Homeless Anon in Equestria

>>19641943
Hmm... I'll watch this thread

>>19641943
>Not moving away from Equestria if your life ends up like shit
The griffins probably wouldn't mind you.

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>>19642020
if the ponies don't even like you the griffins would tear you to shreds in second

>>19642020
Ponies hate anon, Griffins hate ponies
Griffins hate Anon
Plus griffins have claws

>>19641943
This is kind of interesting
I shall wait for a writefriend, unless OP is writing

>>19641943
That picture is kind of cool

>>19641943
Another general?

>>19642209
I don't know, maybe. No writefags are present. Maybe it will die

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I will lurk in case something happen

>>19642481
Same, seems like a different concept then I've seen lately

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>>19641943
>grab sks
>go innawoods
>fuck manticore pussy

>>19642524
Why would you have a gun if you were homeless without money?

>>19642533
>going to Equestria
>not bringing gunz and ammo
fag

>>19642390
fuck that, writefag incoming:
>you wake up in your little "shelter" on the road
>after some fillies found you under the bridge, their parents came and beat the shit out of you
>you had no resilience to their magic
>nor could you use it yourself
>you got tossed out of town after that
>maybe it was finally time to move on
>wasn't like you had anything in ponyville anyways
>maybe the crystal ponies will be kinder
>but first you had to survive the journey north
>you had shit for clothes
>thankfully not literally
>but still, you hadn't had new clothes in two years
>they were more than a little worn
>you look around at your meager surroundings
>the pine tree you had hidden under
>your tattered piece of cloth that acted as a bag
>your pocket knife
>the only thing that had come with you when you found yourself in equestria besides your clothes
>yeah, if this was the life you were living around here, you needed to get the hell out
>you clamber out of the pine tree's covering needles
>the forest at least had been kind to you
>providing fruit to eat
>a meager shelter
>and the flint to start a small fire
>granted, it was also more dangerous
>but if you could survive a unicorn attack, you could survive timberwolves

>>19642555
Maybe he didn't get a chance

>>19642561
Thank you dear writefriend

>>19642561
that was fast

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>>19642581
>not having a moist nugget duct taped to your body and a thousand mags of ammo up your asshole at all times

>>19642561
Bad times up ahead for out hero

>>19641943
This seems like the best setup for survival/homeless or just homeless anon to move and make a home in the forest and run into zecora or work and share a home with her.
Dont know why but i have a strange need for some zebra.

>>19641943
Sounds a lot like this fic http://www.fimfiction.net/story/186589/the-love-of-the-sun
Fucking writefag isn't delivering anymore,hope I find good stuff here

>>19642665
I hope so too. I like this thread a lot

>>19642561
I see Trixie incoming

>The sun isn’t even up yet, but you have work to do.
>You spot your first target; you briskly walk over to it, grip tightly and pull it out of the ground.
>Next!
>You move down the street pulling mailbox after mailbox out of the ground.
>The first rays of light are beginning to shine over the horizon, time to get going lest the guard catch you again.
>Well they didn’t catch you, but fuck running, that shits unpleasant when you ain’t got no shoes.
>It’s a short walk to the tree line where you dump the mailboxes behind a bush and look down the street.
>The ponies begin to awake and check for their mail, which isn’t there.
>They look at one another and shrugging and asking the obvious question.
>With a snigger you gather up your mail boxes and head back into the woods some ways.
>It isn’t long until you reach your spacious abode, it’s a small cave.
>But hey, it’s got a mattress (stolen)!
>That’s not all folks, there’s a blanket too (also stolen)!
>With a clatter you dump the mailboxes in the middle of the cave, and begin tossing the stakes into the small tongue of fire you have kept going for the past couple of days.
>You settle down on the edge of the mattress and pull up the first mailbox.
“I love going through people’s mail, federal offense but I don’t care, because fuck those mares.”
>Fucking regular poet right here.
“And the stallions too.”
>Maybe not.

>>19642827
Second writefag please put name

>>19642561
>granted, by "survive" you meant run like a little bitch
>but you lived
>that was all that mattered
>your knife has a built in compass that you assume works since you know that ponyville is north of you and the compass points towards ponyville
>so you follow it out of the woods with a small bag of fruit and brave ponyville's streets for the last time
>no one really looks at you
>it's like you don't exist to them
>good fucking riddance
>you walk through town square
>a few looks your way
>oh shit
>you walk a little faster
>those were the same ponies that kicked your shit last week
>you make it through unscathed
>thank fuck
>you continue your way through ponyville's twisting streets
>at last you're ou-
>a giant glass wall just tried to brake your face as you ran into it
>well fuck
>that just happened
>you're stuck here, it seems
>the glass extends all the way around the town
>oh shit oh shit
>no way out
>all the ponies are about to be very pissed
>and who are they going to blame?
>you
>the freakish two legged creature
>you needed to hide
>now
>the bridge isn't going to fly this time
>you need some place no one will ever look
>you need a pile of trash
>looking around frantically, you find none
>this town is too small for that
>then you spot it
>it's perfect
>a box
>it's full of wagon wheels
>odd
>you pull them out and stack them neatly
>then you pull the box over yourself
>and hope to god this all blows over soon

>>19642827
>One by one you tear open the letters and pour out the contents.
>Hey now! This one has some shiny in it!
“God bless insecure grandparents.”
>You put the bits in a pile with the rest of your haul and read the letter, hey, you gotta do something for fun.
“Dear grand son, I’m a massive kike and you’re a flaming faggot. Lets go spit on the ape man!”
>Okay, sometimes you just made up what they said.
>You toss the letter into the fire, giving a new lease on life.
>Next letter, oh pardon me, next package.
“Happy birthday, from your special- fuck it.”
>You tear off the wrapping paper and carefully open the box.
>A box is manufactured material and too good to waste.
“Sweet baby jesus.”
>This is a great day so far.
>A shiny new multi tool, it looks something like a Leatherman, maybe a little smaller.
>This you immediately pocket.
>Next letter.
>It’s hard to contain your glee, it’s like Christmas.

>>19642890
Fine.

>>19642917
>giant glass wall
>what is magic duel
>>19642691
this guy called it

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hardcore lurking this thread

>>19642917
Has he met the mane 6 yet?

>The worst part is the crippling loneliness

Pretty used to that by now actually.

>>19642953
fuck yes, moss is in this shit

Also bumping
Interesting concept mate
Watching!

>>19642953
It's cool seeing Anon as a bitter homeless fellow

>>19641943
Lurking the shit out of this thread

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>>19642524
>not SKS
4/10
Made me reply

>>19643111
Noice trips mang

>>19642917
>it's been almost a full day since the wall went up
>you heard flashes of magic a few minutes ago
>must be serious
>through a hole in the box, you see the glass wall disappear
>oh thank god
>you can get out of here
>you throw the box off of you and run out of to-
>god damnit
>not again
>you are halted and picked up slightly by a force
>fucking unicorns
>"oooh yes, you are my meal ticket out of poverty!"
>oh fuck
>this is worse than normal
>you're spun around to face the unicorn
>blue coat
>white-blue mane
>saddle bags
>wizard's hat and cape
>oh fucking great
>"I see fear in your eyes, creature, it is good that you are humble"
>"it will make you all the easier to train"
>your voice cracks as you use it for the first time in months
"Put me down!"
>"ooh! you talk too! this opens even more opportunities for Trixie!"
>you are carried along as she picks up the wheels and makes her way to a covered wagon
>you are shoved inside the wagon as the wheels are reattached
>when you try and climb out and run the fuck away, you are shoved back by her magic
>looks like you're stuck here
>with this crazy horse
>fuck

>>19643141
I'm all for this story

>>19642953
>Second order of business, food.
>You ate your reserves for breakfast, but these now empty mailboxes have a second purpose.
>Yeah you now had money, but best to save those for tools or things you couldn’t get from the land.
>With a smile you bury the now full box of bits and other valuables a few paces outside the cave,
>but Anon? You don’t have a shovel.
>Correct, but you do have hands, beside, you’re gonna dig it back up by the end of the day.
>You wrap the mailboxes up in the tarp that you took from SAA.
>Ponies man, heavy sleepers.
>Before you leave though you grab your second most valuable tool.
>It’s a fence post with some barbed wire wrapped around the end and grip tape wrapped around the other.
“Off into a new day!”
>It’s only maybe a five minute walk down hill to the river.
>Roll up the pant legs and wade in, small crustaceans and fish part before your feet.
>The river only comes up to your knees but it’s pretty wide.
>If you weren’t so destitute this would be the perfect place to paint a picture or build a vacation home.
>With one hand you begin to dig into the river bed, the other holds your tarp of mailboxes.
>Mostly out of habit you begin to mumble sing to yourself.
“Oh, I wish I was in the land of cotton, old times there are not forgotten!”
>Standing upright you swing the tarp to your chest and take out the first mailbox, and open the flap.
“Look away, look away, look away Dixie land!”
>You shove the mailbox in the pit with the flap up; you walk a little downstream still singing.

