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The True Waifu of the Universe

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Sunset thread?

Sunset thread.

>Her favorite cigarette is Marlboro menthol lights, because regular menthol makes her sick, and reds make her very sick.
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>>19633179
Even though that looks like a regular menthol in that pic, I agree
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>>19633179
>implying she would smoke
My waifu wouldn't be perfect if she had lung cancer faggot
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>>19633222
>dem dubtrips have spoken
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>>19633236
>>19633236
Fine antismokinghorsefuckerextreme, I'll go off of what >>19633179 said and say that she used to smoke when she was a hot bitch, then quit when she became cute n' quiet, because her newfound friends told her it was bad for her. Better, faggot?
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>>19633222
Good show m8!
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>>19633222
>>19633222
>>19633222
>>19633222
>>19633222
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>>19633179
>has three fingers instead of four
This ain't 2005.
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>>19633236

No all smokers have lung cancer.

Just like how not all gays have aids.
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>>19633339
>>19633433
>one lousy number off
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>>19633433
>Not all gays have AIDS
Nigga wut
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>>19633433
>>19633480
All gays on Ponychan has AIDS.
Just like how everyone on Ponychan has AIDS.

>My favorite pose of sunset is pic related
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>>19633309
>>19633433
I used to not care, but when an entire side of my family all died from smoking related problems it kinda set me against them.
Granted I'm a gigantic hypocrite for slowly killing my liver with bourbon, but still, I don't like thinking of lovers smoking
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>>19633535
My mom has terminal breast cancer, the docs said it was "from smoking hurr durr dun do it" but others believe it was from a mistake in her thyroid medication. To that end, even though my mom has cancer, I still smoke. Life's too short to worry about dying. However not everyone agrees with me, and that's okay.
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>>19633535
I know what you're going though, but please, my feels can only take so much
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>>19633339
I came to this face so hard
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>>19635299
Imagine her smacking your diamond dick in between her hands.
>yfw pic related
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bumping for my true love.
baconpone.
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>>19633236
This.
>>19633309
Nope, smoking is a faggot act that she would never scar herself with.
>>19633433
>>19633535
>>19633604
>>19633664
>>19635915
Faggots.
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GET THE FUCK OFF OF PAGE 10
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Name something sexual you would do with Baconpone.
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>>19637990
You sound like a nice guy. I would totally do the same thing.
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Ain't she fucking adooowable, now?
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>>19638053
I want to give her a hug sooo bad now...
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>>19638075
>Aaaaaanon! You're going, l-like, to make me blush!
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>>19638099
[Squees internally] I would, really! You're awesome Sunset. I hope everything in life goes well for you.
even if I can never be with you ;_;
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>>19638124
>Well, just keep trying...who knows, maybe one day...
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>>19638053
She was always adorable, you casual
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>>19638157
Nah, a little more now that she dropped the "crush my opponents, hear the lamentations of their wives" stance.
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>so what are you going to show me now th- ANON!!! YO- oh....oooooh......
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>>19638171
>mfw

You are just the worst type of casual, arentcha.
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>>19638179
L-lewd..
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>>19638182
Oh anon, please, she's still sexy. I just happen to like her a little less psychopath, that's all.
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>>19638207
Nigger please, Brash Sunset is best Sunset.

Admittedly Im glad her cuteness is really showing lately
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>>19638221
Cute Shimmer is going to rock your world, just wait and see
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>Anon...? What's up? You've been silent for the last 10 minutes...Did I do something wrong?
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>>19638264
I really hope by the end of this movie she regains some confidence. I'd hate it if she was reduced to Fluttershy 2.0
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>>19638370
Come on, she's not that awkward...she's just afraid that people will remember her for being "that crazy mutated gal who wanted to rule us with an iron fist and ended in fits of tears"
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>>19638354
How about a kiss, for luck?
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>>19638505
Just be thankful I'm giving you a good show
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I can imagine Sunset rolling her own like every sane, reasonable person on a tight budget should
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>>19638515
Does it make me a beta for wanting to bow down and lick her cunt?
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>>19638660
just hetero
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>>19633179
I used to think of her as a daft cunt but now I'm starting to warm up to her. Have to admit, she is kind of adorable.
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>>19638430
Im not talking about being awkward, im talking about being so insecure to the point she's incompetant
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I want her to wrap her legs around my head and facefuck me with her cunt.
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I just want to hug her and tell her everything will be fine
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>>19638844
This too.
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>>19637948
Lick her butthole and suck her toes. Eat her out until she came and keep going until she finally gets control of her spazzing body long enough to push me away as she finishes her orgasm.
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>>19638998
This nigga gets it
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Bumping the best thread in the universe
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I bet Sunset talks shit on XBL
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>>19639127
And then calls you back, tearful, beggin for you not to hate her.
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remember how it all began?
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>>19639171
>F-for real, anon! I'll do a-a-A-ANYTHING you want!
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>>19639185
Eeyup ;-;
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>>19639219
Anything is a dangerous offer, Ms. Shimmer...
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>>19639291
>...just shut up and fuck me silly, ok?
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/5/18/630529.jpeg
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>>19638748
You know I did a second one.
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>>19639513
My poor beautiful baconbutt. Bring it here and I'll rub it better.
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I made a Steam group for those of us who like the old Sunset Shimmer better.

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/SunShimmerSol
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>>19639651
This is good... Isn't it...?
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>hfw You try to impress her

>tfw you will never impress her
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>>19640164
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>>19633179
Fuck all you guys. I've never had any real opinion towards Sunset Bacon, bit here I am, seeing this picture, and fut the wuck, I have something in common with this reformed antagonist

Along with a diamond cock
Sad, I know, just because she smokes, but idgaf.[?spoiler]
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Why do I fine sunset smoking to be hot?
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>>19640426
Because you have great taste
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>>19640426
bad girls are hot
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>She will never break your windshield for looking at other girls.

Life is pain
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>>19640583
>tfw she'll never break up with you over this, only to obsess about getting you back because she's so lonely without you.
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>>19640666
>tfw You'd never leave her for the same reasons.
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>>19640714
>tfw she practically controls every aspect of your life, but does so in such a way that you'd never risk defying her in the first place

I'm not okay with this. I'm a twifag, I'm not supposed to be getting these feels for Bacon Shimmer
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>>19640753
>"All I could ever ask for, is to be admired... I don't deserve your love, Anon."
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>>19640771
Anon... Stahp it, Anon... My feels... my well and truly Bacon-manipulated feels...
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>>19640833
>"It's Okay. I- ... I understand. I couldn't do that to you or myself.

>"I don't want to hurt anybody any more"

>She places a hand on her chest to soothe her thumping heart and looks off to her side.

>"I.... I don't want to HURT... any more"
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>>19640889
>hug the fuck outta her
Welp, looks like that time you tried to rule the world you did something weird to me, cause I'm feeling I'm going to keep holding you...and never let go.
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>>19640912

>She places her hands on your chest, before gently pushing herself away.

>"I... I can't let you do that, Anon."
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>>19640889
Dammit Bacon-hair... OK. I can love you too. Even if you DID try to destroy my waifu.

>tfw there's no rules against multiple waifus
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>>19640968
Sigh...Sunset.

We go through this shit every time. We both hate being lonely, I get it. But, do you really think that separating over and over again is going to help this? Help us?

God damn, girl. Like it or not, I'm crazy about you. I hate going through the whole break-up/make-up process with you, and I know you hate it too. Why do we do this to ourselves?
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>>19640971
>no rules against having multiple waifus
>implying
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>>19640968
>smirk
well then, my dear...guess you'll have to hurt me again...and again...and again...and again...till you manage to dry out all of the love I have for you. Just a warning tho: I seriously hope you don't have anything important to do, in the next 75 years. I can be very persistent.
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>>19641028
B-but, sunset, I... ah... but mah Twilight... and the princessness and...

Ah fuggit. Sunset, be my side-waifu.
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>>19641061
sorry anon, didn't mean to reply to you. That was my reply to SS.
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>She shakes her head.

>"Me... The way I am... I can't ever have anything.. Real."

>"No amount of sex, or 'I love yous' is going to change that."

>A slight smile crosses her lips.

>"Im okay with being alone. After all I've done... It's only right."
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>>19641107
Yeah, yeah, blah blah blah, I stopped listening before you could say no.

So wanna eat together? My treat.
Or anything else.
Cause I'm not going to leave you.
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>>19641107
Is...is that really what you think?

That you can't change?

I hate to break it to you, but we've all done things we're not proud of.

Granted, your case is a bit...different, but Sunset, you can't keep doing this to yourself.

I don't care about any of that, well the sex is pretty awesome and so are the moments we have, but why on Earth do you think I stick around?

I sure as hell don't do it because I hate you.
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>>19641107
Nonononono, A girl such as-

WTF AM I DOING. IM TALKING TO AN ANON, NOT SUNSET!!!@?€?#$

Goddammit, I don't care.

Sunset, there is never a need to be alone. Ill be here
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>>19641107
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzQWmAwNNCw
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>"I've lost more then you know..."

>"I've alienated hundreds, enslaved them for my own desires..."

>"I've fallen from the grace of one who I once called 'Mom' "

>"I can't stay here..."

>"Anon.... Come with me"
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>>19641163
I'm already by your side
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>>19641163
Looks like I'm in this for the long haul. Sorry Twi.

