kek'd. Gotta catch all the autists.

this had better be fucking real
I want to see this shit

>>18893101
see https://twitter.com/BronyCon/status/492396695129706497

>>18893119
Holy shit. That's actually hilarious.

>>18893074
Red Team rules.

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>>18893074
>>18893119
This is too much.

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>>18893074
Oh my god
>mfw I'm an autist and think this is too autistic
WHY is this happening?

>Everyone starts wearing red badges

>>18893074
Bronycon: a place for autists (and even not-ists!)

But you know, I have to ask, suppose that everyone on Earth wore one of these:
Would anyone actually have a green badge? Seriously?

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>>18893200
>everyone standing around with grump faces and crossed arms
>non of them are having fun
>just the way they want

>>18893212
The loud autists.

>>18893188
Nice life story, anon.

>>18893231
But it isn't a life story. It's three lines of text referring to this current situation.

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>>18893074
Unfortunately I actually see this as more of a defense mechanism for socially well-adjusted people than a boon to autistics.

These cons are filled with all manner of idiot, sperglord, convicted rapists. I've been in this scenario before. Some 20 something lanky motherfucker that I swear to god smelled like semen walked up to me and said "your shirt is really cool looking. I like it. Wanna hear a story I wrote?" I have no idea why he was unsupervised, I'm skeptical he managed to get to the con by himself. I mean, it was obvious that the guy had some kind of learning disability. I can handle that, but there isn't always an easy way to get those people to go the fuck away.

If retards take this color coded thing seriously, I'm all for it. I'll wear that red badge with pride.

>>18893239
Cool. We find the fact that you're a girl with autism very interesting.

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>>18893074
>Fat desperate neckbeards with green badges, still nobody wants to talk to them let alone be anyway around near them.

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>>18893074
>>18893119

This can't be real. This is too fucking good...

>>18893293
But... I'm not a girl. No where did I say I was a girl. Why do you think I'm a girl?

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>>18893074
>>18893119

Now I'm hype.
Targets acquired.

>>18893364
Because everyone wants to be a little girl Anon, everyone

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>>18893074
HOLY FUCK
GUYS
http://blog.bronycon.org/post/92753912478/introducing-color-communications-badges-we-want
>"We’ve adapted the color-coded badges popularized by the Autistic Self Advocacy Network (ASAN)"
THIS IS REAL

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>>18893286

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>>18893174

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>>18893364
>not wanting to be the little girl
Are you sure you're autistic?

can i wear all three to confuse people?

>>18893410
>>18893466
Desire != reality though.

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Where is the Horse-News van?

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>>18893425

No... This... Oh my god...

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>>18893119
the sides

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>>18893498
You just gotta believe mang

Call the Capper, this shit should land on HN

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>>18893286
>pretending to be an autist to avoid autists

/r/equesting grumpy OC with the red badge as a cutiemark

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>>18893524
oh... my...

I CAN'T

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>>18893446

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>go to a large social gathering
>don't want interaction
Is there another reason to go to BronyCon?

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>>18893524

This is beautiful.

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>>18893524
>all of the fat retarded bronies wear green badges to the con

>nobody wants to talk to them except for undercover staff dedicated to talking to green badges without attention

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>>18893573
>this thread
>gold

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>>18893536

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>>18893598

Holy shit... Just why? Are we that fucking autistic now that we need to wear signs?

>>18893074
>tfw yellow describes how I feel all the time
Not even autistic, I just deeply distrust people I don't know. I can't help it, I wish I could

>>18893586
To see the panels, to talk to VAs, to buy fan merchandise, to get autographs, to watch a crowd of bumbling condensed autism, and to trigger electrical fires.

>>18893074
I want to request all 3 badges

>>18893619
If you're autistic enough to want to go to BronyCon, then yes.

>>18893619
Is it a requirement? I figured you only needed to wear them if you had autism. I've never been to a con. Mostly because shit like in the OP happens.

You have to be fucking me. There is no fucking way...


I can't. I just can't. Oh my fucking god. Really? There are so many emotions running through me right now it is hard to describe. I fucking hate our culture now. I hate it so much.

