>"This is some bomb-ass tea, Anon"

>"This is some bomb ass-tea, Anon"

>''This is some ass bomb-tea, Anon''

>"This is some bomb ass-tea, Anon"

Get your fucking hooves off the table you filthy pony.

>>18827515
>>18827564
>>18827576
jesus christ.

>>18827487
>Shining pushes his muzzle back into the cup and resumes his noisy lapping of the beverage within
>you glance up from your own cup
"Bro, that's just regular-ass tea with a couple spoonfuls of crystallized honey, shit's dope"
>"Tight, tight"
>he takes another thoughtful slurp of tea, savouring it for a moment before swallowing
>"You should teach me how to make that sometime, Bro"
"Nothin' to it man, just chuck half jar of honey in the icebox for a day or two"
>you sip your own tea and gaze pointedly at your bro shiny, who sits across the table from you
>he shifts slightly in his chair as your eyes meet, then he quickly turns his focus back to his teacup
"You said in the letter you sent this morning that you wanted to meet up real soon to talk about something, though"
>you set your own cup down on the saucer in front of you and stare at it, intertwining your fingers and resting your chin upon them
"And I get the feeling that 'something' isn't tea, yeah, Bro?"
>Shiny fidgets again and then lifts his head, trying to look you in the eye
>he succeeds for a brief moment before dropping his head back down
>"Uh... yeah, there was... something..."
>he trails off
>you knew it. you hadn't misread the tone of that letter. that momentary look he just gave you confirmed it
>something was troubling your Bro
>and it was up to you, as his Bro, to help him expose and defeat this inner weakness
>so sayeth the Bro Code

>"This is some bomb ass-tea, Anon"

>"This is some bomb ass-tea, Anon"

>>18827711
>"Those are some bomb ass-dubs, Anon"

>>18827722
>>18827711

>''This is some bomb ass cancer, Anon''

>"This is some bomb Anon-tea, ass"

>>18827623
"You know you can talk to me about anything, right Bro?"
>you scoot forward in your chair as you say this, resting your arms on the table with your palms encircling the teacup before you
>Shining gives his own tea a long gulp and then once again attempts to meet your gaze
>he manages to hold it long enough to ask a question before his eyes dart away from yours
>"Really though? I mean... you really are my Bro, right?"
>you are startled. you weren't expecting that. surely he wasn't saying...
"Whoa man, is that what this is about? Of course I'm your Bro!"
>"N-no, that's not what I..."
>he stammers and trails off again before resuming his explanation
>"I need to know I can trust you. Don't just SAY you're my Bro, you know?"
>you push your chair out from under the table and rise to your feet, fist pressed against your heart as you prepare to recite the Broath of Allegiance
>your bro interrupts you before you can begin
>"That's not what I meant, man!"
>you sit back down sheepishly as Shiny takes a deep breath and prepares to speak again
>"Just promise me that nothing leaves this room, alright?"
"Of course, dude. Bro's honour"
>the unicorn exhales heavily, then continues, a pained expression on his horsey face
>"Good. Okay. I didn't know who else to talk to about this, and you're my best Bro and all..."
"It's cool man, lay it on me. I wanna help you, Bro"
>you scooch your seat around the edge of the circular table until you are nearly but not quite sitting next to your Bro
>nudging his own chair around to face towards you, he appears to be steeling himself for what he has to say
>both of you remain silent for a few moments
>the only sound you register is the living room clock punctuating the seconds as they pass

>''These are some bomb ass quads, Anon''

>"ass tea some. is Anon, This

>>18827786
Not even close.

>"This is some ass-bomb ass, tea"

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>>18827487
>>18827515
>>18827564
>>18827576
>>18827675
>>18827711
>>18827722
>>18827757
>>18827769
>>18827786
>>18827814

>>18827773
Keep going fgt

>tea, ass bomb- Anon" "This is

>>18827773
keep going faggot

>tea, bomb- Anon" "This is ass

>"This is some bomb-ass tea, Anon"

>"This is some bomb-ass tea, Anon"

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>"This is some boomb-as tic, Anon!"

>bomb- Anon" ass "This is tea,

>This is some ass tea, bomb Anon.

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>>18827487
>"This is the Boston bombing, Anon"

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>>18827773
>the timepiece had barely ticked thrice before Shining's voice pierced the silence that enveloped the two of you
>"Cadence and I... it was our anniversary yesterday"
>you nod, this not being news to you
>"After dinner she told me she had a surprise for me, so naturally I'm all 'aw yiss', yeah?"
>you nod again, visual agreement that you believe that he was indeed all 'aw yiss' as claimed
>"When I get to the bedroom and she has these... shackles. The kind the royal guard use that block magic, you know em."
>a third nod and he continues
>"I get on the bed like she says, then she snaps those things onto me so I can't move or get up"
>"And I'm thinking 'alright, a little bit of bondage can't be too bad, let's see where this goes'"
>your Bro has started to nervously twiddle his hooves as he recounts his memories
>"So that's what I keep telling myself that while she puts the gag in..."
>you don't like where this is going
>"Right up until she opens a closet and Twilight jumps out yelling "SURPRISE""
>you definitely don't like where this is going
>"Then she... Cadence... while Twilight watched she..."
>Shining covers his eyes with a foreleg and shudders softly, but he forces the words out in a voice barely above a whisper

>' "This is some bomb-ass tea, Anon" ' - Anon 2014

>some ass bomb- "This tea, is Anon"

>>18827945
>"This is a bomb-ass story, Anon."