So, where to?
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I really want to be with Sunset Shimmer in the Russian Civil War, both of us manning a ???????. Oh, how much fun we would have. She would steer the valiant steeds first towards, then away from the monarchist White Army scum, and I would blast away at the pro-Tzar Cossacks, watching as they and their horses are struck by bullets, tumbling into the plains, swimming into pools of their own blood, while their own bullets ineffectually whiz past our love-cart and ricochet off the plates of my machine gun. All of this while this song plays on a radio: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5E4l78Ka50

Then once the skirmish is over, we would go back to camp and have best sexy-times.

I don't even know why.
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"Yes... That's it Sunset, you're doing just perfect.... Keep him entranced and fooled... You will give offer him to me."

>Her eyes shut tight. Sunset gasps quietly before setting her sights back to you.

>".... I.... Uh.... C-C'mon.... Anywhere but here..."

>She turns, her hair swinging across her neck as she makes her way out of the Gymnasium of CHS
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>>19641277
>You will give offer him to me
>All of a sudden a thunder strikes outside
>The roof of the gymnasium gets tore away
>Over it, Twalot is hovering, her wings spread
BE CAREFUL ANON!!!
her grammar is awful!!!
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>>19641277
Franker doesn't matter when Dubs, also, because it's-

>>19641311
Shimmer? W-where are we going?
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>>19633179
Might as well leave this here. It's a small pastebin with two cute stories about SS and Anon
http://pastebin.com/u/V-4
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>>19641374
Grammar* God damn autocorrect
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ANON, GET AWAY! THAT'S NOT SUNSET SHIMMER!!!

SUNSET!! YOU CAN FIGHT IT!!! YOU ONCE TOLD ME YOU LOVED ANON MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!! FIGHT FOR IT!!!

...I believe in you!
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>>19641264
>yfw she defects from the Soviet Union
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FOOOLS!
She's nothing more than a puppet! I can do whatever I want with her! AND NOW I'M GOING TO SWALLOW YOUR VERY SOULS!!!
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>>19641457
So now I've had the awful moment of thought about it, Sunset is a pony in the human world. She only knows the social norms of Equestria but has to adapt to having a human body. With all the perks and drawbacks.

Imagine the terror of finding out there is no estrus cycle and pregnancy can happen at random every month with anyone only after she's had a ton of sexual conquests during the weekend thinking she was in the clear.

>mfw telling her the news
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>>19641502
Come at me fgt
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>>19641502
Except that's not how your magic works!
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It...hurts...
K...kill me...I beg you...
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Okay, I was having fun replying and f5ing my ass off, but now its just stupid.
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>>19641500
No.
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>>19641553
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>>19641553
HA. take it. Sold that useless thing a long ways back.

>>19641502
Its okay, Shimmer, I'm here. She can't hurt me. You're stronger than this. Remember!
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>>19641568
Subtle.

I like it.
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>...anon?
>Anon!
>ANON!!!!
>what the fuck, anon. I asked you to wait for me, and you got high on shrooms again? What are you hallucinating on, now? Demons? Possessions? Flying anthro girls?
>...jeez, I don't even know why I insist going out with you
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>>19641609
>implying I would use shrooms
Alcohol and pony will forever be my only vices
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>>19641609
c-cause you love me?
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>>19641609
Shrooms my ass. I've got the same amount of LSD in me as you do. Remember that soda from earlier?
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>"Quiet! ... Im scheming..."
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>>19641687
stop asking stupid questions, anon
Of course I love you. A lot.

Now, let's go.
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>>19641716
Why did that affect me? I did not ask for this feel.
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ITT: guys pretending to date fictional girls who are just guys pretending to be fictional girls
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>>19641716
Where to, Shimmer?
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...m-my room...
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>>19633179
Needs more lewd SS.
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>>19641874
This expands the dong significantly
wha-whe- huh what? Sure, ummm is there something you need to tell me without prying ears about?
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>>19641973
>you two get in her room
>she kisses you
>you fuck like there's no tomorrow
>afterwards she ends up cuddling on your side, a faint happy smile on her cute cheeks
>"...please don't you ever leave me, anon"
The end.
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>>19642046
This is acceptable.
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>you will never get drunk off cheap Russian with Sunset Shimmer and butcher the old Soviet song "The Sacred War" while watching a film depicting the Battle of Stalingrad
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>>19642160
I don't know why, but pony shimmer doesn't expand the dong.
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>>19642257
>one eye going through her hair
>other eye missing
what the magic fuck up is going on here?
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>>19641989
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>>19641989
someone get a writefag
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>>19642284

Imagine being able to travel with her between both worlds at will, and being able to love, cuddle, and fuck her in either pony or human form. Imagine being able to change your own form at will, so you can switch it up: human x human, human x pony, pony x pony, pony x human. Reminds me of "Our Last Goodbye" by RagingSemi.

And you can do all this while living the high school life with her in Canterlot High, or living the magical life in pony Equestria. Two heavens apiece.
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>>19633179
GIVE ME MORE LEWD
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>>19642616
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You faggots make me sick. Get off of page 10.
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This entire thread has given me a massive boner. It sucks cause its literally pushing my laptop off of my lap..
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>Oh yes reform me! I've been such a bad girl!
>Punish me with your dick Anon!
>Teach me more about the magic of friendship!
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>>19644295
did you make that yourself anon?
I want more if you did
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>>19644387
Yes I did. What would you like? Got any suggestions?
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>>19644476
lewd
lots of lewd
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get back to page 1!!!!!!!!
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>>19639325
Mission accepted.
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Squatting in an old abandoned building with no food, money or worldly possessions.
The cold harsh reality of the world can get to you, but luckily I wasn't alone.
"A-anon, are my pants dry yet?" A bottomless Sunset Shimmer stood behind me.
"I told you to be careful in this building, it's your fault you tripped and fell in that gunk."
"Hey! Its not like I meant to!"
"I understand, just go wait by the fire barrel and stay warm."
"I.. I.." Sunset stood blushing still unable to get the words to leave her lips.
"I wish you wouldn't act so nervous around me, I'm not going to bite."
"Right.. Well, I'll just, go wait by the fire."
"Sunset wait!"
"W-what is it?"
"I love you."
"W-what?! You.. Jerk, don't tease me like that!" Said Sunset looking sad walking back toward the fire barrel.
"Who said I was teasing."

The next day Sunset and I went to a local convenience store. I talked to the store owner keeping him distracted with talk of current events and the news while Sunset hid items in her clothing. She made it out with an armload of stuff.
"Well, I guess I'll see you later, I'm gonna go eat breakfast."

We got back to the building. Several egg sandwiches and bottles of coffee as well as some batteries for an old radio we found.
"I can't believe we've been reduced to petty crime."
"It should be a crime to overcharge that much at a convenience store in the first place." I said placing the batteries in and tuning the radio to a pleasant Jazz station.
"Can you at least pretend some of this affects you?" Said Sunset annoyed.
"What are you upset about? Good music, good food, good company. What else do we need?"
"I.. I guess you're right."
I relaxed in relative comfort listening to the Jazz while enjoying my meal.
"Did you say something?" Sunset chuckled.
"Nothing."
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>>19645479
Later that night.
Sunset said she was going to go off on her own. I sat in relative silence next to a crackling fire. The jazz the only mild amusement I required. It sure was going to be a cold night. I hoped she would be warm enough with that hoodie.
Several hours went by, I hoped she'd be back soon, I was getting tired and It'd be nice if she came back to huddle next to me again.
Nothing, more hours went by, she never returned. I tossed another piece of wood on the fire and slept alone on the ground.

The next morning.

I awoke to the clack of heels on the cement.
"Wake up Anon, we're rich!"
A flutter of money came raining down on me."
"W-what?"
"Go ahead, pick it up! You're taking me out to breakfast this morning ok?"
"So much.. Money, Sunset where did you-" She put a finger over my mouth
"Don't worry about it, breakfast!" I groaned scratching my head, I was pretty hungry, I guess an explantation would have to wait.

We went to Red Robins for breakfast. Eggs bacon and waffles with a tall glass of orange juice. Sunset just ordered pancakes. Although she seemed to be more focused with watching me eat than actually eating herself. She smiled, gazing longingly at me as I ate my meal.
"Thanks Sunset, this was really nice of you."
"What are friends for right?" It was a sweet sentiment. But I couldn't help feeling something wasn't quite right.
"Sunset, where did you, where did you get all this money, come to think of it, thats a pretty expensive looking jacket, and.. those pumps look new too."
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>>19645520
"I uh, I went out and got a job." She said smiling sheepishly. No way, this was way too much money, and in one night? Something was up. But.. Should I press the issue? I'm really curious how she did it. But, on the other hand, this is a good moment, and there won't be any drama if I just let it go. Besides, if Sunny gets a bunch of money it's not like its doing any harm.
"Good for you Sunny, I'm glad you found employment."
"Thanks. Also we're staying in a hotel tonight, no more sleeping on the streets for us!"
"T-thats.." No I wouldn't.. Things are going too good, I'm not going to press the issue.
"Thats awesome Sunny."
"Mmhm, I notice you didn't decline my offer to stay in the same hotel room. I could get you your own if you're really opposed to it."
"Of course not, its cheaper that way anyhow right?"
"Right.. It's cheaper.." Sunset looked disapointed.

We went around shopping for most of the day picking up little things here and there. Sunsets spending splurge had me feeling a bit guilty. I resisted the urge to ask her where she got the money. The more time we spent, the more I felt like I knew what it was anyhow.