>>19643141
Ha!I knew Trixie was coming!
Bumping for more

>>19641943
Whore Anon Thread? xD

>>19643187
Anon is fucking out of his mind

>>19643212
>xD
No

>>19643187
I fucking love it!

>>19643212
Maybe

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>>19643212

>>19643293
I chuckled

>>19641943
Bump

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>>19643413
>bumping while the thread is still active

>>19642615
>Anon wears tinfoil hobo hat
>Constructs soup can grenades
>Innawoods ammo made out of bear teeth and dragon shit found in Everfree Forest
>Attacks ponyville hellbent on building a proper squatter shack this time in peace
"All I wanted was some change..."

>>19643476
Terrorism Anon?

>>19643491
That gives me an idea.

>>19643187
>Alright that was the sixth mailbox, the rest you have other plans for.
>You set your tarp down, as well as your beatin’ stick on the bank and begin to strip down.
>Even though there’s no public decency laws you still can’t bring yourself to take off all your clothes, just the outer layers.
>You begin to wash yourself in the river; it’s a rather calming process.
>Or it was, half way through the process you begin to hear movement and voices on the other side of the river.
>The voices are indistinct at this point, as is the size of the creatures, your gaze zeroes in on the source.
>While the river may be a neutral ground for the forest animals in never hurt to be prepared.
>”Boy-howdy it’s been too long since I jus took the day off fer some fishin’”
>”Hey Applejack, ten bits says I catch a bigger fish.”
>”That’s ten bits yer gonna lose sugarcube.”
>Acting quickly you push the tarp into the bushes, god forbid she recognizes it.
>You return to washing yourself, no reason to let some unwelcome company stop your life.
>While you have your head in the water they break the tree line, you raise your head and squeeze out your hair.
>They obviously had forgotten that you existed.
>Without acknowledging their presence you finish up and gather up your clothes.
>”Hey chimp where you going!”
>You turn around and raise a finger.
“Wait, do you hear that noise?”
>The blue-ish one cocks her head to the side.
>”What?”
“There it is again!”
>”What in the name of tarturus are you talking about?”
“Again! You know what that is?”
>Silence, and strange looks are the only response.
“That’s the sound of a moron talking out her ass!”

>>19643539
I gotta run.

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>>19643539

Anon is this guy.

>>19643539
I like it but please don't make it an edgy story where anon blows up a hospital

>>19643539
>“That’s the sound of a moron talking out her ass!”
Sides status: lost

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>>19643560
Or he can be slav hobo anon?

>>19642917
Are you still alive friend?

>>19643141
>a few moments later, the mare herself comes inside
>oh no
>this can't be good
>that manic smile on her face can't mean anything good ever
>"we're going to train you to fight in the arena!"
>wut
>you didn't even know this world had an arena
"arena?"
>"why of course! Celestia herself just announced it last week!"
>that explains it
>can't catch up on the news while you're in a woods
>not like you had a choice in the matter
>looks like you had to fight
>just not the fight you originally planned for
"not like I have a choice, do I?"
>"well, you could go back to the woods and die, but I don't think you want that"
>fair enough
"fine, where do we start?"
I may retcon this part if you guys think anon going from zero to gladiator hero is bad

>>19642524
>the mouthpiece of the snorkel is in front of the barrel

Yeah, there's other things wrong with it, but I that is my favorite part.

>>19643675
>zero to gladiator hero
>bad
pick one

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>>19643675
Yeah, not where I was looking to go

>>19643675
To be honest, I don't know what to expect so take it away, bruh

>>19643737
more original than most

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>>19643752
I need the "he's right you know" pic, but I don't have it, so have this instead

>>19643752
True, it will make an interesting story seeing how he embraces fame

>>19643752
Not really.
Anon gets abducted by Trixie, edge faggotry, then revenge and more edge is common.

>>19643786
Maybe it will just be a pony version of Gladiator. I'm good for anything though

>>19643786
>implying he would take revenge
this isn't caravan's story where he gets degraded quite yet anon, I intend for him to earn Trixie's respect after some time

>>19643808
Makes sense. Continue

>>19643539
You better not end this story here, writefag.

go into the wood
find food
make a shelter
find gems
work with the dark arts
make small kingdom out of human ideas
fight back
win

>>19643904
Noice. Except gems aren't that rare if you can just dig and find them

>>19641943
>beaten by tiny horses
What the fuck man, at least avoid poisoning the prompt.

>>19644017
>what is magic
>what is dive bombing Pegasus
>what is earth pony strength

>>19644017
>tiny ponies
Yeah you know, the ones that took out the god of chaos, dragons and giant fucking monsters
Plus they can fly and use magic. I don't know one human that can fly through the air and cut multiple trees in half with his feet. Educate yourself you fool

>>19644034
>what is magic
I thought the average unicorn can't do much more besides regular levitation and/or whatever fits her cutie mark? I doubt your everday unicorn could make use of that to stand up to Anon.

>>19644017
>what is equestrian guard
>what is wonderbolts
>what is bulk biceps

>>19644017
Plus they also have really fucking sharp horns

>>19641943
>Day number hello in Equestria
>Be Herpa Derp
>Finished delivering mail to Ponyville
>Go by the park and see Anon at a pic-nic table
>He's a tall hooman, which means he walks on two legs instead of four, has things called hands on the end of them, and only has fur on top of his head and on his face.
>Even though Anon was twice as tall, and totally weird, he was always nice and kind and acted sorta like grandpa
>Fly over to him
>"Hiya Anon"
>He's broken out of his solitary state and looks over at me, and smiles wide.
>It looks funny when he has a big white beard covering his face and upper lip
>He talks like one of those miners from a cowboy movie
>"Howdy, Ditzy Doo. Good to see my favorite mail mare again."
>He gestures with his hands to the checkard board on the pic-nic table
>"Wanna play a game?"
>You always came every weekday of every week for about a month now, to play some checkers with Anon.
"You know I'm always up for a game"
>"Well then come on down here and take a seat, before ya get your whoopin," He said with a hearty chuckle
>He already put out the pieces
>Like always, he gives me the first move
>We'd talk and play. Usually he'd have me talk and he'd just listen. Sometimes I try to get him to talk about himself or what he does all day, but he usually just gives me a sad smile and tells me nothing's happened.
>I'd hate to think this, but I think this is the highlight of his day.
>I know he isn't doing well, because of how worn out his clothes are. Usually a pony would wear clothes unless they were rich, but he was always insistent on having clothes on, even if he didn't have a job.
>He asked Applejack for some work on the farm, but AJ was insistent that it was a family business.
>He tried to ask Rarity to patch up some of his shirts but he said that she always told him she was too busy.
>He tried going all around town, but it seems like no one was hiring
>From what he told me, he seems like he just didn't get any luck.

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>>19644017
>headcanon

If you don't like the premise then maybe you should not post in the thread?

>>19644227
This is a really cool premise

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>>19642524
>>grabs sks
>posts slavshit 2.0
Always fires, never hits.
Escuse me while I grab best rifle.

>>19644333
>trips
>m1
Eh

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>>19644333
>trips
>american rifle
I came.

>>19641943
That picture is really good OP

>>19641943
Bump from The Coliseum

>>19644017
Just ignore the beating part, its a thread prompt, you as a writefag add your own cannons and shit. You don't have to be beaten to be homeless.

>>19644728
This

>>19644160

Oh come on, the Equestrian Guard is useless, and Bulk is just a mutated monster who would probably fall over from his own weight if you tapped him.

*their

>>19643752
Not really. That's basically the plot of Conan the Barbarian starring AHNOLD.