>"This is some bomb-ass tea, Anon"

>>18827945
>Twilight and Cadence go into the other room to "get some REAL stallion meat"
>Shining lies there, forced to listen to his wife and his sister have sex
>"Oh yeah, oh harder Pat, oh fuck..."

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>>18827945
>"She took my... stallionhood"
>you blink, puzzled
"Wait, what? If you guys never did it before then what about all those stories you told me about her? I mean it's pretty weird that your sister was there but-"
>Shining cuts you off by dropping his hoof and glaring at you, the tears he had been hiding still clouding his eyes
>"Not my virginity, dumbass! Not that one anyway... I mean the one that you can only give to... another stallion"
>his head droops as he utters the last two words, tears now rolling freely down his cheeks and onto the floor between the two of you
>does he mean... oh Jesus
>"And with a-a piece of plastic!"
>you've heard enough
>you lean forward and pull the small white horse into a powerful brohug, wrapping your arms around the back of his neck and holding him tightly to yourself
>he buries his snout into your shoulder and starts crying openly, soaking your shirt with saltwater and blowing snot bubbles
>one of your hand finds purchase behind his ear as you cradle his head, your fingers curled into his soft blue mane
>in turn you feel his forelegs slither around your midsection to clutch your back as he surrenders himself to the embrace
>Shiny mumbles something faintly, his voice muffled by your body
"What was that, Bro?"
>he turns his head towards yours, his eyes closed, and says it again just loudly enough for you to hear before breaking into a fresh wave of sobs
>"It was supposed to be for you, Bro"

>"This is some bomb-ass tea, Anon"

>"This is some bomb-ass tea, Anon"

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>>18828138
>"It was supposed to be for you, Bro"

>"That gave me some bomb-ass feels, Anon."

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>>18828138
Wow. Oh wow. Cunt of the year, coming through.

>"This is some bomb-ass tea, Anon"

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>>18828138
I'm still in my lurking phase and don't usually comment. But that was a good story. I put of going to bed for this story.

>"This is some bomb-ass tea, Anon"

>"This is some bomb-ass tea, Anon"

>>18828138
...Soooooo
I'm pretty sure Candyass is now a rapist.

>this thread
>my sides
This is some bomb-ass tea, Anons.

>>18828385
>"This is some bomb-ass truth, Anon"

>>18828399
Bomb-ass dubs confirm bomb-ass truth.

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>>18827515
>>18827564
>>18827576
>>18827675
>>18827711
>>18827722
>>18827757
>>18827769
>>18827814
>>18827850
>>18827867
>>18827882
>>18827893
>>18827902
>>18827903
>>18827936
>>18827941
>>18827958
>>18828034
>>18828035
>>18828083
>>18828153
>>18828164
>>18828253
>>18828315
>>18828338
>>18828399
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrMinXgBGdU

>"This is some bomb-ass coffee, Anon"

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A BOMB-ASS TEA

>>18828468
>"This is some bomb-ass tea, Anon"

>>18828522
this is some tea with a bomb in tea, ass anon

>>18827487
No, duuude.
This is BonBon's ass "tea"

>>18828585
but bon bon hates tea and anal,

>>18828598
Bon Bon hates everything.
Even vests.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TESNrE2GNB

>>18828453

THE BOMB-ANON-ICON!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyS4bHD5-2g

>"This is some bomb -ass tea , Anon"

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>>18827487
Is it?

>>18828613
BonBon hates everything.
Except Lyra.

>"This is some bomb-ass tea, Anon"

>"This is some bomb-ass tea, Anon"

>>18827487

That's because there is vodka in it.

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>>18828207
don't forget the purple one, she just watched the whole thing

>>18828138
jesus this story

>>18827487
ITS PAINT ASSHOLE

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>>18827936

>>18827487
Two words. Mint leaf.

>>18828035
>>18828173
>>18828259
>>18830709
glad some people enjoyed it, I've never writefaggoted anything before so I was thinking this would be shit, but the idea got stuck in my brain so I wanted to give it a shot

obvious fishing for praise is what writefags do too, right?

>"Hey wanna know a secret?"
>"Yeah anon!"
>"I cummed in it"

>>18832262
Requesting followup where Anon "comforts" Shining

>>18832262
>>18832488
requesting clopfic of anon "comforting" shining

>>18832488
I have a short epilogue in mind but it probably won't turn out as gay as your quotation marks imply, sadly

or maybe I should check your dubs and write some good old fashioned colt clop, who knows

>>18832556
anal pls

>>18832598
For once, the namefag is right.

>>18832598
well obviously, but whose anal?

I'll probably try and write something later tonight, but don't hold me to the clop part

maybe just a handy

>>18832750
Story ends where it sounds like Shining needs to reestablish his manhood, but I guess you can't go wrong either way

>>18832750
do i look like a fag? obviously have them both fuck eachothers butts

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>>18832854

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>>18828138
Hit me right where it hurts.

>>18828138
Doesn't count until you do it with a real-life dick.

Unless you're a lesbian I guess. But pegging doesn't count as taking your anal virginity.

Go, Anonymous. Take his Stallionhood for real.

bamp

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>>18832750
What a tease. Need some sleep

>>18834027
sorry bro, the night is still young here in ausfag land, guess I didnt think of that

>>18834043
We're hitting 4:30am east coast USA. I really should head in for the night

>>18834229
333 here

WHAT IS SO FUCKING "BOMB-ASS" ABOUT THE THRICE-DAMNED TEA THAT YOU KEEP SLURPING DOWN YOUR GROTESQUE SEMEN-LINED FUCKING GULLET YOU AMBIGUOUS AND UNREASONABLY CUTE ROYAL COCK-SOCK?!

