It appears that a serial killer is now causing havoc all over /mlp/ let's put a stop to this.
Dubs - You Die
Trip - You're a suspect
Quads - You are the found as the killer
>>18881615
I-its still to early
We currently have absolutely no leads, so any help is appreciated
>>18881655
Welp, so much for this investigation.
>>18881666
Anonymous is our only suspect and I've been killed.
>>18881655
You're fuckin' dead
>>18881666
You get in the van
>>18881666
You're under arrest for suspicion of the Murder of Miles Edgeworth Pal!
We're all ded!
It's okay, I've got a pony meat-shield
Where's the doc when we need him?
>>18881789
Banned.
I'm gonna take down this murderer with my katana
????????????!
>>18881615
https://www.4chan.org/rules#global3
Do not post the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry"), grotesque ("guro"), post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography. Keep /pol/ in /pol/. In essence: Don't shitpost.
>post number GETs ("dubs")
subtlety is fucking lost here
>>18881516
>>18881822
oh god another victim
investigator plushie here to take over for miles
>>18881859
Fuck off rulefag
>>18881822
ONII-CHAN
>>18881859
suck all the dix
B-baka *dies*
Sorry I'm late, I just went to the wrong murder thread, damn.
Fuck it
Citoyens! I have arrived to put an order on this!
>>18881873
I want a perimeter formed and someone dusting for prints now.
>>18881983
welcome back dear sister, dodging bullets in more than one arena are we?
>>18881615
Too fucking early.
greetings friends!
>>18882008
I'm not going back to the other one, it's too weird.
>>18882021
Salutations!
>>18882020
i actually requested an early meet and murder, you know, work stuff...
Mot is not krill
Why is nobody dying anymore?
>>18882008
You stop making her angry. We have work to do.
>>18882025
indeed, a continuation of last installment would put us at you ded 14 times, myself once, in case you had forgotten
>>18882042
huzzah! the opaque, plump beauty is no longer dead!
>>18882001
is anyone here ever been on an investigation before look lively people.
>>18882075
I had not
>>18882053
>>18882061
well then great leader, our lawyer and fedora tipping mascot are gone, how shall we procede?
>>18882059
Maybe the murder got bored. But this is temporary. Somebody will die.
>>18882081
i have been! wait, investigators or investagatees...
>>18882076
Plump?
>>18882111
ohhh, loook at fashion horse
I'm rootin' for putin
>>18882111
Why'd you do it Rarity?
>>18882124
uhh.!.. l-look a murderer! >>18882111
>>18882106
Perhaps we should search his body if he was stabbed or shot.
>>18882111
where were you at last night rarararararrararararrarar
>>18882081
Quick question, sentient plushie unholy crusade, past bin or greentext ?
Regardless, the story will be fully completed with chapters before posting, see you in 2 weeks.
>>18882133
fashion horse does not a russia it seems
>>18882133
May he rest in peace.
>>18882162
either or
>>18882153
I see that killer, you're off the hook for now.
rolling for ronald reagan
>>18881683
>Mfw I had that Duck tales game on NES.
>>18882155
fashion horse does not a france either...interesting
prominent leaders, look out celestia
>>18882170
gods protect us...your sister is rather, how do you say, snobby isnt she...
German superior nation. We invade French.
>>18882155
Napoleon it appears you have died.
>>18882155
Well shit.
>>18882185
Red fog or the wind shall win the heart of the toys?
A new force is coming...
>>18882205
She can be, though she appears to be better than she was last night.
Fench is dead. German now invades Polish.
>>18882133
Looks likes He was Russian his investigation too much
>>18882230
well its hard to gloat over your corpse when there isnt yet a corpse to gloat over
>>18882206
We invade Prussia too.
>>18882245
True enough
mmm celestias sweet plump fuzzy...oh god the things that mare could do...
>>18882242
I wish someone would kill you carlos
>>18882261
French is already dead. Dead cannot invade German.
>>18882265
You were very close to dying you pervert, be careful.
>>18882245
>>18882262
some issues need resolving? or were you two born holding daggers to eachother.
moooot is kil
>>18882155
Ah He was just a few leads too SHORT
>>18882292
She called me a poopyface when we were little.
Murder get !
>>18882292
holding, throwing, magic-ing
>>18882300
indeed.
>>18882279
I am a ghost. I can do anything. Now lets resolve who killed me, or else you will be dead too. AUX ARMS CITOYENS!!!