>>19643539
based writefag pls

>>19643675
>"well, we can't let you walk into a battle arena looking like you do, can we now? you need to build some muscle to be useful"
>she tells you that you'll be pulling the cart
>and she'll be feeding you protein and magic packed food
>holy fuck
>food
>for free
>you are now feeling much better about being "kidnapped" by this mare
>granted, you were probably going to regret this in a few days
>but you were getting fed and you had a plan
>that was better than the past two years had been, that's for sure
>wait
"didn't you say you were in poverty too?"
>"poverty, not destitute, and besides, there is plenty of food if you know where to look and aren't afraid of eating new things"
>coming from a pony, that probably means meat
>which would be fucking fantastic
>but no matter what happened, at least you wouldn't be a skeleton anymore
>so why did you have a feeling this was a bad idea?

>>19645111
and that's all for tonight
expect training montage tomorrow if I have the time

>>19645044
I'm pretty sure he meant more original than most greentext stories.

>>19645127
I will be waiting, sounds exciting. Would like to hear how the arena rules got enforced

>>19645127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPFCHuEegsk

>>19645369
even better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SUzcDUERLo

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>Gladiator anon
Now this is the type of shit I'm talkin about
I can't wait to see where this goes

>>19645560
Respectable, but not enough homoerotic undertones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s28vNyjOlbc

>>19645663
>>19645560
>>19645369
>not picking Mulan
you should all be ashamed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64

>>19645790
Yeah, you're right

>>19642020
>The griffins probably wouldn't mind you.
On a platter maybe. If the candy horses won't even like you, the odds of anything else is slim.

>>19641943
Requesting another writefag

>>19641943
>one of the Mane 6 has a hobby of killing homeless ponies and/or humans on the side

>>19644017
It's not even worth arguing over, dude. It's just a kink for some people. I hate it too.

>>19646486
>kink
How is that a kink? Did you even read the replies to the post? They all have pretty valid points Anon. And if you hate it so much, why don't you just go to a different thread?

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>>19646506
>How is that a kink?
Some people get hard-ons for getting the shit beat out of them. And so many of those points are cartoon physics, I want to play by those rules too.

>why don't you just go to a different thread?

>>19643539
HOLY FUCK HES HERE.

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>Anon becomes gladiator
>Becomes famous
>Royalty see potencial
>Become slave/soldier of royalty
>And finally he becomes knight of the sun

>>19646486
There's this
>>19644034
>>19644037
>>19644049
>>19644160
>>19644174

>>19646591
>What is cartoon.

>>19646611
Wait! So this is all based on a cartoon?
How come that's always an excuse when there is an argument within a thread. The whole board is based off a cartoon. All these threads are based off the cartoon. And most of the threads still go by the cartoon rules. And even if they are weaker than him, they have magic, and I'm sure they could over power a single human if they tried.

>>19646486
>>19646506
>>19646543
>>19646591
>>19646611
>>19646691
Just stop arguing wait for writefags to return

>>19641943
edgy fags general

>>19646691
>magic
Sure how? Assuming we're fully susceptible, the only ones who use magic to that degree are alicorns. Outside of that, what heavy lifting has really been done via magic?

Sorry, but if they go by cartoon physics, I invoke the Slam Jam rule.

>>19646735
How is this even edgy, Anon?

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>>19646735
>thread is out of the norm
ITS SO EDGY GUISE

>>19641943
Judging by the way in previous episodes the ponies gladly accept minotaurs, sea-serpents, bulls, cows, donkeys, meat-eating griffins, draqonueses, zebras and all manner of other sentient species, this idea seems implausible at best, even if we are attempting to apply logic to a fucking cartoon

>>19646748
>>19646774
Just don't reply

>>19646748
Because there's a certain sort of autist who is extremely insecure. This sort of autist only makes it through life by imagining how they could go to Equestria beat up everyone there, rape anything with his tiny penis (although it would be considered big in Equestria, our little autist has made numerous charts to prove this).
He has literally invested every scrap of the little, pathetic excuse he has for an ego into his delusion. So whenever he sees someone suggest this would not be possible (nevermind that it isn't possible to go to cartoon horse world anyway), he becomes filled with rage and shitposts everywhere.

>>19646748
>making cute, nice cartoon characters assholes
>somehow NOT edgy
This is the most basic stuff

>>19646833
It's just a story...

>>19646870
>So whenever he sees someone suggest this would not be possible (nevermind that it isn't possible to go to cartoon horse world anyway), he becomes filled with rage and shitposts everywhere.

You just described probably 70% of the threads on /mlp/

And when our precious little warlord is told his fantasies of rolling over Canterlot in tanks is pants on head, autistic enough that Rain Man complains about the spaghetti, drop dead retarded, they scream muh santhropy.

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>>19646877
Regardless of this being the case, any attempt at trying to take such a concept seriously (the feels) seems futile when consistency can't even be met. Face it; the more you all try to project your misery and self-pity on to a happy cartoon world, the more out of character you make that world

>>19646901
>pants on head, autistic enough that Rain Man complains about the spaghetti, drop dead retarded
Holy fuck why did I laugh so hard at this

>>19646870
The point of this thread was that some pony would come across Anon and feel bad for him and see through all the bullshit. It wasn't meant for him to beat ip all the ponies but it was meant to have a pony lift him up back on his feet

>>19646925
So threads about giant ponies eating humans aren't out of character?

>>19647005

Stuff like that is why God invented generals.

>>19646925
yeah but sometimes this isn't that bad anyway, when they are not making stupid shippings or shit like that,many good official characters are born just because the fans have those weird interpretations, without those, none of the background ponies would have any personality today

>>19646870
So is this referring to OP or the edgy guy

>>19647005
Of course they are out of character, but how is that proving my point any less valid? I support peoples flimsy fetishes regarding massive carnivorous ponys as much as I do the idea of a sentient creature being shunned in a cartoon magic-land filled with happy ponies that believe in the magic of tolerance or whatever

>>19647044

OP is fine, as is the general premise, at least if you give some reason why the ponies are afraid of you other than just being assholes.

Something like this makes more sense if there's been some human villain in the past, or if for some reason they associate you with a monster like Ahuizotl.

And it takes the Anon being kind of clueless or antisocial himself, because otherwise they'd get over it eventually.

>>19647058
I'm sorry to inform you but most of the threads here aren't cannon so the Anons make threads that would never happen in the real show. These threads are ment to entertain the idea of a different type of equestria, where there values are different. And what's the problem if they are staying in the thread? If the few Anons enjoy the story and the premise, why is this a bad thing

>Day lost count a LONG time ago in Equestria
>You've been in this piss poor excuse of a shithole planet, dimension, universe, not better earth place
>All you can do is eat out of trashcans, drink from puddles and sit there, wasting away
>How many diseases have you contracted?
>You're not sure, seeing as the worst you've got is the flu
>But that's much more than enough to finish you off
>Every moment that you're awake is pain, you are ridiculed every time you go out in public, the 2 legged freaky alien
>You know that they're basically terrified of a damn zebra, let alone an alien from another planet
>Every time someone comes along to mock you, you sit there and do nothing
>Let them continue to talk, and hate
>No point in going hostile on them, since hate fuels more hate
>Today you're going to see if anyone is gonna bother to listen to you
>You decide to move your box to an opening of an alley today
>It's about 7:00 AM, you judge by the sun, which you theorize is actually moved by the planet's rotation itself
>As in, the princesses don't move the sun, they move the planet
>Makes them seem much less powerful anyway...
>The few ponies that pass you shoot you angry glares and looks
>You simply smile back at them in the most friendly, warm possible way and wave at them
>You're going to die from this flu soon, anyway so might as well leave a good impression on them
>You hear the usual "Ugh, it's that disgusting creature again" or, "Hey look, it's the freak"
>Each time you hear one of those phrases, you simply point a thumbs up in their general direction and continue to smile
>By now it's probably around 7:30 AM
>Some young ponies are going past you, probably to school, judging by their bags on their backs
>One of them picks up a rock with their magic, and throws it at you
>It hits your box, and the only thing you do, is nod at them, and say
"Good shot"
>"Just look at him, disgusting"

>>19647018
The development of background ponies doesn't directly conflict with ideals established by the canon the same way that any form of cruelty (ie: cupcakes) does. So that can work I admit. But this particular idea goes against the very fundamentals of what makes equestria the, dare I utter it, loving and tolerant place it is.

>>19641943
Why are all the Anons getting mad about this particular thread?

>>19647073
See I'm completely fine with ponies being terrified of Anon so much so that they won't let him get close enough to just explain he's looking for help. But getting bullied by them? Cmon

>>19647163
Seriously? Like why is this thread getting shit on so much?