>>18834396
Bro, that's just regular-ass tea with a couple spoonfuls of crystallized honey, shit's dope.

Don't stick your fucking face in it, man! You're supposed to be royalty - have a little class!

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>>18834396
>COCK SOCK

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>>18834487
>Flutterfaggot

>>18834552
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bW43gPorCi

>>18834560
I was prepared, volume at 12.
Nice try though.

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>unironically being all Bro Code
>getting characters this wrong

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>>18827936
>not listening to the voices

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>>18827945
>>"So that's what I keep telling myself that while she puts the gag in..."
>>"Right up until she opens a closet and Twilight jumps out yelling "SURPRISE""

>"This is some bomb-ass tea, Anon"

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>>18828138

>>18827487
>"This is some bomb ass-yes, Anon"

>>18837137
Yes

>>18837137
>>18837159
Yes

>"This some is Anon-tea ass, bomb."

>>18837137
>>18837159
>>18837460
>>18837491
Yes

>>18828630
>An-nan
Jesus Christ. What?

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>>18837934
>pronouncing it uh-non

>>18837752
>>18837137
>>18837159
>>18837460
>>18837491
>>18837767
yes

>>18838156
I hate your fucking image.

>>18838156
>I seriously hope you guys don't highlight this

>>18827487
I don't kneed you to tell me how fucking bomb-ass my tea is, okay, I'm the one who buys it, I know how good it is. When Lyra goes shopping she buys shit. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you want to know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the tea in my kitchen, it's the dead zigger in my garage

>>18838264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEdBeyXGZ94

>>18838223
>>18837767
>>18837491
>>18837460
>>18837159
>>18837137
yes

>"This is some bomb-ass tea, Anon"

>>18837137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M

So... is writefag done? Or can we expect the hot dickings?

>>18838679
I'm a little unsure. Maybe someone else will pick it up if he doesn't show.

Writefag please, from the ether I summon thee.

We need more stories of gay horses, please hear our pleas for horsecock

I'm not even remotely curious in gay horses, I'm just curious how things will work out after that whole 'It was meant for you' twist.

>"This is some bomb-ass tea, Anon"

>"This is some bomb-ass tea, Anon"

>>18827487
>bomb-ass
Fucking love this word, I always say it and no one else around me has ever said it and some even ask me wtf it means, but I still continue to say it regardless

>>18841134
...with the disadvantage of forever being associated with gigantic, black, powerful horsecock, of course

>>18841312
thats not a disadvantage

I want Shining to bend over so I can kiss his big, heavy testicles.

And so I can massage his ponut with my penis

>>18842225
Not even a colt cuddler, but good on you. attention to testicles is sorely underrepresented in straight c.op

>>18842255
It legitimately bothers me when people can't appreciate a nice, firm pair of balls.

>>18842276
I second this. Not enough ball focus these days.

>>18842276
>>18842308
Absolutely. Either they're completely ignored or the focus is placed on mashing them to a pulp. Very little testicular TLC

>>18842419
>focus is placed on mashing them to a pulp
Ugh, why would anyone even to that. A sack needs to be handled delicately, stroked, massaged, maybe squeezed ever-so-gently...

>>18842683
Apparently its some form of fetish. It seems like most people would prefer gentle fondling. Its more pleasant than smashing them into dust.

>>18842419
I want to be like a golf ball cleaner on a Golf Course. But with testicles.

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>>18842766

>>18837934
>Anonymous
>Anon
What's the problem, here?

Are you one of those faggots that pronounces with the long vowel? AYYY NON, AYYY LMAO.

>>18842804
Could you imagine that? Living in canterlot, working at the sauna, letting well hung stallions put their balls in your mouth? Should I continue?

>>18842905
C-can you keep going?

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>>18842905
>not continuing

>>18842905
Not just ANY well-hung stallion.

A well-hung stallion like Shiny

>>18842963
He has a very stressful job. I'm sure he needs a massage. A privete massage. On his gaint musky horse balls.

>>18842988
Maybe even a prostate massage

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>>18842905
Bitch you better

Would you guys rather follow Anon, a show stallion, or an OC?

>>18843103
I'm up for what ever you think works better. Normally, I'd say Anon, but if you or anyone else has a better idea, go for it.

>>18843103
We never got a conclusion to the story above.

Shiny crying into Anon's chest, anon slowly stroking his best pal behind the ears, hushing him, telling him that it's all gonna be okay... Shiny confessing that Cadance took the anal virginity he was saving for Anon... Anon squeezing him a little tighter, saying it's okay... dry your tears now...

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>>18843103
The 'Nonser pls

>>18828138
dick status
muh

>>18843208
I love that picture

>>18843208
>"That's a bomb-ass picture, Anon."

>>18843352
>"That's a bomb ass-picture, Anon"

>>18842905

Yes!

>>18843182

YES!!!

Anon walked into the Shimmering Sauna, the premier male only sauna in Canterlot. "Hey Anon," the stallion at the desk said, greeting his co worker. Anon waved back, walking into the employees only area. He quickly removed his suit and replace it with his work outfit, consisting of white shorts and a shirt. He then hurried to his post, ready to aid the men of the sauna.

The first few stallions had already entered, and were exiting the locker/shower area. Anon grabbed a few towels and greeted each of them, offering one to them, only to be turned down each time. So he stood by the side and waited for his services to be called upon. Anon stood by the side of the hot bath area, watching the men without shame. It still amazed him just how endowed their members were, long flaccid cocks floating just above a pair of heavy orbs.