We got to the hotel later that night.
Sunset picked out a one bed hotel room for the both of us.

"Whew, it's been a long day, I am bushed!" Said Sunset.
"Yeah, you must be tired after not sleeping for most of last night."
"I am. But I'm ok, really. I'm gonna get in the shower, care to join me?" She said with a wink.
"Haha, very funny Sunset." I said.
"I.. I wasn't joking.. If.. you want to.. Ugh! Fine.. You know, you can be a real jerk sometimes." Sunset looked frustraited and made her way to the bathroom closing the door.
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>>19645545
I knew she wasn't kidding. Its not like I don't notice her advances. I just want to take things slow. But I did feel bad this time, maybe I should have showered with her.. It's not like I don't want to see her naked. Whatever, too late for regrets anyhow.
Sunset came out wearing a clean pair of p.js and a towel wrapped around her head.
"Ahh, much better. How do I look Anon?"
"Cute."
"Thanks! Are you all ready to get cozy with your cute friend?" She had bags under her eyes, and I could tell she was trying to get me to admit some kind of emotion toward her. It worked.
"Yes." I wrapped my arms around her and nestled my head against her. She looked surprised.
"I-"
"Hope you don't mind if I snuggle extra close tonight."
"I don't mind at all! I.. I would like that actually, a lot."
We got under the covers and cuddled next to each other.
"Hey Sunny.."
"Yeah Anon?"
"I want to talk to you about something."
"Go ahead Anon, it's just us here."
"I.. I think I know where you got the money..
"Anon I-"
"And I'm ok with it." Sunset breathed a heavy sigh.
"I saw the sign for strippers wanted. You'd been so kind taking care of me, even though I was nothing but a burden to you. I wanted to repay you, even if it meant whoring myself out."
"Sunset, I'm sorry I made you feel that way. Just know that I don't need all of this stuff to be happy."
"Really?"
"Its nice to have, even so, I feel terrible that you had to do this.."
"Shh, don't worry about me. B-but thanks, I'm glad you care, and I'm glad you're ok with it." I turned her around to face me. I was going to give in again. I pulled her shoulders and her body close and slowly went in for a kiss. I felt my lips crash against hers, she didn't resist, I could taste her mouth. I ran my hand along the back of her head feeling her soft damp hair against my fingers.
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>>19645572
We spent a few minutes like that gently and passionately kissing.
"I.. I'm going back to work tommorrow."
"Ok, well, I'm sad I won't get to see you." Sunset blushed at this.
"W-well.. Actually you can get in for free if you get in with me, the manager said that'd be ok when I signed on."
"You're ok with me watching you strip?"
"Sure, I mean, I did it for some strangers last night. But, you're someone I care about, deeply."
"I.. Care about you deeply as well Sunny, I always have."


The next day.

I was sitting with front row seats to a strip show. A beer in my hand and new clothes she had bought me. I'd never actually been to a strip joint so I was curious how it'd all turn out.

The show started, the music began, the lights dimmed around the stage, and the girls came out. Wild cheers from the crowd as the girls came on stage. Slowly they stripped down exposing sexy laungerie.
Sunset was amoung them taking center stage, wearing long boots and fishnets a red thong and a tight red bra. She spotted me in the crowd smiling and giving me a sexy wink as she grinded up on the pole in front of her.
The moment of truth came when she undid the strap of her bra flinging her hair forward in front of her chest, leaning forward the bra came off, flinging her hair up again, her chest exposed to the world, flinging the bra to the crowd and the wild cheers erupted from the audience.

After the show I met up with Sunset.
"Hey you did pretty good up there."
"Aww thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it. You know," She ran her hand down my chest,
"I got really turned on thinking about doing all of that just for you." She kissed me, and i reciprcated wrapping my arms around her.
"Come on, let's get something to eat." I said with her under my arm.

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Comments, rates and critiques are appreciated.
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>>19645607
>>19645572
>>19645545
>>19645520
>>19645479
My waifu would never be homeless. I would steal for her. But I like the story, was gr8 m8. 8/10
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>smoking
>ever

Breathing tar into your lungs is fucking disgusting, not to mention smelly

Anyone who smokes cigarettes is a retard of the highest caliber
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>>19645607
great story mate, but like this guy said:
>>19645630
I would fucking rob a bank to keep her from having to do that
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>>19645665
anyone who bitches and complains like how you're doing is a retard of the highest caliber. Take it to tumblr.
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>>19645724
Smoker detected
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>>19645739
not a smoker, but even we nonsmokers can take only so much of hyper /fit/ness before we get annoyed
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>>19645739
>>19645665

I smoke. Deal with it.
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HURR DURR SMOKING BAD
DUN DO IT

HURR DURR YOU SHOULD CARE ABOUT OUR OPINIONS

BECAUSE WE DONT SMOKE

That's just autistic. LET BACONPONE DO WHAT SHE WANTS
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>>19645781
Enjoy your yellow teeth and cancer you disgusting faggot
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>>19645801
When her teeth become yellower than her skin, you'll reconsider
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>>19645807
Oh, gosh! The searing pain of your words!
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>>19645801
I'm not going to let my waifu slowly kill herself with cancer sticks.
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>all these edges
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>>19645836
/pol/ bets you 10 shekels you wouldnt say that if she was still badass baconpone
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>>19645835
It'll be nothing compared to the searing pain in your chest when you're doubling over from combined emphysema and bronchitis at age 35
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>>19645872
This time, /pol/ was wrong
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>>19645828
>implying people wouldn't bang her brains out regardless of the color of her teeth
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>>19645897
>2000+7+7
>/pol/ being wrong

Lol okay
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>>19645897
/pol/ is never wrong, imbecile
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>>19645897
Oy vey gevalt, shut it down!
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>>19645982
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I just can't get over the fact that their bodies are 70% legs
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>>19646081
So much this.
It seems like they were shorter in EQG1.

>CAPTCHA: PORTAL 1
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>>19646111
my...celestia...
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>>19646081
>>19646111
>>19646129
legs are good
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>>19646161
That's not Sunset, fgt
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>>19646161
Agreed, although they are a bit vertically challenged
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>>19646183
no, but legs.
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>>19646161
No, not this much leg, this is too much leg

These things are unholy abominations
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>>19646184
>dat vertical challenge
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>>19646216
>dat comparison
Holy fuck that made me laugh.
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>>19646216
MAY THE POWER OF CELESTIA CLEANSE YOU, SPAWN OF SATURN
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>>19646216
How fast do their hearts have to beat to keep their legs from dying?
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>>19646335
>SPAWN OF SATURN

THEY CAME FROM THE DEPTHS OF EUROPA
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>>19646372
Makes sense.
>extra long legs and big ass feet help paddle away from predators
>they became an intelligent race through millions of years
>evolved from pones
>discovered hyperfusion, created artificial "Star" in europa
>Big eyes used to help see in the dark, hundreds of thousands of years ago
>Hasbro found out from NASA and profited from the idea

>>19646343
>huge hearts evolved to sustain circulation

Human world equestria was under europa all along.
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>>19646484
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>>19646532
Hah. I get it.
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You aren't dying just yet!
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>>19647513
Not today.
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>>19647513
Never!
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So what are our chances of losing her to Flash Sentry by the end, fellow Shimfags?
If I were to be unbiased, I'd say roughly:
55% - Brad
45% - Us
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>>19647839
Right thereafter, guvnah. But who said that fandoms let anything like marriage get them down.
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If Sunset grew a futacock for a day would you suck it?
Or would you abandon her until she returned to normal?
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>>19648042
I'd ride that fucking shit till the day I died.
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>>19648042
>Get down on my knees bowing before her cock.
>Gently place my hand upon her shaft.
>Stroke her dick with my hand
>Look up at her face smiling at me
>Lovingly continue to rub her cock with my hand.
>Take her into my mouth letting the tip slowly sink in first.
>Pull back, and then take more of her in.
>Pull back again this time take the full length all the way to the back deepthroating her.
>Put my hands at my sides kissing her dick.
>Kiss lick and suck on her balls.
>Run my tongue from the base of her shaft all the way to the tip and then continue to suck her tip while looking up at her until she cums.
>Give her a few minutes to recover.
>Then turn around and offer her my ass, spreading my cheeks for her.
>Feel the pressure as her dick penetrates my anus for the first time.
>Thank her as she puts the full length of her dick inside of me.
>Take her dick the best I can moaning as she does.
>Feel her cum inside my ass.
>Feel her stroke my hair lovingly wrapping her arms around me with her dick still inside me.

Allow her to do this every time she grows a futacock.
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>>19648654
Fuck yes, this
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Hardly anything worse than being late to a perfectly good thread.