>>19647175
He never said the nice ponies are the one bullying him. There are plenty of occasions where ponies bully other ponies. Some are just immature

>>19647163
because nobody likes faggots who self pity.

>>19647114
It isn't a bad thing, I just personally find it silly (not that anyone should care to be honest) how one can still call equestria "equestria" after turning it's core ideals on it's head. At the very least it is plausible, shaky perhaps, but plausible that ponies would want to engage in sexual activity with one another, and even that can be stretched without completely changing what mlp is at it's core. But this idea is almost the polar opposite of anything that resembles equestria, which is why it strikes me as completely absurd that it can still be entertained in such a way.

>>19647254
Exactly this

>>19647220
The capability to do so is what I mean

>>19647254
Shut up faggot go read more self-insert sex fantasies you fat virgin.

>>19647149
>"Uhh, mister, y'all right?"
>A young filly just asked you if you're alright
>This is strange, very strange
"I-I'm fine, thanks for asking, miss.. Y'know, you're the first one to ask me if I'm alright the whole time I've been here, thank you"
>"Really? No one?"
"Yup, everyone hates me, don't you know?"
>"I've actually never seen you before, I don't usually go this way to school, but somethin' told me to go this way instead, dunno what or why"
>That's strange, well, first person to NOT hate you since you've been here, let's see if we can get this anywhere
"So, why do you want to talk to some old, homeless, smelly, outcast?"
>"Well, you just looked so sad, y'know?"
>Oh, OH, you know, you know how sad you are
>You are the most lonely human being in the history of the human race
>The only other person who ever came close to your loneliness would be Micheal Collins, the astronaught who stayed in the capsule orbiting around the earth, millions of miles away from the earth, and miles away from the nearest 2 other humans, with no way to talk to them or to the mission control
"Yeah, I'm lonely... actually, lonely is an understatement, Do you know what it feels like to be the only one of your own species, race, everything, and to be hated by everyone?"
>"Well, no, I don't"
"Well, that's what I'm feeling right now"
>"Really? you're the only one of your whole species and race?"
"Yeah, have you seen any other humans around? Of course you haven't, I'm the only one who got stuck here, I want to go back, so badly"
>"I'm.... sorry mister... how about I come back and talk to you again after school? I might be able to make you feel a bit less lonely?"
"If you want to, sure, It's your choice"
>And at that, she leaves, she'll probably be late to her class, but you can tell she thought it was worth the wait, to make the only human in all of equestria, not so lonely

>>19647334
>Orbiting around the earth
Goddammit, I meant moon, he went to the far side of the moon...

>>19647334
This is actually a pretty interesting story. It won't end well for Anon, seeing he is talking to a filly, but I'm hooked

>>19647334
keep it going, friend. namefag to distinguish?
makes it easy for some of us

>>19647329
there is no point in mocking you since you enjoy being shit on.

>>19647163
It's just their opinion. It's fine

>>19647462
This. It's okay, they don't have to like what ever we like

>>19647462
thats right anon, just sit there and take the insults like the self pitying faggot you are.

>>19647334
Okay fags, keep your pedo\rape fetishes under control...let`s see how that goes

>>19647510
Is it bad that I haven't had any sexual thoughts yet, just cute Anon x filly friendship

>>19647510
no fags what I meant to say was that this story needs to end in a rape/murder.

>>19647596
Yeah, I'd rather it didn't

>>19647608
but thats what homeless people do.

>>19647334
>After that whole ordeal, you decide to try and rest, you are damn tired, after all
>You fall asleep quickly, in seconds
>You are nudged awake, and you can make out some voices, one of them familiar, with 2 accompanying it
>Perhaps she brought some friends?
>As you open your eyes, you see that you are correct, as 2 other fillies stand next to her now
>"So, sweetiebelle, why did you bring us to the alien?"
>"Cut him some slack, scootaloo, I talked to him and he says that he's the most lonely human ever!"
>"uh, what's a human?"
"Ah, hello again"
>"Hey, these are my friends, scootaloo and sweetiebelle, oh, by the way my name is applebloom"
"Alright, applebloom, it's nice to meet the rest of you"
>Smile at them, and nod, the usual to strangers you meet, want to make a good first impression
>"So,applebloom tells me that you're the only human" in equestria, is that true? 'cause she exaggerates a lot"
"She's not exaggerating, and I am the first, and most likely, the last on this... planet"
>"Well, I guess I'm sorry.."
>"How did you get here anyway? did you do it on purpose?" applebloom asks
"Well, no, actually, you see, one day when I was out in the woods, I became lost, no way of finding my way out, after the first night I managed to sleep, and woke up in a completely different place, no pine trees, no familiar birds chirping, just the ones in that forest over there"
"The everfree forest? you came from there?"
"Yeah, but I didn't know that it was the everfree, instead I decided to keep moving, bad idea if I want to be found, but I thought I'd better find an easier to get to spot If I was gonna be found quickly by the time I was missed, but turns out I didn't have to stay put, because I came across this town, I thought I would be saved, but rather than be greeted with open arms, I was rejected, and forces to live a homeless life here"
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>>19647643
Pic related
>>19647565
I want this too

>>19647645
c'mon anon I'm gripping my cock, bash there little skulls in already.

>>19647702
Yeah, no that's not gonna happen

Anon is looking for a friend, not a cocksock

>>19647596
>>19647643
>>19647702
What's with you faggots

>>19647713
fuck it, break there necks, hide they're bodies and fuck the rotting corpses daily.

>>19647766
What a waste of perfectly good food.

>>19647710
Don't do it writefriend. There doesn't have to be murder and rape

>>19647802
This guy's right. Rape is just fine

>>19647442
>implying this is a self-insert for me
This is why you get called autistic.

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>>19647710

>>19645790
>>19645936
No he's not he is training to be a gladiator pulling and or pushing somthing? Its this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e43RPVFINPs

ANON'S WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?!

>"Well, I'm sorry to hear that, but hey. maybe I can help you find a proper place to sleep, and eat... and bathe" Applebloom ever so kindly offers you
>You make one friend here, and they seem to be willing to help you, amazing
"Really? You'd help me that much? You'd really house me and feed me?"
>"Sure, I mean you'll have to work a bit, but hey, hopefully it'll be better than laying out here in this nasty box"
"Anything would be better than this.. aside from the holocaust"
>"What's a holocaust?" Sweetiebelle asks you
"Uh... I might be able to when you're older"
>"Why might?"
"Because, I'm actually slowly dying, if you haven't noticed, not that you could have, I don't blame you"
>And you DO NOT intend to rape or kill them, or anyone
>You intend to give them a reason to actually like humans for a change, killing children would do the exact opposite of that
>After a while of walking, you come across what you assume is her home, which is a farm, coincidentally
>You can actually get some manual labor done, it seems
>"uhh, you might want to wait out here, and you two might want to go, since if you're seen with him, might make people think you actually care for him"
>They both retreat to nearby trees, hiding behind them
>She walks up to the house and enters the door

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>You are now applebloom, and you just met the only human in existance
>Now you hope to give him a home, even if your family says yes, he's probably gonna have to stay in the barn, poor guy, can't even get a break from the suffering
"Hey, everyone"
>"Well, applebloom, you're home late, you been off crusadin'? Your older sister asks you
"Actually... I was wonderin'... do you know who the human is?"
>"What's a human? some kinda animal?"
"No, he's a 2 legged person, who can talk, so he ain't no dumb animal"
>"Two legged? you better not be talkin' about that freak alien thing, I don't wanna see you around it, you could get hurt"
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>>19643675
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the Armies of the North. General of the Felix Legions. Loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife – and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

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>>19647927
2edgy4me

>>19647905
>And you DO NOT intend to rape or kill them, or anyone
>You intend to give them a reason to actually like humans for a change, killing children would do the exact opposite of that
Noice

>>19647905
well you blew it anon, no filly pussy for you.

>>19647927
Shit, I haven't watched that movie in a while. It was pretty good of I remember

>>19647975
Hue. No filly rape for you today Anon

>>19647954
of course I was such a fool you need to earn there trust, then rape and murder they're children.

We need to rename this filly murder general, I mean thats what the thread is really about anyway.

>>19648014
>there trust
>they're children

Same word wrong two different ways. Are you literally retarded?

when is lonely anon gonna update i need my pedofillia fix.