(Dinner time, I'm sorry to state. I will return to serve. If this thread dies, then follow me to the gay bath house.)

>>18843474
>"Have a bomb-ass dinner, Anon."

>"This is a bomb-ass bump, Anon."

>"Deesa sum bombad tea, Noni"

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>>18827487
That's because it has my secret ingredient in it, Vodka!

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>>18844629
>"That reminded me of a bomb-ass screen cap, Anon."

>>18844657
One of 4chan's finest hours.

ayy lmao

Horsecocks, am I right guys?

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>>18845032
Yep. Horsecock.

>>18845032
>>18845159
I want to kiss Shiny

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>>18845235
We all do Anon. We all do.

>>18845235
Where? For how long? In what manner?

>>18845290
chezy pls go

>>18845302
Chezy?
Why do I get the feeling this is worse than Seth?

>>18845296
>Where?
His lips
His muzzle
His neck
His cock flare

>For how long?
As long as the moment lasts.

>In what manner?
Tenderly
Lovingly
Passionately
Lustily

>>18845345
Oh, forgot

I wanna kiss him behind his ears, too. While giving him a nice scratch.

>>18845345
Keep going...

I want to rub against his warm, soft body and feel his throbbing horsecock stiffen and drag against my bare chest, leaving a long trail of thick pre-cum across my body.

To lewd, or should I keep going?

>>18845779
*Too lewd

>>18845779
Keep going because >>18845639 told me to do that, but I'm feeling too tired to write about cuddling and kissing Shining Armour.

So you take my place.

>>18845809
I'll give it a shot.

>>18845779
>>18845825
Alright, we're going to try to drag out this fantasy for as long as we can to buy time until the real writrfag gets back.
I want to drag my toung up and down his massive black stallion cock, feeling it throb and twitch against my face.
I want to cup his giant balls and gently squeeze them until he can't take anymore.
I want to feel his massive shaft thrusting inside me. Then I want to clamp down when he tries to pull out and let him fill me with sweet, hot, sticky, pony cum.

Alright, I'm pretty sure I completely did that wrong, but at least I tried.

>>18845983
>*huff* *puff*
>"Y-your... my best bro, Anon..."
>"Mmm..."

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>>18845983

>>18846042
>your

>>18846042
>>18846154
D-did... Did I do it right?

>>18846157
brb killing self

>>18846167
It is certainly a step.
But Anon didn't get a turn to finish...

>Page 5

>"This is some bomb ass-tea, Anon"

>>18846583
there's no need to bump on freaking page 5, /mlp/ is slow as fuck

>>18827487
>>18827515
>>18827564
>>18827576
>>18827675
>>18827711
>>18827722
>>18827757
>>18827769
>>18827814
>>18827850
>>18827867
>>18827882
>>18827893
>>18827902
>>18827903
>>18827936
>>18827941
>>18827958
>>18828034
>>18828035
>>18828083
>>18828153
>>18828164
>>18828253
>>18828315
>>18828338
>>18828522
>>18828657
>>18829063
>>18829758
>>18837045
>>18837137
>>18837522
>>18838346
>>18841080
>>18841107
>>18843352
>>18843368
Stay classy, /mlp/

And I also bet that 50% of the list, are samefags

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>>18846737
>And I also bet that 50% of the list, are samefags

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>>18846790
Okay, you got me.

Here, have a cookie.

>>18846790
not only is your proof easy as shit to make, but if it was real then it doesn't really disproves what >>18846737 said
in conclusion, you are a faggot

>>18846849
>trying to steer us from the horsecock

>>18846855
At least I exonerated myself. Didn't prove anything else, but I'm not a samefag.

We now return you to your regularly standard waiting for programing.

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>>18846855
You seem to need a cookie too
Here, have cookies and fillies

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>>18846895
*scheduled

>>18846909
thanks, I needed that

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>>18846876
Im not trying to do such thing!

You can enjoy your horsefcock,with milk and cookies

>>18846956
>eats cookie
>looks at some horsecock

You know, I like your style

>>18846956
So we dip the horsedick in milk and dunk the cookies in...

>>18846956
I'd love to enjoy Shining's horsecock with "milk" and "cookies".

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>>18846984
Thanks!

Life is good if you can do 2 things that you like, at the same time.

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>>18846956
>>18846991
>>18847002
This is either sexy as hell, or delicious.

>>18847062
>implying it can't be both

>>18838156
It's short for Anonymous, pronounced "uh-Nahn-ih-mus". Therefore, "uh-Nahn"

>>18847188
You... You know that was almost 11 hours ago, right?

>>18847062
Im glad that you find my posts amusing!
Im so flattered.

>>18847068
Im gonna try to writefag; excuse if I disappoint you:

>Be anon in equestria
>You are a cook, you always had an innate skills for Confectionery
>Alwats cooking cakes, pies, cookies
>This is why you are such a good friend with pinkie pie; and you get along with the others mares good too
>"Way too good"
>You were stunned when you saw Shinning armor for the first time
>Pinkie Pie saw you blushing
>She knows
>Damm mare
>Today is your bithday
>Pinkie says that he got a surprice for you
>Day is ending, almost night
>After a long, tiring day at your cake shop; you come back to your home
>And right after you open the door
>You see it

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>>18847276
This seems interesting...