>>18882300
indeed he is
>>18882300
Indeed he is
>>18882306
No stop
>>18882306
god damn it carlos
>>18882326
>>18882300
leaders still falling, less prominent but still
>>18882320
>>18882330
>>18882332
This hivemind
Sorry I'm late. My Reichnet connection decided to take the day off. What have I missed?
>>18881615
Shit, I'm late.
At least this time I might be able to actually use William Hartnell.
>>18882300
NO U!
This is the longest I've survived in a long time.
>>18882353
What the fuck did you just said about me Prussian?
>>18882306
Oh bugger. why not search my body for evidences?
>>18882383
German is invading French.
>>18882394
doctor doctor give me the news
>>18882413
Fuck off Bismarck. I'm in charge now.
>>18882399
Damnit, I was enjoying life too.
>>18882399
#rekt
>>18882394
Hello doctor. Its good to see you.
>>18882394
oh goodie "target practice" is here again...
>>18882417
You're a faggot, my dear.
>>18881655
Stand aside, Edgeworth. Let me show you how a real prosecutor handles things.
>>18882399
GLORIOUS IRONY
>>18882394
Good to see you again Doctor, I've already died sadly.
>>18882383
I am dead
>>18882444
You're under arrest, heathen.
>>18882444
that's a whole lot of evidence pointing at you.
>>18882432
can you still haunt my dreams like your...yandere sis does?
>>18882444
fashion horse and suomynona tag team? how dare you kill my sister?
>>18882458
>>18882436
>Ghosts
>Just so you can stay in the game
Please stop.
>>18882462
Ah, so the score is now:
Deutschland: 4
Franreich: 2
>>18882444
Well that was just meant to be.
>>18882429
Ha! You think you are in control? I united German, I am the true ruler of Deutschland.
>>18882462
NO YOUR NOT I AM!!!!!
>>18882458
Well for once I've lasted longer in my first incarnation than you.
What's the current happenings?
Overlord Manatee is ready for the killer.
Whats going on in this thread?
>>18882476
Nope, but I can haunt you now.
>>18882486
careful, horse is tasty you know...
>>18882487
anonymous, so you arent even participating
please stop
>>18882498
so close..
Maybe next time?
>>18882487
No fuck you.
>>18882444
You. That knife you are holding looks exactly like the one that stabbed me.
>>18882490
Just wait...
>>18882510
We're invading Poland.
>>18882493
I'm sorry, which one of us is the emperor?
>>18882501
Edgeworth died, a neckbeard died, Napoleon died, Rarity is a suspect, and moot died. I am also dead.
>>18882513
i fear not the ded
>>18882521
damn it!! so close..
kill get!
Don't worry horsefuckers. Spidey is here!
>>18882501
Well doc. I died. Me and the germans are fighting again.
>>18882487
Hey man, did you come here just to be rude?
>>18882555
the suspects continue to gather
>>18882540
Ha ha ha, you got beat down by silly French. French is of gettings bitchslapped by me.
>>18882555
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
OH THE IRONY!!!
>>18882558
fourth times the charm then?
>>18882538
Suspect and murderer are two different thing, Emperor.
Let's not jump to quick conclusions.
>>18882545
you live on in my heart dear sweet...plump, delicious,sexy...umm...
>>18882555
You!
>>18882566
such ghost killing
>>18882569
Hello ghost celestia! How have you been holding up.
>>18882599
Well then
>>18882588
swag!
>>18882566
This ghost killings is of proving French is inferior to mighty German.
>>18882588
it would appear so anon
>>18882599
Well, it seems we've lost a suspect.
Now
>>18882555
will be the source of our investigation.
>>18882619
I'm dead but it is also my birthday so all is well.
>>18882596
Well doc, its just that the knife looks familiar to the one that was used to kill me. So I just guessed it.
>>18882644
can the dead die
>>18882644
birthday, deathday. either way its a par-tay
>>18882641
Doctor, I see your curse has been lifted.
>>18882586
>beat down by silly French
Haven't you seen the score? >>18882490
>>18882588
Yes it is
I see all.
what do i get to do when i'm dead.
laugh at murder victims?
>>18882665
Nevermind. The score is now:
Deutschland: 5
Frankreich: 2
>>18882636
Honestly, the Polandball Engrish is getting quite annoying, sir.
>>18882681
Pretty much you could also help figure out who done it.
Do not fear, for Phoenix is here!
Edgeworth may be dead, but I stand strong!