Bumping in the hopes that we get some writefags here.
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>>19646216
More legs for wrapping around your head while plunging your face deep into into her sparkly twat.
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>>19633179
I want to tell sunset that I love and forgive her.
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bump for the best waifu
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Also forgot to ask if Trixiefags are still welcome. Still a bit lacking in Sunset and may have to resort to bumping with bluemagic down the line.
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After two years she'd finally get him to recognize her, to acknowledge her.
He would finally hold her in his arms and keep her warm at night.
She took him out buying them both Popsicles. She led him over to a bench. The moment of truth.
"Oops!" Sunset said dropping her Popsicle.
"Oh, that's a shame. you'd better go get another one."
"Oh, that's ok, I guess I'll just go without." Said Sunset hoping he'd take the bait.
"Oh, alright I guess." Said Anon continuing to suck his Popsicle. Shit, it backfired.
"Uh, on second thought, I think I actually do want one." She said smiling at him. Anon gave her a clueless look.
"Well, go get one then, I know you have enough to buy another one."
"W-well, I mean, it's an awful waste, I mean, how about you and I share?"
"Share? As in, swap millions of germs? I'll pass."
"Please? Please, let me, suck your Popsicle."
"Do I have to? I mean, that's kinda icky."
"Please? I just want to suck it for a little bit."
"Um.. Well ok I guess."
"Great!" Sunset grabbed his wrist Popsicle still in hand, she took his Popsicle into her mouth. This was it, the thing that would finally get his attention. She'd do one of the most passionate thing a woman could do for a man. All those hours practicing sucking on hot dogs and other Popsicles. He'd see her technique and finally get his attention. She pulled her hair back gently sucking his Popsicle. She could see him giving her weird looks.
She kept going, she kept sucking, taking it out and licking the length of it. She hoped his dick would be as sweet, that this is how wonderful it'd be to suck him. Anon tried to pull away.
"A-anon is something-" His hand came across her face the Popsicle hit the ground. He looked at her in disgust, slowly he walked away from her.
His slap stung hard. She couldn't hold back the tears as they streamed down her face. 'He probably wasn't ready. He just thought we were out for ice cream and I totally ruined it.' The juice from the Popsicle stuck to her face.

END
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/r/ Doing hurtful things to Sunset shimmer. Also abuse of sunset shimmer in general such as black eyes, or cuts or bruises.
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Top drek
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>>19650622

Please kill yourself.
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>>19650980
I'm a bad person for wanting to see abused Sunset.
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>>19650622
Why?
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>>19633433
It's not if, but when.
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I want to see Sunset Shimmer wearing Links Clothes and traveling with a fairy.
Sorry if that sounds autistic.
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>>19650980
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DO YOU LOVE SUNSET SHIMMER??
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>>19651535
I want to eat her pussy.
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Bumping with Shimmer-related project.
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>>19652088
>Filename
>Accurate
> ;_;
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>>19652168
I'm happy that you've found someone Sunset.
Listen here you little faggot Sunset is mine, and unless you want to be eating your teeth for breakfast I'd suggest never speaking to her again.
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Bump for Celestia's Fallen.
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Alright here we go.

It's Sunset's birthday but you've forgotten about it entirely for one reason or another. Material wise you don't have anything you know she wants off-hand.

Sunset seems sad about it but she tells you not to worry and that being with you is present enough.

What do you do in this scenario?
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>>19651187
not autistic, but potentially funny as hell
the fairy would be anon of course if this was written
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>>19652683
Writefags. I beseech thee.
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>>19652673
ice cream
ice cream fixes birthdays like nothing else, double true for women
then rent a movie and cuddle together
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>>19652673
Fancy Dinner.
Spend all the dollars
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Lets reverse the situation, it's your birthday and for one reason or another Sunset has forgotten it.

She didn't get you anything nor does she have any material possessions you want.

She tells you shes super sorry and that she'll do anything to make it up to you.

Do you forgive her? If so, what can she do to make it up to you?
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>"Anon, did you grab my homework off my bed like I asked...?"

>Uncomfortable silence

>"Dude... Come on..."
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>>19652990
I...what?
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>>19652984
Dude of course. I myself never really held birthdays to any kind of importance.

Sunset can do no wrong in my eyes.
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>>19652984
If anyone is at the age where they get upset over someone forgetting their birthday, they're probably at the age where they wouldn't know what to do with a woman offering herself up.

Forgive/Forget
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>>19652990
Uh, shit.. I'm sorry babe. Do you want me to run home and get it for you?
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>>19653007
>>19653009
The same. Honestly being with her would pretty much be the best gift of all.
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>>19653016
>"OoooH! Yeah, let me come with you."

>"I think we've still got a while before the bell rings....~"
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>>19633179
When did you autistic fags making my favorite pony a fucking smoker? This is some tumblr faggotory right here. I'd say you should feel bad but I know most of you fags don't understand basic emotions.
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>>19653094
the fuq I crying about nigga? We didn't draw the picture

Dry your tears pussy
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>>19653074
Hehehe, if you wanted to ditch class all you had to do was say so.

Let's go home and cuddle and play Majoras mask again.
After that we can get pizza and fuck if you want.
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>>19653094
Nothing is sacred. Everything is corrupted. Get used to it.
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>>19652683
>Anon would make a good fairy. Better than Navi by a longshot I imagine. Getting to use all that Zelda knowledge to help her and possibly impress her.

>Plus it's nice to imagine those tights hugging Sunsets ass, in that short tunic. accentuating her curves.

>Watching her crush monsters with all of Links weapons. Being the one who helps her do it.

>Having her hold your small body close as she sleeps against a tree keeping you safe and warm.
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Good morning...
Just had my 1st cup of coffee and passed b... ...

....Sunset, what in the frigg are ya doin in my room?
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>>19653304
Y-you lucky bastard.
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>>19653256
This is a thing I did not know I needed.

Until now.

WRITEFAGS, I BEG OF YOU.
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>>19653319
Lucky? She's just sitting in the rear watching me with this mischievous grin. Someone call Twi, I think, she's plotting again...
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The heck?!
Twilight! Sunset's here again! Get her out!
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>>19653383
Do you even know where you are right now fgt?
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>>19653427
Yeah, I still do not approve of bacon bitch plotting here. My area is a no plotting zone
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>>19653441
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>>19653447

No U
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>>19653441

Mmm.. Sunset's dirty plot.

Uh, yes, please send her over right away. I'll uh, make sure she doesn't do any more plotting.
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>>19653464
On second thought, no, I let her stay
Trixie, I know thats you
You won't get her for your ~tricks
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>>19653494
Goddamn it you generic anime protagonist. Don't you have some damsel to go save while being an obnoxious mary sue, being generally clueless and shouting all your attacks at the top of your lungs?

Just hand her over. Don't fight me please, I can't win against a main character.
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>>19653494
Do not bring Trixie in this
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>>19653544
No damsel in my Anime, I'm afraid...
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>>19653572
no but probably about 70+ harem members fighting over you while you're still trying to figure out how your dick works
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>>19653589
Or maybe just a fuckton of cute boys taller than him and fighting for his attentions.

God, Japan, pls!
Do something new!
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>>19653589
>>19653605
They're all jelaous

Also, Sunset, get your hands of my coffee!
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>>19653623
Keisukewhatsyourname, pls. Nobody here has the slightest idea which crappy anime you're from.

So why don't you grab your katana, the oath you probably made to your father before he died (before discovering he wasn't your real dad cause you're some kind of shinigami / demon king / whatever) and your slutty little sister and scram? We're trying to romance our regular, non weeb waifu here.
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>>19653567
I haven't seen her in a while? Y nod?
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>>19653668
Spiral

This is the only word of help I'm willing to give
> inb4 zero fucks given
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Is anyone afraid they are just going to ruin Sunset in the new movie?
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What is Going on in thi....
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>>19653694
>inb4 zero fucks given
...ok, I won't say it...
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>>19653694
Downward Spiral? Because that's the direction anime has taken in the last few years.
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>>19653695
Of course they are
It's a company who doesnt give a fuck 'bout us
They just herp-a-derp with their toys and plushies and millions of bucks they make and their uptight ties and secret underwear and dresses and ringing my doorbell at dinnertime when I'm trying to eat... wait.. I-I got carried away
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>>19653718
come on, that's an overstatement. The graphic style got a lot better, problem is plots sank into the valley of "the same old thing over and over again"
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No... Spiral
I actually havent seen a single episode, but from what I can tell it's some sort of detectiv conan crap...
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>>19653712
Oh hai besht pone
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>>19653750
As far as I can remember "Spiral" is a book from the same author who wrote "The Ring". Whether they made the usual copypasted animu from it or not, I have no idea. Now, tho, please stop wasting image slots with that guy. Post Sunset Shimmer.
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>>19653740
Indeed. I guess it's hard to create something new when it's been done before in one form or another.
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>>19653768
Still looking for a writefag to do this
>>19653256
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>Yes! YES! MWHAHAHAHAHA!! I'm finally free! Now that I have the crown, I won't be just a singing voice for the main character!
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>>19653806
I wonder if you nibble on her hair it would taste like Fruit by the Foot...
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>>19653762
"Besht Pone"
Ha as if there is any competition towards Trixie
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>>19653813
>A-anon, stop it...you're scaring me...
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>>19653842
Be honest, you've dealt with worse fetishes.
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>>19653859
...shut up and BEND OVER
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>>19653842
Panty and Stocking art style applied to humanized ponies...why does this excite?
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>>19653904
cause there are ponies in the equation.
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Apparently my connection died on me for a time...
Bump so this thread won't either
(I know it's not neccesary but meh)
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I love the idea of redemption. However I think she's trying too hard, which makes it look like she's scheming something bad.