>>18847276
>"Happy birthday, anon"
>You see Shinning Armor, laying down over your table
>Lights out, but candles everywhere
>There is pies, cakes scattered on the living room
>There is lots of cookies on the table, and all around Shinning Armor magnificent body
>On his back, Shinning got cream on his belly; and the cream is going down to his body
>You notice, there is a bulge of cream near his legs; a long bulge of cream
>You are blushing so hard
>"Wanna eat the cream, anon?"
>You hesitate for a moment; but, in your insides, you know; you want to eat Shinning Armor cookie
>And taste his cream
>The door suddenly closes behind you
>"Have fun, Anon!" Says the pink mare
>Damm that mare
>"So what you waiting for, buddy? Come eat your birthday cake"

>>18847427
Warning: Rampart gay faggotry ahead

>"Come, you will see im delicious"
>You dont even think about it; but your body is moving, all by itself
>Closing to Shinning Armor
>He stands up alittle; but still, his back on the table; showing you all his belly
>And his cookie
>"Come on buddy, you know you want it"
>You nod nerviously
>"Go on"
>You get on your knees
>You could smell that cream; so white, so.. Creamy
>You give it a taste, yeah; its cream
>You lick more, going deep and deeper
>Then suddenly, your tongue licks something hard
>At the same moment, Shinning shivers; releasing a moan
>You could see his umongous horse dong, throbbing; waiting for you
>"Dont stop now"
>You wont, you are too horny for stop
>You lick with the top of your tongue, the top of Shinning's Dick
>Tastes so salty, and sweet at the same time
>Like the naughty, hungry-for-cocks manwhore you are you go throat deep
>His cock barely fits in your mouth; she releases a strong moan of pleasure
>Hs dong is so long, is halfway to your stomach; it tastes so good;
>Back and fort, you giving him the job; the white stallion its shivering of joy
>And then, it happens

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>>18847573
I am listening.

>>18847573
>It happens
>He puts his hooves on the back of your head; pulling you even more inside his cock
>Then, without even warning you; he ejaculates
>He releases loads and loads of Horse cream inside your mouth
>It feels like yogurt, actually
>The amount of loads quickly overrun your mouth; some of the cum goes directly to your stomach
>And the other half, you spit it out
>Cant believe how bloody horny you are to give a Stallion a blowjob, and make him cum
>He neighs as he cums
>You like it so much
>You remove his cock from your mouth
>Panting, spiting all the horse yogurt on your mouth; barely could breath
>"Woah. bro; just woah"
>You nod
>There is a brief moment of panting, until
>"Well, Im not finished yet"

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>>18847674
>even more inside his cock
wut

>>18847734
I think he meant into

>>18847674
>Before you could say something, he flips you on the table
>Hands over the table, ass pointing to Shinning
>"Undress" He says, with his manly; captain voice
>You follow his orders like the bitch you are
>You pull down your pants, take of your shit; remove your underwear
>He snifs your body
>"You smell so good, anon"
>You blush
>"Now... This, is your birthday Gift"
>And without even react to what he said
>He inserts his Stallion penis, deep inside your anus
>It hurts a little, but you quickly like it, a lot
>You try to scream in pain and joy; but he blocks your mouth with his hoof
>"Ssshhh, everyone is sleeping; this is your private, midnight party"
>He trusts towards your ass
>You feel his dick moving inside of you
>Its gorgeous
>Back and Forth, ravashing your anus; you keep trying to scream
>You feel he is getting harder, getting more erected; inside of you
>You know its gonna happen
>He starts to thrust faster, and faster
>His dick is moving inside your intestines
>Faster, Harder, Stronger
>You are about to climax
>Shinning releases a loud Neigh
>She drops another umoungous load inside you
>You feel his cum traveling in your bowels
>It was the biggest pleasure a man could ever feel
>You fall on the table, as he falls on your back
>Both deliriously panting, both sweaty bodies on contact; skin to fur
>"Happy birthday, anon"

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>>18847863

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>>18847863

>>18847734
>>18847755
Yeah I meant that
English is not my native language, so this is quite hard for me.
Apologizes.

>>18847863
>Both lay down over the table, tired
>"I know you like me, anon; pinkie told me"
>Such a surprice, you think.
>"And I like you"
>Again, such a surprice.
>"Did you enjoyed your party?"
>You nod
>"Aah.." He moans as he removes his flacid penis from your anus
>You could hear the drops of cum dripping from your ass
>You try to stand up, it hurts so much
>As you stand up, you notice Pinkie pie Peeking through the window
>She is smiling
>"Good Night anon! *Giggles* "
>That mare watch you both having sex
>Such a pervert she is
>"Well anon, you dont mind that *yawns* I sleep in your bed?"
>But of course not
>You both end cuddling in your bed; as heis spooning you; you could feel his breath on the back of your neck, his hot fur; warming you in this cold night
>You both fall asleep
>"Sweet dreams" he mumbles

El Fin

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That was my first time greentexting; I know I had some gramatical and ortographic errors; Its hard to write a story in another languaje.

Did you like it?

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>>18848047

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>>18848090
I enjoyed it.

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>>18848107
>>18848131
Excellent.
Im much obliged

And I wonder if the original writefriend will return.
In any case; I will keep lurking and keep the thread bumped

>>18828138
Moar

>>18848676
I'm still waiting on the >>18843474 story.

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>>18849920
We all are. We're waiting together. Have a Yellow Quiet cookie.

>http://pastebin.com/YAyMzJQu
>you will never fuck him in front of his wife

>>18850035
>in front
>not with

Excluding people is mean

>>18850192
Wasn't there a story a while back about Anon getting married to Candace and Shiny and trying to get out of it? What ever happened to that?

