Oh my god
>mfw I'm an autist and think this is too autistic
WHY is this happening?
Bronycon: a place for autists (and even not-ists!)
But you know, I have to ask, suppose that everyone on Earth wore one of these:
Would anyone actually have a green badge? Seriously?
>everyone standing around with grump faces and crossed arms
>non of them are having fun
>just the way they want
The loud autists.
Unfortunately I actually see this as more of a defense mechanism for socially well-adjusted people than a boon to autistics.
These cons are filled with all manner of idiot, sperglord, convicted rapists. I've been in this scenario before. Some 20 something lanky motherfucker that I swear to god smelled like semen walked up to me and said "your shirt is really cool looking. I like it. Wanna hear a story I wrote?"
I have no idea why he was unsupervised, I'm skeptical he managed to get to the con by himself.I mean, it was obvious that the guy had some kind of learning disability. I can handle that, but there isn't always an easy way to get those people to go the fuck away.
If retards take this color coded thing seriously, I'm all for it. I'll wear that red badge with pride.
>Fat desperate neckbeards with green badges, still nobody wants to talk to them let alone be anyway around near them.
This can't be real. This is too fucking good...
Now I'm hype.
>"We’ve adapted the color-coded badges popularized by the Autistic Self Advocacy Network (ASAN)"
THIS IS REAL
>not wanting to be the little girl
Are you sure you're autistic?
>pretending to be an autist to avoid autists
>go to a large social gathering
>don't want interaction
Is there another reason to go to BronyCon?
>all of the fat retarded bronies wear green badges to the con
>nobody wants to talk to them except for undercover staff dedicated to talking to green badges without attention
You have to be fucking me. There is no fucking way...
I can't. I just can't. Oh my fucking god. Really? There are so many emotions running through me right now it is hard to describe. I fucking hate our culture now. I hate it so much.
>I just deeply distrust people I don't know. I can't help it
Same here. It's not our fault that we're surrounded by retards. If they want to talk to us, they better fucking prove that they don't like windows in their spare time
Know I won't wear one: for one, it feels too much like wearing the star of David with "Jude" written on it.
Second of all, my psychiatrist tells me not to stick out like a sore thumb: wearing any of those badges would draw attention, whether it be wanted or unwanted and what little chance I have that I might be seen as a normal fucking human being gets reduced to zilch.
Although I understand it would reduce stress for some of 'em knowing social interaction's not gonna become paralysingly stressful because those around them know to back off when things get...well, stressful.
Some edgelord seriously needs to go into a BronyCon and murderize everyone. Just plant some explosives in the crowd, or set fires near the extinguishers and the exits. Just stop BronyCon from being a thing.
Maybe they have several autistic members of their board and staff they're trying to appease?
Someone needs to make, and distribute, a parody set for if you want to cum inside RD or feel the pleasure of being cummed inside by RD.
This thread is wonderful.
What if it's just as planned?
I think I'm ok.
What's this test out of, by the way? This is a really high score I just got.
This is just... wow.
I can't breathe. This is the funniest fucking thing I've seen all year.
That is fucking hilarious.
>"Hey kid wanna /ss/"
Literally the best fetish.
I go see a doctor because you might also be a faggot
Have him fondle your balls
Reach inside of your shirt with those ice cold glove
allow him to lay you down
Then leave your yearly check up grabbing a lollipop or sticker on your way out
>>18894970 Is correct.
BTW, I love every part of this thread.
No, this shit has to be a ruse. This shit can't be real. Just when you think a fanbase as a whole can't get any more autistic they do this shit. This is GOLD. I can't stop laughting.
I'm the one who came up with "worship the sun" idiot, and was correcting myself.
Don't like it? Tough shit.
>I don't know what a hugbox is but I'm a 15 year old trying my hardest to fit in
I don't know if un-modded 4chan has this or not
None of the ones I know are
>not our fault that we're surrounded by retards
>implying you're not
>None of the ones I know are
Really? I know tons. They act like a bunch of obnoxious fuck heads bouncing around getting in the way of the "normal people" who lift up their hands uncomfortably to try and get through the sweaty smelly cesspool of social retardism.