>>19648014
now you`re thinking with portals my friend

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>>19641943

Obligatory

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>>19647905
"Well... I have actually, He's a really nice guy, actually, he's not gonna hurt me, I assure you"
>"Applebloom, what where you thinking talking to him? He could have hurt you, could have... touched you"
"No, he wouldn't have, he just doesn't want to be alone, he's so sad, and... he's dyin', he needs a home, a place to stay, I was wonderin' if he could... stay here?"
>"... Ugh, okay, I'll ask granny, but just so you know, he's probably gonna stay in the barn"
"That's fine, since he's been living in a box on the sidewalk, barely even alive"
>"Oh... I didn't know that, I heard he's been stalkin' people and killing small animals, poisoning crops and water supplies and stuff..."
>What? who would say that?
>Doesn't matter, now that he might have a home, that should cheer him up
>After a few moments, applejack returns
>"She said okay, since we could always use more help"
"Oh, thank you, I'll go tell him"
>You run as fast as your little filly legs can carry you, to.... huh, you don't even know his name yet, gotta ask him

------

>You are anon again, and you've been sitting by the entrance to the farm for a few minutes now, and you can see applebloom running back, with a huge grin on her face
>"*Huff* You... can... stay... *huff* in the barn"
>What wonderful news, you're... wow... this feeling, is this what happiness is? strange, it's so unfamiliar
"Thank you, so much applebloom"
>"No, thank you, for not giving me that empty smile that you've have plastered on your face for the past few days"
>Wow, she saw through your smile, that's not an easy thing to do, since you always bury your emotions atleast a mile underneath the skin
>"Also, what's yer' name? I forgot to ask, sorry"
"My name... it's... hmm... anon, Anonymous, it's alright"
>"Well, suppose I'll show you to yer' new home, huh?
"Lead the way"
>A short walk and you end up in a barn, at least it's warm, so there's that
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>>19648306
Liking it

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>>19648104
These aren't pre-written, takes a while to write a story that doesn't blow major horse ass, so it's gonna be a while between each post, after next one I'll be off to bed

>>19648340
not nearly enough horrific sexual crimes against children for my taste.

>>19648306
liking it. Don't go crazy on us though. No Filly Fiddling or anything like that

>>19648493
Sorry this will end in the RAPE of CHILDREN.

>>19648306
>>"Oh... I didn't know that, I heard he's been stalkin' people and killing small animals, poisoning crops and water supplies and stuff..."

He's an evil enchantress
And he does evil dances!

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>>19646728
>Muh head cannon

Whats with these people arguing about head cannons?

On one side you have some kind of self pitying faggot on the other some over cocky macho "bro dude".

Its like when India and Pakistan try to fight.

YOU'RE BOTH EQUALLY SHIT!

The only persons who's head cannon matters are the writefags and theirs only matters in their stories. So really you faggots can argue all you want, all that matters is the writefags choices and if it was implemented well. If a writer wants to make anon the most beta thing ever, so be it. On the other hand if anon is the most Rambo like motherfucker ever, than so be it. And all that matters is: Did you or did you not enjoy the story? Just give feedback about your opinion (writefags like that, i know i do) and we will chose whether to trash it or keep it.

>>19648538
No I'm pretty sure it's better to just call shit shit and hope they stop.

>>19648538
hey /int/, is that you?

>>19643539
>Well todays haul was especially shitty.
>Just some clover and half a loaf of bread you took from some picnic while they weren’t looking.
>The suns down and the fires doing well, which is good considering your current task.
>Melting tree sap and plugging the holes in the mailbox.
>Soon you will have a several suitable water containers; it’s been a few days since your last one went missing.
>In a futile effort to stave off boredom you fall back on your old habit.
“Just got home from Illinois, lock the front door oh boy!”
>Wrapping your remains of a shirt around your hand you reach into the fire and pull out the tin can of sap.
“Got to sit down, take a rest on the porch.”
>you pour in the charcoal and mix it with your trusty fire poking stick.
“Imagination sets in pretty soon I’m singin’!”
>Using the same stick you begin to glob the home made glue around the screw holes.
“Doo Doo Doo lookin out my-“
*whi-pah!*
>The shockwave from teleportation threatens to put out your fire as you sit on your mattress unfazed by the sudden appearance.

>>19648538
He's right.

>>19648306
"So... when do I get to eat?
>"Oh, well... I suppose I can bring you in to the table to get some food in you"
>She walks you over to the house and you see what you assume is her family
>"... ah.. hello there... mister"
>The orange one says, she's looking at you with eyes filled with distrust, you do your usual smile back at them
"Hello, all, I won't bother telling you a sob story filled with self pity, It's just that I've been homeless, and well, now I suppose I have a job in which I am payed in being allowed to stay in a place that is marginally better than a box on the sidewalk"
>The old green one seems to slightly nod, as if she was expecting you to be one of those moochers who was hoping for a real job just like that
"Now, to actually work, I'll need to improve upon my personal well being, so being fed, and bathing"
>"Alright... so, what exactly do... humans eat?" The old one asks
"Well, we can't eat straight up plants, but we are what you'd call omnivores, we can eat both processed plants, and meat"
>"Well... we ain't got any meat, but I think we got some apples around here..."
"Yeah, apples will work, I love apples, actually, haven't had one in months, at least"
>"Uh, in months? When was the last time you ate SOMETHING?"
"Never, the entire time I've been here"
>"And.. uh, when was the last time you washed yourself?"
"... same amount of time"
>"Oh, so that's what that smell was, I think you could use a shower"
"I'd like that, very much, please"
>They show you to their shower, how to use it, all that
>Showering montage, feeling rejuvenated, oh... but now you have to put on those clothes... the ones you've been wearing for a month straight
"Uh... you wouldn't have anything you can wash my clothes with do you?"
>"I'm not sure... what even are clothes? you don't need 'em do you?"
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>>19648666
>hey /int/, is that you?
No, satan. I frequent most boards if not all, /int/ is one that is too boring for my taste.

What does /int/ have to do with anything?

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>>19648745 Well, until now and late tomarrow, there will no longer be official posts...
And no, this will not become an anon fucks a filly story... or murder, or some strange fetish story involving apples and orifices

>>19648791
>tfw no apule buttplug greentext

This whole thread ignores the fact that Lyra would immediately take anon in and give him a job using his hands on her mane.

Before molesting him.

>>19648745
This means that anon has not eaten for an entire month.
What the fuck? How the fuck is he alive?

>>19648853
Perhaps he was overweight before?

Topics like this are part of why I often find myself looking at videos about how to make primitive tools. In the unfortunate event of being stranded somewhere with absolutely nothing, perhaps I could make things to improve my lot in life.
Though, I'd likely wind up getting desperate for food and eating something that'd kill me.

>>19648873
>This

I don't leave my house without a small backpack of things, a ka-bar knife and some other stuff. I want to give my self some chance to survive given extreme conditions of one sort or another.

And yes i realize i probably will die. But 15 inches of steel are pretty nice weapon at least.

>>19648695
>Oh look, some of the friendship brigade came to see you.
>Namely miss prissy, hat, and ms. I live in a castle isn’t friendship grand.
“Looks like I have company! I’ll break out the good china!”
>The purple one’s angry… Twigs is it?
>Who the hell calls their kid Twigs, that can’t be right.
>”Anon, there’s been a recent string of… mail… box…”
>She’s staring right at the mailbox in your hand.
>Well shit. Quick take the initiative.
“So just because something gets stolen you assume it’s me?”
>It’s impossible to say this with a straight face, the edges of your mouth giving you away as much as the mailbox in your hands.
>Twilight on the other hand is unamused.
>”Oh yeah? So I assume that is just a model you made?”
“Nope, this is soon to be my water b- hey.”
>She magics it out of your hands.
>”Where’s the rest?”
>There’s a clatter as AJ pulls the chord out of the hanging tarp causing the remaining mail boxes to fall.
>This also reveals the painted insignia of SAA.
>”I thought I was losing it when this here tarp went missing!”
>Twilight counts up the rest of mail boxes, with a tired eye roll she asks her question again.
>”Where’s the rest of them.”
“Lets consider the tarp as a trade, shall we.”
>The boxes drop to the floor, you’re pushing all the right buttons.
>That is if you want to be a smoldering pile of scorched ash, you’ve seen her magic.
>Scary shit.
>”The tarp was already AJ’s, you stole it, just like everything else.”
“Not like I have a lot of options! I can’t get a good job as I seem to lack the qualifications, and I can’t get shitty job because those are already taken by pizza faced kids.”
>She takes a deep breath, and does that weird hoof stretch motion.
>”Just give me the rest of them and I won’t call the guard.”