>>18850227
It became this overly-complicated thing that is a far cry from its original plot. Now Anon has crystal powers, Shining, Cadance and R63 Sombra are his slaves, Celestia, Luna, and Twilight are all psychotic bitches and fighting with Anon, there's a whole bunch of OCs that I don't fucking get

I've been fading in and out it, so I don't have the entire picture of what's happening, but I've long since lost interest. It's absolutely nothing like the story it started out as.

>>18850227
It is long, weird and glorious

This thread has been all over the place and I love it

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>>18850612
This is why we have stupid memes. Because they lead to feels, cookies, corndogs, and giant throbbing horsedicks.

>>18850301
what
the
fuck
How does that even happen?

>>18851440
Don't ask me. I didn't even get to see how the first thread ended after the new writefag took over.

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>>18850301
>crystal powers

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>"This is some bomb ass pusi b0ss"

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>>18828138
>"It was supposed to be for you, Bro"
>his confession stuns you. more than it should, you realize after a moment
>the signs had all been there, you were just too dense to put them together
>you shift your neck to look at the weeping stallion whose head rests upon your shoulder
>his eyes were scrunched tightly shut, tears still managing to escape from beneath the lids
>suddenly you become aware of how close his face was to yours
>after this realization, another thought enters your mind and begins to occupy it entirely
>you feel your cheeks prickle hotly as they take on a shade of light red
>it would be so easy, too... your faces are close enough together, all you would have to do is...
>lean forward a little more
>could you, though? you question yourself, and find an answer near instantaneously
>if it was for your Bro, you could. he needs this
>he needs you
>you shift your neck once again, this time in order to speak softly, directly into Shining's ear
"I'm here now, Bro"
>without waiting for a reaction, you utilize the hand you currently have tangled in his mane to guide his head towards your own, feeling no resistance as you do so
>the tension you felt in his body while you had been holding his crying form seems to melt away as your lips contact his
>after a few moments he begins to press his mouth against yours with a sudden forceful hunger that takes you by surprise
>you yield readily to his questing tongue
>it tastes of the sweet beverage the two of you had been drinking just before
>you are about to respond in kind when Shiny abruptly breaks away from the kiss, hanging his head and abashedly placing his forehooves back on his chair
>"S-sorry, Bro, I-"
>you cut him off
"Shhh..."
>moving the hand still buried in his mane, you gently cup his chin in your palm and bring his face upward, forcing him to meet your gaze before continuing
"I'm here for you, Bro. I always will be"
>"Please, Anon..." he sobs
>"Let me feel the real thing"

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>>18852116
Very cute
Keep going

>>18852116
original writefag here, this is it, I can't go on. it's getting 2 lewd. I feel dirty just for writing that much, this story was meant to be a joke+I'm not even gay. sorry for being a faggot

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>>18852322
I think you should continue.

You are doing an excellent job, and it would be a shame if you leave it unfinished.
If you look up, you may notice I also did a greentext; not good as yours; but I did.

Dont feel ashamed for what you write.
Keep in mind you are writing for a certain reason, thats because you like the topic of the text; or just you found an easy excuse to do a random greentext.

Ashamed of gay text? Why you care anyways?
Take it like another fetish of yours; writing about a certain fetish will not convert you in a monster of that fetish (In this case, Gay)

You just giving it way too many importance, you need to relax a little bit more.

And, by leaving your job you will let down all the viewers you had; including myself.

If you had a boner; well, what you can do?
Fap and continue; you can feel ashamed; but your boner told you that you need it. You will forget about it later.

So, take a sleep; do something else, distract your mind; and when you are relaxed, you can continue.

Here, have a pony eating cookie.
You need one

Reminder
>this is some bomb ass tea anon

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Last bump of the night for me

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Bump

>>18852322
It's okay, bro. I had the same thing happen to me when I was writing a story with crossdressing SA and Bro-anon trying to fix things. I started laughing too hard and couldn't take it seriously anymore. So I took a break and I haven't touched it since.

>>18855086
But part of the fun of crossdressing is how silly it is. You should have finished that story, it sounds like you really had a good grasp of the material and were on the way to something your target audience would've really enjoyed.

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>>18852322
That's a real kick in the nuts, anon. Your story was looking really damn beautiful. It's not often I see that kind of feels in my gay secks. It's a real fucking shame you won't continue because it makes you uncomfortable. A very real fucking shame.

>>18855641
>"That's a bomb-ass shame Anon."

>"This is some bomb ass-tea, Anon"

>>18852322
You don't have to be gay to write gay.

I've written some gay shit myself, but it's all cartoons in the imagination. The real thing is fucking uncomfortable to even watch let alone ever want to participate in.

>"This is some bomb-ass tea, Anon"

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>"Anon, this tea is some bomb-ass"

>"This is some bomb-ass tea, Anon"

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So, based writefriend is not coming back.

We should let this thread die?

>>18859718

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abrw8SVHiRY

>>18859718
Nice thumbnail faggot

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>>18860112
There is no need to being rude

>>18859801
>Metal
How amusing!

Let me share too!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJHaMMlfQeE

I like metal!

>>18860201
I like it so far o: I'll have to look up some of their other stuff for later

>>18860260
I just gave it a quick listening, there is a few songs that I like.
I also got other bands to lurk and listen.
I consider Opeth like a band that almost all metalheads accept and like.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQh60zg3NaY

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>>18860327
Woops, forgot image

>>18852116
I find this a lot more interesting then straight romance. I don't know if its the novelty of it, or if I'm a giant super ultra gay.

>>18861222
Trips confirm you are a giant super ultra gay

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>>18843474
Confirmed Anon choked on his diner and died

>>18861603
>choked on his diner and died

This is why you chew your tables and stool and grisly waitresses before swallowing

>>18861658
I always warned him not to eat the entire diner, but he never listened! There were no survivors. Now we'll never get to know the story ends.

