In my headcanon the apple family is really racist.

They hate zebras (ziggers), but also hate pegasi (pegyrs). Whenever a new one comes to town they chuck apples at them when no one's looking.
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>>19706454
>used his seed to fulfill her need
>a fucking rhyme
It sounds like there's already have a bit of zebra in the Apple lineage.
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applejack, relax, everything is gonig to be fine.
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>>19706468
>"Rainbow Dash. You're a credit to your race."
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>>19706468
>pegyrs
>not "peggers"

I approve of your headcannon.
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>>19706463
OHMAGAWD
SHE GOTS A PUERTO RICAN CREDIT CARD!
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>>19706478
and you're an inbreated retard
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>>19706460
>trying to imagine Zecora saying this
Good fucking god...
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>>19706463
no, fuck off. i'm doing my job here.
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>>19706489
>inbreated
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>>19706481
>not "birdos"
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>>19706454
Whats the matter?

Looking to fuck him yourself?

Inbred trash.
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>>19706460
I can't feel my lungs anymore, please stop.
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to war! TO WAR! TO WAR!!!!!!
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>>19706478
>"And of course you're welcome to stay for dinner. Just try not to touch anything else, ok? Granny wasn't happy the last time. But you can still sit with us And remember to keep your wings close to your body."
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>"I still love you. It's not your fault you were born the way you are. We can still call you a honorary earth pony."
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>>19706549
GA GA GOO GOO GA GA GOO
BITCH CHANGE MY NAPPIES I DUN GONE POO'D
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>>19706549
>It's not your fault you were born the way you are.
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>>19706549
>pony with less abilities than all others
>superior
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>>19706578
DA EARF PUNNIES UR STROONG
U KNOU NUTHIN
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Where dat cracka at who fucked my sister?
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>>19706580
oh really? can you fly? control quantum particles with your mind? no. you can kick trees
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>>19706578
that's how the cookie crumbles.
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>>19706635
not sure who i'm replying to now
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>>19706385
kek'd hard
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>>19706460
start hyperventilating when I read that in her voice
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>>19706463
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Would Zecora be used to Big Mac's junk if she's already a zebra? Don't zebras have larger dicks already?

Or maybe not, since stallions are massive as it is.
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>>19706468
>Twilight becomes an alicorn
>she notices Applejack's been treating her like she's some baby that can't do nothing

"Applejack, I told you I can get that myself, you know! I can even do your entire farm for you!"
>"I think it's best you leave us highly qualified earth ponies' fer it."
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>>19706578
>Earth ponies can knock pegasi out of the sky with flying objects
>They can paralyze horns by punching them
>Some can even crack them
>They can crack the bone connecting a pegasi's body to its wings
>They can literally make the ground shake using hooves
>Large in numbers
>They can use their tails as an extra limb, able to even carry objects and weapons
>Applejack could charge right through twilight's wall if she had to
>Without magic or flying to focus on they can spend their time focusing on other interests in abilities (which unicorns and pegasi also do but mostly only in Ponyville)
>Engineering skills
>Strong hooves
>Strong tail
>Sharp bones
>le ebin damage resistance
>Powerful

Yeah sure anon.
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Time to summon up the big guns.

Bitch won't even know what hit her.
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>>19707578
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
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>>19707500
Applejack would be dead before she could even touch Twilight.
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>>19706238
>>19706250
>>19706311
>>19706361
Disgusting Coal-burner
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>>19706229
Silver Shill said it was okay.
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>>19707653
>Coal burner
White guy with a Black girl is an oil driller.
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>>19707578
>Autistic and edgy-looking, fanon batcancer
Why isn't she a pegasus or any of the other canon species in Equestria for? That batshit is only liked by people with autism.
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>>19707705
Because the original human ebola-chan had bat wings. It's not a pony fandom design choice.
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>>19706401
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Anyone got a story of anon dating zecora and applejack complaining.
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>>19707500
>implying pegasi and unicorns can't also do that
but changelings are still the master race
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>>19707845
MUSTARD RACE!
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>>19706324
>Zecora isn't a unicorn, but does MAGIC
>Now there will be an Earthpony that does MAGIC
>/pol/ no longer has relevant statistics
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>>19706498
Its a portmanteau of Inebriated and Inbreed.
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>>19708611
dubs confirm
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>>19706229
is applejack racist against zebras or something?
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>>19709479
Welcome to the /thread
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>>19706361
I thought it was the dragons who controlled us.
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>>19710084
Good goy.
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>>19708611
>>19709436
The next step in Earthpony evolution!
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>>19706324