>>19648745
Well, it means that he hasn't eaten REAL food, hr's been eating out of garbage cans mostly, so that's how he's still alive on mobile, btw, can't writefag on mobile, just clear things up

>>19649048
hoh fuckin shit best writefag ITT is back and I cannot contain my erection

>>19649048
>"Call the guard, jail just means I get a meal for once"

>>19649048
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VdZewCFyfg

>>19649135
That's actually pretty sad.
escpecialy if anon got >raped in prison

>>19643808
Or Trixie realizes he is as lonely as she is.

>>19649166
Someone would rape something twice their size from another world?

>>19648745
>What are clothes
>>clothes

>>19649284
Remember, this is 4chan, where >rape is like saying "hello."

Plausible or no, someone may already be writing it.

>>19649048
>Wow these things get heavy when full.
>In the sun the water was nice, now it’s kinda really shitty and like ice.
“Couldn’t you just magic them out of the sand, oh mighty one?!”
>This time it’s actually Rarity who calls back, AJ having her tarp in her mouth, and Twilight seems to have stopped talking entirely.
>”Just do what she says, this humidity is simply horrid.”
“Working on it!”
>You stretch your arms out and give some hearty jazz hands before slowly milling about and feeling about for the boxes.
>It is night after all and the running water isn’t helping, but you manage.
>You begin to wade back to the shoreline and begin to set down the mailboxes.
“See, all accounted for no need to call the guard, don’t want a repeat of last month do we?”
>It seems like it’s AJ’s turn to speak, it’s a little muffled by the tarp but still surprisingly clear.
>”No one does.”
>Last time you went full Vietcong, hiding in tunnels and pits until they gave up, you ain’t going to jail.
>Actually you managed to convince them that there was some deep evil in the forest.
>It’s amazing what leaving random fire pits and crosses can do.
>Twilight picks up the mail boxes in her magic.
>”C’mon, were going back to your camp.”
“What? Why?”
>”This is the second time this month, Mayor Mare asked me to search your stuff... Quite frankly I agree with her.”

>>19649469
>You lead them back up the hill and gesture to the cave entrance.
“Search away. Actually, let me make this easier on you.”
>You point over to the mattress and rolled up blanket.
“Here are all of my worldly possessions. Careful, you might be here all night rummaging through grand stacks of –“
>Rarity magics up the blanket and looks at the pattern.
>”You stole this from little Spikey!?”
>This was honestly news to you; you just grabbed it from an open window.
>Twilight seems to lose it at this point, using her magic to toss the mattress over.
>Rarity is still looking at the blanket, face scrunched in anger as she tries and fails to speak.
>AJ is simply leaning against the cave wall waiting to leave.
“You ponies think you’re so smart and egalitarian.”
>You crouch down and begin opening the mail boxes from the river, most are empty, but one has a couple crawfish in it.
>Who you promptly trap under a rock.
“If that’s true then why aren’t there more Griffon or Minotaur immigrants if shits so grand.”
>You grab hold of your fire poking stick and begin to poke the ground.
“If you’re so dammed smart why are you still using steam power, ya’ll can’t even figure out how a fucking two stroke works.”
>You begin to draw a simple diagram of the two stroke engine in the dirt.
“See, fucking port to chamber to crank to port to chamber to port, and here’s the fuel flow. Simple!”
>Twilight takes the blanket from Rarity and they proceed to march out of the cave seemingly satisfied with their search.
>She glances down at the diagram before continuing outside the cave.
*Whi-pah!*
“Finally, thank Christ.”
>Hey, it’s not all bad, dinners still trapped under a rock.

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>>19649841
This anon is my favorite hobo ever

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See you all tomorrow.

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Bump before bed.
Good night homeless Anon.

>>19649841
>It’s been a few weeks, no incidents either.
>With the money you managed to hide from the pony inquisition regaining your status as cave dweller was very easy.
>Heh, ponies wouldn’t hire you but they’ll take your money.
>This time you kept the receipts as well and bought yourself an actual canteen.
>If you have the bill of sale there’s no way they can claim theft… right?
>The money went pretty quickly and it was back to taking random bits of food from unsuspecting ponies.
>Or on slow days like today, trying more creative methods.
>Which is why you are lying in a shallow pit with a tarp over you.
>The tarp had a nice layer of dirt and a leaf to conceal it’s in manufactured nature.
>On top of that was a little slice of bread, just the crust thought, no way you’re gonna waste a whole slice of bread on something like this.
>Incoming movement!
>You grip down a little harder on the beatin’ stick and prepare yourself.
>Whatever it is, its big enough to feed you for at least a few days.
>Let’s just hope it isn’t made of wood like those damn wolves.

>>19650763
>”Anon!”
>Twilight, the voice is pretty easy to recognize.
>You release your grip on the improvised bat, no point now.
“What the hell? You’re scaring all the animals away.”
>”Anon I just want to talk.”
“Come back later, I’m trying to catch dinner… scratch that, don’t come back at all.”
>You can still hear her walking around, trying to find you.
>”Anon just come out and talk face to face. I might have work for you.”
>This perks up your ears, you curl over the edge of the tarp so that only the top half of your head is showing.
>Twilight is actually standing right in your sight line, she looks fairly confused.
“I’m listening.”
>”…What are you doing?”
“This is how I hunt, I’ve been walking all around town for the past two weeks, and my legs feel like a bunch of midgets took mini bats to them.”
>She’s not getting it; you roll your eyes and let out a very exasperated and irritated sigh.
“Ignore this situation, what is your employment opportunity?”

I'm out for the night.

Feels!! To many feel my heart can't take this.

>>19650772
Dat cliffhanger

>>19650772
>inb4 he is asked to become a male prostitute
>inb4 he hardly makes any money
>inb4 he sleeps in a box
>inb4 WhoreAnon

>>19648520
Please be joking

>>19651924
He is
>>19648791

>>19641943
Bump for writefriends

Le bumpity bump

>>19645111
>you had pulled the cart all night
>plenty of sleep was had inside the box, so you were good to go
>you stop when Trixie wakes up and tells you to pull off
>you hear rustling in the wagon, then the mare comes out with what looks like eggs and a skillet
>"start up a fire and I'll get you started"
>eggs
>yes
>all of your yes
>it's been ages since you had something other than fruit
>you pull out your knife and a piece of flint and get to work on the wood you had collected on your trip
>a few moments later is springs to life
>moments after that it's big and hot enough to cook on
>you knew your stuff
>but it was time to learn something new
>trixie levitates the pan over the fire and cracks a single egg
>more rustling in the wagon
>plates and silverware fly out and float over to the two of you
>you sit on a log
>that was a mistake
>you turn away from the fire and stretch your legs out against the sudden cramps
>too late
>she noticed
>"are you alright? you look like you're in pain"
"f-fine, just, gah, cramps"
>"let me take care of it!"
>oh shit
just a quick update before I go to work

>>19652738
Reading from Ap Chem

>>19652738
Fucking cramps man

>>19647927
You knew Princess Celestia?