>>18861658
This is why you should learn CPR. Because if someone chokes to death, anonymous strangers on the internet won't get to read about horse dicks.

>"This is some bomb-ass tea, Anon"

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>>18861658
>>18862952

>>18857249
>The real thing is fucking uncomfortable to even watch let alone ever want to participate in.

It's fine as long as you use plenty of lube and go slowly.

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>>18847573
>rampart

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>>18863228
What's wrong with that? It was clearly about the gay faggotry in the classic Super Nintendo game Rampart.

>>18863479
I might be able to continue the story once I get home. But keep in mind, I have another story I'm working on (the one with Anonymous, Octavia, Cadance, and Trixie), so I might have to juggle.

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>>18863902
Holy shit! He arose from the dead! And he's going to try to get back to the story! Based writefag Anon is the best zombie ever.

>>18864033
Which story are YOU following? I'm not the same writefag in this thread as before, so

>>18864123
Oh. Never mind then. Though you we're the guy that choked and died. Never mind.

>>18864145
*Thought

>>18864158
Nope. Different Writefag. I'm the one responsible for this piece of work:
http://pastebin.com/vJEKvp3Q

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>>18827487

>This is some BombasT, Anon

>>18827487 >>18827515 >>18827564
>>18827576 >>18827675 >>18827711
>>18827722 >>18827757 >>18827769
>>18827786 >>18827805 >>18827814
>>18827850 >>18827867 >>18827882
>>18827893 >>18827902 >>18827903
>>18827936 >>18827941 >>18827958
>>18828034 >>18828035 >>18828083
>>18828153 >>18828164 >>18828173
>>18828253 >>18828315 >>18828338
>>18828390 >>18828399 >>18828453
>>18828431 >>18828467 >>18828468
>>18828522 >>18828574 >>18828585
>>18828657 >>18829063 >>18829758
>>18832037 >>18837045 >>18837137
>>18837522 >>18838261 >>18838346
>>18841107 >>18841080 >>18843352
>>18843368 >>18843750 >>18844259
>>18844629 >>18844657 >>18846648
>>18851380 >>18852103 >>18852103
>>18853481 >>18855958 >>18857107
>>18857857 >>18858661 >>18858684
>>18862980 >>18864217

>"These are some bomb-ass posts, Anons"

>>18828138
Pegging is my legit fetish.

>"This is some bomb-ass tea, Anon"

>>18849920
Writefag here: Something urgent came up, and delayed my ability to write. Odds are I will continue it tomorrow morning. I am sorry. Please, comeback tomorrow!

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>>18863228

>rampart

>>18852116
>After a long silence, Shining's cries becomes hysteric.
>He falls forwards and buries his snout between your armpit, staining your shirt.
>He wails into your nook and, along with his raspy hiccups, you can hear him berating himself between apologies.

>"STUPID FUCKING SHINING!"
>"SUCK HIS DICK WHY DON'T YA?!"
*hic*
>"I DIDN'T MEAN IT BRO!"
>"I-I'M N-NOT!"
>*SNIFF*
>"N-NO HOMO?"
>"I'MTOTALLYSTRAIGHTANONYMOUSISWEARILOVEPUSS-"

>You nudge his head tighter against your shoulder, quelling his embarrassed babbling.
>His sobbing subsides and he pries himself from your embrace.
>Then he just sits there, on your lap, for many minutes.
>Never once does he make eye contact.

>He stands up.
>His forelegs stretch out to find the floor and his hind follows suit, hooves releasing a hollow clamor as they make contact with your tile.
>"I...think I should just go."
>He turns his back to you.
"Shining.... Dude.."
>You notice he's making an effort to cover his nethers with his tail.
>He levitates his coat he hung on your dining chair onto his back while moving towards the door.
>He reaches the threshold and the knob glows with a blue aura.
>"Thanks for the tea, bro." he says, turning the knob.
>"Like I said, man. You gotta teach me how you made it."
>The door creaks open.
>"Maybe later.."

>As he crosses through the doorway, something snags on his coat.
>Your hand.

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>>18866459
"Shining.." you say.
"It's later, now."
>With your free hand, you reach under his chest and pull him in close to you.
>You heave with all your might, he's a heavy stallion.
>With all your strength, you raise him from the ground and into your embrace cradling his tense figure in your arms.
"You're a big pony." you tease.
>He's speechless.
>But the silence doesn't last.
>"I knew you wouldn't leave a bro hanging!" he exclaims.
"Mark my words:" you begin.
"The only thing that's gonna' be 'hanging' tonight is currently expanding it's territory within my jeans." you joke.
>This elicits a chuckle and a playful nudge from Shining, who now relaxes into your hold.
>You look down to see his member chubbing up at the though of being reamed by his bestie.
"Scratch that, make that two things." you say.
>Shining sighs, the two of you make your way down the hall towards your bedroom door.

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"Sweet Dreams are made of these"

>>18866697
>>18866697
Who am I to Disagree?

>>18866717
Traveled the world and 7 seas

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>>18866697

>>18866755
Everybody's looking for something.

>>18866846
Some of them want to use you

>>18866870
Some of them want to get used by you.

>>18866933
Some of them want to abuse you

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

>>18866986
Hold your head up, keep your head up, movin' on
Hold your head up, movin' on, keep your head up, movin' on
Hold your head up, movin' on, keep your head up, movin' on
Hold your head up, movin' on, keep your head up

>>18866949
Some of them want to be abused.

