Are you nor/mlp/eople? Do you have social skills?
I am painfully average and have several friends. I've been trained by my fucked up fetishes to hide my power level long before /mlp/. So yeah, pretty normal, besides that.
Don't know about the rest of you.
Yes, actually and that's why I left the fandom for a while. But I find myself drifting back towards it.
Dunno, I've never really felt the need to be social, and the people I do come in contact with, don't really give a flying fuck what I say or how I act
because I'm usually buying drugs from them
I can get along with people, and they seem to generally like me if I choose to put in the effort, and I'm at least average looking.
I have a waifu, no interest in friendship
outside of /mlp/, am a NEET, and as of now, have no interest in 3DPD and am serious when I berate people for talking about their girlfriends on here.
I just fapped to giant sadistic dom Ponka rampaging a city and eating people. Then I came in my mouth, swallowed, and got ready for round two.
Talking to friends, I act like any fetish is weird, and there's nothing better than a good old fashioned porn star shaking her booty. Plebs.
Yes I do. I don't actively try to put myself in social situations, due to misanthropy, but should someone talk to me, I can definitely keep an interesting conversation going, if I feel the desire to.
It always happen to me that when they ask me,"You sir, what do you like to do?" then i Think:
>wait for nothing
Then, after a lot of hidden nervousness, i say...Meh i like music and stuff.
I think everyday, after leaving my home, someday they will know...someday they will know.
I can handle myself well in social situations, but having diagnosed schizophrenia made me understand it is normal for me to hate socializing. I am kinda wealthy so I can survive off my stuff without the need to work or socialize much so I am just doing that.
My waifu is Rena anime girl.
Applebloom's my favorite pony, though.
Just fapped to that minutes ago. Plus vore.
That one makes me laugh too much, it doesn't really count. I have fapped to dragons though, and I could manage an anthro car, I'm sure. I believe I fapped to an anthro plane once...
Nope. Not at all. I have two friends but that's about it, and they're fair weather friends at best. Everyone else either despises me or doesn't want to hang around me. I have sever anxiety and depression and I'm horrible at social interactions. I am not able to speak to girls without spilling spaghetti either.
Not really, no. None of it's real, and actually you could throw in 3DPD as a turn off, at least with those fetishes. I won't say no to a girl who's got it going on. A guy maybe, not quite that bi, for real people at least. I did fap to adult Link a day or two ago, so there's that.
I guess eventually you just kind of go numb and detach from how batshit insane the stuff you're fapping to really is. Plus, it helps when none of it is actually real, like I said. I am overdue for a break though, don't want to go too far down the rabbit hole.
I've got social skills out the wazoo. Happens when you work customer service for 3 years. Just smiling and chatting shit with strangers all day. Forces you to get good.
Good amount of friends. None that know I'm into ponies (though I feel like they're catching on slowly).
And yet I still come back to hang with all you horsefuckers on a regular basis.
Make some new friends at uni then. All mine are from there. Even though we've graduated, we still manage to get together every once in a while and catch up
Also meetup groups. They're the shit when you're lonely
Not until the last few years, but yeah. I've got a girlfriend of 2.5 years. She's seen about a dozen episodes of MLP and liked it well enough, but not quite as much as I do. I've got friends and go out and do things quite a bit. I've been getting into better shape and also got into backpacking this year. I still have social anxiety on occassion but it's improving.
So yeah, I'm relatively normal, for a 4chan user.
>you believe that normal people are on here
I'm kind of an asshole if someone annoys me, but other than that
and a bit of AssburgersI'm pretty normal. No one can know my fetishes or MLP obsession, though. I'll kill to keep those safe and secret.
>hiding my hard drive with all my porn from family I still live with
>getting on the family computer at bed-o'-clock, ready to fall back at any second in case someone wakes up
>mfw constantly thinking about Broken Arrow scenario
I have social skills. Mainly, I can lie my ass off to professors, landlords, parents, and the like, but I'm passable at actually socializing; I just can't take it when my territory's contested, which usually amounts to petty bullshit like dishes being moved 2" from where I left them.
I'm fairly weird, but I'm manpretty enough to blend in with the steakheaded plebes at school, at least in part because some of them think I'm some kind of whacked out blood cultist who'll murder them when I get bored if they alienate me. I have a harder time befriending my fellow fa/tg/uys outside of organized stuff like Friday Night Magic, but there's plenty of ponyfags in my area to chill with if I wanted to stop being a neet.