>>18893644
>to talk to VAs
Would be funny if the VA's all had the red badge

>>18893643
>I just deeply distrust people I don't know. I can't help it
Same here. It's not our fault that we're surrounded by retards. If they want to talk to us, they better fucking prove that they don't like windows in their spare time

>>18893074
Just had a mental image of Pinkie wearing a metric shit-ton of green badges and excitedly grinning ear-to-ear. Shit's cute, yo.

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>>18893643
>>18893702

>>18893713
Someone please draw this.

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Can I still get one guys?

>>18893074
I'm autistic.
Know I won't wear one: for one, it feels too much like wearing the star of David with "Jude" written on it.
Second of all, my psychiatrist tells me not to stick out like a sore thumb: wearing any of those badges would draw attention, whether it be wanted or unwanted and what little chance I have that I might be seen as a normal fucking human being gets reduced to zilch.

Although I understand it would reduce stress for some of 'em knowing social interaction's not gonna become paralysingly stressful because those around them know to back off when things get...well, stressful.

>>18893754
>average
>>>/out/

>>18893713
>Rarity wears a shit ton of red badges just because the masses of lard and autism disgust her deeply

>>18893675

BronyCon is passing out a set to everyone during registration and encouraging their use. -_-

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>>18893733
>introverted and cynical because people have proven themselves to be cruel and shallow cunts time and time again
>retarded
Shit, you've got me pegged, friendbro.

>>18893785
> -_-
but why?

>>18893799
/r/ing fat autist seeing a blinding red light and being excited thinking he was chosen to be a Red Lantern, only to receive red autism badge.

>>18893776
Oh, You know I always wanted to go innawoods and hunt for skinwalkers

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>>18893799
thank you based anon

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>>18893799
>red team leader, reporting in

Some edgelord seriously needs to go into a BronyCon and murderize everyone. Just plant some explosives in the crowd, or set fires near the extinguishers and the exits. Just stop BronyCon from being a thing.

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>>18893807

>>18893074
I want to see all the VA wearing the red bands.

>>18893813

Maybe they have several autistic members of their board and staff they're trying to appease?

Someone needs to make, and distribute, a parody set for if you want to cum inside RD or feel the pleasure of being cummed inside by RD.

>>18893857
Just fire I don't want more gun control

>>18893785
Not to everyone, only those who want them.

>>18893410
/tg/ pls

>>18893901

Why don't we make our own badges.

>Hooves only
If you don't have hooves I don't want to talk to you.

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>>18893713
>>18893799
>>18893882
This thread is wonderful.

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>>18893919

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>>18893700
What if it's just as planned?

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>>18893919

>>18893944
OMG
MY
SIDESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
FUCKING TOP MOTHER OF GOD KEK

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>>18893919

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>>18893944

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>>18893074
>>18893119
This is top fucking kek.

>>18893074

Waiting for the pics of some dude with the green sticker on his fly at the convention.

Is this the birth of an epic new meme ? XD

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>>18893119
I can't fucking breath

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>

Someone do Twilight wearing a yellow badge.

>>18893996
No, but it's pretty funny as it is, seeing as it's mocking brony conventions.

>>18893644
>>18882057

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Let's go /mlp/

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Look at the stars. Look how they shine for you.

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>>18893754
I think I'm ok.

What's this test out of, by the way? This is a really high score I just got.

>>18893119
Holy shit those comments.

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>>18894063
Fine.
Bend Over.

>>18894125
>how do you know which people want what colour?

>>18894087
the one i took the max was 50

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>>18894176

>>18894176
huehuehuehue

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This is just... wow.

I can't breathe. This is the funniest fucking thing I've seen all year.

>>18894177
fuck

>>18894014
nice.

>>18894205

All I feel is anger. I fucking hate everyone right now.

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>>18894292

You motherfucker

That is fucking hilarious.

>>18894292
>"Hey kid wanna /ss/"
>"arent you technically my mom"

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>>18894336

>"Hey kid wanna /ss/"
Literally the best fetish.

Taking red and acting like a green while maintaining a yellow disposition to people who respond to me.

>>18894366
yes

Is there a DTF badge? That would make things so much easier.

>>18894208
You're fucking Autistic as hell

>>18894468
There should be a pink version for those looking to hook up.

>>18894468

plz post original.

>>18894515
Never been diagnosed though.
So I'm ok..r-right?

>>18894541
is original

>>18894572

No way...Really?

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>>18893074

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I'd wear the fuck out of that red one.