She should relax and let the opportunities arise naturally. Or even throw an "Sorry-I-tried-to-enslave-you-to-help-me-take-over-alternate-world" party. Bet there would be chocolate cake.
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>>19654181
Yeah... 3 guesses who's throwing dat shit?
> inb4 Ponka
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>>19654198
nah. Pinkie would help plan, but would understand how important it would be to Sunset for her to do as much by herself as possible
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>>19654198
Isn't it obvious Trixie
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>>19654229
Trixie and partying?
Me doesn't compute
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>>19654229
Why must Trixie subject herself to some unicorn she has n-never meet before
>>19654261
Trixie is quite capable of doing this for only good reasoning
like for herself
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>>19654299
I seriously have to make an oc pony to represent here soon...
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>>19654322
>an oc pony to represent here soon
How bout no
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>>19654334
Derpy, put that down...
You're just going to hit yourself again..
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I'M NOT SEEING THE SHIMMER, FUCKERS
post her.
now.
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>dem evil boobs
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You're still staring at 'em
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>>19641015
Five words.
Hot. Angry. Make. Up. Sex
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>>19652197
Funnily enough I can actually see this kind of reltionship with Anon and Shimmer. By that I mean the usually asshole Anon that doesn't really give a fuck most the time about what others think.

Shimmer and Anon are dating for a bit, they get into a playful argument over something stupid, their both too head strong to acknowledge they might be wrong
.
Eventually they wind up arguing to the point they want to split for a bit.

Then they feel the lonely feels but their pride doesn't allow them to admit they are wrong so they try to get back at each other by getting other boyfriends/grilfriends.

Shimmer starts with a dorky kinda trekky kid and then Anon gets pissed taking the trekky to the side to have a 'brotalk'

Trekky kid drops his spaheti and runs for tthe hills but the girl Anon had went to get back at Shimmer is running with the trekky as Shimmer had threatned to ruin the girls image in school.

Yes, yes I rather like this paring.

Also anyone think that there might be a interesting dynamic between the asshole Anon and Shimmer? I mean that Asshole Anon will most likely beat the shit out of you and leave it there after that while Shimmer would be more likely to ruin your public reputation and keep you isolated.
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>>19653819
That's not how you spell "Worst Pone".
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>>19655612
How often do you think she mines her meat tunnel to get her finger that strong?
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>>19655695
It's powered by her lust for purple pussy
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Hump
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>>19656042
*Thump*
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>>19656163
*loud groaning*
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>>19633179
But she's gay
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How would she react to finding out the condom broke, assuming she knows what condoms are?
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Anyone ever notice in Hentai they always drop this line?

>"Oh, if you keep going like that I might--"

And then several variations on that line throughout intercourse.

But its never finished, like, what were you going to say,
>"If you keep going like that I might Cum?"
Isn't that what you want? We know if he pulls out you're just going to ask him to put it back in.

Also what kind of girl talks like that? Are you that much of a prude that even when you're getting plowed you can still be embarrassed that your senpai sees you like this?

I'm sorry, it just always bothers me.
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We need some writefags for this..
>>19653256
>>19652683
>>19651187
>>19653343
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>>19659331
Yeah... No thanks.
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>>19659366
What would you prefer to write about then?
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>>19658057
It's not gay if clits don't touch
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At certain times during the day Sunset seems to disappear.

Well recently you've found out where shes been going. To her room to masturbate. You watched at the door for a while as she fingered herself.

As your luck would have it you fall inward while watching. Sunset looks mortified screaming throwing things at you telling you to get out.

Its been a few days since then and Sunset has called you aside to talk about it.

What do you say?
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>>19659597
ehhh bby u want sum fuk?
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Bump of the afternoon.
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>>19659597
"Look, I'm sorry about that. I shouln't have snooped on you and i am really, really sorry. It just that i got curious where you disappeared all of those times. Some rumors have been going around, with the most far-fetched being that you go off to some fantasy land full of magical horses or something. Crazy, right?"
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>>19659597
"I uh..."

"Just wanted to make sure you were okay. I thought maybe something was wrong..."

"Clearly you're doing alright."
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>>19659597
She initiated the conversation so let her speak first
but secretly hope she wants you to help her
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>>19659755
"But anyway, is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"
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LAST THREAD BUMP
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>>19662536
bumpinggggg
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At certain times during the day Sunset seemed to disappear.

Well recently I found out where shes been going. To her room to masturbate. I watched with fascination at the spectacle at the door for a while as she fingered herself.

As my luck would have it I fell inward while watching. Sunset looked mortified screaming throwing things at you telling me to get out.

Its been a few days since then and Sunset called me aside to talk about it.
"I.. Wanted to apologize for reacting the way I did, and, for throwing things at you."
"I uh, just wanted to make sure you were ok, I thought maybe something was wrong."
Sunset awkwardly remained silent.
"Clearly you're doing alright."
"You're wrong. You've seen me, well, pleasuring myself.."
"Isn't there anything I can do to make it up to you?"
"I don't think so. When everyone else hears about this, they'll call me a slut, a dirty whore."
"Sunset I-"
"They will, I know it." She sat on a nearby seat cupping her face in her hands."
"Sunset, I'll never tell anyone about this I promise. I'm not that kind of person I assure you. I only wish there was some way to put your mind at ease."
"There isn't, because I.. Feel dirty anyhow."
"You shouldn't because everyone masturbates, even me."
"You.. Masturbate?"
"Of course."
"But, you've seen me do it."
"Like I said, I'll do anything I can to make it up to you."
"I-if, you.. Masturbate. Um.. you know, since you've seen me.. Would you show me how you masturbate?"
"You really want to see me masturbate?"
"I'm sorry it was stu-"
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>>19663365
"I would be honored to do that for you." I said taking lowering my trowsers. Sunset blushed keeping her mouth covered behind her hands. She watched intently as I slowly lowered my boxers exposing my dick.
I stroked it slowly at first allowing it to become erect. I would show her that masterbating is nothing to be ashamed of. I would alleviate her worries by doing this for her. I would do it for her.
I continued stroking running my hand up and down the length of my dick. Sunset seemed facinated by the display. Her eyes never deviating from my erect member.
I stroked it, thinking lewdly of the lady before me. To take her in my arms and to penetrate her soft folds. I stroked it slightly slower now, allowing myself to take pleasure in the event, and allow Sunset to see my member in it's full glory for an extended amount of time. I would give her a fantastic show.
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>>19663390
Suddenly her hands went to her face again. She slipped her fingers slowly into her mouth, then removing them, a lewd expression came across her face as she began to slip her hands under her skirt and into her nether region.
"Sunset are you-"
"I.. I couldn't resist, just watching you made me wet."
"I understand, please continue to masterbate with me." I said reassuring her. We contiuned for a long time, taking our time enjoying giving the other a show. It was great.
Although, I couldn't hold it forever, and I felt it would be a wasted opportunitny to have a girl so young and eager to perform such a lewd act with me, I took a chance.
I got up putting my hands on her shoulders. No resistance, running my hands down her arms. Then finally my hand down the back of her head, pulling her in for a kiss. She eagarly reciprocated wrapping her arms around my head. We kissed like that, tasting each others mouths. Our genetalia brushing up against one another, I pulled her into me allowing my shaft to enter her Venus. It slipped in with little resistance, taking in my full length, the wet suction nearly caused me to cum immediatly but i resisted. I resisted for her, I waited, giving myself time for recovery before cautiously proceeding. I thrusted inside her, each thrust caused her wet pussy to become even wetter, a lewd sloshing sound could be heard from each impact. I could hear her soft moans. That smile as she accepted each thrust with eyes that begged for more. I could see she was throughly enjoying it, it made me happy so happy that for a moment I lost myself and in that moment. I came.
"I'm sorry, I couldn't hold it any longer." I said. She slapped me lightly across the face.
"Don't be sorry! You were great, thank you." She said with reverence. She pulled me into her by my shirt, my dick still inside as she kissed me.

End.
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>>19663417
And that was it, rates and critiques are greatly appreciated.
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>>19663365
>>19663390
>>19663417
YESSSS
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>>19663432
I hate reading stories like this.

Don't get me wrong, Its not that I think they're bad.

Always at the end of the fantasy, I take a sip of vodka and ponder in silence. This or anything like it won't ever happen between Sunset and myself, even if that's all I want.

It was a good read. Thank you for your time and effort.
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>"Hey..."

>"You're not going to let my thread die, are you?"

"Are you..?"
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>>19664029
Never, my love.
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>>19659135
I'm imagining Sunset Shimmer saying this as if it were the first bit of dialogue in a strange Seinfeld episode.
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Before I get carried away with this.

Im writing a Sunset related CYOA, but its going to be ran a bit differently from what that normally entails of.

Ill keep it simple.

The story is going to revolve around a coterie of mercenaries and fanatics who serve and worship Sunset, with You as the group's commander.

Does this sound like something you guys would enjoy participating in?
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>>19666147
I can't command forces.

People don't like taking orders in general, and especially from me. I'm very direct and hardly as tactful as I need to be.

I'd rather just casually watch from the sidelines only intervening if there's something really in it for me.
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>>19666171
The mindset of the troops for the most part are pretty devout.

Think Brotherhood of NOD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKy4BdOVsZI
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bump
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>>19666593
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>>19666660
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>>19666701
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>>19666775
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>>19666831
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>>19666856
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>>19666884
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>>19666926
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>>19666856
Uh oh
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>>19667000
>"Anon... those Trips...~"
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>"Hey. It's in times like these we do what I always do."

"And whats that Sunny?"

>"Kill people, burn shit, fuck school."
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>>19667225
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>>19667175
Tyler the Creator reference?
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>>19667268
WOLFGANG GOLFWANG
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Ideas for Sunset Shimmer fic/clop? Bored writefag here, might be up for it.
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>>19667370
DO THIS
>>19659331
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>>19667370

>Sunset is addicted to heroin

>She's chronically depressed because of this

>Injects regularly, keeps this a secret

>Always wears the jacket to conceal the scars

>Gets nervous whenever someone suggests taking the jacket off.