>>19653114
I did not say I knew him! I said he touched me on the shoulder once

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>you are Anon
>you drank the magic bleach and ended up in Equestria
>can't believe it worked
>or maybe it didn't work
>because this sure seems a lot like Hell
>nobody likes you
>everybody hates you
>you're eating worms
>this is bullshit
>you're pretty sure you've acquired a taste for the damn things
>you only wanted to be with your waifu
>feels bad man
>this has been your life for two years
>decide to end it all
>again
>sit down on the ground
>grab one of your spears
>point the stone blade toward your abdomen
>SEPUKKU
>wake up
>in another Equestria
>everyone is a rainbow power alicorn with an Equestria Girls form
>everyone wants to have a tea party and play dressup with you
>yfw

>>19652738
>the blue glow encases your tattered pants
>and they finally fall apart
>you sit there in your equally worn underwear as the cramps magically fade
>shit
>this is awkward
>the made looks you up and down
>"those were your only pair, weren't they"
>you deadpan at her
"No, I'm made of money and chose to look like a pauper"
>she snorts
>"yeah right, it's not like you needed clothes anyways, you're not at a ball"
>oh how wrong she is
>the leaves are slowly turning yellow and red
>winter is coming
I hate writing from my phone, but writefag bump was needed

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>>19653894
I'd actually be okay with this

>>19653894
>>19654070
reading on

>>19654070
I can't wait for Gladiator battles

>>19653894
Noice

>>19641943
Blump from university

>>19654070
>you needed clothes to survive
>and not be embarrassed
>but now your cramp is completely gone
>thank fuck
>"here, eat"
>she passes you a plate
>scrambled eggs
>you notice she has one over easy on her plate
>you both eat slowly, you savoring the taste, her simply watching you
>you finish your meal and look up
>full for the first time in two years
>feels good
"So where do we start training?"
>might as well get started
>the more in shape you are, the better chance you have to win this 'arena'
>she blinks
>"uhh... let's start with basic strength building, since you already did plenty of cardio last night"
>her horn flashes, and suddenly she's wearing a whistle
>"DROP AND GIVE TRIXIE TWENTY"
>here we go
>you fall to the ground and attempt a push up
>walking was easy for you
>but you hadn't used your arms for much since you got here
>...one
>...t-
>your arms give out and you fall face first to the ground
>"damn, here I was hoping you had a chance without much work"
>yeah right lady
>you don't go from skeleton to Hercules in a day
>but you're willing to do this if it means getting out of this hole that you fell into
>a hole dug by ponies who couldnt be assed to give you a chance
>it was time to prove them wrong
>you were going to fight
>for your right
>to party
Music and montage when I get home

>>19650772
>”That engine you were talking about a while ago, I seem to be having trouble with it.”
>You throw off the rest of the tarp and toss the beatin’ stick outside the pit.
“You actually made it?”
>”Yes, now, I would like to ask for y -“
“I’ll do it.”
>He eyes go wider for a moment and her ears swivel forward.
>”Well, I was going to say-“
“My terms are ten bits an hour and free reign over whatever food you have in that there abomination of a castle.”
>She considers for a moment, you know that ten bits an hour is below the minimum wage but she hasn’t seen how much you can eat.
>”Yeah, okay.”
“Hot diggity damn! Free food!”
>Her ears falter for a moment along with her expression, she already regrets this decision.
>Whatever, unlimited free food.
>You pick up your beating stick and drape the tarp over your shoulder, it’s off to the castle… tree… thing.
>”Don’t you need to get your stuff?”
“I ain’t got anything else except the mattress.”
>She has to gallop to catch up to you, throwing up some amount of dust.
“I’m also using your shower.”

>>19655160
>>19655216
SOOO much story

>>19655160
>you were going to fight
>for your right
>to party
Is that a hint for our montage song?

>>19655216
>The walk through town is reasonably short, your legs still quietly complain.
>Not that it really matters, Twilight moves to open the door only for it to be opened from the other side.
>What the hell is this?
“What the hell are you?”
>”My that’s quite rude.”
>Twilight seems more irritated than anything, it brings a smile to your face.
“I don’t know who you are but if she doesn’t like you, then you and me are gonna be friends buddy.”
>The Frankenstein of a creature curls around at impossible angles, detaches his own lion paw and levitates it towards you.
>”Discord, pleased to make your acquaintance.”
>You reach out your hand to shake the levitating mass, you squeeze down and involuntarily yelp.
>He has an electric buzzer in his hand, you rub your palm as he falls back cackling at his own entertainment.
“Oh yeah!? I’m gonna pimp slap you so hard you’ll be my bitch for the next five dimensions!”
>The laughter stops almost immediately, as he melts into the floor.
>Honestly this doesn’t surprise you anymore.
>”Just ignore him.”
“Done and done… where’s the kitchen?”

>>19655450
>>19655160
>>19648791
You guys got pastebins

>>19655554
When I get home

>>19655450
>Discord
Hue
>>19655602
Are you writing this from mobile

>>19655618
Right now? Yep

>>19655450
>Discord and Twilight were having a conversation in the foyer.
>Perfect time for you to take everything you can out of the kitchen.
>You begin to dump any and all non-perishable food into the tarp.
>you tear open the next cabinet and let out a whistle.
“Hey there pretty ladies.”
>You take a couple of the ticker handles and wrap them up in dishtowels.
>You wrap up the tarp as it’s already having trouble closing, the grommets strain against the chord.
>Well, it’s time to stop planning and start having fun.
>There’s the vodka, here’s the orange juice.
>No container is big enough for the amount you made; as such you have several mismatched drinking apparatuses.
>Grabbing as many screwdrivers as you can you make your way back to the foyer.
>You use your back to push open the door and call out.
“Alright! Who wants a screwdriver!”
>Twilight raises her eyebrow and her ears flip back as you set down the drinks.
>”It’s ten in the morning”
>You grab the first one and begin to slam it down .
“You tryin’ to say this is a bad idea?”
>”Well it’s just that we have work to do and-“
“It’s fine, I can hold my liquor.”
>Discord takes one of the screwdrivers, snaps his fingers and settles in on a newly formed couch.
>”This should be good.”
“Hey up yours buddy I can hold my liquor.”

>>19655554
http://pastebin.com/u/Mossbergison

Give me a minute to upload this story.

>>19655633
Bravo! Writing from mobile is so hard. I had to write a couple posts in a greentext from mobile and it was brutal. I had such a bad headache after

>>19655771
I fucking love Anon

>>19641943
Bump

>>19655771
“Theeereee’s a yellow rose in Texas… I’m going theres to see!”
>You couldn’t hold your liquor.
“No odther feller knows, nobody onshly me!”
>After all, if you could you wouldn’t be in the library singing from the top of the stacks.
>How did you get up here, no clue, but Twilight left some time ago to fetch her prototype.
>You go to take another drink, aw what? It’s empty already.
“Hey-ey! Discoman how bout you make yer shelf useful and top me off here… eh, buddy?”
>Discord claps his mismatched limbs together and the glass was full again.
>”This is great.”
>He settles himself further into his seat and magics himself up some potato chips.
>The door swings open, Twilight trots in levitating a bunch of tools, behind her is spike.
>Migit dragon pushes the engine, thankfully there was a cart there to aid in it’s transportation.
“The engines here! Time fer work… Magic dude! Give me a hand here, or claw, or whatever.”
>With that you down the last of the screw driver and roll off the top of the stack.
>He doesn’t slow your fall at all, you hit the ground with a resounding thud.
“Ma-magic man… fix my bones please.”
>”Only because you asked so nicely.”
>A series of cracks comes from the lower half of your body as the bones men themselves.
“I’m back in the game! Letsh what you managed to put together.”
>You push spike out of the way and begin to inspect the 2-stroke.
>”Anon, are you sure you’re in any condition to-“
“Quiet you.”
>Your hand closes around her muzzle, if your focus wasn’t on the engine you would have been able to see expression.
>Discord does however, and he can’t contain his giggle fit, the look of surprise and discomfort pushing him over the edge.
>Suddenly you raise your glass, it’s still somehow intact after the fall, you pull it back down already full again.
“Thanksh you kindly.”

I'm out for now, got shit to do.

>>19642827
>running hurts if you dont wear shoes

what kind of pussy faggot are you?

I feel like anon and Spike would get along in this scenario. Basically, Spike is the only Dragon in Equestria, so he would kinda get how anon feels and they'd hit it off.

>>19656750
Obviously you haven't done enough barefoot running over hot tarmac.

>>19656767
>Spike is the only Dragon in Equestria
What do you mean? Spike already met some of his kind unlike Anon.

>>19656818
>Obviously you haven't done enough barefoot running over hot tarmac

Obviously, YOU haven't done enough barefoot running over hot tarmac. It only hurts the first week or so. Afterwards, you just get wooden skin.

>>19641943
>That Pic
seems like Robin Williams isn't having such a good time

>>19657161
Yup. Up in Alaska I lived in a trailer park with gravel roads. As a kid I'd run around barefoot all day. I had the strongest feet

>>19657330
>alaska
I hope for your sake you only did that during the few months there isn't fucking snow on the ground up here
fuck frostbite man
fuck it up the ass with a cactus

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>>19657293
too soon

>>19657410
Alaska durring the spring and summer is pretty great. It really isn't the Icecub people think it is

>>19641943
Bunp

>>19656844
I mean he's the only one that lives there. I mean I guess there was that Dragon that lives in the Everfree Forest, but the dragons during the dragon migration or whatever were just passing through. I mean yeah, he can go and meet other dragons whenever, but he's in the unique situation where he doesn't really fit in with them but he also doesn't really fit in with the ponies either.