>>18894547
I go see a doctor because you might also be a faggot
Have him fondle your balls
Reach inside of your shirt with those ice cold glove
allow him to lay you down
Then leave your yearly check up grabbing a lollipop or sticker on your way out

>>18894582
ye

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>>18893713

So....Pinkie Pie is

Supergreen?

I think it would be pretty funny to wear the red badge, start talking to random people with the green one, and while they are talking report them to the staff for harassing you.

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>>18893882
something like this?

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>>18894725

>>18894069
Fuck you, I was drinking soda. 8/10.

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>>18894762
I'd have to go with green here.

>>18894927
switch /mlp/ and /mu/

>>18894927
I think red would be better suited with /v/

>>18894762
>DYEWTS
?

>>18894954
This. I was expecting it to be so as well.

>>18894962

>Do You Even Watch The Show?

>>18894962

Do You Even Worship The Sun?

>>18894962
Do You Even Wallop The Snake?

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>>18894971

Ignore that....

>>18894970 Is correct.

BTW, I love every part of this thread.

>>18894962
Do You Even Wakeup Tolerant, Stranger?

>>18894990
Plox terminate self, hugbox faggot.
DO NOT HELP THE NEWFAGS

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>>18894709

>That fucking pic

Is nothing sacred?

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>>18893074
No, this shit has to be a ruse. This shit can't be real. Just when you think a fanbase as a whole can't get any more autistic they do this shit. This is GOLD. I can't stop laughting.

This isn't even something that BronyCon made up...

>>18895026

DYELAT, fedora-tipper?

lol holy fuck you people are a tragedy

Is there a badge for "I don't want to talk to anyone with autism?"

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>>18895026

I'm the one who came up with "worship the sun" idiot, and was correcting myself.

Don't like it? Tough shit.

>>18895089
No, 9/11 was. You insensitive prick.

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>>18895113

What is wrong with autism?

>>18895089

Us people? We're the ones laughing our asses off at this. No one laughs harder at a sperglord brony than the nor/mlp/eople.

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>>18893919

>>18895127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_23z9yJAq0

>>18894762
Third one should have been FMTTGB

>>18895112
Pics or you are a lying faggot on top of a hugbox.

>>18895171
That looks like low functioning autism tho.

>>18895190
What's that one?

>>18895192

Pics of what, dipshit?

>>18895161
of course you are

you're the ones who need to differentiate yourselves from these people the most

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>>18895204

>implying le bronies aren't like this

>>18895206
>I was the one who came up with "worship the sun"
Is your attention span to your own words this short?
You're a liar.

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>>18895192
>I don't know what a hugbox is but I'm a 15 year old trying my hardest to fit in

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>>18895206
I don't know if un-modded 4chan has this or not

>>18895216
None of the ones I know are

>>18895238
Nigga, any form of happy is a hugbox.
Stop being nice to eachother.
It's gross.

>>18895204
follow me to the gay bathhouse

That's an old one. Was as popular as IWTCIRD once upon a time.

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>>18893702
>not our fault that we're surrounded by retards
>on mulp
>implying you're not

>>18895244

Okay then.

This thread is retarded.

>>18895272
You're mom is retarded.

>>18895275
Who told you?!

>>18895244
>None of the ones I know are
Really? I know tons. They act like a bunch of obnoxious fuck heads bouncing around getting in the way of the "normal people" who lift up their hands uncomfortably to try and get through the sweaty smelly cesspool of social retardism.

I am NOT making this up.

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>>18893074

Dear god what is wrong with people? Do they seriously have to make special little badges so the people that have a spaz attack at any little confrontation can feel more comforted? I get people with special needs needing something like this, but COME ON PEOPLE! Conventions aren't made so you can go hide in a corner from everything you just payed to have access to. Fucking hell.

This shit is just redonkulous.

>>18895275
> you're

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>>18894352

awww

>>18895292
Bronies don't go to conventions to socialize idiot.

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>>18895190

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>>18895311
You're joking right? This is the ONE place they can go to circlejerk one another and everything about them. Of COURSE they go there to socialize, it's the one damn place where they won't feel like an outcasted manchild.

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COME TALK TO ME.

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>>18895385
Fuck me.

>>18895363
look im not that good with acronyms so, whats FMTTGB?