>Anon is a loner silent type

>He walks to school along the railroad tracks

>Finds sunset about to dose up

>hilarity ensues
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>>19667370
Anon's a drug dealer and Sunset is one of his regulars or vice versa.
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>>19667421
And by hilarity ensues I mean sad romance damn it
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>>19667445
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>>19667753

Ive kept this thread bumped all night.

Ill never give up on you, even as my consciousness fades away.

H- have I done my duty, my love? Have I earned your affection...?
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>>19633179
It's funny because she's reformed now.
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Live goddamn it
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>>19667386
Sadly I'm not the sort of person who can do this. I wish I was. The thing is I care too deeply about both Sunset and the Zelda series to even attempt to write about them for fear of producing utter spaghetti.

>>19667421
>>19667430
>>19667445

This here is more up my alley, give me a little while and I'll have something. (I'll paste it in a text doc so if the thread dies I'll still have the idea for the next shimmer thread.)

Alas I will be retiring to bed soon, but I'll be up bright and early later to work on it.
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>>19666660
mmmm those legs
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>>19666660
Honestly? That is kind of sad. This implies that she has been living inside the school for who knows how many years.
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>>19667238
Muh dick.
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>>19666856
>well made anthro
urge... to fuck... rising...
must... contain...
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>>19666856
I dont give i shit, i will wreck that shit.
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>>19666856
I don't hate this. I would definitely get behind this.
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>>19671237
>>19671262
>>19671306
QUICKLY, KILL YOURSELVES
IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOURSELVES FROM THIS EVIL
help... me...
>absorbed back into the hell of yiffing
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>>19671356
Who ever said i need saving?
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>"Hey, where's my fucking thread?"
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>>19672132
>You will never watch her open your fridge to find something missing.
>You will never smile, giving her a light poke on the nose and see her cute reaction to it.
>You will never hug her while she stands mildly confused in front of your open fridge.
>She may never understand why, but you know you're just happy to have her there, taking in the moment while it lasts.
>She will never reciprocate with a confused smile as you give her a light kiss on the forehead.
Why is life so full of pain?
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>The front door creaked open of the shitty your shitty one bedroom apartment.

>The constant ringing of crickets echoed throughout the home, stopping abruptly as the door slammed closed.

>The lock turned and clicked.

>A tired Sunset marched across the living room slowly. She left a trail of clothes leading to the kitchen.

>You heard the refrigerator open, the light inside pierced the dark and shone into the bedroom.

>Strange.... The door was still open. Several minutes passed, the light still remained lit.

>You got up slowly, pushing open the door just enough to see her there.

>She stood motionless facing away from you. There in panties and a bra. Her hair frazzled and messy.

>Through the distraction of the crickets outside, you weren't sure... Was she crying?
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>>19674457
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68CDQdxiai8
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>>19674457
>You stepped out slowly, avoiding the spots in the carpet that looked questionable.

>She didn't hear you approach, jumping slightly as you wrapped your arms around her waist.

>She was cold. You could feel her press her back against your stomach as she realized who it was.

>You could see the goosebumps ripple across her shoulders as your subtle body heat warmed her.
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>>19674524
>"Long day?"

>She let out a long sigh. Her chest heaved as she exhaled the stress from the day.

>"Kind of." She replied.

>She turned around cradling her arms against her chest as she placed her cheek against your shoulder.

>"Anon.... Where's that chocolate cake?"

>Oh shit.

>"I was thinking about it all day..... Ya know?"

>Your stomach turned. The hairs on the back of your neck stood up.

>You felt terrible. You always get home before she does. Both of you make that post-work trip to the fridge.

>She didn't say anything. She simply sighed and ran a fingertip across the bottom of her eye.

>Wat do?
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>>19674623
make her a fucking new one like a real man
and give her the bowl to lick clean too
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>>19674623
Go out and buy her an entire chocolate cake for herself. With flowers.
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>>19674642
Scratch my idea (>>19674650), this based anon's idea is much better and meaningful.

>I am not worthy ;-;
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>>19674642
>>19674650
>mfw
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>>19674623
>A flurry of panic and ideas run through your mind though you didn't show it.

>You looked down at her.

>Her eyes were closed, but you could see her emotion behind them.

>She needed that cake in a way.

>Do your job. Provide for her.

>You reach down and scoop her up. Holding her petite body against your chest eith her legs dangling over your arm.

>Her eyes opened. She wrapped an arm around your neck, and gingerly placed her cheek against your chest.

>Her hair fell across your arm. A few stray strands on top of her head tickled the bottom of your chin.

>She was tired, exhausted and spent.

>And Damn it, she needed cake.
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>>19674817

>You laid her down across the couch in the living room.

>"What are you doin'?" She asked as you pulled away, her fingertips ran across your shoulder turned away from her.

>The living room was the coldest room, but that's also where the TV was. You walked around into the bedroom and yanked the blanket off of the bed.

>You wrapped her up in the big woolen blanket. She giggled quietly, those eyes of hers make your heart stop briefly. Her eyes glaze over you, studying your features, trying to decipher your intent.

>You smile slightly and turn away, handing her the remote to the TV.

>"Aren't you going to come watch with me?" She asked as you walked into the kitchen.

>"Yeah. In a bit."
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Why is every thread so slow right now?
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Hey, why is every thread so slow right now? Is someone messing with net neutrality?
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>>19674946
you got that too? I thought it was just my internet being dumb when the home page wouldn't refresh right
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>>19674946
>>19674941
Timely notification from http://www.solarham.com:

"Geoeffective Sunspot 2158 produced a strong solar flare this afternoon measuring X1.6 at 17:45 UTC. The event event was associated with a Type II Radio emission with an estimated velocity of 3750 km/s. This is indicative of a strong coronal mass ejection. Updated coronagraph imagery shows a full halo coronal mass ejection (CME) heading into space and directed towards Earth."

http://news.msn.com/science-technology/scientists-extreme-solar-storm-heading-to-earth?gt1=51501

"WASHINGTON (AP) — An extreme solar flare is blasting its way to Earth and could mess up some power grids, satellites and radio transmissions, scientists say.

"There's been a giant magnetic explosion on the sun," Berger said. "Because it's pointed right at us, we'll at least catch some of the cloud" of highly energized and magnetized plasma that can disrupt Earth's magnetic sphere, which sometimes leads to temporary power grid problems.

Forecasters don't yet know when Wednesday's solar storm will arrive here and which part of the planet will be facing the sun and bear the brunt of the effects. It could arrive as early as Thursday morning or may take a few days.

Berger said scientists will have a better idea after they get more satellite data. The first part of the storm, which arrives in only a few minutes, has already affected radio transmissions. It can also damage satellites.

The flare is considered "extreme" on forecasters' scale, but just barely so, Berger said."

Coronal Mass Ejection beginning to interact with Earth is messing with networks and satellites.
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>>19674972
so Celestia decided to send us a "fuck you"?
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Yeah, i just read an article right now that some websites arenparticipating on internet slowdown so they can protest to have net neutrality. You should look it up, i wrote a paper about it and what corporations such as Verizon, Comcast, and AT&T are trying to do.
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>>19674972
Or it could be this>>19675009
>>
>Internet slowdown
>solar storms
>protests for shit online
>all these things preventing Sunset from getting her cake

>>19674890
Will Sunset ever get her cake?!
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>>19675123
I, too, need to know!
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OFFICIAL HAPPENING: YESTERDAY'S M4.5 CME IS INTERLACING WITH TODAYS X1.6 CME

INTERNET SLOWDOWN ON ALL MAJOR PORTS IS THE INITIAL SHOCKWAVE

BE READY FOR THE FULL BLOWN ELECTRON BOMBARDMENT

Sorry, Sunset. You can get your cake when Celestia stops trying to kill you.
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Taste test
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>>19675188
That post was 4 weeks old.
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>>19674890

>Let's get to it.

>You put on a pair of pants. Experience told you to never bake naked. That's day one shit, nigga.

>You rummage around the cupboards and fridge, riling through their contents for the things you needed.

>The kitchen became a symphony of wood closing against wood; metal and glass colliding with one another.

>The thick creaminess of batter and chocolate thwicked and whipped around as you whisked, checked, and double checked the recipe.

>Less than your ABSOLUTE best was ABSOLUTELY unacceptable.

>In your fervent baking focus, you failed to sense Sunset behind you. Leaning up against the wall... Her eyes following your motions...
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>>19675365

>Whip around to grab the cake pan off of the counter.

>Out of the corner of your eye, you catch a wisp of crimson-golden hair.

"Ohhh... Oh..... Hi" you say awkwardly, desperately trying to hold back a goofy grin.

>She folds her arms, and leans her temple against the drywall.

>Sunset raises an eyebrow.

>She sucks on her bottom lip.

>God....

>"What uh.... What're you making?"

>She bit her lip as her eyes began to light up. They darted from place to place around the kitchen, taking in the great mess of mix, milk, and eggshells carelessly strewn about.

>You turn away from her unable to reply at her reaction.

>Her right eye narrowed. Her left eyebrow raised.

>You could her the pads of her feet against the linoleum.

>She was right behind you.

>You could feel her breath on the back of your shoulder.

>"You better let me lick that bowl"
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>>19675468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4czp7KV2j4

>Her voice.