>>18867100
You're late. We skipped that part and replaced it with THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST .

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>>18866567
I love you based writefriend

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>>18866567

>You throw him atop your king sized mattress and begin undressing.
>He rearranges your pillows on top of each other, making a square fluffy tower up that rides to his chest.
>He turns back to you, a worried look on his face.
>"Anon, i-is this going to hurt?"
>You remove your pants and look up to him, concerned.
"Shining, if you don't want to go through with this-"
>"No! No, man I do!"
>"I'm sorry, it's just with Cadence..."
>He shudders.
>"She didn't even use any lube, everything was bone dry.
>"I.. I can't go through that again." he says, dropping his head.
>Something hits his foreleg and bounces onto the bed, jolting him back to reality.
>A full jar of vaseline rests beside his hooves.
>Shining's eyes bulge, he stares you down as you remove your second last piece of clothing.
>"B-but that will wear out!!.."
>"I-I mean..."
>"The c-cond-"
"Dude, you're a horse, and I'm not." you say, meeting his gaze.
"Even if either of us had an STD, it's not gonna cross species."
"And pregnancy is, of course, not a question."
>He waits for you to say it.
"If it's alright, I'd like for us to do this bareback."

>He simply nods.

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>>18867160
>That was a bomb ass post Anon.

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>>18867315
I thought I was done clopping for the night, but I guess I was mistaken

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>>18867315
you're doing a great jorb, writefriend
glad to see someone pick up where I left off
and it seems you're more qualified to write this part anyway

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>>18867315
>"Even if either of us had an STD, it's not gonna cross species."
Except for that one that exists because of cross-species fluid contact.

>>18867530
Oh, you mean the one that only infects primates?

>>18867595
Yeah. The one that only effects primates.

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>>18867315
"Well..." you huff.
"Alright then.."
>You cast a glance at Shining.
>He sits attentively atop your bed, tending to his delicate ponut, breathing heavily as he applies the cold salve to his anal cavity.
".....here 'goes."
>You drop your briefs to your ankles, revealing tonight's main event:
>One thick, heavy cock.
>It bobs and sways between your legs, happy to be free of it's prison.

>A few dribbles of precum sink from the tip in strings and land on the floor.
>Shining is entranced.
>He sits there and takes it all in (with his eyes).
>He whispers something under his breath.
"What was that, bro?"
>"I- uhh.. I-it's bigger than C-Cadence's.."
>He exhales.
>"Whooo, boy..."

>You climb over the footpost and atop the bed.
>Shining has to force himself to stop staring at your erection, he turns and rests his torso on the pillow pile.
>As you ready your pipe, something catches your eye.
>A corner of his asshole is dull, and flat.
>He missed a spot.
"You missed a spot." you think aloud.
>"H-huh?" Shining questions, hesitantly.
"Oh, you.. uhh.. missed a spot."
"Here." you say, pointing to the dry spot on Shining's anus.
>"A-Anon, I can't see thaaAAAA-"
"Don't worry dude, heh. I already got it!" you cut off his scream, tracing an oil coated finger around the untreated area.
>He clenches down.
>"SHEEESH, ANON!" he shouts.
>"Warn me first!"
"R-right, sorry!" you say, sheepishly.

>>18867981
Now just
J-j j-J-JJJ JAM IT IN

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>>18867981
>>18868168

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>>18868248
Well, it's been a fun thread. Time to ruin it.

>NO U

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>>18868248
>Enunciating stutters in typed conversation = weeaboo

>>18868248
it's just like one of my chinese cartoons

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>>18867981
>So much for being 'bro comforter extraordinaire'.
>To Shining's credit, he didn't hound you any further, ceasing his scolding and facing forward again.
>"I'm ready now?" he asks.

>You look him over once more.
>Captain of the guard, peak physical build.
>His muscles are tense with anticipations.
>Any mare would kill to have him.
>But tonight, he's all yours.
>Your bro.

"Yeah." you say.
"You're ready."
>He smirks.
>"Good..."
>"Are you ready, Anonymous?" he says, venomously.

"I.. guess?" you say quizzically.
>"Also good." he says, louder.
>He turns his head and stares at your closet door.
>"Are YOU ready, girls?" he yells.

>"WE ARE SOOOOO READY, SHINING!" Scream Twilight and Cadence.

>Your closet doors fly open, and a blinding flash leaves you dazed.
>"HAH, FAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!" you hear Shining scream, as he bucks you in the chest.
>You fly back and, struggling to find anything to anchor yourself with, trip over yourself and fall from your bed, landing head first on the floor.
>When your vision comes back into focus, you see Twilight, Shining, and Cadence hanging over you, laughing.

>"DAMN, BRO. I KNEW YOU WERE A PUSSY.." says Shining.
>BUT A FLAMER? ONE QUEER-ASS MOTHERFUCKER!" he finishes, laughing.

>Next to him, Cadence and Twilight giggle overtop a small, thin sheet of paper.
>It's a photo of you, about to go balls deep in Shining's ass.

>"This one's going over the fireplace!" Cadence teases.

>Shining gives you another kick in the ribs before gathering his things and heading to the door, his sister and wife following suit.
>"Hey bro, if you want a copy of that photo I'd be more than happy to oblige!" he says, waving Cadence and Twilight out the door.

>"Anon, I swear. Sometimes you can be so fucking gullible!"
>He begins closing the door behind him.
>"Oh! And don't forget: you gotta show me how to make that tea!" he says.
>"Maybe later!"

>*click*
>...
>...
>*click*
>"Faggot!"

Such is life the bro life.

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