>>18895289
Well that's just chance, I think. Granted I only know three, but they're all level-headed enough. Remember that there are degrees of autism or something, from low to high functioning. The ones you know are probably closer to the low functioning end of the spectrum.

>>18895412
Faro mi tu za gei bazu haoso

>>18893222
Sounds like dashcob
Nice trips by the way

>>18894087
I don't think the test count for shit. I got an 8 and I still wish to buttsex with purplesmart.

>>18894366
My ethiope brudda

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>>18895451
>dashcob

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Think I'd wear this one when I wanted directions to the hotel breakfast buffet. It's a language everyone at the con would easily understand.

>>18895046

>http://blog.bronycon.org/post/92753912478/introducing-color-communications-badges-we-want

Not a ruse.

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>>18895306

>>18894352
FO:E is terrible and you should feel bad for liking it.

>>18895549
>you should feel bad for liking it
Why?

>>18895423
Drop the fucking moonspeak, you yellow nigger

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>>18894336
>"arent you technically my mom"
confirmed for never played mgs
fucking faggot

>>18895543

Thanks based anon

>>18895457
>Implying that wanting sexuals with best pony is a sign of autism
>not a natural urge

>>18895412
Follow me to the gay bathhouse

this is real huh? In some sick way im not even suprised.

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>>18895621
>helping newfags/retards who need spoonfeeding

>>18895584
>romanization/japanese accent pronouncing english words
>drop the moonspeak
But anon that post IS a yellow nigger dropping the moon speak.

>>18895639
I'm not a newfag and I didn't know what it meant myself. I'd never seen it acronym'd.

If I went there I'd kind of want to take that red one and plaster it all over my clothes for shits and giggles, but then people would probably actually not talk to me and that's like...

I mean in all honesty if you're not looking to socialize, what on earth are you doing at a convention, go be a sperg at home watching the livestream

>>18895666
sure what ever you say Satan

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>>18893074
>>18893119

>>18895666
Satan has spoken!'

>>18895735
Someone may want to put a speech bubble saying "Kill Me."

>>18895731

This so fucking much. Anon, we can totally be friends.

>>18894336
>technically my mom
>confusing The Boss with EVA
Komitto Zoudokou, anonu-san

>>18895731
Some people go to Conventions alone for merch and panels. Like me.

>>18895759
Sudoku would still be written sudoku tard.

>put on green badge and keep smiling
>wait until someone approaches
>look at them and drop smile
>immediately take off green badge and replace it with a red one

>>18895761
I don't know man I'd just think being around hundreds of likeminded people is 90% of the appeal, and grabbing overpriced merch is just a side attraction to have an excuse to meet up in the first place. And yeah panels are fun but again it's 100 people sitting in a room getting excited over some middle aged woman pretending to be cartoon horses, I mean that wouldn't be fun if you were on your own eh

>>18895791
Hehe.

Gotta make it the yellow one, if people knew their "meaning" then "do I know you?" strikes me as a fun response to when you're approached by somebody you don't feel like talking to

>>18895818
This. A lot of people have bad convention experiences because they go alone and expect not to be bothered at all by any of the hundreds of people around them who share the exact same interest. There's no reason why you can't talk to a cosplayer or argue with a sperglord about how many episodes of S4 are canon while also getting merch and doing panels.

Going to a convention without planning on being social just seems like setting yourself up for failure to me.

>>18895818
>talking with complete utter strangers in a crowd of hundreds
Jesus how horrifying

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>>18895791
This would be the only reason why i would go

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>>18893754
>maximum autism

This thread is killing me.

>>18894962
Damn Yates, Everyone Wants To Sex

>>18895791
>Get a bunch of badges.
>Apply two-sided tape to them.
>Glue the green badges on the backs of all autists with red badges elsewhere.
>Watch.

>>18893074
That's actually pretty cool...

>>18896257
How?

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Reminds me of the yellow stars they would put on people in jewish ghettos during WW2

>>18893074
>bronies are so autistic that they can't even initiate human interaction without autism badges

>>18896458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

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I may have to wear this.

>>18896485
I forgot to take it off from another thread, my bad.