>So clear.

>So close.

>Your heart flutters.

>A soft gasp escapes your lips.

>You blink a few times, lick your lips and set the bowl down on the counter.

>She walked around to your side. Hopping up on the counter, she crossed her legs and watched your activity.

>You stopped again, dead in your tracks.

>Her ankles were locked together, legs swinging playfully back and forth.

>She will never know.

>Her palms rested flat on the countertop. Her hand closest to you, drumming against it. The polish from her day at work was beginning to wear and chip off.

>She will never know.

>Sunset tilted her head, narrowing her eyes, examining you once again. She raised her hand to her ear and brushed a lock of hair behind it.

>She will never know just how much you love her.

>You didnt realize it. You never did when you did this.

>You had been standing there silent for a number of minutes admiring her.

>"Hey... Is... everything alright?"

>Her voice brought you back from your reverie.
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>>19675694
yesss

YESSS
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>>19675694

>"Yeah... Yeah Im okay."

>You close your eyes. Run your fingers through your hair.

>She flashed a quizzical glance at you and then shrugged.

>"Let me know if there's something on your mind."

>"Alright?"

>"Alright"

>Sunset hopped down off of the counter. She wrapped you up in a warm hug and gently pecked your shoulder with her lips.

>"I love you, Anon."

>She rubbed your neck once as she walked back away into the living room.

>You took in a breath of air for the first time in what was probably five minutes.

>You exhaled deeply, fighting whatever force it was that was causing your stomach to toss and turn.

>You exhale quickly and get back to work carefully pouring the chocolaty batter into the pan.

>You shake the pan around, ensuring even distribution. You didnt rest until the batter was perfectly even.

>You set the bowl down on the counter and open the oven.

>Its warmth hit you. A welcome change from the chilly winter that had been seeping its way inside.

>You set the pan inside and close the door.

>'Good job, anon.' You thought. This was going to work, and everything was going to be just fine.

>You look at the empty bowl. The bottom and sides splattered with unused and unpoured batter.

>One last thing to do.
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>>19675823

>You picked up the bowl and headed into the living room.

>Sunset was waiting for you on the couch as you suspected.

>She sat up and patted the cushion next to her.

>You go to sit down, and she stops you.

>"Wait."

>Sunset flashed a smile. She outstretched both arms for the bowl.

>"Gimme!"

>Oh. Heh.

>You hand over the goods and take a seat, sitting up inbetween the arm of the couch and the back cushion.

>Sunset holds the bowl up as she lays back down across you, crawling up and nestling her cheek into your chest.

>She reached down and pulled the blanket up to her waist.

>The rested the bowl against her belly.

>The two of you lay in the dark of a cold winter night.

>Keeping each other warm in the serenity of a flickering tv and a bowl of cake batter.

>Sunset watched the tv, and you watched Her.

>Something about her.

>Something about the way she did everything kept you entranced to the point of uncertainty and fear, happiness and joy, chaos and content.

>Sunset traced a fingertip along the bottom of the bowl, sweeping up the goodness and sucking it gently off of her finger.

>You stretch and wrap an arm around her, letting your hand cup her waist.

>She turns her face gently as she traces the bowl again.

>You watch her finger go from the bowl, to your chest...
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>>19675988
She's beautiful.

AHM EN LAUVE, MATE
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>>19675988

>You could feel the cold wetness of the mix.

>A warmer wetness followed.

>Sunset shyly dragged her tongue against the mix spread across your chest.

>Mmmf....

>"Its delicious." She said as she rested her ear against your thumping heart.

>"Good." You pause for a moment, trying to think of something else to say.

>"Good... Im glad." was all that came out.

>She sat the bowl down on the floor and rolled around on her side facing you.

>Sunset leaned up and pressed her lips against your nose.

>You bring a hand up and press your palm firmly against her cheek.

>Sunset rises up to her knees.

>She looks down upon you as she wraps her arms around your neck.

>It's happening again.

>She leans in against you. Her breasts resting just below your chin.

>Her eyes close gently as her tongue runs across her lips.

>You both exhale quietly.

>Your tongues meet.

>Silently massaging and caressing each other.

>She leans down further and closes off her approach with a wet kiss...
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>>19676180
>You will never be happy with her, despite crude living conditions.
>You will never help support her with hearty meals.
>You will never get to bake for her.
It hurts, horsefuckers, it hurts.
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>>19676180

>Your hands involuntarily wrap around her waist, just above her ass.

>She smiles down at you, her eyes narrowing with content.

>The smell of chocolate began to fill the room.

>The two of you looked towards the kitchen.

>A moment of silence passes, interrupted by a squirming, groaning noise emanating from Sunset's belly.

>'Damn' you think to yourself. The timing was impeccable.

>"I'll get it baby... Lay down. Relax."

>She frowns a little.

>She nods.

>She yawns, closing her eyes as her head bobs around on her neck.

>"Yeeeeeeaaaaaow-kay."

>She slowly raises her self up off of you and lays back down on the couch as you take your leave.

>You open the oven, unleashing an inescapable aroma of chocolate.

>You retrieve the pan and place it on the counter.

>Once again you find yourself looking through the cupboards.

>You glance over at the clock. 2 AM.

>'Damn....'

>You peer into one of the cupboards and retrieve the icing, spreading it evenly over the fresh cake.

>You sir can consider your cake complete. Bravo. The cake is too hot to serve it now.

>Just as well.

>A new task arises. The bane of your existence.

>You step into the bedroom. The bedroom becomes a symphony of wood closing against wood, metal colliding with metal, and fabric being strewn about.

>You pull on your boots, pants, sweatshirt, and beanie.

>Another goddamn day.

>Your boots thud against the linoleum as you walk over to the cake.

>You hover a hand over the top of it to gauge its temperature.

>That'll do.

>You carve out a piece and set it down on a small tea plate and grab a fork from the drawer.

>You sigh and step into the livingroom.

>There she is.

>Cuddled up in the blanket, cheek resting against the arm of the couch. Snoring peacefully.

>'Damn....'

>You lean over and place the cake on the coffee table.

>You kiss your love on the cheek goodbye.

>You open the door and grab your jacket.

>The front door creaked open.

>The lock turned and clicked.
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>>19676423
get to be happy with her*
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>>19676424
Bravo, anon. You should consider yourself both a feel-artist and a writefag.
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>>19676424

>You start up your shitty truck and look up at the window of your apartment.

>You sigh at the current circumstances..

>You hardly ever see each other any more.

>"Well...."

>You look behind you and pull out of the parking lot.

>You put the sucker in gear and lumber on down the road

>"At least I got to bake her a cake"

END
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Writer here.

Thanks for sticking around, through the downtime and all.

I had fun writing it, and I hope to do some more later on.

Thanks for reading everyone.

Goodnight.
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>>19676468
That was beautiful.
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So, looks aside, how is she different to trixie in any significant way?
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>>19680151
A number of ways.

She's far more ambitious and cunning, and she didn't need the admiration of others to boost her ego. She simply needed control and power, something she gained without the use of an ancient artifact.
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>>19680239
Huh. Guess I just get the same 'bitchy antagonist' vibe from them both, then.
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>>19680968
Trixie is more egotistical than bitchy.

There are alot of similarities though, there are probably more ways they are the same then they are different
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>>19676488
I think I love you mang
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This is the best thread everypony.
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>>19683333
>everypony
I agree with the sentiment, but this isn't /mlh/
also
>check em
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>>19683364
Stupendus. >>19683333
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>>19676468
I was looking forward to this all day
you did not disappoint, sir
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> -CHGCHGCHGCHGCHUG-

>"Come on goddamn it"

> You look over at the dash.

> 12:30 AM

> -CHUGKIKIKA-RUUHNG-

> "Yes! Alright!"

> You spin around quickly and scan the parking lot through the rear windshield.

>You throw the truck in gear and whip the hell out of there.

> Your shift ended early today

>If things worked out the way you hoped, you'd have time to spend with her before she had to leave. Usually not the case at all.

>The drive home was a concoction of anger and desperation.

>Fingers drumming restlessly against the steering wheel at each stoplight.

>A scowl and a 'fuck-you' to people who would never hear it, or even know what it was they did

>Fuckers.

>You hastily pull in to the lot. Crooked, but whatever.

>You look up at the apartment.

>Please be there, Sunset.
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>>19686658
Aw shit nigga here we go again
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>>19686658

>Adrenaline begins to course through you.

>You pull the beanie on, and open the door, meeting the lingering chill.

>Your boots crunch rapidly against the snow as you speed walk to the frozen metal staircase.

>God, fuck these stairs.

>You make it to the top, slipping on the final step

>The sudden error sent a jolt through you. You reach frantically for the rail and catch yourself just in time.

>Fuck. That was close.

>You take a deep breath and step off of the stairs, calmly making your way over to your door.

>This is it...

>You slide the key inside the slot and push the door open.

>There...

>Standing in the kitchen. A butter knife in hand, and spreading mayonnaise over a slice of bread.

>She looks up in surprise, her hair flicking over her shoulder as she met the sudden movement

>She smiled brightly, setting the knife down on the slice of bread.

>"Hey baby! Welcome home!"
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>>19686831
I didnt know it was possible to build that much tension with only green words
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>>19686831
>You step in and close the door.

>Invincible.

>With her, you're invincible. Impervious to pain and grief.

>With her, you're the hero. Because to her, you /are/.