>>18882681
sneak into young girls showers and watch them masturbate of course
>>18882699
RIP
>>18882699
>>18882700
Why must it be this way?
thank mr skeltal
>>18882699
Au revoir. Doctor. It was good working with you.
>>18882719
No. He's coming back. It's gonna be second now.
>>18882699
It has begun.
>>18882699
Fine, I will speak correctly in honor of your life.
>>18882715
all right! mah main man..
S'up bitches
>>18882727
thank mr skeltal
>>18882700
delicious 3 kill
>>18882738
The curse returns.
>>18882740
>Bismarck learns to speak like an adult
It's a Christmas miracle.
>>18882733
RIP
>>18882738
Hello 2nd place English. Its been a while.
"dear brother, this note is to tell you that i am dead, and that celestia is a fucking sexy goddes, and do not utter that alou..." whoops.
>>18882738
Stay alive this time okay?
>>18882744
now you see, you do immoral things like that and you get kill
>>18882764
Even Henry Ford has shown up for the gathering at todays court session! ...OH CRAP, almost forgot!
THE DEFENSE IS READY YOUR HONOR
>>18882765
Indeed. I finally went to kindergarten.
>>18882771
It has been. Let the curse continue, as Tia would say.
Now, back to the case.
>>18882765
Yes it is friend. yes it is. Would be better if he died.
>>18882778
At least you didn't say Wonder Woman
>>18882788
Not you too! We're losing detectives left and right.
>>18882788
the pheonix is down
>>18881859
>>18882800
Or not.
>>18882727
you did it wrong you fucking faggot
you're supposed to thank mr skeltal /ON/ the picture. no good bones for you retard
>>18882778
nope not gonna allow you to die.
It's two damn crowded in cool ghost heaven.
You will be in lame ghost heaven...
>>18882788
Mr. Wright? You look pale!
MR. WRIGHT?!
>>18882800
Well that was fast. Au revoir.
>>18882821
But Spidey is not out!
>>18882800
Damn
>>18882804
Why won't France just stay dead? Every time you die you just come back kicking again. It's the World Wars all over again.
>>18882851
wow 2010 is here to help with the investigation
>>18882847
spidey shall save us all
>>18882778
I will get a restraining order.
>>18882800
dying again doctor?
>>18882815
the things my brother says about you, youd swear he wished to court you!
>>18882873
You got that right!
>>18882800
Perhaps I'll go a little longer this time.
>>18882846
S'il vous plait monsieur
>>18882888
You are just as suspicious as your brother.
>>18882858
Speaking of assholes that won't stay dead....
>>18882886
the doctor is always dying, just ignore it, he wants attention almost as bad as 'tia
First we lose the prosecution, and now the defense. Who can replace them?
>mfw I am now kill
>>18882888
We got another fucking suspect
>>18882858
You still think we surrender this easily?
>>18882842
Y-your homor!
I *GACK* ...need to be e-excused from.. excused from...
*THUD*
>>18882888
It seems guilt simply runs in the family.
LOL u just got le trickd
>>18882922
no! not octy!
>>18882922
yes you are.
>>18882834
Snip'd
>>18882922
Octavia is kill
>>18882936
Mr. Wright please,You're dead
>>18882951
I thought you enjoyed the death, Luna?
Hodor?
>>18882960
yes she is..
>>18882920
The defense is READY, your honor!
Alright I'm taking over! This investigation is now under my command.
>>18882970
of celestia perhaps, octavia was a drab sad grey thing, i can relate
>>18882897
Just look out. I have a feeling it was Suomyona's brother that killed his brother, me, Celestia, the first and the second doctor.
>>18882936
Phoenix, no!
>>18882990
Welcome to the party, Ms. Fey.
>>18883000
Rarity, you are treading on thin ice.
>>18882981
damn I've made about 7-10 posts without croaking yet.
>>18883000
I knew it was your raricunt
Don't worry I have arrived to solve this crime
>>18882917
>>18882930
I have to deal with corruption on the inside and French rebels? This day just gets better and better.
>>18883000
fashion horse rears her head again
Since you guys were the first on the scene, which of you is in charge here?
>>18883012
please, im no murderer, im a lawyer.
Why must all these people die? If we can just put our heads together. We can solve this!!!
>>18883000
Looks like we have a new suspect your honor...
Shi-Long, take her away for questioning!
>>18883000
Or maybe it was you who did so...... French wannabe....