>>18896350
>Brownies put on badges
>Convention proceeds normally with usual spaghetti levels
>Suddenly US armed forces bursts into the convention building
>Round up everyone wearing a badge
>Brownies huddled into single room/
>They're crying uncontrollably and shitting their pants
>President Obama enters the room and faces the crowd
>"You must all be wonder why I, uhhhh, gathered you here today"
>He pulls off his face
>Wait a minute
>That's not his face
>He was wearing a fucking mask the entire time
>A white man's face appears with its signature mustache
>"Zat is because my verk is not yet finished. Ze Fourth Reich starts now, and vith it, the cleansing of the vorld of ze Jews and ze Bronies. Sieg!"
>All the soldiers salute
>"Heil!"
>One /pol/tard in the crowd also salutes but is shot on site
>The rest of the brownies are then rounded up and sent to their respective concentration camps depending on their favorite pone
>Dash and Rara fags get the worst ones
>MLP:FIM soon becomes cancelled and gets replaced by My Little Aryan Horse: Working for the Greater Good of Nazi Germany is Magic and also Heil Hitler and So Forth

>>18896482
>trying to initiate human interaction, ever
well THERES your problem, silly!

>>18896543
I thought that was a noose at first

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>>18896570
i'll watch it just for her

>>18896570

Aryanne is best racial purity pony.

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>>18896570
>"You must all be wonder why I, uhhhh, gathered you here today"

>>18896570
>shot on site
shot on sight
fucking shit I did it again

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>>18896570
>My Little Aryan Horse
Fuck. Yes.

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>>18896570
>"You must all be wonder why I, uhhhh, gathered you here today"
I kek'd

Totally read that in his voice

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>>18896570
Glad to know we still have entertaining people posting here

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>>18893923

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>>18893923
>>18897283

>>18897283
>>18897304
Thank you Anon

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>>18897439
Welc.
slight color fix on this one.

Bronycon: only one of the places of the earth that the autism lv can be over 9000

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My fetish is to go up to red badge-wearers and snuggle them.

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>>18897851
Then u see they are already hugging another ''person''

>>18897851
It'd be great if the red badge wearers were completely ignored when trying to do literally anything. Can't buy merch or food or ask questions. They should be treated as if they do not exist, purely for shits and giggles.

>>18897876
Then I will whisper into their ear that we can go back to our hotel room and snuggle, while their friend can watch.

Laugh amongst yourselves all you want

but a pox upon anyone who's actually advocating to fuck with these people.

clearly they're helpless. If you get your kicks picking on the helpless, go to the pet store and buy some hamsters to microwave.

>>18897912
Kind of like that one episode of Twilight Zone where a form of punishment was "invisibility" where you're marked and no one is allowed to interact with you, not even to serve you goods or medical help.
I like it.

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>>18897946

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>>18897927

Could someone make a blue triangle badge?

>>18898484
Seems like you could make it yourself easily with MS Paint.

Someone should go dressed as a giant red badge, with a piss off sign around their neck.

>>18893698
>I fucking hate our culture now.
You mean you didn't before?

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>>18898037

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>>18898484
two seconds in ms paint

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>>18898629
Someone should hand these out at the con

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>>18895123

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>>18898733
I forget to write blue on it

>>18898766
I thought you were going for Illuminati back there. So is the idea that no one will know how they should approach you?

oh god, I'm so bad at social interaction that I'm actually starting to see these as a good idea

except that anyone coming up to my green badge will be someone wanting to talk about his fanfiction, it's obviously hot cosplayer repellent

this is why I stay away from cons

>>18898795
idk ask >>18898484 why he wanted a blue one

>>18898849
Oh.

>>18898579
See >>18898795

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I need a "black" one, which means that if anybody steps on my new Jordans, I will kill them.

>>18899157
>I need a "black" one

you posted one with your post...what

>>18899301
I think he means a physical one he can wear that also looks official.

>>18899339
that looks official

>>18899363
But it's 2D and composed of data. You can't wear data.

>>18899374
they make this thing called a printer

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Printer_%28computing%29

>>18899408
Yeah, I know.

>>18893074

So can we get /mlp/ anons to make a compilation of images of the people wearing green/yellow/red? I'm assuming only autists will get these. Particularly interested in non-ironic reds.

>>18899424
:)

>>18894962
>DYEWTS
DYERTB

>>18899569
What?