>>19656445
More please
This is awesome
Anon and discord becoming buds... I'd love to read that

If you've been waiting for the next part, it's coming soon (In approx 1-2 hours, maybe less)
I am not kill

>>19657999
Fucking right!

>>19657999
Waiting for your story too mate
We didnt forget you
Dont forget that we love you and all writers__

Also...check'em

>>19648745
"Well, I do and don't, you see, humans aren't built for "lone survival", if you will, as you can see, I have no fur, so I can't keep warm, I... I... also... uh.."
>"What's wrong? Why'd you get so quiet all of the sudden?" Applejack asks, concern in her voice
"I... I'm all skin and bones... wow... there's my ribs...
>"You can see your RIBS?!"
>More concern from ponies? Seems like you've grown on them quickly, it's nice that they're so accepting
"Yeah... I also don't have any fat... to keep me warm, so I guess I don't need em for the in doors, but out doors, absolutely, also if you don't mind seeing a naked human walking around in the house..."
>"Well, it's not like we wear anything, so I guess it'd be alright"
>You gather your damn disgusting clothes off from the floor, and open the door, she seems shocked
"Something the matter?"
>"You... weren't lyin', that's for sure, you ARE just skin and bones"
"Heh, yeah, so, I don't mean to be rude, but may I have some of those delicious apples you talked about earlier? I am understandably hungry"
>"Oh, yeah, sure, you can have as many as you want, we won't have a skeleton working the fields, unless you want to be a scare crow, heh"
>Cracking jokes now? How long until you're basically family?... Family? huh, that's odd... you just realised, you haven't had one the whole time you've been here... you've been completely lonely... lonely... no friends, no one to help you, until just one little girl decided to help you out
>You walk into what you assume is the kitchen, a nice bowl of apples on the middle of a table, no one's here, you assume they all went to bed, since this is a farm, and the sun is making it's descent down towards the horizon
>"Dig in"
>You dig in, alright, you dig in with more ravenous hunger than a man who walked across the Mojave desert
>All the apples are reduced to cores in mere seconds
Hit the limit

>>19658512
Anon becomes friends with mane 6 I'm going to guess

>>19658512
>"Also, we decided that you won't be in the barn, instead you can sleep on the couch, out here"
>She points with a hoof to the couch in the next room
>That phrase is enough to bring tears of happiness to your eyes
>Quietly, you say
"Thank you... so much, for all of your help, I'll be in fields before you know it, bringing in plenty of crops for you, I owe you big time"
>"Sure thing, also I know a friend who should be able to help you with your clothes, seeing as these probably won't help you much, we could get you some new ones, and perhaps get you trimmed up? I know you said you don't got fur, but I'd say you got plenty on your face"
>You touch your chin, huh, you have a full beard, you really need to start caring for your body again
"Mind if I hit the sack?"
>"Not at all, there's some blankets next to the couch if you need em', g'night"
"Goodnight..."
>You lay down on the couch, grab a blanket, and fall asleep almost the instant your head hit the cushion

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>The next morning, the family gets up at their usual time, but decide to help their newest addition to their farm
>"I'll take these over to rarity's, see if she can fix em' up"
>She puts anon's clothes into her bag, and leaves
>"I think I'll stay here and keep him company, I think he'd like that" Applebloom suggests
>"I'll also wait here, I wanna ask him some things about himself" Granny smith says
>Big mac goes "Eyup" and leaves (I have no idea what he'd do)

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>You are applejack, and you're gonna help the human in your house, with new clothes
>Rarity's the element of generosity.. so she'll help, right?
>sure
>Maybe you can convince her to expand her boundaries or something
>You make it to her house, and knock on the front door, a few second later rarity answers
>"Ah, applejack, you're just in time, I need you to-"
"Uh, holdon, I got somethin' that's kinda urgent that I need you to do."
>"Oh? what do you need?"
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>>19658647
He might, might not, it'd help him though, since he is the lonely anon

>>19658743
Looking good

>>19658743
I feel like Applejack is being too nice too him.

Racist Barn Racist Barn 1 2 3 4

>>19658789
>Ahm the element of honesty here, ya now mister anon, and Ah just have to say that you're some stinkin' filthy one hell of a nigger, boy.

>>19658789
Ehu

>>19658743
"I need you to make clothes for... the human"
>"The what?"
"Ugh, the "Freaky alien", don't ask why, I just need some clothes for him, can you do that for me?"
>"Hmm... I don't know, I might be able to, It'd be a good challange to test my skills, do you have something I could perhaps have a reference from?"
"Well, yeah, let me take them inside"
>You walk in, and lay the clothes out on a table
>"Uh, why do they smell like something crawled inside of them and died?"
"Well, he's been homeless, not any more though, you don't need to keep these, just make something like them, not stylish, I need something sturdy, since he'll be wearing them out in the fields"
>"I never said I'd only make one set of clothing, why not several? Although I'm doing this for me, not for him, understand"
"Yeah, whatever your motives are, I just need some new ones for him"
>Rarity makes a sketch of the clothes, without all the holes, stains, rips, marks, and dirt

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>You are anon, and you've finally woken up from the first night you've gotten actual rest
>Look over, see that applebloom and granny smith are sitting in the other couches in the room
"Ah, good morning"
>"Oh, you're awake, I didn't know how long you where gonna be asleep" Applebloom says
>"I almost thought you weren't gonna wake up, glad I'm wrong, because I want you to tell me about yourself" Granny smith says
"Alright, can I tell you about it during breakfast?"
>"Sure, applebloom, would you mind making something real quick? maybe some pancakes?"
>"Alright, granny"
>as she goes and prepares to cook breakfast, granny smith asks you several questions
>"So, where are you from?"
"From a planet called "Earth"
>"That's an interesting name, what's it like?"
"Hmm, where to start? well, It's got 7 continents, many languages, almost too many to count, Most of the surface is covered in an ocean of salt water..."

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>>19658948
>Freaky Alien

>>19658789
Yeah, but character developement is boring, and just assume that applebloom convinced them all to pity him enough to not be such a bad guy

>>19658963
Ol' ways die hard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLMU90Aa2Oo

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>>19658963
> character development is boring
u dun goof'd with that post.

Don't get me wrong I'm liking your story so far, a solid 7/10.
But good character development can make or break a good story.
Minion_Dribble's Rarity and Trixie stories are a perfect example.

>>19641943
>Anon wants to give up and die alone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE

>>19659042
I'm sure there will be more development. He just didn't want to kill too much time at the beginning of the story explaining why Applejack decided to help

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>>19659107
That I can understand and support.
I've just seen so many stories with good potential end up pic related
due to half-assery

>>19659165
I wrote a green text once, and my story started out really slow, due to development. But I think it was worth it at the end of the story. It just makes the story that much more realistic and believable

>>1965743 If you want some more character development, don't hesitate to ask

>Back at rarity's, she's been making a up a storm, and had applejack wash anon's clothes, which she could have done herself, but wanted to start making new clothes before she fixed those
"Well, they look a bit better now, not as dirty and filth covered anymore, and the soap should help to get that awful smell out..."
>"Applejack, I need you to come in here and tell me if these are alright"
>She's done already? that was fast
> As you walk in, you see many sets of clothing that are similar to anon's old ones, but you're not sure if they're acceptable
"Well... these aren't for me to judge, they're for anon after all"
>"Is his name anon?"
"Yeah, but he'd have to come here to look at em, or I could take them back to him, but I think you'd rather have him give his criticism"
>"Hmm, I suppose"
"Also, can you finish cleaning these? and fix em up, too, since they're the only thing that I know he can wear"
>"Fine, allow me"
>With a shine of light, and a burst of magic, his clothes look, and smell, much better
"Alright, I'll be back with him"
>"I'll see you then, now to get back to..."

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>You are anon again
>Well, you've finished giving granny smith all the information about earth you can, you wonder if she'll remember any of it, who knows
"So, yeah, our planet doesn't have some powerful being raising the sun every day, it just rotates all on it's own"
>"That's odd, I can't imagine there not being a princess around to give us the sun every day"
>Just then, the door opened, and in walked applejack
"Ah, hello again"
>"Hey, I got these fixed up for yah"
>she pulls out your old clothes from her bag, and they're not fucking disgusting, how about that
"Hey, thanks very much"
>"Ah, don't mention it, since we need you to be healthy and comfortable if you're really gonna help around the farm, and my friend made some more clothes for you"
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