>You step towards her. The heat beginning to melt away the snow and wind lingering on your jacket.

>That cake pan was on the counter.

>It was empty

>"How's work?"

>"Wasn't bad, didn't really have any trouble from anyone."

>"Good."

>Sunset unzipped your jacket off and slipped her hands underneath your sweater.

>"Does that help?" She said, focusing on your chest as she rubbed your chilled flesh.

>If her hands had been wet, there would've been steam.

>Your head rolls back at the immense heat emanating from her palms

>"Ahhh~"

>It felt good.

>She chuckled, her eyes narrowed as she watched your content. Clearly she was pleased.

>Her hands fell from your chest to your waist. Her fingers dug in, and she pulled you close.

>"I'm glad you're home... You know how lonely it can get..."
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>>19687112

>"Was the cake good company?"

>"Wh- what?" She scoffed and looked up at you.

>"I can't believe you ate the entire pan" You let out an amused laugh as you look down at her.

>Such a small girl eating that much chocolate.

>Heh.

>"Did you eat it all at once?"

>She blushed and turned away, addressing the sandwich situation behind her.

>"You keep making fun of me." She said as she slapped the cheese and turkey slices into place.

>"I'll eat your damn sandwich too"

>Damn.

>"You bake a good cake, jerk." You could hear the smile in her jest.

>Even if the compliment was followed by a mild insult, nothing anyone could say would mean as much as it would if it had come from the mouth of the girl in front of you.

>Pure heroin.

--------

>Wat do, now?
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>>19687325
I-I dont even know man
I think I need to take a moment and think about my life
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>>19687325
Let her make her sandwich
Cuddle the fuck out of her while she eats it
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>>19687325
Find warmth
>>19687411
>>19687422
>consecutive dubs
Nice
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>>19687325
Walk over and give her a quick kiss then go relax on the couch a bit with her.
I agree with >>19687422 Cuddle together until she has to leave.
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I know this is off topic, but why was >>19675663 archived?
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>>19687559
Because you touch yourself at night.
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>>19687612
Rekt
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>>19687612
srs ;-;
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>>19687325

>"Wait, is that for me?" You ask eyeing lettuce and tomato slices poking out underneath the white bread.

>She turns around and places a hand on her hip. She takes the tip of the knife and spreads a dab of mayonnaise on your nose.

>"What did you think? You know I hate mayo"

>"You we're going to eat it?"

>"I'd go that far just to spite you, yes." She giggled and set the knife down.

>Sunset hopped up onto you, wrapping her legs around your waist and holding on close to you around your neck.

>You instinctively reached around and grabbed her booty, holding her up comfortably.

>Your vision began to cross, she was so close.

>Your deceived eyes detected a pair of tongues inching close to your nose.

>The mayo disappeared from the tip of your vision, and was swallowed in one small gulp down her throat.

>"Of course..." She whispered "I'd go far for you, just because."

>You heaved her upwards, letting her ass rest on your forearms.

>She was smiling, all of her attention on you.

>You are her entire world. Her everything. You could see it all over her face, even through the reddish and golden hues that obscured and framed her face.

>Her lips inched towards yours, her pupils halved by her eyelids and concentrated on your mouth.

>All that could be heard was the quiet, erotic smacking of saliva, lip, and tongue.

>She stroked your hair with her fingertips.

>"Will you take me to the couth?"
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>>19687933
*couch.

Fuck everything.
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>>19687933
>>19687949
It is indeed 11pm, so I'll forgive you
My dick awaits
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>>19687933
>>19687949
Suddenly, on the tv, a "Severe Blizzard Warning" interrupts our regularly scheduled programming, and strongly urges all residents in your area to stay inside their homes for the day.
>>
pastebin?
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>>19687933

>You begin to walk over from the kitchen and into the livingroom.

>The sandwich can wait.

>Sunset had stripped off her jacket and tossed it to the floor, she made it her job to make sure the two of you were as naked as possible before you reached the couch.

>She kicked off her boots, and stripped the winter cap that was formerly fit so snugly onto your head

>You quickly glance over at the clock before dropping down onto the couch.

> 2 PM

>She did'nt start work until four.

>Fuck yes.

>You gently eased her down onto the cushions, her legs remained firmly around you, constricting your hips.

>She placed a hand over her chest, trying to slow her heartbeat. Her eyes were wild with excitement, as you looked her over.

>Her hands shot up to your sweatshirt and began to ease it off of your back. You answered her by tugging her skirt down around her thighs....
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>>19680239
>Sunset
>not needing others to boost her ego
That was kinda her motivation, she felt unappreciated by Celestia.
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>>19688158
>The pheromones.

>The sweat.

>The panting.

>The thumping hearts, and raging veins.

>Sunset and your bodies desperately summoning every ounce of energy for she and yourself needed...

>You planted your boot firmly against the carpet, setting your knee down on top of the cushion.

>She madly unfastened and unbuckled your belt.

>Sunset slid her panties and skirt down off of her ankles, tossing them across the coffee table.

>Then you felt it.

>A firm, and warm grasp constricted your pulsing manhood.

>You wrapped your hands around her waist, holding her gently.

>She raised her legs, and placed them both over your right side, bending her knees over shoulder.

>She stroked you softly, guiding the tip, soaked with precum against the lips of her pink slit...

http://imgur.com/Id969Eb
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>>19688346
ALERT: DONG HAS TRANSCENDED OUR PLANE OF EXISTANCE
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>>19688346

>You lorded over her. The muscles in your leg tense.

>You scooted your boot, making yourself comfortable for what you were about to do.

>Sunset raised both arms overhead, grasping the arm of the couch firmly.

>You lifted her waist in your hands and slowly forced your way inside of her warm, dripping lovehole.

>She groaned happily, looking down at her thighs, trying to catch a glimpse at her violator.

>Your balls rested against against her rump as you penetrated her, hilt-deep.

>You flexed your cock inside of her contracting walls

>"Ahh~"

>She moaned and arched her back, turning her faces away and closing her eyes. Her toes curled over your back.

>Sunset squeezed and contracted around your length causing a fair bit of her sweet wetness to drip out, trailing down her curves..
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>>19688537

>You slid out, the steamy aroma of cum and female heat invaded your nose.

>You breathed in deep, exhaling the taste out of your mouth.

>She looked up at you, pleading and begging with her eyes for you to continue engorging, and loving her.

>"...Dont stop now..." she whispered.

>You swallowed.

>Every sense in your body urging you to rush forward

>You lovingly begin to thrust, slowly. She begins to pant. Hard.

>Her breasts rise and fall at each thrust. Each slap as you cycle in and out of her causing her to gasp and grunt involuntarily. Her eyes remained clenched. Her lip remained firmly trapped between her teeth.

>Sweat began to drip down across her face,..
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>>19688779

>Her hands reached down, fixing her grip around around your thighs.

>Her finger nails began to dig deep.

>She held her breath as the euphony of skin and gasps overwhelmed her.

>Your balls slapped hard against her ass. Each little twitch of pleasure you saw in her eyes bringing you closer to the edge.

>A smile.

>A glare of happiness met your gaze.

>"Cum for me, Anon..." panted, and mustered words.

>Your seed surged forwards, splashing violently against her walls.

>It pleased her greatly, The milk planted so warmly between her legs...
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>>19688911

>You collapsed on top of her. Sunset had rested her palms on each side your head, stroking your hair.

>A tired smile crossed your lips.

>The two of you lay together in the lovesteam panting, and shivering off the recent climax.

>You kissed her belly and rested your eyes.

>The comforting abyss of an encroaching fatigued sleep took you very quickly.
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>>19689056

>You awoke a number of hours later, wrapped in the old woolen blanket from the bedroom.

>The light of the TV, pierced your vision. You rub your eyes with a knuckle and cough once trying to regain control of your motor skills.

>Your tired eyes squinted up at the clock next to the TV.

> 4 PM.

>Damn.... 'I didnt mean to fall asleep.'

>The TV changed channels, skittering from one to the next.

>What the fuck?

>You look down

>A pair of purple and black boots sat cross-ankled resting on top of the coffee table.

>A warm hand rested on your side, above the blanket.

>"Sleep well?"

>That sweet voice gracing the mortal ears of yours at 4 PM? What demonry is this?

>"You're still here?" You asked as a slight urge of tears inched its way up to your eye.

>"If you think im going to work in THAT...." she said, motioning with her eyes towards the window. A furious hurricane of ice and snow assaulted the window from outside. "You're crazy, Boss can KISS MY ASS."

>An entire day with Sunset.

>...... yay....

>"Sunset?"

>"Yeah?"

>"Thats MY job.."

END
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>>19689255
Greatest writefag story I've ever read.
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Gentlemen, thank you for reading.

It means more then you know. Honestly.

Ill leave you with this: http://imgur.com/v5b2bz3

I hope I dont get banned

Goodnight.
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>>19689524
Dont worry, I aint see nuffin

goodnight sweet prince.

dont let the solar flare kill you with ionized protons!
>>
http://pastebin.com/u/BorisIvanov
>>
This thread was awesome ;_;
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OP here, thanks everyone for a wonderful thread<3
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Okay, so, how long does a thread last? I thought it was at 500 post but i have seen threads last past that.
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>>19691660
Until it falls off the board. 500 is the bump limit, not the post limit.
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>>19691714
do you happen to know where I can get more info how treads die, besides when nsfw is posted?
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But seriously, Sunset Shimmer is homeless.
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