Go on /b/ right now. It's nothing but normal fags that migrated from reddit to see what all the fuss was about. There are plenty of people on this site with normal functioning life's. That being said I would say the majority of this board is autistic NEET's
>implying normal people exist at all
Sanity is for the weak
I can speak about My Little Pony without spilling spaghetti.
Get on my level.
I've had 7+ years of acting experience and am quite comfortable in social and public environments. At the very least I can fake not being autistic pretty damn well.
>Taking acting classes.
>Taking classes on creative fields
I have a girlfriend and have sex at least once a week. Gonna be a piece of piss since I'm moving out this week.
I know, I'm a sick fuck. But at least she's real :^)
Also, friends joke about my clopping around me and I spill no spaghetti.
It was never about learning, everything they ever "taught" was shit I already knew or common sense.
And it was entirely elective. I took those classes to participate in acting, an activity I find enjoyable and wanted to do more of. It happened to fill out my credits, so fuck me if it's "weak-willed" of me to take a class I liked to fill out those credits. Didn't matter in the end anyway.
I dropped out of college when it was becoming a bigger money drain than having the shitty associate's I was working toward would be worth, and just started volunteering at my local theatre on my off-time.
I used to be the kind of autist you'd see in the absolute worst cringe threads as a kid/early-mid teen. I didn't really have any friends and the few I did make didn't last long.
Things along the way improved and I gained social skills
By meeting with and getting into social circles with bronies.
I now work a full-time job which requires talking to complete strangers over the phone and in person and am able to go back to old social circles where I used to be a complete 'tard and actually be seen as a completely different and socially competent person, rather than that guy you keep around because you have to.
My powerlevel in a lot of circles is still known due to my 'spreged up past but I'm able to regulate it now so they don't really care, past the usual jokes. New people don't even believe me when I say
I'm diagnosed aspie.
Funnily enough leaving a relationship of 7 years with a 3DPD actually helped me gain confidence and such. More life experience I guess.
Still not perfect but proof that Sanic kids can grow to at least come across as relatively normal in the majority of social situations.
i have the unique ability to approach any random person and say just about anything with a poker face.
i thought about approaching people with those 99 cent comics and asking them if theyve heard the good news about the magic of friendship.
No sadly, If its someone I don't know or don't know very well I tend to just give yes and no and short answers, honestly, I would say I have 2 friends at the most, and I don't really talk to one of them that often. It really pisses me of how shy I get around people, I thought it could be social anxiety,
But I feel too scared to go and get it checked out.
Being a reservist police officer has taught be a semi-decent amount of social skills, so I guess due to the fact I have a job and interact with real people daily, I would say I'm normal compared to the average /mlp/ goer.
well you fucking asked
So I started out as a fucking absolute legend of a kid. I was interested in the world around me, I had a lot of friends, and life was awesome.
High school kicked in and I was pretty spaghetti for wanting to go with the flow. Became the tryhard kid. Didn't see it at the time though.
I skipped a grade for being a smartfag in junior school, so I SUSPECT that wanting to fit in with the big kids made me this way (all of my friends were in the year below me, but i couldnt hang out with them for reasons that i never questioned until i was like 17). Lots of cringeworthy moments during this time. Sadly I was a smartarsed little fuck as well.
I got way better with girls after my high school dance. I asked an olympic swimmer (she literally won bronze in Beijing) in front of all her girlfriends and she turned me down. Fuck me if I didn't just shrug it off, though. Just shouldered my schoolbag and said 'sweet! seeya tomorrow!' (we were friends). I can still remember my heart in my chest, and how amazing I felt - it was over and donewith. Probably the best-handled social moment of my life.
From about 18-onward, i got along pretty damn well with all guys and gals of all ages.
Well, mostly guys. The girls I meet are often uninterested in me or me them - I don't have a single girl friend. There's this girl who I know - ironically enough from writing mlp fanfiction - we've talked almost every day for like two years, but there's no relationship there. I guess you don't look for those sorts of things where you dont want to find em.
tl;dr - yes, have social skills. A lot of people seem to think I am a really genuinely nice guy. But I enjoy my isolation in my hermit cave for whatever reason. I work fulltime, I have lodsemoney, a handful of real friends once a month. I guess I'm just a guy who enjoys solitude
even though I have a history of depression
>leaving a relationship of 7 years with a 3DPD actually helped me gain confidence and such
That's not something you hear every day.
>yes, have social skills. A lot of people seem to think I am a really genuinely nice guy. But I enjoy my isolation in my hermit cave for whatever reason.
I suspect this is a fair description for most people on this board