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>>18893074
i think it's a good idea.

heard the other month about a busload of autistic kids going to a lion king musical, but with all the considerations for autistic kids
parents were pleased with not feeling like they brought a burden to a public place, and the public place not a burden to the kids

oddly enough i was thinking about a pedophile support group for bronies. not to advocate child abuse but to just unload that shit in a safe environment. but god knows the world is having a hard enough time with men watching a 'girly' cartoon as it is.

/love and tolerate

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>>18893074
Alright I'm gonna make a checklist for the red tags.

>>18893074

Anyone know what font that is?

>>18899626
n-nothing

>>18899704
Okay.

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>>18899637
das a good 1

>>18899712
is it?

>>18899830
No, I didn't mean it as in "It's okay, I forgive you". I meant it as "Okay, I understand".

>>18899849
Made me snort.

>>18899873
oh

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>>18893074

>>18899667
wanna say it's either Arial or a variation on it but I don't know shit about typefaces so don't take my word for it

>>18899914
Chuckled.

>>18899958
nevermind once i opened the full pic it turned out I'm fucking retarded

>>18900184
If you see anyone wearing this symbol they want you to immediately sum indie of the

>>18900329
*inside
dammit I'm a failure to my family

>>18900408
I still don't know what you meant to say

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>>18896570
>Brownies

>>18900329
>>18900408
>>18900458
Dammit I made two mistakes
*them
time to commit sudoku

>>18899640
Ah.
I liked you until your last three words. I don't think you know where you are.

>>18900533
I think you made three mistakes

>>18900626
the funny thing is, /mlp/ (supposedly) uses the word faggot as an unimaginative insult rather than as a homophobic remark, and use brony to describe the undesirables proud rather than simply someone who likes the show
so when i say love and tolerate
what meaning would /mlp/ choose to take ?

tl;dr- nigga stop bean such a nitpicking popo
i-if you want to, that is..

>>18900329
>>18900408
>>18900458
>>18900533
>>18900638
Shit
*cum

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>>18900915

>>18900765
>the funny thing is, /mlp/ (supposedly) uses the word faggot as an unimaginative insult
All of 4chan, actually. Also I heard that "love and tolerate" started as something that people would say to those who rage about ponies before the "undesirables" bronies mutated it into some kind of commandant.

>>18899363
Take away the face, and I'd say it looks legit.
What we SHOULD do, I says, is send all of these new badges to the fags at (necro)bronycon , therefore buttmadding them into cancelling the badge use, and harvest tasty tears.

>>18901060
true. true.
still, just strikes me as too "us vs them" whenever someone tells someone else not to say this or that .
but eh, guess that's culture. for all its fruits and heads on stakes.

>>18893074
Just change the name to AutismCon and be done with it.

>>18893643
This makes you normal. The world is a fucked up place.

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Bump before bed
Please post more pictures with the badges in them /mlp/ I love this thread

>>18898766
If you fuckers handed these out, I would wear it, just to fuck with everyone

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>>18894684

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>>18899157
Here you go Anon, happy to be of service!

>>18899157
replace it with "nigger" and we're set

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Made this dank meme for you guys, forgot to put red stickers on mi'ladies but enjoy

>>18902530
>namefag
>email
>shit shoop
.01/10 you tried

>>18899640
why doesn't /mlp/, the anonymous brony board, set up a pedophile support gruop?

>>18902726
that would require effort and understanding from a bunch of anons that come here to laugh at autists and fap to shitty greentexts

>>18894541
Different anon here, but I'm quite sure it's one of florecentmoo's drawings.

florecentmoo and florecentmoo-nsfw would be good places to look

>>18895612
>RD as best pony
You are the autism here buddy, until you separate what your dick wants from what you know to be truly good and essential. Know this.

>>18902945
i think /mlp/ of all places is accepting of pedos tho
general sentiment across 4chan seems to be "as long as you don't touch kids."

>>18903596
/b/ is more accepting of pedos than any other board. Have you seen their loli threads?

>>18903779
/g/, /a/, /lit/ /adv/ /r9k/
we're all pedo here.

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>>18902960

Fucking thank you bro. I knew posting that would pay off.

>>18899667
Museo Sans

>>18893074

This is the best thread since the end of S4.


Thank you /mlp/

>>18900184
Out of all the parody badges in this thread, this is the one that needs to be made and worn.