>You perfectly know that they are inferior in every cognitive ways

I didn't hear you complaining about our hot incest sex when I came inside.
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>"There is a REASON why that dirty zigger lives in the Everfree Forest Macintosh! Nopony likes her!"
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>>19710758
I like her.
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>>19710758
Nobody asked for your opinion
go fall into a wormhole and be another universe's problem
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>>19710758
>Now to us observing from the outside, Applejack sounds like quite the rude little pony.
>But what we are forgetting is this:
>Applejack was raised her entire life in the belief that zebras were a lower standing species.
>Through no ill-meaning ignorance had she so hurtfully rejected the love of her brother and the zebra who saved them on so many occasions.
>This is the tale of how Applejack overcame her bigotry, and went on to find forgiveness in the hearts of those she had unwittingly hurt.
>Titty sprinkles.
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>>19711869
>"Wormholes? Universes? You must be hella dumb to believe in all that mess. Besides, I ain't gonna care for no pony-zigger hybrid!"
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>>19712215
Applejack the planet is round not flat.
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>>19712215
>this mudpone can't even into quantum
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>>19712215
>"You best be careful of what you're saying, missy."
>"You see, I haven't been perfectly honest about our lineage to you."
>"You see... your grandfather wasn't really an earth pony like I told you."
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>>19712316
He was a timberwolf
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>>19712275
>"What's a planet?"
>>19712293
>"This has nothing to do with ziggers."
>>19712316
>"What are you sayin' Granny? Grand pappy was a zigger?"
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>>19712329
In one universe, everyone is a zebra. You, me, granny smith, even Celestia
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>>19712329
no timberwolf
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>We will never get an episode where the ponies must deal with racism
Oh wait, we already did, please disregard.
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>>19712348
"If everyone was a zigger then how would the darn place even function? All of 'em are dirty, unproductive, and just wanna throw potions at each other. Ain't no way Ah a zebra, not even Celestia. Ah am 100% pure. That's rare these days, seeing as we gots SOME PONIES crossbreeding and messin' with they kinship."
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>>19712329
>"I understand if you hate me for it."
>"But I was young and he was so handsome and charming..."
>"And his horn was gigantic."
>"So you see, you're actually one quarter unicorn!"
>"Now what's all this talk about ziggers? There better not be any on my property!"
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>>19712458
>greentext+image
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>>19712458
It exists, and everything is the same as it is here.
Theres also a universe where you don't exist, and I don't have to deal with your bitching
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>>19706229
>big mac
>a coal burner
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>>19712459
>"A unicorn Granny!? Are ya serious? ALL unicorns are lazy good-fer-nothing PIGS! They ain't never seen a hard days work. It's a good thing he's gone, ah don't see him ever living with us."
>"Big Mac is seeing a zigger, and already plannin' on gettin' hitched seein' as she has a black and white foal inside her."
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>>19706500
>not "wingbacks"
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>>19707705
Don't some bats carry ebola? I believe that was what it was referencing.
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>>19712564
ME NO SPEAKA RETARDO
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>>19712564
>"Oh well, I guess he's young and foolish like I was."
>"Time to nip this one in the bud, rosy cheeks!"
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>>19712684
get on with it
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EARTH POWER EARTH POWER EARTH POWER
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>>19712051
>Titty sprinkles

Every fucking time.
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>>19712564
>>19712684
fucking get on with it
>>19712867
Changeling master race reporting in
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>>19712867
>Earth Ponies
>Equines

EPIDF detected
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>>19713081
Changelings > all
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>>19713144
shall we get back to the thing we were doing?
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>>19712051
>I read that in magical nigger voice
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>>19712051
>>19714129
top kek
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