I am NOT making this up.
Dear god what is wrong with people? Do they seriously have to make special little badges so the people that have a spaz attack at any little confrontation can feel more comforted? I get people with special needs needing something like this, but COME ON PEOPLE! Conventions aren't made so you can go hide in a corner from everything you just payed to have access to. Fucking hell.
This shit is just redonkulous.
You're joking right? This is the ONE place they can go to circlejerk one another and everything about them. Of COURSE they go there to socialize, it's the one damn place where they won't feel like an outcasted manchild.
Well that's just chance, I think. Granted I only know three, but they're all level-headed enough. Remember that there are degrees of autism or something, from low to high functioning. The ones you know are probably closer to the low functioning end of the spectrum.
Think I'd wear this one when I wanted directions to the hotel breakfast buffet. It's a language everyone at the con would easily understand.
>"arent you technically my mom"
confirmed for never played mgs
>helping newfags/retards who need spoonfeeding
If I went there I'd kind of want to take that red one and plaster it all over my clothes for shits and giggles, but then people would probably actually not talk to me and that's like...
I mean in all honesty if you're not looking to socialize, what on earth are you doing at a convention, go be a sperg at home watching the livestream
I don't know man I'd just think being around hundreds of likeminded people is 90% of the appeal, and grabbing overpriced merch is just a side attraction to have an excuse to meet up in the first place. And yeah panels are fun but again it's 100 people sitting in a room getting excited over some middle aged woman pretending to be cartoon horses, I mean that wouldn't be fun if you were on your own eh
Gotta make it the yellow one, if people knew their "meaning" then "do I know you?" strikes me as a fun response to when you're approached by somebody you don't feel like talking to
This. A lot of people have bad convention experiences because they go alone and expect not to be bothered at all by any of the hundreds of people around them who share the exact same interest. There's no reason why you can't talk to a cosplayer or argue with a sperglord about how many episodes of S4 are canon while also getting merch and doing panels.
Going to a convention without planning on being social just seems like setting yourself up for failure to me.
This would be the only reason why i would go
This thread is killing me.
Reminds me of the yellow stars they would put on people in jewish ghettos during WW2
>Brownies put on badges
>Convention proceeds normally with usual spaghetti levels
>Suddenly US armed forces bursts into the convention building
>Round up everyone wearing a badge
>Brownies huddled into single room/
>They're crying uncontrollably and shitting their pants
>President Obama enters the room and faces the crowd
>"You must all be wonder why I, uhhhh, gathered you here today"
>He pulls off his face
>Wait a minute
>That's not his face
>He was wearing a fucking mask the entire time
>A white man's face appears with its signature mustache
>"Zat is because my verk is not yet finished. Ze Fourth Reich starts now, and vith it, the cleansing of the vorld of ze Jews and ze Bronies. Sieg!"
>All the soldiers salute
>One /pol/tard in the crowd also salutes but is shot on site
>The rest of the brownies are then rounded up and sent to their respective concentration camps depending on their favorite pone
>Dash and Rara fags get the worst ones
>MLP:FIM soon becomes cancelled and gets replaced by My Little Aryan Horse: Working for the Greater Good of Nazi Germany is Magic and also Heil Hitler and So Forth
>"You must all be wonder why I, uhhhh, gathered you here today"
>My Little Aryan Horse
>"You must all be wonder why I, uhhhh, gathered you here today"
Totally read that in his voice
Glad to know we still have entertaining people posting here
My fetish is to go up to red badge-wearers and snuggle them.
Then u see they are already hugging another ''person''
It'd be great if the red badge wearers were completely ignored when trying to do literally anything. Can't buy merch or food or ask questions. They should be treated as if they do not exist, purely for shits and giggles.
Laugh amongst yourselves all you want
but a pox upon anyone who's actually advocating to fuck with these people.
clearly they're helpless. If you get your kicks picking on the helpless, go to the pet store and buy some hamsters to microwave.
Kind of like that one episode of Twilight Zone where a form of punishment was "invisibility" where you're marked and no one is allowed to interact with you, not even to serve you goods or medical help.