>>18883030
shit, spidey has failed us
>>18883035
I am.
>>18883018
>corruption on the inside
Gott verdammt, ich bin der Kaiser!
You're the traitor, faggot.
>>18882990
Excellent! As for the prosecution... is >>18882450 still present?
>>18883035
I would assume Emperor Napoleon.
And if not him, then I.
>>18883000
whoa what do we have here?
>>18883044
lel gg
>>18883044
death, 3x concentrated
>>18883050
How?
>>18883067
Hello doctor. I trust you've been dying lately?
>>18883030
Lang Zi says: "A cub who disrespects others soon feels the disciplinary bite of an elder."
>>18883060
Of course the prosecution is ready, Your Honor. Bang your gavel and get on with it.
>>18883081
you look suspicious ms luno.
>>18883044
You seem to die more often than I do now a days.
Hodor!
>>18883000
Is Rarity the killer of Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth?
We'll be back with the DNA analysis!
>>18883085
>>18883030
by dying son, 3030 dubs
>>18883099
>>18883099
Not Costanza! Anyone but Costanza!
>>18883067
Oh doctor, i believe it is only you who can band us together and solve this case, for all the fallen people.
>>18883087
I never get a moment's rest.
>>18883111
in cohoots with the dress maker I see.
>>18883056
No need for insults, friend.
>>18883111
now Luna is a suspect too
>>18883100
hoho bitch, prove it was me
>>18883100
oh dear is that...blood...
>>18883111
Hold it right there, Seto Luna! It's time, to duel!
>>18883111
Dear sister you're looking rather suspicious over there.
>>18883125
>friend
No. Fuck you. Go to hell.
>>18883117
You can rest by dying permanently.
Rollin' Let's hope i get something.
>>18883070
why i live so longggggggg
>>18883067
Since you guys already put some work in, I'll let you stay and investigate with me if you can brief me on the situation.
>>18883111
That's not dubs.
Dubs is the last two numbers being the same.
Are you sure your not new here?
>>18883111
How can we possibly handle two suspects at once!
Erngh, just take both of them in for now...
>>18883117
I can imagine.
>>18883111
And what have we here?
>>18883155
You get to die.
>>18883155
and now you're dead bitch!
>>18883150
Right then. I suppose this means civil war?
>>18883166
hi dead annon!
>>18883146
looking suspicious is better than looking dead
>>18883145
>Post ending in 5
>>18883166
He is dead.
>>18883164
We've managed before, and we can still.
>>18883145
>>18883193
I play Dark Magician, in attack mode!
>>18883098
O-Of course. But, have there even been any witnesses? All of the deaths have been instantaneous!
>>18883187
No. It just means that you're fired.
Kaiser>Chancellor
Did I win?
>>18883196
not this nigga i hope he dies soon with his red tape
booo sheiiit!
>>18883192
You're right there, but you might want to go in to hiding before the police get you.
>>18883211
another leader down...
>>18883211
Allemagne: 7
France: 3
Eh... Good enough
>>18883166
Hodor...
>>18883222
What's this?
>>18883211
And this means that you're dead. Long live Bismarck.
>>18883222
Another suspect?!
>>18883222
Well well well.
Thinking about taking a few live before you take your own? not on my watch buddy.
>>18883210
OBJECTION!
Everybody has the right to a fair trial, even baby Moses!
>>18883222
at least i didn't get murdered
also
>din do nothin!
>>18883238
Well, it's not quite Bra7i1, but I'll take it.
>>18883222
hope he dies huh?
This is nice thread.
With many leaders that have fallen, it is time for a queen to rise.
>>18883255
Now you are.
>>18883255
-=- well fuck... told you
Detective Arin is on the case! Don't you fuckers worry!
What are our leads?
>>18883210
Yes, your Honor. One young man, a local card game enthusiast, claims to have seen one of the suspects colluding with another, immediately before one of the deaths took place.
The prosecution calls Yugi Motou to the stand.
>>18883222
>>18883255
highly suspicious
>>18883277
ahahahahhahhhhahahahahahahahahaha LOL U DEAD NIGGA!!!
>>18883281
I already had this case! All these other fuckers just showed up and started acting like they knew shit.
>>18883269
This won't last long,
>>18883287
...
>>18883300
Awww shit the city of Venice done died
i wonder who the killer is
>>18883287
May you also add to the report that we in fact have two suspects to present?
>>18883299
highly, highly suspicious
>>18883299
Luna, care to join me in Hell?