I like it.
Someone should hand these out at the con
oh god, I'm so bad at social interaction that I'm actually starting to see these as a good idea
except that anyone coming up to my green badge will be someone wanting to talk about his fanfiction, it's obviously hot cosplayer repellent
this is why I stay away from cons
I need a "black" one, which means that if anybody steps on my new Jordans, I will kill them.
So can we get /mlp/ anons to make a compilation of images of the people wearing green/yellow/red? I'm assuming only autists will get these. Particularly interested in non-ironic reds.
i think it's a good idea.
heard the other month about a busload of autistic kids going to a lion king musical, but with all the considerations for autistic kids
parents were pleased with not feeling like they brought a burden to a public place, and the public place not a burden to the kids
oddly enough i was thinking about a pedophile support group for bronies. not to advocate child abuse but to just unload that shit in a safe environment. but god knows the world is having a hard enough time with men watching a 'girly' cartoon as it is.
/love and tolerate
Alright I'm gonna make a checklist for the red tags.
the funny thing is, /mlp/ (supposedly) uses the word faggot as an unimaginative insult rather than as a homophobic remark, and use brony to describe the undesirables proud rather than simply someone who likes the show
so when i say love and tolerate
what meaning would /mlp/ choose to take ?
tl;dr- nigga stop bean such a nitpicking popo
i-if you want to, that is..
>the funny thing is, /mlp/ (supposedly) uses the word faggot as an unimaginative insult
All of 4chan, actually. Also I heard that "love and tolerate" started as something that people would say to those who rage about ponies before the "undesirables" bronies mutated it into some kind of commandant.
Take away the face, and I'd say it looks legit.
What we SHOULD do, I says, is send all of these new badges to the fags at (necro)bronycon , therefore buttmadding them into cancelling the badge use, and harvest tasty tears.
still, just strikes me as too "us vs them" whenever someone tells someone else not to say this or that .
but eh, guess that's culture. for all its fruits and heads on stakes.
Bump before bed
Please post more pictures with the badges in them /mlp/ I love this thread
Made this dank meme for you guys, forgot to put red stickers on mi'ladies but enjoy
Fucking thank you bro. I knew posting that would pay off.
>@BronyCon @AndreaLibman I'm autistic and I like those kinda of nonverbal tools. This is my pony Spooky Twist pic.twitter.com/nR1unZXAgh
Holy fuck I'm in tears.
I laughed way too damn hard at that gif for some reason.
This thread is solid gold. Thank you, based OP.
Would Post Again.
>people who browse /mlp/ that don't think they're autism
top kek, fuck my brony friend who linked me to this thread
>>One /pol/tard in the crowd also salutes but is shot on site
>>Fat desperate neckbeards with green badges, still nobody wants to talk to them let alone be anyway around near them.
Fuck, I'm cringing already
>inb4 emo edgelords wearing red badges just for attention, secretly wanting people to ask them "what's wrong?"
>secretly wanting people to ask them "what's wrong?"
Holy shit, what? This can't be real...
It's a convention full of grown men obsessed with ponies that think it's cool to like them and that by doing it they're making a great change on society.
It may as well be an an Autism Speaks convention.
Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if they actually gave them a panel of their own.
You idiots are looking at this the wrong way: if you wear the yellow or red badge, it's autist-repellent.
>inb4 a group of actual autists is formed to ask the red ones "what's wrong" and bring autism to their day.
>inb4 the convention staff goes nazi on having absolutely everyone wearing the tags at all time
You can wear the grean one on your back and the red one on the front, so when autist aproach from behind for a chat and you turn around you get to delect yourself of their confusion and bewilderment at the sight of the red square pinned on your shirt.
This should be greatly amusing
I wanted to make a pink one for DESPERATE but my paint skills are weak
And spawn a new generation of babbys named after their alicorn OC with broken horn and a troubled past?
So here I am taking a shit and going through /mlp when I read your damn post. I laughed so damn hard my roomate thought something was wrong and started bang on the door.
Fuck you. Stip posting funny shit.