>>18883300
what he saw when he got shoved out of a 747!
HAW HAW!
>>18883299
bye Luna
>>18883322
Dead. Double dead. Killed while regenerating. Doctor gone.
>>18883327
I wonder who could be behind this...
>>18883316
Your name and occupation, for the record.
>>18883322
Yes, of course, doctor.
>Court Record updated
Damn... Everyone's dying.
>>18883322
dem numbers doc
>>18883332
>off by one
This could count as suspicious
>>18883322
Fourth doctor now.
>>18883348
Whoops, forgot my name. Was posting in another thread.
>mfw
>>18883303
I did not just 'show up' acting like i know shit, i have mearly been using my soldiers to capture said suspects.
>>18883313
Excuse me?
>>18883332
Narrowly evaded that, sir.
Also, a new incarnation has arrived.
>>18883277
>>18883299
>>18883300
JESUS CHRIST! Dead bodies all around us! It's like a damn zombie apocolypse!
>>18883303
Well, that's not to say we can't all work together, right?
I just wonder who the hell likes to go on SUCH a killing spree like this...
>>18883322
Damn that's a third time they got you old man.
>>18883383
Don't worry! I'm on the case, Doctor!
>>18883360
yeah. ssuuuuusss.
>>18883017
Where the hell you been?
>>18883388
Arin you are dead.
>>18883379
...Hodor.
>>18883379
u gon die, avoid like all the nope
>>18883388
You done fucked up.
>>18883347
Stop being an immortal fag.
>>18883379
I said you're not gonna last long.
>>18883348
My name - or rather, my host's name - is Yugi Motou. I am the current reigning King of Games.
>>18883388
And that's another one to add to the pile.
>>18883378
The court will recognize that the previous statement was made you, Mr. von Karma
>>18883400
not again...
gotta catch em all!
>>18883396
CHANGELING AMONG US
>>18883379
>>18883411
>>18883411
Otto is dead.
Hi guys
lel he had shit taste in vidya to begin anyway
>>18883383
Ahh good, good... Should we do something about Luna's body now that she is dead?
>>18883444
Spiderman, you are a suspect, having been caught attempting possible rape with a rapier
>>18883444
fuck spiderman you too?
>>18883424
What happens if someone is murdered in the court?
Do the lights go out so that the killer is unseen?
>>18883444
Spiderman?!
>>18883420
Very well. Your testimony, now.
*fingersnap*
I didn't do it.
>>18883444
I bet all this web on the bodies is yours
>>18883406
twiligt is to danger leave soon thread is kill everypone.
image cap
>>18883474
You are correct, Anon.
>>18883411
Top kek.
You ded, faget.
>>18883459
>>18883460
Shit when did this happen?
Also image cap reached.
>>18883406
>>18883411
I bet that my soldiers and I will last longer then the both of you put together, and i have
>>18883389
I think it's time the prosecution and defense team up after a while...
Whaddaya say Shi-Long? Deal?
>>18883444
You. drop the shank.
New thread?
>>18883388
SHIEEET!
Well, I'll watch from the sidelines
Too many fuckin' ghosts around hear to count, don't wanna add to the damn group around us.
>>18883495
I'll start a new function from the TARDIS.
Everyone check for new thread from me.
>>18883495
ohshit nigga
>>18883500
ded defense is ded
>>18883508
Please.
>>18883461
Well, not necessarily. Though the murderer would probably plan something like that...
>>18883500
Mia is dead.
Hodor! Hodor!
>>18883500
fey is kill...
>>18883524
Don't worry, my troops are on patrol.
IMAGE LIMIT REACHED. CREATING ANOTHER THREAD BRB
>>18883514
Yay, it is happening.
>>18883500
Ms. Fey!
Oh dear, where will we find a third defense attorney?
>>18883520
ttwilght run this is no place 4 pone...
>>18883555
SHIT, this doesn't count right?!
>>18881615
New thread
>>18883586
>>18883586
>>18883586
>>18883555
ahhhhahhhh you sly asss mutha fugga
ITS HAPPENING
>>18883500
Damn it they even got her!
Dammit, thats the 2nd defense this last 7 minutes.
>>18883556
J...judge
Someone...
Help... meeeeee...
*THUD*
>Risk gets scruffed
>This stays up
I call bullshit.
>>18883692
Yeah, and the archive didn't update either.
Ha Ha fuck the rules I'm rolling